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 Ken Shabby and the Prince from Mali * Updated June 28th! *

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

After seeing people having fun with YIM baits, I decided to try my luck at it. This is quite literally hot off the press Cool

Quote:
kn_shabby: so tell me more about this gold dust
obyman2005 : HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
obyman2005 : FROM?
kn_shabby: I'm 35 from the US
obyman2005 : OK
kn_shabby: what about you? where are you from?
obyman2005 : IAM PRINCE TONY KAMRA
obyman2005 : FROM
obyman2005 : MALI
obyman2005 : 57
obyman2005 : IAM THE PRINCE OF MY VILLAGERS
kn_shabby: ok...so how much gold dust is available?
obyman2005 : WE HAVE ALOT OF GOLD
kn_shabby: just as dust?
obyman2005 : IT DEPENDS HOW MANY YOU WANT
obyman2005 : YES
kn_shabby: what kidn of price are we talking about here?
obyman2005 : BUT WILL GIVE YOU THE ONE IN BLOCK
obyman2005 : OK
obyman2005 : IN INTERNATIONAL MARKET
obyman2005 : WE GIVE
obyman2005 : $13,500 PER KILO
obyman2005 : BUT BIN LOCAL MARKET WE GIVE $7,300 PERKILO
obyman2005 : ARE YOU THERE?
kn_shabby: well I have contacts here that I can sell to, but I'll need to see proof of its existence and purity.
kn_shabby: I'm here
kn_shabby: I'll need a sample or some evidence that I can look at
obyman2005 : no problem
obyman2005 : if you want to come you can come down
obyman2005 : and see by your self
kn_shabby: hold on...I need to make sure this isn't some kind of cheap chicanery designed to free me from my hard earned fortune
kn_shabby: I'd be more comfortable dealing with you if you were a member of my club. I have a number of businesses here, and membership is free
obyman2005 : ok
obyman2005 : u tell me
kn_shabby: ok hold on for a minute
obyman2005 : we will take care of the chippment
obyman2005 : we will pay for the shippment
kn_shabby: woah, nellie! I don't do business with non-members of my club...The application form is http://fs16.formsite.com/trench_coat_club/form324446604/index.html
kn_shabby: It'll take only a few minutes to complete
obyman2005 : and you will take of the gorvernment Tax
kn_shabby: how much tax would we be talking about?
obyman2005 : it depends on how many kilos you need from us
obyman2005 : pls a sec..... let me see
kn_shabby: ok
BUZZ!!!
obyman2005 : are u ther
obyman2005 : i have sumiited the form now
obyman2005 : ok
obyman2005 : what is all about?
kn_shabby: it's a club I run...Let me take a look at it
kn_shabby: If the membership form's completed, then we can talk turkey
obyman2005 : pls can i knpow your full name?
BUZZ!!!
kn_shabby: Easy, prince
kn_shabby: My full name is Ken Shabby
kn_shabby: I'm a busy man here...the club's full of patrons today
obyman2005 : hi
kn_shabby: yes...hi there
kn_shabby: are you sure you filled the form out? I can't see the results yet, but it may take time to upload
obyman2005 : back to busness
kn_shabby: ok...how do we go about paying?
kn_shabby: you still didn't answer how much the taxes are
obyman2005 : how many kilo do want us to suplly for you
obyman2005 : that will enable to now the Tax payment
BUZZ!!!
obyman2005 : are you there
kn_shabby: yep...let's see...put me down for 100 kilos
obyman2005 : is much
obyman2005 : for the government TAX
kn_shabby: ok...just tell me
obyman2005 : OK
obyman2005 : CAN U PAY?
obyman2005 : OK
kn_shabby: what are the payment modalities?
obyman2005 : we are going to send you 15kilos
kn_shabby: why only 15?
kn_shabby: is there some problem?
obyman2005 : that how government tax will be easy for to pay
kn_shabby: if you think that's better, then we'll start with 15
obyman2005 : so
obyman2005 : you send us back our money after sale and have 25% share
obyman2005 : is that ok by you?
obyman2005 : it must have legall backing
kn_shabby: I'm confused here...I send you back the money for which part?
obyman2005 : ok
obyman2005 : i maen if you want buy in credit bases
kn_shabby: ahh ok...now I understand
obyman2005 : but if want to in cash then you send part of the money
obyman2005 : then we now send to you
kn_shabby: cash shouldn't be a problem, but I still need to know how I am to send the money to you
obyman2005 : but remember to pay government tax
kn_shabby: I won't forget, but you're still not telling me how much the tax component is!
obyman2005 : ohhh
obyman2005 : sorry
obyman2005 : 15kilos per government Tax is $760
kn_shabby: Now we're talking! Let me work this out
kn_shabby: so by my calculations it's $110,260 including tax Shocked
obyman2005 : the you will send us your adress, phone your passport for identification
obyman2005 : where the gold will arrived


obyman2005 : yes
obyman2005 : for the calcalation
kn_shabby: ok...address is xxx Salt Lake City Utah 80123 USA
obyman2005 : no no pls send it to my private mail box now ok
kn_shabby: I'll need some ID from you first before I send anything here
kn_shabby: ahh ok
obyman2005 : is [email protected]
obyman2005 : ok
kn_shabby: ok...let me send it
obyman2005 : i will send it to u
obyman2005 : can have your mail id
obyman2005 : now
kn_shabby: my email is <removed Razz>
obyman2005 : ok i have done that
obyman2005 : now
kn_shabby: I'll just check to see...have you sent to my yahoo inbox?
obyman2005 : no
obyman2005 : later i have to contact lawyer for that now ok
kn_shabby: ok...you're heading off?
obyman2005 : yes
obyman2005 : i will get back to you
kn_shabby: All right. I'll look for you later on hopefully
kn_shabby: take care!
obyman2005 : have a nice day
kn_shabby: you too
kn_shabby: ok...must dash!
obyman2005 : bye
kn_shabby: bye!


Bugger me - he actually completed the form like a good lil mugu! I'll add it when I can

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He found filling the form out very dissatisfying! Twisted Evil

I was out last night so I didn't get to check in on Tony, but sure enough, he was good enough to log on tonight! Laughing

Quote:
kn_shabby: Hi there. I was wondering if I'd see you again!
obyman2005: yes
obyman2005: how are you today?
kn_shabby: I'm doing well...the last time we chatted you were mentioning something about contacting your lawyer?
obyman2005: yes
kn_shabby: how can I contact him?
obyman2005: he is preparing the documents
kn_shabby: aha
obyman2005: for the gold
kn_shabby: ok
obyman2005: i willl give you he s mail id
obyman2005: she is a woman (better yet! You'll find out later on! Twisted Evil)
kn_shabby: ok I'll contact her once I have her details?
kn_shabby: or should I wait for her to contact me?
obyman2005: sorry
obyman2005: i just received call now
kn_shabby: from the lawyer?
obyman2005: yes
kn_shabby: do you have her details?
obyman2005: this is mail adress is [email protected]
kn_shabby: got that...Should I contact her?
obyman2005: yes
obyman2005: now
kn_shabby: ok...let me send email
kn_shabby: Just hold on while I introduce myself
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: Now what's her title? Is she Mrs? Barr.? Ms?
kn_shabby: I don't want to make a bad impression with the first contact!
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: Barr.
obyman2005: mrs
kn_shabby: gotcha...nearly done with the email
obyman2005: ROLINE
obyman2005: ROSELINE LUIS
kn_shabby: ok...all noted
obyman2005: OK
kn_shabby: ok...sent
obyman2005: I FORGET WHERE YOU SAID YOU FROM?
kn_shabby: I'm in the US
obyman2005: ARE YOU FROM THERE?
kn_shabby: that's right
obyman2005: are you there?
kn_shabby: I'm here
kn_shabby: In the state of Utah (a lie, but what does he care?)
kn_shabby: Salt lake city
kn_shabby: got all that?
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: you maried?
kn_shabby: I was...she cheated on me so I'm separated (curse that imaginary ex-wife of mine! Laughing)
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: what about you?
kn_shabby: anyway, I'm always busy with the club so I haven't had time to remarry
obyman2005: becaose we like dealing with maried people in the busness
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: am 56
kn_shabby: I see...still, it shouldn't prevent us from seeing this through to conclusion
obyman2005: with five children
obyman2005: iam a prince
kn_shabby: that's right...I remember now
kn_shabby: I'd love to see a picture of you and your family!
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: can you send it to <removed>
obyman2005: i will send for you 4 hours time
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: even with my vilagers
kn_shabby: ok...that's a good idea..no need to rush!
obyman2005: i will like to see your pic s too
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: ok...I'll send them shortly
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: send it through my private mail adress
kn_shabby: I think I already have that, but could you remind me once more?
obyman2005: [email protected]
kn_shabby: ok...got that
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: i will get bac to next three hour
kn_shabby: you're heading off for now?
obyman2005: yes
obyman2005: for a meating
obyman2005: i will also see my lawyer
obyman2005: see you later today
obyman2005: have anice day
obyman2005: bye
kn_shabby: ok...take care! bye for now!

