SmartFeedSmartFeed          



WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 "Are you dead (Y/N)" - is this humor or just dumb?

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Scrutinizer
Master Baiter


Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 109


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From an email:

"I just got a message from Mrs.F*ssler Ther*sa; informing me here that you are Dead with your death certificate presented. What is going on my dear firend (Are you Truly Dead?) Yes/No. If (No) comply with instructions and receive your compensation fund immediately."


Phew. Idiots.
View user's profileSend private message
Birlic
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 3296
Location: In the Chapel


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing new. Laughing

- Every time I answer: "YES, I'm dead now. But last month I was still alive. I'd like to know what's going on and if there's more details available. Please explain!"
- If the idiot responds to the message, trying to continue with his already prepared text, I briefly communicate to him: "Sir, I did not refer to this business affair... but to the way I died. You know something about it?"
- I had a case where an idiot told me about "the horrible way in which I died in an air-plane crash"... he even gave me a link. Laughing Laughing Laughing

_________________
Let the lads come to me!

- A lot of Closed lad accounts & Vcamera ; Whip ; Goat ; 2x The Church of the Old Gods ; 3x Sand Timer ; 19x Safari
- My travel agency: Akure-Kamba-Yauri; Akure-Seme-Bohicon; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bida; 6xLagos-Cotonou; 2xLagos-Seme;
View user's profileSend private message
windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5918
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Are you dead or alive?"

Was a common email title from lads if you hadn't responded to them fast enough for their liking.

I had one really annoying lad that would put "Today is Monday, Tuesday"....etc as an email title if I was bit lax in getting back.

Of course, I'd just wait another day and reply that he was wrong about what day it was. Wink

_________________
"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
View user's profileSend private message
loualsindor
Elite Baiter


Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've gone off on a rant to try to get the lad off script. Was it my bastard brother who told you that, the little prick, etc. A few messages of anger and hatred (thast ignores the request for cash) can often pull the lad into the conversation quite nicely.

_________________
Closed lad accounts - 229

Easter Egg 2013

Sand Timer X 6
Sand Timer Sand Timer X 5
Sand Timer Sand Timer Sand Timer X 1

Safari Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Safari Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Safari Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus

Evil Attorney epics - 22

- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
View user's profileSend private message
Scrutinizer
Master Baiter


Joined: 02 Feb 2019
Posts: 109


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am not baiting this one. Just stumbled across it. Thanks for the tips Smile
View user's profileSend private message
bearkat419
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4149
Location: Houston, TX


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a fun one give him a shout it might go nowhere but can be a lot of amusement for a few days Very Happy

_________________
United Kingdom United States Hong Kong Taiwan Whip Sand Timer Mortar Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2013
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
oscarpiles
#1 Moderator


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6601
Location: Worst Case Ontario


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Y'know playing the Ghost of my character could be a lot of fun...

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate

I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

Jack Boot Mortar Closed lad accounts Tattoo Sand Timer Vcamera Safari Easter 2015 Easter Egg 2013 Whip Whip
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
Jimlad
419Eater is my life


Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 265
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange


PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I often get lads asking me if I'm dead. I always say yes and they always follow up with some pseudo-religious crap along the lines of "may you rest in peace, amen"... thinking a dead person is reading their messages. Do these halfwits even know what "dead" is?

_________________
Owner of the world's greatest collection of 14th century Italian explosions.
Closed lad accounts x28
Saudi Arabia Italy

"KISS MY GUN NEXT WEEK, TELLING ANY ONE WILL MAKE YOU DIE FASTER". - Hitlad Joshua Clement
"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. then will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum





All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT