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On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 21:09:20 +0200, johna john
<[email protected]> wrote:

Quote:

DEAR.MR JOHN KERRY III

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU,WHICH IS
<<Blah Blah Blah. He gives a description, tells me he's married and sends photos and a fake passport scan>>

I respond in a bit of a rush and decide to just mess with his head

Quote:

> you're a sexy man. are you happy in your marriage? do
> you ever think
> about being with another man?
>
>
> kisses,
> JK III

He wasn't too happy about this

Quote:

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU.
WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT HAS COME OVER YOU? WHY ALL THIS
MAIL TO ME AFTER ALL MY INFORMATIONS REQUESTED FROM ME, YET
YOU ARE CURSING ME.

I AM SHOCKED WHEN I READ YOUR LAST MAIL SENT TO ME.
AT THIS JUNCTURE,IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND CAPABLE TO
HANDLE THIS $15M TRANSACTION KINDLY WRITE AND LET ME KNOW.

AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE AND YOUR
PASSPORT AND FIRST COPY OF YOUR NATIONAL ID.

LOOKING FORWARD TO MY HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST.

THANKS AND BEST REGARD,

YOUR FAITHULLY.

MR DAVID PHILIP.

OK let's see what he's willing to endure for the money. I have a few other baits going on so I just want to toy with this one and not spend much time on it.

Quote:

>I do think I can handle 15M dollars but I would like to handle you as
>well. When we are finished with this transaction maybe you and I can
>get a room somewhere? I am a very good looking man if you are willing
>to explore a little. Let me know in both cases.

>Hugs,
>JK III

Guest

I think it'd be funny to send him a pic of a gay dude in a twink outfit or something. Something homo-erotic, but not overtly so. Enough for him to think "WTF?" but not enough to scare him off.

Bill

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:41 pm

You can always ask questions like:

1) How many Pet Shop Boys CD's do you have?
2) Do you like movies about gladiators?
3) If you could be a Village Person, which one would you be and why?
4) Have you ever been to Disneyland in June?*
5) Do you own a shar-pei?
6) Do you own a Mazda Miata?
7) Pitcher or catcher?

*I have. With my wife and I. It was weird being on the shuttle bus and hearing "Look at the straight couple!"

Guest

I've been trying to just freak him so I can focus on the other baits I've put more work into (made a doctored passport etc) but he just won't go away. Kids got alligator blood.

Quote:

DEAR HUGS
JK III

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT WHATEVER
WE WILL DO I WILL LIKE TO YOU TO SEND THE INFORMATIONS
REQUESTED SO WE CAN PROCEED.

PLEASE DO THAT FAST FOR WE HAVE NO MUCH TO
DELAY,IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE INFORMATIONS I WILL SECURE
THE DOCUMENTS NEEDED.

NOET THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE SO YOU HAVE NO
PROBLEM.

WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE.

DAVID PHILIP.

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That sounds lovely my darling. Send me what ever information is
needed and I will make sure the documents are secured. France is nice
this time of year. Maybe you and I can take a sojourn there after we
complete our transaction. Do you have any more pictures of yourself?
Maybe in a swimsuit?

Dreaming of you,
JK III

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Attn. dear,

I did not understand what you are saying, are you the one
to secure documents for me? Tell me your real name and send
me your personal phone number.And also if you are interestd
on this business send all the informations needed. Once you
send the informations i will send it to the bank for them
to transfer the fund to your account immeadiately, so that
we do whatever you wish, and remember that to make an
investment will be the best .

I am waiting for finalisation of this transaction depending
on your positive response and seriousness.

So do what i ask you to do if you are interested.

David.

Quote:

My name is John Xavier Kerry III. My phone number is 212-432-4040.
Are we to have phone sex? oh HOW exciting! I've never really done this before.

JK III

Quote:

Attn John,

Please whatever we will do wil be after this transaction,
sex or whatever but let us finish the transaction first
then i will come to your country invest my own share of he
fund based on your advice.

Moreover the bank will contact you for the release of the
to your account.

Whatever you discuss with the bank do let me know for
guidians.

Best regards,

David.

Larry Flynt's questions are just to damn funny not to send along so they've been included in my latest message. I also added some more demands (that I really hope he doesn't comply with) to the end of the message.

