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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:20 am

Wow! reprob8's lad is popular!

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From: 34764329 jeff jeff <[email protected]>
Subject: back to the sendre idiot necked fool with black prick aids

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From: bami jokoh <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: reply

ANIMALLLLLLLLLLL.PUA NUZO.ALL CURSES BELOW BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR SMELLING MOTHER.AGAMEVU.CHANG BU YR HIV INFECTED FATHER.IDIOT.ONYEOSHI.AGAM ENYE RIBADU NUMBER GI ,.THIEF

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From: bami jokoh <[email protected]>
Subject: CAUTION

Dear Mr Chang,

I got a mail from a hagard looking boy who attached his nude photograph for my viewing.I donot know him.As a lawywer,we respect the ethics of our noble profession to the letter.I advice you keep your privacy and honour only legally protected business relationship in your own interest.There are many of touts like the one that wrote me who go about seeking for ignorants to satisfy their personal interest.You can confirm my profile from the website of the Bar Association and the legal aid council.

I will give you more confirmable details if mandated to do so,but you should forward to me all details,phone numbers of your contact here so that i can investigate their promises and advice you accordingly.This service n i will render to you free of charge.see attached the irresponsible nude photograph of your friend.

I will forward yto you all the details of the late Indonesian consultant whose estate benefits will be inheritted by you at no cost.

Feel free to contact me directly and you will be assured of our proffessional services as has just been rendered to a textile merchant in Hangzou

Waiting your strictly confidential return mail

PLEAS WHERE YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO REPRESENT NEXT OF KIN OF MY CLIENT ,I WILL BE GRATEFUL IF YOU APPOINT A RELIABLE PARTNER

BEST REGARDS

BARR BAMI JOKOH

The above was sent twice, the second time with the photo attached so that I could laugh at it yet again (probably for about the millionth time). Hey! I don't think he's haggard-looking!

Anyhow, I think that this guy is waving a flag that say, "please bait me." He's already setting himself up for trophies by suggesting that your security has been comprimised. Just keep getting hacked and insist on a security photo with password. If anyone wants to reply to the above email, your name is Leu Chang and you've changed your email address because your account was obviously hacked by some exhibitionist. Definately make him do the pro bono work he offered. I'll keep insulting him in the meantime...

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From: Abudullahi Abubarkar <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

enuogh of all this insult

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From: MR C zuma <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

u get time talk me , back to send

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:46 pm

WTF? LOL!!!

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From: mohamed ubah <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: May 26, 2005 6:29 AM
Subject: Re: From Mr. Mohamed Ubah

AGU AFULUM NA APU ALA MANA CHUKWU GA AKPOGI OKWO MGBE
E TU ANYA.
BY NWA NNA.

ANYONE CARE TO TRANSLATE?

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:49 pm

Chukwu is an important Igbo deity (the creator). "Nna" is your father. I think "mana" might be "work," or something similar. That's about all I can get out of it. I need to invest in an Igbo dictionary. I get emails where the only words I understand are "amu" and "AIDS."

More in this evening:

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From: cindy_nkosi3 cindy <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: reply

fuck you bastard.poor man more dan fucker.

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From: horizon stakes lottery <[email protected]>
Subject: BASTARD USMAN BELLO...

I CAN SEE THAT YOUR MOTHER IS NOT A SERIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND YOU ARE ALL POVERTY STRICKEN AND AM RICHER THAN ALL YOUR GENERATIONS..

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: reply

U JUST DEY CLAIM BIG BOY, U ARE WORKING FOR MY BOSS! AND I GUESS U ARE SICK.

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From: douglas zuma <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: reply

Your just a slot..........................................

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From: loisa estrada <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: reply

U DON DIE FINISH,MAGA LIKE U.NO FIT GET VISA SELF COMMOT FOR NIGER, ODE, OLORI BURUKU OMO ALE OLOSHI.U WEY KILL FATHER MARRY UR MAMA.

COME SOUTH AFRICA IF U FIT IDIOT

MAGA

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From: hamid sankal <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: reply

IKPU NNE GI, BASTARDS

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From: hamid sankal <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER fffuuussshh

REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR AMU WILL STOP WORKING THIS WEEK? IKPU NNE NNE GI DIA . YOU MUST DIE.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU MAGA

Am sorry l did not know that you didn't know how to use English.You need to see her.Am a rich Girl of 24yrs with three cars so those your coursing has turn back to you.l wanting to make you big not knowing you are a fool.
Regards
ONYE EZE
Amina

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From: sarah ing <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

THANKS AND GOD BLESS U.

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From: elizabeth hadebe <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: IN THE MIRROR YOU CAN DO IT WELL! WELL

FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE
You think i have time with this your nonsense you are writing here on the internet while you are also looking for the money.

with that your useless country
fuck yourself i no go better for you self motherfucker

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From: james maccthy <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: URGENT

God will ponuish you one millione times and dont you ever write to me again
in your life

Sent twice:

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From: johnson kovo <[email protected]>
Subject: HOPELESS BOY

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From: johnson kovo <[email protected]>
Subject: POOR FOR EVER

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From: johnson kovo <[email protected]>
Subject: ASS HOLE

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From: MOHAMMED MUSTAPHA WAZIRI <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

MAY SANGO KILL YOU AND OGUN SCATTER YOUR HEAD IFYOU EVER SEND ME THIS MAIL AGAIN

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From: HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

u no get work oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooo

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From: PHILIP <[email protected]>
Subject: MUMU , HE-GOAT

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From: richard mark <[email protected]>
Subject: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stop this pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: mad man

Johnson or what ever you called your self,Let me ask you are Jesus.You can be the son of any gods l don't care ok.fuck you 1000 time (BIG FOOL)
Your madam

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From: thomas owen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

Foolish Bastard, I can c dat u do not have anything to do with yourself.

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From: Leonald Ben Obaseki <[email protected]>
Subject: stop being stupid

hello,
plz stop mailing this stupid things to my box ok

You'd really think that if anyone would realize that there's no such thing as an unsubscribe option, it would be spammers.

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From: starlight lilmited <[email protected]>
Subject: payment

Mr guyman,
Ori e ko pe ra ra, i think ole bi ti re le mi no ? good luck fu gbo gbo guymen.
olo shi ni e or tabi ?

YOUR OGA,
Festac Town Connection.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

poorvety will surely kill you fear feasr man

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: REPLY

YOU ARE A MONKEY someone who is ashamed of his color idiot

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From: amaechi obeche <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: reply

o boy u dey mad see ur self fool as u naked ur for pic o boy ur are a lost to ur people

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From: malaki usuf <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE VERY STUPID IDIOT

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From: musa kadiri <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:Details

NNA TAKE TIME YOU DONT KNOW ME EVERY TIME KEEP ON TALKING JAGON

Huge font:

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From: shanka chudi <[email protected]>
Subject: USMAN BELLO

THIS YOUR PICTURE AM GOING TO SEND IT TO BABALAWO IN INDIA NOW FOR RICHUAL

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From: Cliff Benson <[email protected]>
Subject: PEPAL

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From: festus <[email protected]>
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: RE: Details

pls forgive and forget biko nwanne.

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From: khadim gueye <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

so keep me delete those return mail from your box.
thanks you think you are wise.
khadim

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From: Gay Mugu Thief <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

damn u i kill you!!!!

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: thanks

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From: Tony Morris <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: URGENT

YOUR OGA OGAAAAAAAAA....

Tony Morris
234-8033447078..

Don't call him.

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From: Engr. Abbah Julius <[email protected]>
Subject: WATCH THIS CD

DEAR IDIOT,
LET ME USELESS YOU FUTHER. UNEMPLOYED UNEMPLOYABLE OF
OUR SOCIETY. MAY YOU STAY USELESS THE THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE ON EARTH.

REMAIN USELESS FOREVER MY DEAR.
DISGRACE TO YOUR MAMA AND TO YOUR PAPPA

Basskom Rose

Watch the nice video.

Attached was the first page of a website called bustyadventures.com, which included a link to a .wmv video (didn't work because it was a relative as opposed to absolute link). Looked like really softcore stuff again, just like the last time a lad sent me porn.

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From: Elvis Eyadema <[email protected]>
Subject: JUST WATCH YOUR SIDE!!!

KING OF LAGOS WATCH YOUR SIDE OOOOOOOOOO.MAKE U NO WUNDE...OOOOOOOOO.

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Transfer

mugu

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From: lamin camara <[email protected]>
Subject: O BOY I BE CONFRIM GUYMAN!! ASK FRANK FOR LAGOS HIM KNOW ME

O BOY,

ARE YOU NOT A GUYMAN WHY WRITE ALL THIS YOU WANT ME TO HELP
YOU BY SENDING DOLLARS TO YOU? THEN TELL ME LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONET
RIGHT I AM ABA FROM LIVING IN POWERLINE OK.

BYE.

YOU CAN CALL ME
ON MY PRIVATE LINE +220 77 10 830,

ABA.

Don't call him.

Gigantic font:

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From: gonzalez <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Details

you be full idiot,

you too dull, you can't even speak english. instead you go delete my mail in peace you dey reply your father. no ogun gbue.

you no go ever no peace 4 your life again. poor full like you.

your papa get car?

if you see me you fit talk to me?

stupid chat fool.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:55 am

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From: jennifer briggs
To: Dr Hugh
Date: May 26, 2005 5:17 PM
Subject: Re: FROM ME

Dear Hugh
May the birds,hyenas and beast of the forest devour you,may your generation(family) remain poor forever,that's all i have for you,for raining courses on me having done you nothing.

so...I replied:

To: jennifer briggs <[email protected]>
Date: May 26, 2005 9:50 PM
Subject: Re: FROM ME

Dear poo poo pants,
I am a powerful witch, and the beasts of the forest are my friends.
They will not eat me for I am too spicy. I curse you again, with a
more powerful curse, one that will dwell in your dreams. I will become
your nightmare. You will see. Have a nice day licker of goat penis!
Love,
Hugh

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:25 pm

HAH! The mugu replies to me!

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From: jennifer briggs <[email protected]>
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: May 27, 2005 8:14 AM
Subject: Re: FROM ME

Untill you beg me for forgiveness,i will not retrieve my curse on you,if not you will suffer more than Job in the Bible

Naturally, I reply:

From:Dr Hugh
To: jennifer briggs <[email protected]>
Date: May 27, 2005 2:14 PM
Subject: Re: FROM ME

Jennifer,
It is YOU who must beg ME for forgiveness. I am a very powerful Obiah
man. I am like rubber, you are like glue...what you say to me bounces
off me and sticks to you. Nyah nyah! Bow down before me!
My powerful shield protects me from all curses.
I have many witch doctors who will curse you on my behalf. Be prepared!
Love,
Me

At this point, I urge all my fellow "witch doctors" to send curses her way! Cool

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:09 pm

Consider it done, Hugh!

More fanmail:

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From: douglas zuma <[email protected]>
Subject: FW: Details

HELL BOND *DELETED*.

