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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:44 pm

This is a modality that I haven't seen before. No trunk boxes, no demurrage, no barristers, no 100% risky free; instead they go straight for the "give me some money". I've probably heard the last, but its good for a chuckle if nothing else.

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hellow sir
how are u and ur family ,i hope all is well if so thanks
be to
our almighty GOD i recieved ur email adress throuhg internet sir my
story
may sound so funny and stupid to people hearing but i must say it
out,for am
a nigeria a family of 8 am the first son we are from a poor wretched
home
sir am soliciting for ur fanacial support assitance so that i and my
family
will not die in hunger and lack for i know that it impossible for some
one
to help somebody that is not his family member not to talk of somebody
u
dont know his family background nor a foriegner ,for i have done
everthing
humantaian possible to see that we succide in life all to no avail cos
no
help from no were. for i believe that god that give me this knowledge
to
writte this leter to u will use u to help me and my family so that we
will
not die in hunger and lack for i pray that our GOOD GOD will bless u
and ur
family and replenish ur pocket for no amount is too small for ibelieve
that
any amount we make us to rise to the top in jesus name amen i pray
that
GOD wiil protect u from all ur edaevour amen
THANK JOE
CRYING FOR UR HELP
did know that poverty is not good ,for am sincerly of what am saying
for
lying is a sin before OUR GOD for there so many nigerian that write u
foriegner saying they bussines proposal where as they dont have
looking for
who they will dupe but GOD that i am saing the truth please sir try in
as
much as possible to help so that we will die in hunger THANK as u help
us
OUR GOD WILL BLESS U AMEN please sympathies with my beging for iam on
knee
in name ofGOD beging so that we will not die in hunger thank amen

Oh, Joe... I don't think it was God who sent you to my inbox... Twisted Evil

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Hi Joe!

First off, I am not a sir. I am a woman. Secondly, I actually did know that poverty is not good. In fact, if you dont mind me being so blunt, it really sucks dog ass.

However, I would love to send you something to help you out of your terrible plight.

Love,
Molly Ringwald

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HELLOW MADAM THANK U FOR REPLY ME AND GOD BLESS U MADAM IF IT WILL BE POSSIBLE TO SEND US SOMETHING TRY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PLEASE TELL ME SO THAT I WILL SEND U A NAME U WILL USE PLEASE MADAN U ARE FROM WHICH COUNTRY
THANK JOE

Joe, I was country when country wasn't cool. (Dang... who sang that song? Was it Dolly Parton or Barbara Mandrell?)

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Joe:

I am a woman of some considerable wealth, and your plea has deeply touched me. I want to send you $2,000USD. However, Western Union has placed some restrictions on the sending of monies to countries that are well known havens of Al-Quiche terrorists. Therefore, they have provided me with some forms that you will need to complete and send back to me as an email attachment.

Also, do you have a picture of your family? I want to know exactly who I am helping. Hold a sign that says "I support NAMBLA" in the picture so that I can be certain of your identity. NAMBLA is a charity that I support thats helps to touch young boys in meaningful ways.

God bless you and your sweet family!
Molly Ringwald

I borrowed EgyptKah's brilliant WU security forms off her website. I have yet to get my first "holding a sign" photo trophy, but I have a good feeling about this. Its a lot like the time I had a really good feeling about buying all that Enron stock in 1999.

If Joe doesn't throw me away like a used Kleenex, I'll keep you updated.