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Master Shake
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He wants the banner back, huh? Tell him you shipped it to your associates in another western africa nation, and that if he wants it, he'll have to go there and get it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ vader not yet! I love that site.

Perhaps there is a form he needs to fill out so the money can be traced which ends with him at the site? You know, the standard Western Union "I didn't pick up the money, someone else must've" X43-8c form modality.

@ shake...oh well that's a good way to get his ass over to the DHL office at least!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course, you could actually tell him you "don't wish to continue" and then do the decent thing and send him back his banner and reimburse his costs.

Of course, you'll have to send the banner back using a dodgy courier that is always losing track of things, and the costs via WU. Can't say fairer than that, can you?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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@ vader not yet! I love that site.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Lord Vader
THANK you - I can now start the WU Mis-attachment and then follow it up with this!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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...otherwise you will be speaking to my lawyers in USA or the FBI sooner than you can think of.


Personally, I think you should tell him the you'll be speaking to them about Johson who keeps taking the money. That should give him something to think about.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh crap, McFlibbish,

Does this mean the Feds are going to come looking for Mr. Heywood Jablomie (the guy who signed for the banner) at the drop address?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jez - again you devil...the costs via WU...thus ensuring 2 trips - one to the WU and one to the local DHL office to arrange local shipping...

The FBI may have already been contacted about the embezzlement. Ima may have to turn states evidence. As for the rendering facility, Mr. Jablomie should be veeeeeeeery worried about now. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Get ready for some reading...boy is he pissed! haha woo! This was BCC to the bishop after Ima accused HIM of embezzling the money.
Quote:
It is now I know what games you are playing just as I have suspected.
You have been getting money from the Helpinghands office and pretend
to have sent it. I told you no money was paid to me in Benin City
instea of you to investigate then you chosed to quickly send another
to Lagos which of course was not sent. I was at the western union
office before they opened on monday since you sent the money on
saturday there is nowhere someone else could claim the money because
Mr.Okenwa [I have no idea who this is] is 24hrs with me.

Mr.Buttmunch, I think I should report to my friends with the FBI for
proper investigation, even the western union slip for the Benin City
payment is forged which I can authoratively tell, the Lagos paid slip
can't be downloaded because you chosed to corrupt the file, you were
not so smart in doing that because it is a clear evidence that you
didn't send a cent out.

All these I am going to send to Helping hands office for thorough
investigation, God knows how many people you have done thi, and this
must stop, you can accused me and go free, I will get you instead I
will donounce my christianity knowing the background I came from. I
will use orthox method to bring you to justice if nothing else is
left. [oh no! not the orthodox method! aaargh anything but that]
You lied against for a mere $3000 [ Rolling Eyes he apparently doesn't know the meaning of the word irony]
which means nothing to me [again Rolling Eyes]
and my organisation. I will contact my lawyer Mr.Michael J.Hlaberstam of lauferhalberstam & Associtesin New York [Laughing say 10 times fast]
also to instigate a litigation and fraud agaist you. Your phone numbers are also faked
why don't you give me a working number when you know that the number xxx xxx xxxx is not working?< you are such a fraud that you think you can fool all at the same time.

Fortunately enough I have gotten the complete HELPING HANDS
coordinates and I will communicating with them with all the facts and
proof with me.

Johnson C.


Then he sends this to the bishop, who is still a different guy...
Quote:
Dear Sir,

I AM VERY SURPRISED THAT YOU DECIDE TO SIDE WITH MR.BUTTMUNCH ON THIS
KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT HE HAS SENT NOTHING TO BENIN CITY OR TO LAGOS.

You as you can see from below, no transaction can be found on the
payment, that means you never sent any money to Benin City or to
Lagos.

I am about to communicate with the western union helping hands
service office about this development or have he money send to me
$3000 because I met all their requirements and subsequent approval
for the loan. This you must do right away as I also wish to
communicate with my alwyer in New York and the FBI friends of my with
proof of what is on the ground. I want to know who pick th money,
where,and the passport photographs because any amount above $1,000 a photo of the collector must taken.

If this is a game you guys have been palying on the western union
community helpinghands programee this I swear I will stop at all cost
unless what is due to me is returned and completed as deemed by
community helping hands project. I have their coordinates and I will
hand over all my files, pictures, and what you claimed to have sent
to me for investigation in full. Lets stop this madness, afterall you
claimed to be a clergy you must uphold the post to the fullest.
<snip cutnpaste from western union>


The madness has just begun...
Johnson Mugu, P.I. is on the case.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do I see a certain Buttmunch getting arrested and the Bishop appointing a new representative to see that Johnson gets everything he deserves?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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[oh no! not the orthodox method! aaargh anything but that]


No, no, not to worry! He specifically said the ORTHOX method, not the orthodox! I think the Orthox method entails bug spray, but that's about it... (No, wait that's the ortho method. Damn, I'll get these modalities straight someday.)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol! I misread. He's denouncing his faith to become an exterminator. Well, I've heard of dumber things. (not much)

@roger, me thinks the Bishop has suspected for a while now that Ima has been on the take. Perhaps the lad will be congratulated for his efforts at apprehending a person who lies to take someone else's money. Think he'll get the irony? I don't.

Seems the dumbfnck has confused The Helping Handjob with a western union program:
http://www.westernunion.com/info/cd_index.asp

Quote:
To: ibuttmunch
Subject: HELPING HANDS COMPLETE COORDINATES[WESTERN UNION PROGRAMME

Community Development - CONTACT US

By Mail
Mario Hernandez
Public Affairs Director
6200 S. Quebec St., Suite 350
Greenwood, Village, CO 80111
USA

By Phone
303-967-xxxx

he sent several emails with the cutnpaste from that page too

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No no.. He means the ORTHO method with WEED-B-GONE (tm)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy Cow Vader!

There goes another keyboard......

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey McFlibbish,

If you need an FBI agent to step in, I have one lined up with his panties all in a bunch to get you arrested.

Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey -- give the poor guy his banner back! You bully!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jez's 'friend' wrote:
You can take a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead


Half Man, Half Biscuit?

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it would be a very big disappointment to me if my husbands wish is not accomplished before I finally kiss the bouket


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, my friend was called Helen.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it's fun if we can make those scammers to waste their money to buy ticket and renew passport... and perhap hotel renting to get the money... a nice 'fake deal' in a 'fun game'.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
you are such a fraud that you think you can fool all at the same time


You're right, he wouldn't know irony if it slapped him hard and called him Daisy!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, you gotta love that! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Mr. Michael J. Hlaberstam of lauferhalberstam & Assocites in New York" (spacing corrected)

Are the Assocites related to the Assinator? If so, the Orthox method may involve assination. I'd be scared.

Then again, Orthox may be a practical solution for the evaluation of x-rays.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There has been some 'movement' in the case:
Quote:
Johnson,
I am deeply concerned about this matter and have
official channels looking into this.
I cannot speak freely on this matter, but let me say
that you are not the first one to have a complaint
about this type of activity.

Mr. Buttmunch is this group's attorney, nothing more.
I am not on anyone's 'side' as you contend. I will get
back to you in the next couple of days to rectify this
matter. Do not be concerned.

Blessings!


Quote:
Dear Sir,

Your mail is well noted, I will remain calm until I hear further from
you.

May the Almighty continues to guide and protect you.

Regards,
Johnson C.


The case has been solved!
<img src="http://img55.exs.cx/img55/5742/buttmuncharrest5hw.jpg">

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh fuck, I just had to read that while trying to keep a straight face (I'm at work)!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear me... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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