lottery lad gets me first slap! :)

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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

As some of you know, I have had a lottery lad that i was trying to get off script and onto a love bait. Well that hasnt worked out yet, but i did manage to get my first slap in already Smile

first email from him

Quote:

ATTENTION: xxxxxx

I am Mr. Duke Edwards the fiduciary agent assigned to your case. I wish to
Congratulate you on your victory, you are lucky person to have won this
lottery. Your email address is amongst those chosen this quarter from our
new java-based software that randomly selects email addresses from the web
from which winners are selected You are required to forward the following
details to help facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate
which will facilitate the release of your winnings.

1. Full names.

2. Phone number.

3. Fax number.

4. Occupation.

5. Sex.

6. Age.

7. Nationality.

It is expected that you would forward this information as soon as possible
to enable us attend to your winnings. Once we confirm your information,
your payments would be processed after you have sent down this
information, a certificate will be prepared for you. This is to be your
proof of winning. Be advised that your winnings would be paid to you in
installments of $30,000.00 {Thirty Thousand United States Dollars}. This
is done because of the amount won by you, this money would be paid to you
on monthly basis for the next 10 {Ten} months .You are advised to keep
your winning numbers secret to avoid unscrupulous elements from taking
advantage of the situation. Once again, congratulations.

Regards,

Mr. Duke Edwards

my first email to him (a simple thank you and buying time)

Quote:

Wanted to say thank you. I'm too drunk right now to do much, I've
been celebrating. Will email later when not drunk.

Thank you!

my second email to him

Quote:

Sorry, I just got carried away when celebrating. I'm still a little
drunk, but not as much as I was.

My girl friends and I went out to the bar and had a really good time.
The only problem is that when i drink it makes me act like a naughty
girl.

It also makes me lonely for a nice man. I dumped my last boyfriend
because he was mean. And, I think he only wanted my parents' money.
But that's okay. He's gone. Now I just have to find a nice man.

I attached a photo of me. Do you think I'm pretty? Everyone says
that I am, but sometimes I dont feel very pretty. Sometimes I just
feel sad. Do you ever feel sad Duke? Do you mind if I refer to you
as Duke? I like that name Duke. Very manly. Very nice.

I'm sorry about talking so much. I'm just lonely, I guess.

Let me know about lottery and maybe write me?

Angela

no response for a couple of days. so i sent this

Quote:

just received the following email. Is this the same lottery? Am I
supposed to do all business with this other person instead?

I still havent heard what all steps I have to do to claim my loterry
winnings from you.

Thank you,
Angela

MERIT LOTTERIES (ONLINE) LOTTERY SYSTEMS.
P.O. BOX 1668,BASSONIA,
JOHANNESBURG.
BATCH: 31/576809/SAPPD
REF NO: SAR/23457677/2005.
RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FIRST NOTICE.
YOUR COMPANY / PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THE IN THE SECOND CATEGORY DRAW.
We wish to inform and congratulate you on your Email details being
drawn as a winner in our computer balloting sweepstake held on the
11th of June, 2005. This is a millennium scientific computer game in
which Email addresses were chosen at random. It is a promotional
program aimed at Promoting Tourism in the Southern African Development
Community to the International community; therefore you do not need to
buy ticket to enter for it.Your email address attached to ticket
number 12, 15, 21, 27, 35, drew the lucky numbers which consequently
won the draw in the Second category. You have been approved for the
second category prize of SIX MILLION RANDS(ZAR 6,000,000.00)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive
your lump prize in your account.This is a protective measure to avoid double
claiming by unscrupulous people. To begin processing of your
claims,you are required to note;
[1]You are to call Mr.Paul Msibi of MERITFINANCE,a subsidiary of
MeritLotteries,by telephone +27 73 816 4637,immediately you receive
this notification,this Telephone call is important for record
purposes.
[2] You are to indicate to Mr.Paul Msibi the possibility of your
arrival to South-Africa to physically claim your winnings.
[3]Finally you are required,after making the Confirmation Telephone
call to send Your details,viz:
[1]Full names,
[2]Physical Address,
[3]Telephone and Fax numbers to ;
MR.PAUL MSIBI
MERITFINANCE(PTY) LTD.
P.O.BOX 2433,RANDPARK RIDGE,JOHANNESBURG.
TEL:+27 73 816 4637
EMAIL:[email protected]

We advise strict adherence to these rules in order to avoid double
claiming and to avoid abuse of this promotional programme.We are in a
position to provide you refernces of past winners of the previous 2
draws already held.
All prizes must be claimed within 10 working days.
NOTE: If you are under the age of 18, you are required to notify
Mr.Nkosi,our intention is to protect the interest of our winners and
to ensure they receive their winnings in full.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. ZELDA VAN DER MERWE.

got a very prompt response!

