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joeschmuck99
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Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:19 am |
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Got a passport photo from this guy on the first reply. Don't have an anonymous dump setup yet so you can just imagine. He is supposed to be 24 yrs old. The CCCP passport "looked legit".
Anyway here is my response to the latest reply concerning my "sister",
Ima Schmuck,
who has suddenly taken a turn for the worst.
What a player!
Zakharov Serguei <[email protected]> wrote:
DEAR Joe Schmuck,
I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL WHICH MAID ME TO HAPPY AT THIS MOMENT,BY MONDAY I WILL BE GETTING THE APROVALS FROM THE MINISTER OF FINANCE RUSSIA.WHICH I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL ATTACHMENT,I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU THE CONTACT OF THE ATTORNY WHICH WILL ASSIST TO SECURE THE TRANSFER DOCUMENTS.I AM VERY HAPPY TO WORK WITH REPUTABLE MAN LIKE YOU, AND I BELIEVE IN YOU.
NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT LET THE ATTORNY TO KNOW THAT THIS IS A DEAL,THE ATTORNY IS ONLY HELPING US TO SECURE THE TRANSFER APPROVALS FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND.REMEMBER THAT THIS FUNDS BELONGS TO YOU ALTOMATICALY,
REGARDS TO YOUR SISTER,WHO IS IN HOSPITAL.DONT WORRY THE ALMIGTY GOD WILL HEAL HER FROM HER PNUEMONIA.SHE WILL BE ALRIGHT AGAIN.
BEST REGARDS
ZAKHAROV SERGUEI,
Trying for the Ima Schmuck Photo Op
Zakharov,
I'm sorry to say that my sister, Ima, has taken a turn for the worse. She is connected to an experimental life support system. One that monitors a multiprocessor Linux Bi-Polar health analysis memory dump, along with a self correcting breathing apparatus.
May God help our family with the expenses, as her estate is tied up in escrow. I am the sole beneficiary of her assets, and I am having trouble with the attorneys in question.
However, I am still interested in your proposal. Please send me a more comprehensive breakdown of your business plan.
I must tell you that the British government is tracking my whereabouts, as I am a former Queen's Sigfield 06 agent. I must not contact you for at least 48 hours as their Plexus Notification Array (PNA) is tracking my every move.
Sincerely
Joe Schmuck
Capital Ideas, Ltd.
London
Suggestions welcome! Joe Schmuck |
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