Let it go.... "I, Sven, am not a gay!"

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:46 pm

both, but for google purposes, I decided to change the names of my characters and lads here from now on. It would be a shame if a lad ever got smart enough to google, end up here and it would ruin a bait. (hence Sister Dave, who has another name, but this one was suggested by Purple)

I'm lucky cherno isn't very smart because a google search for both our first names gives this site in the first few results.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:53 am

Tuesday

00:36 - Our moron has no sleep Laughing

so he wrote to my manager Claude:

Quote:

Are you bringing the parcel by air or sea and how many days will it take to get here

06.45 - A few hours later, Claude replied... in the meantime, the parcel reached the Heathrow airport, in London. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Sven,

Airfreight carriers (for intercontinental routes) are usually used and a route started in Europe takes about 8-10 days until completion in West Africa.
Your package is on the way and, this morning, the parcel # ***JHL5Z868I7*** arrived in the Cargo Area - Shipping Hub - Heathrow Airport - London (UK).
As you already know from previous messages, you can sign up on the company's website and you can monitor the current route and current position of your package in real time.
Please, let me know if you have any questions or dilemmas about the parcel # ***JHL5Z868I7***.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:36 am

Monday afternoon:
Sven: You show me love when there is no one for me
I promise to make you the best among the seen and unseen
Hope you are good honey
Hope the work at hand is not that much
I miss you, can't wait to plant kiss on your lips
MON 4:43 PM
Anna: It's very busy today. 😞
Sven: Sorry honey
Everything will be fine when am there with tou
You will work less because it's my priority to take care of you
I love you Anna
Anna: Love you too honey, you're so good to me
Sven: Are you done with work
Thank you honey
I will alway be good to you
You giving birth for me will make me the best father
Later
Anna: Not yet. I have to stay longer today.
Sven: OK darling. Just be safe 😘
MON 10:10 PM
Sven: Today must be an hectic day for my darling, how i wish am there to help but I know sooner I will be there. My spirit is there with you baby. I heart you
Later
Anna: Yes it was. I fell asleep when I got home
Sven: Sorry darling
Hope you've eaten
Anna: I did
how are you?
Sven: Am good, just missing you
And you
Anna: The same
Sven: What are you doing now
Anna: talking to you
Sven: Same here
Just keep thinking about you and what you told me today
Anna: why are you thinking about it?
Sven: I just can't but think about it
That immediately I get the parcel my coming is near
Anna: yes I know, that was the whole point of this right?
Sven: You're a treasure
Yes baby
I will be there to make you proud
Anna: yes you will. My friends are looking forward to meeting you
Sven: Do you have any African wears
Am looking forward to meet them to darling
Anna: clothes you mean?
Sven: Yes
Anna: I don't have african clothes
Sven: Okay I know what to do about that
Anna: tell me
Sven: I will get some for you and me a fashion designer will get it done and we will rock the town with your friends when we are less busy or maybe to church
I will convince many and make them envy our relationship
It's good to be good Anna. You're dear to me and I will alway make you happy
Anna: oh, maybe you can have them make an african wedding dress for me. are they nice?
Sven: Maybe we can come to Africa for shopping before the wedding
Anna: Maybe. We'll see
Sven: We will discuss that more when I come
I got a mail from the TSC
Anna: what did it say?
Sven: The package have passed first processing
Feeling sleepy?
Anna: what does that first processing mean?
Sven: Don't know
Anna: did you ask?
Sven: But I was told I will be updated
Anna: ok, that's good. Did they say when you can expect it to arrive?
Sven: No
Are they bringing by air or sea
Anna: I don't know, maybe you should ask them. I just put the envelope in the parcel before the church secretary sent it
Sven: OK darling
I will do just that
Anna: ok
I'm going to bed now
goodnight love
Sven: Goodnight honey
Sweet dream
I love you
Anna: love you too
goodnight
Sven: Don't feel lonely and cold honey

