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 Best stripper songs, EVER! Post ‘em here. (VD thread 2019)

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jose_cuervo
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bware was the first stripper to ever bring this one to the pole. I know this will break many hearts here, but it’s true. It was back in 1973, she was 27 years old... and she rocked the stage. Stage 2 IIRC. Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONmFCkCGCc

She will swear up and down that it was the Metallica version, but don’t believe her. Juan and I were there. I was only 5... but it was legal back then.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PastorFrank has been known to wrap himself around the pole to this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPGPAnPNa8

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gentlemen.... welcome to the center stage... Diamond!

Book your VD reservations now.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jose has boots (and ass pimples) older than I am.

PF, tell them Celeste sent you. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
We offer up to 41% savings on VIP reservations


With my AARP card I get an extra 15% off!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My wooing has never really been all that good since I'm a bit old fashioned. Yes Gentle Reader picking Womerns up in bars is still a thing!

But in the spirit of the season I say Womerns grab me a Heineken, make me a Sammich, light my Smoke and well that's a good start eh?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Does anyone else find the fact that bware knows about Jose's ass pimples slightly worrying?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I’m not worried.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That will get the ladies all worked up.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its been a few years since I have devoted any energy to the VD thread, but this year I am going all out to woo Padme, whose brilliance as a baiter is widely known, and who is an actual real life cutey.

Below is a lad we baited, and the Latin beneath this says "Together we achieve".

Hence, this is my opening gambit on the VD thread. I have no lads on the hook to get to hold a sign, and no lads to send Padme dick and asshole pics (me deepest apologies for failing you on that), so, in lieu of anything remarkable and new to share, I regurgitate this gem, which we achieved, together.

Deepest Eater Valentine love sent to you, Oh Golden Goddess of Baiters.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another VD thread, another opportunity to stealthily skulk in the shadows. Time to grab the popcorn and enjoy yet another VD alone... Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MrMystery314 wrote:
Time to grab the popcorn and enjoy yet another VD alone...


I'll grab a two-four and hang out with you.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
I'll grab a two-four


My only point of reference for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt8hwYkQPto

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@DSW right back at you.

Although getting the tats was great, can't say I miss booting up my computer each morning only to find another couple videos of a lad jerking off into a cup Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Valentimes! Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sad

Valentine's Day just isn't the same since Ima wandered off into the wilderness.....

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^It hasn't. Happy Valentine's day folks.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The greatest stripper song of all time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:
Sad

Valentine's Day just isn't the same since Ima wandered off into the wilderness.....


True. where is she? Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RL got pretty crazy for her on multiple levels. Last I heard (a few months ago) she's doing fine but she has an awful lot on her plate now with family and work.

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