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No comments? Crying or Very sad Razz

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i've got a question - the gold, the weight listed is in kilos. Why isnt it in Troy Pounds?
Wink

guide to weights and measures for gold, etc.
http://www.goldcalculator.com/index_files/page0033.htm

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had no idea such a thing existed! I might use that later Wink

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Troy pounds are the answer to a famous question: "Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?" Most people will say the gold, because gold is heavier than feathers. The smart ones will say that they're both the same, because they're both a pound. But the correct answer is that the feathers are heavier because they're a sixteen-ounce pound, whereas gold is measured in twelve-ounce Troy pounds. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@nidoking - that question has always bothered me because it's not stating whether you are dealing with troy lbs. In my mind there are two answers: same or feathers. same if youre not using troy lbs (even though you should be) and feathers if youre using troy lbs for gold and avoirdupois lbs for feathers. which you should be comparing troy lbs to avoirdupois lbs, because those are the weight systems used for each typo of item, but at the same time, from a mathematical point of view, you shouldnt be using two different weight systems in the same formula.

@marktime - another one i would think would be fun is to hit them for what cut styles they have for gemstones. (i know doesnt apply in this bait, but...) guide to fancy cuts - http://www.am-diamonds.com/fancy-shapes.php?id=1 also has a quick and dirty guide to diamond quality terminology at http://www.am-diamonds.com/diamond_price_calculator.php
(warning - if you punch in contact info at that page, they'll try to sell you diamonds). of course, we dont want to educate the lads too much. the more incompetent they are, the better. esp, for when they try to scam real victims.

hmmm.... maybe some disinformation is in order.... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The question can be easily settled by asking the Lad to use the well-known Asian unit of 'taels' of gold, which is something convenient like 1/8th of an ounce or 5/41st of an ounce. Does the Lad have a calculator? Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well Tony was on last night, but his timing wasn't that crash hot as I had an important show on tv I wanted to watch Razz However, I checked my email, and lo and behold he came up with 2 pics of his village! The pics can be seen here.

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice pics.

Of course, they could be fakes.... need a sign!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ First things first. I'm gonna return the one that Shivers doctored and ask him to take this seriously. Then I'll ask for the trophy pic Wink I really need to plant a firecracker up his lawyer's arse. She's really dragging her feet here. Unacceptable, it is Razz

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nidoking wrote:
Troy pounds are the answer to a famous question: "Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?" Most people will say the gold, because gold is heavier than feathers. The smart ones will say that they're both the same, because they're both a pound. But the correct answer is that the feathers are heavier because they're a sixteen-ounce pound, whereas gold is measured in twelve-ounce Troy pounds. Very Happy


Not really, gold is heavier but they both weigh the same Smile

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, gold is DENSER, but "heavy" refers to weight, and ounces are a measure of weight. So a number of ounces of gold weigh the same amount as the same number of ounces of feathers, but the feathers will take up a lot more space. But that's semantics and nothing to do with YIM baiting at all.

So, Mark, getting enough comments to keep you happy now? Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I think I'll go back to baiting Razz That much I understand Laughing

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

24 grains = 1 pennyweight (dwt)
20 pennyweights = 1 ounce troy (or 480 grains)
12 ounces troy = 1 pound troy (or 5760 grains)

27.34375 grains = 1 dram
16 drams = 1 ounce (or 437.5 grains)
16 ounces = 1 lb (or 7000 grains)

for more fun with measurements and conversions
http://ts.nist.gov/ts/htdocs/230/235/h4402/appenc.pdf

Razz

so Mark Time, any updates on the YIM bait that started this whole mess? Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Not yet, but I'm thinking of using these conversion tonight if the mugu is unfortunate enough to log on tonight Twisted Evil

