Sammy wants to come to Norway and join the circus. (ongoing)

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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:29 pm

Here is what I have so far. I'm open to any tips and possible twists that I could use.

Initial mugu crap:

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FROM THE DESK OF MR.SAMUEL .ZONGO
> BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
> BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
>
> CONFIDENTIAL
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
> department
> of Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso.
>
> In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of ($ 15.3M US dollars
> fifteen million) three hondred thousand US dollars) . In an account
> that
> belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire
> family
> in a concord plane crash in 1999 in paris that almost took the whole
> life of
> the pasengeres on boad.
>
> Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
> next of
> kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
> unless
> somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
> indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that
> all his
> supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane
> crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
>
> It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this
> business
> proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or
> relation
> to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is
> coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury
> as
> unclaimed Bill.
>
> The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
> remained
> unclamed after Four years, the money will be transfered into the Bank
> treasury account as unclaimed fund.
>
> The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned
> by
> the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand
> as
> next of kin to a foreigner.
>
> I have agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign
> partner, in
> respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside
> for
> expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for me. There
> after I
> will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages
> indicated.
>
> Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as
> arranged,
> you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the
> deceased
> indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private
> telephone
> and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where
> in
> the money will be remitted .
>
> Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text
> of
> the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
> transaction is risk free and that you should not entertain any atom
> of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer .
>
> Please kindly contact me immediately as soon as you receive this
> letter.
>
>
> Yours faithfully,
> SAMUEL .

My ASEM

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From "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To [email protected]
Subject Re:VERY PRIVATE AND URGENT URGENT REPLY.
Dear Mr. Zongo

Sorry to bother you but I think you must have made a mistake.
This mail must be sent to the wrong address and was most likely intended
for one of your business partners.

Best regards
Vidkun Quisling

Dialog starts.

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Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 10:10 AM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: UPDATE

DEAR Vidkun Quisling ,
Greetings from my own side.
how are you today? hope God is taking good care of you and the
family.please brother i want you to promise me that you will not seat on my
share when the fund is transfer in to your nominated account Base on your
mail contents. i will present to you copy of his original slip of deposite
with the bank, for the amount in question, and other vital documents that
shall equally be legalise in the high court of justice here in burkina-faso
making it 100% legal and shall be presented to the bank immedaitely on there
request.i am here with every good information to faciliate the immediate
release of the fund in our favour .

I once again I guarantee you 100% risk free of this claim, as all
arrangement for the smooth conclusion of this claim has been finalized here
locally i am very sorry, just that i can not let this opportunity sleep
away, i am not the killer of my client, but i can not at thesame time allow
this huge amount called to the bank federal reserve account as uncliamed
money while i have 100% possiblity to making claims to it via foreign
partner. This is our life time opportunity and i thank God you noted that
immediately.mean while i thank you very much for your kind cooperation in
advance. Remember that the confidenciality and the secrecy of this deal is
the key to actualise it inless than 15 bank working days if you follow my
instruction and information.
i will like you to arrange on how to come down to my country so that you
will witness the smooth transfer of the fund because your coming down to my
country concludes the immedaite release of the fund.my country is visa
free.please i will like you to know that we have to trust ourselves and work
together as one family.we have not to delay.
please you should call me as to clearify you more
00226-76540220
hoping to hear from you at the earliest
yours faithfully
SAMUEL ZONGO

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Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2005 2:30 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Dear Samuel,

Thank you very much for your mail and I promise you
that you can fully rely on me in this transaction and
that the money will be safe in my account for you when
you need it.

My name is Vidkun Abraham Lauritz Quisling and I'm
the owner and CEO of a small travelling circus called
"Nasjonal Samling" here in Norway.
The Circus was founded by my grandfather by the same name
back in 1933. Both myself and my company has a reputation
for being totally solid and trustworthy both with respect of
handling money and national security, so you can rest assured
that your money will be 100% safe with me.

When will you transfer it to my account?

Best regards

Vidkun A. Quisling

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Date: Sun, 17 Jul 2005 6:23 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: information

Dear Vidkun A. Quisling ,
thanks a million times for your good trust and honesty.
By the grace of aLmighty we are going to make it within the both families.i
saw your name ,you are promising.
i reasured you that their is no risk i will use my possition to make sure
that inless than 8days the fund will be release on our own favour.please you
should know that any expences you procure during the consommation of this
transaction will be highly reburse.
i have maped out 30%of the total amount for you, 60%for me while 10%will be
for any expences.

i have contacted the federal ministry of justice and the high court that
will issue the certificate of legality on your name with the certificate of
affidavit of claim, and they said it will cost us only $8,500 dollars for
the procurement as to summit it together with the other vital documents in
the bank for their immediate transfer of the fund. such as
1will testation court seal
2death certificate
3certificate of deposite
which will be forwarded to you by tomorrow.
i hope you will put this deal confidencial so that no body will put an eye
brow on us and know how we made our money.i shall forward to you the three
vital documents tomorrow with my personal picture for identification.i am
aranging also to see how to race some money for the said remaing documents
that will make the immedaite release of the fund into your normainated
account next week
my dearest brother, how much can you be able to arrange from your own side
as to procured the remaining documents .please let me know as you know that
this deal is for our own good so that we can finalise every thing and get
the fund freely.
hoping to hear from you.be assured that any thing you spend will be given
back to you before the sharing of the fund.we can not leave the burden to
one person as you can see delaying is not good on our side now as the bank
is planning for auditting of the year
thanks
have a great day as i await for your prompt response.
yours truely
samuel zongo

N:B please iam very sorry i hide the currect information of the late
customer because i want to know if you are honest and now i have full trust
in you so here below is the real information of the customer and i will be
forwarding the three documents to you by tomorrow.i deed it because of the
confidenciality of the business.
1 the deaced name is mr patrick lokesh
2 the deposite the sum of $20.5million usd
3he died on 7th novermber 2002
4 the fund is with the bank here in africa burkina-faso called banque
commercial du burkina
i will forward all the full information by tomorrow
thanks

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Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:32 AM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: view the documents and get back to me immediately

Dear
I attached here with the said documents and my pic awaiting for your earliest response.
please keep this documents confidecial ok
hoping to hear from you
have a great day
yours truely
samuel zongo

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Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 4:30 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: here is the remaing doc (court seal)response urgently

Dear brother
please iam sorry for not encluding the court seal i could not fine it where i kept it in my office file .
thank al mighty i have found it .
open your attachement and view it
hoping to hear from you soonest as you see we have to finalise every thing this week
thanks
SAMUEL ZONGO

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Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 2:23 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: here is the remaing doc (court seal)response urgently

Dear Sam

Got some trouble opening your mailattachments here on my end.
Could you please send them again?

Best regards

Vidkun

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Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 5:45 PM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: information

Dear Sam

I have looked at the documents and most of them look OK,
but I am a bit unsure about the certificate of death as
it had some reference to a vaccination card of some sort.
Are you completely sure that the said person is utterly and
irreversably dead?

Apart from that everything looks great. I also feel i need to
comment on your picture. You have a good taste in suits, and that
is yet another thing that gives me a feel of an incredible amount
of trust and confidence. You must surely be a true gentleman.

Now, where do we go from here, and how soon can I expect my money?

Best regards and prayers

Vidkun

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Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 7:00 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: please give me a call on this number 00226-76540220

Dear brother,
thanks you for your kindness i appreciate it all.
my brother i am 100% sure ok if iam not sure i wouldn't have contacted you.
even in the bank .they have tried all they could to get the family but all
was in vain.
why i contacted you is becuase of the auditting of the year that is coming
soon so i want us to retreive this fund before it commence.
honestly brother as i told you the only thing we have to do and now to
effect the immediate release of the fund is to get the certificate of
legality that bears your name as the original beneficiary from the federal
ministry of justice and the Affidavit of claim that bears your name and the
content of the two documents is authoring you as the real next of kin to the
late customer and that the bank have to release the fund without any
delay.and i have a very good lawyer friend that will stand on your behalf
for the claims .
right now we only have to race the sum of $8,500 dollars for the procurement
of the two documents then the lawyer mr prince chukwudi david will tender
application with the vital documents to the bank for the transfer of the
fund into your nominated account in norway.as iam in the bank i will be
monitoring every thing going on in the bank so when the bank update you then
you have to come down as to witness the smooth transfer of the fund into
your account.after the successful transfer i will come over to norway for my
share and i will like also to invest my own share with your compnay.brother
as you see the amount involve how much can you be able to race from your
own side now so that we can finalise this transaction immediately.tell me
how much you have then you have to send it to the lawyer i will coimplete
the remaining money so by next tomorrow he will go for the document brother
we have not to delay.
brother if i have the complete money for the documents i wouldn't have ask
you as you see here in africa civil servant are not paid well that is why i
have to achieve this deal as to resign
hoping to hear from you
thanks
samuel zongo

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 4:05 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: i have resend the documnet please if you can not open it send me your yahoo email box it will be easy to bview

Dear brother Sammy

I am unsure what this document is. Isn't there supposed to be something
before the signature? What are they signing here? The man of god surely
must have a reason for signing this?

I hope you can clarify this so we can move along swiftly. I am eager to
get this
business concluded as soon as possible so that we can move to the next
phase of
spending the money.

Could you also give me a timetable as to when I can expect my share of
the money?
The wife is getting impatient as she has seen some nice redken stuff at
J�leriet that
she want to procure.

Best regards and prayers in the name of Lord Sauron

Your brother
Vidkun

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:39 pm

Questions buuilding up.. Laughing

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 3:45 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: please give me a call on this number 00226-76540220

Dear brother Sammy

I need some help here. I am not quite sure how this works.
Is your idea that I should pose as one of Patrics relatives
and claim the big wad of cash?

I'm also unsure about Patrics true deadness. You said they
were unable to find his family, but are you sure he is dead?
If he is totally dead what do they need the certificate of
vaccination for? After all, truly dead people don't need
vaccination cards? If they do they cant possibly have kicked
the bucket yet?

As for the lawyer you mentioned that is quite out of the question!
We will conduct the business between us and not involve any lawyers.
Lawyers are the scum of the earth, and in our family and circus company
we NEVER deal with their kind! If you had bothered to check out the
history of our company that I sent you, you would have known that a
lawyer
that was supposed to help out my poor old grandfather failed miserably,
cost him his life, and nearly utterly destroyed the Nasjonal Samling
circus.
Since then we have wowed never so have anything to do with a lawyer ever
again.

In addition to that I thought that this business of ours depended on
absolute
secrecy and discretion? No Sammy, you have to find another way to do it.
I'm ready to do business and help you out, but it will have to be
without
lawyer!

So far I have understood it thus:

1. Patrick might be dead and his family is nowhere to be found.
2. I am to pose as one of his relatives to get my hands on the cash
3. I sign for the dinero and get it transferred to my bankaccount at
Floyds of London
4. I save your part of the cash until you can get here to spend it
(Except for the amount you want to invest in Nasjonal Samling)
5. I sell you shares in Nasjonal Samling. (Please stipulate about how
much you want to invest.)
6. I get to use my share (30%) as soon as they are transferred into my
account. (I have a great plan for those dollars!)

Am i correct so far? If not, please explain.

Best regards and prayers in the name of the lord Sauron.

Your brother
Vidkun

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 4:05 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: i have resend the documnet please if you can not open it send me your yahoo email box it will be easy to bview

Dear brother Sammy

I am unsure what this document is. Isn't there supposed to be something
before the signature? What are they signing here? The man of god surely
must have a reason for signing this?

I hope you can clarify this so we can move along swiftly. I am eager to
get this
business concluded as soon as possible so that we can move to the next
phase of
spending the money.

Could you also give me a timetable as to when I can expect my share of
the money?
The wife is getting impatient as she has seen some nice redken stuff at
J�leriet that
she want to procure.

Best regards and prayers in the name of Lord Sauron

Your brother
Vidkun

That makes me feel so much more comfortable. Laughing

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 9:54 AM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
Subject: do not be afriad iam here with you ok

Dear brother Vidkun,

1)I am in good receipt of your mail and the content i understood it all.
the said late customer have been confirmed dead and as you know that i am one of the senior personel staff in the bank i know every thing happening in the bank.listen brother as you know iam presently working in the bank i will make every thing possible to make sure that the fund is release in your favour without delay and immediately the fund is transfer out from our bank to your nominated account i will delete every information regarding the transaction from the bank system so do not worry about this ok.i have studied it before contacting you.

