Out of the Sink Into The Pot - NSFW

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:22 am

He doesn't sing very bad. Looking forward to see where this will be going

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Yes this lad has a bit of talent, doesn't he? A poet and a singer. I'm sure our Darla will be able to offer him some super opportunities to be a star in the entertainment biz in no time at all. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:31 pm

Let's hope that talent does<strike>n't</strike> get him in trouble, right? Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Khafellatio: It is well
Chloe: What is?
Khafellatio: Do have a great day ahead
Still at work
Working till 5am or so
Chloe: What time is it now?
<<The Next Day>>
Khafellatio: Hello love
Chloe: Hello.
Khafellatio: Hi
Chloe: I won't be here for long. Sorry
Khafellatio: How are you?
Chloe: Fine
Khafellatio: No problem
Do have a wonderful Saturday
Chloe: Enjoy your day
I wasn't leaving yet.
Khafellatio: Sorry I thought you were
Chloe: No.
If you came here, how would we work?
Khafellatio: Can you explain further
Work as in?
Chloe: You + me = we
Khafellatio: As music wise?
Chloe: I've been hesitant to tell you, but I think you're a little cute.
Khafellatio: Thanks my dear
I appreciate
Chloe: I meant love wise.
Khafellatio: You are very beautiful
Chloe: Music wise is a given, I think.
Khafellatio: Yes.
Lovewise
I am at your service
You want marriage
I am ready
You want commitment I am okay by it
Cos I truly love you
Miss Chloe what please?
Chloe: Wow. That filled my stomach full of flies!
Do you really mean all this?
Khafellatio: Yes 200% :eyeroll:
I am ready to serve you for the rest of my life
What is your surname
Chloe: Screwlads
You mean you will serve me as my husband? Shocked

Khafellatio: Yes....
I meant pamper
Care
Chloe: Serve, also?
Khafellatio: And show you love undiluted
Not as in BDSM Laughing

Chloe: What is BDSM
Khafellatio: Dominated and submissive
They do that in the Us
USA
Chloe: Who is they? And what does it mean?
Khafellatio: I can't explain
You can check it up please
It is deep and complicated
Chloe: Ok. I want a deep and complicated relationship though. That's what has been missing for me with all the other men.
Khafellatio: Sorry I can't do that
I will love
Pamper
And care for you
But never subject myself to any form of humiliation
Chloe: Wait, being in a relationship would be humiliating for you?
Khafellatio: No been in a BDSM
Relationship
Chloe: You don't want us deep in love and constantly finding new complicated ways to love each other?
I don't even know what that is.
Khafellatio: Please don't misunderstood me
Chloe: My uber is here.
Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: You had me happier than ever and now I'm sad as fuck.
My day is ruined.
Khafellatio: Take care of yourself
What happened
I. Want us to be deep in love
Why not
That is the sweatness of marriage

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Yes, indeed, marriage is a very sweaty business. Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:12 pm

They do BDSM in the USA?

I like the song. Very touching. Had me in tears. A talented lad you have here.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:07 pm

^^^It must be quite popular.

Quote:

Sat 2:24 PM
Khafellatio: Goodnight
Sun 1:40 PM
Khafellatio: Goodnight
Sun 7:28 PM
[/color]Khafellatio: Hi
Mon 7:59 AM
[/color]Chloe: Hello
Khafellatio: Good morning dear
Did you call me
Chloe: Not that I remember. But, it was a boring Super Bowl so I was doing jello shots like clam shooters.
Khafellatio: I saw a missed call
From +481
That is Texas
Chloe: What's a +481?
And where do I live?
Khafellatio: A country code
Uhm...ok
Chloe: DOn't make chat difficulet. This headache is pounding
Thx
Mon 10:56 AM
Khafellatio: I guess you are working.
Chloe: Yes
Khafellatio: How are you doing
How is the headache
Chloe: Better. I have been drinking water and monsters like cry though.
crazy
Khafellatio: Hope you are better now
Chloe: Yes.
Khafellatio: Thank.God
Chloe: Can you tell me why we should not want a deep and complicated relationship?
I think we should
Khafellatio: As you wish my angel
At your service
Chloe: Yesterday, you said that would humiliate you. No man has ever told me they are embarrassed by me. It's really not a loving thing to say. I thought you were going to treat me with respect.
Khafellatio: Give me your mobile phone
Number
Let me call you direct
To explain myself
Chloe: Wow. You just completely blew off what I wrote.
Khafellatio: This typing has been bringing a lot of misunderstanding between us
I spoke about BDSM
Chloe: If you want to know the truth, except when you sang to me, I had a difficult time understanding what you were saying. Your accent is very, very thick.
Khafellatio: Please
Can I have your mobile
Number
Chloe: So, I just looked it up: BDSM
An overlapping abbrevation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM).
Khafellatio: Exactly
Those involve humiliate themselves
Chloe: I know you are Muslim, but I do not support Saddam Hussein and the horrible terrors he infected on people.
Khafellatio: That was the kind of relationship I said I can never be involved in
I do not believe in that. Especially in sex.
Chloe: You are exactly right. You will not have a Saddam relationship with me.
That is disgusting.
Khafellatio: That was what I was saying yesterday
I love you
I am ready to spend all my life with you
To love
To care and pamper
I am liberal worshipper
I don't criticise either Christians or other religoins
Chloe: But what of Saddam and his horrible terrors? I don't want us doing that to each other. Even if we begged for it.
Khafellatio: Never
I don't support that and and will now
If you want me to convert to a Christian
To prove my love
I will whole heartedly do that
*never
Chloe: Can we just be agnostic?
Khafellatio: Wat does that mean
Like atheism
Chloe: It's where we don't really talk about religion, but we believe in something.
No atheism believes in nothing.
Khafellatio: OK I am fine by that
Chloe: We don't go to church, either.
Khafellatio: You or me?
Chloe: Us
Khafellatio: Noo
Chloe: Oh. You want to go to churches?
Khafellatio: Either
Mosque or church
Cos I believe in God
But if you don't want to
I am okay by it
Chloe: Some men have said I've made them see God.
Khafellatio: Okay
Chloe: What is going on with your music?
Khafellatio: I am recording on Friday
Written the lines out
Still trying to perfect that particular song
In the line
Chloe: If you become a big star and tour all over the world like some of the other people they found, you aren't going to want to fuck all those fly girls and groupers are you?
Khafellatio: Noo
I want to go over the world with you
As my personal manager
Chloe: Well, I do have a job.
Khafellatio: Oh. Wow.
I will learn that particular one
Chloe: What particular song?
Khafellatio: The one for Darla.
Chloe: No trip hop or anything?
Khafellatio: I love strictly hip hop
Like Akon
Chloe: I don't really know him. Any others from the US?
Khafellatio: Jay Z
Puff Daddy
Eminem
Chloe: WOW!
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: Since you're making something special for that flossy Darla, are you going to make me one of those songs?
Khafellatio: Am I making it for Darla
Or the Founder of the Record label
I am confused now
Chloe: Well, so she can get you a job, right?
I don't know. You haven't told me much.
Khafellatio: That was what she said
For the founder
Chloe: I'm guessing she gives it to her boss and then they accept you.
Khafellatio: Yes exactly
Chloe: Oh. I didn't know. Please don't get mad at me.
But you are giving it to HER, right?
I looked up your Akon. I know one of his songs.
Khafellatio: Yes cos I don't have a direct contact with the founder
Chloe: I know this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54
Khafellatio: Ghetto
My favourite
Chloe: What is Ghetto?
Khafellatio: .one of his songs
His debut if I am right
Chloe: Can you sing that? Like he does?
<<He sends two videos of himself singing. He is wearing no shirt. >>
I don't have speakers here, sweatie.
Khafellatio: Try and listen to it
When you do
Chloe: Will you make me a whole sexy video of you singing that? Music and everything?
And i like your sexy chest hair. 😉
Khafellatio: Sexy
What do you mean
Are you asking for nude?
Chloe: No. I just thought you might make me a sexy video of you singing the whole song. Complete with music and everything.
Khafellatio: Define sexy
Chloe: You in it.
Maybe your shirt off like that.
Khafellatio: Only shirt right
??
Chloe: Yes.
LOL
Khafellatio: Alright
Cos I don't do nude
Chloe: You will when we are together. 🙂
Khafellatio: Yes when we are together
Chloe: Or when you get horny for me.
Khafellatio: Nooo
Only wen we see each other
Khafellatio: No nude pics
Or video
Chloe: Ok.
From me or you
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: You angry
??
Chloe: Not at all my sweat
Khafellatio: Thanks love
We must respect our bodies
But there is something
You are doing
I don't like
Chloe: What is that?
Khafellatio: Why can't you give me your mobile number
sweats, I am at work.
Khafellatio: No problem
I can call you some other time
Chloe: I was also mad at you for not wanting a complicated relationship.
Khafellatio: Give me your number
Please
Chloe: We are still in our beginnings. Here's the think. I believe in the merit system. So far, you haven't built up many trust points. I told you I was stalked. I need to be 100% sure with you. Especially if I am to be your manager and lover.
Now, what is upsettling you?
Khafellatio: Hmmm
Chloe: I promise to give you the number. Just give me some time my sweats.
Khafellatio: OK my love
But really I am 100%
Chloe: I'm a bit broken.
Khafellatio: Down for you
Chloe: You know my trust isn't given easily.
Khafellatio: I LOVE YOU
Chloe: Awwww!
Khafellatio: AND THAT IS FOR REAL
Chloe: I need time, though. You must woo me.
You must court me.
Khafellatio: As you wish
Chloe: That line is from my favorite movie!
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Chloe: Do you know "A Princess Bride?"
Khafellatio: Noo
Wat is that
Chloe: It's a book and a movie. My favorites.
You should Netflix and chill with it sometime.
Khafellatio: Netflix
yes
Chloe: BRB
Khafellatio: OK love
Take your time
<<Later>>
Are you there
Chloe: Yes.
Sorry. It was a conference call on this new project.
Khafellatio: Alright
Can you send me your pics
<<He sends two pictures from his Facebook posts>>
Chloe: What are those?
Khafellatio: What are what
Pics.
Chloe: Sorry. I am concentrating on this new project and your pics distracted me handsome.
Khafellatio: Sorry
Chloe: It's ok my sweats.
Khafellatio: OK
Thx
Alright
Take care of yourself
Chloe: Are you going to sleep?
Khafellatio: Not yet
But very soon honey
Chloe: Ok. Are you warm and snuggly?
Khafellatio: What does that mean
Chloe: Like comfy and wrapped in blankets.
Khafellatio: Yes
I am
Chloe: Good
Good night
Sweat dreams!
Khafellatio: Yes love
Chloe: I thought you were going to sleep but you're still here.
Khafellatio: Trying to close my eyes
Chloe: Turn off your phone my sweats!
Khafellatio: I am using wifi
Chloe: What does that mean?
Khafellatio: So unless I turned off my phone
I will always be online
Chloe: Oh. That's why I turn my phone off.
Khafellatio: Yes love
Chloe: People call all the time and it's annoying.
Khafellatio: Feeling sleepy
Chloe: Ok
Khafellatio: Love you
Chloe: Awwww! I think I could love you, too.

