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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Larry Flynt wrote:
I should know the answer to this, but please help my dumb ass out anyway: I put my own address in the TO field, and all the lads' in the BCC field. My REPLY-TO address is to another lad. Will I still get to see the responses in my originating account?


Put the lad's address in the "to" field and your own in the "reply-to". Lads who realize what you're doing will assume that the "to" address is also you and copy it on their replies (as demonstrated throughout this thread).

Larry Flynt wrote:
(ergot, your avatar is not helping me focus on my work. I've never wanted to be a flute so badly in all my life.)


Glad you're enjoying it! Incidentally, I'd been meaning to mention; you brought up Tara Monroe a few weeks ago. I didn't know who that was and went to her website on my work computer. Thanks.

Also on the subject of my avatar: I used another image of the same girl on another (non-baiting-related) board a few years back. People kept PMing me asking, "do you know that you're profile says you're male, but your picture implies otherwise?" I'm so glad to be on a board where it is understood that you are not the person in your photo.

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JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Glad you're enjoying it! Incidentally, I'd been meaning to mention; you brought up Tara Monroe a few weeks ago. I didn't know who that was and went to her website on my work computer. Thanks.


OH SHEEETTT!!!! Sorry, sorry sorry sorry!!!! TO EVERYBODY: TARA MONROE = NSFW!!!!!!! Again, many many apologies. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry about it, Larry Flynt! I have my own office, use Firefox, and am pretty sure that no one is monitoring my activity. It was more funny than anything else.

Didn't get a chance to send out a massmail today; hopefully will this evening. A very kind scambaiter who encountered this project while checking his mugu's email has provided me with a list of additional addresses for the same mugu. I just love it when I can hit the same lad in seven or eight different accounts. Twisted Evil

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i will forward your picture to 419eaters for publication of cheaters.<b>-temis amos</b>
JUJU MAN NA U GO DIE.WATIN KILL YOUR PAPA GO SOON KILL YOU IF U NO CAREFUL.YOU SUPOSE GO VILLA GO DO JUJU 4 WIKED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PAPA. NO TRY WRITE ME AGAIN UNLESS U WAN FAL MUGU. ABOKI. <b>-sani adamu</b>
stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got some fan mail! Cool


Quote:
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: From Matsepe.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, u don kolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



This looks familiar:


Quote:
From: Mrs Abertine Konan <[email protected]>

Subject: GOAT

God don purnish you, idiot you die leave all wetin you thief, bastard like you, dog pisson your grave bastrad you they sleep , idiot lkike you foolish monkey, devil piss 4 your mamma face, methusela suck your papa prick ashawo kill you for dream. e bu bastard biggest fool, you fit go your village mumu like you, u no your mama or your papa so u b computer hacker ehn okay the war has begun try and blind all your mails if you can idiot like you fake bastard like you goat monkey like you, king of what in lagos, vagabonds, bastards they form igbo, bini, yoruba mumu you know wherre you comr from goat, monkey like you so u they cut my work ehn no shakin you pig. u go tire mumu like you.take them i dash you idiot, foolish goat your shrine na him go kill you bastard like you monkey.make u try him children we they
wait 4 you, your dumb yarnings na for your mam and your onborn generations. all the curses on sodom and gomorah combined with curses when God curse devil be on you and all your memebers of your family you here idiot.monkey bastard if you know say u too trust your self shoiw your self make we meet one on one make u see if you go still fgit run your mouth . OLD FOOL NO GO MARRY , IDIOT FOOLISH OLD FOOL YOUR MATE DON MARRY BORN CHILDREN U THEY THERE THEY CUT PEOPLE WORK. EWWWWWWWWU
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, BASTARD CALL YOUR SELF KING OF LAGOS , NA DEVIL PISSON TOP OF YOPUR HEAD AND METHUSELA FUCK U 4 YANSH.

THINK LIKE A MILLIONAIRE IF YOU A WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE .


and...

Quote:
From: Mrs Abertine Konan <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: HELLO

NA NOW I KNOW SEY U BEE REALLY GOAT IF YOUR GET TIME TO WRITE ALL THIS 4 SOME THING WEY U NO GO GET KOBO FROM

U ARE JUST A BIG FOUL.



and:



Quote:
From: JENEVIVE SCOTT <[email protected]>

Subject: OTU NNEGI

OTU NNEGI



and...

Quote:
From: sandra camara <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: Urgent Reply.IYA eH

olori buruku

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A strange e mail:


Quote:
From: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 3, 2005 1:09 PM
Subject: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

Oh, what joy it is
to have friends like you
For giving me strength
the way you do

For lifting me up
when I'm feeling down
And putting a smile on my face
when I'm wearing a frown

Thanks for being there
and helping me grow
Your friendship means a lot
this I'd like you to know

PHILIP B. AUSTIN

PHONE/00229 093087




Don't call him. Wink

I reply:

From: Orlando Bloom
To: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 3, 2005 5:11 PM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

Go fuck yourself, phillip. I suspect you are a homosexual. If you deny
this, call me.
+234-803-3216984.
OB


Philip replies:

Quote:
From: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
To: Orlando Bloom
Date: Jun 4, 2005 4:32 PM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

Helow Dear,
Please I have nothing to do nor know anything regards to what you are talking about.
I am a gospel singer and I am a child of God .
I found your mail and though it will be good for us to be friends until one day we'll meet each other.
So please have a re-think.



I reply:

From: Orlando Bloom
To: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 4, 2005 9:27 PM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

Are you sure you are not a homosexual? What country are you from? Do
you like Ray Charles's music?


He ignores me so I write again:

From: Orlando Bloom >
To: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 12, 2005 1:09 AM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

UNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOT UNA CRAZY MORDERFUCKER, UNA BEEN RUNIN UR
TOILET UNA CALLS A MOUT LIKE A BITCH RITE FROM DE ONE. HERE BI UR
REPLY U ILLETERATE ASS HOLE BITCH MUMU OLE UNA TINK UNA BI TOUGH TILL
UNA GET UR ASS BASHED ON A CONCRETE UR BODI GO BE FOUND BY SIDE OF
ROAD, NO BODI DEY GO BURY UNA, DOG DEY CHUP UR TINY AMU, OLE. UNA BI
STILL FAGGOT MUMU CLAIMIN TO BI ON TOP GO FUCK UR MAMA BCOS SHE BE DEY
ONE NAIRA ASHAWO, GO FUCK URSELF CRAZY MORDERFUCKER LIKE U. UR MAMA BI
DEY MONKEY UR PAPA BI DEY GOAT. NO MAGAS 4 UNA, UNA NO GET NO WORK
BCOS UNA BI SO STUPID MUMU. ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH,
NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU. UNA NNE GI
NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNU. OTU
NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.

YOUR OGA,

USMAN BELLO
234-1-7758714


Philip replies:

Quote:
From: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
To: Orlando Bloom
Date: Jun 13, 2005 7:41 AM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

OH MY FRIEND, MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOT OF WHOM YOU ARE WRITING TO.
MOREOEVER I DONT SEE YOU AS A REASONABLE PERSON IF YOU CAN SPEND ALL YOUR GOOD GIVEN TIME TO WRITE STUPID THING LIKE THIS. AND YOU HAD TH GOTS TO SEND THIS TO A BEING LIKE YOU ?
WELL YOU MAY NOT KNOW THE CAUS OF YOUR PROBLEM BECAUSE ANY BODY CAN COURSE YOU AFTER READING YOUR RUBISH AND IT WILL BECOME EFFECTIVE IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY LEVELS OF HUMANS ON EARTH .
I MEAN MEN AND WOMEN OF SPIRITUAL POSSESIONS.
SO I ADVICE YOU TO GO AND SIT IN THINKING . AND MAKE SURE YOU THINK YOUR LIFE TO JESUS CHRIST.

BY THE WAY, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SEND THIS KIND OF MAIL TO ME ?
I AM A GOSPEL ARTIST AND ALSO A BUSINESS MAN .
I AM A NIGERIAN BUT I AM RESIDING HERE IN COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.

HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER 00229 093087



Don't call him Wink Twisted Evil

Of course, I reply:

From: Orlando Bloom
To: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 14, 2005 1:55 AM
Subject: Re: I THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE

AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS
YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU
ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.
UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO
UNUoooooooooooooo

IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.POLICE JIDE GI.

OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.IBU EZIGBO ONYE ARA o! AHULA M GI NA NRO
NA IGA ANWU NA 15th ONWA EKERESIMESI ELIE GI NA 25th.ELICHANGI
MUMU A INA ERI ONA ATOGIUTO GA ABUZI MUMU MUNA NIDI OTUM.
OBU NA IMAGI NA OBUMUNWA TUBARA NNE GI IME OJI MUO GI?
ISI NA OBU ASI GI GWAM KA M GWAGI KA AJI OTU NA IRE YA DI.

CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

U HAVE BEEN CURSED.olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze



To be continued...? heh Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Still getting plenty of love from the one and only Gay Mugu Goat-fucker

Quote:
Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
OOOOO YOU MAGA YOU STUPID FOOL YOU TALK LIKE BUMBOCLOT. I SWEAR I DEY KILL YOU YOU DO NOT SPEAK LIKE A MAN BUT LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU WEY NO MAKE SENSE. I COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU WILL BE WRECHED FOR GENERATIONS OOOOOOOOOO I KILL UYO



I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.


Anyone know what a bumboclot is? I've never herd of this before.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I found this:

1. Bumboclot
King of all curse words, never say to a Jamaican, unless you want your ass beat. Also, bloodclot, pussyclot and pussyhole.
Never to be used against a Jamaican. Ya mon, you bumboclot, come back this way for whats comin to ya.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
CLOT: 1. cloth, an essential part of most Jamaican bad words, such as bumbo clot, rass clot, blood clot, etc. The essence of Jamaican cursing seems to be nastiness, rather than the blashemy or sexuality which is characteristic of the metropolitan countries; to hit or strike - from the verb "to clout"; literally means a used tampon

BUMBO: bottom; backside. A common curse word, especially in combination with CLOT (cloth), a reference to the days before toilet paper.


Probably also known as Bombaclad (?)

Anyway, this is what google tells me. Not sure were the nigerian connection is in this.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From: eddie khumalo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT FAMILY ASSISTANCE

IF YOU THROWING THIS PEPAR ALLSO GOD WILL NOT REPLY

FULL LIKE YOU



alrighty...



Quote:
From: WILFRED WILSON
Subject: Thanks

Dear Orlando,

Nwa ke ije ? How is Niger ?



ha ha

Quote:
From: bello jo <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: pls assit

oby,

you will die omo kobo kobo loebruku



and...


From: Abba Muhammad <[email protected]>

Quote:
Subject: Re: Re: Funds Transfer

True True U no c say na u dey craze??? U get time to say at dat
rubbish ? Na wa 4 U ooooh !!!!

I go try dey bombard ur box so dat make u dey exhibit ur curse &
madness.

I no go speak any native language 2 u cos u b made man, SPECIAL!!!

Since u dey curse, make i just give u small blessings cos it is
biblical. May Ur breakthroughs OVERTAKE U now & 4ever more !!!

Bye ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



alrighty


Quote:
From: joseph alidu <[email protected]>

Subject: ATURU WAANKPI MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nmmaa ewu ,aturu ihe nile ikwuru eba ga eme ndi ezi n'ulo unu nile ga anwu ogahi adiri gi na ndi ezi nulo gi na nma generation gi nile ga agba ara .chere kam gwa gi obuy na imaghi na ibu mugu ndi ojooya ebe iwere oge we dee ihe ndi nile.

aturu,ewu nmmaa nwa nkpi ara gba gbu kwe gi.



unga bunga!
Shocked


Quote:
From: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
To: Orlando Bloom <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 14, 2005 9:59 AM
Subject: no subject

THE WORSE IS THAT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE WRITING BUT THE LITTLE I HAVE SEEN HAS MADE ME TO COURSE YOU THIS DAY FROM THE SOIL YOU ARE STADING UPOND TO THE AIR YOU ARE BREATING YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN.

IF I HAVE NOT DONE ANY HARM OR BAD TO YOU, MAY YOU NEVER SEE GOOD FROM NOW ON .
UNTIL YOU BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.

COURSE IS ANY MAN OR WOMAN BOY OR GIRLE THAT SEATS AROUND YOU!



I reply to that one:

From: Orlando Bloom
To: SOUND OF VOICESphilip B Austin <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 14, 2005 4:13 PM
Subject: Re: no subject

nyah nyah back to sender! I AM LIKE RUBBER AND YOU ARE LIKE
GLUE...WHAT YOU SAY TO ME BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU.
YOU ARE A POOPY PANTS! I CURSE YOU FROM NOW ON, AND SOON IT WILL BURN
WHEN YOU PEE.
Have a nice day, girly man. I still suspect you are a homosexual.


I get this one from another mugu:

Quote:
From: Paul Biapak <[email protected]>

Subject: O boy Chill,find out why i dey dom than all this time you waste de write,read first and respond

Where You Dey Stay,because you can be of help,May be you go help find me Job,I am a professional No Job and no other person to run to,and i know wan carry gun,because if i carry that one maybe na you go be victim or your relation and it might be more painful to you if you think deeply,as this proposition is not intended for you,because it is better i eat with trick than shelding some ones blood for my survival ok.

just respond,are you from Anambara or Imo


Cool

Quote:
From: Frank Alaki <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: REQUEST FOR BUSINESS CO-OPERATION.

Nwanne,

How are you?. I am very surprise you write this kind of mail to me,knowing
the situation of things here if i mistake by sending you mail why not
notify me as you brother,is very bad of you to cursed me,please don't act
like this is not good,you did not act like an Igbo blood,good bye.



Very Happy


Quote:
From: WILFRED WILSON <[email protected]>

Subject: GOOD NEW TO YOU


YOU CAN GO TO HELL ?



He's asking me? Confused

Quote:
From: FIDEL FERNANDO <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I need your co assistance

God will always forgive and bless you




awwwwwwww Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what do they have against Niger anyhow? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love Letters to Larry:

Quote:
From: "Martin Brown" <[email protected]>
Subject: Just for you otu nne gi

<DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Nne gi na Nna gi
na umunnegi nile nwukwa idiot. Nne gi bu akwunna. Nna
gi na ara mkpuru amu. Amu jie gi. Agwo tupiakwa gi
anya. Egbe burukwa umu gi. Ama nna gi chiekwa. Chineke
kpokwa gi oku. <BR><BR>Onye ohi, igaghi ahu ife oma na
ndu gi. Ka m juo gi? Mugua obu Nne gi ka obu Nna gi?
Olee i he ina ebere akwa, You bastard. Uchu gba kwa gi
,onye aji ike nsi,ihere adighi eme gi,otule di ka gi.
<BR><BR>AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME
YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI <BR><BR>Chineke kpokwa gi oku,
</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">YOUR
OGA</SPAN></DIV></DIV>


Um, ok there Martin! Thanks for playing.

Quote:
From: [email protected] View Contact Details
Subject: mamatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

your mama
totooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodey
smeling


Dear Queen Camara: smelling has two "L"s. Please spell-check your mail before sending.

Quote:
From: [email protected]
Subject: U GO SURFER DIE


O BOY NAR NOW I KNOW SAY U ARE JUST A FORSTRATED SMALL BOY IM IN
HOLLAND AMSTERDA AND I AM MAKING IT BUT I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, YOU WILL
SURFER IN THAT COUNTRY WHERE U ARE AND BORN TO ASHES.

I HOLD MY SIDE BADLY AND I 1 C U WEN I COME Nigerian FOOL DECEMBER


Dear Zokolu: Because I live in a land locked midwestern state, I am in far more danger from tornados than I am a surfing accident. However, I will heed your concern if I take up surfing during December as a hobby in the future.

Quote:
From: "gloria robert" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: FUCK YOU FOOL LIKE YOU SMELLING YORUBA GOAT

ALL THAT YOU TOLD ME MUST BACK TO IN JESUS NAME AMEM.
GAI NAWA FOR YOU.


I'm guessing Gloria was unhappy being told that her fragrance is like the ethereal nosegay of the Yoruba goat.

Quote:
From: "lee chen" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: FUCK YOU FOOL LIKE YOU SMELLING YORUBA GOAT

GOD BLESS YOU.


I didn't sneeze, but thank you for the sentiment all the same!

Quote:
From: "Alassane Traore" <[email protected]> Subject: take a look

YOUR FATHER PRICK, YOUR MAMA TOTO, YOUR FAMILY GO POOR SOTE THEM GO DIE FINISH. YOUR GENERATION, GENERATION NO GO DIE BETTER, ALL OF THEM GO DIE POOR, THEM GO PUSH TRUCK. YOUR SONS GO PUSH TRUCK OR GO BE CONDUCTOR. YOUR DAUGHTERS GO BE ASHAWO ONE ONE NAIRA. YOU GO DIE OOOH
NO BE FOOL YOU BE. I KNOW BLAME YOU AT ALL. YOUR HEAD LIKE EARLY MEN OWN. YOU SABI ME SOOO, NA ME FUCK YOUR WIFE LAST MONTH; IDIOT. IF YOU GET GUTS SEND ME YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER IF I KNOW FUCK YOU UP. MY GUY I GO DOG YOU OOOH YOU DEY CRASE. JOO MAN LIKE YOU AND YOU WILL DIE A JOO MAN. THE DAY I FUCKED YOUR WIFE NA SO SHE DEY SMELL FOR TOTO AND SHE NO EVEN WASH HER PANTS SELF. GUY YOU DEY TRY OOH. WELL SHA I STILL GIVE HER FIFTY NAIRA MAKE SHE TAKE BUY YOU FOOD MAKE YOU FOR NO DIE FOR HUNGRY. GOD PUNISH YOU THERE BASTARD.

