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Location: Bwullshrit, NIGERIA


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Not the most interesting story but it is my first semi-successful bait (second mugu). Here goes:

Me = BLACK
Maggie the Mugu = RED
Charlie = BLUE
Mike = GREEN


Begins 23/1/2005
Dear friend,


PLEASE ENDEADOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD

I am the above name person from Spain.I am married to Dr. steven Edwards who worked with Spanish embassy in kuwait for nine years before he died in the year 2002.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again christians .Since his death i decide not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited some money with a Finance/security company for safe keeping.Presently,this money is still with the security company.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.Though what distrubs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition i decided to donate this fund church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. I want a trustworthy person,church, individual that will use this fund to assist churches, orphanges and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible adviseus to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because i don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not christians and i don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bond decision.I am afriad of death hence i know where i am going.I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord Exodus 14 vs 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold peace.I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of the my health.As the waves carried by the telephone is hazardous to my health and my husband's relatives are around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. I believe that with God all things are possible.As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the
further guides. I will also furnish you with document that will prove you as the original-beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy christian and as someone that wants to serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayful all through your life.Looking forward to hearing from you.



SIncerely,


Margaret Edwards



My dear Margaret,


Normally I would not have received this message but since it arrived in my personal
inbox, I believe that receiving your message was an intervention from our lord Jesus
Christ and the holy Ghost.

I am heartbroken to hear of the Death of your husband and have decided that upon
reading your e-mail I have decided that myself and our Church would like to help you.
If you would like any additional information on our church, please don‘t
hesitate do contact me.

God bless and be safe
Father Velki Curak
Church of Arss-En-Pharck


Dear Father Velki Curak,

Calvary greetings.I have to thank God this moment for his direction as regards this mission. Actually when i heard from the doctor that my condition has become so bad,I have to reach out for a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in, and the fact that you are God fearing person then it's easy to finish this.I want you to claim this funds from this security company. My lawyer will prepare the paperwork in your name as the beneficiary and he will guide you through this mission.

Furthermore, as I have decided to entrust the full responsibility and ownership of the fund to you, for you to confidentially process on my behalf, I demand your absolute trust, sincerety, obedience and commitment towards effectively acquiring the fund into your account. At this point, I'm trusting you as a faithful surrogate and proxy to trust and beleive in your country. In addition, as I do not intend to waste any time at all, you will immediately contact the office of my faithful and trusted lawyer in Nigeria in person of Barrister Charles Martins (esq.) of C. C. Martins & Associate explaining to him as the legitimate proxy and the beneficiary of the fund with this transaction code (01101960EDWARDS) as proof and your readiness and Commitment to finally receive this fund into your account. Call the office of :

C.C MARTINS & ASSOCIATE
4, IFESOWOPO STREET,
VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
TEL:+234-803-7171-493
EMAIL:[email protected]
CONTACT PERSON:BARRISTER CHARLES MARTIN(ESQ)

Tell them your intention to process and receive this fund of USD$2.3 Million.furthermore, I want to be security conscious. Please, I want to beg for your sincerity, faithfulness and commitment towards this transaction because I cannot survive being cheated as this is all I depend on in my life. So, I'd like to reiterate that 10% will be your share of the total fund for your assistance and commitment, while 5% will be set aside for any expenses you might incure during the process of transfer e.g. telephone calls expenses, internet access, miscellanous charges etc. Please, you are to update me on every communication and development you make with the law firm as regards to the transaction. I'll be glad to see any of your recent photograph and full information about yourself for us to get more acquinted . I await your immediate response.

Remain Blessed,

Margaret Edwards(Ms.)


Dear Margaret,

Allow me to give you my full blessings for letting me help you with this most holy
task and for taking me into your faith. This task seems like quite an undertaking but
as god seems to have brought us together, I feel it my solemn duty to act
immediately.

However before we proceed, I must tell you that to conduct this business without the
knowledge of my bretheren in this would be difficult, as I am the head of our order
and am required by holy law to report any activity conducted with outsiders. I can
however make it much easier to act on behalf of one of our flock. All this means is I
would greatly appreciate it if you could join our humble, yet widespread community of
believers.
Although this mission is clear to me, brothers in my order may see it as something
unholy. For this I risk expulsion and prosecution from my holy order.
If you agrre to become a part of our church, it would be much easier for us to act as
I would be helping one of our own.
I await your reply and pray that god is with you in this mission
Many blessings

Father Velki Curak
Church of Arss-En-Pharck


Dear Velki Curak,



How ae you ?I understand your mail word for word and i understabnd your position and opinion.So do whatever you want and i dont mind becoming one of your members if you can tell me what it takes to be.All i am bothered about is helping the poor.



