Mark Time vs Peter Blair

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:48 am

I decided to play with this lad because he was claiming to come from Australia, and I had plans for him...BIG plans. I've been baiting him for nearly a month now, and we still haven't gone very far, for reasons to be revealed. E-mails from Sir Mark Time will be in blue while the stuff from Peter Blair will be in a pretty shade of red. Away we go!

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Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 12:52:40 +1000

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From: "PETERBLAIR " <[email protected]>
To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
Subject: hello
Reply-To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:35:08 +0200
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From: PETERBLAIR <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
Date: Apr 13, 2005 3:35 PM
Subject: hello

Dear Friend

I represent ALPHA Import and Export Company based in the Australia. My
company exports cocoa and other goods/services for world trade. We are
searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of
getting
to our customers in Europe and America as well as making payments
through
you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we seek your
assistance to stand as our representative in your country. Note that,
as our
representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for
the
company and the balance will be paid into an account we will
avail to you. Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction
if
accepted, do send me promptly by email the following:

(1)Your full names,
(2)Contact address,
(3)Phone/fax numbers
(4)Age
(5)Occupation

Thank you for your time.

Very Respectfully,
Mr. Peter Blair
President, ALPHA Import/Export co. Freight Fwdg. Svcs.
Email: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>

Sir Mark replies, of course.

Sir,

A fellow at the Crosseus Club has informed me of your proposed transaction. No doubt my years of experience as an exporter will be of assistance in bringing this to a speedy resolution. My personal details can be found at the bottom of this e-mail.

Sincerely,

Sir Mark Time
Chairman
Blue Sky Mines NL
Tel: 1-360-227-6206
Fax: 1-206-984-2993

So he replies, like a good lil mugu. I think you've seen this modality before.

Quote:

Dear Mark Time,

Good day to you. How are you doing today, I hope all is well with you?
Excuse my delay in replying your mail.

Based on this transaction, I will immediately go ahead to brief you on
what
is expected. You are to recieve payments from our clients and send to
us. Be
informed that we are a company based in Australia and we have clients
from
all over the world.

We have instruct one of our clients to make their payments to us
through
you.So all that we ask for is your humble and true assistance. You are
entitled to 10% on every payment made, and when final sales of supplied
goods are made, as an affiliate, you are entitled to another 10% of
the
total amount sold (so long as the client made previous payments through
you).

All that is needed of you, is to set up an account, that is if your
already
existing one will not suffice for this project. This account is to
enable
the clients within your area/location make the necessary payments with
ease.
Please acknowledge this mail as the client is waiting

Awaiting your response. Again, you did not send your address to us.
Please
do

Thank you and best regards,
Mr. Peter Blair

OK so they want a bank account. This should do nicely. I borrowed it from another bait. The lads don't care anyway Razz

Peter,

I trust you are well today. I know what it's like to be busy so there's no need to apologise for the delay. I personally see dozens of business propositions and proposals daily, and it's an exhausting exercise wading through them all.
To business, then. My address details are as follows

Sir Mark Time
Chairman
Blue Sky Mines NL
13 Luritja Way
Nutbaggia Waters NSW 1313

For the purposes of this transaction, we can use the following account

CITI Bank - New York
Swiftcode: CITI US33
Credit to Bank of Cyprus
Swiftcode: BCYPCY2N030
Favor; BLUE SKY MINES
Account#: AUD 0385-40-06-074094

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From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:01:40 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE
RESIDENT IN THE USA,PLEASE GET TO ME ON THIS.

BEST REARDS,
PETER

Sure, Pete, whatever floats yer boat.

Peter,

I received your e-mail, and I must confess that I'm quite puzzled as to whether or not I reside in the USA should be a problem. What is more important, I believe, is my willingness to assist with this transaction. Given modern communications and funds transfer techniques, this should not pose a problem.

I'm ready to perform my role here. Remember, I receive dozens of proposals daily, and it needs only one to be successful for me to justify any outlaying of funds. I should inform you that I am already worth tens of millions of dollars, but business is what I live and breathe for.

I await your reply.

Maybe it's just this particular scam, but the mugu seems reluctant to get to the meat of it. Riveting stuff, I know, but we'll get there.

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From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 12:21:28 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL AND I
WANT TO
LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT BOTHERED ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE FROM. I JUST
WANT TO
KNOW BECAUSE THE ADDRESS IS NOT COMMON, THAT IS WHY, I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE
IN THE USA YOU ARE FROM, THAT`S ALL.