NA YOUR GRAND PAPA WRITE YOU THIS MAIL. YOU GO SOON MEET AM UP FOR HE GRAVE. *DELETED*.


Alassane has such a puckish sense of humor! He attached a picture of a man not only bareing his anus, but actually pulling the sphincter open so that all can enjoy the first few centimeters of his rectum! I'll have to forward that one on to some more lads so that we all can enjoy such a breathtaking sight!

Quote:
From: "Qin Wang" <[email protected]>
Subject: 標題: FUCK YOU FOOL LIKE YOU SMELLING YORUBA GOAT

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T WANT TO RESPOND TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE I REALISED THAT WE ARE NEVER MATES.
LET ME GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVISE FOR YOU ILLITRACY SAKE. GO AND STICK YOUR DICK IN A MONKEYS ASS BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR LEVEL. INFACT MONKEYS ARE WISER THAN YOU.
LET ME SOUND YOU A NOTE OF WARNING. IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF,YOU WILL SEE AND KNOW WHAT SPIRITUALITY MEANS BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN. BOTH DAY AND NIGHT.
I WILL ONLY OPEN THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ONCE MORE , AFTER THAT, I WILL DASH THE BOX. IF YOU EVER SEND ANY RUBBISH TO ME AGAIN, CONSIDER THAT YOU HAVE MURDERED SLEEP. AND YOU WILL SLEEP NO MORE YOU BASTARD.


I'm more like a monkey than Wang Qin realizes. He forgot that monkeys also masturbate in public and throw feces.

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...and moreover the name is Wesley Harry and not Hairy Weasel. -Barrister/Bannister Curtis Davis

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:URGENT

ANY TIME YOU STOP THIS SHIT UR MAMA & PAPA GO DIE.
I SWEAR THIS YEAR 2005 MARK THIS WORD.

WITH MY HEART NA IM I TAKE SWEAR FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.IN JESUS NAME AMEN.


Quote:
From: Maria Johnson <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: With Regards.

o boy, why you dey talk like this, are u stupid?. good for nothing idiot. you will die in hunger. let me see you mumu. you and your entire family are useless in life and u will never see beta for your life.

ewu,anumanu like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.


Quote:
From: joy lami <[email protected]>
Subject: barstard more than fucker

hello barstard u a big fool. for saying all source of thing to ur self
i want to tell u that all the courses u made will come back to u because i did not insourt u for the first time. i dont no why u are rubbish
to hell with u and ur family


I should explain the subject of this next one. Normally, like most people who are doing this, I try to use a fairly innocuous subject line (such as "With Regards" or "our deal"). However, last night I sent out a few hundred with the subject "UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI," meaning, "you are a little piece of sh*t."

Quote:
From: Mr William Ibru <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

YOUR PAPA AND MAMA


Quote:
From: alex dajuma <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: With Regards.

UNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOTUNA BI DEY STUPID IDIOT (repeated at least a hundred times)


Quote:
From: Joseph Young jy <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: UNA BI DEY AMU ANU & OTU EZI


Quote:
From: mr nnadi odife <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI and u self


If I'm understanding him correctly, this next mugu's gang used to use the mugu's phone number that I've been including in my emails.

Quote:
From: cedeao cedeao <[email protected]>
Subject: RESPECT YOUR AGE

O BOY WHY YOU DEY FOOL YOUR OLD SELF,YOU DEY SAME THE SAME MESSAGE TO ME
EVERYDAY ABI YOU THINK SAY ME I DEY NIGERIA WITH YOU,MAKE YOU RESPECT
YOURSELF NA DUBAI ME I DEY DO OFF SHORE MAKE YOU NO DEY INSULT YOUR MAMA AND
PAPA AGAIN TRY AND GROW UP AND SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE THAT CALLSHIMSELF A
JOB MAN WILL HAVE THIS TIME TO BE INSULTING PEOPLE .

ABEY BROTHER GROW UP YOU TOO BIG FOR THIS KAIN FUCK WEY YOU DEY DO ,OH BOY
YOU DEY TRY OOOOOOOH

AM FROM DELTA STATE AND I HAVE GROWN ENOUGH TO SHOW RESPECT THAT YOUR MULTI
LINKNUMBER WE DON USE FAR BACK 1996 WHEN THEM DEY SELL AM 130.000 NAIRA BUT
NA NOW YOU DEY USE ,AND I FIT TELL TASK FORCE MAKE THE CUT,I FIT TAKE
PAYMENT SLIP OF MUGU WEY I DON CHOP FAX TO ALAGNON SAY YOU EAT MY MONEY ,AND
MILVATIN WILL BE EVERYWHERE LOOKING FOR YOU,I CAN ALSO TELL MY BOYS TO FIND
OUT THE INSIDE KITCHEN WHERE YOU DEY OPERATE ,BECAUSE GOD HELP YOU CREATE
INTERNET 100 NAIRA YOU NO GO LET PERSON HEAR WORD BETTER BEHAVE SEE MY
PHONE NUMBER 971-50877485 I NO DEY JOKE ABEG RESPECT YOURSELF BECAUSE I GO
FOR LAGOS ,IN AJEGUNLE 32 UZO STREET CLOSE TO ACHAKPO ,FADEYI MUNSHIN KETU
,WHEN I WAS BEGINING ,THEN WHEN I CAME OUT I WENT TO FESTAC AND FROM FESTAC
TO OTHER EXCLUDED PLACES SO MIND YOUR LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDRESSING
THIS NONESENCE LETTER TO AN OLD HAND.