Remain Blessed



Margaret Edwards


My dear Margaret,

It with great joy I read your e-mail that you have decided to join our humble flock
of followers. I will be sending you an application form very soon which will detail
what you need to do to become a follower of the Church of ArssEnPharck. It may take a
day as I will have one of the followers scan the form into the computer so I can send
it to you. (More like gotta knock it up for you ya dumbass)

In the meanwhile it would be great if you could give send me more details about our
holy mission. That way I can begin making preparations.

I will be praying for you tonight so God may watch over you.

Many Blessing
Father Velki Curak
Church of ArssEnPharck


Dear Father Velki Curak,

How are you?Thanks for your response but there is some sentence i dont understand in your mail.So i would apprecaite it if you could explain what you ment Father Velki.

'In the meanwhile it would be great if you could give send me more
details about our holy mission. That way I can begin making preparations'



Also i will expect the member application form promptly

Remain blessed,

Margaret Edwards


Hello my dear,

I‘m terribly sorry if I confused you. What I meant to say was if there are any
more details about our mission (i.e. Business) I should know about, I would
appreciate it if you could send it to me. If there is not, then do not worry about
it.

I will be sending you the application tommorrow as well as additional instructions
since this is an overseas induction.

Bless you and have a good day

Father Velki Curak
Church of ArssEnPharck


Dear Father Velki,

Thanks for the explanation.there is no further mission for now except the one i have given you in my previous mail.That you should contact the lawyer and he will give you further instructions on the transfer of the fund to your account successfully.And i will apprecaite your prayer as you said tonight also i will expect the forms as you said tomorrow.



Remain Blessed,



Margaret Edwards



Blessings to you Margaret,

Hope all is well with you and you are in good health. I have attached the application
form and seeing as this is an overseas application, my church also requires that all
new members submit a large, clear and recent photo of themselves. To confirm it
really is you in the photo, you also need to be holding a sign with the following
message: ‘Margaret prays for Velki Curak in ArssEnPharck‘.
I will trust you will accomplish this small task and therefore request we conduct
business while you are getting the photo done.

Looking foward to your reply and praying for you.

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


(Application was OK, but the photo is WRONG WRONG WRONG. On top of that, it was stamp-sized images of some poor woman hooked up to a shitload of tubes)
Dear Father Curak,

Thanks for the form, I have filed i and submitted my picture with it for further processing.Since this is your suggested way of doing the things,i trust you and i belive you will do the transfer of the fund accordingly and share it well.And now that i am bnecoming a member of the faith.I will want to know futher things about the faith(address, board members e.t.c)

Remain Blessed,

Margaret Edwards


My Dear Maggie,

I am very happy to receive your application form but most importantly, knowing that
you are well. When you did not reply I was worried.
Only one small problem. The photo you sent to me is not quite what we require from
our overseas applicants. In case you misunderstood my last e-mail, here is the
section our photo requirements.

"To confirm it really is you in the photo, you also need to be holding a sign
with the following message:
‘Margaret prays for Velki Curak in ArssEnPharck‘."

If there are any problems in acquiring said photo, please e-mail me and we‘ll
work something out. I will not be able to hold this from the eyes of my elders for
too long without the PROPER photo. In the meanwhile, I suggest you send me details of
exactly what you need me to do.

Praying for you.
Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck

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Dear father Velki Curak,



How are you.Knowing my condition and present state. I am on the sick bed and i wont be able to do that because of my health and condition.I cant stand up and walk.Also the main purpose of joining is to become a member and now i am trusting you with my mail and mind,do not betray it.



Also i want you to proceed to the bank and tell then your intention of claiming my fund .The bank is in italy .They will transfer the fund to your account and now that i am a member i want to donate part of the fund to the faith also.Find attached my present picture and the bank where my money is deposited in Italy.So you can contact them with this Fund Retriever's Code (FRC)Z00478529NA ) so they will transfer the $2.3Milion to your account.



