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 The Combat Proctologist

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Larry Flynt
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^which is.....?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anally Injected Death Sentence... Not a pleasant thought, but there again, I don't think prison is often a pleasant place.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was Ack! I Dropped the Soap!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it looks like I may be extremely busy the next few months...so I do not know if I can bother to finish this bait. I may have to kill off poor General Hugh in a dangerous proctological mission in Iraq. If anyone could be arsed to take up where I left off with this slacker and decidedly UNMOTIVATED Colonel, please be my guest. Just PM me and let me know you'd like to notify the Colonel that General Hugh has bought the farm, kicked the bucket, gone to the Great Big Proctology Clinic in the sky. It doesn't matter if one or ten of you do it; I'm sure the lad won't mind. After all, who knows WHO would be searching through Hugh's emails after his unfortunate demise? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't follow in those footsteps, but for some reason, I think the General died from a severe finger infection caused by not having gloves for an emergency combat procto-probe. Or something equally nasty...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the heat of combat, army proctologists may forget to wash their hands after rectal exams but before lunch. I forsee the general surrendering to Hepatitis A, E. coli, shigella and tapeworms.

"He died as he lived... covered in shit."

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