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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:31 am

The plot: International intrigue abounds! A US citizen is married to
the minister of finance in the Phillipines. The minister alas happens
to be in the Twin Towers on Sep 11, 2001 and is killed. The minister
leaves behind to his wife an inheritance of 10 million dollars! Alas,
the money is stored in a trunk box somewhere in the Ivory Coast.
Geez, you'd think a minister of finance would have a better plan.
Alas, the security company there is charging our poor victim 100
dollars a day in demurrage. The hero must collect the trunk box
and save the poor widow.

The characters:

Madam Beverly Murray, the widow: What a break that she is deaf
and dumb (very dumb) - I don't have to be burdened with phone
calls. I refer to her as "D&D", although I address her as Mrs.Beverly,
Mrs.Murray, or Dr.Murray or whatever combo of names.

Me, the hero: I have removed my fake name here just so I can
continue using it on other baits. Unfortunately you won't get to see
how both the lads and myself vary the spelling (with no mention)
from time to time.

Dr Jean Salah. the security company rep. At first I assumed it to be
a woman, but later she is revealed to be a man. I frequently misspell
her name as "Salad" (with no mention from the lads).

Ikenna Donald, the secretary to Salad. His sole job is to pick up
he money. He writes in all caps, so I refer to him as "the DONALD".

The plan:

Waste their time of course. Secondary plan is to parrot the mugus,
imitating their poor grammar and spelling, and over-using their most
annoying words and phrases. Will they twig, or will their greed blind
them to the fact they are being baited? Take a wild guess!

The opening:

Quote:

From Madam Beverly Murray

Hello,

My name is Madam Beverly Murray.I am deaf and dumb and I am a complete
citizen of the United State of America, widow to the late former
minister of finance in Philippine who was a victim of the terrorist
attack against the United State of America on the 11th September 2001
that crashed at the World Trade Centre in New York .

I inherited a total sum of $10 million dollars from my late husband.
this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited
with a security and finance company at Ivory Coast under a secret
arrangement as a family treasure. This mean's that the security company
does not know the content of this box that was sent from the United
State of America to Ivory Coast under a diplomatic coverage.

My main purpose of sending your this mail is because of the way I found
you and perhaps trustworthy to give this priority of shipping this box
of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in place
with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon. There is need for
urgent action because I'm paying $100 dollars per day as a demurrage to
the security company for keeping this consignment.

I give thank's immensely for the co-operation as I look forward to hear
from you soonest.Please you can contact me at [email protected]

Best Regard,

Madam Beverly Murray.

Why do they give a different email address than the one they sent
from? Let's ask...

Quote:

Why is your email address [email protected] different from the one you used to email me in the first place ([email protected])?

This is a very peculiar way to attempt to start a business transaction,
please explain yourself in this matter.

Oh, for extra contacting goodness...

Quote:

Dear ****** ,

Thanks very much for your email and i wish to clearify you on the reason
why i included my alternative email so that you can always reach me
because most a times it is difficult to access tiscali and then we can
communicate through lapos.net.

It is for easy communication and please am ready to work with you as
soon as you assure me that you can handle this transaction with a every
sincerity so that we can acheive our goal.

I want you to foward to me you full name,addres and contact telephone
numbers so that i can contact to the security company and advice for
further correspondence with you as the new beneficiary of this box.

Looking forward to hear from you.
Yours faithfully,
Murray Beverly.

OK, let's play

Quote:

Dear Murray

OK, that makes sense to me now.

My full name as you already know is ****** . My address is:
PO Box 914
Hood Army Depot, SQ 73
Mil, SD USA 87212

Myy phone number is DSN 420-3156

Looking forward to hearing from you

She introduces the security company. It's all in my hands now, ha ha ha!

Quote:

Dear *****,

Many thanks to your email coupled with the information i requested,but
am sorry to inform you that the telephone is not complete as i cannot
see the area code of the number,please forward it complete immediately.
Now that you have assured me that you can handle this transaction am
very much willing and ready to work with you hence am forwarding the
contact information of the security company and will forward the
certificate of deposit to, you on monday so that you can reach them for
more advice and instruction on how to release this consignment to you.
Contact details.

OVERSEAS CREDIT COMMISSION SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
TEL+225 07122251
FAX+225 22525165
CONTACT PERSON:DR.JEAN SALAH
EMAIL:[email protected]

You should feel free to contact to the company as i have already inform
them of your person and i beleive that within the next few days that
this box will be released as am leaving everything into your hands.

Looking forward to hear from you and i appreciate your concern and
effort to get the box out for our benefit.Always have in mind that you
will be greatly rewarded as soon as this box is released to you.

Yours faithfully,

Mrs.Murray Beverly.

OK, I contact the security company first, with a 64-word lad-style sentence.

Quote:

Dr. Jean Salah,

You do not know me, but my name is *****, dear friend of Madam
Beverly Murray, a complete citizen of the United State of America, widow
to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who was a victim of
the terrorist attack against the United State of America on the 11th
September 2001 that crashed at the World Trade Centre in New York.

I need your assistance to retrieve a metallic trunk box containing family
treasure. Please send the trunk box to me immediately at the following
address:

*****
PO Box 914 Hood Army Depot, SQ 73
Mil, SD USA 87212

And now to let old "deaf and dumb" what's up

Quote:

Mrs Beverly,

I have contacted the security company and have instructed them to
send the trunk box to me. Since you are deaf and dumb, it will be
impossible for me to call you, however I will let you know by email
when I receive the trunk box, at which time you can let me know how
to handle the contents.

The security company needs my phone number...

Quote:

From the desk of Dr.Jean Salah
Overseas Credit Commission Security Company
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire
Tel+225 07122251
Fax+225 22428178

Dear Sir,

We are in receipt of your address and request for the release of the
trunk box deposited by the late husband of Mrs.Beverly.In order for
us to review the deposit file and ascertain this claims you need to
forward to this office the certificate of deposit immediately for the
processing as in line with the procedures.

Once again we thank you for your correspondence and we hope to serve you
better as our your satisfaction is our most prority.Please endavour to
email to us your telephone and fax number in your next email very important.

