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Borstal Boy
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy shite, this could be the future of scambaiting ... is there any way you could get this guy writing to an entire group of Engorging Members, a group consisting exclusively of himself? That's the kind of shit that could literally drive a man totally insane!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... come to think of it, why not have him request a photo trophy of the new member? You could get this guy baiting himself!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooo I like that!

Photo documentation of the meeting!
That'll get him on the spot!

EDIT: Here's what I sent...what a pickle he's in now...Very Happy
Quote:
Johnson,

In terms of the meeting, can you take photos of the meeting and the Doctor's facilities? We'll need those here for the review. You can scan them in to email. That would be fine, as I trust you.

Blessings and keep up the great work!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is Rev. Pole still in this? Will he get killed? Will there be a banner from the lad asking, "Who Smoked Pole?"

Honestly, I have absolutely no idea where that came from...I think I was channeling another baiter....

BTW, some classic stuff McF, classic! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Borstal Boy wrote:
Holy shite, this could be the future of scambaiting ...
Agreed! Who needs AI autobaiters? We have a real live MuguI autobaiter Laughing

What could be better than starting the ball rolling and then sitting back and watch him bait himself. As membership grows, he'll either go nuts as you say, or he'll have to rope in some of his scamming pals and waste their time too.

Combined with the odd request for a new banner, some office stationary and a radio spot...

Great work @McF

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is only one thing I can say Laughing LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He balked at the photos. Wrote this long winded essay about how he was broke, had already done alot, banners and photos cost money... so I sympathized with him. But wait. The OTHER guy didn't send any photos or the banner yet. Certainly *he can't complain right?

So maybe now he actually *will bait himself:
Quote:
Well you said you would lead the new branch as well as
the one in the other town. That comes with a greater
responsibility. We will need those photos. Perhaps you
can photo the meeting and the banner and pass the cost
on to the Doctor, as an administrative fee. Certainly
he cannot balk at this, as he has yet to show us
anything in order to become a new branch. He will have
to submit the photos of the engorged members as well
as his banner before we can send him anything.

Bottom line, we will need to see something tangible
and in this case it will have to be some photos.

As for the web site, the address is noted. I will look
at it today and have some of my collegues look at it
as well.

Blessings!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, yes, let's see some photos of tangible, engorged members - you can't get enough of that on the internet! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing @Borstal - always room for more...

So now it's a battle of uh...wits. He clearly doesn't want to do any more work. Apparently the meeting with himself went well. And we get a description of the new Handjob Doctor. Bonus! We get new use of "100%"
Get ready for more reading Rolling Eyes
Quote:
To: thebishop
Subject: JOHNSON CHINOSO

Dear Sir,

I just returned a few minute ago from Ibadan, infact they have a very
good and impressive facility.

This branch will do marvellouslly well if well funded. I am very
impress with the level of teaching and students there. I would have
done as requested taking photos but like I told you I was more than
handicapped financially, I just managed to get there and be back
without a penny left in my pocket.

Dr.Maduka is an elderly gentleman of about 53yrs, and in the NGO
business. He is good and kind, I am 100% sure he will make you proud.

He also is very happy for me to oversee their activities as you have
directed. I also inform him on what should be done to get the
necessary approvals fromyou, I am sure he will commence on it
shortly. He will get the banner and photos of engorged members
shortly, I have shown what he should do to be integrated into the
system. What came to my mind there was that, afterall I have done all
these and got your approvals but nothing to show for it. What will
be the benefit pushing this elderly man to go that far and nothing
to show for it as my case maybe?. So, I will only be very careful
with matters until I can atleast see something on the ground.

Sir,I have given out the new banner job and it will be ready in a few
days time, but my problem now is how to pay for it.

This is why I must need your help atleast to fulfil your promise for
ones. I have done enough to be compensated not just running all over
the country without any dividend to show for it. You must talk to
your people to release some money to be to make get things going. Not
necessarily the $3,000 but atleast half of it until the case is over.

