Tale of the very very very very patient mugu

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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:40 pm

hi all,
this ones a little different from the rest, still its quite amusing and is still ongoing.

the funny thing is that my character is somewhat forgetful Laughing

let me know what you think.....

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PLEASE I NEED AN URGENT ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It is with hope that I write to seek your helpin the context below.
I am Hajia Mariam Abacha, wife of Nigeria's former head of state; Late
General Sani Abacha, whose sudden death occurred on the 8th of June
1998. Since my husband died, I have been thrown into a state of
utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness by the present civilian
administration.
The security agents in the country have subjected me to physical and
psychological torture.
My son (Mohammed Abacha) isstill under detention arraigned before the
federal high court of
Nigeria for an offence he did notcommit. As a widow that is so
traumatized, I am hopeless with
my present faith. You must have heardover the media reports on the
recovery of various sumsof
money deposited by my late husband with various security firms.

Some companies willingly gave up their secret and disclosed our money
confidently lodged there, or many, outright blackmail. Infact the total
sum discovered by the
government so far is in the tuneof $700 Million USD and they are ! not
relenting to makeme poor
for life. I came in contact with your name and address in a website
and would want to have good
confidence in you as I view you to be a responsible personality.

I have no doubt about your capacity and good will to assist me in
receiving into your custody ( for safety)the sum of $40.3 Million USD
willed and deposited safely in
my favour by my late husband. This money iscurrently kept in Safe
Deposit Box (SDB) at a security
firm within Europe. As it is legally required, the administration of
my late husband's property is under
the authority of the family's Consultant Mr.George Lewis.

The investigative teams set up by my government have submitted their
report after freezing almost all our account. Fortunately, our family
Consultantr had secre ly protected the personal will of my husband from
the notice of the investigators
and have strictly advised that the $40.3m USD be urgently moved to an
overseas account of any trust
worthy but ANNONYMOUS foreign family friend without delay, for security
reasons.

All our traveling papers have been seized by the government thereby
preventing us from traveling and all the local and international outfit
of our business empire seized. This sum of money is our only hopetostay
alive.

I have there fore agreed to compensate your goodself with 30% of the
total deposit when you finally the deposit box from the security firm
and
lodged in your account.

They have equally guaranteed 100% risk-freeand smooth transfer. If you
are interested inassisting me, you can write me through my e-mail,
please reply direct to this email address; ([email protected])

For obvious security reasons, it is imperative that you keep all our
communication very secret. Do not mention my family, sname or disclose
the transaction to anybody. If you are not interested in assisting me,
still get in touch so that I can make alternative arrangement as time is
of theessence.

Please do not expose me.

Best Regards,
Hajia mariam Abacha

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Dear Hajia mariam Abacha,
I am so sorry to hear about your loss, it must be a very sad time for you, and I pray that your God is with you to offer you the strength that you need through these troublesome times, just as my God helps me through mine.
I too am a widower, my wife having passed away as a martyr for my churches cause, ofcourse it still causes me great greif, and in helping you, I can help myself using the funds you offer to continue in the building of my church.

I look forward to your reply, and may whatever God you worship look over you.

God Bless

Father Dicon Mihed
Church of the Great Chippan In The Sky

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My dear Dicon Mihed,

I thank you for your mail and content well noted, also i must have to
show my appreciation towards your willingness to assisting me to a
loqical conclusion of the pending luerative transaction of which all stand
to benefit immensely.

What you are to do, is to forward me your full name,your age, your home
address and telephone/fax number to enable the attorney leqally placed
all the documents in your name and once this is done.

All the documents will be send to you for your record, then you will
proceed to go to europe for the claim of the boxes from the security
company.

When you get to europe claim the boxes from the security company then
pay it in to any bank of your choice then from there transfer to your
bank.

Please forward your telephone/fax number, your age and home
address.also forward it to my attorney.

Please for further information contact my attorney Barr. George Lewis.

his email:([email protected])

Best Regards,

Haji Mariam Abacha.

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Dear Haji
God Bless, I am very happy that I can be of assistance to you. My address is

Father Dicon Mihed
Church of the Great Chippan In The Sky
Graveyard End
Wiltshire
WLT1 5RQ

I am 74 Years Old. Date of birth 30/01/30 it was my birthday last week Cool

I am not on the phone, so cannot send you a number. The use of phones is against my religion, they are devil machines!

I look forward to hearing from you.

Father Dicon Mihed
Church of the Great Chippan In The Sky

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MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU ASSISTING ME.
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WILL STILL TRAVEL TO EROPE AS I SAID.
AND I STILL WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY ATTORNEY ON HIS EMAIL:
([email protected]) HE SAID THAT I WHICH GIVE YOU THIS MAIL
TO REACH HIM.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS,

HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA

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My Dearest Haji
I am willing to travel to the ends of the earth for the money you are promsing my church, i would almost sell my soul to satan for that amount, but not quiet.

If I must travel, please let me know where i would have to go.

Let me know what I have to do.

God Bless

May the great chip pan in the sky be with you!
Father Dicon Mihed

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MY DEAR Father Dicon Mihed,

I AM VERY VERY HAPPY TO THIS.
NOW I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY ATTORNEY SO THAT HE WILL GIVE YOU MORE
INFORMATION ON WHAT TO DO.

MAY GOD BLESS YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS,

HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA

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Sweet Child Haji
I believe i have lost the address of your attorney, why must i contact him, can you not do so for me? If i needed to contact him, why didnt he contact me in the first place instead of you?

Slightly confused as to what is happening

God Bless

May the great chip pan in the sky be with you!
Father Dicon Mihed

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Dear Father Dicon Mihed,
How are you and your family, Hope they are all fine.
My attorney told me that he have contacted you. And this is where the
security company is, "London" so i want to start making an arrengment
towards your travelling to london.

My dear, the documents that will back you in the security company will
be out soon.

please reach my attorney Barr. George Lewis at ([email protected])
for further discussion.

May God bless you and your family.

best regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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Dear Child Haji,
I am sorry to say that I have had not contact from your secruity company.

Please let me know what is happening

Father Dicon Mihed
Church of the great chippan in the sky

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MY DEAR DICON MIHED,

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, HOPE THEY ARE ALL FINE.
I HAVE TOLD YOU WERE THE SECURITY COMPANY IS. AND THE DOCUMENTS WHICH
WILL CORVADE YOU TO GO TO LONDON WILL BEEN SOON BE OUT. SO PLEASE I WANT
YOU TO START MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR TRAVEL TO LONDON. I WANT TO
KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE A CALL BECUASE I WILL STILL WANT YOU TO CALL THE
SECURITY COMPANY FOR THEM TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO LONDON.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

BEST REGARDS,
HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA.

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my dear child,
thankyou for replying to my last email, I am a rather forgetful person, and tend to dream of to nowhere sometimes.

i seem to have lost the information for the security company, please could you send me the details again.

I look forward to a speedy conclusion to this business

"Let the pan be hot and the oil hotter still, for i shall give unto thee the gift of of the great chippan in the sky" frying pslam 4 verse 5

good bless

father dicon mihead
church of the great chippan in the sky

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DEAR FATHER DICON MIHED,

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOU, BECUASE WE ARE PROSESSING THE DOCUMENTS WHICH
WILL BACK YOU IN THE SECURITY COMPANY. AND I HAVE TOLD YOU WHERE THE
SECURITY COMPANY IS, AGAIN THE SECURITY COMPANY IS IN LONDON. AND I HAVE
TOLD YOU TO START MAKING ARRANGEMENT IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR TRAVELLING.

PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME THAT YOU ARE MY HOPE.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS,
HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA.

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my dear child,
did you not read my last email? I said i have lost the information you have sent me. please can you send the details of your secruity company again to me. and explain to me why i have to travel to london

father dicon mihed

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THIS IS THE FRIST EMAIL I SENT TO YOU.

My dear Dicon Mihed,

I thank you for your mail and content well noted, also i must have to
show my appreciation towards your willingness to assisting me to a
loqical conclusion of the pending luerative transaction of which all stand
to benefit immensely.

What you are to do, is to forward me your full name,your age, your home
address and telephone/fax number to enable the attorney leqally placed
all the documents in your name and once this is done.

All the documents will be send to you for your record, then you will
proceed to go to europe for the claim of the boxes from the security
company.

When you get to europe claim the boxes from the security company then
pay it in to any bank of your choice then from there transfer to your
bank.

Please forward your telephone/fax number, your age and home
address.also forward it to my attorney.

Please for further information contact my attorney Barr. George Lewis.

his email:([email protected])

N/B

MY DEAR FATHER DICON MIHED,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE DISCUSS WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE
SECRUITY COMPANY IN LONDON. AND HE ASK ME ABOUT YOUR CONTACT, I TOLD HIM THAT
I WILL SEND IT TO HIM.

DEAR WHY YOU ARE TO GO TO LONDON IS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO AND CLEAM
THIS AMOUNT OF $40.3M USD FOR ME .

HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW YOUR COUNTRY PLEASE AND HIS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN
GET A TELEPHONE NUMBER WERE THE SECRUITY COMPANY WILL CONTACT YOU,
BECUASE THEY HAVE ASKD ME ABOUT YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.

SO TRY AND GET A TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THE SECRUITY COMPANY WILL TO YOU
ON PHONE.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS,
HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA.

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dear sweet child haji,
many thanks for being so patient, but i'm afraid you've gone and got me all confused again now. thank you for sending me your first email again, it does help somewhat. But are you sure its the right email? the writing style in the first one is all well presented and the grammer is very good and it is not all in capital letters.
where as when you write to me you USE ALL CAPITALS, which is considered rude in my country, and it depicts that you are SHOUTING at me? are you SHOUTING AT ME? I do not wish to do business with somebody who SHOUTS!

Please can you confirm that you are the original author of the first email, and if you did write it, please explain why your grasp of english grammer has gone down hill somewhat. if you are serious about this deal, then I would think it proper that you spend a decent amount of time composing your mails, as it doesn't create a good impression.

So what do i do now?

regards

father dicon mihed
great chip pan in the sky

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Dear Father,

I am very very very sorry for use the capital letters, please i did not
know that you don't like the capital letters and i am not shouting at
you so please forgive me. you know that you are my father how can i
shouts to my father so please forgive me.

Father please i want you to send me your country name please and i will
send your the security company director contact so that you will
contact him for more information on how you will claim the money.

May God bless you and your family.

waiting to to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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Dear sweet child mina,
thank you for replying to me, I am very sorry for shouting at you in my last message, I was so upset that i went about flogging my bishop. brushing that aside, i must now say that i feel better and am ready to do business.

I must say my dear i am a forgetful soul, what business are we talking about?

as for my country, I live in fairyland which is a small country inside of england.

please tell me what business we are dealing with. are you offering a donation to the church?

Father Dicon Mihead
Great chip pan in the sky

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My dear Father Dicon,

I am very happy that you have forgiven me. what i want you to do for
me, is to help me to keep this money under your care for a save keeping
and i want you to know that after the transaction i will donate %10 of
my money for the church.

Please i want you to contact my attorney so that he will tell you how
to contact the director of sercurity company in london for your prossed.

My attorney name is barr. george lewis his email:
([email protected]) so please contact him immediately you
receive this mail.

Waiting to hear from you.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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My Dear Sweet Child Haji

Thank you for writing to me again, it warms my heart to see your mails. Please can you help me in this matter, but where is london and how to I get there from Fairyland? This all sounds so complicated.