Thanks for your understanding.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Let's get the document from "D&D". I decide to take advantage of
the deaf and dumb thing.

Quote:

Mrs. Murray,

The security company has contacted me and are asking for the
certificate of deposit, so please hasten and send it to me urgent so
I can successfully execute this transaction. Also send me your
address so I can ship the trunk to you. Since you are deaf and dumb,
I will not bother to call you but will keep you informed with emails.

Meanwhile, I happily misinterpret the security company's last message.

Quote:

Dear Dr. Salad,

Mrs Beverly will be sending me the certificate of deposit today, which
I will forward on to you.

I must inform you that Mrs Beverly is deaf and dumb, so you will not
be able to contact her by phone. I do not know her fax number, but you
can simply forward all your meassage to me here at this email address.

Oops, they want my private number.

Code:

Dear Sir,

We have received your email and would be very greatful to receive the
document as soon as possible so that we can proceed.

You should forward your own private telephone and fax number so that i can
contact to you for information while processing the consignment release.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Let's put an end to this phone/fax number nonsense.

Quote:

Dr Salad,

My phone number is DSN 420-3156. The fax is not private and is
restricted to official military business only, so I don't think that
is a good idea, it is probably better to send me documents by email
instead. I will let you know when I have received the document.
Please prepare the box for shipping to me.

D&D sends some attachment.

Quote:

Dear

Thanks very much for your email and i really appreciate your efforts
to get the box out from the company.I send you the certificate of deposit
now as attachment and please always write me email to inform me how the
things is going.I believe you will end this successfully for the benefit
of us.
God bless you and i hope to read back from you.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Murray Beverly.

I don't even bother looking at the document, and I sure as heck don't
have time to fill out any form, so I just send the document as is
back to the security company. I practice my mugu English and grammar,
that is to say poor grammar, bad spelling, lack of punctuation, and
excessive use of "ok", "urgent" and "immediately". I wonder if they'll
notice the change in my language. Doubtful, greed is so blinding....

Quote:

Dear

I am sending you the document you need for to release the trunk box to
me. Please send immediately to my home address that I have given to you
PO Box 914
Hood Army Depot, SQ 73
Mil, SD USA 87212

This box contains personal items belonging to my dear friend Mrs Beverly
so you now know the contents and do not need to unlock or open the box ok.
It is a matter of urgency as my friend is sick and has lost her hearing
and needs to retrive several items from the trunk so please finish
processing my consignment and send it to me today.

I keep D&D informed.

Quote:

Dear

I have sent the security company the document you sent to me ok so
they should send me the box today. I hope you don't have to pay too
much more demorage fee of 100 dollars a day. When I get the trunk
box, I will let you know my fees for the successful compleation of
this transcaction.

God bless

Security company gets back to me. Hey, they need money. They also
send me a jpeg document to fill out. Bonus, I get a 75-word sentence.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

We are in receipt of your certificate of deposit and based on the
procedures the attorney have acquired from the court for the change
of ownership hence we are advicing you as you we must change the
ownership to your name before further shipment and also endavour to
fill out this form and send back to us to ensure that the shipment
company starts the shipment processing as it was received from them
this money.

Be adviced that we have also notified our affiliate office in
swizerland for the procurement of the INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENT CLEARANCE
CERTIFICATE which upon receipt of these forms from you and the change
of ownership effected on the shipment documents,which will allow the
issuance of the CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP from the high court of Cote
D'Ivore because the documents is still in the name late depositor.
Mrs.Murray beverly.

Upon release of this ownership certificate from the high court the
contact information of our affiliate office in switzerland will be
released to you so as to forward the certificate to them for the
issuance of the INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENT GUARANTEE/CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE
as it cannot be released without the ownership certificate issued from
the high court of Cote d�ivoire in your name as in accordance with the
procedures.Based on this you are adviced to forward this form immediately
to us after filling it.Be adviced to send the change of ownership
processing fee of USD1550.00 for records,through western union money
transfer as we have notified our accredited attorney for the processing
of the ownership certificate on your behalf.

Send to this name below through western union money transfer:

IKENNA DONALD
2 bp del plateaux Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire

This is very urgent and email the information as soon as this fee is
sent out and the documents sent to our us too.It is very important that
the documents are in order so that we will have smooth shipment and to
beat the customs on transit.

The trunk box is locked with dail lock code and it is only Murray that
knows it.

We hope to serve you better.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean salah.

We don't need no stinking lawyers.

Quote:

Dear

Please explan why we need change of ownership MRS Beverly Murray is
United States citizen, you should send the trunk box now to me and I
will act as her agent to get the contents to her there is no need for
involving lawyer, ok.

Oh, those darn extorting customs agents are the problem.

Quote:

Dear Mr.*****,

I have received your email and i wish to inform you that this change
of ownership is very important and in accordance with our procedures
to ensure that we do not encounter any problem while delivering this
consignment to you.

It is obvious that it will be complicating if two names appear on the
shipment documents and must create a room for the customs to extort
much money from the shipping company and this must be avoided to ensure
a smooth delivering. You should know that if there is no need for this
you will not be informed. The change of ownership will reactivate all
the deposit codes and allow the court to issue the certificate of
ownership which must be presented before the International Shipment
Guarantee/Clearance Certificate will be issued by our affiliate monitoring
unit in Switzerland in order to meet the entire international requirement.

You should know that it is my responsibility to direct you in accordance
with the procedures to ensure a successful completion of this shipment.
I guarantee you that as soon as this fee is paid that the shipment will
be delivered within 3 days as soon as the documents are ready in your name.

Thanks for your understanding and be advised to forward the fee so that
we can facilitate this shipment within the next few days.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I used "lview" to chop off the top of their document, then I resized
it non-proportionally to make it unreadable, then I increased the
size to waste space. Still working on my mugu-speak, I send the jpg.

Quote:

Dearest

What you say makes sense Iam glad to have your assistance and knowledge
of these things it seems very confusing but I trust you to handle this.

OK I have filled out the document it was hard for me to scan it but I
did the best I could we do not have good computer facility here i have
to be careful because it belongs to the government and cannot be used
for personal use.

