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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:42 pm

EDIT: deleted "in progress" from the thread title.

Over the last two days, I estimate that I've sent the following email to about nine hundred mugus:

Quote:

From: Musa Usman
Subject: Re: URGENT

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

Now, let's see how they respond:

Quote:

From: debra ogie <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Ainmal like Musa Usman ,
you be fulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllok now god go make you mad.

GUY

Quote:

From: edward bumayo <[email protected]>
Subject: AMU NNAGI AMU NNAGI AMU NNAGI AMU NNAGI

Quote:

From: frank Kwesi <[email protected]>
Subject: THANKS FOR HELPING ME KEEPING MY RECORDS.

ABILITY,

Remember the EFCC spars no body irrespective of your
position.Stop holding on my job alone with out getting
back to me.

I tought you said the job is no longer existing,it is
better we put things in shape despite all this
hudles.I dont know when you stop respecting your
elders.

ABOGU BANKERS

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From: Qin Wang <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

NA U BE THE HIGEST MUGU.
Come collect money now. OLE. yeyeman. alainikanse.

Quote:

From: Joseph Ego <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT

You Entire Family !!!

Quote:

From: BEN ANDREW <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

AS YOU HAVE SAID TO ME.........BACK TO SENDER..BCOS THIS IS HOLYGHOST ZONE SORRY FOR YOU BCOS YOU ARE FINISHED ALREADY

Quote:

From: Alex <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT

same to you

Quote:

From: Takahashi Yamamoto <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

i wish u d same,you your family and your generation,DAN HISKA,IYALAYA BABA E,E NA PU ARA,IKPU NNEGI DI KA RIVER NIGER

Quote:

From: Takahashi Yamamoto <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

I WISH U ,YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR GENERATION THE SAME THING,DAN HISKA,BARAWO BANZA,IYALAYA BABA E,OMO ALE,ARA GBAPU INA GI,IKPU INE GI DIKA RIVER NIGER.UMEMEM.OMONOZOZO.

Quote:

From: kossavi agbaglato <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

Old boy na wa for you, why you dey behave like ngbada.

Quote:

From: Wang Qin <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

ur papa

Quote:

From: Zenith Bank <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

YOU ARE TALKING TO YOUR MUM AND DAD AT HOME AND ALL YOU FAMILY MEMBER AND THE OLDEST MAN IN YOUR FAMILY YOU FOOL.

WETIN YOU TOO DEY FIND BY THIS KIND TIME.
MUMU.

Quote:

From: jafaur alam <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT FOOL LIKE YOU,

Dear big fool like usman,

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

Quote:

From: suleiman abubakar <[email protected]>
Subject: WHY THIS INSULT

Why are you insulting the owner of this email address? Why don't you explain why instead of hiding under an email shadow.

Waiting your response.

Quote:

From: Woo <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: ISI EWU READ THIS...

EWU,OZU,EWE,ODE,OLOSHI,ZUBULUS ELEMENT,NONETITY OBROSHO,UDENSI,OMONONAYO,IREMATIC IDIOT,BARAWO BANZAI,UR MAMA ASHEWO,UR PAPA THIEF.

FOOLISH BAMBOO....

Oooh, so I'm a bamboo, am I?

I'll try to post more as they come in...

Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:07 pm

It'd be sorta helpful if you told us what that means.... Question

Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:23 pm

Sorry for not clarifying the meaning of the ASEM. I made an insulting comment regarding the sexual practices of the recipient's father, called them a mugu, suggested that they kill themself, voodoo curse, etc. And the love just keeps on coming...

Quote:

From: albert wanden <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

MUGU YOU WILL REMAIN POOR FOR EVER

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

your papa nar mugu idiot

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From: lee chen <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

i believe you are the biggest fool i have ever heard from.
stay in the house and eat ur mom's food thinking you are a
big person inbersile.

Quote:

From: charles <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

what did i do to u, that deserve those bullsh*t

(Note that I have slightly edited Charles' message for language.)

Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:44 pm

HAHAHAAA

Quote:

sexual practices of the recipient's father

HAHAHAAAA

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 623

Quote:

THIS IS HOLYGHOST ZONE

This is bat country! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:17 pm

And a few more...

Quote:

From: Martins Okafor <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHH
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHA
YOU BE CORRECT MUMUOOOOOOOOOO,IF U NO GET MAGA NO BE FIGHT NOW.
EVEN A LINE OF CORRECT ENGLISH YOU NO FIT WRITE.
WHO DEY TEACH U 419 SEF?yOU BETTER GO BACK TO ARMED ROBBERY WEY YOU SABI DO,BUT WATCH YOUR BACK COS I AM COMING FOR YOUR HEAD .LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Quote:

From: mariam abacha <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Re: URGENT

Nna Ke ijehj,

Why you dey do me sooooooooooooo
-- [[email protected]] --

Quote:

From: Mrs. Suha Arafat <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Re: URGENT

SEE UR MOUTH ONYE WAYO LIKE U

FOOL

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From: Qin Wang <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

I feel sorry for you bcos, even your english is bad. spellings the same .You only write in igbo. Poor illiterate. If u no do G, wetin u fit do again???? Rob!!!ARMED ROBBER. ounyeoshi!!!!!!!!!!.
come make i teach you work.

