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unome
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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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SIR, WE WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE EXACT AMOUNT THAT YOU WILL BE DEPOSITING BY TODAY.
BELOW IS OUR ACCOUNT DETAILS, YOU CAN MAKE A WIRE TRANSFER FROM YOUR BANK TO THIS ACCOUNT:(PLEASE PRINT)


A/C NAME: ****** EDWARD KELVIN

BANK NAME: ASPIS BANK GREECE

SWIFT CODE:ASPB GRAA

BRANCH: ACHARNON BRANCH

IBAN NO: GR 83047011**0001120100086**





WHE YOU MAKE THE TRANSFER YOU MUST SCAN AND SEND TO US A COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU BY YOUR BANK(PLEASE NOTE THIS IS VERY IMPORTNAT)

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS TRANSACTION , SO PLEASE WE WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR PAYMENT BY TODAY BEING AS WE HAVE SAID BEFORE.

REGARDS,

MR GRAZITTO

FOR ZITTOVESSELS LTD.


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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
HI Gazonko

I will not be able to make payment today as it is a bank holiday in the UK today.

I will make payment of the deposit tomorow but first you nead to confirm the deposit amount for me again.

Please can you confirm for me that Katerina speaks english?

Please can you tell me some of the naughty things these girls like to do?

Thanks

Sir Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sir,
Katerina has spent some of her lifetime in United Kingdom and there he was able to learn to communicate in good english, both girls speak english.
The deposite to be made is US$200,000.
The grils are there to make you happy...Wink

Grazitto


I want to know how happy the sea wifes will make me Wink

Quote:
Grazitto

I am unable to get my hands on $200,000 before the sale of the house
(Due to complete next week) Will $100,000 be OK as a deposit?

Please can you advise me what of the following practise's I can expect
the two sea wife's preform? Felching, sodomy, Gerbilling, Paraphobia,
Three in a bed, golden showers, rimming, sadomasochism, snowballing,zoophilia

Thanks

Sir Ben


See the following for what gerbilling is Laughing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sir,
If that is the case , you can go ahead and deposite the $100,000 at hand to our bank account in Greeec that we have given to you

Well i think the girls are good in all the activities you mentioned, so you can expect all the practises from your sea wives.

WE BE EXPECTING TO GET YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS BY TOMORROW.

REGARDS.

MR GRAZITTO

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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unome
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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I Get this at 9am this moring. You cant say hes not quick
Quote:

SIR , WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE RETURNED FROM THE BANK, PLEASE SEND US A COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP AS SOON AS YOU RETURN FROM YOUR BANK.
THANK YOU.
MR GRAZITTO


Quote:
Hi Gazonki

I have just got back from the bank. I have made the payment.

Have you had a chance to confirm for certain with the girls that I can
expect all the practises I require when you get a chance.

Thanks

Sir Ben


I Realy think he wants to see the payment slip Rolling Eyes

Quote:
SIR, IF YOU HAVE MADE THE PAYMENT IT IS VERY NECESSARY THAT YOU SCAN AND SEND A COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP OR RECEIPT THAT YOUR BANK GAVE YOU AFTER YOU MADE THE PAYMENT, THIS WILL ENABLE US TO BE ABLE TO CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT.
I WILL BE WAITNG IN MY OFFICE TO RECEIVE THE SLIP FROM YOU AND AS SOON AS I GET IT , I WILL BE CHANCED TO GO AND CONFIRM WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO .

GRAZITTO


I send him one (all be it icon size)

Quote:
Hi Garankio

I have attached a copy of the payment slip. Why do you nead it do you
not trust me?

Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The "is it squid proof" one made me laugh till it hurt.

I can only ever hope to half the baiting skills. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I get two emails complaining about the scan I sent

Quote:
Sir ,
Thank for sending the slip as we requested , but we where unable to open the attachment so please try and reattach the file again and send to us while i will be out to confirm the girls for the practises you outlisted .
Thank you for your efforts
Grazitto


and then

Quote:
SIR, PLEASE DOWNLOAD AND REATTACHE THE SLIP AGAIN , THE ONE YOU SENT WAS NOT WELL DOWNLOADED SO WE WHERE NOT ABLE TO VIEW IT.
I WILL GIVE YOU FEED BACK ON THE GIRLS AS SOON AS I HAVE THEM.
REGARDS
GRAZITTO

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Things have got a bit boring recently so I will try and just post the highlights Wink

I send him another copy of the payment slip this time a tiny bit biger but abasingly he manages to read it and descovers that the bank number is a little bit wrong Twisted Evil

Quote:

SIR, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO VIEW THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SENT , BUT THERE WAS AN ERROR ON THE IBN NO. THAT YOU ENTERED IN THE SLIP. THE CORRECT IBN NO. IS.......


I send him back

Quote:
Hi Gazzonki

That was the number you gave me the fist time.

Why are you messing me around?

You still have not confirmed with the Sea wife's that they will be
happy to endorse all my fantasy's? I am especially kean to have a go
at Gerbiling.

Ben


He sends back a long concerned email bacicaly telling me to contact the bank

So I send

Quote:
I have gone to the bank.They said that there is nothing they can do as
payment has been sent.

What will hapen now is that it will get to the bank at your end and be
rejected as it is a invalid account number but this will take a day or
so.

I will let you know as soon as the money is back in my account.

In the mean time please can you check to see if the girls are up for a
bit of gerbilling?