I do not know of Western Union here we also send funds by Moneygram is
this ok? The Moneygram is
1430 North Avenue
Spearfish, SD 57783
Phone 605-642-5839

Hey, I guess I filled out their form correctly!

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and the form attached .We are assuring you
of successful delivering of this consignment and i will do my best to
ensure that the documents are in order which is the most important to
enable a free pass of this consignment at any checking piont.

Secoundly you can send the money through money gram and email the money
gram payment details to me after the payment to enabl us continue this
processing and further release the consignment to your address in USA.

Send to the name i forwarded to you and updated me immediately.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I stall and make demands...

Quote:

Dearest

Send to me immediately the email of Mr Ikenna Donald so I can be sure
of who I am dealing with ok. Your job now is to ensure the paperwork
is in proper order and to immediatley ship to me the trunk box.

Thanks Dr Salad, now I have another player...

Quote:

I have received your email.Based on your request am sending you the
email of Ikenna Donald as stated below and you can sedn the money
transfer information to him.

IKENNA DONALD
EMAIL: [email protected]

Waiting to hear from you and be assured that the paper work will be
completed as soon as the fee is received.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Let's talk to the new guy, using the standard mugu BS-fest.

Quote:

Dear

It is for easy communication and please am ready to work with you as
soon as you assure me that you can handle this transaction with a
every sincerity so that we can acheive our goal.

I want you to foward to me you full name,addres and contact telephone
numbers and your full relationship to the security company and your
qualifications for this transaction.

Looking forward to hear from you.

More muguspeak to Dr Salad. I can hardly waint to hear back!

Quote:

Dearest

Thank you for quick response, I have contacted Donald at the email
address you give to me. Continue to work on shipping the trunk box
to me and keep me alsways infomred and up to date ok. Let me assure
you that you will receive full payment as soon as you complete the
necessary paperwork and send a copy to me.

Wainting to hear from you,
Dr. *****

Donald is an all-caps kind of guy.

Quote:

DAER SIR,

I AM HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU AND HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY BOSS DR.JEAN
SALAH THAT YOU REQUESTED MY PRIVATE EMAIL TO SEND ME INFORMATION,NOW
AM AWARE OF THIS TRANSACTION AND I WANT TO ASSURE THAT I WILL HANDLE
THIS WITH EVERY SINCEERITY TO ENSURE YOU ARE SATISFIED.

THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE.

IKENNA DONALD
SECRETARY.

But he didn't answer any of my questions. I wonder what qualifications
are needed to collect money from the moneygram.

Quote:

Dearest

OK good to hear from you but you did not answer any of my question.
I want you to foward to me you full name, address and contact telephone
numbers and your full relationship to the security company and your
qualifications for this transaction. Also you will send to me a photo
ID passport or other national identity.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Meanwhile Dr Salad gets back to me and makes a mistake.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and wish to inform you that the document
processing is going on now and as soon as this fee is received the
consignment will be delivered to you.

Be assured that the documents will be officially endorsed,registered
and recorded on your behalf to ensure a smooth delivering of the
trunk boxes to you.

Update us as soon as you sent out the fee today.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I point out her error.

Quote:

Dearest,

I have contact your secretary, send to me a copy of the documents
immediatley.

Why do you say trunk boxes, there is only one box. Do not confuse
my consignment with someone else ok, you are to send to me
immediatley my trunk box now.

The response: whatever, just send the money

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email,but you should understand that the processing
is not completed until the fee is paid which will pave way for the
release of the documents to you from the high court.

I hope you understand and please update us as soon as the fee is paid
so that we can hasten the shipment of this box.I am sorry for the
mistake as we have only one trunk box for you and it is recorded.

Update us as soon as you sent out the fee today.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Sorry biatch, you're not getting off that easily.

Quote:

Dearest

Due to your mistake you are now required to send to me proof of the
trunk box that belongs Mrs Beverly and is to be sent to me. Do not
take this transaction lightly, this is serious business. Your only
job is to ship the trunk box, how can you make such a careless mistake,
be sure to send me your proofs immediately.

Please can't we just get back to the script?

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and have apologies for the mistake as it
will not occur again. Thanks for your understanding and records have
been taken as i want to assure you that this documents will be
properly procured and registered on your behalf.

The successful delivering of the consignment is certain.Be adviced
that we are working under the instruction of Mrs.Murray Beverly and
all the documents are presently with the court for change of
ownership and be adviced that the documents will be forwarded to you
as soon as it is released.

Update us as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Meanwhile, Donald sends me a fake ID. I don't really want it, and I
have no use for his address and phone number, I just like making him
do stuff.

Quote:

DEAR SIR,

I HAVE READ YOUR MESSAGE AGAIN AND AM SORRY I DID NOT INCLUDE MY
ADDRESS AND NUMBER. THIS IS MY STAFF I.D AND HERE BELOW IS THE
DETAIL ARE REQUEST FOR.

IKENNA DONALD
2 BP DEL PLATEAUX ABIDJAN
COTE D�IVOIRE
TELEPHONE NUMBER 0022507053499.

I HOPE THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.

IKENNA DONALD
SECRETARY.

Perhaps he reads better in all caps.

Quote:

DEAR,

OK VERY GOOD, YOU LOOK VERY TRUSTING AND CAPABLE OF DOING THIS JOB,
WE CAN WORK TOGETHER ON THIS, I WILL LET YOUR BOSS KNOW THAT YOU
HAVE BEEN APPROVED. PLEASE TO KEEP ME INFORMED OF ANY JOB CHANGES
IMMEDIATELY.

A quick note to Dr Salad that DONALD has been approved.

Quote:

Dearest

This is to inform you that I have contacted Ikenna Donald and he has
been approved as trustworthy for this transaction.

I will be contactign Mrs Beverly to verify your story.

Salad uses "immediately" as much as I do, at least so far...

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and will wait for information as soon as
that is done for further action.You know that the documents have
lasted for some days there and it is not advicable.

This have to be done immediately so that we complete this immediately.

Update us as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

"Documents have lasted for some days", WTF does that mean?