BYE



Quote:
From: lambert mann <[email protected]>
Subject: please no dey disstop me again

my frien what is your problem?


Quote:
From: edward mensah <[email protected]>
Subject: you are a basterd


Quote:
From: edward mensah <[email protected]>
Subject: you are a basterd idiot of you

you are very stupid with your family


Quote:
From: Kemmi <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Reply

What is this pls? I am forwarding this to the Nigerian Police force Alagbon and the crime fighters. God punish your mmaa, pappa and your entire family. Idiot, basterd.


Quote:
From: tmg tokyo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: SUCK MY DICK FUCKER

YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE IN DARKNESS IN NIGERIA TELL YOUR
SISTER TO COME TO JOHANNESBURG AND FUCK AND SUCK MY DICK


Hey, this next one looks familiar...

Quote:
From: Qin Wang <[email protected]>
Subject: With Regards.

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T WANT TO RESPOND TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE I REALISED THAT WE ARE NEVER MATES.
LET ME GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVISE FOR YOU ILLITRACY SAKE. GO AND STICK YOUR DICK IN A MONKEYS ASS BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR LEVEL. INFACT MONKEYS ARE WISER THAN YOU.
LET ME SOUND YOU A NOTE OF WARNING. IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF,YOU WILL SEE AND KNOW WHAT SPIRITUALITY MEANS BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN. BOTH DAY AND NIGHT.
I WILL ONLY OPEN THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ONCE MORE , AFTER THAT, I WILL DASH THE BOX. IF YOU EVER SEND ANY RUBBISH TO ME AGAIN, CONSIDER THAT YOU HAVE MURDERED SLEEP. AND YOU WILL SLEEP NO MORE YOU BASTARD.


Quote:
From: raman_sule <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

STOP WRITING TO THIS BOX YOU BASTIRD IT DOSNT BLONG TO YOU


Quote:
From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI


I TELL YOU FOOL YOU, I KILL YOU NOW, YOU COME AND MEET ME ANYTIME, YOU ARE FOOL BOY



I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.


Via <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Afribiz">Afribiz</a>:

Quote:
From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [Afribiz] Re: sorry


LOOK AT YOU NA, YOU ARE A SMALL BOY, FOOL MAGA, I DEY KILL YOUOOOOOO



I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why not join the fun?

Courtesy of Mandela Zuba:

Quote:
YOUR ARE COMPLET IDIOT


From some random 'lottery office'

Quote:
KISS YOUR MOTHER'S ASS

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In case anyone needs a Pidgin -> English dictionary, check out my thread here. I can finally (sort of) figure out what some of my love letters mean!

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Quote:
From: frank jerry <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

you are crazy mugu guyman in uptown fulk ur mama toto100000000millliontimmmmmeeeee fullllllllllllllllllllll forever goat tootoona him your mamamaget you dey here me sooooooo mu7guguyman see my number oo233243767456 talk to me fool and fulk ur mama dirtyn mother in the village in yoroba land olentenleee bush folk and folk ok


Don't call him.

This next one demands recycling:

Quote:
From: Dan Williams <[email protected]>
Subject: FUCK YOUR MAMA, BUM

AJI AMU,
I LEARNT OF RECENT THAT THE NEW MOON CAME OUT FEW DAYS AGO. AND THE RAINY SEASON HAS ACTUALLY HIGHTENED ITS TEMPO. I HOPE YOUR DICK SUCKING MOTHER DID NOT FORGET TO FORCE YOU SWALLOW YOUR CONCOCTION, ELSE BEFORE THREE MARKET DAY, I GA EKOPU COMPLETELY. THE WAY YOU ARE RAVING AND RANTING IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF THE IRREPARABLE SNAPPING OF THAT LITTLE TRADE THAT HELD YOU BOUND TO THE GENRE OF CONCIOUS AND COGITATIBE BEINGS.

COVER YOUR DISTORTED FACE AND FLEE, BEGONE FROM THE LAND OF THE LIVING FOR YOUR MOTHER STILL REGRETS NOT ABORTING YOU WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE THE DETESTABLE MONSTRUOUS GROTH FROM AN INCESTUOUS AND VILE ORGY OF FETID BESTIALITY.

I TAKE PITY TO YOUR TINY CEREBRAL CAPACITY. I READ THE NOT SO SURPRISING VERDICT FROM THE DOCTOR THAT CONDUCTED THE I.Q TEST ON YOU. IT SURPRISES EVEN YOUR MOTHER THAT THESE DAYS, YOU WALK AROUND EVERY DAY, EVEN THOUGH WITH MUCH EFFORT, WITHOUT PLUNGING YOUR VAPID MOUTH INTO COW DUNG FOR AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES PER HOUR. I HEAR T.B. JOSHUA MAY HELP CASES LIKE YOURS. WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MAMA TO TAKE YOU THERE. IF YOU END UP METAMORPHOSING INTO THE "LEGION" IN THE BIBLE, TOO BAD. BUT I BELIEVE HE CAN CAST OUT SOME OF THE PETIT DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD, AND POSSIBLY REPLAE THEM WITH MISCHIEVIOUS ELFS.

PLEASE IF I AM OVER LABOURING YOUR BRAIN ,YOU CAN TELL ME. I KNOW HOW INEPT AND DENSE PEOPLE OF YOUR ILK CAN BE. GO LOOK YOUR HIDEOUS FACE IN THE MIRROW, ANY MIRROW, AND TELL ME IF WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT A FRIGHTFUL CARRICATURE OF A SURREALIST'S IMPRESSION OF THE BIZARRE.