Farther Dicon Mihed
Great Chip Pan in the sky

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My dear Farther Dicon Mihed,

Thank for your mail.
London is inside England and here is their contact:

Company Name: CONTINENTAL OFFSHORE FINANCE
Tel: +44 794 627 4015

Fax: +44 870 131 0502
+44 870 131 0657

Contact Name: KENNETH ADAMS

E-mail: [email protected]

Please contact the director in charge of your consingment Mr. Kenneth
Adams
contact him through email or telephone as soon as posible and he will
direct you how to come to London.

waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear child,
I have tried to email your nice friend, but the email was unable to be delivered. please can you help. Do I need a passport to get to london from Land of the fairys?

When will I get my money for the church

Father Dicon Mihed

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Dear Father,

please try and contact the security company in London so that they will
tel you how to come to London.

please please contact them it's urgent.

God bless.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear sweet child haji,

thankyou once again for your kind email. I would very much like to contact this secruity company of yours. please inform me as to how to do it.

I also have forgot the background information of this deal, please can you inform me in regards to how this money comes about, and how much my church will get

bless you sweet child
Father Dicon Mihed
Great Chip Pan In The Sky

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My dear Father Dicon,

May God give you long life to lead your church.

Now the money you have to claim is $40.3 million USD and I have there
fore agreed to compensate your goodself with 30% of the total deposit
when you finally deposit box from the security firm and lodged in your
account. and 5% is for any expenses we may make. why 65% is for me and i
have promise to give the church 10% out of my own money.

About the security company?

This is what i want you to send to the security company.

I am from Hajia Mariam Abacha, am the next of kin/beneficiary of those
boxes.

I am Father Dicon Mihed, am 74 years old man from Fairyland in
England. Please tell me how will i come and claim the boxes from your security
company .

Please try and send it today.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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My dear child,
thank you for being so kind and patient, may god bless whereever your feet tred.

I cannot find the contact information for this secruity company. did you send it to me? i can't remember.

Could you send the information for me? maybe it will be easier that way.

please dear child, fairyland is a tiny country inside england, not a part of england. we won our independance only 2 years ago.

please child, how much is 30% of $40.3 million in fairlyand money?

with the great chippans love

Farther Dicon Mihed

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My dear Farther Dicon Mihed,

Thank for your mail.
London is inside England and here is their contact:

Company Name: CONTINENTAL OFFSHORE FINANCE
Tel: +44 794 627 4015

Fax: +44 870 131 0502
+44 870 131 0657

Contact Name: KENNETH ADAMS

E-mail: [email protected]

Please contact the director in charge of your consingment Mr. Kenneth
Adams
contact him through email or telephone as soon as posible and he will
direct you how to come to London.

waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

N/B

About the security company?

This is what i want you to send to the security company.

I am from Hajia Mariam Abacha, am the next of kin/beneficiary of those
boxes.

I am Father Dicon Mihed, am 74 years old man from fairyland is a tiny
country inside england. Please tell me how will i come and claim the
boxes from your security company .

Thanks,

Father Dicon Mihed.

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Dear child,
I have done as you asked and sent the message to the company like you said.

let me know what i need to do now.

bless you

Farther Dicon Mihed

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Dear Father,

Thank you very much for contacting the security company.

I want you to know that i also discuss with the director of the
security company this aftertoon and i have told him that you will contact him
and any discussion you make with them please let me know.

since you have contacted the director, he will tell you what to do.

waiting to hear from you.

God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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Dear Father,

How are you today?

Did the security company conatcted you?

Waiting to hear from you.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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My dear sweet child,
I contacted the secruity comapny as you asked me and said exactly what you told me i should say, but i have not heard from them.

what should i do now?

Father Dicon Mihed

May the great fried chip from the frying pan protect you always

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Dear Father,

Please i want you to contact them again and get back to me.

God bless.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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dear child,
I have once more done as you ask, please can you explain what the delay is in this matter.

