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 Father Joe voids a check cashing scheme - Treasure Hunt!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It’s finally Monday, and Father Frank feels its time to feed this lad a shit on a ritz!
Quote:

Blessings to you on this fine day, Brother Harry!

First the "shit";
Quote:

Jesus Tapdancing Christ in a freakin Pogo Stick, Harry!!! Have some patience, will you? I told you on thursday that I MIGHT have been busy all weekend. I was busy laying our fallen Father to rest. I'll forgive you this time, Harry, but next time, pull the wodger out of your ear and pay attention, will you?

And now, the Ritz!
Quote:

That being said, here is the information I promised you. I had to break it up into two payments each, due to a new limit of $5000 USD each on the transfers. I also had to pick four cities that are somewhat close by, due to Lagos being on Western Unions list of No-Wire-Zones. Also, I had to change a little on the names; I'm sure your men will understand.

1)
JAMES EJIKEME
james hejackme

City: gwoza
Question: what do i like
Answer: man meat

City: nguru
Question: What is another name for seamen
Answer: sailors

2)
ATHAN NNADOZIE
nathan adoozie

City: nguru
Question: what do you sit on
Answer: donkey

City: gwoza
Question: what do blondes like the most
Answer: nutbutter

3)
CHIGIZIE ABANIWU
chigsie abintu

City: argunu
Question: clowns name
Answer: Bozo

City: jos
Question: whats in the middle of a twinkie
Answer: white stuff

4)
ROMANUS NWOGU
romanme awogtu

City: jos
Question: how many nuts on a tree
Answer: at least two

City: arungu
Question: what comes in a tube
Answer: creme

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Will he notice the misspelled names? Or complain about having to travel at least 100 miles either way?

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

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HeartBreak
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It seems the lad has read the information, and he is NOT happy. Seems to the Good Father, he’s in need of ANOTHER slap! Man, this lad is too much fun! Twisted Evil
Quote:

Blessing's to you Father Frank,Thank you for your
lovley mail.I saw the information you sent me ,but
theY were not enough for claim's.I would want you to
furnish me with these necessary infromation's

1)THE NAMES AS WAS SENT TO YOU BY ME

2)AMOUNT SENT TO EACH NAME

3)CITY WHERE IT WAS SENT FROM

4)SENDER'S NAME ON EACH PERSON SENT TO

5)CONTROL NUMBER

6)QUESTION ANDANSWER

E.G I gave you the name JAMES EJIKEME but you made the
payment with (JAMES HEJACKME) which is not correct i
appretciate your good work please help with all the
infromation stated above because the bank requested
for them.thank you for ur good work bless you.


Blessing's please send this information notify
WESTERN UNION immediatly and please send to LAGOS
(NIGERIA)

YOUR'S SINCERELY'

DR.HARRY CHARLES.

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Father Frank is getting a little impatient with this lad, but he sees the opportunity to get the picture he needs/wants….
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Blessings be to you on this fine day, Brother Harry!

Perhaps you misread the email, so I will explain it again.

The money was sent to those cities under those names with a moneygram
"QuickCollect". This transfer needs NO numbers, just a name and a
security question.

The transfers are in the amount of $4750 each.

I had to send EACH transfer under a UNIQUE name to a DIFFERENT city due
to the rules of the quick collect, which is "No more than ONE quick
collect payment per month PER PERSON". So, unless you want to provide
me with four more people, this is the only way to do it.

LAGOS is on a list of NO-WIRE-TO cities, unfortunately. The clerk would
not tell me why, either.

The clerk at the counter told me that you do NOT need to present photo
id, just a card with the reciepients name on it.

You do NOT need the originating city to collect the payment.

Now, as previously agreed, Brother Harry, since I have sent the
payment, you are now under obligation to send me the picture that the
church needs for the holiday. But please hurry. I need the picture by
thursday evening, OR THE DEAL IS OFF. Understand?

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Will he twig? Stay tuned!

