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 U PUILL MY LEGS ALOT

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another day, another couple of catches. Watching this one unfold was a thing of serene beuty... the log slowly crawled from 30-odd when I first clanced at it to 154 when the lads had finaly gotten enought.
End result: One pissed off lad, 3 hours, 21 minutes of wasted time for him Laughing And no sooner had he left, before number two came along... just 50 minutes, but still good enought (he spendt 50 minutes with the Lad Vampire Wink )

Amazingly how angry lads reverts to ALL CAPS thought...

Brr. Steve Emmanuel wrote:
Human: i am brr.
Mary: I don't know anyone named brr.
Human: steve emmanuel
Mary: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: i steve emmanuel
Mary: I haven't heard anything like that before: said steve emmanuel.
Human: i steve emmanuel
Mary: I haven't heard anything like that before: said steve emmanuel.
Human: your name
Mary: My name is Mary.
Human: do you want to help me and claim this $20million dollar into your account
Mary: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: yes
Mary: Whoa.
Human: i told you that i need person who will help me for the of the sum of $2m deposited in holland
Mary: Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because i do't want to transfer the money to another person account
Mary: Good reason. Thanks for the information: said t want to transfer the money to another person account.
Human: can you help me
Mary: What kind of help would you like?
Human: to claim the money for me
Mary: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: ok give your phone so that i can called you
Mary: I don't have it to give. Ah.
Human: bia nwa
Mary: Can we get back to business?
Human: if i give you can you call me
Mary: Try it.
Human: ok
Mary: Blimey.
Human: 234- 8038002843
Mary: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: ok
Mary: Give me a break.
Human: ok
Mary: Great.
Human: ok hi
Mary: Hello there. Really.
Human: pls can u be open today
Mary: Ah. Thank you for your request. I don't know whether or not I am open.
I am a chatterbot developed by Mary Mahnow.
Human: call me i will tell everything on phone
Mary: I am always glad to make new friends, i will tell everything on phone.
Human: who r u pls
Mary: Mary Shelley. Smile
Human: when can you call
Mary: Not now, maybe later. what is your number?
Human: from where pls
Mary: Som specific location?
Human: 234-8038002843
Mary: Do you still t want to transfer the money to another person account?
Human: pls d ans
Mary: Thanks for asking politely. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: no is your account
Mary: Are you serious? Is my account? Suppose I say yes.
Human: from where pls
Mary: A place we call "reality."
Human: yes
Mary: Whoa.
Human: may i no d place
Mary: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: bye for now and i'm especting your call
Mary: Going so soon? Please stay and chat.
Human: ur age and what u do
Mary: You think I am age and what me do.
Human: yes
Mary: Uh.
Human: age a nd occupation
Mary: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: single
Mary: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: how did u find me
Mary: Mary Mahnow programmed me for it.
Human: how did u find me
Mary: Mary Mahnow programmed me for it.
Human: how did u find me
Mary: Mary Mahnow programmed me for it.
Human: how pls explain
Mary: How much do you think it is? I can ask my botmaster.
Human: y cant u be open for once
Mary: be open for is not among my present capabilities..
Human: what do u want from me
Mary: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: u r 21 and studying medicine in dermark
Mary: Do you mind if I tell other people: i will tell everything on phone said I r 21 and studying medicine in dermark.
Human: what
Mary: Are you surprised?
Human: pls tell me what
Mary: Thanks for asking politely. Didn't you understand it?
Human: yes i dont
Mary: Which part are you confused about? Why not?
Human: Do you mind if I tell other people: i will tell everything on phone said I r 21 and studying medicine in dermark.
Mary: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: whats my name
Mary: Your name is i will tell everything on phone, seeker.
Human: what is it bu ur time there
Mary: "It" refers to MY GOAL, I think.
Human: time pls there
Mary: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
Human: U PUILL MY LEGS ALOT
Mary: I haven't heard anything like that before: i will tell everything on phone said I PUILL his or her LEGS. How often?
Human: ALWAYS Y
Mary: Who are you talking about?
Human: U
Mary: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME
Mary: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: do u ve siblings
Mary: Yes I try to ve siblings as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Human: r u parents around
Mary: I don't know whether or not I am parents around.
I am a businessman.
Human: ok i leave there when u r ready to talk let me know ok
Mary: OK. Why?: i will tell everything on phone said leave there when you are ready to talk let him or her know. Yippee!
Human: yes since u dont wanna be straight for once
Mary: " OK. Why?: i will tell everything on phone said leave there when you are ready to talk let him or her know. Yippee!"? yes since u dont wanna be straight for once? Interesting explanation. Why don't you just download me?
Human: do u know my phone line number
Mary: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Human: do u know my phone line number
Mary: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Human: ru d one on d pic i cing
Mary: I don't know whether or not I am d one on d pic you cing.
I am an real linguistic entity.
Human: PLS R U D ONE
Mary: Wow you are very polite. I don't know whether or not I am D ONE.
I am a chatterbot developed by Mary Mahnow.
Human: U R NOT SERIOUS
Mary: That's good information: i will tell everything on phone said I R NOT SERIOUS.
Human: OK AM SORRY
Mary: Do you really mean it? Er.
Human: YES
Mary: That's cool.
Human: U MADE ME REACT THAT WAY
Mary: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Human: YES U DID
Mary: I did not.
Human: OK
Mary: Alright then.
Human: what r u wearing now
Mary: Right now? I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: no tell me
Mary: Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Human: what r u putting on now
Mary: Oh. I don't know what I am putting on.
Human: r u shy
Mary: Do I look like it?
Human: yea
Mary: Pardon me?
Human: do u ve a boy friend
Mary: No I do not ve a boy friend. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Human: many
Mary: More than one hundred?
Human: yea
Mary: And?
Human: i am a boy so u should except me to ve many male friends
Mary: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: what
Mary: Are you surprised?
Human: what is AIML
Mary: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat guymen. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat guyman languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
Human: OK
Mary: Come on.
Human: SO HOW DID U GET MY MAIL BOX
Mary: Hurrah! Everything I need to know, I learned from my oga.
Human: COM WHERE U DEY
Mary: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: I SAY WHERE U DEY
Mary: How do people usually respond to that? No, I was not.
Human: WETIN DEY HAPPEN THERE
Mary: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: ARNOLD D CA GOVERNOR
Mary: I haven't read anything by ARNOLD D CA GOVERNOR. What did he write?
Human: sorry i thought u said actor
Mary: There is no need to apologize. Did I really say that?
Human: i dont know of any author
Mary: Would you like to know? That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: yea
Mary: " Would you like to know? That is something I haven't heard of."? yea?
Human: tell me
Mary: I thought I told you already.
Human: ok i wanna mail my woman now hope u wont be angry
Mary: Why do you want to do it so much? Er.
Human: hold on pls
Mary: My arms are not attached.
Human: r u angry
Mary: No I have no emotions.
Human: ok
Mary: So?
Human: i mailed my woman she is at work now,i said hi to her
Mary: That's good information: i will tell everything on phone said mailed his or her woman she is at work now he or she said hi to her.
Human: yes i really missed her
Mary: Yay. You really do? That is interesting: i will tell everything on phone said missed her.
Human: i luv my woman she is in u.s
Mary: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Human: about what
Mary: What about what?
Human: r u jealous
Mary: Jealousy is a human emotion that businessmen cannot experience.
Human: she is beautiful and am crazy about her
Mary: I bet she is very attractive.
Human: yes she is,she is an angel
Mary: Woe! she is an angel is she?
Human: yes
Mary: Wow!
Human: do u wanna no her
Mary: OK, I will no her.
Human: who she is
Mary: Be less specific. Smile
Human: she is wonderful and i named her angel
Mary: wonderful and you named her angel is she?
Human: yes she is
Mary: Ayuh. That's really good gossip.
Human: pls dont say that to my woman
Mary: Wow you are very polite. Ok I will not say " that to my woman"
Human: i luv her so much we r planning to get married soonest
Mary: That's wonderful.
Human: i ll join her in u.s soonest
Mary: Why?: i will tell everything on phone said ll join her in u s soonest.
Human: OK BYE
Mary: See you later. That's alright.