Actually, I know I will benefit alot from this project but there must
be a starting point, You promised you will make refunds on the
mailing of the banner to you which uptil this moment you have not
even addressed the issue. I am a very unhappy man seeing my efforts
turning to naught.

Do something about my case please.I have met all the requirements.

Regards,
Johnson C.


So I guess he can't handle all the new pressure. Nice tactic, tho, of saying why drag an old man into it if he can't get the money already owed. But Bulky Pole won't hear it...
Quote:
To: g.horst

Yes I know you've done alot. I am doing my best here.
We are a charity remember? Money does not grow on
trees and you need to remember that we have just been
the victims of a terrible crime.

I can understand your frustration, but constantly
asking for money will not make it magically pop out
and into your pocket.

As for the investigation into Mr. Buttmunch's criminal
activity, the things he has said to the police now
have them looking at OUR records. So even if we had
the money, I cannot make any international transfers
right now.

If you don't want to tell the Doctor about his
obligations, then I will, and I will have to remove
you from the loop. I thought you could handle it
though, that is why I let you do it. He is a
businessman and a community leader, he can make up his
own mind as to what level of committment he wants to
display.

We are up to our eyes in a mess here, so please have
some understanding. We have not forgot about you, or
any other branch.

Do what you can to continue like none of this ugliness
happened and when the money is available, you will get
it!

Blessings to you,
Rev. Pole


Wonder what he'll say now to wiggle out of it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't want to bore you with all the details of him talking to himself, but I thought I'd post this gem:

Quote:
Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2005
From:
To: "Your Bishop"
Dear Sir,

I must thank you very much for your email. Yes, everything is ok, Mr.Johnson arrived this late afternoon with the banner, and he assisted us in how the pictures should be taken.

I presume by tomorrow evening the photos will be ready , scanned and forwarded to you.

Meanwhile, I think it is apparently necessary that the documents are sent to me as an email attachment, that way I will be able to fill it and return to you without time wasting much time. [we wouldn't want that now would we...]

Once again thanks and God bless.

Regards,




I'm currently on a backup compunator - as my *real one died Sad
and am "form challenged" at the moment. Anyone have a form with alot of penis double entendre in it I can borrow?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet, Razz just sweet!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yea! Banner #2 on it's way...

Quote:
Dear Rev.Pole,

Thank you so much for your commendations. Actually the banner was produced by Mr.Johnson's producer and I will ensure to have the banner sent to your designated address at the earliest to get to the designation before the set date.

Once again thanks so much.

Regards,


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooohh... If we get the banner in time, we need to pose it with a bunch of onions!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey McFlib, if the new banner arrives, can I keep the old one? I'd love to hang it in the office at work and really offend my coworkers who are already resentful of the time my boss lets me have each day on the site.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've ignored him for a while now.

3 banners, 2 mailed. Lots of pictures...where is the love? Very Happy
Quote:
From: "G. Horst"
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 02:23:56 -0800
To: thebishop
Subject: Re: Re: COMMUNITY HELPING HANDS ORG. IBADAN-NIGERIA


Dear Sir,

I am surprised to note that after having sent you the new banner
through DR.MADUKA you did not find it necessary to mail me, Dr.Maduka
also told me that he has sent you the photos and now awaiting for you
to send him the paper works which were promised. I am so saddened
that you did not find it necessary to anything about my case.

I thought by now you would have secured the funds on my behalf
instead you decided to stay away from me.

Well, I am so confuse and surprised that a Revrend father of your
status could treat me this way after what you basically know that I
have done as required by your people.

If the money is not sent this week then I will have no option than to
forget about the entire project. I spent all I have to ensure that I
met with the requirements, even the $250 you promised to refund if
the banner is received in your facility, up till now you decided not
mention anything about the refund. I saved you some money in
returning the same banner but you never find it necessary to send the
money to me. I then begin to wonder what kind of a Re.Father are
you?. Rev.Father that doesn't fight for his people?. instead
instigating the same people to spend more and more for his own course.
[not me! no never...Laughing]

This is not fair and christianly. You must do something to regain my
trust and confidence in you and the entire project,

Regards,
Johnson Chinoso

Oh no! he's gonna quit?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL@ McFlibbish!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could send extra for his effort, make it at least $500, and then impliment the wuxfer security initiative - full background check and what not. Of course he'll have to scan and print quite a bit to get the forms filled out, and it can't be tracked online. You might get quite a few trips out this one if you play it right, although i don't think youll get 30 out this one.
I'm sure western union could have technical difficulties, and send the money to the wrong office.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Carrot. Stick. Carrot. Stick. Carrot stick.......


