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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Everyone: I'm sorry, it's my fault. I forgot to take my Prozac this morning. Smile

I'll be going back and editing my previous posts as soon as I can.

But until then, here's a few standard replies that you can insert into whatever topic is being discussed.

Please use them often, so that I can be one of the cool guys and hang out in the clubhouse again.

@ Anyone: I agree 100%

@ Anyone: You said it !

@ Anyone: Wish I'd have thought of that.

@ Anyone: My feelings exactly. Smile

@ Anyone: That's HILARIOUS !! SmileSmile ( you get 2 smileys )

@ New Guy: Get a mentor.

@ New Guy: Read the "stickies".

@ Peter Long: Go F**K yourself, we don't like your kind !

Well, that should cover things while I'm gone.

I've got to get out to the barn.

I've got a pregnant Smiley mare that could give birth anytime.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't wait any longer to tell you:


@ Everyone: R.O.T.F.L.M.B.F.W.A.O !!

( rolling on the floor laughing my big fat white ass off )

I'm very sorry...seriously.

It was all just my idea of a stupid joke.

I just so happened to have recently closed a very

profitable "deal" in real life and I wanted to celebrate somehow.

My current mugu's are pretty boring and stupid, so I thought that I'd

"bait" some smart people for a change.

What better way than to jab a stick into this hornets nest and RUN !! Smile

Please forgive me for the "button pushing", it was all meant in good fun.

You guys all performed admirably, and should be quite proud of yourselves.

Oh man....if you could've only SEEN yourselves ! Smile

I promise that I'll never do it again.

Ah...you guys ain't REALLY pissed are ya ??

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, yeah.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh you were just teasing us!

I see.

And every victim we warn knew it was a scam anyway and has a brother in the FBI.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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And since my latest donation in this forum has only garnered me the hatred of it's members,


We don't hate you. That's too much work. Just finding you really grating at the moment.

Quote:

ranging from the quaint "You're a chocolate star-fish" to the rather ominous sounding "I hope we never meet in real life". * Just a quick side note to whoever wrote that particular little retort. I'm a proud American that fully avails myself of my Constitutional right to "keep and bear arms", so, please, let's keep the testosterone to a minimum o.k


Ah, that little statment definitely proves you aren't paying any attention. If you were, you would know who the heck you're arguing with, and better yet, know how silly it is to talk about testosterone when one of the people who said they hoped they never crossed paths with you in real life is a female regular.

You're no longer funny. Wait, you were never funny. Hell, you're not even a fun troll.

Your idea of a stupid joke, huh? Well, you're half right.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@EgyptKah: I really AM sorry you know.

I started feeling guilty after reading some of

the stories that people posted

and suddenly it wasn't as funny as I had originaly thought it'd be.

But in the BEGINING....Oh man,

" Get over it Grandma, so you lost a few grand.

Shut up and quit your bitching! "....or

" Hey, let's all try and LOVE our mugu's, they're people

too"....R.O.F.L. ...ah....HA !

Would anyone like to make a donation to the

"Peter Long Mugu Outreach Center" ??

There'll be one opening in YOUR neighborhood soon ! Smile

R.O.F.L. !!

I know, I'm an ass-hole, but you've GOT to admit....

I FOOLED YA ! Smile

Don't hate me o.k. ?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Don't hate me o.k. ?



Too late. Train's left the station. You're just digging yourself a bigger hole.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peter.

Please

don't

post

like

this.

It makes me even less willing to read your posts. And please change your avatar. Yes, it is amusing but it is also disconcerting and I feel that it may reflect your personality more than you realise.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peter..I have to agree with most of the others..you are really aiming to get yourself "troll" status.And most trolls get barred.
That was me being nice..now the other half..

Get your head out of your butt and really read this and understand..
Years ago when my kids were about 4 & 2 years old,I was working at 3 jobs to support them.I couldn't afford a tv let alone a computer,and I was damned if i would go on welfare.
Nothing heroic,just damned pride.
If i had owned a computer and an offer like that would have come in,i would have entertained getting job #4 and never seeing my kids,let the babysitter watch them..to send scammers the money.
I would have thought that I would have been helping my kids with their future.
Because these kids had no other relatives...just me,and if something were to happen to me they would have placed in protective custody.
We ate peanut butter,chicken noodle soup...forget about meat.
This is the only time i will share this with anyone..so don't tell me vicitim's are greedy..they are desperate,lonely,and bloody afraid.
So shut up,read more threads and stop trying to start flame wars.

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Peter Long
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Everyone: Man...what a tough crowd, I'm going to FIRE my agent!
I'll teach him to book me in this joint again. Guys...relax...take a chill pill.
It was a joke. Bad taste, perhaps, let the future generations argue that one.
But, if we can't laugh at ourselves occasionally....you finish it. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peter, pray tell have you heard of a Roy D. Mercer? He's on the phone for you now. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/sillietillie/14108lala1.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you've missed the point that no one's laughing.