This was yesterday. Looks like he has sent that message after our chat, so the lad seems to be able to follow some simple instructions.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:13 am

^^^ I would be curious to see a man dressed in a nigerian traditional wedding costume Laughing

... maybe Sven wishes to send a photo of him, properly dressed, so that Anna can see how "her husband to be" will look on her wedding day? Of course, Anna will be very excited about the outfit, so she wants to see also a photo of a woman dressed in traditional African outfit. May Sven send another photo, with him and with a woman (maybe his sister?) dressed in traditional wedding suits? Twisted Evil

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10.25 - Directly from the TSC mail servers, I sent Sven a total of 16 identical messages Twisted Evil

... I hope he gets his e-mails on the mobilephone's data plan, so he can really enjoy when he receives a large number of messages. Laughing

Quote:

UPDATE: The parcel # ***JHL5Z868I7*** is located now in our warehouse at Heathrow International Airport in London/UK. We will keep you up to date.

_____________________________________

COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:29 am

Good plan, gives him something useless to do while waiting for the parcel

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:45 am

Quote:

Nigeria girls are all after money

The words pot and kettle spring to mind.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:46 am

^^^ Ohh, yeah! Twisted Evil

- Anna also wants to redecorate her living room with some wooden statuettes (African art)... can "dear" Sven to be kind and go through some art-shop to take a few pictures?
- Of course, Anna will want to know how tall these wooden statuettes are, so Sven has to make "selfie" with them.
- If Anna wants one or more of those "art" products, can Sven handle the shipment? It would be a great proof that Sven really wants to make his future wife happy.
- Of course, Anna will pay the statues with the money in the parcel... but Sven has to look for "the right wooden statuettes" and he must negotiate the price with "the owners of art galleries". Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:31 am

Birlic wrote:

^^^ I would be curious to see a man dressed in a nigerian traditional wedding costume Laughing

... maybe Sven wishes to send a photo of him, properly dressed, so that Anna can see how "her husband to be" will look on her wedding day? Of course, Anna will be very excited about the outfit, so she wants to see also a photo of a woman dressed in traditional African outfit. May Sven send another photo, with him and with a woman (maybe his sister?) dressed in traditional wedding suits?

Or if his sister isn't available, maybe he could go into a shop and send a selfie with him holding the wedding dresses up to himself?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:22 pm

^^^ Yes, surely he can do it. Laughing

1) It would be nice if our idiot Sven will send a statement: Declaration of Love (video recorded) for Anna... a love poem, long enough.
https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/loves-language-by-ella-wheeler-wilcox for example, can be a good start. Laughing

2) Surely Anna has also a favorite song, that she would like to mark as "the love song of the happy married couple". This song will be played by both (Anna & Sven), at the wedding ceremony.
So, "her dear" Sven must learn the song and sing it. Laughing

... a short video clip would be enlightening, so Emma would be happy to know that Sven really wants to fulfill her wishes.

3) From a sexual point of view, Anna is very active and willing to try new experiences.
One of his secret fantasies is related to an episode in which a "Nordic warrior conquers and possesses a virgin princess"... is it known that the Vikings have blond hair so Sven might discolor his hair? Laughing

If Sven refuses the "Viking fantasy", then Anna can offer an alternative erotic game: she can play the character "Jane" and Sven can be the character "Tarzan - the king of the jungle". Obviously, a few photos with Sven covered with a wild animal fur would be great.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:45 pm

^ If you can get Viking or Tarzan pix, I will be both impressed and gorram envious.

I've made several tries for fantasy-themed photographs from Lads, and every time their laziness has let me down.

For example, hearken to pages 63-67 and 95-96 of the Modelling thread.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147958&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=thongor&start=1550

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147958&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=thongor&start=2350

Also there's this complete bait.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1152399&highlight=framed#1152399

I wish you luck nonetheless!

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:28 pm

^^^

You know what the situation is... if you find "the right lad", then everything is possible! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:13 pm

I'm usually trying to stay away from the sex-chats and a topic like erotic fantasies creates an opening for that. So I can't promise anything like that will happen, but who knows.