2) concerning the lawyer issue yes i thought of that really we have to keep it very confidetial because the secrecy of this deal is the key to actulise it with hussle.i will use my possition in the bank and i will do the procurement by myself and summit the papers secretly to our bank then i will monitor the processing of the updatement and the transfer of the fund to you .so you do not deed to fear as iam still in the active service

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Patrick is dead and his family is nowhere to be found. (YES)
2. I am to pose as one of his relatives to get my hands on the cash (YES)IAM YES TO DO THINGS WORK ON BEHALF OF YOU OK.
3. I sign for the dinero and get it transferred to my bankaccount at
Floyds of London ( YES)
4. I save your part of the cash until you can get here to spend it
(Except for the amount you want to invest in Nasjonal Samling)( YES)
5. I sell you shares in Nasjonal Samling. (Please stipulate about how
much you want to invest.)
6. I get to use my share (30%) as soon as they are transferred into my
account. (I have a great plan for those dollars!) (YES)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes brother you cought it correctly

a) i shall invest in nasjonal samling company 40% of my total share for the company as you know since my life time iam only in bank system and i will like you to invest wisely for me as your business partner
b)please we have to act fast now ok to see that this two documents is ready on monday next so that by tuesday the document will be summited to the bank

c)the time table for the transfer are herebelow
If i procure the two documents that bears your name as the real beneficial on monady next week
i shall summit the documents and application of claim secretly on tuesday i will monitor and follow it up hopefully thesame day the bank will acknowlege you because the application must have to pass through my table first before to the foreign remittance director who will endorse for the transfer of the fund.
brother do not worry ok i shall do the needful.after the endorsement the fund will be transfer to your account before the fall of next week because the bank have nothing than to release your fund hence you are able to get the certificate required which we are here with.

��
BROTHER I CAN BE ABLE TO ARRANGE HALF OF $8,500 dollars for the two documents
PLEASE HELP ME WITH THE HALF OF THE MONEY.
HEREBELOW IS HOW TO SEND THE FUND THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER SO THAT I WILL COMPLETE IT AND SUMMIT IT TO THE MINISTRY FOR THE DOCUMENT FOR IMMEDIATE PROCUMENT TO COMMENCE

NAME MR SAMUEL ZONGO

COUNTRY BURKINA-FASO/OUAGADOUGOU

ADDRESS 01 bf ouga burkina-faso

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON

YOURS TRUELY BROTHER
SAMUEL ZONGO

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 2:33 PM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: do not be afriad iam here with you ok

Dear brother Sammy

Thank you for your explanatory mail of today. I feel assured now that
you
are in complete control brother.

As for the deadness of Patrick I take your word for it and accept
the fact that he has inevitably kicked the bucket for good.
But I must ask you; is Patrick buryed in consequated soil or
do we have to fear that he might come back to haunt us? Did you
see too it that he got a pretty stone on his grave? I feel this
is very important, for two reasons:

1. If we take his money the least thing we can do is to see to it
he gets a nice grave and someone to tender it. Will you promise me
to tender his grave, brother Sam?
2.Failing to honour his memory might anger his spirit to come back
and haunt us, thus making the experience of spending his money an
unpleasant thing.
3. He diserves it. Patrick was a decent man who left us all his money
when he, at a too early stage lay down his knife and fork. As his
beneficiaries we should respect and honour his memory.

Pease tell me what sort of headstone you got him. I hope it was a tall
one with angels on it. If not I must insist you get one before we move
on.

I really like your timetable. It is important we act swiftly so that we
can secure the money accordingly.

As for the nessecary funds for the release of the documents I think it
is only fair that we should share this burden, good brother.
After all we are like two young brothers on a journey down the
periless and twisting road to riches and fortunes.

I will speak to my church minister, mr. Ernst Stavro Blofeld today
and see if I will be able to loan the sum from them.

As for western Union this is a system I have never used before. Are you
completely sure it is safe? I am not quite sure about the legality of
transferring so much money abroad in this time of terrorism and such.
I would rather not get in trouble with the Royal Norwegian Thought
Police!

I will check it out and get back to you soon.

Best regards and prayers in the name of Lord Sauron

Your good brother

Vidkun

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 5:11 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
Subject: awaiting to hear from you soon from samuel zongo

Dear brother,
how are you,hope you are fine together with your family.

special greetings for your kind help.
the said patrick died on plan crash and according to the information of bank received, is that he died along side with his whole family .concerning if the spirit will come to hault us is irrelevants because here in the bank system if such money is not claim for a period of five years the bank will liquidate the fund and put it in bank reserve treasure so if we do not cliam it now it will still be bank fund as the bank have tried to locate the family but all was in vain and no body have come for the money.
1) brother as the case may be i will map out 5% from my own share as to visit motherles babies home in the country where the late patrick is from and people in hospital you know that iam not the killer of mr patrick but we can not allow such good opportunity to pass us by i will use that means to a peace his soul.so may his gentle soul rest in perfect peece amen.