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:17 pm

As amusing as this Lad is he is also a real pain in the ass at times:

Quote:

HE SENT A VIDEO OF HIM SINGING
Darla: That is ever so wonderful Hunny
Khafellatio: Can I perform Akon
Darla: Hunny you know the requirements that we agreed upon
Khafellatio: Yes REDACTED
Darla: Then why are you not committed to it?
Khafellatio: I am
Just wondering
It will be ready on Friday
It is a promise
Darla: Please don’t disappoint me ok?
Khafellatio: I wont
Will I be singing along the sing
Song
Or just an acapella
Darla: You need the music as well. Have you not even started yet?
Khafellatio: I have
I am.saying
Do I mime along with it
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hiya
HOURS LATER
Khafellatio: Hi
Darla: Where you been Hunny?
Khafellatio: Sick
Darla: That is ever so sad. What is wrong?
Khafellatio:high temperature
Darla: what causes that my Special man?
Khafellatio:Guess it is the weather
Darla:Um so it is really hot there?
Khafellatio:No
It is rainy
After a long time
Darla: ok but how does that make you sick?
Khafellatio:The cold is too much for me
Darla: You should put on some warm clothes
Khafellatio:I already did
Thanks for your concern
Darla: I worry about my supper star
Khafellatio: Thanks dear
TODAY
Darla: How you feeling Hunny?
WAY LATER
Khafellatio: Thanks
Darla: Hurh?
Khafellatio: Good
Darla: Wonderful news Hunny
How is your audition proceeding?
Khafellatio: Still on it
Darla: But it will be ready tomorrow right?
Khafellatio: Say 70%
Darla: I don’t understand Hunny
Khafellatio: I have been very busy today
Even tomorrow we have a big party
So there is hardly time
Darla: This is ever so disappointing
Khafellatio: Hmmm
Darla: What should I tell the Boss?
Khafellatio: Really it is my job
I worked more hours now
Darla: But you promised and promised and then didn’t bother to tell me
This is ever so upsettling
Khafellatio: I am very very sorry
Darla: I don’t need apologies I need details and commitment.
Khafellatio: Ok
Darla: Ok? What does that mean????
I guess you aren't interested and I've wasted my time. Oh well they are other talents waiting to be discovered.
Khafellatio: Just give me a little time more
Darla: Before I even consider that how much time???
Khafellatio: 4days please
Listen to the video
I have started my rehearsal perfectly
Just my job
I have to go to a big party tomorrow
Darla: So you’d rather party than become famous?
Khafellatio: No
I am a kitchen steward
Here in Dubai
I have to work 18hours tomorrow
From 8am-4am
From the cooking
HE SENT A DEMO VIDEO
Darla: Then what day will it be ready and tell me the truth this time
I can't tell the Boss that the audition will be ready sometime can I?
Khafellatio: Wednesday Night
Please
Darla: Hmmm that seems more like a week
Khafellatio: 6days
To be precise
Darla: Fuck your precision
If I do not have it then I will cancel your application process. Understood?
Khafellatio: Yes madam
I am very sorry once again

At least he has some proper 'Audition Clothing'

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:09 pm

Quote:

Chloe: Good morning!
Khafellatio: Good morning my dear
Though
It is evening here
Chloe: Ok
What time is it there?
Khafellatio: 7:06pm
Chloe: Ok
Didya eat?
Khafellatio:

Chloe: What is that?
Khafellatio: Rice
And beef stew
Chloe: Oh. I thought it was rice and ragu, but that made no sense.
Khafellatio: Ok
Chloe: Are you a good cook?
Khafellatio: Not too cook
But I can try my best
Chloe: Oh. Ok. I guess you'll take me out for dinner a lot. Especially when you tour.
Khafellatio: Yes I will
I will be proud to be in your company
Chloe: I'm sure I will make you feel things you never imagined you would.
Khafellatio: Yes 100%
The day I will set my eyes on you
Will be the happiest day in my life
Chloe: It will certainly be something else!
When did you say you were doing the two music videos?
Khafellatio: What two videos
Chloe: Oh.
Khafellatio: I am working on one
Chloe: Am I confused?
Khafellatio: The XXXXXXXX
Chloe: Oh.
Khafellatio: I will do yours later
Chloe: You must have been so tired and not remembered.
Oh.
Khafellatio: I remembered the Akon
Ghetto
Chloe: But you will not be making it?
Khafellatio: That will be later by next week
Please
Let me perfect this first
Chloe: No. I thought you were doing the Smack That.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54
Khafellatio: No
Chloe: I don't know any ghettos.
Khafellatio: I told you my favourite was Ghetto
Chloe: Oh. I don't know that.
<<Sexy Image of Chloe>>
I took this for you after work, but I guess you don't want to do that one you said you would. The one I know and like.
Khafellatio: I will my dear
Just be patient with me
Chloe: No. You already said you were making something I don't even know. And I had my hopes all ready for it, but I guess you don't want to do it to make me happy. Just go and make that Darla happy.
Khafellatio: Really I don't understand this anymore
Am I making Darla happy or trying to get a record label
You are taking this too personal now Laughing

Chloe: I don't know what the hell you are trying to do. You don't tell me anything. Maybe I made a mistake in connecting you two.
Khafellatio: My love
Stop talking this way
Chloe: What way? At least I talk to you these days.
Khafellatio: I have nothing with Darla except this music stuff
Chloe: Well you never tell me anything about it.
Khafellatio: I always carry you along
Why the doubt now
Chloe: What do you mean you carry me?
Khafellatio: I meant I do tell you everything
Chloe: Hmmm.
Khafellatio: Ok
Chloe: What has she promised you?
Khafellatio: A record deal if I can record a song
Chloe: A visit to the state
An accommodation at her place once I arrived
Chloe: Wait. What?
Khafellatio: Wat as in
Chloe: As in What the fuck are you talking about Willis?
An accommodation at HER place?
Khafellatio: Never mind
Now I tell you
You turn it against me
I will have to keep to myself from.henceforth
Chloe: Now you want to keep secrets from me?
How Have I turned it against you?
Khafellatio: Cos you.are about using them against me
As in What the fuck are you talking about Willis? Laughing

You sent the above statement
Chloe: Answer my two questions.
Khafellatio: No Shocked

About to
Chloe: Pardon me?
Khafellatio: No I don't want to keep sexrets
Chloe: Then why did you keep this accommodation a secret from me?
Why would you not accommodate yourself with me?
Khafellatio: Cos that is impossible
So why should I bother
I love you and if God says
I will be in America
You have to be the 1st person I will see at the airport
Or noone
Chloe: What is impossible?
Khafellatio: Impossible I stay in her apartment
When you are there
Chloe: I don't live with her.
Khafellatio: Yes I know
Babe
Please I am tired of typing
Give me your WhatsApp number
Chloe: My what?
Fine. I can see you're too tired to message me, because you spent it all on Darla.
Khafellatio: Watever

Chloe: What did I say about being rude and treating me with respect? What happens if you do not do those?
Khafellatio: I am not rude
Chloe: Answer the questions.
Khafellatio: You want to block me?
Chloe: You do not answer a question with a question.
Who does that?
Khafellatio: You said you will block me
Chloe: Yes. Is that what you want?
Khafellatio: Everything is in your hands
Chloe: No. You control your fate.
You choose to treat me with respect or you choose to have me block you.
Which do you choose?
<<<Later>>>
What is taking so long to decide?
Khafellatio: I am speechless
Chloe: Wow. You can't even decide?
Khafellatio: I love you
Chloe: I wanted a man who could love and respect me, not treat me like shit.
Khafellatio: I don't want you to block ke
Me
I respect you
Chloe: Then why didn't you just say that?
Fuck.
You are acting like all the assholes I already know.
Khafellatio: Hmmm
I love you angel
Chloe: Well you sure have a strange way of showing it.

The next day:

Quote:

Chloe: [color=blue]Good morning love
Khafellatio: Good morning.
<<<Later>>>
Chloe: What happened?
<<<Even later>>>
Chloe: Are you ok my sweets?
Khafellatio: I am sick
How are you doing
Chloe: Oh no! What's happened?
Khafellatio: Have high temperature
Chloe: Do you think it was that beef stew?
Khafellatio: Noo
Chloe: Have you eaten?
Khafellatio: I ate sandwich
Chloe: And what time is it?
Khafellatio: 11:39pm
Chloe: Oh my sweets. You need to be resting and sleeping!
I am so worried.
Khafellatio: Yes my love
I will be sleeping soonest
Chloe: I hope you didn't work, but rested.
Khafellatio: I did work
Closed around 5pm
Chloe: Oh no. That must have been miserable, being sick around all that food and those dishes.
Khafellatio: No party today
Just the regular cleaning of the kitchen
Chloe: Oh I am so sorry. If you were here, I would make you gazpacho with bacon to help you feel better, just like my momma did when I was a kid.
Khafellatio: Wow that is so thoughtful of you
You are very nice and caring
I can't love you less
Chloe: [/b]And I can't love you less! This is true. I could not care less about this scammer.
Chloe: I said it.
Wow.
Khafellatio: Love you so much honey
You mean the world to me
Chloe: I cannot wait to have you here so I can nurse you and bathe you and make you feel all cuddly and better. Hugs.
Khafellatio: Same love
I will do the bathing for you
Chloe: Yes. Cleanliness is so damn important.
Khafellatio: Okay
Chloe: What caused your illness then?
Khafellatio: I guess it is the weather
Rainy and cold
Chloe: Wow. Really?
Did you have snow?
I did read the Middle West got hit with a Polar Vortex, but I thought that was last week.
Khafellatio: No snow
Chloe: Good. Snow is a bitch.
Khafellatio: I might fall asleep anytime
So please pardon me love
Chloe: Ok. I forgive you for that.
Khafellatio: Thanks

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:33 am

Quote:

Khafellatio: No snow
Chloe: Good. Snow is a bitch.
Khafellatio: I might fall asleep anytime
So please pardon me love
Chloe: Ok. I forgive you for that.
Khafellatio: Thanks

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:28 pm

It's so hard to find a good lad these days...but we'll mold him one way or another...

Quote:

Chloe: Are you feeling better today?
Khafellatio: Yes I am
Thanks
How are you doing
Chloe: Good.
I am fine.
Khafellatio: Good
Chloe: Didya eat?
Khafellatio: Yes and yiu
You
Chloe: Yes
Whatcha doing now?
Khafellatio: Removing my uniform
Chloe: What do you mean?
Khafellatio: My work clothes
Chloe: Oh. What time is it there? You're done working now?
Khafellatio: Yes
5:43pm
How was your work?
Chloe: Fine
And what will you do now?
Khafellatio: Watch a movie and sleep off
Chloe: Oh/ What movie?
Khafellatio: A Nigerian movir
Chloe: Oh. I won't know it then.
Khafellatio: Yes you wont
Chloe: When do you think Darla will bring you to the USA?
Khafellatio: I don't know
She never said anything about it
Are you eager to meet me
Chloe: Very.
So tell me more about what's going to happen.
Khafellatio: I don't understand
Chloe: Well what is going on with you and Darla?
Khafellatio: Nothing
Absolutely nothing
Why all this question
Chloe: I meant with her hiring you.
She isn't hiring you anymore?
Khafellatio: Really I don't know yet
Until she watches the video and passes it to her boss
To decide
I don't know my fate
Chloe: Did you already make the video?
Khafellatio: Not yet
Chloe: Oh.
Did you say the deadline was tomorrow?
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: Now I'm getting worried.
Khafellatio: Why
Chloe: You haven't done it yet and tomorrow's the deadline.
<<He sends an image of a beach>>
Hmmmm
You're at the beach?
Oh no.
Khafellatio: Noo
I am as.calm as a beach
Cos I don't even know where to start from

Chloe: That doesn't make sense.
Do you need my help?
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: Ok. Who is going to film this?
Khafellatio: I really do need help
My friend
He will use his phone
Chloe: Ok. From a stand point of marketing, appearance is important.
What are you going to wear?
Khafellatio: I have T.Shirt and jeans
Chloe: A video camera would be better than a phone, if you can arrange that.
Khafellatio: I don't have a video camera
Chloe: Uhm, my sweets, aren't you trying to impress with your video?
Khafellatio: Can't I use a phone
Am I miming the song
Chloe: Ok. Let's focus on the video, first.
Khafellatio: Or singing it without beats
All dis I have no answers to
Chloe: Ok. You'll lip synch?
Slow down.
Khafellatio: What is lip synch
Chloe: It's when your lips just move to the words and you play the singing you recorded elsewhere at the same time.
Ok. We need to back up further.
Khafellatio: I am doing a XXXXXXX XXXX song
Chloe: Yes. You said you were re-making the music the other day.
Khafellatio: Re-making
There is no studio
Here
That's what I said.
Chloe: Oh. Then why did you tell me that?
Khafellatio: Really I can't remember saying that love
I can only play the music
And mime
Along with it
In a video
Chloe: So you won't be actually singing?
Khafellatio: Nooo
That is why I asked.
If I am just singing without the beat of the song
Chloe: Oh no. They would never hire you if they didn't hear you singing. I thought you were trying to become a singer with them.
Khafellatio: Or lip synch along with it
I have to wait then till I go for vacation
Chloe: Well, they will need to hear you sing.
Khafellatio: And go to the studio
Then remake the song
I will have to explain to Darla
To give some few months to do that Shocked

Chloe: Oh that's so not good.
Have you discussed this with Darla?
Khafellatio: No
I am telling you first
Chloe: OMG! Why not? Why did you wait until the day before your deadline?
How will this look to them? Like you have no interest.
Khafellatio: Really I am confused
Chloe: About?
Khafellatio: How to get a camera
Make the beat
Or can I sing it without the beat
Chloe: How would you normally do it?
Khafellatio: Use a phone
Chloe: To make the beat? Then do that!
Khafellatio: Play the song and move my lips to.the words
To make the beat
I need a studio
Chloe: So you wouldn't actually sing it? Ever? Just use someone else's voice?
Your friend from your home couldn't send you the beat?
Khafellatio: I have a beat I just saw now
From.the artiste
But not that same song
This is titled XXX
On youtube
Chloe: Ok. You would have to ask Darla.
What is the link?
Khafellatio: Can you please ask her on my behalf
Chloe: You are the artist. Why would you not ask her for specific directions.
Hello?
My sweats?
Khafellatio: It says message couldn't be sent
Let me screen shot it
Chloe: What does?
Give me a minute.
Khafellatio: OK love
Chloe: Will you listen to me my sweats?
We're going to look at this from a marketing pov, ok? Now we're in my territory. But you need to follow my every direction. Cool?
Khafellatio: OK love
Chloe: 1. Reach out to Darla and ask if she has music available to send to you.
2. You HAVE to be the one singing.
Otherwise, why would they even give you a shot?
Khafellatio: I already got the song
Chloe: WIth just the music?
Khafellatio: I already got the beat
Chloe: No singing?
Oh. You said you didn't have it.
Khafellatio: Yes no singing
Chloe: Then where is the confusion.
Khafellatio: I just searched now my love
Chloe: Ok.
Khafellatio: No more
Thank
You my love
Kisses
Chloe: 3. You are going to OVERIMPRESS Them.
Khafellatio: Kissse
Kisses
Chloe: Slow down and listen my sweets.
Khafellatio: Yes, kisses.
Chloe: Under promise and over deliver.
Stop. Don't type.
Khafellatio: OK love
Chloe: You told them you would do that song, but you're going to do 2.
Khafellatio: 2 as in
Chloe: That XXX beat is sick.
You will use it and make a video of XXX, too.
Khafellatio: It will show how bad you want this and just how good and versatile you are.
Can you do that for us?
I will try
Chloe: Imagine the two of them together and how much they will be impressed.
Khafellatio: They will have no choice.
Chloe: Now, clothes.
Clothes make the man my sweats.
Jeans and a t-shirt? No way.
Khafellatio: So like Wat dear
I have only today love
Chloe: Do you have a suit and tie? Maybe a pimp hat?
Khafellatio: Cos we have a big party tomorrow
Chloe: You're shitting me.
Why did you wait until the very last minute? And it's night time there now?
Khafellatio: I am snapping my har
Hat
<<Image of the hat he's wearing in OP's Pic, above>>
Wat about a jacket
Chloe: And hat
Yes.
Khafellatio: And jeans
Chloe: Sexy slacks.
Khafellatio: Wat is slacks
A picture pls
<<Image of slacks>>
Is it the shoe
The trousers right
Chloe: Yes
Do you have themes for the videos?
And you WILL be singing, right?
Khafellatio: No themes...just straight video
Yes singing
Chloe: Oh. What will you do to stand out and be impressive?
Khafellatio: Baby. ..I do I go about it
If I was in my country I will ask my friends to help me out who knows about video
Or should I postpone it
Chloe: No. Do this now. That way they have something. Then, when you are on vacation, you can do something really spectacular! Get your foot in the door.
Khafellatio: But, you shouldn't be watching a movie if you need to do this before morning.
I am rehearsing now
Chloe: Ok. Be awesome.
For me.
For us.
Khafellatio: Yes
Babe

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:20 pm

Quote:

Khafellatio: This is pretty hard
Chloe: What is?
Khafellatio: His voice
Is deep
And baritone
Chloe: Use your voice!
Khafellatio: Trying to imitate it
Chloe: Do not imitate him. Do Khafellatio!
You are marketing Khafellatio, not XXXXX XXXX.
Nothing in life that is worth it, is easy.
Was winning my love easy?
<<He sends an audio sample of his singing>>
I don't have speakers here!
Feeling better?
<<He sends a video sample of him singing>>

