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 P. Mycrackin's BASF Modality

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Juan Freizwidatt
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I stole, er, appropriated the "BASF" ("Bypass All Scammers Fees") (c) 2005 Fr. Phil Mycrackin -- "We didnt invent Baiting We just Perfected it ") modality the other day. Wink I've been going in circles for weeks trying to get a Letter of Probate, the last document needed to collect my millions. I seem to have a hard time keeping lawyers.... Anyway, using the BASF (c) 2005 Fr. Phil Mycrackin -- "We didnt invent Baiting We just Perfected it ") modality, I took a ridiculous Letter of Probate I'd received in another bait, rewrote the body to fit this bait, and sent it off to my lad with an explanation that I'd finally just gotten a lawyer on my own, now send me the money.

He was not amused:

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WHO IS THE LAWYER THAT GAVE YOU THE LETTER OF PROBATE?

THE LETTER OF PROBATE IS FAKE AND LACK CREDIT AND ALSO FORGELY SIGNED BY THE NAMED PERSON OLABODE.

BE INFORMED THE FOLLOWING:

THIS LAWYER IF HE IS, MUST BE FAKE.
THE FAKE DOCUMENT WAS DATED 2ND OF MAY 2005.
2ND OF MAY 2005 BEING MONDAY WAS A PUBLIC HOLIDAYS,OFFICES WERE CLOSED.
THE FAKE DOCUMENT WAS SECURED HERE IN LAGOS, WHICH IS WRONG. WE HAVE OUR SUPREME HIGH COURT IN ABUJA THE NEW FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY NOT LAGOS.
AND

5.FINALLY, CHIEF JUSTICE NELSON OLABODE IS NOT THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION, THIS ALONE MAKES THE DOCUMENT FORGED.

THE BANK HAS FOR YOU 72HRS TO SUBMIT THE SAID DOCUMENT, OTHERWISE, THE PAYMENT WILL BE STOOD DOWN AND SUSPENDED TO CARRY ON INVESTIGATION.

I WAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY.


Slap time, with an attachment I stole, er, appropriated from a post made by McFlibbish (I needed a "call to bar" document and a lawyer's name, hope you don't mind, McF!):

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Are you out of your fucking mind? How dare you insinuate that this
document is a forgery! That was obtained through a HIGHLY RESPECTED
BARRISTER in your country, Mr. David Ade Daudu. I attach his legal
license. Are you trying to say that a well-respected lawyer with
nearly 20 years of experience would submit a forged document?
PREPOSTROUS!

I told him about your comments and he replied that you are merely
stalling because either you want to hold the fund as long as possible
to skim the accumulating interest, or you were expecting to get a
kickback from the lawyer you recommend to me. In either case, it
appears that YOU are acting fraudulently.

I warn you, if you don't clear my transfer immediately, I will have
Mr. Daudu initiate a lawsuit against your bank, and against yourself
personally.

Is that clear?

Stop stalling and get to work.


This lad will go ballistic. I've been running him ragged for two months now. He's ever so much fun to torture! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent stuff there! - you used BASF perfectly! (Feel free to drop the copyright stuff off course! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pmycrackin wrote:
(Feel free to drop the copyright stuff off course! Laughing


Oh, no, I couldn't do that -- I follow modalities exactly as they're given! Laughing That's why I'm such a good maga. Oh wait, I'm not a very good maga, I drive my lads crazy. Okay, forget about the modalities. Screw the copyright, I invented it the BASF (c) 2005 by Juan Freizwidatt -- "We didnt invent the modality, we just stole it! Wink Phil McWho?

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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals

Sand Timer x4: Shorty
Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith ) Black Ribbon
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, let me see if I got this.

May 2nd was a holiday and offices were closed.......check!
Supreme high court is in Abuja, not Lagos...............check!
Nelson Olabode is not the Attorney General............check!

Thanks for the info, Mugu!

crashhoot runs off to whip out a more believable Letter of Probate

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

when it screws this much with your lads head, it must be a brilliant modality Smile

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooohh!

Excellent usage of modality, and also a good lesson on why we should never tell a mugu what they did wrong, because now our docs for this modality will be better...

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent stuff. That Lad is seriously under pressure!

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Amazing how suddenly the lads know how to tell a fake! a mile off - and even lists all the problems! - yet they will still present a baiter with a piece of sh*t fake and expect him/her to fall for it!

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Moved this thread from Pictures to Publish your work here

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