Thanks

Sir Ben


He Replys

Quote:
Dont you think that that will be risky,well if that is what the bank said then we will wait .
I was able to confirm from the girls, they where quite wonderful , they are good in most of the practices mostly gerbilling.


Quote:
Hi Gaztittiteo

It is good of you to wait for the bank as I know you have some other
interest in the sub.

It is because of this that I am Inviting you to spend some time on the
sub this summer with me and the sea wife's. Who knows maybe we could
indulge in a bit of gerbilling.

We could also take the sub to go and see the swiss alps.

Please confirm if this is ok

Thanks

Sir Ben


Is money all this guy cares about Confused

Quote:
WELL THAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU .
BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH YOUR BANK TO KNOW WHEN THE MONEY IS RETURNED.


Quote:
No problem Gayotit

I will let you know as soon as I hear from the bank.

Can I ask are you into Gerbiling. I like doing business with gentelmen
withsimilar interests.

Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No Reply for 2 days and then

Quote:
SIR , I WILL LIKE TO KNOE IF YOU HAVE HEARD FROM YOU BANK , WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AHEAD TO HEAR FROM YOU.
PLEASE GET BACK AT US .
MR GRAZITTO


Quote:
Hi Gazonki

Good news allround. The bank have rang me and told me that the money
will be returened to my bank monday. And my solicitor has rung me to
tell me that the house sell is also due to compleate monday.

Thanks

Sir Ben


Quote:
OK SIR , IT WILL WISE THAT YOU GO TO THE BANK ON MONDAY TO RETRANSFER THE MONEY TO OUR ACCOUNT THIS TIME YOU HAVE TO PRINT OUT THE ACCOUNT DETAILS AND TAKE TIME TO FILL IT IN THE SLIP.
WE WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS .
MR GRAZITTO

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunday I get a email detailing the account details again

Quote:
SIR, HERE IS OUR ACCOUNT DETAILS AGAIN PLEASE PRINT IT AND TAKE WITH YOU TO THE BANK ON MONDAY TO AVOID ANY MORE MISTAKE IN THE TRANSFER ,PLEASE TAKE TIME TO COPY THE IBN NO.OF OUR ACCOUNT..........


I am geting sick of his constent moaning about transfer slips and IBN numbers so send him this Wink
Quote:

Hi Graziitoman

I have had some bad news today so will be unable to attend the bank today.

Sir Ben


And than to Mikes address (I dont know if it is still valid)

Quote:
Hi Mike

I received some bad news today. It appears that Sherlock Lambert has
escaped from prison.

If he trys to contact you Email me immediately.

Sir Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about trying to register the sub in Switzerland and needing the Seaworthiness Certificate..............You couldn't move it until it is registered in the home port of course.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No replys from mike. Crying or Very sad and Grazitto is being boring and only sending me emails telling me how to pay(there are loads more but I have not bothered to post them). So I send Grazzitto this Twisted Evil

Quote:
HI Grazzitto

Your attitude seems to have changed. You used to be a friendly guy but
now all you seam interest in is getting my money! When I offered you a
holiday on my new submarine with me you did not seam interested. I
don't know if this is the type of person who I want to do bissiness
with. After all this is a big investment.

Yours

Sir Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is so upset at the thought of loosing "his" money that he results to a biggher font size Rolling Eyes

Quote:
DEAR SIR, I AM WITH YOU.

WE HAVE SPENT SOO MUCH TIME IN THIS TRANSACTION THATS WHY I AM GETTING WORRIED

_________________
"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I "soo" think it is time to inject some paranoia Twisted Evil

Quote:
I don't know.

I fear there maybe some problems.

Let me explain the situation. The bad news I told you about was that
my Ex butler had escaped from prison. I know you do not know this man
but speak to mike and he will tell you that he is a very dangerous man
and has all ready made one attempt on my life.

I received a email from someone saying that they were Mr Grazitto the
other day and that they had had there email account hacked and not to
talk to the person on this email address. I thought this was strange
at the time. but I did not mention it to you as I did not want to
jeopardise are dealings.

About the same time you became very one tracked as to getting the
money. This leads me to believe that there is a possibility that ether
you or the person who contacted me on the other email address is
infact the dastardly Sherlock Lambert.Cool

Yours

Sir Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

haha thanks for the lol

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
SIR , IF YOU ARE READY FOR PAYMENT LET ME KNOW.
THERE ARE OTHER BUYERS WHO WANT TO BUY THIS VESSELS SO WE GIVE MONDAY TO MAKE YOUR PAYMENT AND AFTER THAT DAY IF WE DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT WILL HAVE TO SELL THE VESSELS FOR OTHER BUYER , WE HAVE SPENT SOO MUCH TIME WITH THIS TRANSACTION.
(About 3mths now) Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

THANK YOU .
MR GRAZITTOO


Quote:
Who do you think you are trying to threaten me?

I don't think that you are not Grazitto!

Please stop emailing me as I am trying to conduct a some serious
business and I am not going to fall for you silly games.

The real Grazitto has informed me that you are a lire a chav and a fraud!

Sir Ben

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"I will work it out and get back at you, but am sure
that it will travel quite far in 10 kilometers" -Mr Grazzito Magritto AKA Mike

"and also you can be charged of money smoggling" - Mike

"FOR I PRAY THAT FOR THIS MAN HAVE COST IN MY LIFE THAT GOD WILL PUNISH HIM AND KILL HIM BY ACIDENT AMEN" -Joe

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A chav! Classic! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3 months of wasted time; brilliant. I like the pong factor Smile

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