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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:31 pm

This one went south in a hurry. Oh well. I've got too many lads to handle at the moment, so its no big sacrifice for me.

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From: "Franca..." <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2005 23:47:31 +0430
Subject: Urgent..

Dear
I am Miss Franca Roland and my brother Mr David Roland, the first and
only son of late Mr Mputa Roland and my aged mother, my father was
murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe, Before the death of my father, he
had deposit the sum of US$4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION US DOLLARS), in a
private security and Finance company, as if he foresaw the looming danger
in Zimbabwe. This amount was meant for the purchase of chemicals and
tractors for the development of our new farms in Swaziland. This land
problem came when the Zimbabwe president Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new
land reform act, which wholly affected the rich white farmers and some
black farmers. This result to killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war
veterans and some lunatics in the society lot of people have been
killed because of this land-reform act, which my father is one of them. You
can hook up to CNN news every day for what is happening in the country,
if you are in doubt, you can also go to the internet to
www.dailynews.co.zw , it is against this backdrop that my family and I who are
currently in Dakar Senegal decided to transfer our fathers money to any
foreign account since the Senegal law prohibits refugees (asylum seekers) to
operate any type of bank account or to be involved in any huge
financial transaction. As the eldest child of my father, I am seeking for a
genuine foreign partner who can help us transfer this money into his or
her oversea account. On the other hand, the senegal government seems to
be playing along with them.
We are therefore faced with the dilemma of investing this money in
Senegal for the fear of going through the same experience in future, since
both countries have similar political history. As a business man whom I
will entrust my future and that of my entire family in his or her hands
, I must let you know that this business is completely 100% risk-free.
As we cannot accept to venture into any dangerous deal with our
fortune, if you therefore accept to assist us, which I know that you will.
Please I will like you to contact me through the receipt of this mail
urgently. Feel free to ask all questions you deem necessary. For you
assistance , we have proposed two options for you. 1)You may go into
partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in
your country. 2)If you do not prefer a partnership, I am willing to give
you 15% of the sum while the remaining 85% will be my family prior for
investment in your country, while the remaining 5% will be used to
defray all the expenses that may incur during the process of this
transaction. You are therefore required of absolute confidentiality of this
matter. God bless you. Yours truly,
Miss Franca.

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Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:07:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt"
Subject: Re: Urgent..
To: [email protected]

Miss France:

Im really interested in your proposal. please let me know more.

Larry Flynt

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Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:52:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>
Subject: Franca..

Dear Larry Flynt,
I appreciate your concern and willingness to stand as my foreign partner in view to secure our money out from the custody of the finance company to your position and as my foreign parftner and recepient of the deposit on my behalf.However,i will prefer to invest the fund in a land and estate management and other profitable business which you will introduce.

Meanwhile,my father deposited the money under the custody of a security and finance company here in senegal,and unknown to the finance company,He declared the content of the trunk box as family treasure to prevent them from knowing the real content of the safe box,in a nut-shell,the finance company does not know that the real content of the safe box, so it was deposited as a consignment and not as a cash.and should not be disclosed to them while contacting them on the modality of the transfer.

my most reason seeking for a foreign assistance here is to secure a smooth and safe withdrawal of the safe box out from the security company custody and also to establish a good investment for my family better interest. I am under the protection of United nation high commission for refugee(UNHCR) in Senegal as political asylum.

Nevertheless,I will nominate you as my foreign partner and recepient of the deposit on my behalf. as sosn i recieve your contacts,office and home address identity phone nad fax number.
Here is the deposit information of the consignment.

Ownership code: OSFC/617/EDM/2002
Deposit code :EDM/OSFC/01/2002

Security code :PAG/617/XEC/$/2002

Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards.

miss Franca.

On script, blah, blah, blah, BORING!!!!!

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Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 15:48:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt"
Subject: Re: Franca..
To: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>

Hi there Franca!

I am definately willing to be your foriegn partner, but first I must know a few things. Is this transaction 100% risky-free? I sure hope so. Are you single? Again, I really hope so because I am a sensitive single guy who is looking for the right woman.

What am I supposed to do with the codes that you have sent me? This part is a little confusing. Also, I would like to tell my Chinese landlord, Mr. Poon Tang about the arrangements so that he will get off my ass about rent.

Let me know soonest!
Larry Flynt

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Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:32:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>
Subject: Franca..

Dear Larry Flynt,
Thanks for your quick response..to assure you this transaction is 100% risk free,my father deposited this consignment and every vital documents covering it is with us here which i promise to fax to you as my foreign parftner and recepient of the deposit on my behalf and that will empower you to extablish contact with the security and finace company. this code is the ownership,deposit and security code as it pears in the documents which i will fax to you as the security company may requested. as a matter of fact your identy, address, fax and phone is highly needed since we don't know in person.
Note; i will nominate you as my foreign parftner and recepient of the deposit on my behalf as soon as i receive your contact details.

Ownership code: OSFC/617/EDM/2002
Deposit code :EDM/OSFC/01/2002

Security code :PAG/617/XEC/$/2002

Regards.
miss franca..

This tool has no imagination, much less romance. Lets see what I can get away with.

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Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 11:21:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt"
Subject: Re: Franca..
To: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>

Miss Franca:

Glad to have recieved your previous correspondence. Please let me know that this is not a child's play and that this transaction is truly 100% risky free. I am sorry to hear about your husband. Perhaps Zimbabwe can someday pass a "kill the negroes" law and return to its former glory.

Here is my contact information:
419 Tuna Cave Avenue
Fellatio, California 90210
My phone isn't working lately, despite the fact that it is a top notch GE product. Also, faxes are sooooo 5 minutes ago. I didn't think anybody used them anymore.

Since you are single, I did want to tell you that I am a very sensitive man. I like long walks on the beach, but my turn offs are mean people. I also think Libras are too sexually aggressive. How old are you? Do you have any children? Please let me know so that I can see the personal side of whom I'm dealing with.

Larry Flynt

...apparently not much.

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Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:06:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>
Subject: Franca..

Mr Man,
you are not a serious fellow..

I retort.

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Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 09:03:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt"
Subject: Misunderstanding.
To: "franca rolland" <[email protected]>

FRANCA,

YOU SAY I AM NOT A SERIOUS FELLOW? YOU'LL TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, FUCKTARD!
UNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOT UNA CRAZY MORDERFUCKER, UNA BEEN RUNIN UR
TOILET UNA CALLS A MOUT LIKE A BITCH RITE FROM DE ONE. HERE BI UR
REPLY U ILLETERATE ASS HOLE BITCH MUMU OLE UNA TINK UNA BI TOUGH TILL
UNA GET UR ASS BASHED ON A CONCRETE UR BODI GO BE FOUND BY SIDE OF
ROAD, NO BODI DEY GO BURY UNA, DOG DEY CHUP UR TINY AMU, OLE. UNA BI
STILL FAGGOT MUMU CLAIMIN TO BI ON TOP GO FUCK UR MAMA BCOS SHE BE DEY
ONE NAIRA ASHAWO, GO FUCK URSELF CRAZY MORDERFUCKER LIKE U. UR MAMA BI
DEY MONKEY UR PAPA BI DEY GOAT. NO MAGAS 4 UNA, UNA NO GET NO WORK
BCOS UNA BI SO STUPID MUMU. ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH,
NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU. UNA NNE GI
NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNU. OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU. AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE URUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU. UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNUoooooooooooooo

I really hope I hear back!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:22 am

Hey Larry, I know a heap of guys who would go looking for your Landlord every weekend! Laughing

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