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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my funnier YIM chats, especially with the scammers reaction near the end where I decided to bring in the name of one of my ex pets into the bait:

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norman_fletcher2004 (11:12:49 AM): hi
nathanielwilliams721 (11:13:24 AM): COOL
nathanielwilliams721 (11:13:35 AM): AND YOU
nathanielwilliams721 (11:13:36 AM): ALS PLZ
norman_fletcher2004 (11:13:48 AM): UK and you?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:15:01 AM): NIGERIA
norman_fletcher2004 (11:15:21 AM): what can I do for you?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:15:29 AM): I AM A LAWYER
nathanielwilliams721 (11:15:29 AM): LISA BY NAME
norman_fletcher2004 (11:16:00 AM): m or f?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:16:15 AM): FEMALE
nathanielwilliams721 (11:16:43 AM): I WILL LIKE YOU TO SIT A TRANSACTION FOR ME HERE IN NIGERIA
norman_fletcher2004 (11:16:58 AM): tell me more about it and I will consider
nathanielwilliams721 (11:18:28 AM): OK GIVE ME YOUR MAIL ADDRESS I WILL SEND YOU THE FULL DETAILS SO YOU CAN READ AND REPLY IMMEDIATELY SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH THE TRANSACTION
norman_fletcher2004 (11:18:46 AM): why can't you tell me now?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:19:58 AM): yOU WOUNT UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU SEE IT IN MAIL
nathanielwilliams721 (11:20:10 AM): ITS NOT WORTH TELLING ON CHAT
nathanielwilliams721 (11:20:40 AM): IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DRAFT, IS JUST FOR ME TO SEND IT TO U
norman_fletcher2004 (11:21:10 AM): are you saying only stupid people use this medium?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:22:31 AM): NO DONT GET ME WRONG, I AM ONLY TRYING TO BE STRAIGHT FORWARD
nathanielwilliams721 (11:22:32 AM): THEN IF YOU WISH PLS READ AS I SEND
norman_fletcher2004 (11:22:58 AM): so am I.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:23:56 AM): ARE YOU READY
nathanielwilliams721 (11:24:27 AM): Dear Friend, I am Barrister Eugine Igwe(SAN) Barrister and solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.JOHN Cornelia, a national of your Country,who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) here in Nigeria, here in shall be refered as my client.On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their three hildren were involved in a ghastly auto accident along Sagbama Express Road,and unfortunately, all occupants of the vehicle lost their ives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved nsuccessful.
norman_fletcher2004 (11:24:32 AM): tell me what you want of me now or I am not interested.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:25:01 AM): After these several unsuccessful attempts, I ecided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family or any close name to his, hence I contacted you.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:25:30 AM): ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME
norman_fletcher2004 (11:26:36 AM): No. First of all you tell me your name is Lisa and now you say your name is Barrister Eugine Igwe. Seems you have an identity crisis.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:27:02 AM): OK I WANT YOU TO STAND AS A NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT TO CLAIM THE FUND WORTH 25 MILLION US DOLLARS IF NOT THE BANK WILL SIT ON IT
nathanielwilliams721 (11:27:32 AM): THAT IS THE NAME OF THE SENIOR LAWYER INCHARGE OF MY CASE
nathanielwilliams721 (11:27:36 AM): OK
norman_fletcher2004 (11:28:21 AM): no. are you incapable of handling a case by yourself?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:29:53 AM): yOU DONT UNDERSTAND
nathanielwilliams721 (11:30:18 AM): WE ARE ALL WORKING UNDER THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA AND HE WAS APPOINTED FOR THIS PARTICULAR ONE BECAUSE WE NEED A FORIEGN BODY TO CLAIM THIS FUND FROM THE BANK
norman_fletcher2004 (11:30:28 AM): I understand perfectly. You are incapable of handling a case by yourself.
norman_fletcher2004 (11:31:00 AM): That is if you are indeed a lawyer.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:31:46 AM): YES
nathanielwilliams721 (11:32:04 AM): WHEN WE ARE SET TO START IT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I WILL THEN SEND YOU MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
norman_fletcher2004 (11:33:01 AM): please do so. I am finding this all very hard to believe as the truth. my e-mail is [email protected]
nathanielwilliams721 (11:36:37 AM): OK PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE ME TILL LATER IN TH DAY BECAUSE IT IS 1:00AM HERE. I CANT DO THAT NOW UNTIL ITS DAY TIME WHEN I WILL BE ABLE TO SCAN AND SEND IT TO YOU
norman_fletcher2004 (11:37:12 AM): why? doesn't your scanner or e-mail work at night?
nathanielwilliams721 (11:38:56 AM): iTS WORKING ITS JUST THAT THE VOLTAGE OF LIGHT WE ARE USEING HERE IN NIGERIA IS NOT STABLE. SO IF I PUT IT ON NOW THE SYSTEM MIGHT GO OFF OK
norman_fletcher2004 (11:39:46 AM): then why are you using a computer at night, it might go off too.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:40:44 AM): NO, IT WOUNT BECAUSE ITS BUILT WITH A SPECIAL STEP DOWN INSIDE
norman_fletcher2004 (11:41:37 AM): you know nothing about computers then. there is no such device built into computers. I know because I manufacture them.
norman_fletcher2004 (11:42:44 AM): either send me your details immediately or I am not interested in helping you!
nathanielwilliams721 (11:46:46 AM): SINCE YOU DONT BELIEVE I AM ALAWYER PLS YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE PATIENT THEN I WILL SENT IT IN THE MORNING
norman_fletcher2004 (11:49:03 AM): I have just received another e-mail from someone else with a proposal very similar to yours. Their client and family were also killed in a very tragic motor accident on the Sagbama Expressway. Must be a very dangerous road.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:50:27 AM): YES I KNOW
nathanielwilliams721 (11:50:29 AM): ITS FROM THE OFFICE HERE
nathanielwilliams721 (11:50:53 AM): WE ARE REALLY LOOKING FOR WHO CAN STAND FOR THIS FUND AS THE NEXT OF KIN
norman_fletcher2004 (11:51:29 AM): oh, so you also have an Abba Abacha working with your firm as well.
norman_fletcher2004 (11:52:07 AM): The name of his client was different to the name of your client.
nathanielwilliams721 (11:52:33 AM): YES
nathanielwilliams721 (11:52:56 AM): THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO KNOW MAY BE YOU ARE FIT FOR THE JOB
nathanielwilliams721 (11:53:15 AM): AND THAT MAY BE YOU WILL FALL FOR ANOTHER PROPOSAL
nathanielwilliams721 (11:53:57 AM): I GAVE THEM YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
norman_fletcher2004 (11:56:08 AM): and you are a lying little girl of a scammer. Yes, I know you are one of these 419 scammers. you are not a lawyer and you don't have anyone by the name of Abba Abacha working with you. Go back to fucking goats.
norman_fletcher2004 (11:56:47 AM): I was just testing you out to see if you would fall for a silly trick which you did - hook, line and sinker!!!
norman_fletcher2004 (11:58:03 AM): all my friends are now laughing at you and your stupidity.
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