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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:10 pm

A letter!

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:48:30 +0200
Subject: please help me

DEAR MA/SIR,
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR/MA,
AM CHRISTOPHER BY NAME,I WAS BORN ON 6TH JANUARY 1981 AM
FROM NIGERIA,AM A STUDENT. I PASSED OUT HIGH SCHOOL (YEAR
2001) AND I WISH TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION BUT COULD NOT
BECAUSE I CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY,THATS WHY AM WORKING NOW
IN AN ART$ SIGN BUT RECIEVE JUST LITTLE MONEY THAT CANNOT
EVEN AFFORD MY FEEDING BEFORE TALKING OF EDUCATION.
SIR/MA,PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP IN ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP ME
BECAUSE I WILL LOVE TO WORK ABROAD AND GETTING MONEY FOR
MYSELF AND MY FAMILY SO THAT WE CAN LIVE A GOOD LIFE.
I KNOW IF I GET TO USA OR ANY FOREIGN COUNTRY I WILL
DEFINATELY MAKE IT.SO PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND I PRAY THAT
GOD WILL BLESSED AND PROTECT YOU AS YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP
ME.I DON'T CARE WORKING UNDER YOU AND I PROMISE I WIL BE
HONET WITH YOU ..
MY STORY IS REAL AND NOT FAKE.
PLEASE DO HELP ME BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
REGARDS CHRISTOPHER.
NB: PLEASE I NEED YOUR REPLY IMMEDIATELY

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:11 pm

The good Reverend Rection replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection

To: louis ben <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:51:44 -0500
Subject: Re: please help me

Dear lad,
The ONLY way I am willing to help you is if you join my Church, the
Church of Zetty Twine. You must follow my instructions at all times. I
can then send you aid. Do you submit yourself?
Rev Hugh G Rection.

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:13 pm

The poor bastard replies twice:

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 13:42:53 +0200
Subject: I agree to all what you have said

HELLO SIR,
I AGREED AND SUBMIT MY SELF TO WHAT YOU HAVE SAID.
THANKS,VERY MUCH.

and:

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 14:00:19 +0200
Subject: I HAVE AGREE TO WHAT YOU SAID

HELLO SIR
I HAVE AGREED AND ALSO SUBMIT MYSELF IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST
JESUS AND I PROMISED THAT I WILL OBEY EVERY INSTRUCTION YOU
GIVE TO ME.
THANKS AND RIMAIN BLESS, WAITING TO
HEARD FROM YOU SOON.

The bugger is giving me permission to torture him! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:15 pm

The Rev replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louis ben <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 07:22:56 -0500
Subject: Re: I HAVE AGREE TO WHAT YOU SAID

Dearest Louis,
It is with great joy that I received your letter! Our Church is always
overjoyed when we get new members...and hopefully you will be a full
member soon, as long as you follow my instructions. Once you are a
member, the Donation Committee will be able to send you funds to help
you. Your first payment will be $2,000. Will that help you?
All you need to do is fill out the Donation Forms and fax them or
email them back to me right away. Give us your contact address also.
Are you willing to fill out all the forms and fax or e mail them back to me?
Can I send them to you?

Yours in Jesus H Christ,
Rev Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:33 pm

I LOVE Church baits. My first bait was a church one, and the most successful (trophy-wise) to date. I regret burning my lad so quickly, because he would've done whatever I asked for much longer.

Are we going to see your induction modalities? I do a very good nun, if you need one. Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:56 pm

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

I LOVE Church baits. My first bait was a church one, and the most successful (trophy-wise) to date. I regret burning my lad so quickly, because he would've done whatever I asked for much longer.

Are we going to see your induction modalities? I do a very good nun, if you need one. Wink

hmmm, i may be in need of a nun...if you'd like to double bait this lad, pm me.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:19 pm

the poor bastard replies:

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:42:35 +0200
Subject: send it.RE

HELLO SIR,
SEND WHATEVER YOU AOUGHT TO SEND MOREOVER I DIDNOT
HAVE ANY MONEY TO PAY FOR THE FORM,PLEASE SIR,HELP ME AND
GOD WILL SURELY HELP YOU,AMEN.
THANKS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE
STAY BLESSED.

To be continued....

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:26 pm

The good Rev Rection replies...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louis ben <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 12:14:29 -0500
Subject: Re: send it.RE

Hello lad,
I will send you the two-page forms you must send to me. Don't worry
wanker, the forms are free; you don't have to pay a thing.
Fax them to me at 1-253-323-0724. Don't delay! Once you have
successfully filled out the forms, you will become a member of the
Holy Church of Zetty Twine and we will send you a donation of $2000.
Yours,
Rev Hugh G Rection

Forms attached:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds2.jpg

To be continued...?

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:27 pm

Poor bastard replies.....

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:58:31 +0200
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN ABOUT ME;RE

HELLO SIR,
THANKS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND CONCERN ABOUT MY
PROBLEM,I PROMISE THAT I SHALL OBEY ALL WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO
DO ACCORDINGLY AND DON'T FORGET THE FORM YOU OUGHT TO
SEND,PLEASE SIR SEND IT QUICKLY SO THAT I COULD FILL IT
VERY FAST AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU .
THANKS,
YOURSFAITHFULLY,
CHRISTOPHER.
STAY BLESSED IN JESUS NAME,AMEN

what an idiot!

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:28 pm

I send the forms AGAIN...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louis ben <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 16:20:36 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN ABOUT ME;RE

Dearest lamb in Christ,
Christopher you wanker,
I already sent the form to you! No worries; I hereby attach it AGAIN
for your perusal. Please fill it out as fast as possible...and may
your soul behold Jesus H Christ through Zetty's eyes. Fill out the
form, fax it to us, and ye shall receive thy relief payment, amen.
Rev Hugh

tO BE CONTINUED...?

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:10 pm

a reponse!
Surprised

Quote:

From: louis ben <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 12:52:24 +0200
Subject: THANKS FOR SENDING THE FORM

HELLO SIR,
I AM VERY GREATFULL FOR SENDING THE FORMS TO ME AND I
AM STILL PROMISING YOU THAT,I SHALL OBEY ANY INSTRUCTIONS
YOU GAVE TO ME MOREOVER,I AM GLAD TO SEE THE QUESTIONS
WRITTEN ON THE FORMS,'AM ABSOLUTELY GLAD TO FILL THE FORMS
TRUTHFULLY AND I PROMISE THAT,THE FORMS SHALL BE SEND TO
YOU THIS WEEK.

THANKS
PLEASE GREET YOUR CONGREGATION FOR ME,
STAY BLESSED,MAY YOU LIVE LONG SIR,AMEN
YOURSFAITHFULLY,
CHRISTOPHER.

What a nice lad!

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:20 pm

Rev Hugh responds:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louis ben <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 11:16:27 -0500
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR SENDING THE FORM

Hello lad

I eagerly await receipt of the forms. You are on your way to becoming
a member of the Church, glory be HIS name.

Rev Hugh

to be continued...?

Guest

how many members does the church of the zetty twins have???

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:12 pm

would you like to join? All you have to do is fill in the forms and fax away! Razz