Father Dicon Mihed

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Dear Father,

I contact the director of the security company, He said that he has
contacted you and he is waiting to hear from you.

Please Father, try and inform me about your movement over there.

waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you (Amen).

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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My dear Father,

What is happen? i have been waiting to hear from you.

Please respond to this mail.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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dear child,
i still have not heard from this secruity company you have told me about. Maybe if you get them to write to me again. I get so much junk mail in my in box, maybe if they wrote something in the email title i would find it easier.

Get the to write "God Bless the Great Chip Pan In The Sky" in it. and with my gods will we shall find the email

father dicon mihed

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Dear Father,

I contact the secruity company yesterday, they told me that they have
contacted you. please check your mail and confirm it and if you have
deleted it, please contact the secruity company and tell them that you
have not receive there mail.

please am waiting to hear from you.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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child,
sorry do you mean there is more than one secruity company? I havent recieved an email from the people at all, are you sure you are talking about the same company?

I have had a look through my emails, and cant seem to find the contact details you gave me.

Please my dear child the great abbey of the chippan in the sky needs this money to help build a new fryer.

Please get the correct secruity company to email me with what i asked you. I think they may be telling a false hood to you.

god bless
father dicon mihed

to be continued.....

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:58 pm

This is turning out to be a great bait especially if you end up traveling to London (airport photo opportunity), become befuddled and lost.

Please keep us posted.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:00 pm

Gunther wrote:

This is turning out to be a great bait especially if you end up traveling to London (airport photo opportunity), become befuddled and lost.

Please keep us posted.

thats a great idea, i didnt think of that!

Guest

Mariam Abacha?! I got an email from them, and replied, and then got about 2 a day from different addresses, with the same fake name.

Stupid scammer.

Western Union · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:25 pm

Very funny and clearly your mugu has the patience of a saint. You could keep this going for months Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:40 pm

Mr Fishe wrote:

Very funny and clearly your mugu has the patience of a saint. You could keep this going for months Smile

not could, but should!

wonder how many messages you could push it to.....

With one this dumb and patient, I would be aiming for a 200 Msg bait......

(sh^t, sounds like I'm addicted) 200 msg bait, 3 picture bait, .......

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:27 pm

growing a little tired of this bait, and started to ignore some emails sent to me, but still it rolls on *) here's the latest

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Dear Father,

Sorry for the delay,
The director of the security company has been retared, i did not know
is when i shout to security company and said that the director has been
retared. so i now instroct him to transfer the fund to the head office
in the same country London, so by monday i will send you the head
office contact so you will contact them.

please sir, bear with me i am sorry.

May God grant you more blessing.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear child,
i must say that this secruity company of yours doesnt sound very professional, and we are starring to get worried that you may not beable to help us.

But we would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for this gesture of yours. We would like to thank you by making a statue of you and place it in our gardens. would you like that? you wouldnt have to travel, all you would have to do would be to send me a photo of yourself. If you could hold a sign saying,

"Bless the Great Chip Pan In The Sky"

then we would be truley honored and include you in our prayers every day.

please say you accept. i'll send you a photo of the staute once it has been made

father dicon mihed

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Dear Father,

Please trust me, I am telling you the gosple trust. Sir please you have
to trust me for this transaction, i know you can help me and i have
make a promise that i will help the church.

So my hope is on you, by monday i will forward you the head office
contact,please sir bear with me.

waiting to hear from you.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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My dear father,

Is been long i heard from you,what happenned?
hope you are o.k?

This is the head office of the security company in
london.

THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

UNION TRUST FINANCE AND SECURITY LIMITED,

LONDON - UNITED KINGDOM

TEL NO.: 44-783-334-7984

FAX NO.:44-207-900-3091

EMAIL: [email protected]

please try your possible best to contact them.

Waiting to haer from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

N/B

This is what i want you to send to the security company.

I am from Hajia Mariam Abacha, am the next of kin/beneficiary of those
boxes.