INTERLINK FINANCE AND SECURITY SERVICE
TEL:0039-3392514068
Fax 0039-011231368
EFAX:0016365336521
CONTACT PERSON:MR. MIKE LAWRENCE
E.MAIL:[email protected], [email protected]



Remained blessed,

Margaret Edwards.


My dear Maggie,

I am horrified to see you in such a state and hope for your ever speedy recovery.
Praying for you every night. (Praying for a trophy)

I‘m however worried that you have not been able to attain the photograph
mentioned in the previous post before you were taken to hospital. This means the
application is only 50% complete. Seeing as the circumstances are so unusual, we can
allow a third party to undertake the task of presenting us with a photograph EXACTLY
as described in the previous e-mail in accordance with ‘section 2868-968‘
of the ArssEnPharck doctorine. This however HAS to be completed with one week
otherwise the membership will become null and void.
You may nominate whomever you wish. I noticed in our earlier e-mails you mention a
barrister Charles Martin whom I‘m assuming can act on your behalf.
Is this correct?
C.C MARTINS & ASSOCIATE
4, IFESOWOPO STREET,
VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
TEL:+234-803-7171-493
EMAIL:[email protected]
CONTACT PERSON:BARRISTER CHARLES MARTIN(ESQ)

Since the membership isn‘t fully completed yet, I urge great caution, so as not
to alert my superiors. I therefore ask you to have the bank contact me in regards to
what needs to be done, as outgoing mails may be noticed by others.

You may also let your barrister know I will be doing missionary work in certain parts
of Africa, including Nigeria in about 3 weeks which we could possibly use to conduct
some business.

I urge you to keep well and get better soon

Praying for you always
Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


Dear Father Velki curak,
Thanks for your mail. I really appreciate it.i have notified the lawyer about taking the photograph on my behalf and he has decided to do it for me.Also regards the bank contacting you.He will be writing the bank in Italy today regards them notifying the beneficairy which is you.Also not that the bank could want to verify the Fund Retriver's code from you .So becareful about te way you handle it, be most secretive about it and dont give i to anyone else.Because it is the only access to the account which the bank recognises.Anyone that present this code to bank will be given the money , so that is why i need your topmost trust and sincerity during this transaction.Therefore anytime you hear from the bank , kindly act as my nominated beneficiary and should you need any further information or answer to any question asked by the bank regards the account, kindly contact the lawyer in nigeria (Barrister Charles Martin) whom will guide you accordingly.And i have told him you will be coming to Africa for missionary so he told me he will be interested in welcoming you in Nigeria if available then.
Remain blessed,
Margaret Edwards



My Dear Margaret,

How are you today? Feeling better? Hopefully they are treating you with proper care
at he hospital.
Great to see your kind barrister has decided to take this task upon himself. He must
be a very kind man and looking forward to meeting him one day on my travels. Once
again I have to remind you the photo has to be exactly as describe in one of our
previous e-mails, The application code message to be written clearly and help up by
the applicant is as follows:
‘Margaret prays for Velki Curak in ArssEnPharck‘

While this is being made, could you ask your barrister to contact me with this as I
do not wish for you to burden yourself with this exhausting business for now. Please
take the time to recover and be at peace instead.
Also before I forget, as your kind barrister to use the following code phrase at the
top of the message, just so I know it‘s him:
‘I like Rim:Job in ArssEnPharck‘

Yours truly
Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


(Finally playing ball!)
Dear Father Velki Curak,



Be aware that i will notify him regards the card holding and what should be inscripted on it.so kindly update me of your correpondences with the bank.



Remain Blessed,



Margaret Edwards



My dear Maggie,

I shall cc: all our correspondence to your e-mail (just to make you work a bit harder you prick)

Bless you and stay well

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


(Yawn)
Mr Lawrence,

I am contacting you on behalf of a Mrs Margaret Edwards, who has an account with your
bank. The Fund Retriever‘s Code is (FRC)Z00478529NA. Please instruct me what to
do next.

Thank you my son.

Father Velki Curak
The Holy CHurch of ArssEnPharck



(Hello Mr Banker, can you guess my name?)
ATTN: FATHER VELKI CURAK,

RE: APPROVED RELEASE OF FUND(FRC)Z00478529NA

SIR, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND IT‘S CONTENTS THEREIN.

