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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:51 pm

Anita Hanchob gets a letter from a Barrister! Surprised

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "bright_ag @ wanadoo. es" <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2005 1:03 PM
Subject: URGENT INVESTMENT WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY

From The Desk of
Barr ,Kenneth Lukeman
Kennethman & Associates(UK)
London-UK
Office: [email protected]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Re: Investment Capital.

Your contact has been gotten from, after a search for a person whom we can jointly invest Trust in and also solicit a Honourable partnership with.

I represent a client and my client has interest to do business relative to investments in your country in areas related to agriculture or any business of your choice, to initiate a proper and structured relationship:

Please let me know what your response will be to an offer to receive investment funds in cash if:

1. The said fund amounts to Twelve Million, Five hundred Thousand British Pounds (#12.5M)
2. The said fund is in cash and will be transferred to you in same state.
3.The fund is intended to be invested through your agency in the purchase of facilities and assets, for the said purposes within your country.

4. This transaction will result in you being paid a commission of 15% off the investment capital.

5.The fund owners desire absolute confidentiality and professionalism in the handling of this matter.

Please respond urgently if you are interested.

Best Regards,
Barr. Kenneth Lukeman

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2005 3:16 PM
Subject: Re: URGENT INVESTMENT WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY

Hello Barrister lad
how are they hanging big boy?
send me some proof of who you are and i'll do business with you,
anita

Barrister Bright boy replies:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 5, 2005 3:48 PM
Subject: YOUR RESPONSE

Attn: Anita

Thanks for your urgent response, I and my client are ready to invest through you in your country, to get this start up, we will want to have your full detail, as to move the fund to you in your country.

You are to send your full name, country, state, city, street, zip code, phone and fax number, This will guarantee the sefaty move of the fund through the online finance banking or diplomatic delievery by the security company where the fund is kept for safety at present.

Once the above information is send, I will send to you the certificate of deposit that will help you to claim the fund and deposit to your account or finance house for investment. Note that you will be the head of the investment for my client in your country, therefore I and my client would like to know on what you choose to invest on with this fund, if Agriculture is not your field of profession. Any other investment will equelly be welcome with you as you are heading the investment.

I will give to you all you want from me, the moment you show that you are out to help my client and myself in handing this investment.

I look forward to your urgent reply.

Regards,

Barrister.Kenneth Lukeman .

Anita (the slut) replies to the Barrister:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 6, 2005 9:47 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR RESPONSE

hI BARRISTER,
I DON'T KNOW, i'M A WOMAN YOU KNOW, AND i FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE SENDING A
STRANGER ALL MY DETAILS. HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T COME AND RAPE ME OR
SOMETHING? I NEED TO SEE YOUR IDENTIFICATION FIRST. SHOW ME YOURS AND
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE. HINT HINT
PURRRR,
ANITA

Razz

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:55 pm

The Barrister replies:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 6, 2005 3:44 PM
Subject: MAKE UP YOUR MIND

DEAR ANITA,

i AM SURPRISED YOU TALKING OF RAPE, WHEN WE MEAN BUSINESS, IS YOU ONLY A WOMAN THAT I WILL BE TAKING MY TIME TO GET YOUR ADDRESS FOR FOLK, WHERE THERE ARE THOUSAND AND ONE BY OUR SIDE 24HOURS DAILY.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE CAN JUST MOVE THIS FUND TO YOU ON THE AIR, NO ADDRESS, NOTHING TO ESTABLISH OUR RELATIONSHIP. BASICALLY YOU WILL GET MY INFORMATION AS WELL. I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR TRUST TO YOURSELF FIRST AND COME OUT FOR BUSINESS.

GET BACK TO ME IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

REGARDS,

BARR.KENNETH LUKEMAN

Anita writes back:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 7, 2005 6:10 AM
Subject: Re: MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Dear Barrister,
There may be thousands of women in YOUR country, but I doubt there are
thousands of beautiful, sexy BLONDE women like ME near you. I KNOW how
you African men want to ravage me. You simply will not be able to
control your lust once you see my beautiful, sexy body.
Now listen here, buster, I already told you that I want to do this
business deal. Can I be more clear than that? So you must send me your
information and stop beating around the bush. Hop to it, Mr.
Barrister,
purrrrrrrrr
Anita

Laughing

The Barrister replies:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 7, 2005 3:18 PM
Subject: YOUR URGENT REPLY

Hello Gambo

Tell the client to that u are now in london with the
United Kingdom Law Chambers and the he can contact you with this contact information below

TELEPHONE: 447749495477.