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From: Leo Echendu <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

if ur madness just start u no no were u go fine urself, madman like u, make u stop emailing me from today with ur small dick, idiot like u

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From: Alomar Peter <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

HELLOH MY MAN,
HOW U DEY...?
GUY MAKE YOU NO DEY THINK BAD LIKE THAT,YOU SABI SAY NA WE WE,I BE NIGER GUY LIKE YOU,ONLY SAY MAN THE STRUGLE FOR SURVIVAL..
NA MISTAKE SAY YOUR EMAIL DEY THERE,WE NO EVEN SEE SAY,NIGER GUY EMAIL DEY THERE,SO MAKE YOU TAKE AM EASY,I BEG.
WE BE BROTHERS..
GUY NAWAH 4 THIS YOUR PICTURE...THE THING GOOD,AS MY STYLE..OOOOO.
SO MAKE YOU COPERATE,I BE YOUR BROTHER,YOU SUPPOSE NO LEVELS,AS I DON SEE YOUR PIC,YOU REAL GUY MAN TOO.I GO LIKE KNOW YOU MORE,NA SO LIFE BE..
GUY MAKE E BE,I GO LIKE READ A COPERATE MAIL,FROM YOU...
BYEEEE..

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From: loisa estrada <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

I GO DEY SHOW UR PRICK AND UR FACE TO SOUTH GIRLS FOR HERE.I GO PASTE AM FOR ELECTRIC POLES FOR NIGHT, FOR JOBURG STREETS, WITH UGLY FACE BASTARD

PLEASE do that, mugu! Help make reprob8's lad even more famous!

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Fw: Details

USMAN BELLO

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From: richard marks <[email protected]>
Subject: stop pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

please stop this my guy i dont like it ok
bye

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From: egoamaka jude <[email protected]>
Subject: you will die.MUMU

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From: dukejohnson <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Details

your a fool, instead of looking siriously for ur mugu ur busy insulting some one u dont know, continue ok poverty and frustration have made u to be like a mad dog, u dont even no wat to do any more.

im sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

Sent fourteen times:

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From: cathrine komo <[email protected]>
Subject: your are the winner biko friend

oooboy na for you so you de enjoy to talk like please for god sake live me alon ok you don win ime ri go...... two of our are igbos we no sopos de talk bad thing for each other ok na you de king are you happy now

please you are the actor now beko nwan nee biko but you too much habaaaaaaaaaa
bye friend

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From: Mrs.Esther siaka <[email protected]>
Subject: THANK YOU.

BIA NWANNEM,
I LECHARA MUNWA BU ESTHER SIAKA NAGWAM OKWU OJOO NILE NDIA.KAM GWAGI GI, FROM TODAY GO ON,OTU GA ESHIGBU NNE GI FOREVER BECAUSE I HAVE FUCK HER AND SHE BECAME TIRED OF ME.

ANU OHIA KIBU.

ORTU NNEGI

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From: Muhammed Abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

so you don't have any thing to do???

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From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Detaills

I tell you I kill you oooooooooooooo mugu barstad

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.

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From: ali duoif <[email protected]>
Subject: good boy

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From: mohammed abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

onye ara ka gi nma, nyere onwe gi aka.

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From: maria ABDUL <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

me I be rugued igbo boy wey dey lag for three
years wether you be usman bello or not that one na
ur business me i no won know wetin i know na my
buiz those things wey you dey talk or do na for
your own big pocket me i dey look eshe face even i
dey even wast my time dey wiruite to you

your sincerely
mugu wete ego.

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From: Qin Wang <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

Obviously, u go soon craze.

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From: Qin Wang <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

You are a real BIG FOOL.
I dey sorry 4 you.

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From: tajudeen datti <[email protected]>
Subject: you a nedked foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. die with that neked

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From: egoamaka jude <[email protected]>
Subject: idiot

Idiot.you will die a horrible death.i have kept you quiet all these while.God will so punish you and you will look for death without seeing any.because you will will look for death.

Anu Oshia

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From: douglas zuma <[email protected]>
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: urgent

My dear brother i do not have time for your shit.

I am here to make a leaving. Ok, so piss off.

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From: frank <[email protected]>
Subject: THANKS

BOY,

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG TIME BASTARD AND LET IT BE WITH YOU ALL YOU SAID .

YOU BETTER GO TO YOUR HOME TOWN AND FUCK YOUR DEAR MUM FROM THE BACK TO SATISFY YOUR HUNGRY DICK....OK. YOU SILLY SCUM BAG.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

THE REAL GEE HIMSELF.

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From: Barrister Anni Okonkwor <[email protected]>
Subject: MAY YOU NEVER SEE PEACE.

MR. MAN ARE U A BASTARD OR ABI THEM SWEAR FOR YOUR PAPA, YOU BASTARD ANIMAL.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:31 pm

I just got this fan mail:

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From: 3165482341 john kelly <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: May 27, 2005 5:18 PM
Subject: BIG FOR FOR THING OMO YOU BE CAW

OMO YOU BE FOOL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOW YOU GO DEY YAM THAT KIND THING FOR YOU BIG FOR THING OMO NNA............. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LOL WTF?????

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:27 pm

also:

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From: 3165482341 john kelly <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: May 27, 2005 5:42 PM
Subject: GUY HOW FAR

OMO THE THING DONE DO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOW FAR NOW ? JUST DEY TRY TO MAKE NA GUY YOU NO SAY NA TO MAKE NA WE DEY SO ONE LOVE MY G WELL YOU FIT MEET ME ON LINE NOW JUST ADD ME UP AT [email protected].

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:16 pm

"Omo" would be the Igbo equivalent of the Pidgin "bros" or "broda." If I remember correctly, Babawilly says that it can have negative connotations as well, although I've never seen it used as such (unless that's what's going on here).

Today's attachments were Janne Pekkala's brilliant voodoo graphics (<a href="http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=369845#369845">Klikka Haar</a>). Oddly, no one has yet sent them back to me, as they often do with my text curses. At least two dozen have sent back the nude photo of reprob8's lad, which is really funny when you think about the mugu saving the thing to his computer so that he can upload it to an email. Thanks so much for the effort, mugus; I laugh every time I see that thing!

