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mrsbean
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another in my continuing quest to prove that not every bait has to be a lengthy laugh riot, and not every tactic works, I guess. Not terribly lengthy and maybe not terribly interesting, but that's okay. It's still a bait.

A lovely person supplied me with Awele's address, so I don't have the approach letter. I email Awele Harriman with my usual simple answer.

Quote:

I'm interested. What else do I need to know?

Hannah


Jeepers, he has quite the reply.

Quote:

Dear Hannah,

Thank you very much for your immediate reply to my confidential business proposal which I made to you based on trust which must equally be kept very confidential because of the sensitivity of the transaction.

As rightly explained in my previous email, we are civil servants and still very active in government. We know what to do and how to go about things relating to this transaction for a hitch free transaction. All that is required from you is your maximum cooperation and absolute confidentiality over this transaction as we have all the resources and contacts for the eventual approval and transfer of the fund to your designated bank account.

First, I will like you to know that we can not on our own do this alone because of our positions as government personals and we can not invite you to Nigeria for security reasons. So we are definitely going to involve a lawyer who will assist in Registering your company name here with our Corporate Affairs Commission at our Federal Capital Abuja and as well procure some other relevant documents on your behalf from the Ministry of petroleum.Apart from these basic duties, he will also file for the claims on your behalf at the appropriate Parastals. In all, the lawyer will handle most of the duties on your behalf and equally represent us as well. But one thing you must do for us is to get along with the lawyer as we are introducing you to him as someone who actually did the contract between 1995 to 1997 and is yet to be paid the balance of his contract sum amounting to USD39.5 Million.

For us to be able to get started, I will appreciate that you forward to me:

Your Company Name and address
Your mailing address
Your direct Phone and Fax number.

On the receipt of the above details from you, we will enter them into the computer and equally back date it to reflect the period that the contract was awarded and executed. This will equally enable the lawyer to expedite action on the Registration of your company details with our Corporate Affairs Commission which will equally be backdated to reflect the status of the transaction as well.

Once approvals are granted from the various payment offices, you will be notified directly through your fax by the appropriate Head of Department ( This is why your fax number will be very important) and all you will need to do is to inform me or the lawyer immediately so that I can advice accordingly on what is to be done. This way, there wonít be any mistake, and when the fund is finally due for remittance, you will be requested by the international remittance department of our Apex bank to confirm your bank particulars to them for subsequent transfer of the fund.

Myself and one other of my colleagues will be with you in your country as soon as the money is ready to be transferred so that all parties can take adequate control of his or her share accordingly.

Further, I like to assure you that this transaction is 100% safe and I guarantee you safety in this transaction as you will not even have to travel down to Nigeria except you choose to.
Finally, for the purpose of security, I will advice that you make it as a point of duty to call me at least once a day so that I can brief you on the goings on since itís safer for me to pick an incoming call than having to call you.

Pls., my correspondence with you will strictly be via email and phone conversation except for you and the payment Offices.

Please, reply using this email: [email protected]

Yours truly,
Dr. Harriman Awele.
+234 80-54658093


Okay. Whatever. I have no idea what you're talking about, but... whatever.

I give him a slightly sillier response than I am normally wont to. I suppose it's because I'm flying blind.

Quote:
Subject: Re:CRC

> Dear Hannah,
>
> Thank you very much for your immediate reply to my confidential business
proposal which I made to you based on trust which must equally be kept very
confidential because of the sensitivity of the transaction.
>
> As rightly explained in my previous email, we are civil servants and still
very active in government. We know what to do and how to go about things
relating to this transaction for a hitch free transaction. All that is
required from you is your maximum cooperation and absolute confidentiality
over this transaction as we have all the resources and contacts for the
eventual approval and transfer of the fund to your designated bank account.
>
> First, I will like you to know that we can not on our own do this alone
because of our positions as government personals and we can not invite you to
Nigeria for security reasons. So we are definitely going to involve a lawyer
who will assist in Registering your company name here with our Corporate
Affairs Commission at our Federal Capital Abuja and as well procure some other
relevant documents on your behalf from the Ministry of petroleum.Apart from
these basic duties, he will also file for the claims on your behalf at the
appropriate Parastals.


Wait, before I agree, what's a "parastal"?

>In all, the lawyer will handle most of the duties on your behalf and equally
represent us as well. But one thing you must do for us is to get along with
the lawyer as we are introducing you to him as someone who actually did the
contract between 1995 to 1997 and is yet to be paid the balance of his
contract sum amounting to USD39.5 Million.