EVOLVE, MY YOUNG OAF, AND DISCARD THE FILTHY CLOAK OF STUPIDITY. THE BELL IS TOLLING FOR YOU, AND SOON, YOUR FUNERAL DIRGE SHALL BE READ FROM THE SNOUT OF A PIG.

GO FUCK YOUR MAMA, BUM.


EDIT: I looked up this T. B. Joshua person the mugu recommended: {<a href="http://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/tbjoshua.html">Klikka Haar</a>}

Quote:
From: Agent Collins <[email protected]>
Subject: BIG FOOL

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL, STUPID MAN, NEVER YOU MAIL ME AGAIN FOR YOUR LIFE BAGA.
DANBAZA.


Quote:
From: Paul Biapak <[email protected]>
Subject: Oboy you are poor and less busy that is why you are entertaining me,i can employ and feed you my guy


Quote:
From: victor kwame <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

u cant even speak or write good english any how am waiting 4 u to get me down


Huge font:

Quote:
From: frank jerry <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Reply

what u call your self mustafa from awusa kano you are abig full nithwith fulk ur mum anuse ona dey crazy ur late father they craze im illetrate but u stark illitrate big one u day here me sooo if u are abig boy u dont that big fulish talk that u are local mugu in the tick forest and bush ur father head folkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Quote:
From: MR.AMKA PAUL <[email protected]>
Subject: you BI DEY OBELE NSI and mumu way dey spoil job for guy man


Quote:
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Modalities

you gay we no get work gop show your mama this picture make u see wetin she go tell u ur mate dey look for money y you dey look for yanch to fuck bye gay ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh leave here go desert


Quote:
From: stella sigcau sigcau <[email protected]>
Subject: u nor dey try

listen usman bello or what ever is your name you cut my job, but i promise you say the money way u collect na him you collect last i go spoik the job.


Quote:
From: Muhammed Abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE A BIG FOOL !!!!!NOT SERIOUS IN LIFE AT ALL.....

POOR MAN YOU ARE NOT SEROIUS IN LIFE.
I CANT CALL A FOOLISH PERSON LIKE YOU ON MY PHONE
PLEASE WRITE THIS TO YOUR SENIOR BROTHER AT HOME SINCE
YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS.


Quote:
From: CONCERNED CITIZENS OF AFRICAN STATES. <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

You are a big fool,
This is the main reason why you are an unsuccessful person
till date and will remain until physical death struck you
because spiritually, you are dead long time.
For your notice, never write again to this box or else the
cause of Africanism will struck you physically for your
eventual disapperance from this earth before I6th November
2005.
Do say you were not warned,To before warned is to befor
armed?
Good day fool.
CCAS


Quote:
From: Mohammed Ajami <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

DONT EVER SEND MAIL TO THIS BOX AGAIN,

IS LIKE YOU DONT HAVE A JOB TO DO? WHY ARE YOU STILL DISTURBING YOURSELF OVER SOMETHING YOU CANNOT PROFIT YOU ANYTHING?

ALL THE CUSS YOU LEAD WILL BE FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. HOPELESS HUMAN BEEN.

FUCK YOUR MOTHER


Quote:
From: central bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: U BI OBELE NSI and ur generation

na ur firo i dey follo dey talk to mumu like una


Quote:
From: joseph winpoe <[email protected]>
Subject: Your Master

old boy I no no say the money we collected from your maga still de vex you.

Well make you take heart bcos you must loss to learn from your seniors so do not kill your self after all the maga money no bi ur papa money. All the nonsence wey you de write since no mean anything to me as I know se I de more than u.

Your Masters


Quote:
From: DR RAY <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Urgent

SAINT YOU NO GO GO HUSTLE,MAKE YOU DEY THERE DEY WASTE YOUR TIME,BIG FOOL.NO WRITE THIS BOX FOR YOUR LIFE AGAIN IDIOT.NA DIS ONE THEM DEY PAY YOU FOR?I DEY SURE SAY NA 10 DOLLARS A MONTH THEM DEY GIVE COME MAKE PEOPLE GIVE YOU BETTER WORK IF YOU DEY LOOK FOR JAB.YOU BIG BEAST.


Via <a href="http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Afribiz/">Afribiz</a>:

Quote:
From: yobo amechi
Subject: Re: [Afribiz] TONY OVIE IS DEAD OOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU? FUCK YOU ?FUCK YOU? YOU ARE NOT MY GOD OK


jennifer kossa <[email protected]> didn't have anything to say, but sent three photos of shemales!

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stop comminicate with me otherwise hire killer will sholve this problem because i will consult my spirtual world to get whom you are , don't fear we will see oooooooooooooooo<b>-salif akain </b><br>
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From: Dan Williams <[email protected]>
Subject: FUCK YOUR MAMA, BUM

AJI AMU,
I LEARNT OF RECENT THAT THE NEW MOON CAME OUT FEW DAYS AGO. AND THE RAINY SEASON HAS ACTUALLY HIGHTENED ITS TEMPO. I HOPE YOUR DICK SUCKING MOTHER DID NOT FORGET TO FORCE YOU SWALLOW YOUR CONCOCTION, ELSE BEFORE THREE MARKET DAY, I GA EKOPU COMPLETELY. THE WAY YOU ARE RAVING AND RANTING IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF THE IRREPARABLE SNAPPING OF THAT LITTLE TRADE THAT HELD YOU BOUND TO THE GENRE OF CONCIOUS AND COGITATIBE BEINGS.

COVER YOUR DISTORTED FACE AND FLEE, BEGONE FROM THE LAND OF THE LIVING FOR YOUR MOTHER STILL REGRETS NOT ABORTING YOU WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE THE DETESTABLE MONSTRUOUS GROTH FROM AN INCESTUOUS AND VILE ORGY OF FETID BESTIALITY.