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From: tajudeen datti <[email protected]>
Subject: iwu onye ara ,poor man like you . your mama. back to you

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From: mohammed abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

My good friend,
How is your sister, mother Father and the gost of others fine i hope. I can see that you have no job order than sending mail to me , I hereby ask you to contiune, it is your time.

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL

How i wish we will met one day and get to know our selves.
Best regards and God bless you and your riches .

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From: ahmmed coulibaly <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

Hi,

Niggah u dey fuck up 2 much and this is not dey wey a
real niggah does things.

U just want make i dey verst 4 u niggah.
Look 4 your money on the net and let us work together
niggah as a young niggah with full love ok.

I love u and i imposed thesame in U.

Bye and take care

FROM MICHAEL.
I am a niggah like U

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From: anthony maduka <[email protected]>
Subject: death confirmation

listen,
you have dissturb too much therefore you will die from now to next week because that picture whether you or not have sent to ayilala juju
may your soul rest in pieces

(Emphasis added.)

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From: Margret Heinrich <[email protected]>
Subject: WESTERN UNION CONTROL NUMBER

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.YOU ARE GOING TO BE A FOOL FOR EVER.BECAUSE YOU CALL YOURSELF A GUY AND YOU SAW A GUY MAIL AND REPLY .YOU ARE THE MOST MUMU MAN I EVER SEEN.GO TO VILLAGE AND SEE YOUR MOTHER,ALMOST DEAD.

YOUR OGA,

PALESTANIAN LEADER

YASSER ARAFAT

I should add that I've never used that subject.

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From: hamid sankal <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: Details

IKPU NNE GI, GO AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER BASTARD!!!!!. YOUR MOTHER NA REAL ASHAWO.. ROBOT

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From: Larry <[email protected]>
Subject: mgbada oga na waa 4 yuuo

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From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

YOU FOOL LIKE YOU OOO I DEY HERE FOR TO KILL YOU OO YOU COME SEE ME BIG FOOL. YOU DONT MAKE A LEAVING YOU JUST CAUSE NONSENSE AND YOU WILL DIE ALL TIME IN POVERTY FOR GENERATIONS

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.

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From: Kemi Mensah-Williams <[email protected]>
Subject: Please reply in english

Sir,
Your mail has been received. Unfortunately, I could not
read what you wrote. Could you please write in English.

Thanks.
Mrs. Kemi

Did you at least look at the attachments? Don't worry; I'll send them again...

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From: PRINCESS CELESTINA SANKAL <[email protected]>
Subject: sfuck your father

Chuks again (the guy who previously discussed the concept of a dog biting off his amu):

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From: chuks godwin <[email protected]>
Subject: HELLO

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY,

YOUR MUST BE THE BIGEST FOOL ON EARTH. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: MONKEY

you are the most stupid person i have ever seen. no ambition that is why you keep wasting your time and sending those trash. you are notting but a low life idiot.Lazy fool

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 9:33 pm

She has a great name and she hates it when you suggest that her mother wouldn't like her being a scammer.
okoro v. gina [email protected]

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I beg you in the name of Almighty God to stop cursing me.I never had any intention to scam you. I can not do that for any reason. I am a born again Christian ok. Please just tell me that you will not love me period. You call me names and you insult my dead parents.Is up to you.I will not wish you nor your country to see what we all saw in our country during the dark days that give you the afforntary to call me names.I know you are doing this to me probably because of bad experince.I will not altar any annoying statement to you so that God will not be angry with me. But may God forgive you because you don't know what you are saying.

Bye and God bless you.Have a nice day.Gina

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:24 pm

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

PLS I DONT KNOW WHAT U ARE TALKING ABOUT PLS LEAV ME ALONE
Mr. Steve Howard
MANAGING DIRECTOR/CEO
BROWNMIJ COMPANY PLC

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From: JOHN GRAHAM <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE,OKPE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

YOUR MASTER,

DE DON

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From: princess gambo <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

This is your high time to tell how your job was cut by me or you will be wasting your pricious time to curse your mama, Look you must come to compromise with me or Agwo will contune to rekpukwanu na otu nee gi.This will niether help you nor I untill you tell me your job i cut and bein a good Biafra i will leave it it to you without asking for percentage or i will tell the ngbada all you are doing and by them I will see what will happen to anya
OTU NEE GI

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From: Elvis Eyadema <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

BOY BIKO LIVE ME ALONE.FIND SOMETHING TO DO.

ARE U INSEN?

catherine komo again:

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From: cathrine komo <[email protected]>
Subject: hoping to hear from you soon

friend is all over ok we are friend ok ..
bye for now

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From: tajudeen datti <[email protected]>
Subject: GO AND DIE.

YOU MUST DIE00000000000000000000000

Sent twice:

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From: MIKEBILL3 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

isi gbawaaaaaakwa gi,ole,thief carry am go.why do u make stupid reply
and talk.amu gi gbawwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaakwa.i will take your mama to
ashawo house make d guys around scatter her breast and totoooooooo.

mugu

Thought Janne's graphics were funny:

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From: Alomar Peter <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: tranfer info

OSMAN HIMSELF..THE WITCH DOCTOR...YOU ARE TOO MUCH GUY..
AS FROM TODAY,YOU DON BECOME MY MAN..SO FORGET THE PAST USMAN MY GUY..
TELL ME,WHERE U DEY?BASED?
FORGET THE PAST OK?YOU BE GUY,SO COPERATE WITH ME.
I BE YOUR BROTHER TOO.
BYE USMAN,THE DOCTOR.

Quote:

From: john udoka <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: tranfer info

OTU GBAWA WAA GI

Quote:

From: tajudeen datti <[email protected]>
Subject: GO AND DIE.