Quote:

From: williams alex <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: FULL

YOUR PAPA, GOD GO KILL YOU.

Quote:

From: magret hatch <[email protected]>
Subject: KEEP FOOLING YOUR SELF!! (IDIOT)

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND WILL REMAIN A BIG FOOL FOREVER, AND THAT IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO GET SOMETHING MEANNINGFUL IN YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL REMAIN A USELESS MAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

BASTARD

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

Did he sign it "Bastard". Is he not telling us something?...hehehe

Quote:

From: magret hatch <[email protected]>
Subject: KEEP FOOLING YOUR SELF!! (IDIOT)

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND WILL REMAIN A BIG FOOL FOREVER, AND THAT IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO GET SOMETHING MEANNINGFUL IN YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL REMAIN A USELESS MAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

BASTARD

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 623

Quote:

I feel sorry for you bcos, even your english is bad. spellings the same .You only write in igbo. Poor illiterate.

Interesting. I always wondered why they use a mix of Pidgin and Igbo when communicating with each other, instead of only Igbo. Throwing in some English seems to be a sign of being educated.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:07 pm

I thought this was over by now, but they keep writing...

Quote:

From: JACBELLO1 <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

Thanks for your abuse but back to sender. U are stupid i was only
trying to make u big boy in life olosho

Quote:

From: boateng deric <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Do you know that you are the BIGGEST MUGU in this
generation? IDIOT,

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: animal like you, fool

useless musa usman, fuck you and your motherand all your friends. useless
idiot like you shekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

i dont understand you if you are will to do the business with me please
send me your phone number and fax and your account number ok
barrister adams jude

Quote:

From: nancy kone <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

mpa gi na mma nwu na abali ta.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

your papa nar mugu idiot

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:38 pm

What exactly does your insult mean? - I would like to try it on one of my auto responder accounts Laughing

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:09 pm

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU = "Your father performs oral sex upon himself"

YOU MUMU = "You mugu"

PASS YOURSELF. = "Kill thyself"

ODE BURUKU = "Stupid idiot"

OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH = Not sure but I think this is voodoo stuff. Saw it in a lad's email posted on here.

AMU NNAGI,IGBU NNEGI = Something about your parents. If I were going to do this again, I would replace this phrase with "nnegi wu akwuna nnagi wu onye ohi", which is, "your mother is a prostitute, your father is a theif." I get the impression that this is along those lines, anyway.

FOOL LIKE YOU. = "U b dey mgbada."

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Great stuff.... I have just changed one of my old baiter account's auto responder to read the following!

Quote:

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.

I get about 20 to 30 419 emails a day into that account! lets go fishing Wink

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:22 pm

Hahah! - those are some mean words! - I placed that message in a vacation message - within four hours I got this reply! Shocked

You gotta love a lad when he is upset! they get all tongue tied!

john kunle wrote:

GUY E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU SMALL SMALL,FOOL HOW U WAN MAKE I KNOW SAY YOU BE FOOL NOW ,ODE ,ILLETERATE ,YOUR PAPA PRICK,YOUR MAMA TOTO .

YOU NO GO DIE BETTER.ILLETERATE LIKE YOU.I NO EVEN SURE SAY YOU DON EVER TOUCH DOLLAR FOR YOUR LIFE.

EMPTY BARREL LIKE YOU,OLODO.YOU NO FIT SEE BETTER FOR YOUR LIFE.NA MAKE YOU NO COMMOT FOR THAT CAFE THIS MORNING UNLESS EAGLE GO CARRY YOU.ABI THEM NO TELL YOU SAY EAGLE DON THEY CARRY PEOPLE WEY NO GET SENSE?

BIG FOOL LIKE YOU,GO FIND WORK FOR FARM FOR VILLAGE,NO BE YOUR TYPE THEY ENTER NET,NA PEOPLE WEY GET SCOPE THEY ENTER NET.

THAT WAN SUPPOSE DON DO YOU TODAY,IF YOU NEED MORE,YOU FIT MAIL ME BACK THEN YOU GO SEE FIRE.OOOLLLLLOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:42 pm

Quote:

IF YOU NEED MORE,YOU FIT MAIL ME BACK THEN YOU GO SEE FIRE

Can't you invite him to rantforum.net? Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:59 pm

I love that idea! Laughing

- Anyone care to put together an appropriate invite! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Never realized English could be twisted to this extent!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:45 pm

Why does the lads some times write "back to sender" in the reply when they have been insulted?