So we're lying to the lawyer. Check.

>
> For us to be able to get started, I will appreciate that you forward to me:
>
> Your Company Name and address

bLEEDing Edge Graffix

> Your mailing address

1453 Grimald Place
Musica, Washington

> Your direct Phone and Fax number.

You can phone at 206-343-0011.
You can fax at 206-666-3170.

>
> On the receipt of the above details from you, we will enter them into the
computer and equally back date it to reflect the period that the contract was
awarded and executed. This will equally enable the lawyer to expedite action
on the Registration of your company details with our Corporate Affairs
Commission which will equally be backdated to reflect the status of the
transaction as well.
>
> Once approvals are granted from the various payment offices, you will be
notified directly through your fax by the appropriate Head of Department (
This is why your fax number will be very important) and all you will need to
do is to inform me or the lawyer immediately so that I can advice accordingly
on what is to be done. This way, there wonít be any mistake, and when the
fund is finally due for remittance, you will be requested by the international
remittance department of our Apex bank to confirm your bank particulars to
them for subsequent transfer of the fund.
>
> Myself and one other of my colleagues will be with you in your country as
soon as the money is ready to be transferred so that all parties can take
adequate control of his or her share accordingly.
>

So you already have travel visas and passports and everything worked out,
then.

> Further, I like to assure you that this transaction is 100% safe and I
guarantee you safety in this transaction as you will not even have to travel
down to Nigeria except you choose to.
> Finally, for the purpose of security, I will advice that you make it as a
point of duty to call me at least once a day so that I can brief you on the
goings on since itís safer for me to pick an incoming call than having to
call you.
>

I tried calling, but I am unable to connect. I keep getting a message about my
mobile carrier not allowing calls to this country.

Hannah Leeds

> Pls., my correspondence with you will strictly be via email and phone
conversation except for you and the payment Offices.
>
> Please, reply using this email: [email protected]
>
> Yours truly,
> Dr. Harriman Awele.
> +234 80-54658093
>


I get a rather shocking (and somewhat disgusting) reply.

Quote:
Dear Hannah,



How are you today?



I tried calling you but its quit difficult connecting your number, I eventually got through to your fax number and I left voice message.



Here is my second telephone number a more active one 234-1-7764228.

Please try your possible best to give me a call as soon as you receive this mail.

Note, that we have started the official processing of the fund transfer, and I need to rub minds with you on the details.



You also need to check your telephone line or get me a more private and personal telephone number, because it is very important I talk to you from time to time in the course of this transaction. I have a fax containing the details which I will like to fax to you but I need to talk to you first.



I am expecting your call.



Best Regards,



Dr.Harriman Awele.


My emphasis. Ew. I decide to tell him he's done the impossible. Left a voice message on a fax! (Actually, it's a K7 number, but let's not tell him that.)

Quote:
>
> Dear Hannah,
>
>
>
> How are you today?
>

Fine, thanks, and yourself?

>
>
> I tried calling you but its quit difficult connecting your number, I
eventually got through to your fax number and I left voice message.
>

You left a voice message on my fax number? I'm afraid that's impossible. It's
a dedicated fax line. Are you sure you're dialing the right country code? For
the U.S.?

>
>
> Here is my second telephone number a more active one 234-1-7764228.
>
> Please try your possible best to give me a call as soon as you receive this
mail.
>
> Note, that we have started the official processing of the fund transfer, and
I need to rub minds with you on the details.
>
>
>
> You also need to check your telephone line or get me a more private and
personal telephone number, because it is very important I talk to you from
time to time in the course of this transaction. I have a fax containing the
details which I will like to fax to you but I need to talk to you first.
>


Others have been calling me just fine on those numbers. And I received a
partial fax, but it's cut off and not properly sent. A scan is attached.

Please resend the fax properly. Most of the first page is missing.

Hannah
>
>
> I am expecting your call.
>
>
>
> Best Regards,
>
>
>
> Dr.Harriman Awele.
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------
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I'm very chummy. And he did attempt to fax me. So I chop it off and complain I didn't get the whole thing. Actually, I didn't get the whole thing, but I made it worse. It really was streaky as all get out and pretty well unreadable.

Image

When he doesn't respond for a while, I poke him.



Quote:
Helooo? Are you ever going to get back to me about this business? Or send me
the fax properly?