MY DEAR,

YOU MUST SEE HELL FIRE SINCE I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU AND YOU KEEP ON ABUSING ME, YOU CAN NOT SEE THE END OF THIS YEAR IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

GO AND DIE.

Quote:

From: daniel hills <[email protected]>
Subject: alright..........

you are dam forking idiot that cannot achieve anything good in ur life.

Quote:

From: john taylor <[email protected]>
Subject: MAIL

HI FOOL,
I RETURN ALL THE CURSE BACK TO YOU.YOU ARE CURSED AND YOUR GENERATION IS CURSED EVEN THE ONE TO COME ALL OF YOU ARE CURSED AND CANNEVER SEE GOOD.YOU WILL DIE PREMATURE.
YOU FOOL

Quote:

From: 600 15 <[email protected]>
Subject: CURSE YOU

HEY I CURS YOU MAILBOX.
HEY YOUR FATHER SUCK THE SEMEN OUT OF MY PENIS AND HE LIKE IT.

HAHAHAHAHA
POLO

Quote:

From: larry moore <[email protected]>
Subject: MUMU

U ARE THE MOST BIGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER SEEN ON EARTH
FAKE GUY MAN.

Quote:

From: Steve Moore <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

NA YOUR PAPA FOR HOUSE YOU DE COURSE. STUPID MAN, NON SENSE, IDIOT, MUMU, ODE, FOOL, ILLETRATE, POOR MAN. BLODDY NIGERIAN.

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:11 am

Another group of lads working on Sunday. I mailed about 4000 of them twice each today. Should be fun to see the replies tomorrow morning. What a great way for them to start their week at the Internet cafe that will be.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: our deal

you are nothing but a stack illiterate can you imagine how stupid you are low life idiot. today i realized that you are nothing but is stack illiterate who don�t have a direction. Cant you see how stupid you are Wasting your time writing in the language that i can neither read nor understand fool.

Just keep on wasting your time and sending your stupid mail in your dirty language fool from the presentation of your words i can understand that you are nothing but a school drop out, low life idiot like you. May all that you have sent me return back to you monkey

Quote:

From: ahmmed coulibaly <[email protected]>
Subject: FROM MICHAEL

Dear Basterd,

Fuck you and you sucking niggah will die.

I swear i fuck u up and fuck your dirty asshole

Attached were five pieces of hardcore porn!

Sent thirty times:

Quote:

From: joseph winpoe <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:

I late disvocered that you are one of the idiots i intercepted
their job from here and collected the moeny the maga surpose to
pay you idiots.
I am more tham you both financial, physical, mental and otherwise
If i can see u in person i will pay my boys reasonable money to
kidnap you so that i will use you for ritual for more money to
come in.

Quote:

From: MENSAH OWUSU <[email protected]>
Subject: back to sender

back to sender.

Quote:

From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

YOU FUCK YOU I AM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT SMALL BOY YOU FUCK A GOATS ASS AND THINK IT IS YOUR MOTHER OOOOOOOO YOU ACCOMPLISH NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE BUT PUT COURSES ON ME FOR NOTHING. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. I SWEAR BY MONTHS END YOU WILL BE DEAD IN THE STREETS OF LAGOS AND THE MUMU BOY WILL FUCK YOUR ASS I KILL YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.

Quote:

From: barristerfestus ibe <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

Dear oga,

please dont be anoyed for what happoned i am pleading u with God forgive and forget that
ur my friend from kow i dont no that your a 419 too please dont be anoyed please
regard
barri.

Quote:

From: idris musa <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE:our deal

Dear

I dont know you are very stupid

PLS DO NOT SEND ME THIS RUBISH AGAIN

Quote:

From: Kemi Mensah-Williams <[email protected]>
Subject: Centless fool

You are a despicable and centless fool. But good a thing,
in your mail, you unwittingly mentioned that "THAT YOUR
MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE
FOOD AGAINO". Have you ever spared a thought, even for half
a second, to imgine if we could know ourselves
already-remotely or other wise-it is a small world you
know. But I will leave your excitement to you but the bile
says curse not my annoited and do my prophet no harm.
Good luck and may you continue to thrive in idleness.

Quote:

From: momohosagie <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:our deal

I no go curse you because if i curse you e go catch you instantly but make
you stop to dey fool yourself since na everybody dey hussle im own. The
internet is not meant for USMAN BELLO so becareful b4 u sleep and neva to
wake again ohhhh.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

You are very stupid, no matter who you are. Why cant you
call me on phone?. I am with you here in lagos.

No innocent man in Nigeria, if you claim to be innocent.

Please call.
234-8033899939.
Barrister Dudu Williams..

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: john clark <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: offer

pls may i ask u, what is ur problem, can,t u rest at the moment, at all the business you are into is the same am doing.

don,t mail me again or ur father will die instantly.

Quote:

From: habert collins <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

GUY MAN NAWA FOR U, HERE NA MY NUMBER 08038267060 IF U WAN MAKE I GIVE JOB
WEY GO PAY CALL ME. STOP INSULTING ME. MAKE WE WORK TOGETHER, OK, CALL ME
ASAP

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: Bruce Garnet <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

u dey craze,i no know u ok,abeg tell me who u8 be self

Quote:

From: richard mogan <[email protected]>
Subject: EZEY NA ULOGI EWU OTU NNE GI GBAKWAOKU

DEAR FUCKING BAGER I DONT NO THAT YOU ARE A FOULERSH BAGER

UTURU GBAGBUKWAGI

BOY YOU WUNT GET YOUR HAND BSINSE YOUR COUSER SOMBODER

Quote:

From: Steve Moore <[email protected]>
To: Wilson Ugo <[email protected]>
Date: May 29, 2005 5:42 PM
Subject: Re: our deal

COMON ENGLISH YOU NO SABI, IDIOT. BASTARD. NNA BOY. LOCAL BOY. HOW YOU GO SABI WORK WHEN YOU DON WORK FOR SEVENTY YEARS YOU NEVER SEE ONE DOLLAR. JUST BEG ME AND I GO PITY YOU SEND YOU $1200. IF YOU THINK SAY I DE PLAY, BEG ME AND GIVE ME THE ADDRESS WAY I GO USE SEND AM FROM UK HERE.
POOR BOY LIKE YOU. NA UNA TYPE NO SABI ANYTHING. ALL OF YOUR FAMILY NO GET SENSE. POVERTY NA HIM GO KILL UNA.