WE WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE SHALL HAVE OUR BOARD
MEETING TODAY CONCERNING THE RELKEASE OF YOUR FUND
HAVING YOU AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY HERE IN OUR OFFICE

SIR, PLEASE BEAR WITH US, WE SHALL WRITE TO INFORM YOU
BY TOMORROW ON HOW THE SAID FUND SHALL BE RELEASED TO
YOU AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY.

SIR THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

MR MIKE LAWRENCE



Dear Father Curak,



I am very glad you have sent to the bank.Iwill be glad to see the faith have part of the money. (woohoo. Will it come in a flowery trunk?)

remain bleesed,



Margaret



(Read the first letter of every line in the prayer to discover a subtle hint)
My dear Margaret,

How are you today. Hopefully you are getting better and will be out of hospital soon.
Today one of my altar boys looked up at me while performing the holy ritual Reminder of Job (Rim:Job for short), where we pray for all the suffering Job had to endure at the hands of god. He said to me "Father Curak, just yesterday a lady came up to me and asked me if god is here to help people, why do things like the rising peotrol prices happen so often.' I wonder about this myself endlessly, as it has shook my faith to it's foundations but I always carried on. I said to the young man, "Please keep up the Rim:Job. Make sure you complete it this time and I'll give you a lollipop at the end. Son, the rotten petrol prices are a test of faith, just like Job had to endure while God was stuffing him about. He almost lost faith which was a lesson for all. Never lose faith. Never."
We finished the Rim:Job and went out for a Pizza.

Please Margaret, do not lose your faith. We shall get through this and at the end of it we will know we a did a good thing for god.

Before I forget, I still haven't been contacted by that nice barrister friend of yours, his name escapes me for the moment. The memory isn't as good as it used to be. When I was in the war, I took a few German shells too close and it has affected both hearing and memory. I duck for cover every time a car backfires.
Oh yes, the barrister. I am eager to hear from him about finishing the application.

If you ever feel sad and lonely, you too can perform the Rim:Job. It's best if someone else is involved. This is the prayer:

Do unto me lord
unto me and my friends
more than I can do unto myself
be faithful like Job and his wife
more than ever do this thrice
until my heart is joyous
greatness shall spread through my soul
until I am at peace. Amen.

Blessings to you and get well soon

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


Dear Father Curak,



How are you today?Thanks for the sermon.I really love reading encouragement notes like this.The attorney said he will send it to you this week.I really appreciate you and i will always read the prayer you sent to me. (I hope (s)he gets the real meaning of it one day)



remain blessed,

maggy



(About thime this arrived. Let me get my cheque book)

APPROVED RELEASE OF FUND ((FRC)Z00478529NA)

Further to our previous E-mail to you that we shall
have our board meeting yesterday in respect of the
above mention fund code having you as the beneficiary
here in our INTERLINK FINANCE & SECURITY SERVICE.

Sir, We write to inform you that acting on our policy
aimed at protecting the utmost interest of our
Establishment, your physical presence will be required
to sign the final release order.

In view of this, you are required to notify us of a
date that will be comfortable for you to come down and
sign the release
order.

Sir, Find bellow the charges to be paid before your
fund can be released or transfer to you.

TAX AND TRANSFER CHARGES:

(1). A valid proof of identification (passport/driver’s
license).

(2). Value added tax $4,500.00


(3). Insurance charges. . $6,500.00

Total charges = $11,000.00

Sir, Please be informed that all Fees or charges are
to be
paid before releasing the above mention fund to you.
Best Regards!

Mr Mike Lawrence.


Interlink Finance & Security Services: make the
following annotations:
******************************************************
"This message and any attachments are solely for the
intended recipient and may contain confidential or
privileged information. If you are not the intended
recipient, any disclosure, copying,use,ordistribution
of the information included in this message and any
attachments is prohibited. If you have received this
communication in error, please notify us by reply
e-mail and immediately and permanently delete this
message and any attachments.
Thank you."

******************************************************


(Gettin a bit impatient)

My dear Margaret,

How brings you this day? I really don‘t like to trouble you with business but
your bank has sent me an e-mail requesting some processing charges. I have absolutely
no problem with this as our church has money set aside for special cases such as
yours, but unfortunately as your membership has not been fully processed yet, I
cannot release any funds from our church accounts until that time. For me to do so
would mean heavy penalties including jail time and possibly flogging.