Hannah


Awele's not very prolific, but he is pretty funny. Unintentionally, but still.

Quote:
Dear Hannah,



You altitude to this transaction is not encouraging at all, you may need to be more committed, because my self and my colleagues, we are going to invest a lot of money to get all the needed contract papers that will cover this fund properly, you refused to call me as I advise, We are very worried if you will be able to hold this hung sum of money on trust on our behalf.



Attached are the details of the contract which you are assumed to have executed a long time ago with the NNPC. You will transcribe it into your letter heads and invoice sign it and then send it back to me through email attachment as well.



Hope to receive your call and email as soon as possible.



Regards,



Dr. Awele.



But what's this? He attaches a jpg for me to transcribe! Unacceptable! I am a busy woman!

Image

Something must be done! I am above transcribing manually!

Quote:
>
> Dear Hannah,
>
>
>
> You altitude to this transaction is not encouraging at all, you may need to
be more committed, because my self and my colleagues, we are going to invest a
lot of money to get all the needed contract papers that will cover this fund
properly, you refused to call me as I advise, We are very worried if you will
be able to hold this hung sum of money on trust on our behalf.
>
>
>
> Attached are the details of the contract which you are assumed to have
executed a long time ago with the NNPC. You will transcribe it into your
letter heads and invoice sign it and then send it back to me through email
attachment as well.
>
>

I told you I didn't get the fax properly, and you never got back to me. What's
your excuse for not acting committed? I thought maybe you had lost interest or
decided not to go through with it. I had to contact you twice to even get you
to respond this time. If you had responded when I first asked for the fax
again, it wouldn't have taken this long.

And send me the original document in Word, or whatever you used to produce it.
Then I can just copy and paste it into our invoice and letter head. I'll be
able to do that a lot quicker than doing the entry by hand.

Hannah


I'll post the rest later as I have time.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

By golly, the little darling complies.

Quote:
Dear Hannah,

I am resending the contract details to you, please go ahead and pest it into your invoice and letter head and send back to me so that we can start the processing today.

Regards,

Dr. Awele



TRANSCRIBE ON YOUR LETTER HEAD



THE GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR,

NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION

FALOMO OFFICE COMPLEX

P.M.B. 12701,

IKOYI, LAGOS,



ATTENTION; ALHAJI DALHATU BAYERO.

DATE:....................



INVOICE...............



RE: CONTRACT NO:NNPC/PED/9753/95/KADREF

SUPPLY, COMMISSIONING OF 250,000 MONAX TURBINE POLYPROPYLENE PLANTS AND 150,000 BPSD FOR KADUNA REFINERY, PIPELINE RECONSTRUCTION AND COMPUTER OPTIMIZATION FOR PLANTS "A" TO "D" AT KADUNA REFINERY.



WITH REFERENCE TO YOUR LETTER NNPCPED VOL. 03225 DATED 11TH JUNE, 1995 AND ARTICLE 35 WE TAKE THE LIBERTY TO SUBMIT TO YOU THE ATTACHED INVOICE NO.940253 FOR THE AMOUNT OF US$41.500,000.00 (FORTY-ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS ONLY) BEING THE FINAL PAYMENT DUE TO US ON COMPLETION OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED CONTRACT.



IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED ARTICLES OF AGREEMENT AND ALL OTHER RELEVANT AMENDMENTS THERETO, WE WISH TO STATE THAT IN ARRIVING AT THIS CLAIM, WE HAVE TAKEN COGNISANCE OF THE MOBILISATION FEES ALREADY RECEIVED FROM YOU.



KINDLY REMIT THE ABOVE STATED AMOUNT IN FULL TO OUR UNDERMENTIONED BANK ACCOUNT:



BANKERS NAME:.....................................................................................................................................................................................

BANKERS ADDRESS:................................................................................................................................................................................

BANKERS FAX/TEL. NO:.........................................................................................................................................................................

ACCOUNT NO:..............................................................................................................................................................................................

BANK TELEX NO:............................................................................................................................................................................................