ALL THE THING WAY YOU WRITE TO ME BELOW, " SAME TO YOU". JUST READ AM AGIAN MAKE YOU KNOW ALL THE COURSE WAY DE FOLLOW YOU.
YOU MAMA GO DIE, YOUR PAPA DON DIE, ALL YOUR RELATIVES GO DIE, NOBODY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, YOU GO CON RON MAD, CON DE CHOP SHIT, THEN FINALY YOU SELF GO FALL INSIDE RIVER DIE, JUST DE WATCH OUT, BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH, DEATH GO VISIT YOU.
YOU NO KNOW WHO YOU DE DEAL WITH, OZU OZU OZU OZU, VERY SOON NA OZU YOU GO BE.
STUPID MONKEY, ODE , FOWL YANSH, YOU HAVE FEW DAYS TO DIE.
ABEG BEFORE YOUR DEATH, TELL YOU CLOSEST FRIEND SAY MAKE IM SEND ME MAIL AFTER YOU DON DIE SO THAT I GO CON SPONSOR YOU FUNERAL CERIMONY. BECAUSE I GO GLADLY DO AM FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL TO REST.
I KNOW SAY YOU DE FRUSTRATED. THAT IS WHY NOTHING DE WORK OUT FINE FOR YOU.
POOR FOOL, INSTEAD MAKE YOU DON LEARN JOB, YOU DE LEARN HOW TO COURSE. U FOR COMPOSE FORMAT TO DE COURSE PEOPLE AND FIND MAGA WAY GO FALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAH MUUUMUUU. NO SENSE. ALL THE THINGS YOU DE DO NA FUCKING BOOL SHIP. YOU THIS BLODY NNA NIGERIAN EITHER FROM ENUGU OR ONITSHA . HAHAHAHAHA NNA BOY. NO SENSE. COMMON ENGLISH YOU NO SABI AND YOU WAN DO GUY. FUCK UP. FUCK YOU.

ABEG STOP GUY WORK MAKE YOU GO DE CARRY SHEET. NA THAT ONE FIT YOU.

ODE, MUMU, GOAT, COW, FISH, LION , ANIMAL.

FOR THE END OF YOUR NONSENSE MESSAGE, YOU PUT "YOUR OGA " CON PUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
WHO GO CALL YOU? ME? YOU DE WASTE YOUR TIME. SEE AS YOU MUMU REACH. YOU NO EVEN GET COMMON SENSE. NA NIGERIA YOU DE OPERATE AND YO DE HAPPY. WERE AS WE DE LONDON HERE DE ENJOY LIVE AT ITS BEST AND YOU BLOODY POOR NIGERIAN WAN COMPARE YOURSELF WITH US.
I GO BUY YOU, BUY YOUR FAMILY, BUY EVERYTHING ALL YOUR PAPA, MAMA, AND RELATIVES GET, THEN AFTER THAT, I GO MAKE SURE SAY I FUCK ALL THE WOMEN WAY DE YOUR SIDE CON USE THEIR TOTO FOR SALE HERE IN LONDON.
SMELLING THING. SEE AS I DE IMAGINE AS YOU WAN TAKE BE FOR NIGERIA. MUUUMUU.

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:20 am

My first effort at this new game got this reply:

Quote:

your father no send mail come my box again maga like you
you dey anwaer hope head abi which level

Anyone want to translate?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Quote:

From: barristerfestus ibe <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

Dear oga,

please dont be anoyed for what happoned i am pleading u with God forgive and forget that
ur my friend from kow i dont no that your a 419 too please dont be anoyed please
regard
barri.

I liked this one. Bugger atleast admits being a 419er. And heck he calls you 'Oga'! His respect for you went one notch up!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

@egot: what kinda pictures do you send that riles em up so much!
I can imagine an entire row of mugs pounding their keyboard in the cybercafe and hoping the next one didn't see what this one just received! Smile

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:26 pm

@zack

The picture that I've sent the most has been reprob8's famous lad:

NSFW!!

Klikka Haar

In today:

Quote:

From: Michael Dauda <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

FOOL FOOL

FOOL FOOL

FOOL FOOL

FOOL FOOL

FOOL FOOL

FOOL FOOL

(repeated about fifty or sixty more times)

Quote:

From: ali duoif <[email protected]>
Subject: na mumu you be mumu bay you

Quote:

From: john osagie <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

your father is a bastard you are a bastard if you get any offer and u dont want to help cause you are a thief simply delete or you fuck your mother after all you ibos do marry your mother after your father~s death.ogun go kill kill you and your father

Quote:

From: MARYAM ABACHA <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

BOY OTU GBAWAKWA NNE GI DON'T EVER SEND THIS ROBISH AGAIN EWU LIKE U BASTARD
IDIOT.