I am very sorry I have to burden you with this but it is imparitive that we complete
the application before the following Sunday as all our new members get authorized by
my superior and if your application has not been finalized by then, it could mean it
will be nullified and we will be back to square one as they say on Wall Street.

Once again I am sorry to burden you with this and hopefully it will be sorted out
soon. In the meantime, please take care of yourself and ask Mr Lawrence to please be
patient while we sort this out.

Praying for you and your health

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck



Dear father Curak,



I will tell my lawyer immediately so he can do on my behalf and send it to you earliest.



remain blessed,



maggy

(Wohoo. Changing addresses. Heat must be on)
Dear father Velki Curak,

I have told the lawyer and he said he will contact you before sunday to send yo u the photo posture on my behalf.So you can proceed with the fund transfer to your account with the bank.

Also note that i have problems with my other email account .so you can comunicate with me in my confidential email account ([email protected]).

Remain Blesed

Maggy


Dear Margaret,

Good to hear from you. Good news on the application and no problems with the new
e-mail.

Bless you and be well

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck

(Ye gads, I posted two in a row. I feel shamed)
My dearest Margaret,

It‘s Saturday and I still have not received anything from your nice barrister
friend. I am getting rather worried as in 24 hours our holy mission will come to an
abrupt halt. I stated in one of my previous e-mails that our memberships get audited
every Sunday. The hour is drawing near and I am extremely worried. Please reply soon.

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck



Dear father Velki Curak,



He told me he will send it to you on saturday.So be relaxed and dont worry .



Remain Blessed,

Maggy


(PAY DAY! About time too.)
C.C MARTIN & ASSOCITAE
4,IFESOWOPO STREET,
VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS,NIGERIA.
TEL:+234-8037-171-493


ATT:FATHER VELKI CURAK

This is my picture as said by my honourable client Mrs. Margaret Edwards.She
said if you receive this you will continue with the Course you both have.And
also i wouldn‘t mind having your phone number and location too.

Your In Service,

Barrister Charles Martin(ESQ)
Head Of Chamber


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NOTE: The Name 'Velki Curak' is slang for 'Big Penis' in Czech. Very Mature eh? Razz
My dearest Margaret,

I am very happy to report the final application photo has been received and your
application into the ArssEnPharck holy organisation will be finalized and approved in
less than 24 hours. Once this hurdle has been cleared, we can proceed with the
business immediatelly.

Bless you and welcome to our flock. I shall perform an extra Rim:Job before our
moring sermon for you.

Also please notify your Barrister I will be contacting him with my details very soon.

Once again, deepest blessings to you and all your good freinds who are helping you
through this.

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck



Dear Father Velki Curak,



I am very glad to hear that as well.I want you to update me of all outcomes till you finally receive the fund to your personal account successfully.As i dont want further delay in the transfer of the money to you, i want you now to contact the bank and continue with the transfer process,so you can disburse the fund as earlier directed by me.



Remain Blessed,



Maggy


(3 day stew)

Dear Father Velki Curak,

How are you today?I am some kind of weak and today my doctors said i will receive three bags of drips for energy replenishment.

I have not heard from you for a while now.I would want to know updates regards the completion of my memebership and also about your latest contact to the bank and their response.When did the bank said it will transfer the money?

All this i need to know.Looking forward to reading from you.

Remain Blessed,

Your Maggy.



DEAR FATHER VILKI CURAK,

RE:APPROVED OF FUND (FRC)Z00478529NA

SIR,

FURTHER TO OUR EARLIER NOTIFICATION OF THE FUND, HAVING
YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY HERE IN OUR OFFICE.

SIR, WE ARE STILL WAITING TO RECEIVE THE ACKNOWLEDGMENT
OF THE E-MAIL,ASKING YOU TO NOTIFY US A COMFORTABLE
DATE THAT WE SHALL EXPECT YOUR PRESENCE IN OUR OFFICE
TO SIGN THE RELEASE ORDER OF THE SAID FUND.

KINDEST REGARDS

MIKE LAWRENCE.



(Apparently I am now a priest of ears)
ear Father Velki,



How are you?Kndly update me .I want to know if you have collected the fund yet.



Remain Blessed,



Maggy



(Stew time over. 5 days total)
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY

Hello Sir/Madam,

I am terribly sorry but I have recently been called to assist some refugees in Cuba
following a recent attack by the Rouge Klingon tribe. I will reply personally as soon
as I am able.