YOURS FAITHFULLY

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _



TRANSCRIBE ON YOUR INVOICE



THE GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR,

NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION,

FALOMO OFFICE COMPLEX,

P. M. B. 12701,



QUANTITY DESCRIPTION AMOUNT



ITEM 1 SUPPLY, COMMISSIONING OF 250,000 MONAX

TURBINE POLYPROPYLENE PLANT AND

150,000 BPSD FOR KADUNA REFINERY US$24,000,000.00



ITEM 2 PIPELINE RECONSTRUCTION AND COMPUTER

OPTIMIZATION FOR PLANTS "A" TO "D"

AT THE KADUNA REFINERY US$17,500,000.00



CERTIFIED OFFICIAL INVOICE THIS BILL

WAS QUOTED AND IS PAYABLE IN U.S.

DOLLARS ONLY.



CONTRACT SITE: NIGERIA, CONTRACT TYPE:

INDUSTRIAL. A/C DEPT. CODE: B-600-23

CORPORATE CODE: COG-4211.

SUB-TOTAL: US$41.500,000.00





GRAND TOTAL: US$41.500,000.00





YOURS FAITHFULLY



Ah, much better. I can take the lazy copy-paste route now. As usual, Hannah's determined to get it right, so she asks plenty of questions.

Quote:
But what data am I supposed to put on it? I mean, for date, and invoice
number, and whatever? Doesn't all that have to match the records you have?


Hannah



Awele sort of repeats himself, resends the form in the body of the email (I'll skip reposting that.) and this instruction.

Quote:


Dear Hannah,

I am resending the contract details to you, please go ahead and pest it into your invoice and letter head and send back to me so that we can start the processing today. You have to put in todayís date and also your company invoice number, your bank name and address, account number, Bank telephone / fax number

Regards,

Dr. Awele


Right, I'll "pest" it in right away. Well, he is asking for it...

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I believe that you cannot get this type of opportunity again till you enter grave, you are such a bounch of stupid that I have never seen. - Jerry Gezi
Heaven help us, I've started publishing my baits in a blog... If you want to learn how to straight bait, thisaway...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I copy and "pest" into my own lovely letterhead. Friendly looking, no?

Quote:

I've attached the letterhead one. I wanted you to proof it and let me know if
it's okay. If it is, let me know, and I'll send the invoice.

Hannah


Image

But did I mention, to make things more annoying for Awele, I sent it as a pdf?

_________________
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I believe that you cannot get this type of opportunity again till you enter grave, you are such a bounch of stupid that I have never seen. - Jerry Gezi
Heaven help us, I've started publishing my baits in a blog... If you want to learn how to straight bait, thisaway...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awele, unsurprisingly, whinges.

Quote:
Dear Hannah,

I could not access your attachment as you did not use a similar JPEG file format that I can access. Can you please resend it using a JPEG file format so that I can down load successfully. You can send the invoice together, because time is of the essence.



Regards,



Dr. Awele


I decide to dig in my heels. And see how he reacts to some tech support.

Quote:


You can download the free Acrobat reader here.

http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html

Hannah


Sadly, I seem to have hooked a technophobe lad! Days go by. Nothing.

Quote:

Hello? Can't you even manage a simple download and install of this free
software?

Hannah



I figure this will get him back on board. Nope. I give it the old college try again.

Quote:
I see, apparently you're too big a moron to download a free reader that
millions of people worldwide have used with no problems, so you're probably
too stupid to work this deal through to its conclusion. Glad I found out
before I got in too deep.

Hannah




Not even an angry kissoff in return. What a ripoff! Oh, well, he wasn't worth baiting if he had no more spirit than that. On to the next!

_________________
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I believe that you cannot get this type of opportunity again till you enter grave, you are such a bounch of stupid that I have never seen. - Jerry Gezi
Heaven help us, I've started publishing my baits in a blog... If you want to learn how to straight bait, thisaway...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, but Awele is not quite dead yet (apologies to the old man in The Holy Grail)...

He shows signs of life a few days later!

Quote:
Dear Hannah,




How are you today? Hope you are fine.





Please there is this assistance I want from you now, We have succeeded in getting the documents that will back up this claim, but what we need now is just $780 to pay the court to enable them release this documents to us.



So, Please I do not want you see this as a stress, just try and send the money through western union money transfer today with this Name below and send me the payment slip.



Oseji George.

Lagos
Nigeria.







Please that is the name of the court Clark, after paying in the money through western union money transfer scan and send the payment slip to me via email so that I can take it to the court to enable them claim the money out of the western union agent here and release this documents to you.



Please, My sister try and do us this assistance now.

Regards,

Dr. Awele.


Poor Awele. Just wants $780. He must be getting rather desperate. I don't give him an easy row to hoe, of course.