You have to send your information urgently as we have to be up and doing. call me if you want us to laugh togather.

Thanks,

Barr.Kenneth Lukeman

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:59 pm

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 8, 2005 4:52 PM
Subject: Re: YOUR URGENT REPLY

Hello Barrister,
Now see here, what does this "Gambo" mean? Is that some sort of
African curse? It had better not be or I'll grip your balls most
firmly when we meet and make you howl in pain.
Now, in all seriousness, why must I tell the security company that I'm
in London? Do I need to sign anything? Are there any fees I'll need to
pay to you to make this deal complete? Please let me know. I'll try to
call you soon, dear.
Regards,
Anita

To be continued...? Cool

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:27 pm

The barrister replies:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 9, 2005 7:30 AM
Subject: YOUR URGENT REPLY

Dear Anita,

My client want to know if you can come to London, as you would move the fund cash by yourself.

The money you will spend is opening of account with the online banking or the cost of delivery the consignment as you receive it from the diplomat.

Get back to me urgently to know what to do.

Thanks,

Barr.Lukeman K.

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:31 pm

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 9, 2005 9:24 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR URGENT REPLY

Barrister,
I can't just drop everything right this minute and fly off to London
you know. I don't see why we can't do this by e mail and electronic
transfer. This IS the 21st century you know. Now stop playing around
big boy and let's get on with this business. Let me know what I'll
need. And what the hell does gambo mean you wanker.
Love ya,
Anita

To be continued...? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:22 pm

The Barrister replies:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 10, 2005 3:02 PM
Subject: CONFIRM

Dear Anita,

I have concluded with my client to send this fund to you through online banking, I want you to confirm this so that I will give you the contact of the online backing for you to contact them and get your account with them so that we will move the fund to you this week.

Get back to me urgently.

Barr.Lukeman K.

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:25 pm

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob <
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 10, 2005 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: CONFIRM

Hi Barrister Gambo Wanker,

ok TELL THE BANK PEOPLE TO SEND THE STUFF MY WAY, BIG FELLA. I'm ready
to conclude this business deal.
purrrr,
Anita

Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:26 pm

The Barrister writes:

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 11, 2005 5:49 AM
Subject: YOUR INFORMATION

Dear Anita,

I want you to send your particulars as demanded earily to process the form of transfer from the security company, so that bank will send you their contact and also to know where you from and your age.

I am waiting for your urgent response as every other thing is done to move this fund to you.

Regards,

Barr.Lukeman K.

Anita replies:

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 11, 2005 12:17 PM
Subject: Re: YOUR INFORMATION

Hi Big fella,

OK fine, what particulars do you need? My bra size? Sheesh. You are
very demanding, and I have yet to see any form of identification from
YOU so how do I know you are not some God damn rapist.
I'm a very beautiful woman, you know, so why should I trust you, a
complete stranger and a foreigner to boot, and you haven't even sent
me your identification. So put up or shut up, and THEN I'll send you
my particulars AND my dirty panties if you wish Barrister Gambo.
Love ya,
Anita

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:16 pm

Uh oh, Mr. Barrister did not like Anita's last e mail! Laughing

Quote:

From: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
To: "anitahanchob
Date: Apr 11, 2005 3:25 PM
Subject: YOUR INFORMATION OR QUIT

Hi Big Harlot,

You need to be serious in business, I am sorry I don't deal with people of your kind, street harlot. I am not talking of your dirty things you said, I know you have no home, nothing to show as a figure in life.

You need to go into a quite place and ask God to forgive you for the men you have destoried ok, this is an opportunity to change your life but your crazy deceiving body never want you to be focus, I am more than what you thought you have with you ok. If you are serious I will consider you.

I wish you all the best.

Barr.Lukeman K.

The NERVE! Well, Anita won't take that crap from ANYONE!

From: AnitaHanchob
To: bright agwu rudy <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 11, 2005 4:06 PM
Subject: Re: YOUR INFORMATION OR QUIT

Dear Assclown
YOU *DELETED*!
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A HOMOSEXUAL, GAY MAN. AND A THIEF. YOU ARE SCARED
TO GIVE ME YOUR IDENTITY PAPERS, THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INTERNET
SCAMMER.
STOP HAVING SEX WITH GOATS YOU GAY BASTARD! NOW SAY SORRY OR I SWEAR
I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
Love,
Anita

Most likely...THE END. Cool

*Readers, feel free to send this lad as much goat pr0n that you wish. Wink

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