Blessings
Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck



(Those Klingons were tough)
My Dear Margaret,

I have come back from Cuba. Dealing with the Klingons was tough but once we gave them
the Rim:Job treatment, they were fine and were willing to become converted to our
faith.

I am now ready to proceed with our business so if you could inform the bank and your
barrister friend, that would be great. Reason for that is I accidentally deleted all
my previous e-mails and have no contact info for them.

Blessing and good wishes
Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


Dear Father Curak,

I am very happy to hear about your safe comeback and the Klingons intention to convert.Becasue i was really worried not hearing from you , not until i mailed you and saw an auto response that state you have travelled to Cuba for mission.Ever since then, i have been in prayer for you that nothing happens to you.This are the requested information below


Bank;
INTERLINK FINANCE & SECURITIES SERVICE
TEL:+39-33-925-14-068
Email: [email protected]
Contact Person;Mr. Don Martins

My attorney;
Name;Barrister Charles Martin
TEL+234-8037-171-493
EMAIL; [email protected]
I will be awaiting your response.


Yours Ever,

Maggy


(I think Nigerian Keyboards should be sold without Caps Locks)
DEAR FATHER VILKI CURAK,

RE:APPROVED OF FUND (FRC)Z00478529NA

SIR,

FURTHER TO OUR EARLIER NOTIFICATION OF THE FUND, HAVING
YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY HERE IN OUR OFFICE.

SIR, WE ARE STILL WAITING TO RECEIVE THE ACKNOWLEDGMENT
OF THE E-MAIL,ASKING YOU TO NOTIFY US A COMFORTABLE
DATE THAT WE SHALL EXPECT YOUR PRESENCE IN OUR OFFICE
TO SIGN THE RELEASE ORDER OF THE SAID FUND.


KINDEST REGARDS

MIKE LAWRENCE.


Hello Michael,

How does today bid you my son. Where would I be required to travel to? I have written
Margaret in my previous e-mail (Which unfortunately got accidentally deleted a while
ago) that I will be travelling to Africa to conduct some missionary work. This will
be happening soon and I‘m sure I will be able to steal myself away to conduct
our business if it‘s close by.

Also I understand there was some fees that were to be paid. Please could you clarify
these as all my previous correspondence was lost a while back and I cannot recall the
exact details. I will be sure to make copies of all our e-mails to avoid any more
accidents.

Blessings to you and your family Michael

Father Velki Curak
The Holy Church of ArssEnPharck


My dear Maggy,

Hoping all is well with you since yuo have not replied in 2 days. Please contact me
as I am ready to go ahead with the business.

Father Velki Curak


(Oh dear. The evasion begins)
Dear Father Velki Curak,

We thank you for your mail and wishing you a
successful journey to Africa.

In responds to your mail today your coming to our
office to sign the release other ,is under probability
that you may not be able to meet up as expected since
your journey is to Africa not Europe.

Sir, you are suppose to come down to Interlink Finance
and Securities Service branch Office in Italy, to sign
the release order .

In view of this, we advice you to provide an account
which was suggested in our board meeting today for us
to make a transfer of the said deposited fund .

Sir, we therefore informed you that all charges must be
paid to the account provided below and also the
required Items Marked number 1 in our previous letter
to you which is now re attached along with the PAYMENT
SCHEME (K5).

Please find the account below:

BANK NAME:BANCA SELLA
NAME :JESSICA OJO
A/C NO:052654865330
SWIFT :SELB IT 2B
COD ABI:03268
CAB:01010
B1 DIP. TORINO -C. SO VITTORIO
ITALY


Kindest Regards


Mr Mike Lawrence.


Dear Father Velki Curak,



How are you today.I read your mail and i am entised by it.Really you make me happy and i want to you to proceed with it .Really i want the money to get to you as i really trust your integrity and person.

Also, i am expecting you to give me the outcome of your recent correspondence with bank .And i want you to do everything required to make sure you get the fund transferred to you, so you can use it for the proposed project.Moreso, being my close person and brother in faith, i want you to take charge and continually pray for my health.Whatever the bank requires before the transfer ,kindly do so they may finalise the transfer of the fund to your destination account promptly.

