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Fo'andles
Punk Pony


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere


PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'Wait a minute'- Pope Alexander VI, talking to god

'Am I dying, or is this my birthday?'- Nancy Astor

'Pardonnez-moi, monsieur' - Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioner's foot.

'Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight' - Lord Byron

'Take a step forward, lads - it'll be easier that way - Robert Erskine
Childers, to his firing squad

'I can't sleep - J.M. Barrie

'I should never have switched from scotch to martinis' - Humphrey Bogart

'I am about to -or I am going to - die: either expression is correct' -Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian

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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2828
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Mein Fuhrer - I can walk' - Peter Sellers (Dr Strangelove, 1964)

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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG
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Fryer
Just a Jonkey


Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2628
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ LOL...can't even read that without doing it in that voice...

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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter


Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In a redneck drawl...

"Hey fellers, watch this."

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Easter Egg 2013

Sand Timer X 6
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Safari Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Safari Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Safari Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus

Evil Attorney epics - 22

- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16397
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Let us cross the river together, and rest in the shade of the trees."
'Stonewall' Jackson.

"Strike the tent."
Robert E. Lee.

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 214
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru


Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 10846
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Union General John Sedgwick, during the American Civil War:

"Oh, come on, men, come on! The rebels could not hit an elephant at this dist---"

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Safari Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip

Safari Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip

YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi

YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah

I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom

UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen

South Africa

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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16397
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And now, some alleged Darwin Award nominees (no guarantees of veracity).

"'I'll show you how to set it off" - just before biting down on a blasting cap.

"Here I am Lord, let me have it" - while standing up in a boat as an electrical storm was raging.

"Watch this!" - just before cutting off his own head with a chainsaw.

"It's not loaded" - just before putting a pistol to his head to show his wife that he could be trusted with his gun collection.

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 214
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12227


PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

B8er wrote:
Hold my beer...

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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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Fo'andles
Punk Pony


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere


PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Further Last Words.

'Dawn it … Don't you dare ask God to help me' -Joan Crawford to her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud

'I've never felt better' -Douglas Fairbanks

'I'm bored with it all' - Winston Churchill

'Please put out the light' - Theodore Roosevelt

'God will pardon me, that's his line of work' - Heinrich Heine

'Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough' - Karl Mark, to his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words for the
sake of posterity

'I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record' - Dylan Thomas

'Go away, I'm all right' - H.G.Wells

P.P.S
'Books are a load of crap' - Philip Larkin

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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2629
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old


PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"What's the hurry?" -- convicted murderer Charles Starkweather, when Nebraska state prison officials came to escort him from his cell to the electric chair.

"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." -- convicted murderer Thomas Grasso before his execution in the Oklahoma State Penitentiary, commenting on his last meal.

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ls77

Closed lad accounts x24 Easter Egg 2012 United KingdomNigeria x3 Thailand x2 Guinea BissauBeninGermanyNetherlands
Sand Timer Father Frank

I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru


Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3970
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO


PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"F* that gator" ~ Texas guy right before jumping into alligator infested lake and immediately getting eaten.

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Safari Accra>Abidjan
Safari Accra>Dakar
Safari Accra>Lome
Safari Cotonou>Abidjan
Safari Cotonou>Accra
Safari Cotonou>Lome
Safari Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
Safari #1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN


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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16397
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And some more pre-execution FLWs:

Do not hang me high, for the sake of decency - Mary Blandy

My God, do you think it's safe? - Dr. William Palmer

Shoot straight, you bastards! - "Breaker" Morant

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 214
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings


Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6244
Location: Trumpton


PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

not exactly his last words, but :

Spike Milligan's epitaph 'I told you I was ill'

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Pith Helmet Halil, Cotonou to Accra
Pith Helmet + Sand Timer Precious 10/08/11
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