Quote:
>
> Dear Hannah,
>
>
>
> How are you today? Hope you are fine.
>
>
>
> Please there is this assistance I want from you now,

Oh, NOW you want my assistance, hmmm? Why the FUCK did you totally ignore my
emails for so long? You didn't even bother replying to me at all, until you
come crawling back with this email, like no time has passed at all. It's been
over a week. Where the hell have you been?

>We have succeeded in getting the documents that will back up this claim, >but
what we need now is just $780 to pay the court to enable them release >this
documents to us.
>

And what documents might those be? I want to see copies of them before I pay
for them. I demand to see what I'm buying. How do I know you're not telling a
big, fat lie when all you do is tell me I'm buying "documents" and you don't
even bother to show me a scan or tell me what I'm paying for?

>
>
> So, Please I do not want you see this as a stress, just try and send the
money through western union money transfer today with this Name below and send
me the payment slip.
>
>
>
> Oseji George.
>
> Lagos Nigeria.
>
>

See it as a stress? Oh, I don't, but I'm not sending you one damned red cent
until I see some proof. Like scans of the document. Oh, yeah, and some photo
ID from you. You just disappear on me for a more than a week, then reappear
with a new email address, I think, and expect me to send you some money out of
the blue? No way. Doesn't work like that. I want some fucking proof. ID and
scans of the documents. For that matter, if Oseji George is going to be
picking up MY payment, I want to see HIS ID.

>
>
>
> Please that is the name of the court Clark, after paying in the money
through western union money transfer scan and send the payment slip to me via
email so that I can take it to the court to enable them claim the money out of
the western union agent here and release this documents to you.
>
>
>
> Please, My sister try and do us this assistance now.
>
> Regards,
>
> Dr. Awele.
>
>

Proof first. Then money. Oh, and an apology for leaving me dangling for a
damned week would be nice, too.

Hannah


I want to see Awele crawl. And I'll be darned if he doesn't.

But first he sends the usual song and dance.



Quote:
Dear Thanks for your email,

I am sorry for not giving you up date before now, i am just trying to do things here so that when every thing is ready i will now call on you . but as a maater of fact that the court demands for this money to enable them relaese this documents to us and it happens that there is no money at my hand now that is the mean reason why i call on you as my partner so that we put heads together to get this documents out from the court and the Apex Bank will be notify and i will send your on copies for your files.

I can send you my Id but for that of the court clark i can not for it is not wise for me to go the court and demand for the Id of the court clark.
The documents that we are paying for is the Approval from the Nigerian National petroleum corporations(NNPC), Federal Ministry of Finance(FMF), the Corporate Affiars Commission (CAC) and the NNPC contract Registrations Department.

Please i know keeping you silene is annoying but you have to understand that we are doing all our best here to see that we get this documents to enable the Apex Bank be notify and transfer tis money to you.

Please try and assist us at this time. Attach is a copy of my ID.
wating to hear from you.
Regards,
Dr.Awele.


Attached are two scans of an unnecessarily large size. They are mostly white background. The second is the usual "back of the card, this card belongs to gobbledygook" that means nothing, so I'll skip that.

Image

Then a message with the charming subject "Am Apologizing".

Quote:



Dear Hannah,

Please am apologising for not keeping you posted before now , please pardon me.
Please, i want you to pay this money today to enable us get these document tomorrow, so that we can conclude this transaction before the end of this month.

Please make the payment today.

Have a nice day.

Regards,

Dr. Awele.


Meh, he's groveled, he's not much fun, I might as well cut him loose. I make use of a modality someone here suggested. (Can't remember who.) I tell him I got a very surprising result when I scanned that little barcode on his ID. I also make use of the fact that Awele has a new email address.



Quote:
What the hell? That's not your ID. I have one of those personal bar code
readers. I scanned it and the name came up as Usman Bello. Who the heck is
that? And what are you trying to pull? I don't think you're the same Awele
Harriman, any more. Why did you change email addresses before contacting me
again? This is all beginning to look very suspicious. What have you done with
the real Awele? And who are you?

Hannah


Pulling a very silly gambit, here, but what the heck? His denials are music to my ears.

Quote:
Dear Hannah,



I do not understand you. I sent you my Id and you are telling me that the Name you saw was Usman Bello, I can believe that.



Am using my former email address to write you now to enable you know that am the true and real DR. AWELE HARRIMAN. You can check and see our last correspondence here. I just decide to change my email address because of there is so many junk mails that is in it and I find it difficult to delete.