I TAKE PITY TO YOUR TINY CEREBRAL CAPACITY. I READ THE NOT SO SURPRISING VERDICT FROM THE DOCTOR THAT CONDUCTED THE I.Q TEST ON YOU. IT SURPRISES EVEN YOUR MOTHER THAT THESE DAYS, YOU WALK AROUND EVERY DAY, EVEN THOUGH WITH MUCH EFFORT, WITHOUT PLUNGING YOUR VAPID MOUTH INTO COW DUNG FOR AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES PER HOUR. I HEAR T.B. JOSHUA MAY HELP CASES LIKE YOURS. WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MAMA TO TAKE YOU THERE. IF YOU END UP METAMORPHOSING INTO THE "LEGION" IN THE BIBLE, TOO BAD. BUT I BELIEVE HE CAN CAST OUT SOME OF THE PETIT DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD, AND POSSIBLY REPLAE THEM WITH MISCHIEVIOUS ELFS.

PLEASE IF I AM OVER LABOURING YOUR BRAIN ,YOU CAN TELL ME. I KNOW HOW INEPT AND DENSE PEOPLE OF YOUR ILK CAN BE. GO LOOK YOUR HIDEOUS FACE IN THE MIRROW, ANY MIRROW, AND TELL ME IF WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT A FRIGHTFUL CARRICATURE OF A SURREALIST'S IMPRESSION OF THE BIZARRE.

EVOLVE, MY YOUNG OAF, AND DISCARD THE FILTHY CLOAK OF STUPIDITY. THE BELL IS TOLLING FOR YOU, AND SOON, YOUR FUNERAL DIRGE SHALL BE READ FROM THE SNOUT OF A PIG.

GO FUCK YOUR MAMA, BUM.



This is almost Shakespearean in its beauty!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I stand in awe of Dan Williams - that's a work of art. Ergot, you're absolutely right - that needs to go into general mass insult circulation. Insults that fine deserve a wide mugu audience. clapping

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd love to have this one translated.

From: Dr.Steve Dr.Steve Steve <[email protected]>

Quote:
IBI DAKWA GI NA NNA GI.

ONYE ARA,NA USU RAKWAA NNE GI.
YAHOO YAHOO DI KA GI.
I NNA ACHO NA APKA ONYE NA ACHO ACHO.
AFO BIWAKWAA GI,
OTU GWAWAKWAA NNEGI.

NDI AKA NA APKA MMAKWAGI,APIRI API DIKA GI.

NDI MURU GI GBA AKA NWA.

I CHE NA MU A AMAGHI ONYE IBU?
OPARA ABOKI DI KA GI

EWU OKIJA RAKWAA ADA NNEGI.BIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HomerJFong wrote:
I'd love to have this one translated.


Here's about all I got out of it, other than the repeated references to your parents:

ONYE ARA, = "You are insane"

OTU GWAWAKWAA NNEGI. = "May your mother's vagina catch fire."

EWU OKIJA RAKWAA ADA NNEGI. = something about your mother and a goat

I've noticed that several of the lads in this thread have said "OTO NNE NA NNA GI," which, as I understand it, translates, "your mother's vagina is your father." I'm guessing (and I could be wrong) that this is a particularly colorful way of saying, "you're a bastard."

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Larry, all I can say is...

*DELETED*'D!

Sorry, I had to say it. XD Make sure to pelt more mugus with it.

Where'd the apostrophe come from? /edit
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A curious name, since I can't find a goat anywhere in his brazenly displayed sigmoid. And yes, I have been using the aforementioned picture to help the lads "paint the town brown" for about 2 weeks now. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[email protected] wrote:
dear fool,
you should have told me you're a prostitute, you and all your family.I just realized that foolish people like you will all go to hell . I must start by letting you know that all you wished me will first happen to you and your useless family starting with you.You and your entire family will die a horrible death one by one i can assure you that, you bastard.

May you die a prostitute that you are.

I await your you soonest reply bitch.
Nne na Nna gi wukwa.
Fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers
James

[email protected] wrote:
Dear Fool, sorry i forgot to tell you that otu nne will explode.For your information i am more successful than you and your entire village will aver be.

I await your reply if you don't die soon.
May your entire family die a shameful death.
Cheers,

James.

[email protected] wrote:
If you are not a thief hy answer Jane doe unless what i think is tru and you are a true bastard of a prostitute. I await your reply soonest ok

Quote:
Chukwu bi ne nigwe tupiakwa gi anya.Nna gi na nne gi bu ikwikwi.Otolo sa ba gi afor.

Ala gba gbuo gi.

Quote:
YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU, OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH, AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

i know that you are mumu like your father.

mumu.com is your name
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[email protected] wrote:

Quote:
HELLO GUY
GUY U DEY FULK UP WHY U GO DEY YAB UR BIG BROS U
UNDERSTAND


[email protected] wrote:

Quote:
I THINK U HAVE NOTHING TO DO,TELLING ME SUCH NONSENCE,STAY THEIR THEY LOOK ,MAKE U NO MAKE MONEY AS UR MATE DAY DO,ABEY GOVERNMENT GIVE U PAPA GOOD JOB,ABEG LIVE STORY,NA UR MAMA AND PAPA U DAY PASS THE MASSAGE TOO.
FROM SOMEBODY L:OOKING FOR FOOD TO EAT,AS A NIGER.


[email protected] wrote:

Quote:
na ogun go kill u and ur papa and mama , ole ...i be ur master ..i be g-man 4 life mega................i don make money

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"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, after taking a few days off from this project, I massmailed Dan Williams' message (see above). Here are some responses:


Quote:
From: sandra camara <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI


You no go try do something when go give you cash you are a beast


Quote:
From: daniel hills <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

i noticed that you are your own enemy,besides why must you keep telling people to write for you the mail to send to me,please go back and re-think about your life cos is meaningless since you are your own enemy.


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From: Wong Simon <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

ogun go kill your genaration, everything wey u but ure hand no go ever better 4 u. as e b say u no dey plan good 4 your me u go die like rat.

ur mama go die by acident, ur papa go drink shit.