Remain Blessed,

Maggy

[color=red](Original message was bold AND Italicised. Desperation??)
My Dearest Father Velki Curak,

How are you and the missionary work?I hope everything is going on with you smoothly?Please i beg of you to be kindly enough to update me as the situation of correspondences with you and the bank.As to me i am more or less in the dark regards the transaction now as i do not know anything again.And you are the only perso that can give me feedback regards the transaction now.Father m i want a mail explaining the level and stage of the transaction and communication with the bank.I am really eager to read from you.

Your ever,

Maggy



Hello Mike,

Thanks for sending the forms. I shall fill them out before I leave for Africa in 2
days. I would still like to conduct this business in person in order to make sure all
is done correctly. My church has nad some bad dealings in the past with bank
transfers and we are therefore obkligated to do business of this magnitude in person.
I am sure Margaret trusts you but I have only seen Margaret and the good Barrister
Charles Martin and am therefore hesitant at sending this money to an account not
directly associated with them.

I am sure we could work something out, even if it means me diverting for a few days
to Italy or even meeting up with Mr Charles Martin in Lagos. This last option would
be the best for all concerned I think.

I am being cautious to make sure this doesn‘t go wrong for Margaret so once
again Mr Lawrence, don‘t take this as an insult to your integrity. I will
update you with my travel plans before I leave and will be in contact. They tell me
they have something called a sattelite uplink so I can keep in contact with my flock.
God bless this technology. I will perform a Rim:Job for the man who invented this
wonderful device.

Blessings to you all and stay well

Father Velki Curak


(More fucking messages in Italics. Maybe they should ban Word and just sell PCs wih Notepad)
Dear Father Velki Curak,

Thanks for your prompt ,mail and update.I really apprecaite it.I am very happy you are taking time and diplomatic in this transaction.I really thank you for this.But i have to tell you to kindly please,to go to Italy before arriving Nigeria to meet with Barrister Charles Martin.Because I would want you to bring a few some of money to Africa when coming out of the fund you will receive from Italy.

Therefore, for my sake.I beg you to go to Italy and conclude the transactioon with the limited time you have ,so you can have to bring a few sum of amount along when coming to Africa.Really i would want specifically you to bring $200,000.00 being fund for the renovation of this hospital i am now.Because they had a fire outbreak on Monday at the primary health care department for the children.Also part of this said $200,000.00 would be given to the patients affected for bills and free treatment.So kindly do as i wisha s God will continually bless you for me and always give you strenght to live healthily .

Your ever,

Maggy


(Mike needs a chill pill. I'm getting to the point where I'm reading the first and last line of their e-mails)
DEAR FATHER VELKI CURAK,

WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOUR IMPENDING VISIT TO
OUR COMPANY TO SIGN THE RELEASE ORDER WILL NOT DISTURB
YOUR TRIP TO AFRICA.

SIR, SINCE YOU HAVE NO MUCH TIME TO STAY, WE THEREFORE
ADVICE YOU TO NOTIFY US OF THE DATE OF YOUR ARRIVAL IN
ITALY,TO ENABLE US ARRANGE THE NECCESSARY DOCUMENTS
WHICH YOU WILL SIGN AND ALSO TO MAKE AVAILIBILITY OF
THE PROTOCOL OFFICER THAT WILL PROMPTLY PICK YOU UP
UPON YOUR ARRIVAL AT THE AIRPORT.

MORE SO WE THEREFORE REQUEST YOU TO SEND TO US YOUR
TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION BEFORE YOUR
ARRIVAL.

KINDEST REGARDS.

MIKE LAWRENCE.


(I may be pushing my luck but maybe I can get a Safari out of this)
My dear Margaret,

I am terribly sorry to hear of the tragedy at the hospital and am very eager to aid
you. Unfortunately travelling to Italy is going to be very difficult.

I will be leaving New York on Sunday , Flying in-directly to Kinshasa, in the country
of Zaire. I‘m taking a couple of our most recent converts, the Klingons to help
deal with a new threat of Ferengi rebels near he town of Bulungu. These people need
to be driven from their constant pursuit of Profit and Rim:Jobs are just the thing
for them as well as the ins and outs of ArssEnPharck. Next I will be travelling to
Chad, visiting a few towns, checking up on the few minor missionary outposts we have
established. The Romulan insurgents have been calling for us to show them a better
way and I feel we are finally getting somewhere whith them.

My last stop in Chad will be the city of Bokoro, which is only a short drive to
Nigeria. I am really hoping I can meet the good Barrister somewhere close by to be
able to conduct the final stages of our business. I am afraid travelling to Italy is
completely out of the question for now as there are absolutely no missionary
assignments in that region at this time.