AND AGAIN, ONE OF OUR CLEINT WILL BE CALLING YOU ANYTIME SOON TO MAKE
PAYMENT TO YOU. I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTOOD.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Sir Mark brags of his wealth to try to speed things up. I also wanted to let the mugu know that he's not likely to receive any calls from me.

Peter,

Thanks for your mail. I suppose I can provide that information for you. I have a number of houses in the US, and currently I'm in San Diego. Given that I'm the Chairman of a mining company, we have mines in a number of places around the world. The address given is where my office currently is.

Hopefully your clients will be able to reach me on the number provided, but I'll admit that sometimes I'm hard to track down. I've told employees in the past that e-mail is often the best way to contact me in order to receive a prompt reply. I trust this will suffice in this instance.

I await the next step from you or your clients,

Sir Mark Time
Chairman
Blue Sky Mines NL
Tel: 1-360-227-6206
Fax: 1-206-984-2993

Of course Peter, the genius, ignores the hint Rolling Eyes

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From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:57:11 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL AND I
WANT TO
LET YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF OUR CLIENT WIIL BE MAKING PAYMENT TO YOU SOON.

HIS NAME IS TOM ROBINSON AND THIS IS HIS NUNBER ----+1- 647- 891- 5404.

YOU CAN CONTACT HIM AND HE WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN AND HOW TO GET THE
FUNDS
ACROOS TO YOU.

I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTOOD,
BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Stupidity won't be rewarded with replies, Peter! Read your fecking emails!

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Date: Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:19:05 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE
COSTOMER AND HE HAS TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE NOT PICKING YOUR CALLS, AND HE
WANT
YOU TO CALL HIM.

I WILL URGE YOU TO PLEASE DO THIS AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL. HIS
NAME
AGAIN IS TOM ROBINSON.

I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTOOD,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Peter,

I confirm receipt of your e-mail and will contact Tom shortly. I'll let you know how it goes from there. Suuuuure I will Razz

For some reason I decided to remind Peter about my no calling policy. Yeah, I was a real genius

Rolling Eyes

Peter,

I'm usually in and out of the office each day, and it's difficult for me to predict when I may be around to answer Tom's calls. If he has an e-mail account, it might expedite the transaction if he contacts me via e-mail. In addition, it can prevent any unfortunate misunderstandings.

For some reason, Peter finds this whole notion too hard to understand...

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:36:49 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL AND I TO
SUGGEST HERE THAT, YOU CAN CALL HIM SO HE KNOWS YOU ARE REALLY THE ONE
WHO
HE NEEDS TO MAKE PAYMENTS TO.

I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTOOD, HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,

BEST REGARDS,
PAUL

Paul?! Don't tell me the mugu's two-timing Sir Mark!

Who the hell is this?!

I've been dealing with Peter Blair. Whoever this is, you'd better explain yourself right now! I do not like unpleasant surprises waiting for me when I am conducting business transactions!

At least he's starting to read my replies. Understading them is another thing. Rolling Eyes

Small steps, Peter.

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From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:24:25 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW YOU DOING TODAY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MAIL YOU
SENT
TO ME, AS REGARDS WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH, I AM THE ONE THAT HAVE BEEN
CONTACTING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW AS REGARDS CONTACTING A CLIENT WHO
ONCE TO
MAKE PAYMENT, BY THE NAME OF TOM ROBINSON.

SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO IS CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE GET TO ME
ON
THIS.

AWAITING YOUR MAIL.

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Normally, I'd slap even harder for such rampant stupidity, but I'll get my revenge in other ways. When the time comes, it'll be Pete on safari!

Peter,

I think we've had a problem with someone accessing your email account. The last correspondence I had from you was from someone referring to himself as "Paul". Naturally, you'll agree in this day and age one cannot be too careful.

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 09:03:58 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL AND I
ANT TO
LET YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE IS ACCESSING MY MAIL AND EVERYTHING IS GOING
ON
WELL, BUT AGAIN, I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT IT.

GOING TO THE ISSUE AT STAKE, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE CALLED
MR TOM
ROBINSON, AS HE IS WAITING TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE GETTING THE FUNDS
ACROSS TO
YOU. PLEASE TRY AND CALL HIM TODAY.