Example:

Quote:

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGA HOW DO YOU MEAN A VERY BIG MUMU LAKE YOU .YOU DONT
KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY THEN YOU WILL BE A POOR FOR EVER.
BACK TO SENDER

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

@hobbes: I guess it means whatever insults you threw at me, it is back to you. Childish

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:41 am

@Ergot
I fell in love with this modality and have, of course, hijacked it for my own amusement. Just sent 500 lads the following email:

Nne gi na Nna gi na umunnegi nile nwukwa idiot. Nne gi bu akwunna. Nna gi na ara mkpuru amu. Amu jie gi. Agwo tupiakwa gi anya. Egbe burukwa umu gi. Ama nna gi chiekwa. Chineke kpokwa gi oku.

Onye ohi, igaghi ahu ife oma na ndu gi. Ka m juo gi? Mugua obu Nne gi ka obu Nna gi? Olee i he ina ebere akwa, You bastard. Uchu gba kwa gi ,onye aji ike nsi,ihere adighi eme gi,otule di ka gi.

AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI

Chineke kpokwa gi oku,

I won't translate the whole thing; but it insults the mugu, his mother, his mother's crotch hair, his father, his siblings, and finishes up "May God rain thunder and fire on your head".

As compensation for my blatant modality stealing, I promise you 40% of any and all responses. I will keep them safely in a trunk-box until they can be delivered to you. This offer is, of course, 110% risky free Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

@slayerfaith: Please do post any and every response. This is good stuff!

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:23 pm

@Fr. Mycrackin--

Great idea putting it on an autoresponder! You may actually get better results that way than I did, since I just mailed it to one random lad and BCC'd the other nine hundred (stealing the lads' own modality).

If you've got it replying with that insult to every mail that comes in, that means that the lads would get it mailed to them a second time upon replying to it. Which may prompt them to write back a second time. I'm reminded of lads spending hours talking to chatbots...

@SlayerFaith--

Wow, that's a great one! Definately share what you get from that thing!

Incidentally, did anyone else notice that some of the scammers think they know me, even accuse me of stealing money from them? I created a brand-new Gmail account to mail that insult from; never been used before. Which makes it even funnier, as far as I'm concerned. Lot of paranoia there.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:19 pm

^^^ Actually my autoresponder keeps track of who it replies to so it only sends them one reply! - needless to say - I have only had the one reply back so far! - I will check it again next week, if do do not clear that damn email box it fills up every couple of days!

Although I must be honest it is a lot easier to have it in an autoresponder than mass emailing. If you want your own just sign up for a free elitemail.org - it works well!

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:26 pm

WOO HOO!!! SUCCESS!!!! Very Happy

It appears that some lads DO work weekends, here's what I woke up to this morning:

Quote:

WEAK ASS FUCKED UP N*GGER:
Ezi,

i bu ezi, nne gi, nna gi, ha amaghi ihe. ibu osho. mama gi bu ikpu ka o na ara we zua gi

mbada ezi di ka gi

Quote:

Oloshi Urgent
Thesame to you.
Yagba ru kwa ragi azu oh.

Oloshi were niahh
Mugu.

Quote:

Re: Urgent
GO AND BURN IN HELL YOU MASTERSPUSS!!!!!!!

Quote:

Ur life
Surely you will never see good. Calamity will surelly be ur potion in life,
bye to the good things of life.
Nigerian 419 fool.

In b4 two weeks you will be in jail
Apostle

Quote:

Ndewooooooooooooooo.
agoh sagbukwagi.
oyen ori.

I also got one from some doof that obviously either didn't read what I wrote, or isn't Igbo AND didn't read what I wrote:

Quote:

Urgent,
Thanks for your mail.

I need you to send me all information�s for me to
apply in your names as the beneficiary of the claims
of the funds... blah blah blah

Can anyone translate the Igbo responses? A couple of these fools (particularly the one that called me the "N" word), are gonna have some responses coming to them as a surprise Twisted Evil

Thanks for the fun modality, Ergot!!! This is cracking me up!!!!

[EDIT]- Better and better! This just in:

Quote:

DEAR FRIEND
MISTER MAN,YOU ARE A FOOL AND SHALL REMAIN POOR FOREVER.PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER THAT IS TO SAY,YOU ARE A BASTERD RAISE TO POWER 10.YOU ARE A BABOON.I SAW YOU MAKING LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER AND SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AS A HIV CARRIER.
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:13 am

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

i dont understand you if you are will to do the business with me please
send me your phone number and fax and your account number ok
barrister adams jude

Some lads just can't understand the concept of being insulted Laughing

<edit> Ergot: Great modality! Thumbs up