So, I want to know if you will send this money today.



Waiting to hear from you.



Regards,



Dr. Awele


Nah. Not going to send money. Let's see yer proof, there, Awele!

Quote:
>
> Dear Hannah,
>
>
>
> I do not understand you. I sent you my Id and you are telling me that >the
Name you saw was Usman Bello, I can believe that.
>


Not the name written on the ID. The name that shows up when I scan the black
barcode. When I scan the black barcode, I get a string of numbers and the name
Usman Bello. Who is this person? And why does your ID have his name embedded
in the data in the barcode?

>
>
> Am using my former email address to write you now to enable you know >that
am the true and real DR. AWELE HARRIMAN. You can check and see our >last
correspondence here. I just decide to change my email address >because of
there is so many junk mails that is in it and I find it >difficult to delete.

That doesn't prove anything. All it proves is that you managed to break into
the real Awele Harriman's account. Just because you send mail from his account
doesn't make you him. For that matter, how do I know the real Awele didn't
delete his account, and you just went out and created an account with the same
name, since it was available? I'm going to need some additional proof. Like a
verifiable personal photo, or something. I need something that I can compare
the ID to. That ID could be anyone's. The barcode data on it sure isn't
accurate. How do you use it at work when the barcode isn't right? Or does your
workplace not have adequate security, such as electric door locks that you use
these cards on?


>
>
>
> So, I want to know if you will send this money today.
>
>
>
> Waiting to hear from you.
>
>
>
> Regards,
>
>
>
> Dr. Awele

Not until I see some real proof that you are who you say you are. Like I said,
I need some other photographic evidence. Surely you have another piece of
photo ID or a personal photo that you can send, so I can compare?

Hannah


But Awele doesn't want to play.

Quote:

THank you very much .
I can not send you any more proff because it look like you are not serious at all.


I decide on a scorched earth policy. If he wants to continue to court me, he'll have to bring "gifts". I doubt he'll respond after this, though.

Quote:
I knew it! You're a fucking fake! Fake, fake, fake! What did you do? Have a
damned brain damaged monkey make that pathetic "ID" for you? Or were you
really stupid enough to take and alter an ID from the "Axeman"?

You're a terrible fake. You can't even spell "proof" properly when I have it
in the email for you. You ARE fucking stupid, aren't you?

Hannah

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awele responded again! But no good gifts. Bad lad! Bad! Bad!


He sends me an email with the subject "Lets understand our selves". Great. He's the lad version of Dr. Phil...

Quote:
Dear Hannah,



My sister, thank you very much for your email which contained all the insult in the world that you are directing to me, but still I am not worried because two will fight and letter come together as one, because if we do not have misunderstanding we can not love each other the more. That is what our Fore Fathers use to say.



Well, I must tell you that I DR HARRIMAN AWELE is real and I am not FAKE, I am the Chairman Contract review Committee. The ID was done by the Government of Nigerian and me ok. I am not Stupid my Dear Sister, if I am stupid you wouldn't have meet me ok.



I am not Fake, yes I made a mistake in my spelling that does not mean that I do not know what I wrote and I thank God that you understand what I mean even with my mistake. Isnít it.



I Am not fulking stupid Sister, Please try to use a word that have a little respect for others ok.



Lets forget about all of the above and come back to what we are actually after ok, please as a matter of fact and urgent I want you to look back and see where we have come all this while and consider things with me, try and assist me with this money so that we can proceed and get this documents which you will see on your own and have them on your files please. Let us not be acting like kids at let we are elders and we can control our self and put things together to achieve success.



Please Hannah, let me know your mind.



Best Regards,



Dr. Awele


He does get style points for thanking me for my insults. I did put some work into them. *preen*

But I'm still tired of Awele's focus on the money, and lack of focus on pleasing me. I turn up the flamethrower.

Quote:
>
> Dear Hannah,
>
>
>
> My sister, thank you very much for your email which contained all the insult
in the world that you are directing to me, but still I am not worried because
two will fight and letter come together as one, because if we do not have
misunderstanding we can not love each other the more. That is what our Fore
Fathers use to say.
>
>
>
> Well, I must tell you that I DR HARRIMAN AWELE is real and I am not >FAKE,

You are too. I bet they wouldn't let you be the chairman of a cocksucking
committee, much less a contract review committee. If you're not a fake, why
won't you stop trying to weasel out of sending me proof of your identity?