I can't hear it, but it would look better if I could see your eyes. Is this your first try?
<<Later>>
Khafellatio: Ok
Chloe: How is it?
Khafellatio: Still on it
Chloe: Ok. I just don't want you to lose this opportunity my sweets!
Khafellatio: I will not thanks love
Chloe: Remember: You must OVER deliver!
Khafellatio: OK bae
Chloe: I'm guessing you're done by now.
Khafellatio: Preparing to sleep
Tomorrow is a long day
Chloe: You were just doing the two phone videos, so you're done and you sent them?
Hello?
Khafellatio: No
I am not done
Chloe: Oh no.
Now I'm worried.
Khafellatio: My dear don't be
I already explained to Darla
To give me some time
Chloe: Wow. Weren't you to have done it this whole time? I sure hope you're making it good then.
Khafellatio: Thanks for your concern
Chloe: Oh, I want this for you so very badly.
Khafellatio: I know my life
I equally want it
Cos it is my chance of being with you
For me to be with you!
And making you my legal wife for life
Chloe: Yes!
<<The Next Day>>
Chloe: Good morning, my sweets.
Are you ok?
Khafellatio: .yes
Chloe: What time is it there?
Khafellatio: I am at work
I told you yesterday
7:16
Pm
Chloe: Are you busy?
Khafellatio: Sort of
<<The Next Day>>
Chloe: Hello!
<<The Next Day>>
Chloe: So, not even a hello?
Khafellatio: Hello sweets
Chloe: Hmmmm
Khafellatio: Just closing from work
Chloe: You've worked non-stop since Friday?
Khafellatio: Yes I have
No break no off
Chloe: Since Friday.
72 hours with no break?
And what time is it there now?
Khafellatio: Noo
There is sleeping hours
6:44pm
Chloe: Hmmmm
Didya eat?
Khafellatio: Yes
Chloe: What did you have?
Khafellatio: Rice and you
I scrambled up some eggs.
Khafellatio: Great my dear
Miss you
Chloe: It seems I've missed you a whole lot more.
Khafellatio: I guess I have not still earned your trust
To get your mobile number
Chloe: You went silent on me.
You said you were going to come here.
None of that has happened.
Khafellatio: Come where
Chloe: To the US.
Khafellatio: Just like that
I wish it was that easy
Chloe: OMG. What is so difficult now?
Khafellatio: Are you giving me your number
Chloe: Really? You don't even know me at all if you're going to ask that.
Are you back to ignoring me again?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

This is how I picture your baiting face. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:05 pm

^^^Really? I'm usually too busy laughing.

Quote:

Khafellatio: Alright
Chloe: It really isn't.
Khafellatio: If you say so
Chloe: Wow. It's like you don't even care.
Please tell me what is really going on.
Khafellatio: I don't care
I do
Chloe: WOW!
Khafellatio: I do care
Chloe: You are more fickle than any woman I have ever been with.
Wonder why you said I dont
Fraudian slip?
You haven't said Jack Shit to me since Thursday.
Nothing.
Khafellatio: Cos I have a lot going on in my mind
Chloe: Like?
Khafellatio: Moreover my daughter is very sick
Chloe: As your lover, shouldn't you be sharing this with me?
Did she eat the beef stew, too?
Khafellatio: I really don't want to bother you
Chloe: Hmmmm
Khafellatio: She is not here
Chloe: Instead, you ignore me and hurt my feeling?
Khafellatio: So how will she eat what I prepared
She has been in hospital for 4 days now
My mind is really disturbed
I am sorry I didn't tell you
Chloe: Well i didn't know she wasn't with you.
Why is she in the hospital?
Khafellatio: She has malaria fever
Chloe: What causes that?
Khafellatio: Anopheles
Chloe: Is that even English?
Khafellatio: Yes
A female mosquito
Chloe: Oh. Please be sure and get her some OFF or Skin So Soft from Avon. Both of those work wonders! Is she ok?
Khafellatio: She is running temperature
And vomiting most of the things she eats
Chloe: Can she be treated?
Khafellatio: Yes
She is been treated at a private hospital
Thanks for your concern
Chloe: Of course I'm concerned. I don't really care for ankle biters, but it is your kid.
I guess this means you won't be auditioning.
Hmmmmm
Khafellatio: Really this auditions
I don't think I even stand the chance of delivering the songs well
Chloe: Wow. Why not?
Khafellatio: You are not even going to try?
Cos my state of mind is not stable coupled with my working hours
Chloe: So you're no longer a 9-5 guy?
I thought artists took their states of minds and expressed them through their work.
Khafellatio: The work hours has increased since I got a rise in pay
Chloe: Oh. What are they now?
Khafellatio: Not uniformed
Like today
I close by 6pm
Party time I go 18-20hours
Chloe: Ok. None of what you just sent makes sense.
Focus.
Khafellatio: Now, you work 9-6 instead of 9-5?
Let the Will of God be done
Chloe: Are you drunk or high?
Is that a yes?
HELLO????
Khafellatio: Hmmm
Chloe: What is hmmm?
Khafellatio: Nothing
Chloe: Where do you keep disappearing to?
<Another day>
Khafellatio: I slept off
Chloe: But your status showed you were offline.
Khafellatio: How are you
Chloe: Confused
Khafellatio: Why
Chloe: You never want to talk with me.
I guess you've been busy with Darla and submitting your audition videos.
Khafellatio: I didn't even chat with her
Or submit any video
Chloe: Oh. You just submitted
Wait.
Khafellatio: Cos I am not doing it
Chloe: What?
Explain.
Khafellatio: Nothing
Chloe: That is not an explanation.
Khafellatio: Ok
Not interested
In doing any old school songs
Khafellatio: Oh.
Chloe: So, you did this to just embarrass me and make me look like a fool.
Khafellatio: How
Chloe: I reached out for you and you just took a big shit right on my chest.
Khafellatio: It has nothing to do with you
Chloe: I connected you to Darla and her company. It has everything to do with me.
Khafellatio: I don't have the time
Chloe: Wow. This will ruin my reputation and ability to do my job.
Khafellatio: To do all that
Chloe: Well thanks for fucking me over and ruining my career.
Khafellatio: What career
Stop making a mole out of a church hill