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ugh, my head hurts! banghead This peckernecker must be taking lessons from Rosie Johnson! Time to give this lad a little more confusion to chew on…
Quote:

Brother Harry,

I am truely saddened to see that you are questioning my wisdom. You
will have to understand, that the last email I wrote with Father Joe in
mind. It is, after all, not that long after he was laid to rest. He
touched so many lives, before his untimely demise. At any rate, I will
attach below the reciepts.

As I have explained twice now, the "Quick Collect" is limited to ONE
person, per CITY, at a time. This is to limit terrorism. As to why they
don't send them to Lagos, I am not sure. The lady at the counter WOULD
NOT TELL ME. But, I am sure your men would be willing to travel to the
cities to collect the payments. After all, think of all the good that
is going to be done with this money!

If your men cannot collect the second set of the payments, I will wait
until they have collected the money, and then re-send it.

Keep in mind, these are "Quick Collects", and CAN NOT be traced online.
They simply WILL NOT show up in the system. The security
questions/answers STILL APPLY, even though they are not on the form.
Please look in previous emails and match them up.

And now, since I have sent you all the paperwork you require, and since
there is less than a day to go till the deadline, I NEED THAT PHOTO
NOW!

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

I’m not going to post the WU forms – They’re just standard forms with a LOT of errors – oh yeah, and the last digit missing from the control numbers, hehe. The total came out to about 3.7MB, though – so that ought to choke his yahoo account nicely!

Will he pull his head out of his rectum? Time shall tell!

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
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(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The next day, and oh dear, it seems there’s a problem…
Quote:

Good day to you father Frank ,
i am most deligthed
and happy for the mail you sent me ,i really
appreciate your good work and the one of the church
,Father the people that where suppose to collect the
money where at the bank today but could not collect
the money because the MTCN number on the scanned
reciept sheet which you sent to me was not complete i
think the fault was from the scanner which you used
,Father please i would love it and also apprecite if
you can send me MTCN number again whcih is also the
control number because the reciept of your payment
which you sent to me has only 9 digits on it why the
WESTERN UNION control number is 10 digits ,please
father i beg of you to please send this to me so we
can be able to collect this money the orphans need's
it.Blessing's to you and my felloow brother's .

Your's Sincerely,
Dr.Harry Charles.

But, unfortunately for Harry, Father Frank is getting Flogged for not producing the photo on time. This means Harry will have to wait till tomorrow.

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
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HeartBreak
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A freshly Flogged and secluded Father Frank finally replies;
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Blessings to you, Brother Harry,

As you can now see, the money transfers are indeed real. Blessedly, I was able to talk to the Elders and get an extension for the deadline. But you must hurry, Harry, as time is NOT on our side. If you delay and fail to get that photo to me, I am afraid that I may be kicked out of the clergy. If I am kicked out of the clergy, Harry, I am afraid I will be unable to complete the transaction. But, and it's a big butt; If you send that picture that you have previously agreed to send, then I will send you the missing numbers.

Just in case you have forgotten, the picture should be of you (or a representative, it doesn't matter) holding a hen above their head. It must be a LIVE hen, as the church does not like animals being harmed. You can be sitting, standing, laying down, it does not matter.

I apologize for the scanner not scanning that part of the reciept; it was a donation from a parishner, and it seems to be dying. During the last two scans, it started to smoke, and I'm afraid, it has since died and gone to heaven.

Keep in mind, Harry; we have until tuesday, and not a day later, to get the picture in time for the Sacred Animal Festival.

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

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BAD MUGU NO DONUT

N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The next day, and Father Frank gets a chewout! Seems Dr. Harry doesn’t like the missing numbers all that much…
Quote:

Good day father Frank i am very with the mail you sent me ,how are you and my felolow brother hope you all are doing great,concerening the MTCN number which made my workers travelled and did not suceed in collecting the money ,and all the stress we have been going through just for us to recieve help from you and the church ,we have been going thruogh so many changes father ,the children are starving and have no food but i still manage to raise money for them to travelle ,i am quit sure you know the distance from lagos to jos where u sent the money and the cost,the pictures are ready i think u have stressed me and gave me hope to survive but nothing has come out of it ,as soon as i get the MTNC number i willsend the picture's becuase you are giving me too many challanges,i am not a fool ,actually for your infomation i checked on the western union site and could not find information that you sent any money down here , i will expecting yourmail and if it does not contain the MTNC number pls dont bother to write ok .