Quote:

Dear,

I do not understand your language, what are you trying to say? What
exactly is not advicable? Please reply urgent

Salad clears it up - the delay is due to the documents being ready.
WTF?

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and was emphasising for on the delay based
on the fact that the documents are ready and upon presentation of the
required fee the documents will be issued.We are at your service and
will always advice you accordingly to ensure that all goes well.

Thanks for your understanding and we must satisfactory deliver this box
to you as soon as the change of ownership is completed with the federal
high court.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Meanwhil, the DONALD is ready to go.

Quote:

DEAR SIR,

THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE AND I HOPE TO WORK THIS OUT AFTER HEARING FROM YOU.

THANKS
IKENNA DONALD.

Salad said something about a fee. What fee is this?

Quote:

Dearest,

What is this additional fee you are waiting for? Your delay is costed
my close friend Mrs Beverly $100 per day in demurrage. You must
immediately send the trunk box to me as it is already costing my client
too much money in charges. You have all the paperwork, send the trunk
box urgent.

Awaiting your reply.

Let's keep DONALD in the loop. Alas, I have nothing to say, but I
need to hear back URGENT!

Quote:

DEAR SIR,

THNKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE, THE CONTENT IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU URGENT.

"guarantee" "assure" "successful" - at least Dr. Salad knows all the
right words to ease my doubts.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and am aware of what you said and be advised
that we have all the documents ready and as soon as this ownership is
changed the delivering will take place immediately which will last only
3 days to get to you in the USA.

The only problem that is holding the shipment is the change of ownership
processing fee and i guarantee you that everything will be accomplished
as soon as this is done.I want to assure you of successful delivering
of the consignment and that is why the documentation are very important
and need to process carefully to ensure all are in place.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Haven't heard from D&D for a while, let's try to get her back.

Quote:

Dear

Just wanted you to know how things are going ok. I have sent all
the documents, but the security company is delaying shipment. They
even made the mistake of claiming there was more than one trunk box,
so I do not have much faith in their business. Urgent let me know
how much in demurrage fees you have paid to them, and on what day
did the charges srtart.

Awaiting your urgent response

Back to Salad. Did I mention that I want my trunk box now?

Quote:

Dear Dr Salad,

What is the change of ownership processing fee. How much is it.
Should I make the check payable to "Overseas Credit Commission
Security Company" What is their address. SHould I send it to your
Swizerland affiliate or to you.

Please reply urgent, I need the trunk box so I can get medicine for
poor dear MRS Beverly and I am worried that further delay on your
part will PUT HER LIFE IN DANGER. Also please be adviced that you
must put a stop to any extra dumorage fees because it is not my
client fault, it is the fault of the security company for not sending
the trunk box to me immediately.

You are to send me the documenats and also the trunk box immediately.

Please keep me updated to when you send the trunk box.

She replies over the weekend, and understands my "complain".

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and am very sorry for the health condition
of Mrs.Murray Beverly and based on your request am ready to complete
this shipment with immediate effect as am sure that as soon as this
fee is paid that the documents will be issued and further delivering
carried out immediately.

The total fee for the change of ownership is USD1550.00 (One thousand
five hundred and fifty United state dollars) payable to the name i
gave to you through money gram for immediate collection. I understood
your complain and will do my best to ensure that this consignment is
released as soon as possible,but always know that the success is in
your hands as you know that we cannot ship the consignment without
obtaianing the certificate of deposit.

You have to send the money to the name as it is going to the court not
the company.I hope you understand that these documents must be in my
office before wenesday next week so you should endavour to send the fee
and leave every other thing for me to perfect accordingly.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

D&D also gets back on board, although she doesn't directly
answer my questions. I do learn that Jean is apparently a man. Well
at least she believes Salad is very reliable and this is a company.
Oh, notice she is out of money, but does not report how much demurrage
has been paid. I assume this is to keep me on the hook for more
money once I pay the inital fee. The start date of the demurrage is
a bit unclear as well, as she fumbles for an excuse for the mistake.

Quote:

Dearest,

Many thanks for your email and am sorry i have not writen you because
of my health condition.The box was only one and you have nothing to be
afriad of as i contacted to Dr.Jean salah and he told me that he will
make sure that documents are ready and he is very reliable ever since
i deposited the box with the company.I cannot get the exact amount i
have paid as the demurrage for now and that is why i want you to get
the box out immediately because i do not have any more money to pay
more charges for the demurrage.

I have being paying for the demurrage based on the agreement with the
comppany start from the date we agreed on.

I wish you can get this box out now and i beleive this is a company
and they have many transactions going on there and it should be a
mistake as they know i deposited only one box with all the documents
for proof.

Thanks for your help and let me know when you have the box.
Mrs.Murray Beverly.

Since it was the weekend I didn't respond. Dr Salad gets inpatient.
After all, he is the man behind the transaction. Nice long sentences
with no punctuation, I like that.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

We are yet to hear from you and pleased know that the documents
processing will be cancelled if this fee is not in few days from now
and returned to the company from the high court.

Definitely i will not be involved in this shipment if the documents
are not officially processed as i will not want to fail you after
this payment because i hate being involved in unaccomplished project
that is why the documents are very important to ensure we meet all
the internatinal requirement while the consignment is on it's way
to your address.

Your understanding to this situation will be appreciated and have
confident in me that i must ensure the delivering as the man behind
the transaction.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I respond to the first Salad email. Let's see if he will settle for
a partial payment.

Quote:

Dear Dr Salad,

I can not send entire fee so Iam sending you half the money now ok
USD 750.00 (seven hundered and fify united state dollars). It will
be sent this afternoon to
Dr Jean Salah
Rue 38 Nanan Yamousso
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire BP 522

Immediatelyt you receive the fee you are to send me my trunk box
Express Delivery for quick shipment. All the success of this deal
is now in your hands.

Now to D&D. I'd like to hear her thoughts on my fee. Since
there is no trunk box, how generous will she be? As a tease, I also
offer to send medicine and supplies. Will she bite?

My mugu grammar is getting better as I notice that the "I" pronoun
is only capitalized at the beginning of a sentence. But do I, er "i"
really want to get into her box?!