Chloe: My marketing career. Duh. Are you fucking stoned or high or drunk?
Khafellatio: Sorry
I can't do that song
Chloe: And now you can't do me either.
Nobody has ever screwed me like this.
Khafellatio: As you wish
Chloe: You have ruined me.
Khafellatio: It is not the end of the world
Chloe: Maybe not for you. You can go back to washing your dishes, but nobody will ever take me seriously again, once this gets out.
Khafellatio: Hmmmmm
Just leave me alone since you like ruining me.
you didn't give one iota of a thought to fucking me over.
Khafellatio: What if I do the song
And it is not good
What difference does it make
Moreover I don't even have the costume
Chloe: Not good? I was able to hear the little snippet you sent me and it was awesome.
Khafellatio: I told you I wear mostly jeans and shirts
Chloe: You had the hat.
Khafellatio: And I don't have money to buy any for now
Chloe: This shirt. That hat you wore before.
No money? You are working more hours and got a raise. WTF?
Khafellatio: Not yet paid
Chloe: You know excuses are like assholes, right?
Khafellatio: Only told verbally
Chloe: At least you will have a job.
And you should stand up to them and say no more work unless you're paid.
Anyway, I have to go find someone else to send to Darla, then or I'm fucked over.
Khafellatio: It is not as easy as that
Chloe: Thanks for nothing.
Khafellatio: This Arabic are motherfuckers
Chloe: You mean like they promise to do an audition video, then delay it a week, then don't do it at all? Yeah. That's a motherfucker.
Khafellatio: Whatever
Chloe: You know damn well you did all that.
Khafellatio: Really for your sake
I will do something in few hours and send it
But don't say I didn't warn you
If they don't like it
Chloe: The worst that can happen is that they say no. But, if they don't like it, we'll do something else. Send both videos to show them your versatility. Especially with that beat!
Khafellatio: I can't
I can only do one
For the beat
Except I am freestyling
Chloe: Ok. I really don't know what you are talking about, but we'll see what it is, I guess.
Don't disappoint me, please.
Khafellatio: OK
Let me do it
For your sake
The fall in line
Will be ready in one hour time
Getting set
Chloe: Ok.
Later
Chloe: What happened?
Today
Chloe: Hello?
You're not going to do this shit again, are you?
I see you online. All these guys want me to go out with them for VD and you're quiet and not even a word. I don't feel loved.
And I can see you just read that message, too.
Khafellatio: Have a beautiful VD
Chloe: Why did you lie to me?
I hope you get the VD you deserve, too.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:54 pm

Quote:

Thu 11:00 PM
Khafellatio: Ok
7:35 AM
Chloe: Are we done, then?
Khafellatio: Good afternoon
Chloe: Not really
Khafellatio: Watever
Chloe: Rude.
You lied to me. You are rude to me. You treat me like shit. Never talk to me again.
Khafellatio: Yes boss
Chloe: Wow. If I promised to do something, if I said I really loved someone and I was going to do something, I would have done it. But, I can see you're a piece of shit like all other guys.
Khafellatio: Hmmmm
I will never insult a lady
Chloe: Well u already did.
Khafellatio: By not doing a video
That is something out of my reach
Do you do drugs? <--This is related to some other lad posting on the profile
Chloe: By ruining my work reputation. By refusing to say anything to me. By making promises you did not keep. By lying. By being rude. All that.
Hell no. I have smoked some weed and did coke a few times, but its not for me.
We are done.
Khafellatio: Alright then
Chloe: Glad to know you can just lose me so easy.
You are not a real man.
Khafellatio: You call me less a man
No problem
Chloe: A person who says they will do something then doesn't isn't a man. That's something animals with no brains, sense, or morals do.
Khafellatio: Keep insult me
Until I can't take it again
Then I will be forced to retaliate Laughing

Chloe: Oh? You're a woman beater? Glad I know that now.
There's a special place in hell for them.
Khafellatio: Watever
Goodnight
Chloe: Good reply. Can I write that down and reuse it sometime?
May your sleep last forever.
Khafellatio: I will never die
Chloe: You are trouble and your parents and daughter should be ashamed.
Khafellatio: I send it back to you
Chloe: I'm rubber. You're glue. Bounces off me and sticks to you.
Cursed forever.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

I lol'd!

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