Well, okay, I'm laughing at the sumo wrestler in the tutu...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ sillietillie: I'm sorry, they don't let me out of the "home" too often. Who is he and what's he want?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like me he's probably praying for a mod to come along and lock this thread. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

noxy wrote:
Like me he's probably praying for a mod to come along and lock this thread. Rolling Eyes


Well now you've lost me ??

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, and while I'm on a fresh rant..it is bloody rude to hijack someone else's thread.
nuff said.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll chip in a little again. I work, not in law-enforcement, but in security. Often, we see street crime and the victims of such even before police or ambulances. If someone's home has been broken into, we're there first. If there's a street fight, we're usually there first. If there's a robbery, we're often there first. If there's an assault, we're often there first.

I've seen a lot, more than most, and I know what crime is. Crime doesn't hurt your body, for the most part. Crime hurts your mind, and soul. Your dignity is taken when someone robs you.

You're humiliated when someone steals from you.
You're scarred on the inside when someone tricks your money from you.
Your soul get wounded when someone invades your home, abuses your trust or lures you into deceiving your friends and family.
Outside wounds heal. Money can be replaced.
Bleedings stop and bruises disappear, but the fear and humiliation remains.

I've seen rape victims turn away because they can't look you in the eye, when the rest of their bodies are exposed. Shame, fear and humiliation.
Those are the things that kill silently, ruthlessly. Those are the things 419-scammers cause.

If I can keep a scammer away from his computer 15 minutes - maybe enough time for a victim to think again - I'm a hero. So is TexanCSI, EgyptKah, Shiver, MrsBean, Eatyo Urgreens, and all the others.

Take another minute to think things said here in this thread over.

You're not joking.
You're stealing time.
You're not funny, you're a menace.
You're not smart, you're ignorant when you make claims that we are not getting at the root of crime.

We steal criminals's time! Time is money. Money that can spell death or deliverance for a potential victim.

So fu*k you and your besserwisser attitude, hoss. We don't like you anymore. You're not doing any good, and until you prove otherwise, I don't think you're worth a minute more of mine, or anyone else's time.

-M-

Edit: Yeah...I'm sorry about the threadjack as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Everyone:
I think that the bulk of the hostility generated by my little prank, only goes to show a much deeper insecurity that lies within ALL of us.
You see, if I can pull off something as stupid as this and you (the angry person) fell for it.
That means that you're vulnerable to a liar, just as we ALL are.
And that means, that we're not perfect like we try to fool ourselves into thinking that we are....and that means, we can be hurt.
Nobody likes to think that, but it's true.
So,once again I'm sorry that my tasteless joke exposed this vulnerability that we ALL share, it wasn't my intention.
It was just a stupid joke.
But, if you're STILL actually angry or upset by it,
it might give you a little something to mentally chew on.
That can only result in a deeper understanding of yourself and that's a good thing,
if it results in positive changes in your life.
Don't worry about the bill, this one's on me.
* About the ONLY truthful statement in my previous postings,
was the one about being paid to solve problems. Smile


EDIT: yeah, sorry about the thread jacking also.

No harm intended.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Then maybe you can solve yourself into an apology to SusieFaye for turning a what should have been a very positive thread into a flame war...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ SlayerFaith: She was just an innocent bystander in this, I think that I've apologized enough to everyone.
There's not much point in screaming to a deaf person. If someone is going to still be angered by my joke,
they'll never stop and I don't intend to spend anymore of MY time trying to smooth their ruffled feathers.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
...And that means, that we're not perfect like we try to fool ourselves into thinking that we are....and that means, we can be hurt.
Nobody likes to think that, but it's true...But, if you're STILL actually angry or upset by it, it might give you a little something to mentally chew on.


Has your shrink been giving you thoughts about life again? Rolling Eyes

I think your looking too deeply into things - you're not focusing!

I think this is us: banghead

apologies for my flame, its not a flame its a spark. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it was a joke, it certainly wasn't funny. Not even remotely. And, more importantly, it was NOT appreciated. Certainly not by those who wasted their time posting replies, and not by those of us who merely wasted our time reading your juvenile rantings. Your apologies ring hollow. Your prank, if indeed that's what it was, was infantile and mean-spirited. Your continued beating of the same dead horse is beyond annoying. The mods may or may not lock this thread, but as for me, I'm out of here. I have better things to do than read any more of your posts.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Marvis: R.O.F.L.... you could be on to something...I'll ask him Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Never has that deliberate ambiguety in master baiter been more clear. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

R.O.F.L.....still.
This is great man, this continued hostility is un-real.
I especially love the ones that say:
IF this was a joke....
IF...as in, "I don't believe that someone could lie well enough to
fool ME....he's lying about lying to us! "
Ah....HA....HA...
Sure buddy, you're right. You got me.
I was lying about lying to you....
there's NO way that YOU could ever be fooled. Smile
Sorry man, but once again...I'm paid for my time.
This little "club" is just for fun and it don't pay
me anything...so, I really have no reason to try and
lie on top of a lie on top of another lie.....
just so that people will LIKE me. You understand that right?
I am REALLY sorry that you were upset.
But my friend, you were fooled....deal with it.
Even the smartest of us can be fooled sometimes,
Peter Long included.

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