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol! wanna see how much you can torture him, eh? laf!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course! Add to that his lawyer hasn't replied to me yet. Bad lawyer! Razz

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

so it's the fault of the lads as to why i havent been able to read the next chapter in the story. Why I oughta bitch slap them myself for this! Wink


Hmmm... perhaps make them put together a presentation package and offer of sale contract with the weight in kilos and converted to grains or pennyweight or similar (w/o telling them the conversion ratio) Twisted Evil

1 kg = 643.0149 pennyweights = 15432.3576 grains

edit - i just did the math on the offer of sale of 1kg for $7300 and that comes out to $227.06/troy ounce. If that's refined, 24K that's a heck of deal! better jump on it! (sarcasm intended Wink )

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Supposedly I'm getting contact details or some other shite from the lawyer. It wouldn't help things by refusing to do business until she joins the Trench Coat Club Razz

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*chuckle*

and then the myriad of WU forms they will have to fill out before you can send $ and all the safaris to the WU office... Maybe even a safari to the airport for delivery of $ by courier... Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We'll see what happens in instant mugu tonight. I might see if the clown has access to a web cam, but I'll probably be pushing my luck here. One thing that really gives me the Tom Tits with IM baits is the way the mugus love that bloody pager thing. Maybe it's a nervous reaction.

I forgot to add this stuff on Saturday night. It seems Tony has this habit of getting on when there's good stuff on tv at the same time. Certainly tv is mure relaxing than this mugu!

Quote:
obyman2005: how are you today?
obyman2005: my friend
kn_shabby: I'm ok...you?
obyman2005: wait a sec....
obyman2005: pls
kn_shabby: ok
kn_shabby: I can't stick around...I have company here now. I'll talk later on
obyman2005: OK
obyman2005: IAM sending my pic now
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: sorry
obyman2005: for the delay
obyman2005: are you there
obyman2005: pls resend back i can not view it ok (this was my "passport" pic Twisted Evil)
obyman2005: check your mail i am sending my pic now
obyman2005: I HAVE SENT IT NOW
obyman2005: I AND MY VILLAGERS


Then this was waiting for me after I was finished watching Mythbusters on tv Wink

Quote:
obyman2005: pls get back to me let proceed gold busness
obyman2005: from prince Tony


I neglected to include some e-mails from this arse clown's lawyer so I'll put it in here. As always, the lads' correspondence will be in red, and I'll be in royal blue

Quote:
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:08:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: Tony Kamra
To: [email protected]

Mrs Roseline,

I have been in contact with your client, Tony Kamra
regarding the purchase of 15kilos of gold dust. He has
informed me that you are in the process of completing
all paperwork and other modalities relating to this
transaction. Please provide me with additional details
as soon as possible.


No sooner had I sent this, my mugu replies:

Quote:
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 10:48:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: "roseline luis" <[email protected]>
Subject: GET BACK TO ME
To: "Ken Shabby"
Dear Ken,
This is the Barr.Mrs Roseline Luis the Attoney to His Royal Hghness Prince Tony Kamara ,well i received your mail this afternoon it was ok,legally he told me about you concerning the preparetion there vilagers Gold,Diamond and minine stones which i have been backing on for some years now ,i told him to know you very well if you are serious minded person who will no bring this Gold busness down,I also told Prince Tony that he should tell you to send down $243 for preparetion of the documents that will enable to know if you are ready to transact this busness with us.
1,you need POWER OF ATTONEY
2,lettter of AGREEMENT,then you will endurse your signation before busness coments ok,
So you get back to for urgent starting busness

my regards
ROSELINE CHAMBERS



Let's see if I can score another form trophy here...

Quote:
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: GET BACK TO ME
To: "roseline luis" <[email protected]>

Roseline,

Perhaps your client neglected to inform you of one
minor detail. I have a rule when doing business with
people. It's a simple matter of trust and displays a
commitment, but I will only deal with those who are
willing to become a member of my club. It doesn't cost
anything to do so, and the application form is easily
completed online at
http://fs16.formsite.com/trench_coat_club/form324446604/index.html

Please ensure that you complete the application form.
No doubt Tony has told you about the calibre of my
establishment! Once this is done, we can get down to
business.