Sister Dave just gave our lad an assignment. Easy one to start off with:

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Mr. Sven,

Rev. Greenham has requested that you make a video statement thanking the church members for their contributions for your parcel and singing Amazing Grace. We will show this video during the next church service on Sunday morning and sing the hymn together with you in thanks to our Heavenly Father.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:00 pm

^^^ Maybe Anna has a very good friend who is a screenwriter / director / filmmaker ... he (this Anna's friend) is looking for talented young people, so our idiot Sven might start working in the film industry. Of course, he must be able to present a diversified portfolio of photos: Thor, Tarzan, Batman, Santa Claus, Dracula, etc.

Or, he can send us some underwear pictures for a modeling agency... only the sky is above us! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:09 pm

You are completely right. I had a very busy period recently, where I had to focus (a lot of) my attention to other important stuff and then my creativity tends to get pushed aside. The real life issues have been worked out now, so I hope it'll be back soon. Thanks for all the brilliant ideas.

Here's the recent chat. He wasn't online much today and I left the completely boring parts out.

Sven: What are you doing
Emma: working of course
Sven: Okay baby
Hope it's not that much
Emma: It's better than yesterday
I was thinking about the clothes you were telling me about the other day. I really want to see it.
Sven: You should know I will definitely do that
I get a mail from the church secretary
<copy of above email>
Emma: I was hoping you could show me traditional African wedding clothes
oh, that would be so lovely
Sven: I will
When I get to where they are selling it or if I visit an engagement ceremony
Emma: Can you go to a place where they sell it, try it on and send me a picture? Maybe you can also have a woman show the womans clothes
Sven: Will I do the now or when I get the parcel
You know what
We will buy the materials and give it to a fashion designer but we will choose the style we want
I will put on Bubba, sokoto and agbada with beads on my neck
Emma: I don't know what that is. I really wish you'd show me
Sven: While you will put on iro and Bubba with beads
I will baby
Emma: When honey?
Sven: Let me browse it and send you the picture now
You really want to put this on honey
Wow I love that
Emma: No, I want to see you in it. I've been fantasizing about that the whole day after you told me about it
Sven: Okay
<old picture of himself in some traditional African clothes>
Something like this but its not completed yet because the agbada and the bead is not there
Emma: I'd like to see it complete
Sven: Honey I will
But I don't have that now
Emma: no, but there are places that sell it you just told me. You can go there and try it on and make a picture
I want to see how my husband will look on our wedding
Sven: But when the parcel is here I will have to buy the complete one
They won't allow me to put it on without buying it
This is Nigeria honey
I will get everything immediately I have the money including your own beads
Are you there
Emma: but you can explain it to them and tell them you want to buy but you have to show it to your fiancee first
Sven: Okay honey
Anything for you honey
Emma: Thank you dear
Sven: Okay honey
Am I doing the church request before the parcel arrive or after
You will be in church watching me singing Amazing Grace also
<laughing emoji>

In the meantime Sven to Sister Dave:

Quote:

Dear Sir/Ma

As reverend Greenham has requested I will definitely do just that. Thanks

Kind regards,
RealSven

Anna: <heart eyes emoji>
She said they want to show it next sunday in church, so I think it's best not to wait too long right?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:24 pm

Our dear Sven is trying to postpone everything, hoping the package will get as fast as possible. It would be useful for Anna to say that the church can always cancel the shipment. Of course, the authority of the church can not be discussed and everyone know that Reverend Paul is a harsh and very serious man. Nobody wants Father Paul to get upset. Right? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:45 pm

That was the plan, but it's only tuesday, so when sunday comes closer sister dave will pressure him more on this matter

