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Padme
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lad characters is in about 15 or so "Gee" or lad groups on Facebook where they post to each other, buy/sell iTunes cards, give tips and occasionally rip each other off. Bware has posted about some of these groups before, but I thought I'd highlight a bit of the lighter side.

If anyone else is in any of these or similar groups, feel free to add to the thread.



This lad isn't very accomplished at his craft...
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This guy likes dark humor...

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Needs help with his "Sex Client"...
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Begging to be baited...

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Is already being baited by the lad who responded...

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Desperate...

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Has 419 aspirations...
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Thinks the American idea of romance is a lot of freakin pizza .. ok, he's right
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And lastly, this one who got 419'd by another lad for $3,000
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can't see the forest for the trees.
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Wants to meet baiters.
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The hustler got hustled.
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Not familiar with ID Theft; may have SARS.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you're selecting multiple images of pre-paid cards to include in your hustle post and accidentally include your semi-nude selfie Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Small phone, big dreams...
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This is the Itel 2030...
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This lad gets right to the point...
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Shit emojis, shit format...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my gosh, they network?! Well that's just scary.....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't know this existed. It would make for a funny massbait I am sure...!

Also I died at
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lulzing pretty hard. The one guy with the replies..... Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is priceless where do you find their groups?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would love to sneak into one of these groups. Any link available?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I too have a lad account on facebook. Know thy enemy. WOW just WOW. I had not been poking around in their groups until this thread was started, so out of curiosity I requested membership in a few. I am utterly and completely dumbfounded.

This idiot has a MARKETING FLYER for his or her illegal activity.
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Ok I am going to regret asking this...what in the actual hell is "menstruation format"?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sportbluecanyon wrote:
I had not been poking around in their groups until this thread was started,


That's one of the things I love about this place. Over the years I've come across a lot of stuff I either didn't know anything about until I saw it on the forum or that was surprising to see from a lad until I saw some posts on this forum, notably...
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Ok I am going to regret asking this...what in the actual hell is "menstruation format"?


The first time a lad ran this by me I was floored enough to post about it. Little did I know it was a "thing"... it's exactly what it sounds like. They're bleeding out their totos and need money for "supplies" and since "menstruation" is monthly, it's a format within a format (romance) that keeps on giving. LOL

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the lads posted the "yahoo boys anthem" on a group... YAHOO ANTHEM
I rise oh call patriot
My Client must all Obey
To Scam all # Oyinbo at once
Wit Facebook, TextNow n Page
The labour Of our Hero's past
Shall never be in vain
To connect and collect
All scammers shall live in freedom
Peace And Unity
THE PLEDGE
I PLEDGE TO YAHOO MY HUBBY,
TO B FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST,
TO SCAM OYINBO WIT ALL MY STRENGTH, WESTERN UNION AND,MONEY GRAM AND iTUNES UNSTOPPABLE. TO MAKE MY CASH WITHOUT
DISTURBANCE.
SO HELP ME GOD (Amen).

What should the eater anthem be? 😁

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I PLEDGE TO YAHOO MY HUBBY

That sounds inappropriate in some way... And yes, we do need an Eater anthem.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@padme

Wow just wow.
these scumbags are just too much
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Padme wrote:
They're bleeding out their totos and need money for "supplies" and since "menstruation" is monthly, it's a format within a format (romance) that keeps on giving.


Common with chat lads on Skype, Hangouts, etc. without even bothering with the romance part.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just posted an interesting one in another thread that has some relevance here.

I thought a cross post was relevant. If not acceptable mods please delete.

The back story of this photo can be found here....

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=292898&start=50

I broke my romance lad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The post is fine. That's hilarious.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You have a rare beast there....a self confessed scammer. He's a keeper Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The more of these groups I find and the more of these posts I see...the less funny I find them and the more pissed off I get....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK maybe this one made me chuckle a bit...
thieves stealing stolen money....

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this idiot complaining about the "FROG"? Laughing Laughing

Or is he looking for a way to fake a transfer ?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I hope this is what I think it is.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Mwahahahahahah
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks perfectly legit to me. Don't know what he's whining about. I'm sure nobody here would stoop so low as to deliberately obscure a Western Onion receipt Very Happy

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