Dr.Harry Charles.

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And, before the Good Father can reply, theres’ a call on the K7;

I don't have a place to post .wav's, so I'll just summarize it...

Summary: He tried calling before (lie) and he’s itching for the missing numbers.

_________________
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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

Banks: Benin x 1
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he’s gonna get a bit of a surprise… Random number time!!
Quote:

Blessings to you on this fine day, Brother Harry!

I never once thought you for a fool, Brother. I, however, do think you are trying to make me look like a fool, Harry. Don't you remember, I told you a few emails ago that these are NOT TRACABLE online! You MUST be in the office to collect the money. I have shown you the reciepts, and you know that they are real. So why, on Gods Green Earth, do you insist on claiming that they're fake? After all, Brother, think about it: I AM A PRIEST!!! Would I lie to you?

You, on the other hand, have been jerking me, and the Church, around with the photo, Harry. You have promised it, and not produced it. I, on the other hand, have bent over backwards to get you all the information, and money, that you and the orphans need. The Elders and I are starting to think it was a mistake to trust you, Harry. You have done NOTHING to assure us of your good faith, not to mention put our Festival in severe jeopardy.

That being said, the missing numbers are these (I had to search Father Joes' records for the physical copies). Please match them up with their corresponding names;

JAMES EJIKEME - 4
james hejackme - 8
ATHAN NNADOZIE - 5
nathan adoozie - 4
CHIGIZIE ABANIWU - 2
chigsie abintu - 0
ROMANUS NWOGU - 1
romanme awogtu - 7

If there are any more problems, please do not hesitate to email me right away.

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

Nothin like a little Nine Inch Nails – Head Like a Hole to help compose a slap, hehe. Singing: Bow Down before the one you serve; you’re going to get what you deserve!

I'm startin to think this lad loves being slapped.... beating

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BAD MUGU NO DONUT

N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Several days later (I had a computer crash, ARGH! Lost all my baiting info Sad), and Father Frank decides its' time to check the emails....

Quote:

Good Day to you father frank,i am happy with the mail which u sent to me but i am still not satisfied with it cos of the stress i have been going through cos of it ok,the bank did not allow us collect the money from them cos they said the MTCN number is not valid and not correct so thats the problem which m we are facing here ,father i even went as far chatting with one the the western nuion money transfer workers online and they said the information which u gave is not on theere manifesto .I dont know what u want us to do now the stress is be cominmg too much for us here if u know u want to help please do ok and not make us go through all these mess we are facing at the bank cfos is becoming too much to handle .reply me as soon as u recive this mail thanks .

your's sincerely,
Dr.Harry Charles.


Something tells me, this lad is about to get even more stress thrown his way.

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N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

Banks: Benin x 1
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HeartBreak
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothin like a touch of denial to make a lad scratch his head...

Quote:

Blessings to you on this fine day, Brother Harry!

I do not know of what you are talking about, Brother. The information I gave you is 100% accurate.

However, this week was the Sacred Animal Festival, and sad to say, Brother Harry, you have let us down in a very big way. The Elders of the Church had me flogged very severely, and I am sneaking this email to you on the sly.

Please say a prayer for me, Brother; I need all the help I can get!

Father Frank Lassard
Church of the Holy High Rollers

_________________
BAD MUGU NO DONUT

N/B: MY NAME IS ADAMS ABUBAKAR AND NOT ABADABADO...OK.

"I have been very busy but i have gotten the form which i have been waiting for and i am feeling it up while i write to you in good faith" - Dr. Harry Charles

Seen in an Abacha email;
ATLAS OIL NIGERIA LIMITED
(A Subsidiary of Abacha real estates)

Banks: Benin x 1
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