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:50 pm

Sven: I will do that
Did reverend know i will be coming soon
Anna: yes of course, I explained everything to him
Sven: Okay honey
I love you
10:12 PM
Sven: Where have you been
Are you just waking up
What are you doing
[Anna: I just had some things to do when I got home
Sven: Hope you are good
Anna: I am. You too?
Sven: Same here
Are you done with what you are doing
Anna: yes, I am now
Sven: Hope you are not bored been there alone
Anna: a bit
Sven: Are on bed or watching TV
Anna: none, I was having some wine
Sven: Alone?
Anna: yes. makes me warm
Sven: do you know of a place where you will go to show me the wedding clothes?
Are you thinking of something
Anna: like what?
Sven: Don't know just feel you are thinking of something
Anna: give me an example
Sven: Are you talking about the Africa wear or the general white one
Anna: the african wedding clothes, that's what we were talking about earlier
Sven: Now I know the wedding is part of your thinking tonight
Anna: yes it is
Sven: African wedding clothes are not already made dress we will buy the materials first before giving it to a designer
Anna: You said you can try some on and show it to me, so I'm sure you can make that happen. I really want to see
Sven: This engagement dress is like a production and production is the transformation of raw materials in finished goods
Anna: yes, but they must have samples
Sven: That is for me because I have it before I will just complete it
Honey
Anna: you just don't want to do what you promised
just say that
Sven: I told you I will
Come on honey
I promise to alway make you happy
Anna: but with this you don't
Sven: You want to see mine or yours
Are you there
<picture of african clothes>
Anna: I want to see both, but I see you won't do as you promised
Sven: Honey
I will send you mine tomorrow
It's a different place
I will ask my mom to take me to where I can show you yours
Anna: I don't care about seeing strangers, you promised that you would make a picture of you wearing traditional wedding clothes and have a woman with you who would wear the traditional african wedding gown
I need to see my husband wearing it, you promised
Sven: I will send you my own picture tomorrow
Anna: thank you
Sven: Anna my love
I sent you that stranger picture just to show you how gorgeous that dress will look when you put in on
Anna: I can use google myself. I want my husband to show it to me
Sven: Of course you should know I will get you my picture tomorrow
When I get to England I will teach you some dancing steps
Anna: I like that. Thank you
Sven: So you will be perfect before we return to Africa
I love you Anna
Anna: Love you too
Sven: Are you happy now
Anna: Yes I am
Sven: You're the best
With you am the happiest
Are you feeling sleepy (goood plan)
Anna: yes I do
don't you?
Sven: I will be home
You're going to work and you need enough rest and energy
Am not there now to look after you
Anna: Yes I do.
Sven: I want you to go bed now so you get up early tomorrow
Anna: I'll do that.
Sven: Am yours forever honey
Anna: I'm happy to hear that.
Goodnight dear

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:19 am

Vive la France! Laughing

Wednesday - 07.00 - This morning, our moron received 11 identical messages from the TSC mail-servers. Laughing

Quote:

UPDATE: The parcel # ***JHL5Z868I7*** is located now in our warehouse at Charles de Gaulle International Airport in Paris/France. We will keep you up to date.
_____________________________________

COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

On Friday we'll move the parcel somewhere to south ... in Spain, Madrid. Twisted Evil

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

You do realise what an impossible task you have set the lad, don't you, Linoline? West African wedding outfits are bespoke, for both bride and groom and the are always matching. They are expensive items of clothing and are only made up for the couple when the wedding is imminent.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:52 pm

^^^I couldn't care less. He promised. Laughing

An eventful day. While I didn't chat with him much (was working on a project, but appeared online anyway), he delivered some very nice trophies and he realizes that he needs a job. Of course Anna will find something for him.

7:34
Sven: Good morning my Queen, how was your night?
10:05 AM
Anna: It was good thank you. Yours too?
Sven: Same honey
Am working on how to get my picture across
Just be good
12:48 PM
Sven: Here is the groom

Strike the pose... I see some hidden talent here.