Quote:

From: scout rolland <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

u be big fool way i don see 4 niger since dem born me

Quote:

From: DR JENNY GEORGE <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

drop dead

Quote:

From: richard mogan <[email protected]>
Subject: GO TO HELL

GO TO HELL

Quote:

From: victor_osadolor osa <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:

offer to ur mama and all ur family, zebe

Quote:

From: ahmmed coulibaly <[email protected]>
Subject: offer

TELEPHONE/911 419 419 419 911.
DIRECT LINE 666666666666666
BLESSING LINE 777777777777777 IS A NUMBER 4 A POT

Mailed back my photo of reprob8's lad, and also a soothing desert scene! I was expecting the other photo to be *DELETED* or something. Nope, he sent me this:

Quote:

From: cindy_nkosi3 cindy <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

fock you off ok?

Quote:

From: kakah diou <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment

NNA U DEY 4 JOB AND U ARE BEHEIVING DIS WAY.OK LET ME WORK ON U.JUST SEE UR LIFE FROM KNOW ON AND TELL ME.

BARSTERD

Quote:

From: Barrister Anni Okonkwor <[email protected]>
Subject: FOOLISH MAN.

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL, ILLITRATE HUMN BEIGN LIKE U. BASTARD ANIMAL WHO WILL
NEVER SEE PEACE ALL THROUGH HIS LIFE.

Huge red font:

Quote:

From: monica koromah <[email protected]>
Subject: BRUTHER

U BI BIG MUMU COS' PEOPLE LIKE BI DOG WEY DE EAT SHET.
MAY GOD SUFFER U AND MAY U NOT SEE FOOD TO EAT.

Huge red font:

Quote:

From: monica koromah <[email protected]>
Subject: THERE BRUTHER

BACK TO THE SENDER

Quote:

From: cindy nkosi <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU ooooooooooooooooooooooo

The above is a quote from my insult, meaning, "may God set you on fire!"

Quote:

From: Amina Bello <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: our deal

mgbda na cho ego. iche na ima ihe katia mu

Quote:

From: eddy guei <[email protected]>
Subject: MASTER CUTER

Dear Basterd

You said that you are a big boy in lagos but you want to die because of
only one maga and i am assuring you that i will cut all your jobs for the
year i promise you .

Quote:

From: eddy guei <[email protected]>
Subject: MASTER CUTER IS HERE AGAIN

Dear Basterd

You said that you are a big boy in lagos but you want to die because of
only one maga and i am assuring you that i will cut all your jobs for the
year i promise you .

Quote:

From: Mrs.Kate Martins <[email protected]>
Subject: fuck off

fuck off and die asshole.

Quote:

From: albert wanden <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

YOU BE REAL MUMU WE NO GET WORK

Quote:

From: benard keenth <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

Mr all what you have been writing in this mail credit shall be your portion for your
toughts has made you a complite incompitence if you are a gay man then look
for your cursed mate to flow i am no your class.
Warning keep off this mail. else

Quote:

From: Tony Morris <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

i think say u know something but i now understand ur a monkey ....kepp it up
my boys will see u in not less than 24 hours beff ... am ur God but u dont
know ...u can call me on my direct line now so we can talk on fone
..08053131748 if ur usman bello

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: alex dajuma <[email protected]>
Subject: funk ur father prick * + you big disesase mannnnnnnnnnnn

Quote:

From: mariam ajaoe <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

maga no ever write me again.fool!!!!!

Quote:

From: Amina Bello <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

Ekwensu gbuo gi onye ibereibe dika gi. Echere na mu wa
bu onye ara di ka gi. Okwa umunnagi dowere nija otu od
ugboia. Lekwa gi onye yoruba na asa be ahu ya ma ofor
gi nywa enwe ego. Onye ohi, ara, ibereibe. Nne gi na
nna gi bu onye ohi, ha so na di na eri ego ndi nija.
Ode bukuru, oloshe, oloribu. thunder gba gbu gi onye
ohi aha
lee onye igbo na si na ya bu onye yourba. ekwensu gbaa
umunne na umunna gi okuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Quote:

From: Mrs.Kate Martins <[email protected]>
Subject: welcome idiot, jim, fuck

go fuck your self and die. ok.

Quote:

From: Mrs.Kate Martins <[email protected]>
Subject: dog.

you can't even read and wrtie well.

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:44 pm

Quote:

Chukwu is an important Igbo deity (the creator). "Nna" is your father. I think "mana" might be "work," or something similar. That's about all I can get out of it. I need to invest in an Igbo dictionary. I get emails where the only words I understand are "amu" and "AIDS."

My first bait was with a lad who called himself "Dr. Henry Nnanna"

Dr. Daddy Daddy?

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:06 am

I sent one of the standard vulgar insults to the "Douglas Morgan Minning Co" of Togo, and guess what... they understand Igbo!

Reply:

Quote:

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY

I wonder what that makes him, as the scammer....

I just lurve this modality.. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 264

Quote:

I feel sorry for you bcos, even your english is bad. spellings the same .You only write in igbo. Poor illiterate.

Interesting. I always wondered why they use a mix of Pidgin and Igbo when communicating with each other, instead of only Igbo. Throwing in some English seems to be a sign of being educated.

Superb, now I have a way to lad slap the YIM mugus when they start talking in igbo.

'u b ineducated mugu, i nt work wit you. fulk off mumu'

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

These insults remind me of the old pre-windows lucasarts game 'secret of the monkey islands' where you become a master pirate by learning to reply to a pirate insult with an appropriate insult!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:11 pm

@zack

Good analogy! I'd forgotten all about that game--what was that, like 1992?

A few more in (although I haven't sent a massmail in the last two days):

Quote:

From: Gay Mugu Goat-fucker <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: offer

YOU ARE A BARSTARD

I am a gay homosexual and I like to fuck goats. Please let me lick your penis and please fuck my ass with your hard man-rod.