Quote:

I will be more then happy to "entertain" you in my country. So I can set the proper mood please tell me the following:

1) How many Pet Shop Boys CD's do you have?
2) Do you like movies about gladiators?
3) If you could be a Village Person, which one would you be and why?
4) Have you ever been to Disneyland in June?
5) Do you own a shar-pei?
6) Do you own a Mazda Miata?
7) Pitcher or catcher?

Where is the picture I requested of you cutie pie? Don't tease daddy! Send the picture soon or you're getting a spanking when you come to America! What you might like that.. NO spanking for you if there isn't a picture soon!

nipple twist,

JK III

Guest

I guess it WAS him I sent the passport to. I can't keep track of all these baits. I used a photo of some random "john" from images.google.com and a picture of Janis Joplin's passport. Which should have tipped him off since the passports from the late 60's look nothing like the current ones. I've been trying to build a whole dossier on my fake JK III persona so I can roll into the next bait with little effort. Where do the scammers get all their passports doctored? Does anyone have a good template to work from?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 623

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made a doctored passport

We don't encourage sending out faked passports. The lads use them to scam more victims and some victims believe they are real, however fake they may look. Moreover, it's completely unnecessary. I have never sent out a fake passport to a lad. See also this thread: http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=279206

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 623

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Which should have tipped him off since the passports from the late 60's look nothing like the current ones.

No. Lads are stupid, they'd fall for any passport.

Guest

I didn't really think about that angle. Even though it's a terrible passport I wouldn't want to see it recycled. I've read through some of the tips and FAQs but what is a good way to stall if the lad is asking for photo and passport?

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:05 am

just write <attachment-passport.jpeg> on the bottom of your letter and then call the mugu a dumbass for not being able to open it hahahahah

Guest

I guess he got scared off or figured out it was a bait. I haven't heard back in a week or two. pretty fun for my first bait though. now i'm hooked on this sport!

Guest

I'm actually going to start using the junkwriter program mentioned in one of the other threads. I've actually written my own version of it in perl (just because I liked the challange). It will create an arbitrary sized file (in MB) and then compress the hell out of it. I get 100MB files down to about 100k.
Can't wait for one of the lads to actually open it!
BTW if you try using this the compressed size doesn't always work out. I'm not sure what the deal is but I'm not coding something correctly. Just consider it part of the "to be finished soon" issues on the script.
Here is my version (also posted in the other thread) for anyone interested:

Code:

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
use Archive::Zip qw( :ERROR_CODES :CONSTANTS );
Archive::Zip::setChunkSize( 65536 );
### writejunk.pl by expresidents
### inspired by master baiter hobbes

my $filesize;
my $filename;
my $zipfile;
my $zipsize;
my $multiplier;
my $looplimit;

sub progress
{
my $byte=$_[0];
print "." if ($byte%1000==0);
}

print "Uncompressed file name:";
$filename=<STDIN>;
chomp($filename);

print "\nUncompressed file size (MB):";
$filesize=<STDIN>;
chomp($filesize);
die "file size must be numeric\n" if ($filesize=~/\D/g);

$filesize=($filesize*1024*1024);

print "\nZip file name:";
$zipfile=<STDIN>;
chomp($zipfile);
die "Filename and Zip name need to be different\n" if ($zipfile=~/$filename$/);

print "\nZip file size (KB):";
$zipsize=<STDIN>;
chomp($zipsize);
die "file size must be numeric:\n" if ($zipsize=~/\D/g);
$zipsize=($zipsize*1024);

### calculate multplier based on uncompressed size vs. compressed size
$multiplier=int(($filesize/$zipsize)*1024);

print "Creating $filename";
open(FILE, "> $filename");

$looplimit=int(($filesize/$multiplier));
foreach my $byte (1..$looplimit)
{
my $blob = chr(int(rand(128)));
$blob = $blob x $multiplier;
print FILE $blob;
progress($byte);
}

close(FILE);
print "\n";

print "Creating $zipfile ($zipsize) from $filename ($filesize)\n";
my $zip = Archive::Zip->new();
my $member = $zip->addFile( $filename );
$member->desiredCompressionMethod( COMPRESSION_DEFLATED );
$member->desiredCompressionLevel( 9 );
die 'write error' unless $zip->writeToFileNamed( $zipfile ) == AZ_OK;
unlink($filename);