Quote:

Dear,

I am sending the fee this afternoon so i should be able to get into
your box soon. You should no longer be afraid as i have told the
security company to stop with their demorage charges as it is their
fault to dealy the shipment of the box to me. I am happy to say this
transaction should be over soon. Have you thought much about what my
fee in this matter should be? You should know i have already spend a
great deal of time and money on my part.

Please take care of yourself, if you need medicines or personal item
let me know and i will ship the to you immediately.

Let me know urgent if you hear from the security company.

Since Salad sent me two messages, I pretend as if the second one was
in response to my previous email. It gives me a chance to be indignant.

Quote:

Dear Dr Salad,

I do not understand your manner or tone, i already told you i will
send to you the fee this afternoon. You are to send to me the trunk
box immediately. If you intend to cancel the deal, i will not go to
the moneygram this afternoon. I do not like threat, if you can not
handle this transaction then let me know so I can deal with Mr Ikenna.

Salad gets back to me quickly with one very long sentence.
No mention that I reduced the fee to $750.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your email and you can send to my name or Ikenna
donald as am sure the money will be received with any of the names
and i will ensure that the documents are released as i have to
contact to the court immedistely after receiving the money from you
and have this finaliaze with them to ensure that the shipment takes
place immediately.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

It's not easy writing such a long sentence without punctuation.
The contest is on, Salad! Dang, only 69 words.
Happily, I now have a reason for delaying my trip to the moneygram.

Quote:

Dear Dr Jean

Ok i can use either name but just let your assistant collect the fee
and that way you can begin immediatley the shipment of my trunk box
to me at the address i give you earlier and Ikenna can go to the
moneygram to pick up the money and after you ship the consignment
you should do your best to finish the paperwork and i will contact
Mrs Beverly.

Urgent let me know if this is ok with you so i can go to the moneygram
before it close at 5:00.

Waiting urgently to hear from you.

Let's try to get the DONALD back in on this conversation.

Quote:

DEAR IKENNA DONALD,

I AM GOING TO MONEYGRAM THIS AFTERNOON, DO YOU PREFER THE TRANSFER
IN YOUR NAME OR IN THE NAME OF YOUR BOSS JEAN SALAH? I THINK MAYBE
DR SALD SHOULD BETTER SPEND TIME SHIPPING TO ME MY TRUNK BOX SO YOU
SHOULD PICK UP THE MONEY OK?

I ASSURE YOU ALL THE DOCUMENT ARE OFFICIALLY PROCESSED AND ALL
INTERNATIONAL REQUIREMENT MUST BE MET FRO MY CONSIGNMENT TO BE SENT
TO ME. I HAVE CONFIDENT IN YOU TO COLLECT THE FEE AND GUARANTEE THE
DELIVERING OF MY TRUNK BOX. RESPOND TO ME URGENT IF YOU THINK YOU
ARE READY TO HANDLE THE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSCATION.

Salad just wants the money, the name does not matter.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your and will ensure that the paper work is completed
as soon as possible.Update me on which name you use in sending the
money and email the money gram payment details.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I just want the trunk box, the name does matter. At least I bought
another day of delay, ha ha! And it's their fault!

Quote:

Dre Dr.Jean,

Why all this confusion and delay over somehting so small and simple
man? All i need is the name to use and you did not say which one
and Mr Donald has not answered my question as well so what am i
supposed to do just make up a name out of the air? I do not have time
for games so please do not embarass me at the moneygram station when
i have to say i dont know who the money is for ok. It is a long drive
to Spearfish and i do not have time today to go now so you have to
wait until tomorrow afternoon. Due to your delay i must demand that
no additional demorage charages be incurred to my client. Send the
trunk box immediatley to me now so there is no further delay in this
transaction.

Salad makes me laugh when even she uses all caps for the DONALD!
Also the biatch generously stops the demurrage fees.

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your and advise that the money be sent to IKENNA
DONALD immediately as i have assured you that the consignment will
go out as soon as the money is received in the name of Ikenna Donald.

It is obvious that as soon as the paper work is ready,the box will
be shipped immediately to your address this is a guarantee. There
is no more charges since the documents is presently with the court
for further release of the consignment to you.

Thanks for your co-operation and i hope to have the money gram
information this afternoon after sending out the money.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

One more hoop for Salad to jump through - how is the phony box being
shipped? Also I employ the old mugu "poor me, my health is failing"
routine, just for fun.

Quote:

Dear,

I have read your email and the content is well understood. Please
be advice i will send the money gram to Ikenna Donald this afternoon
so i suggest you ship the trunk box to me immediately since i
guarantee you will have the money.

Urgent let me know what shipment method you are use for sending my
consignment to me and this will assure me of your trust and honesty
in this deal ok.

I want you to know that the health of both myself and Mrs Beverly
is detiorotting and it is urgent that we hasten the receive of the
trunk box so i can get all the medications to my dear fiend. We
can not take much further delay from you so i hope you finally
understand to send the trunk box immediatley.

Meanwhile, the DONALD responds. What a nice efficient lad! I have
plans for him...

Quote:

SIR,

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND WILL WAIT TO PICK UP THIS MONEY AS MY BOSS
TOLD ME THAT IT WILL BE SENT TO MY NAME.I PROMISE TO MAKE SURE THAT
THE PROCESSING IS ACCOMPLISHED AFTER THE RECEIPT OF THE PAYMENT.

THANKS AND REPLY SOON.
IKENNA DONALD.

Ah, finally I get to use the word "endavor"! I am hoping DONALD and
Salad are not the same person. Based on the IP addresses in the mail
headers, it appears all three lads are unique, but ICBW. Anyway, I
let him know there is one more condition to be met before I send the
money.

Quote:

DEAR DONALD,

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND THE CONTENT IS WELL UNDERSTOOD. YOU MUST
ENDAVOR TO HAVE YOUR BOSS SHIP TO ME IMMEDIATELY THE TRUNK BOX AS
IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH FOR MRS BEVERLY. MY OWN HEALTH IS
NOT TOO GOOD LATELY DUE TO THE STRESS OF THIS TRANSACTION AND THE
ENDLESS DELAY BY THE SECURITY COMPANY TO SEND THE TRUNK BOX WHICH
IS RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO MRS BEVERLY IN MY NAME.