Quote:

From: central bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details otu nne gi detail

The above was sent three times, to three different accounts. What the heck kind of bank brings up my mother's vagina in the subject of an email? Here's some more from him:

Quote:

From: central bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT otu nne gi urgent

Quote:

From: central bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: deal otu nne gi urgent

Quote:

From: central bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Payment ur mama toto payment

u nmama ur father ur firo di ro

Quote:

From: anthony maduka <[email protected]>
Subject: IMPORTANT

this is my yahoo messagner barristermaduba you can chat with me or give me ur number again
anthony

Quote:

From: eniola morisson <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: offer

suck it,*DELETED* blood stains on ur dick and 4 u usmam i am coming to get u tonight.ashole.all what u have said will be turned to fortune but be prepare to go
FROM DARE DEVIL

Quote:

From: JOY JONES <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Details

Iwu onyeara biko, I no dey around you at all, so go to hell, I dey try fr u if u dont know

Quote:

From: joy arisited <[email protected]>
Subject: joy

Hello,
How are you dear, hope all is well with you and your family.
dear can you soed me another picture of yours and also i will like you to tell me where to meet you face to face so that we can ttalk tand know what to and on how to be come one.
joy.

With a request that polite, I'll send you two!

Quote:

From: kristian Oslen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

oboy u get time ooo make u use ur time take do somehing better ok. big fool

Quote:

From: PRINCESS CELESTINA SANKAL <[email protected]>
Subject: HERVVyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour

your father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERVVyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HER

Quote:

From: PRINCESS CELESTINA SANKAL <[email protected]>
Subject: your father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HER

your father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERVVyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HERyour father FUCK HIM YOUR MOTHER FUCK HER

Wouldn't have expected such language from a princess...

Quote:

From: alex dajuma <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: our deal

back to sender
fooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
fool

Quote:

From: john anta <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: our deal

pls brother
i will like to know if u have gone mad before
00971 50 4640701
opnyeka

Don't call him.

Quote:

From: emma65 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: thanks

akpa-amu gi,
ibu ezigbo iti.abugom gi onu na i gahgha abanata uru na uwa.ebe na imaro
ihe. inwa anwa deta ihe ebea ozo amu gi adowa.\

idiot,

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

@ergot: do you bait the same lads or different ones? Must suck for the lads if they get repeated abuse day after day! And choicest abuse too and in their native tongue for their convenience!

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:06 am

I have a pool of lads who get insults/curses/death threats mailed to them. Right now I think it's around 4000. I add 100-300 every day, and they stay in the pool for as long as their email addresses keep working. Every mugu in the pool gets insulted at least once every day (with the exception of three or four days when I was too busy to send out the massmail). In other words, some of these lads (about 1700) have been getting these insults daily for almost a month now, but others are receiving them for the very first time. Addresses only get removed from the pool if they bounce because the account is deaded, or if they've bounced from being too full for several days in a row.

If anyone cares, the addresses are harvested by a dataminer script for Mozilla Mail that I found on the Web. If anyone knows of a dataminer for Thunderbird, please PM me. I was planning on developing one myself but haven't had time.

In this evening:

Quote:

From: Larry <[email protected]>
Subject: MUMU

MUMU DE WORRY YOU

Quote:

From: Mr.Bonsen Tomas <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: transfer

fok u

Quote:

From: Mrs.Esther siaka <[email protected]>
Subject: BIKO GBAHARA M ONYE NMEHIE

My brother,
why are you disturbing me all these while?if you aren not interested in my proposal,why not leave me alone.

Biko i beg you to stop sending all those attachement of men in nude.

BYE FROM ONYE BIAFRA
esther siaka.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: transfer

Ideal Brain.

You will never collect money for this game.

Use your time to play. Poverty will hit you and your family.

Quote:

From: austin madu <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: transfer

your pennis is too small.why? i wu onye ara as i heard.

Quote:

From: micheal uzo <[email protected]>
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

BACK TO SENDER!

Quote:

From: claudio kabila <[email protected]>
Subject: death is going to be your porssion this week weither you like it or not cach it and claim it idiot

Attn: Jim,

Am in receipt of your mail.

mean while, you have shows me that your mother is a mad woman that is why you too are mad could you emagging your life ok let me ask you aquestion are a humanbeing? infact you desave to die inshot you are already deid .

instead of you not to die this week i will tress you on your useless line you give to your grand father do think that i will not know what you are falking saying i went to translate your laguage only to descover that you are curssing your garnd father not me you stupid thing. could you immagin your photo like person that surfring from HIV i pity for those stupit thing call there self girls that you are deating with there all contaminated which you are the curse. you will not mis your death day this week i wish you that devil bee with you and struck you till you die.

Am waiting to somebody to tell me the they will put you in grave any moment from now

because you are a basterd i know all people that contributed the blood that formed you there all died so what are you waiting for all i know is that you most die this week wiether you like it or not you better kill your self after reading this mail before devil will meet you on the road because it is going to be hot with you you fulking idiot.

Quote:

From: Tariq Nazir <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: transfer

Heyyyyyyy wooooo,MMeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

You just resemble my granny's lost he-goat of 11 years
now, INSHA ALLAHU I will rush go tell granny say I don
see the he goat and the he-goat don get better name
now Edward Wallace and usman Mumu.

You Be onye ahia rod.
fake jew

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Abuse for a month? Ouch! That's gotta hurt! Keep up the good work! Throw in a liberal mixture of digusting pictures to keep the mugus frothing!

Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Quote:

From: Mrs.Esther siaka <[email protected]>
Subject: BIKO GBAHARA M ONYE NMEHIE

My brother,
why are you disturbing me all these while?if you aren not interested in my proposal,why not leave me alone.

Biko i beg you to stop sending all those attachement of men in nude.

BYE FROM ONYE BIAFRA
esther siaka.

This one's a classic!
And all the mugu did was to make an offer to share his wealth!