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Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:12 pm
Good read. I can't believe how long they took to let go of the meat.
It saddens me, however, that they dragged my name into the sewer as part of their scam. Rest assured, that I will not rest until I root out all of these bad eggs.
Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Location: North of the Rio Grande, South of Alaska
Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:57 am
Ole Richard just does not know the meaning of the word "quit". I'm sure he doesn't know the meaning of lots of other words, too, but that's beside the point...
PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT YOUR LOAN IS READY NOW.
THERE IS A NEW DEVELOPMENT, ALL I NEED FROM YOU ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1) YOUR CITY CODE...............
2) ZIP CODE.....................
3) YOUR STATE...................
4) TELEPHONE NUMBER.............
DO SEND THE ABOVE INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME PROCEED FOR YOUR CHEQUE
THANKS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY, PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT THERE WILL
ANY DISAPPOINTMENT THIS TIME AROUND.
Okay, so I'm a bit sick of Richard by now, but he's obviously not going away. So I heap on the abuse while I'm at it. Work, Richard, work!
|You can either actually ANSWER my last email, Richard, or you can quit sending
me THE SAME DAMNED THING OVER AND OVER!
ANSWER MY DAMNED QUESTIONS, RICHARD!
I am rewarded with something unscripted.
THERE IS NO PROBLEM, THIS TIME I AM THE ONE RAISING THE CHECK, AND IT MUST BE GENUINE ONE , BECAUSE I AM INVOLVED FULLY,THIS TIME AROUND NO MORE DIRECTING YOU TO ANY BODY PLEASE UNDERSTAND AS MY PARTNER, REMEMBER YOU PROMISED TO COMPENSATE ME AT THE END OF THE DAY.
THE QUESTION I ONLY NEED IS FOR YOU TO FILL IN YOUR DETAIL:, IT WILL BE USED TO PREPARE THE CHECK, ON LIKE BEFORE.
PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT YOUR LOAN IS READY NOW, AND AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED IT, YOU GO TO YOUR BANK AND CASH IT AND SEND IT BACK SO, THAT I CAN SETTLE YOUR OUT STANDING PAYMENT FEES OF YOUR CONTRACT FUND $15MILLION USD, WHICH IS STILL ON HOLD, WILL BE RELEASED, DIRECTLY TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE RECONFIRM YOUR ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN.
PLEASE THIS ARRANGENTMENT SUPERSEDES ANY OTHER ARRANGEMENT.
I take the opportunity to berate him and generally cuss like a sailor at him. I'm trying to think of something suitably loud, embarrassing and obnoxious to send him when the check inevitably turns out to be fake. Anyone know of a website I can send him to that loudly announces to the entire cafe that he has a tiny penis, or something?
> DEAR HANNAH,
> THERE IS NO PROBLEM, THIS TIME I AM THE ONE RAISING THE CHECK, AND IT MUST
BE GENUINE ONE , BECAUSE I AM INVOLVED FULLY,THIS TIME AROUND NO MORE
DIRECTING YOU TO ANY BODY PLEASE UNDERSTAND AS MY PARTNER, REMEMBER YOU
PROMISED TO COMPENSATE ME AT THE END OF THE DAY.
You still avoided my question about the financier who sent me a counterfeit.
Has he been arrested? I want to hear that he's currently sitting in jail,
sharing a cell with a very large homosexual who likes to cuddle, you
understand? And if you try to bring that pathetic lawyer of yours back into
this business, I will personally be snapping his stupid spine in two.
And like I said, if you DARE send me a counterfeit, I will be so angry that my
email will scorch your balls when you read it. Be warned. You have not SEEN
angry unless you try to pull a fast one on me.
> THE QUESTION I ONLY NEED IS FOR YOU TO FILL IN YOUR DETAIL:, IT WILL BE
>USED TO PREPARE THE CHECK, ON LIKE BEFORE.
You should already HAVE my details, but since you're such a dimwit, you've
probably already lost them, haven't you?
> PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT YOUR LOAN IS READY NOW, AND AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED
IT, YOU GO TO YOUR BANK AND CASH IT AND SEND IT BACK SO, THAT I CAN SETTLE
YOUR OUT STANDING PAYMENT FEES OF YOUR CONTRACT FUND $15MILLION USD, WHICH IS
STILL ON HOLD, WILL BE RELEASED, DIRECTLY TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
> PLEASE RECONFIRM YOUR ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN.
It's the same damned account. If you need it again, I'll confirm it after the
check clears. Not before.
> PLEASE THIS ARRANGENTMENT SUPERSEDES ANY OTHER ARRANGEMENT.
> ALL I NEED FROM YOU ARE AS FOLLOWS:
> YOUR FULL NAME--------------------
You HAVE my damned full name! It's even my damned email address! It's Hannah
Lanham. How thick can you be?
> > 1) YOUR CITY CODE...............
What the fuck is a city code? The city is freaking *city removed*. Just like it was
before. I live there now.
> > 2) ZIP CODE.....................
> > 3) YOUR STATE...................
*state removed*, just like it was before.
> > 4) TELEPHONE NUMBER.............
I'm not giving you this again. You've had a million chances to talk to me and
explain yourself, and you've never bothered, so I don't see why I should
bother typing it again. You would probably just call and wake me up in the
middle of the night, anyway. The time for talk is over. Prove yourself by
sending me a legitimate check.
> > 5) COUNTRY......................
The one with the fifty states. I'll give you three guesses, and the first two
> > DO SEND THE ABOVE INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME PROCEED FOR YOUR CHEQUE
You still didn't ask for the full mailing address, you moron.
Send the check to
*safe PO Box address removed*
You send it there, to the secure PO box and nowhere else, you understand? If
you are stupid enough to send it to another address, I will be willing to pull
your tonsils through your ears, got it?
> > THANKS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY, PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT THERE WILL
> > NOT BE
> > ANY DISAPPOINTMENT THIS TIME AROUND.
If there is any "disappointment", you will be writing "I'm sorry for being a
conniving bastard." five hundred times with the blood from your severed penis.
Because I'm going to have someone cut it off if you dare try to send me a fake
like that last financier.
>I HOPE YOUR WILL UNDERSTAND, PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT COOPERATION.
> > GOD BLESS.
> > RICHARD ROBINSON
You get your damned act together Richard. If you muck this up, you are going
to be sorry.
Night of the Deaded Banks - 6 x x26
I believe that you cannot get this type of opportunity again till you enter grave, you are such a bounch of stupid that I have never seen. - Jerry Gezi
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