I WILL HEAD TO THE MONEY GRAM THIS AFTERNOON AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM
YOUR BOSS THE SHIPMENT DETAILS OF MY TRUNK BOX. LET ME KNOW URGENT
WHEN YOU HAVE RECEIVE THE MONEY.

Since I haven't heard from D&D, let's light a fire under her ass.
I am hoping the dumb biatch forgets she is deaf and dumb and cannot
use a phone. I email the following to both of her addresses. The
subject line of course is "URGENT".

Quote:

Dearest

How is your health today, good i hope. You must contact me
immediately so you can tell me the daily code on the trunk box so i
can open the box when the security company shiops my consignment to
me. Urgent give me you phone number so i can call you immediately
as we do not have much time left for complete this transaction.
My health is also getting worse due to the stress of this deal and
all the delays amd mistakes be the secrutity company and you still
have not told me what my cut of this deal is ok.

Waiting to hear from you urgent.

Salad gets back to me right away. Airborne Express it is...

Quote:

Dear Mr.******,

I have received your and will experdite action on the immediate
release of the documents so that we can ship the consignment
immediately to you through air borne express and you will be
furnished with the details of the shipment as soon as the box
is sent out from here to your address in the USA.

Be adviced that this will be completed immediately the money is
received here.Thanks for your understanding and i hope to have
the information as soon as it is sent out today and i guarantee
to end this transaction as soon as i can considering the health
condition of Mrs.Murray as you have stated.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Oh no, Salad, that's not good enough.

Quote:

Dear Dr Salad,

You do not understand what i need to see the Shippers Export
Declaration which is required for international shipping as that is
the only proof there is that you are ready to ship my trunk box to me.
This do not require fee paid by anyone so you should have already
done this ok. Your continued delays is hurting my health and you
should know you must fill out this form first and send a copy to me
immediately. If you have instead sent a copy to Mrs Beverly instead
of me then my apologies, but you must understand this is a serious
business and time is no longer on our side.

Urgently awaiting your response.

The faithful DONALD is standing by...

Quote:

SIR,

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AGAIN AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE
EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT GOOD SOONEST AND I WILL MAKE SURE IT GOES
ACCORDINGLY.
THANKS FOR WRITING ME WHILE I WAIT FOR THE INFORMATION OF THE PAYMENT.

IKENNA DONALD.
SECRETARY OCCSC.

Time to get crazy, let's offer a double-cross. I hope my greed does
not go unnoticed, as I am skimming 3.5 million fake dollars. My math
percentages aren't too good either. Will the DONALD bite or twig?
If nothing else, it should get them communicating together. Am I a
fake, or a greedy pig who wants to REAP WHAT HE DID NOT SOW?

Quote:

DEAR DONALD,

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND THE CONTENT IS WELL UNDERSTOOD. YOU ARE THE
ONLY ONE I TRUST NOW. YOUR BOSS HAS CONTINUED TO DELAY THIS
TRANSACTION AND STILL HAS NOT SENT ME THE PROOF OF SHIPPERS EXPORT
DECLARATION SO I CAN NOT KNOW THE TRUNK BOX WILL BE SENT CORRECTLY.
I AM ALSO WORRIED ABOUT NOT ONLY MY OWN HEALTH BUT THAT OF DEAR
MRS MURRAY WHO HAS NOT CONTACTED ME SO I CANNOT EVEN OPEN THE TRUNK
BOX WHEN I GET IT SINCE I DO NOT KNOW THE DAILY LOCK CODE THAT IS
KNOWN ONLY TO MRS BEVERLY MURRAY.

I AM GETTING DESPERATE FOR THE TRUNK BOX AND NOW YOU ARE MY ONLY
HOPE. YOUR UTMOST SECRECY IS NEEDED NOW, ESPECILLY DO NOT TELL
YOUR BOSS WHO HAS GIVE ME NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS.

THE CONTENTS OF THE TRUNK IS NOT PERSONAL ITEM BUT IS ACTUALLY
6,500,000.00 USD(SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE
DOLLARS). IF YOU ENABLE ME TO TRANSFER THE TRUNK TO MY OWN BENEFIT
I WILL GIVE YOU 35% OF US6.5M, 65% WILL BE FOR ME AND MRS MURRAY
WHILE 15% WILL BE TO TAKE CARE OF UNFORSEEN EXPENSES AS WE MAY
INCUR IN THE COURSE OF CONCLUDING THIS TRANSACTION.

PLEASE DONALD MY HELATH IS FAILIGN AND YOU ARE MY ONLY CHANCE NOW.
YOU MUST PROMISE TO TELL NO BODY OF THIS DEAL OR THE MONEY AND I
ASSURE YOU WILL BE REWARDED GREATLY.

I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

D&D answers first. She didn't fall for the phone number thing, but
I did get the secret "dail lock" code. I thought this was the daily
lock, but perhaps it's the dial lock. Either way, I can't believe
she didn't use "419 419" as the code - easier to remember that way.
No answer to what my cut is, but I will be "greatly rewarded".

Quote:

Dearest,

Many thanx for your emailing to me and with heart full of joy i want
you to know that you will be greatly rewarded as i will not fail to
appreciate your effort and Dr.Jean who have filled out all the necessary
shipment forms and documents on your behalf and forward to the
apropriate quarter for processing.I beleive he will make this shipment
a success and please this is the dail lock code 417 417 and this is a
secret and you should not release it to any body for any reason.

I hope if this money is sent to the company that they will move ahead
because i have been assured by the director Dr.Jean and i beleived in
his ability as a well experinced man.

My health is getting worst here and that is why am responding lately
to you and am very sorry about that.

Tell me after sending the money and please know that i cannot hear or
speak and does not have any phone as email will be the best way to
keep in touch.

Thanks for your help.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Murray Beverly.

I think I'll cut another $100 off the fee. Oops, did I say "send"
or "spend". Oh, I said "spend", so maybe I'm not lying after all!