I have done a bit of research and found the city of Yola to be in the prefect
loaction. There is a hotel I can book myself in for a week or so to wait for the
Barrister. With his guidance, we could conduct the business as my order provides me
with all the nescessary equipment for transaction of this type.

I am terribly sorry I cannot accomodate you fully in this but it is the best I can do
for the time being. I would have to wait 2 months before I could make another trip to
Italy and I am not sure you could wait that long.

Please ask you associates to meet me half-way on this as I am doing all that is
within my powers to be able to comduct this transaction with people I can truly
trust.

Thank you and blessings to you all.

Father Velki Curak


Dear Father velki Curak,

I just mailed the barrister to tell him about your travel plans to Nigeria and he said he will be very busy throughout that week.But he said he will try arrange and do his best to fix things up.But about your going to Italy in two months time.I would have suggested you branch Italy when going back to USA aftyer yopur mission to Africa.By that, it will be better and easier.Moreso, we would not have to wait that long to get the fund transferred to you.And there will be enough time for you to do as i wish because we both can never tell when i will die.So i want to achieve the lord's course of giving to the poor before my death so i can rest in the blossom of the lord's kingdom when dead.Kindly do as suggested for the better of this course.May Lord be with you as you buy my idea.

Remain blessed

maggy


(Me thinks this is Game Over)
My dear Margaret,

As I said in my previous e-mail, I cannot go via Italy either ON my way to Africa or
on my way BACK. I am simply told where to go and that is what I can do. It was
difficult enough for me to divert to Nigeria and to try and do otherwise would be
extremely difficult. I understand of your need but your associates have to meet me
halfway on this otherwise we will have difficulties in conducting this business
reliably.

Remain blessed
Father Velki Curak

PS: The e-mails I have been sending to your associates recently have been bouncing
back. If you could furnish me with their new e-mails, that would be great.

(And a flying we will go)
Margaret,

I will be flying out of New York tonight and will contact you as soon as I am able,
which should be about 2 days. Hopefully all the arrangements can be made by then.
I‘ll say hi to the Ferengis from you.

Belssings
Father Velki Curak

(SHIT! Definitely game over. Oh well. It's been a fun 4 weeks.)
My Dear Maggy,

I have finally arrived and let me tell you, it is dreadfully hot here. The Ferengi
are a bigger problem then I thought but I should be done with them in about a day.

Are we still going ahead with our business because I have not heard from you for a
while. Hopefully nothing bad has happened to you.

Praying for you always.

Father Velki Curak

(The proverbial End)
My Dear Mugu,

I have a small confession to make. I am not a priest. SURPRISE!!!

I am actually someone who enjoys wasting your time. You see, I knew from the
beginning you‘re a 419 scammer and a piece of shit. Using ill people‘s
photos to gain sympathy is truly sick. So in order to stop you from ripping off
genuine victims, I kep you accupied. I only wasted a month of your time but I managed
to get you take a photo with a stupid sign. The only regret I have is it didn‘t
go on longer.

Let me tell you something about my name. Velki Curak actually means ‘Big
Penis‘ in my native language. Also the church of ArssEnPharck, kinda sounds
like ‘Arse and Fuck‘ doesn‘t it?

A few other points you may find interesting:
-Klingons, Ferengi and Vulcans are aliens from a TV show called Star trek.
-Rim job is an sexual act performed on the rim of the anus.
-the little prayer I sent you, read the first letter of each line. What does it say?

Do unto me lord
Unto me and my friends
More than I can do unto myself
Be faithful like Job and his wife
More than ever do this thrice
Until my heart is joyous
Greatness shall spread through my soul
Until I am at peace. Amen.

Now it‘s time to plaster your dumb mugu face all over the internet so everyone
can laugh at it.

Just remember, next time someone replies to your bullshit letters, it may be me. Wink

Fuck you and have a nice day.


The End 24/2/2005

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You should not give him the fact that he is baited. Its much better just to let it chill down and let the mugu be waiting for your next step.

For him this wont hurt so much. He got the answer.

I just tell them I will go to the WU tomorrow....and then they starts waiting, begging, waiting etc.

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It's been a week since ANY reply from them and I couldn't really be stuffed trying to revive it.

Oh well Confused

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