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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
The joke's on you. It's 22.15 here and I've already eaten!!!!


Buggeration.

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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you meant damnation. But again, that's just speculation.

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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A better punishment for mentioning masturbation would be castration!

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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd much prefer incarceration!
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nap, practicing obfuscation or suggesting castration with regard to this masturbation and/or ejaculation conversation will not help in your negotiations.

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"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need a libation.

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"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's a wealth of talent here, and it might be fun if a few more baiters hit this lad with these "tions".

Here's the mail, and his addy.

Quote:

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:12:53 -0800
From: [email protected] Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: Your Outstanding Payment

Sir/Madam,

This is to notify you that your case was presented to us and was
deliberated
upon Last Monday during the on going National Economic Summit of the
Federal
Republic of Nigeria in the presence of the president, Federal Republic
Of
Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, GCFR, the Honorable Minister of
Finance,
Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Iweala-Okonjo, The New Central Bank of Nigeria Governor,
Prof. Charles Soludo and other key economic policy matters.

It was discovered to the dismay of all participants that your payment
has
been unnecessarily delayed despite been cleared by the authorized
Financial
regulatory bodies.

It was discovered that some unscrupulous individuals aiming to
frustrating
all your efforts have removed some vital documents from your payment
file.

However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization, notarization,

computerization and re-documentation committee has been set up to
finally
perfect all the necessary documentation to that effect.

After much strict scrutiny on your file, we discovered that some top
government
officials in Nigeria especially in banks are working against your
interest
in this case.

We have decided to go into a pact with reputable Banks to settle your
payment.

You are to contact me immediately for the setting up of your accredited
payment access code number, password and allocation of foreign exchange
for your Payment through the nominated bank.

Contact me via E-mail: [email protected]

Best regards

Dr. Emmanuel Sam

Chief Financial Consultant,

Federal Ministry of Finance.

Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll take it into consideration.

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"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll try, but I can't assure a confirmation.
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llamedos
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In gratification of your wonderful donation of the means for a communication with your lad, I make the suggestion, with no exaggeration, that the exhilaration of a possible proliferation of alliteration will completely and utterly screw him up

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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears I need some insulation from the litigous insinuations and accusations with regards to my quotations

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Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO.
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Nap - the continuation of your conversation regarding your illustrations about your protestations can only lead to further perpetration of condemnation by this association. I should warn you prolongation of your interrogation into the divination of my contemplation will eventually lead to your elimination.

In summation, exploration of your frustration is not conducive to gratification.

@llamedos - thanks for the inspiration.

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Mortar x8
"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I will cease my manifestation to avoid my termination so that I can enjoy some relaxation

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Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO.
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Nap - Your determination to be an inspiration to our aspirations is motivation to us all.

Congratulations on your realization relaxation, in combination with sedation and libations, is key to preventing your alienation.

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Mortar x8
"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No more -ations for me. It's 2.00 AM here and me gots to be getting to beddy bye.

If you plan a redundation, send me an invitation. Wink
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Expect my full cooperation.

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Mortar x8
"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Without further procrastination, I will make the prognostication that this will deteriorate into regurgitation.

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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

it might be hard to find justification
for giving this thread a rejuvination
without some form of emancipation
and possibly a test using titration

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Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whomever is responsible for the creation of this abomination should recieve the humiliation of incarceration.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The regulation of this creation needs to be taken into consideration.
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Adebayo
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Felicitations.

I offer respectful salutations to the veterans of this great vocation on the installation of the 'ation' committee.
As the humble scribe of the 419eaters Translation, Interpretation, Decodification and Codification committee, I would like to express my adulation for nadnerbs satsifactory exploration of the subject of masturbation, particularly his mention of lubrication. I recollect a proclamation in a highly regarded publication that marstubation and self exploration practiced in moderation with proper lubrication is, in fact, a solution to sexual frustration. Admittedly, upon contemplation, that might have been a slight exaggeration. At the time, however, it was needed consolation, taking into consideration the duration I had endured without practicing penetration.
Anyway, I apologize for the duration of my deviation. My shameless elaboration is just a dumb attempt at emulation. I submit that immitation is a form of admiration. Apologies for my messed up punctuation.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After loads of contemplation I decided to join the 'ation nation.
Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And after all these posts, and I say this with hesitation, there has been no conversation on the subject of flatulation or constipation.

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Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO.
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nadnerb
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Adebayo-

I feel intimidation at the realization you've achieved domination in the subject of masturbation and the creation of so many words ending in "-ation".

I humbly concede without hesitation your post is an example of pure inspiration.

Congratulations on your interpretation without prevarication!

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"fuck your ass fuck all your family in the name of dead, have happy bad day soon..."
-Amechi Ebere
"LET ME WARND YOU FOR THE LAST TIME DONNOT EVER TAKE FOR A JUCK OK I AM A GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA"
-Prof. Charles Soludo
"i bet you're conceived from a monkey-style pregnancy. go ahead and prove that you're a product of rape...a product of collective virused sperm poured in to your mom's stinking ass by hoodlums. "
-thesolicitors
"...my mother is undergoing enormous stress and high blood pressure caused by Overthinking..."
-Ibrahim Bongani
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llamedos
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With decompartmentalization previously affecting my concentration, I now, with due admiration humbly submit my application, that Adebayo be given complete acceleration, with no deformation, and with the stipulation of admiration, to the position of "Top Creation of Alliteration"

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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL

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