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 Rex Enefex - professional snatch and milf hunter

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Dj Tricky
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After much fun with BMW's, cheating husbands and crazy lesbians, I figured that it was time for a new character. Introducing Rex Enefex professional snatch and milf hunter - he drinks, he smokes, he chases (hunts) after women and he really has no idea about anything except drinking, smoking, hunting and women. Mr Lucky is about to find out how much fun it is having Rex as a business partner...

Mr Lucky invites Rex to wheel and deal with him.

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FROM: MR. LUCAS LUCKY
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL: + 27-83-9977991.

ATTN: PRESIDENT/MANAGING DIRECTOR.

PROPOSAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

My name is, MR.LUCAS LUCKY the elder son of Mr. DAVID
LUCKY of Zimbabwe. This might be a surprise to you
about where I got your contact address. I got your
address from the South African Chamber of Commerce in
Johannesburg, South Africa.

During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe
from the supports of our President Robert Mugabe to
claim all the white-owned farms to his party members
and his followers, he ordered all white farmers to
surrender all farms to his party members and his
followers.

My father is One of the best farmers in our country
and because he did not support Mugabes ideas, Mugabes
supports invaded my fathers farm and burnt everything
in the farm, killing my father and made away with a
lot of items in my fathers farm.

Before his death, my father had deposited with a
Security Company in Johannesburg, South Africa the sum
of US$10 MILLION (TEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).
After the death of my father, we decided to move to
the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited
the money in the Security Company as valuables.

So I decided to contact overseas firm and companies
that will assist me to move this money out of South
Africa because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to
operate any Bank Account within South Africa. We have
agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your
assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses
that may be incurred in the course of this transaction
while 70% will be for me and my family to invest in
your country.

All I want you to do is to furnish me with your entire
personal phone and fax numbers for easy communication.
You can contact me on the above Telephone numbers.
Note that this transaction is 100% Risk free and
absolutely confidential.

Thanks and God bless.

Best Regards

MR. LUCAS LUCKY


Well Rex is curious, does Lucky hunt too?

Quote:
My dear business partner,

I have read your proposal and am willing to help you with your
transaction, but before we go ahead, I have but one question. Here in
the US I am a professional snatch and milf hunter. I have been hunting
wild snatch and milfs for the last 20 years and my trophy room is very
impressive. I was wondering what the hunting was like over there? Do
you have lots of wild snatch and milf that can be hunted and mounted?
Please tell me more about your snatch in your next mail - perhaps one
day I can hunt with you over there or you could come over here and I
could line you up with a milf or two.

Regards
-Rex


Now Mr Lucky is curious....

Quote:
DEAR REX,
I DO NOT UNDRESTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY MILF HUNTER?
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME MORE.

GIVE ME YOUR CONTACT DETAILS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

THANKS


He's never hunted milf? What kind of a man is Rex dealing with here??? Laughing

Quote:
Lucky,

The milf is a very strange animal indeed - sometimes the best bait is
shiny things, sometimes expensive processed fragrances seem to attract
them and sometimes when they're away from their alpha mail and their
little ones they get blasted willingly. I hunt and mount them whenever
I can - last year I got a nasty scar on my inner leg when I was
fighting against two alpha males when they caught me with my shotgun
half cocked, but I wouldn't do anything else, there's nothing like the
thrill of the hunt.
Do you hunt yourself? I heard there is a lot of skank over there, do
you find that there's a big skank problem there?
Anyway here's my contact details - if you have Milfmail you can get
easily find me, my username is Bigdaddymilfhunter99. Looking forward
to your next mail - maybe you could send me a picture of some wild
skanks in their natural environment over there.
Please tell me what to do next.
Regards
-Rex


Hope he's never seen American Pie... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Promising start to what I'm sure will be another funny as feck bait Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me, me, I know what a milf is. jump_4_joy Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milf

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that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Unome - I can't wait til you find another meaning for snatch or skank Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Snatch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snatch

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"a film, Snatch by director Guy Ritchie" or "the snatch, a type of weightlifting."



Skank http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank

Quote:
In Britain, the meaning is rather different, referring to someone who is tight with their money. Thus a teenager complaining 'my mom is a scank' has rather different meanings on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.


Skanking Shocked

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Skanking (form of dance) A dance associated with ska music. Skanking has developed over the years since its origin in Jamaica, adapting to the new speed and sound of modern ska. Skanking has also been incorporated into punk dancing, usually in circle pits.



Dj Tricky http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dj_Tricky

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"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahahaha, very well done Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if the

Quote:
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are familiar with the alternative expansion of their acronym? Laughing

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