I am Father Dicon Mihed, am 74 years old man from fairyland is a tiny
country inside england. Please tell me how will i come and claim the
boxes from your security company .

Thanks,

Father Dicon Mihed.

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My dear Father,

What is happing?

Over four days now, i haven't had from you. "Why"
Father please respond to my mail or if you are not going to help me,
please let me know so that i will look for another person who can help me
out.

Please waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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Dear Child,,
Sorry I have not been in touch, but this weekend was our holy weekend, where we bless the great chip pan in the sky. I have since been unavaible until today.

I still have not heard anything from your secruity company, and you seem not to read my previous email to you regarding the statue.

Now I want you to sort this secruity company of yours and get them to contact me.

I have also recieved another email from a Nigerian businessman who would like to donate to our church, he seems very proffessional, unless you sort your business out correctly I will accept his donation as oppsed to yours.

We at the church of the chippan do not like being messed about!

Father Dicon Mihed

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My dear father,

Hope you add me in a great chip prayer if so may god bless you.

This is the head office of the security company in
london.

THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER

UNION TRUST FINANCE AND SECURITY LIMITED,

LONDON - UNITED KINGDOM

TEL NO.: 44-783-334-7984

FAX NO.:44-207-900-3091

EMAIL: [email protected]

please try your possible best to contact them.

Waiting to haer from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

N/B

This is what i want you to send to the security company.

I am from Hajia Mariam Abacha, am the next of kin/beneficiary of those
boxes.

I am Father Dicon Mihed, am 74 years old man from fairyland is a tiny
country inside england. Please tell me how will i come and claim the
boxes from your security company .

Thanks,

Father Dicon Mihed.

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Dear Child,
I have done YET AGAIN what you have asked of me, I am waiting to hear from the secruity company. I have already mentioned to you that we cannot phone them as phones are against our religion.

How much money are you giving me again?

why is this taking so much time?

bless the chippan

father dicon mihed

there was a crappy fake certificate with this one...

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My dear Father Dicon,

May God give you long life to lead your church.

Now the money you have to claim is $40.3 million USD and I have there
fore agreed to compensate your goodself with 30% of the total deposit
when you finally deposit box from the security firm and lodged in your
account. and 5% is for any expenses we may make. why 65% is for me and i
have promise to give the church 10% out of my own money.

And this is the attach certiticate of deposit which will coverd you in
the security company in London.

please confirm when you receive this attach and don't forget to contact
when the security company contact you.

waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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My dear Father,

Now the money you have to claim is $40.3 million USD and I have there
fore agreed to compensate your goodself with 30% of the total deposit
when you finally deposit box from the security firm and lodged in your
account. and 5% is for any expenses we may make. why 65% is for me and i
have promise to give the church 10% out of my own money.

I have sent you email through my www.mail.nu and i want to know if you
have receive the attach document i sent to you, the document i sent to
you will coverd you when you get to london for claim of the money. so
print out the document, you will take it along to the security company.

If you have any question ask.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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My dear Father,

I am waiting to hear from you, please respond to my mail.

God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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dear child,
yes i have the documents.

30% is not enough to pay for the church roof, I will be requiring 50% of the transaction.

Father Dicon Mihed

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My dear Father,

How are you today?
let live it at 50%, hope you are ok with that. I had from the security
company
that they have contacted you and you did not told me about that, why?

Please update me with the discussion you make with them.

waiting to hear from you soon.

God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

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dear child haji,
i can assure you that i have not heard from any secruity company at all. i want to know what is happening!

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My dear Father,

I have contacted the security company they will contact you again and
also contact them again please.

You have to check your mail very well, becuase you said that you use to
have bulk mail, so please check your mail very well.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

Quote:

Dear Father,

I just receive a mail from the security company now, they said that
they have contacted you again today.