Anna: Wow, that looks amazing!
And you could easily be a photo model 😍
Sven: That is how a groom dress in Yoruba land
Do you like it honey
Anna: Yes I like it a lot
Thank you so much for showing me this. Makes me so happy
Sven: That's my word for you
Your happiness is my priority
I will get some for you when coming that we will put on and walk together so the world we recognize the newest couple
I love you Anna
Am glad you are happy
Anna: love you too honey. You didn't show me the womans traditional african wedding clothes yet. Will you do that?
Sven: I will but I was told until I have money before they can allow me to do that
Be calm honey I will surely get that
Anna: of course you will get the money. Can't you go to the store again and just hold up some dresses in front of you and have someone make a picture?
Sven: Honey the dress are not done there they only sell the materials in which the tailor(fashion designers) will sow together
It's only the beads that are done
Anna: but the picture you made, that one was done.
Sven: Don't I will fix everything up. My junior brother fiancee has it so I will take her along with me so she will put everything on and I will snap with her so you will be sure
I told you about mine yesterday I have it but not completed
The rest I went to my friend shop to just put that on and the beads because he is a fashion designer and he is working on a groom dress
I use that opportunity to put it on because you said you want to see the dress been put on by your man
Should I show you when I friend is dressing me up
Anna: Yes, I'd love that
Sven: Okay
Anna: and also the dress of your sisters fiancee. Please make sure that you are in that picture as well, so I can see the dimensions

Sven: Do you see now
Anna: yes, I see
Sven: Anna my love
Babe you have to be calm on the bride's own
Honey don't you know seeing another lady beside me putting on bride's dress won't make me happy till I see you put it on beside me
We are made for eachother
Am planning to make a video that is requested from the church
I also got a mail that the parcel is in France this morning
Anna: oh, that's good news. Did it say when it will arrive?
The picture is not about making you happy dear, it's about preparing me for our wedding. You make me happy with showing me the brides clothes
Sven: I was told 8 to 10days when you said I should ask them
OK honey I will do that
Let me share you the video first before I send it to the church
Anna: ok. I'd love to see it. Did you make it already?
Sven: Yes
Anna: Í think our pastor will be very happy with that
Sven: OK honey
later
Sven: Honey you have the videos on your mailbox now
Did you get the mail
After a check, Yes, I did get it, and he delivered 2 nice video's. Anna has to choose which one should be sent to the church.

Video 1
Video 2

An hour later
Anna: Yes, I received them, but I can't watch it when I'm here. I'll watch them when I'm home this evening.
Sven: Alright baby
How is work going
Anna: it's good. I accomplished a lot today.
Sven: Wow glad to hear that
You know what
While I was putting that groom attire on I miss you alot
Anna: I understand. I can't wait for the day that it will be for real
Sven: Same here honey
That is while I will have to work tirelessly immediately I get to England so I can get these done in no time
Anna: yes, we really need to find a job for you here
Sven: Yes darling
What did you eat for lunch
Anna: I'm going to think about that as well and see what I can find for you, so you can start soon when you're here
Sven: You're the best honey
I love you
Just be safe at work baby
Anna: love you too dear. What could go wrong here, I'm just in an office. No hazardous conditions as far as I know.
Sven: Just keeping you on a safe side
Anna: this side of the window is safe
Sven: <laughing emoji>
When will you be done
Anna: Soon. I'm going to finish the file I'm working on and then I can go.
Sven: OK
I don't like to distract you when you're working on a file
Anna: We'll talk later
Sven: I guess we will chat more when you are home

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:37 pm

Muhahahahaha! Laughing

- Our idiot is obedient and proved he can do various tasks... it will be a shame to stop here! Right?
- I think he can easy qualify for a job in the film industry; just send us some samples with him dressed in various costumes (some movie characters).
- If our dear Sven can sing and dance, it would be even better! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:44 pm

^ Definitely. If he’s going to sing at the wedding, his voice must be evaluated now. Dancing too; can he waltz? Film or stage acting could also be a lucrative field for him, especially if he could be convinced to produce some of Emma’s favorite songs and plays.