Quote:

Dear Mrs.Beverly,

I am sorry i forgot you are dumb and deaf so you do not have to send
me your phone number. I do not hanve the confidence in Dr.Jean like
you do because he still has not send me the Shippers Export Declaration
so there is no proofs he is sending the box to me instead he makes more
excuses and delays and so i am once again am delayed in going to the
money gram to send the money to Mr.Donald. All this problems has been
very hard on my health problems, i fear i can not continue this deal
unless the trunk box is sent to me immediately. Pleas dearest you must
endavor to have Mr.Jean send the SHIPPERS EXPORT DECLARATION
immidiately and then the trunk box too so i can spend the 650.00 USD
fees tomorrow at the latest.

Awaiting you urgently

D&D is unhappy. The subject line is "Make sure this is paid today
please!!!!". Yeah right.

Quote:

Dearest,

I have received your email and am not happy the way this shipping is
going.Dr.Jean told me that he have filled all the forms and send to
the apropriate quarter and after the ownership chnaged to your name
all the documents will be sent to you as he told me.

He told me that if the payment is not received today that the documents
will be brought back to the company unapproved.

You have to send the money to them immediately because you know how
serious this transaction is to me and you don't have to delay at all.

Looking forward to hear from you.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Murray Beverly,

I pass the blame to Salad. I add the annoyance of forcing her
to reply yet one more time to send the money. Also I once again
reduce their fee.

Quote:

Dear Mr.Beverly

You should know by now that i am not the one causing the delay
instead it is Dr.Salad because he has refuse to send the SHIPPERS
EXPORT DECLARATION form to me which is the only proof that the box
is ready to be sent. His continued mistake and delay have distressed
my health and make me wonder if he is really serious about this deal
or is trying some kind of scam.

If you are sure he can be trust worthy i can send to him the fee of
550.00USD (Five hundred fifty United State dollar) to finalise this
deal. Please respond urgent so i can go to the money gram today.

May God bless your health

Meanwhile, Salad threatens me with cancellation.

Quote:

It is very important that you understand that we have no time to
delay this shippment any more because the documents have been
forwarded to the high court for the shipment processing/registration
and as soon as it is completed i will forward the documents to you.

In order to aviod the cancellation of the processing the fee must
be paid today for your own good.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

I send Salad a bunch of recycled mugu expressions and phrases. Once
again I reduce the fee, it's now down to $450. I am really enjoying
this bait and hope to make it last a bit longer.

Quote:

Dear Dr.Salad

I do not understand your continued delay and excuse in this
transaction. You must understand that this is serious business
and that i still have not received my consignment so you should
immediatley send to me the trunk box and the SHIPPERS EXPORT
DECLARATION beacuase it is this document that prove to me your
ability to handle this transaction.

Once i receive the document i will know you can be trusted and i
will send to DONALD IKENNA the fee of $450.00USD (Four-hunderd
fifty United State dollar) by money gram transfer. It is urgent
that you send the SHIPPERS EXPORT DECLARATION to me immeideiatly
today without further delay urgently. You will be greately
rewarded this is a guarantee. I assure you with sincerity so all
the success of this deal is now in your hands.

Haven't heard back from the DONALD regarding our double-cross.
Let'stry to entice him with the fee, which is once again reduced.

Quote:

DONALD,

PLASE SIR MY HEALTH IS FAILING AND YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE. THIS IS
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW, YOU ARE TO GO TO THE MONEY GRAM THIS
AFTERNOON AND COLLECT THE FEE OF 350.00USD (THREE HUNDRED FIFTY
UNITED STATE DOLLAR) WHICH I WILL BE SENDING TO YOU. DO NOT TELL
MRS JEAN ABOUT THE MONEY AND INSTEAD SAY THERE WAS NO MONEY GRAM
WAITING AND YOU CAN KEEP THAT MONEY FOR YOURSELF OK? DO NOT TRUST
MADAM BEVERLY OR DR SALAD AS I THING THEY ARE BOTH PULLING SCAM TO
TRY TO KEEP THE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES. DR SALAD IS VERY GREEDY AND
IS TRYING TO COLLECT THAT WHICH HE DID NOT EARN. THE TRUNK BOX
LEGALLY BELONGS TO ME AND I NEED YOUR ASISTANCE URGENTLY TO GET
THE BOX SHIPPED TO ME. I NEED TO KNOW NOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU IN
THIS TRANSCACTION, PLEASE REPOND URGENT.

The mugus faithfully ignore my request for the shippers export
declaration form. First D&D, who doesn't even mention it:

Quote:

Dearest

Many thanks for your email and please know that Dr.Jean is reliable
and he complained to me beterly as he said that all the documents
is in court for final approvals on your behalf.I am sure that he
will work this out with the court on your behalf so you should send
the money to him immediately.

Don't panic about him this is real and he will always end whatever
that is expected of him perfectly.

Let me know after sending the money to him so that i can email him
and ensure that this is finaliazed.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Murray Beverly.

I reduce the fee down to $250. I also change the city. Hey, let's be "real".

Quote:

Dr.Murray,

Hope all is well with and how are you feeling today? Thanks for
your urgent massage, the content is well noted.

You should know by now that I will not send the money to Dr.Salad
but only to his assistant DONALD IKENNA.

Transfer: Money gram
Sending city: Spearfish
Receiving city: Yamoussoukra
Receiver: DONALD IKENNA
Amount: 250.00USD (Two hurndred fifty Unites state dollars)

You should also know that this is not childs plaay and i have already
proved i am real and my trust to the security company but they
continue to make mistake and delay and have excuse why not send to me
the shippers export declaration as the proof of what they are saying?
Please endavour to immediately send to me the document that i requre
for this transaction also the trunk box so you can get your money
without further delay.

Salad is like a broken record - "...blah blah...documents..blah blah
...high court...blah blah...fee...repeat". We are in a stalemate.

Quote:

I wish to inform you that i will be more than happy to forward the
documents to you but the fact remains the same as we are working on
the documents to be able to secure the final shipment order from the
high court on your behalf.