Quote:
From: jerry joseph <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

you are a bastered you family will die in one day


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From: stoff hawgood <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

I return every curse back to you and your generations for
ever more

You and your wife and children shall die of poverty and
diseases
Your enemies shall take your properties from you

from today u shall beg to eat you and your family with you
shall beg in the streets.

may the gods of okija shrine visit you and your hosuehold
with sorrow and tears and pains for evermore
unless you repent and give your life to christ today

obelensi na im u be

mmiri nsi na im u be


Sent twice:

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From: mola kandy <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT CELL ME OK 00228 911 25 33 PES.

YOUR MAMA TOTO

GO FUCK YOUR MAMA GO FUCK YOUR MAMA 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Don't call him.

Quote:
From: lembo zuma <[email protected]>
Subject: what

WHAT IS RONG WITH U

USMAN BELLO


Quote:
From: Victor Kwame <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

idiot


Quote:
From: Victor Kwame <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

IDIOT


Quote:
From: abel samuel <[email protected]>
Subject: STOP SENDING THIS SHIT

HAYYYYY
WATZ IS YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEM YOU BITCH *DELETED*


Quote:
From: prudentbankafrica tutuya <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

MUMU,

You tried though you are many miles behind.If you need my co-operation write me with understandable English and address me as you senior.Stupid *DELETED*.

Chief.



Quote:
From: phillip hill <[email protected]>
Subject: your papa toto

if you go you tell your generation all noses your it ok idote


Quote:
From: mike merah <[email protected]>
Subject: please reply URGENT

GO AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER BIG LIKE YOU, FOOL LIKE YOU.


Huge font:

Quote:
From: NICOLAS <[email protected]>
Subject: back to sender!!!

back to sender!!!!, to all ur father and mother generations everlasting. FOOL.


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From: barry wright <[email protected]>
Subject: THIEF WEY DEY CALL PERSON THIEF

NA APOLOGY U WANT SHEY?OK NO FESS.IF NA DAT 1 U NEVER HEAR B4.Y U DEY FOOL UR OLD AGE.U GO JUST GO CAFE GO CHECK BOX.U NO GET ANY TIN WEY U WON DO DAN 2 CON CAUSE PERSON.WELL I KNOW FIT BLAME U,COS UR THINKING FACULTY DEY VERY LOW.PERSON WEY DEY REASON LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEING NO FIT DEY WRIGTH ALL THIS KIN TRASH.U B REAL RAS BOY.IF U SEE DIS MAIL.ABEG I JUST BEG MAKE U GO LOOK URSELF 4 MIRROR THEN REASON LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEING.MUMU WEY DEY CALL PERSON MUMU.MUGGU LIKE U.UR MATE DEY LIBERIA DEY CARRY GUN DEY WAR.U DEY HEAR DEY RIGTH RAS TINS.NA WA 4 U OH.TRY LOOK UR SELF WELL 4 MIRROR,MAKE U REASON.



N>B:U NO JUST DEY TRY 4 UR AGE.COS UR MATE DEY HUSTLE 4 MONEY Y U DEY RIGHT WORDS IN YORBA,U BE REAL YORUBA FOOL.WEY NO GET WORK.UR KIND PEOPLE NA SELL DEY 4 DEY SELL UNA GO GARBON OR AFGANISTAN.IDIOT.WEY NO NO SAY IN DON OLD.U TINK SAY I BE FOOL WEY DEY KEEP U QUIET SINCE.U CON DEY ASK 4 4GIVENESS AS IF SAY U BE GOD.GO FUCK URSELF.U ARE A PISS OF SHIT.U B WASTE TO NIGERIA AS A HOLE.MEAT.SENSE U NO GET.AND U DEY PROOF SAY U GET SENSE.FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.ANOINTED MUMU.MUMU WITH NAFDAC NUMBER.


UR 4 FATHERS GO DIE TONIGHT IDIOT.WAY NO GET SENSE.THIEF WEY CALLPERSON THIEF.EWU.TELL UR OGA SAY ALL OF UNA GO DIE OVER NIGHT.I DEY WATCH U NOW.IF U JUST MOVE AN EACH FROM UR HOUSE.I SWEAR I GO PAKE U. MUMU


Quote:
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 27, 2005 10:23 AM

this email is no longer active


Then how did it send me an email?

Quote:
From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

O BOY,
COME HOW YOUR OWN BE?WETIN MAKE YOU DE SEND THIS RUBBISH TO ME ABI SOMETHING
DE WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?ABEG GO SEE DOCTOR BEFORE THINGS GO SPOIL YOU HEAR
ME?

AND MAKE I TELL YOU SOMETGHING I JUST BE MY V-BOOT YESTERDAY SO I WON LET
U KNOW SAY WE DE MAKE AM.

NA YOU PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BE BARAWO BANZA,IYALAYA BABA E,OMO ALE,ARA GBAPU
INA GI,IKPU INE GI DIKA

BESIDE WHICH CAR YOU DE DRIVE SELF? COME SEE BOYS WITH MACHINE FOR HERE
OKOTA LAGOS WE DE VEXXXXXX SO ONA BE SMALL SMALL BOYS FOR THE GAME.

GOD PURNISH YOUR USELESS PAPA AND MAMA WHE BORN YOU.

WHITE.


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From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: UNA BI DEY OBELE NSI

I TELL YOU FOR THE LAST TIME YOU COWRARD I DEY KILL YOU STOP WRITING ME, ALL COURSES ON YOU AND YOUR GENERATION, YOU NA GET A JOB YOU WORYTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I AM YOUR FATHER I FUCK YOUR MAMA LAST NIGHT



I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.
Call me! phone number is +234-803-3216984.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hi,
Im not part of this mass bait, but I would like to ask.. my pet said to me...

"Have u ever heard the word "Onye Ori " "

is he trying to insult me?

By the way -love the redhaired avatar Wink

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