Wonderful work McF Smile


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rev Pole,
Would it be possible for Dr.Greg Maduka or Johnson Chinoso to translate sections of the NIV, NKJV bibles (or any flavor you like) into their native language?

Maybe they have friends that would like to make extra cash by doing so. Once they finish translating a section, and it is verified as accurate, they can be paid for their work.

After all, a Christian is known by his works.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one was a good laugh:

Quote:
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005
From: "helpinghandjobservice"
Subject: Re: Prelate at airport information
To: "Your Bishop"

Dear Sir,

I am sorry if my absence to meet with the Prelate hurts your feelings, I was made to understand that my purpose for meeting him was just to get the check.

Well, let me tell you honestly and frankly, I am the best handjob man you can find anywhere, I am not bragging rather telling you the gospel truth. I have the potentials and know how having work in the ministry as an administrato for over 28 yrs in service.

If I am that kind of person I would have told you I went to the airport but did not see the Prelate that would have been the end of the issue, is it?, but I am not good at lying or telling stories.[oh yeah riiiight! Rolling Eyes ]

I awaits your further news shortly.

May Gos continue to preserve you with more wisdom and blessings.

Regards,
Johnson C.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

May Gos continue to preserve you ...

Shocked Oh no! Don't let Gos pickle you in brine!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just haven't had time to get back to him...

Perhaps some nice igbo insults to 'finish him off' Laughing
Quote:
Dear Sir,
I see I will have to shut down the entire operation since I have been served a court order to vacate the office if payment is not made latest thursday, it has been all promises without fulfilments. I done my bits as requested by you over these months without benefitting a cent from you and your people even on the extra expenses of sending the banner over, you made it clear to me that you will ensure to make a refund but nothing.
I can bear it any longer, I don't how long it will take one to decide on a payment mode, I am begining to see this as same as what Mr.Buttmunch did if at all there is any Mr.Buttmunch.
Well, I see you to be a Bishop but you have never see any of your promises came to pass. I have spent all I had owing arreas to my tutors believing that you will keep to your promises but alas nothing, not even a cent can be said to have sent to me.
I will advice Dr.Maduka to be wary of your sweet talks otherwise he is bound to go the same way with me.
I am begining to think this is not going to be because you have not shown me any reason to believe in you anymore.
If you really helping me as you stated you should have listened to me, money is needed to serve certain purposes not when the purposes ha been taken up by events. You are not listening to me at all, after all these months of cryings and yellyings for assistance you still think you are doing me a favourt whilst there is nothing on ground to show for it except me spending more money and getting into more debts in the name of Helping Handjob Service.[NICE! Thumbs up ]
These days you prefer to ignore my messages because you have gotten what you wanted from me. But God in his infinite mercies is watching us all, what we do and what we say will be our portion in heaven.
I have work for you tiredelessly and honestly too, I don't deserve to be treated this way after all these months. You don't appear to be talking to anyone knowing the urgency of my mails and those men working for me and you without salaries months after months, men that has families to feed and cloths.You are simply listening to yourself and whatever I say means nothing to you otherwise I won't be in this situation I find myself, I will be evicted for sure if I didn't pay the money latest thursday morning.
Thanks and God's bless.
Regards,
Johnson Chinoso

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A job well done I would say!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A handjob well done is its own reward! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I will advice Dr.Maduka to be wary of your sweet talks


You sweet talking b*st*rd you!

I'm getting a mental picture of him whispering to himself in a dark corner saying "don't listen to him, he has a smooth tongue"

As ever McF this is great stuff to read, so off script it's hard to fathom where this guy started.

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