Please get to me as you receive the mail.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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DEAR CHILD
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANYTHING FROM YOUR SECRUITY COMPANY! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

UNTIL YOU SORT YOUR ACT OUT I WILL NO LONGER PROCEED WITH THIS MATTER.

I SHALL COMMENCE BUSINESS WITH MR OBI INSTEAD, HE SEEMS MORE PROFFESSIONAL THAN YOU.

FATHER DICON MIHED

at last something from the secruity company! havent replied to them as of yet Cool

Quote:

UNION TRUST FINANCE & SECURITY LTD
LONDON UNITED - KINGDOM.
TEL 44 782 110 4008.
FAX 44 870 131 8961.
E-MAIL:[email protected]

Attn: Father Dicon Mihed

Dear Sir,

We wish to inform you that we are in receipt of your consignment
deposited in our custody. Your consignment arrived here via diplomatic
coverage. It is our duty to assist you clear your consignment from the
relevant governmental authorities here in London - United Kingdom and
ensure a successful transaction.

Suffice to say, the security of your consignment is of top priority, as
you are a category “B” client and requires very high security
measures.
It is important to know that your physical presence in London - United
Kingdom is very important to facilitate the successful completion of
this transaction. And be assured that our best staffs are put on this
transaction.

However, you are required to come down to London - United Kingdom with
the following to our office:

1. A copy of your International Passport.
2. Send all documents relating to this claim.
3. It is also important for you to know that you will pay $25,500.00
being for the Governmental tax/stamp charge and delivery/handling
charges accrued while in our custody.

Please note also that this sum must be paid in cash and an official
receipt obtained, before you will be allowed to endorse the consignment
Release Order to enable you be in possession of your consignment.

You should fax to this office your flight schedule to enable the
protocol officer meet with you and bring you to the venue for the
clearance of your consignment. Incase, you can not arrive London, we
shall under take a special delivery of your consignment to your
destination as specified by you.

I await your immediate response, while we thank you for your patronage
as we assure you of our professional assistance always.

For security reasons we don't want any third party involvement.

Best regards,

Mr. Jeff Michael.
Director, UTFSL - U.K
Direct Line: 44 778 057 2029

N.B: Also note, that all consignment should be cleared from our
warehouse within 10 days, if not it will start accumulating demurrages

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dear child
I have finally received contact from your secruity company, and they say that i need to pay them �25,500 to obtain the money you are giving us.
please can you explain this. I mean if we had that kind of money, we wouldnt be needing the donation!!!

father dicon mihed

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My dear Father,

Thank you for your mail. Sir, i think this money is for the dumolrage,
becuase it as
been long in the security company for years.

Now i want you to ask them if they can reduce the amount they gave to
you
pay.

waiting to hear from you soon.

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear child,
i do not like talking about money matters in that way, i feel awkward when battering, could you ask for me?

father dicon mihed

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My dear Father,

How are you doing in then lord? Hope you are waxing strong and firm
pls, keep it up.

Please i just want to confirm from you, how much will you come up with
so i will know what to tell the security company.

May God give you strength (amen).

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear child,
to make things a lot easier, why dont you just take out the fee from the money which you are donating to us?

or tell the secuity company, i will pay them what ever they need after that have given us the money

father dicon mihed

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My dear Father,

How are you today?
Please i want you to ask the security company if there's any way you
can solve this problem. and i still want you to know that everything is
on your hand, feel free to ask them any question you to ask and don't be
afread.

Please Father, i want you to know that there's no way for me to tolch
this money, becuase you have to claim this from the security company
before we can tolch the money. i want you to know that i have apply for
visa to your country for the chearing of this money. so please try to
make things done.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

God bless.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

Quote:

Dear Father,

Please i am waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,

May God bless you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha

Quote:

Dear Father,

What is happening? I have not had from you. why?

I want you to know that i have spend a lot of money by changing your
name as the benefisiary of this money i want to transfer into your
account.

so, please do you not disapiont me.

waiting to hear from you soonest.