>I am the Chairman Contract review Committee.

>The ID was done by the Government of Nigerian and me ok.

In that case, Nigeria's government needs to improve the quality of their
photography equipment, because they took your damned photo in a sandstorm,
with petroleum jelly on the lens. If you really are the person on that ID, you
would have no problem proving it to me by sending me another picture of you. I
notice you didn't. Therefore, you are most likely a lying fraud. Don't insult
my intelligence by telling me that's a decent ID.

>I am not Stupid >my Dear Sister, if I am stupid you wouldn't have meet me
ok.
>

What? You're not stupid because you can send an email? Wow. You and 95% of the
world's population have worked out how to send an email. You must be really
smart, then. And it's not "have meet me", it would be "have met me". You're
not helping your case when you massacre the English language while trying to
argue how smart you are. Listen, if you think I am accepting that crap ID and
sending you that much money with no further proof, you ARE stupid.


>
>
> I am not Fake, yes I made a mistake in my spelling that does not mean >that
I do not know what I wrote and I thank God that you understand what >I mean
even with my mistake. Isnít it.

Yes you are. Fake. Fake. Fake. You are a fucking fake. If you weren't, you
would prove it. But you won't, because you're fake.

>
>
>
> I Am not fulking stupid Sister, Please try to use a word that have a >little
respect for others ok.

No, you're not fulking stupid, because that's not a word. You're FUCKING
stupid. And why should I have any respect for an obviously fake liar who won't
prove themselves to me when they came to me in the first place? Burden of
proof is on you, buddy.

>
>
>
> Lets forget about all of the above and come back to what we are actually
>after ok, please as a matter of fact and urgent I want you to look back >and
see where we have come all this while and consider things with me, >try and
assist me with this money so that we can proceed and get this >documents which
you will see on your own and have them on your files >please. Let us not be
acting like kids at let we are elders and we can >control our self and put
things together to achieve success.
>
>

Let's not forget it. What you're actually after is money. I am after the
truth. As in some proof. You keep trying to distract from your crap ID, and
that makes me very suspicious. What have you to hide? The fact that you're a
fucking fake, perhaps?

You can talk until you're blue in the face. Doesn't prove you're real. Prove
your identity. Send me a personal photo. I can say I'm the Queen of the Nile,
doesn't make it so. You're the one acting like a kid, if you think repeating
something ad infinitum makes it true. In fact, I think I'll take YOUR tack in
proving I'm the president of the United States.

I, HANNAH LEEDS, am not a fake, and I am the President. I am, I am. The
government of the United States made me the president, and me. I am the
President. I am the United States president, and I want DR HARRIMAN AWELE to
prove his identity to me. While he's at it, he can also send me some money for
court documents that don't exist yet, on my say so.

There, I've offered just as much "proof" as you have. I'm obviously really the
president. Would you like a photo? There are all kinds of photos of me in the
papers. So, see, there, I must be for real, right? I could send you a
craptacular scan of my ID after ditching it in a mud puddle, running over it
with a Humvee, and running it through a chipper/shredder, and it would be
every bit as clear as that ID you sent me. And just as much proof. But I won't
insult your intelligence the same way you did mine by claiming that pathetic
excuse for an ID is real or should be accepted as any kind of proof of your
identity.


>
> Please Hannah, let me know your mind.
>
>

You already know my mind. Offer more proof than those fucking pathetic
pictures of your "ID", or forget it. If you think I'm going to send you money
based on that ID, you have another think coming. Tell you what. Send me a
picture of you that I can compare to that "ID", and I just might consider it.
Or come clean about them being fakes. I can't trust you while you act like I
have no more sense than to see that those ID scans are terrible fakes. Don't
insult my intelligence, Awele. Or my eyesight. I'm not blind, you know. And
I'm certainly not stupid. You can't be expecting me to believe that the
pitiful excuse for an ID you sent is the only photograph you have of yourself,
or that you're not capable of getting another photo taken to send to me. After
all, if you have such a damned important job, you must be able to send a
photo.

Hannah

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the way he phrases this one:

Quote:
Well, I must tell you that I DR HARRIMAN AWELE is real and I am not FAKE


Yes, Dr. Awele is real, and the mugu is not fake. But he never says that they're the same person...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You're right! If he ever emails me back, I'm going to question him on that point like a Philadelphia lawyer...

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