All the documents will be forwarded to you as soon as it is released.
I hope you understand the position of things here and be assured that
you will have every documents relevant to this shipment as soon as
this fee is received and the processing completed by the high court.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Dr.Jean Salah.

Their responses are becoming mind-numbingly dull. We need to pick
up the pace and make some changes, or else I will lose interest.

I throw a Nigerian proverb at Salad. I also pick up the mugu style
of no spaces after the end of a sentence for easier reading. For
good measure I demand "proofs". Hmm, they can't send the standard
trunk box photo since they don't know the "dail lock code". Will
I get at least a phony document? Who cares, let's just make them
either work harder at this or just quit.

Quote:

Dr.Salad,

Thanks for your email and the content is well noted.We have a saying
that you cannot find ivory in the mouth of a dog.You must understand
that for trust in this business you must show me proof of what you
are doing.I need the shippers export declaration to prove to me that
the trunk box is real with width and height and weight ok.You can not
hide behind the high court as a man so just send me the document what
i ask you for immediatley.If you have no proofs then i cna not send
you the fee and you can stop boddering me and wasteing my time.

D&D gets back to me. No complaints about reducing the fee amount!

Quote:

Dear

Thanks for your mail.You need to send this to the company and let
them know that yopu have sent this amount and also send to them the
Money gram receipt number.

I am getting worried over this transaction and i want it to end as
soon as possible.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Your faithfully,
Mrs.Murray Beverly.

I compose a careful response to D&D - I think it may be my worst
grammar/spelling yet! Oh yeah, and let's reduce the fee again.
Let's give her a different reason why I won't send the money.
Perhaps I can lure double-crosser DONALD back into the game...

Quote:

Dear Mrs.Murray,

Thank you for your mail and the contant is well understood.You should
know that i have not heard from DONALD IKENNA and so i cna not go to
the money gram until i hear from him even though i mailed him several
times but he has not ansered.when i hear from DONALD IKENNA i will
immediatlye go to the money Gram and send the fee of 200.00USD (two
hunderd United state dollars) to him and i will also send the receipt
number ok.My health is not better due to the streess of this
transaction and because no body tell me about this trunk box how big
it is and how heavy it cost to ship and what it look like and i need
to know this things please my dear.

Waiting your urgent reposne.

The DONALD is back, and he has to help! Surely now I will send the
money - after all, that is what I promised.

Quote:

SIR,

I GOT YOUR MESSAGEAND AM VERY SUPRISE BY THE CONTENT.IF YOU ARESURE
OF WHAT YOU ARESAYING THEN I HAVE TO HELP IN GETTING THE BOX TO YOU
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.PLEASESEND THE FEE AND KNOW THAT I WILL STAND TO
PROTECT YOUR INTEREST HERE.
INFORM ME AFTER SENDING THE MONEY.
THANKS.
IKENNA DONALD.

I will be out of town for several days, so I need to give him some
errand to keep him busy. Instead of reducing the fee, I decide we
can discuss it later.

Quote:

DONALD,

THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE AND THE CONTENT IS WELL NOTED.THANK YOU FOR
YOUR ASSISTANCE AND SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO TELL ME IF YOU
WILL NOT BETRAYED ME WHEN WE GET THIS MONEY.TRUST AND SECRECY IS THE
WORD NOW FOR US TO ACHIEVE OUR GOAL.BROTHER IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO
KNOW THAT I HAVE LEARN THE DAIL LOCK CODE FOR THE TRUNK BOX AND SO
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW IS TO FIND OUT WHERE THE BOX IS LOCATED AT
AND IF YOU CAN GET TO THE BOX.I WILL BE AWAY ON BUSIENESS FOR SEVERAL
DAY SO YOU MUST BE ASSURE ALL SECRECY ESPECIALLY YOUR BOSS DR.SALAD
OK.YOU SHOULD SEND TO ME A DESCRIPTION OF THE BOX AND ALSO A PHOTO.
THIS WILL ASSURE OUR SUCCESS I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE REWARDED SO
THERE IS NO NEED TO DISCUSS THE FEE NOW OK.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

Well I'm back from my trip and none of the lads managed to write me.
This is one lazy bunch of mugus - they make so little effort at this.
I'm nearly ready to give it up, but I'll take one more shot at the
DONALD, after all he has always been just like a bother to me.

Quote:

MR DONALD,

MY DEAR FRIEND YOU A LIKE A BOTHER TO ME AND YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
NOW.HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE BOX OR ANY DETAILS ABOUT THE BOX
AS I AM BACK NOW AND AM READY TO FINALISE OUR DEAL.I HAVE NOT HEAR
FROM YOU ARE YOU OK AND I HOPE YOU DID NOT GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR
BOSS.PLEASE TO LET ME KNOW URGENT SO I CAN SEND YOU SOME AMOUNT OF
FEE FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION OF THIS TRANSACTION.

Nothing from those lazy lads. One last shot - instead of letting
them know they've been baited, I'd prefer they think they lost out
on the money by being too lazy, so I introduce the "new" security
company that did what I asked and so were paid. If this doesn't get
a rise, nothing will, and the bait will be over.

Quote:

Dear Mrs.Beverly,

Thank you for switching to the new security company our worries are
over.Since i was not able to get satisfaction from Dr.Salad and his
secretary Ms.DONALD the new company has explained everything to me
and they were able to send the document and photo of the trunk box
that i requested without further trouble and delay.The trunk box
will be shipped to me now immediateley as i have already made the
fee payment through western union transfer.I will contact you once
again once i have receive the consignment so then we can worry about
my expense and so how i can get your share of the money to you.Thanks
for letting me help with this deal you will be greatly rewarded very
soon!

Hope your health is ok i am feeling much better now.Take care my dear.

Uh-oh, her account is gone!

----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<[email protected]>
(reason: 550 [email protected] unknown user account)

----- Transcript of session follows ----- ... when talking to
surfeu.fi. while trying to contact mailbox.surfeu.fi.:
>>> DATA
<<< 550 [email protected] unknown user account 550 5.1.1
<[email protected]>... User unknown <<< 503 no valid RCPT
address specified

Ah well, it was fun while it lasted...

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