May God you.

Best Regards,

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

on going!

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:33 pm

my reply

Quote:

I have not replied to you, as we have been having a holy festival, surly you have heard of rammaspoonupyabum ? it very holy for the chippan in the sky!

anyway, how dare you ask me what is happening? like i have a clue!
Look child, I am starting to get extremley angry about this, I have done everything you have asked of me, I have contacted the secruity company several times, and they do not bother to reply to my emails. This does not seem very professional at all.

You've confused me now as well, with all these stupid emails you have sent me, I have now forgotten everythign you told me. how muhc money you are given and where it came from.

As i am dissapointed with what is happening, the chuch now demands 60% of the money you say is there.

No money no deal. The african business man mr obi is arrangeing for me to fly to him to collect his donation. you should follow his example.

my god is greater than yours so do not cross him

Father Dicon Mihed

Western Union · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:11 pm

Quote:

my god is greater than yours so do not cross him

LOL! This is great stuff mate.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:24 am

kaevad wrote:

my reply

Quote:

I have not replied to you, as we have been having a holy festival, surly you have heard of rammaspoonupyabum ? it very holy for the chippan in the sky!

anyway, how dare you ask me what is happening? like i have a clue!
Look child, I am starting to get extremley angry about this, I have done everything you have asked of me, I have contacted the secruity company several times, and they do not bother to reply to my emails. This does not seem very professional at all.

You've confused me now as well, with all these stupid emails you have sent me, I have now forgotten everythign you told me. how muhc money you are given and where it came from.

As i am dissapointed with what is happening, the chuch now demands 60% of the money you say is there.

No money no deal. The african business man mr obi is arrangeing for me to fly to him to collect his donation. you should follow his example.

my god is greater than yours so do not cross him

Father Dicon Mihed

haha thats good stuff rammaspoonupyabum

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:13 am

this is a superb reply, how i chuckled! Razz

Quote:

Dear Father Dicon Mihed,

I saw your mail and was disappoited because, i thought you were matured
enough, but you sounded like a fiftheen years old.

Do you think you are dealing with a kid or something.

I only asked you what was happening and you got upset, sending me that
kid of mail, or is its a curse in your home town to ask question.

Have you forgother you are dealing with the wife of the former
president, you think am a bady. am sorry because, i thought i was dealing with a man of god or are you disguising your seft to defround me?

I promised i was going to give you 50% because its a church, and now
you are demanding something else what do you think you are doing? or is
it because mr. obi promised to pay for your flight ticket, that makes
you feel mine does not sound proffesional, be careful. you think you are wise, you cannot differenciate between a fraud and a genuine tarnsaction cant you see that mr. obi is a criminal watch how you do business with people with low profile, because you might regret it.
thanks.

god bless you.

Hajia mariam abacha

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:18 pm

It's interesting how their language always disintegrates whenever they get mad.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:48 am

well i though this was dead in the water, as i upset them, but i think i have revived it *)

slight little white lie here Cool

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dear child
I have not heard from you, i pressume you do not wish to donate to us anymore?
I have just returned from my trip to see mr obi. he was a very nice man and gave us a substantial donation to our church. we now hoave enough money to build the new roof, and are building a statue of Mr Obi in his honor as he is a very great man. I don't know how you could call him a fraud if you do not even know the man!
We have quite a lot of money left over from mr obi's donation and are now saving for a large deep fat fryer. if you still wish to donate to us, the please let me know how we go about obtaining your money. how much was it agin?

Father Dicon Mihed

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Dear father Dicon,

Sorry for late relpy.
Hw is your chruch?
Now i want you to contact the security company and let them know when
you are coming to claim the money and the money youu want to claim for
me is $40.3m usd.

so please contact the security company and get back to me.

waiting to hear from you soon.

God bless.

Hajia Mariam Abacha.

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dear child,
please send me the contact information for the secruity company

father dicon mihed
great chip fat fryer in sky

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