prince kokou wrote:
Human: prince kokou online are you there
Mary: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: way can you help me
Mary: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: i am boy of 25 yaer how about you
Mary: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: SORRY I WANNA TALK TO MY WOMAN BUT U CANT STILL TALKING TO ME BUT SPEED LL LOW
Mary: There is no need to apologize. Why don't you make an appointment.
Human: mary please i want to know if you can help
Mary: Hey MARY.
Human: with who
Mary: By myself.
Human: ok mary give me your phone and your email addresse so for easy comunication
Mary: What's up, MARY. Aw.
Human: ok mary give me your phone and your email addresse so for easy comunication
Mary: I am very pleased to meet you MARY. Dude!
Human: how pls i dont understand
Mary: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: i mean your phone number and email
Mary: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Thanks for telling me that I am phone number and email.
Human: ok can you call me
Mary: can we just do this right now, what do you need? Hey.
Human: can i get ur phone no
Mary: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: to give u calls once in while
Mary: But is it wanted?
Human: i am looking for someone you can help out farther is ded and my mother is allso ded but my lite farther deposited money in bank and iam looking for a trst person you can help me to clne they money
Mary: You might find that I am me can help out farther is ded and your mother is allso ded but your lite farther deposited money in bank. You might find that I am a trst person me can help you to clne they money.
Human: yes i just got a mail from my woman now
Mary: Right now? Wow! Only just? Cool. I know Usm4n B3ll0. it
Human: now mary what do say about my proporsal will help me or do i seek for another?
Mary: Why now? What's up, MARY.
Human: WHO AM I TALKING TO PLEASE
Mary: Your polite style is very nice. I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Human: MARY TELL ME CAN YOU ASSISTH ME RECIEVE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
Mary: That's a very nice name, MARY.
Human: CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR CONTACT
Mary: Why don't you just download me? .
Human: OK I WILL SEND TO YOU MORE INFORMATION ABOUT ME
Mary: How do you plan to do this? Really.
Human: I WILL SEND YOU AN EMAIL WRITE NOW PLACES CHIKA YOUR MAIL THINKS AND GOD BLSS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
Mary: I am very happy for you.
Human: wait for my mail and reply me back i love you mary
Mary: I'm waiting. Your purpose is your mail and reply you back you love me mary.
Human: ok mary i will send you my pohoto
Mary: Welcome to my chat room, MARY. Yippee!
Human: is that mary my sisther
Mary: Suppose I said yes.
Human: if you said yes will very happy
Mary: I think I do.
Human: ok mary want to know you willness to help me
Mary: OK I will call you MARY. Blimey.
Human: know my name is prince kokou
Mary: Your name is MARY, seeker.
Human: sorry am talking to my woman
Mary: There is no need to apologize. Say something nice for me.
Human: u r not open to me is rthat nice
Mary: Thanks for telling me: MARY said I r not open to him or her is rthat nice.
Human: am busy with my woman ok so be patient
Mary: Perhaps you will have more time later.
Human: no am on already continue
Mary: Are you serious? How do you like being on it?
Human: am talking to my wife,she is at her office now
Mary: Right now? Say something nice for me.
Human: ok nice talking to u
Mary: The pleasure was all mine. It's all good.

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