Quote:

How are you today? Madam the other notification you received is a
different one from ours. Madam we Camelot UK Promos based in London and
also registered with the British Gaming Board. Madam as a winner of this
years quater we want to fill informations in the claims form we ealier
sent you so as to enable us proceed in preparing your cheque and as well
as your winning certificate.

Regards,
Mr. Edwards.

A "madam" ???

So I slap him some

Quote:

I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU STARTED CALLING ME NAMES! A MADAM IS A
WHORE! I AM NOT A WHORE! JUST BECAUSE I SENT YOU A SEXY PIC OF ME
DOESNT MEAN I AM A WHORE! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU MUST BE ONE BIG JERK TO
CALL WOMEN WHORES! I SHOULD CALL YOU NAMES BUT I AM TOO MUCH OF A
LADY!

THIS WHOLE THING HAS MADE ME EXTREMELY ANGRY AND I AM READY TO SAY
FORGET ALL OF THIS! I DO NOT NEED THIS MONEY, MY FAMILY HAS PLENTY OF
MONEY AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A RUDE MAN I DO NOT NEED TO DO THIS!

I get an IMMEDIATE reply

Quote:

Dear Prize Winner,

A very good day to you? I just received your mail and am pleased to inform
you that in my dictionary, Madam does not mean a whore. But if that's what
it means to you, we are sorry. Note,o nobody is begging to claim your
prize and i never saw any picture of yours.

Regards,
Mr. Edwards.

Not much of an apology, and only a little off script so far.

He never got my pic? Okay, I resend the pic

Quote:

In my country that is what it means. I will accept your apology, though.

Here is the pic I sent to you.

and the bait continues....

edited to add - there's a whole nother email i sent him that i'm not finding. was a first reply to the initial 419 letter. Dunno if it didnt send or what - cant locate it. Had a whole thing about my family and their money and how happy i was to be winner, etc etc etc

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

since he didnt see the pic the first time around, decided to send him on a hunt for a missing email or two Wink

sent the following

Quote:

I'm sorry I got so upset earlier. Since you did not get my pic before, maybe you did not get my other emails I sent you?

One email was about me, the other had all of the info you requested for the lottery claim.

Please look and see if you got them. If you did not, let me know.

Angela

of course, i never sent the info he requested Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

and we get a reply Smile

Quote:

Dear Prize Winner,

I have seen your picture and you are very attractive and beautiful. Every
man's dream. But we need the informations in the form ealier sent to
enable prepare your winning certificate. For more informations, you can
call my office on +447031947368.

Regards,
Mr. Edwards.

these mugus seem to think with their penis, eh? Rolling Eyes

so what should angela say?

Quote:

Please call me Angela, much more friendly than "prize winner". Thank you for saying that i'm pretty. Everyone says that I am, but sometimes I dont feel very pretty. Sometimes I just feel sad. Do you ever feel sad Duke? Do you mind if I refer to you as Duke? I like that name Duke. Very manly. Very nice.

I'm sorry about talking so much. I'm just lonely, I guess.

Let me know if you can find the email I sent with my information. Some emails seem to be missing. And write me any time, okay?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

and a reply!

Quote:

Dear Angela,

I am sorry but have lost the infomations concerning you and i'll love it
if you resend. This is to enable me proceed with your preparation.

Sometimes i feel sad and i must confess that i find your mail interesting
and believe that i'll come to know you someday. A swift reply to this mail
would be appreciated and i'll also love to call you and speak with you.

Regards,
Mr. Edwards.

So gang, what should Miss Angela do next? Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:54 pm

Tell him to feel free to call you. He's got your number. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

^^ *chuckle* apparently he got careless and lost that email with the info laf!

Gonna tease him some more, and then claim i resent it Wink

So far all he's asking for is name, address, country, and phone # (all he has actually gotten so far is a name)

Quote:

Dearest Duke,

Okay, I will write it up again for you, since you are so nice to me.
I would really like to see a pic of you. Sometimes it's nice to know
what the person looks like that you are talking to, don't you agree?

Will get all that for you and email you soon. Promise.

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