I WILL CALL YOU LATER TODAY TO FIND OUT THE OUTCOME

AWAITING YOUR MAIL

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

No, Peter! No, no, no, no, no! Tom can contact me!

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From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 12:12:33 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I STILL HAVE NOT HEARD FROM
YOU IF
YOU STILL CALLED MR TOM ROBINSON.

PLEASE GET TO ME ON THIS AS HE IS READY TO MAKE PAYMENT.

AWAITING YOUR MAIL,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Unfortunately, I didn't keep my reply to this gem. But from the end of April I was slapping again and again, telling him that I only deal by e-mail. Will this do the trick?

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:44:09 +0100

DEAR MARK TIME,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL AND I
WILL
GET TO YOU, WHEN I REACH HIM, JUST OLD ON,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Nope. Dumb mugu still insists on e-mailing while I'm at work and expecting me to be able to play dog and bone modalities with him!

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: Okay
Date: Tue, 03 May 2005 11:32:28 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I STILL HAVE NOT HEARD FROM
YOU
SINCE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, PLEASE GET TO ME TO LET ME KNOW WHAT THE
SITUATION IS, I CALLED YOU YESTERDAY AND YOUR PHONE WAS BUSY, PLEASE
LET ME
KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS FREE SO I CAN TELL HIM TO CALL YOU SO WE CAN
CONCLUDED THIS NOW.

AWAITING YOUR MAIL,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

By now his incessant pleas for me to call both Tom and himself were starting to really bug me. Slap time!

Peter,

This has gone on long enough. Tell Tom to get off his
fat, flatulent behind and organise an e-mail account.
Without delay. I am growing tired of playing telephone
tag with both him and you. If you're both serious
about this, you'll do this small thing.

My slapping is slowly starting to sink in. Peter blames Tom for his problems now.

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: Re: CALL HIM NOW (VERY URGENT)
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 13:00:33 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT THE
DELAY, I
HAVE TOLD HIM THAT ALREADY, BUT HE WANTS TO JUST TALK TO YOU SO HE CAN
CONFRIM THAT YOU ARE THE ONE TO RECIEVE THE FUNDS, PLEASE TRY AND
UNDERSTAND, I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF INTERNATION
TRANSACTIONS
LIKE THIS.

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND GOD BLESS,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

Slappity-slap Laughing

Peter,

This has gone on long enough! Tell Tim that unless he gets
off his fat, useless behind and organises an e-mail
account, we'll never get anywhere with this business.
I have tried and tried and tried to reach him but to
no avail. Either he does it my way, or the deal can go
to hell! I receive dozens of business propsals a week,
and each of them has successfully been completed.
This, however, is a text book example of how NOT to do
business! Now either he does it my way, or you can
both go to hell! This is not child's play we're
talking about!

FINALLY, the mugu sees things my way, and Tommy boy will e-mail me. But what's this?! Shocked

another customer? Noooo...

Quote:

From: "peter blair" <[email protected]>
To: Sir Mark
Subject: OKAY
Date: Tue, 10 May 2005 10:22:22 +0100

DEAR MARK,

GOOD DAY TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, I JUST GOT YOUR MAIL, AND I
WANT
TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TALKED TO THE CUSTOMER AND HE HAS AGREED TO
SEND
YOU AN EMAIL.

AND AGAIN, I ALSO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ANOTHER CUSTOMER IS WILLING
TO
MAKE ANOTHER PAYMENT SOON, AND WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SOON, HIS NAME IS
JAMES CAMPBELL.

I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTOOD,

BEST REGARDS,
PETER

I'll give him a final cautionary slap for being such a good mugu and seeing the light. Can't wait to send the lot on Safari Twisted Evil

Peter,

Finally! I'm glad that he's agreed to do things my
way. If only he had agreed in the first place, we
would have saved so much time! Nevertheless, I'll wait
for his e-mail, and hopefully I won't have to go
through the whole rigmarole with James Campbell.

Keep me informed regarding when I can expect e-mails
ans payment.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:24 am

You really shouldn't allow him to keep bringing in new customers unless they first fill out proper credit application forms (not to mention customs pre-clearance forms). Otherwise, such business would certainly not be 100% risky free. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:17 am

Not a bad idea. I'm still waiting to yank customer #1's chain a little though. It's been a very slow 24 hours baiting-wise for me. Only 1 of my lads has bothered to e-mail me, and another bait that showed such early promise seems to have stalled Evil or Very Mad