I've already posted the pics from Tony in the Pictures forum so I won't double up here. No news from the barrister on payment modalities yet so I'll send a reminder.

Quote:
Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 03:40:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: view the prince and my people for gold
To: "uchenna ndu" <[email protected]>

Tony,

I have been waiting for a reply from your barrister,
but so far I have failed to receive anything. I'm not
sure why you're having difficulty viewing my passport
picture as well. I can assure you that I am perfectly
able to view it here. Perhaps there's a problem at
your end?

I have started talkign to potential buyers, and they
have been asking me all kinds of questions. I'm sure
you'll be able to help out here. My buyers want to
know how many troy ounces of gold dust are in the
15kg. Additionally, they also want to know how many
drams are in the 15kgs of gold.

This silence from your barrister is unsettling. Do you
have her phone number? I'll try calling her perhaps.


Just when I thought I'd have a quiet night, Prince Tony lurches confidently back onto the scene! Razz

Quote:
obyman2005: how are you today?
kn_shabby: I'm doing well today
obyman2005: did you see my pics
kn_shabby: That I did
kn_shabby: And I haven't heard from your barrister either
obyman2005: my lawyer told me she wrote to you
kn_shabby: Yes, but she didn't explain the payment modalities. Do you have her phone no?
obyman2005: that she demanded some money for documents
kn_shabby: That I understand, but HOW am I to pay for them?
kn_shabby: that WAS NOT explained!
obyman2005: yes
obyman2005: but its at home
obyman2005: yes i did not remember to let u no that
obyman2005: that is no if u realy want to transact busness with us
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: b/cos alot scaners do fake
obyman2005: aruond
kn_shabby: Are you accusing me of being a scammer? (at this point in time I had no fewer than 5 other instant mugus paging me Rolling Eyes)
obyman2005: no no no
kn_shabby: I'm prepared to purchase a significant amount of gold here!
kn_shabby: So what I'm merely asking is that you provide me with your barrister's number. If you don't have it now, it's ok
obyman2005: i said that what my lawyer told me that we should be careful for them ok
obyman2005: i did not accused you
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: OK..Now I understand
obyman2005: you are my customer
obyman2005: do you want do buy cash or on credit bases?
kn_shabby: cash would be easiest
obyman2005: so that she will no how to prepare the documents ok
kn_shabby: Tell her I'll pay by cash
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: now are you making the payment?
obyman2005: send me mail and add your adress contact
kn_shabby: I can't because I don't know how to pay...Bank transfer? Western Union? (I was hoping this would get things moving)
obyman2005: the lawyer needs that
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: OK, I'll contact her with the details
obyman2005: your adress
obyman2005: phone number
kn_shabby: My phone no is +1-360-283-5236
obyman2005: but she needs the money to prepare the document to you
obyman2005: fast (Shocked You try doing this shite with 5 of your fuckwit friends paging me too, arse clown!)
obyman2005: pls
kn_shabby: OK..Postal address is <removed>
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: send it through her mail adress now
kn_shabby: OK...One minute
obyman2005: both your full name
kn_shabby: I'm just sending something to her now
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: can you pay the money through western union money?
kn_shabby: All done
kn_shabby: I can, but I'll have to do it at lunch time
obyman2005: is ok by here
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: good
kn_shabby: Should I provide the details to you or your barrister?
kn_shabby: When the WU payment is done?
obyman2005: send it to her and contact me immediatly
obyman2005: to comfirm
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: ok...I'll make sure I will
obyman2005: how much did she told ytou to pay
kn_shabby: I think it was $249 (It was $243, but I wanted to appear clueless here Twisted Evil)
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: Yep..that's right
obyman2005: so should tell her that u are sending the money to her today?
kn_shabby: I'll do that
obyman2005: should i?
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: I'll contact both you and your barrister when I'm done
kn_shabby: I'd better get going to the WU office if I'm to make the payment today
kn_shabby: It gets quite busy there in the afternoon
obyman2005: what is time there now
kn_shabby: It's nearly 1pm here
obyman2005: ?
kn_shabby: so I'll grab some lunch, and I'll head over to the WU office
obyman2005: 1pm here too (I really didn't have time to check the time in Utah Rolling Eyes)
kn_shabby: How about that!
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: but I'll get going for now. I'll email when I'm done with the WU office
obyman2005: thats reminds me u have you her secretary name
kn_shabby: I do have a secretary. Her name is Myanus Burns
obyman2005: to send it becos she is always busy
kn_shabby: Oh, my mistake...you mean your lawyer's secretary?
kn_shabby: I don't have your barrister's secretary's name
kn_shabby: or contact details
obyman2005: my lawyers financial scretary name
obyman2005: can give you the name now
obyman2005: ??
obyman2005: are u there
kn_shabby: Yes, I'm ehre
obyman2005: ?
kn_shabby: What's your lawyer's financial secretary's name?
kn_shabby: I don't have it
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: wait a sec..... let chek my diary
kn_shabby: So let me know, and I'll contact her as well just as a precaution
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: the name is
obyman2005: CHIDIEBERE D.INYAMA
kn_shabby: Ok. What's her email address?
obyman2005: HE IS MAN (I'll see if I can get a pic of this arse clown as well)
obyman2005: YOU HAVE IT NOW?
kn_shabby: Whoops! I'm not sure with names. No, I don't have his email. Can you give it to me?
obyman2005: who?
kn_shabby: CHIDIEBERE D.INYAMA - your lawyer's financial secretary
obyman2005: yes correct (Ladies and Gentlemen - meet Mensa's newest member! Razz)
obyman2005: u have it?
kn_shabby: OK. Time for me to get going for lunch and off to WU. No I don't have it, which is why I'm asking!!
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: u need 15 kilos?
kn_shabby: That's right
obyman2005: type?
kn_shabby: Either in gold dust or in bar form if possible
kn_shabby: I have customers asking for both
obyman2005: we have white gold ,brown gold
kn_shabby: White gold
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: gold dust
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: ok...gold dust it is
kn_shabby: But I'd better get going or I won't make it to the WU office in time
obyman2005: it should be 5each (yeah, whatever, mugu!)
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: when will you be back
obyman2005: ?
kn_shabby: anyway, I'll contact you shortly with the WU details. If I'm not back later today, I'll email
obyman2005: so i can contact her
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: bye
kn_shabby: ok bye!
obyman2005: have a nice day
kn_shabby: you too!


