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newBOL
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Joined: 16 Sep 2018
Posts: 5
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:25 am |
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They sent me another mail - I was just innocently getting on with my post eater life and it turned up in my work mail box. Round two!
How has everyone been? Who remembers me? Have any rules changed? Klas? |
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newBOL
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 16 Sep 2018
Posts: 5
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:33 am |
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If someone wants to help me get hold of my old account it would be super appreciated - thanks (Battery) |
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newBOL
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 16 Sep 2018
Posts: 5
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:33 am |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:37 pm |
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Welcome back.
I’m sure there have been many changes since your last visit although Lads are still Lads. Most of the Stickies have been updated since I first joined so there is probably a good read or three waiting for you.
OP
PS – Help is on the way regarding the restoration of your old profile but you knew that eh? |
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newBOL
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 16 Sep 2018
Posts: 5
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Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:37 pm |
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Well it would be noble to say the account matters less than the actions it aspires to perform, I’m still the same old baiter - and so on and so forth
However when it comes to retaining the title of Mascot Goat Trainer, vanity as always prevails. |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:35 pm |
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Ok I’m really back now... |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:10 pm |
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Welcome back fellow old timer! We joined the same month and year. Good to see you back. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:58 pm |
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Welcome back! |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:21 am |
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Wow, another blast from the past -welcome back |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:05 am |
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It’s good to see you all again. Currently I only have this one lad in tow who is wholly responsible for my reentry.
Little does he know of the cloud he has summoned over the scamming community. Bleak times ahead for 419ers everywhere. I’d almost forgot they existed. I had assumed that the world had become savvy enough to spot them but I guess they are still poking away at an unsuspecting niche. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:24 am |
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Yep. Lads are still out there, but so are we. Welcome back! I'd recommend looking around the forums and Greatest Hits a bit to see what fun you've missed; considering as your last post was from 2010, there's 8 years of lad pain for you to catch up on. Also, I notice they took your title away from you.
I am mildly envious of your ponies. Shh... don't let the mods know; the last time I mentioned anything about sig icons a flying monkey laid its gross egg in my signature before disappearing into thin air. |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:43 am |
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I guess the gods don’t take kindly to eight years of slacking off. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:33 pm |
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MrMystery314 wrote: |
Also, I notice they took your title away from you. |
Custom titles are one of the features of premium membership.
Rover wrote: |
What do I get with a Premium Membership?
Quite a few things:
Some web space to host images for the forum or for a small baiting website.
[A nice shiny colour on your username.
Access to the Premium Members VIP Lounge here on 419Eater
Your PM-boxes will grow from 50 messages max to 100 messages max.
Access to several modalities not available to regular members.
Ability to request your own rank / title. (What the mods give you may be something totally different though Smile)
An area where baits may be temporarily moved, away from the snooping eyes of lads.
A warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside for helping us out |
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:57 pm |
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I think I remember that actually,
I requested something like “Amazing super-balls Casanova sex grenade”
I didn’t get it.
Guess it’s time to rummage around in my pocket lint again. I’m hoping for “Supreme Benevolent Vizier” this time round.
(Pro-tip for admins, proximity to the above preferred title will be directly linked to the frequency and magnitude of subsequent donations.) |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:57 pm |
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Don't forget.... you can pay as much as you want, but never get what they promised you |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:14 am |
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And don't forget, some of us who have premium memberships don't even get any titles at all! I blame Linoline. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:52 am |
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What icon do we get for sending an Admin on a safari to pick up a donation? That’s what I want to know. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:57 am |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:01 am |
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I said. Admin, not moderator. Moderators are cool. |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:17 am |
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And don't forget, some of us who have premium memberships don't even get any titles at all! I blame Linoline. |
What did I do? |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:38 pm |
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battery wrote: |
Moderators are cool. |
We constantly remind Juan, Ghost, and Rover of how uncool they are. The three believe they are hot. That's subjective.
But, they'll probably still give you a icon if you think of safariing them. They're too attached to their lounge chairs to actually move. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:16 pm |
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Nothing. You were just the first user I thought of, and I am afraid of the mods too much to mention their names in this context. |
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"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:37 pm |
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Ahw, so sweet that you think of me, especially in this context. I'm humbled,
Mods, I think a nice title for mr. Mystery would be "backstabbing monk" or something of the likes |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:37 pm |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:40 pm |
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Good enough |
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