2) for the western you system brother it is safe and quicker as you send it now inless than one hour time i will receive as to meet up as to get every neccessary things done by monday.
when you get to the bank tell the bank attendant that you want to send money to your brother mr samuel zongo here in burkina-faso ok they will attend to you then immediately you send it you have to send the information such as follows
a) sender fullname
b) control number
c)text question
e)answer
that is all just forward the information to my emailbox and give me a call
as i cash the money i shall summit it to the ministry so that they will endorse on the document and i will forward it to you aswell.

Brother about the legality of transfering this huge amount into your account is nothing to worry about as you know that iam a banker and i will advice you what to tell the bank on how the fund will be transfered to you.in the real sence the money have to be transfer into your account bit by bit ok that is not a problem and that certificate of legality is what will declear that the fund is free from drug money, money laundering and terrorist ok

so brother i know that Almighty is on our side and he will lead us through.
i will use my position to make sure every thing go well ok

awaiting to hear from at the earliest so that by tomorrow i will apply for the two documents
i reasured you that by the fall of next week the fund will be transfer freely without any troubleok
thanks in advance
yours truely brother
samuel zongo

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 6:07 PM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: awaiting to hear from you soon from samuel zongo

Dear brother Sammy

I am pleased to tell you that I have talked to Father Blofeld and he is
willing to put it before the counsel of the elders in the church and
endorse
my request for a loan 100%.

With some luck they will debate it on a special session tonight and if
they agree to the loan the funds could be released first thing monday
morning.

Having some experience when it comes to business transactions like ours,
and
the perils of our journey I took the liberty to ask for a loan of $20
000 in total
thus giving us a solid reserve in case unexpected events should occur.

Let us pray to the allmighty Sauron that the vote in the counsel of
elders goes
in our favour. I need your prayers and the prayers of your entire family
tonight
Sammy! Praise be Sauron, lord of heaven and earth!

I am also very pleased that you, out of the goodness of your heart, have
seen to
the memory of the late patrick and thus avoided the possibility for us
being
haunted by his ghost. I must say I get more and more impressed by your
decency
and humanism every day. You are a true brother and a gentleman, Sammy!

Best regards and intense prayers in the name of Lord Sauron

Your brother
Vidkun

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Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:59 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
Subject: samuel zongo

Dear brother,
thanks for responding .
please try all your possible best so that by monday we can conclude this procument
listen tell them that you will return the loan money by the fall of next week so immediately this fund is transfer into your nominated account you have to with draw the loan money and give it back to them as it is given to you.
brother if i may ask do the church people need interest of the loan . if they need go ahead and let me know the interest ok

yes i have been praying for you since toady with my house hold and fasting for the devine favour.

brother do not let people to know jupilate much about this transaction so that they will not put an eye brow on us or to know who we make our money.

the lord is with you.brother can you send me your picture so that i will know you facially
brother iam having sleepless night about this deal i want us to achieve it come next we so that my mind will relax

hoping to hear from you soon

samuel zongo

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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 1:33 AM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: samuel zongo

Dear brother Sammy

I am not yet sure how things are going for us with the elders as they
are still deliberating
our cause, but I know that father Blofeld is pressing our case quite
strongly. With some luck
we will get the answer some time this night or tomorrow morning.

I have stipulated the swift payback modality in our application for the
loan so I
am sure that will look good on our behalf.

As for interest on the loan that is out of the question. It is strictly
forbidden for members
of our church to demand interest on loans, not feed the homeless, owning
wireless communication devices
and walk with green shoes on a sunday. However a small donation to the
congregation spa is expected, and
should in our case be a sum of approximately 18% of our initial loan of
$ 20 000.

I thank you for your prayers and fasting. However I think that to get
divine favours in this endavour of ours
that we should also abstain from any sexual activity from today and
until the next time the moon is full.

I struggle a lot with sleep myself but I blame myself for my impatience.
Isn't it a sin to be impatient
brother? Or should we allow ourselves to be so?