:banghead: I really need to limit the number of these I do simultaneously! Either I'll go round the twist, or I'll be crowned King of Instant Mugu modalities! Cool Laughing

I really didn't feel like farting around on instant mugu tonight. Last night's activities were a tad too hectic, and I had other things to do to make sure that the baits go according to my plans. Wink

So just this short exchange on instant mugu tonight. Mainly one way traffic!


Quote:
obyman2005: how are you today
obyman2005: ??
obyman2005: are you there?
kn_shabby: yes, I'm here
kn_shabby: I can't stay too long though
obyman2005: OK
kn_shabby: Very busy at work here
kn_shabby: I'll send an email shortly
obyman2005: Have my contacted you?
kn_shabby: I did see your earlier emails, and I'll reply to them shortly
obyman2005: did you send the money
kn_shabby: I have the details with me, but I'll send them when I can...as I've mentioned, it's very busy here
obyman2005: ok
kn_shabby: I'll be in touch within the hour
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: can you calculate the amount again and tell her how much gold youm need from us <that she will no what to put down in the letter of agreement
obyman2005: ok
obyman2005: get back to me when you are ready
obyman2005: bye
obyman2005: what do we do now?
obyman2005: you have to send the form as soon as posible
obyman2005: prince


Aww, shucks! I missed him by 15 minutes! Very Happy But I have a valid excuse! I'm about to marry my first mugu wife (provided she fills out the marriage licence application form!)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bumpy Razz New stuff added for those watching this! Wink

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Paul Ademola: "we have put in many years of meritorious service to our country and therefore
would not want our reputation dented or our family names dragged in mud" Too late, sport!
Michael Osei (after seeing my passport): "WE ARE A SERIOUS ENTITY SO FOR US TO RECEIVE
SUCH A PICTURE AT THIS CRUCIAL TIME OF OUR TRANSACTION
WAS VERY SHOCKING AND MIND BOGGLING." I thought it looked cute!
Richad Smith (before voodoo curse): "Listing and listing good i will not set here and watch you insulting my person okay, and i repeat never again you ever use such words on me never in your life."
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