I am enclosing a picture of myself and a scanned copy of my
international passport so you have a face to
the name and also something to compare signatures when you get the
signed documents back. Passport scan is
crypted for security reasons, but can be uncrypted with any standard
decryption device.

Best regards and prayers

Your brother
Vidkun

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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 11:10 AM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
Subject: please resend your international pass port as to view it

Dear brother Vidkun,

special greetings from my own side.
how was your night and your family hope fine.
brotherhow many are you in the family i bean the
number of your children.

i have to tell you more about my self because we are
coming together as one love family.

I have four children two is in the university why two
is in secondary school i lost my wife when she
undergo a surgical operation at the process of
delivering my last daughter

their names are
1 johson my first son
2)bright second son
3 ) chigo third son
4)miriam my ownly daughter

i am very greatfull to have another good and promising
family in norway hoping to come over with my family as
to meet your family i believe it will cause for
cellebration that day

i have view your picture and you look so gentle and
kind, honest.but i could not open your attached
international passport please kindly resend it to me i
appreciate all your good effort and i believe we are
going to smile soonest

yes concerning to keep ourselves holy it is good
because of this our mutual beneciary .even when the
Isreal are passing through hard time they where holy
and they recognise the lord then they had their
miracle
i believe with thy lord allthings are possible

remember brother even the place where the Isreal is
today is not their land but the lord kept them in the
land of cannan
due to they are close to the lord, they obey him and
use the resouces in the land for the things of God.

brother iam seeing us marching to our victory
hoping to hear from you as to commence on the
procurement
thanks
yours beloved brother
samuel zongo

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:20 pm

Not quite ready to slap him yet, but he'd better stop nagging about that passport. Laughing

If he is so unprofessional that he doesn't have a decent decryption tool in his bang he really doesn't disere to see it anyway.

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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 5:07 PM
From: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
To: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: please resend your international pass port as to view it

Dear brother Sammy

It was very nice to hear from you again today and to learn many new
and interesting things about your family. It will be a great day, when
you come over here to live and join our circus with your entire family.

I am a family man myself, married to a most wonderful woman and have
2 children, a son, Fauntleroy(9) and a daughter, Triviella(6) whom i
love very much.

I have spoken to little Fauntleroy about you and he is most impressed
with you and very eager to meet you and your family. He even calls you
Uncle Sam from Africa. You know, little kids arent able to distinguish
one country from another.

It will truly be a great day when you come here, Sammy. I shall
slaughter
my finest goat and we shall have buckets of ginger beer to feast on. I
am quite sure my entire village will turn up to greet you and your
family
upon your arrival and Father Blofeld will sing praises and say prayers
on
your behalf in church.

The counsel of elders have not come up with a decision though. They
deliberated
until 5 am this morning and have now retired for a while to seek counsel
from the Lord in prayer. I expect them to render a decision some time
tonight.
If it goes in our favour we can probably get the funds released to us
some time
tomorrow afternoon.

I will retire to pray for divine favours in our endavour now and suggest
you
get your household together and do the same.

Brotherly regards and prayers for you and your family

Vidkun.

PS. As I told you the picture of my passport is encrypted for security
reasons. You
can easily open it with any standard decryption tools like De Walt,
Bosch or even
a Hilti tool. With all the confidential mail you have to handle in your
bank I am
quite sure you have one of them.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:34 pm

OMG!! I wonder if its healthy to laugh this much?

Quote:

Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 9:35 PM
From: "samuel zongo" <[email protected]>
To: "Vidkun Quisling" <[email protected]>
Subject: bless you brother

Dear brother,
I and my house hold is praying for our favour.
please meditate this prayer

i know we are going to be winers

1 IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD I COMMAND EVERY CLOSED DOOR OF PROSPERITY BEHIND ME TO BE OPEN NOW IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
I2 BIND EVERY EVIL POWERS SITTING AGAINST THE PROCESS AND SUCCESS OF MY BUSINESS
3 O LORD RELESAE YOUR ANOINTING FOR BREATTHROUGH UPON MY TRANSACTION
4 READ MATHEW 18;18
5 HEAVENLY FATHER GRANT ME YOUR DIVINE FAVOUR FOR OPEN DOORS AND BREAKTHROUGH IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

brother i believe all is well by next week friday we have finish every thing about the business
hoping to hear from you iam still praying for you and your family mostly
thanks
samuel zongo

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