ATM cards and Beer? Today is my lucky day

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Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:54 pm

Haven't played with an ATM idiot for a while so I replied to an initial script and received this gem.....

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Beer in mind that if you send the payment right now the agent will leave this country with your ATM CARD tomorrow evening and the TRACKING NUMBER AND AIR WAY BILL will be sent to you immediately and the name of the agent will be giving to you as soon as he leaves this Country

Meanwhile; I will also advice you to reconfirm your delivering information to us where we are advice to deliver the card to you to avoid mistake upen this delivering because we have to put every of your address in other and make sure that your file is ready before the delivering take place

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:03 pm

What kind of beer? Will it be sent with the ATM card or shipped separately?

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:25 pm

From the looks of things, this lad drinks beer before writing his emails. Lots and lots of beer.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 5:45 pm

WOW...this idiot

Well I figured I would play with this idiot...

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Attention; Josson,

We have received your mail today well noted.

Now you are expected to go ahead and send the security keeping fee of $178 very urgent to enable us be able to forward your tracking number and air way bill to you as urgent as possible

Receiver Name....BOUR ATSU
Receiver Country.. Benin Republic
Receiver City....... Cotonou
Text Question........ IN GOD
Text Answer.......... WE TRUST
Amount $178

Beer in mind that if you send the payment right now the agent will leave this country with your ATM CARD tomorrow evening and the TRACKING NUMBER AND AIR WAY BILL will be sent to you immediately and the name of the agent will be giving to you as soon as he leaves this Country

We will be waiting to receive payment information very urgent and you are expected to send it through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Office

so my character does not like moneygram...

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Will the Beer be delivered with the ATM card?

Forgive me but I will not conduct business via Western Union or Moneygram.
I will be glad to send a money order or do a bank wire transfer

The idiot replies with this

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can you use the money and buy Two I TURN CARD $100 $100 and send it to me? i think that will be the easy way for us to receive the security keeping fee

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:50 pm

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I do not understand what you are proposing here?

Idiot is getting mad?

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USE THE MONEY AND BUY I TURN CARD SEND IT TO ME THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING

Confused

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How do I do that? Is that a prepaid visa card or something like that?

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:38 pm

I see that he wants a turned card.

A perfect image of cards that are turned back

He will be very happy when he see's those.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 4:18 pm

The TURN card is the one that comes after the FLOP and before the RIVER.
Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 4:25 pm

^ That also counts Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 9:44 pm

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USE THE MONEY AND BUY I TURN CARD SEND IT TO ME THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING

Tell him you need the full address of the receiver and then tell him that you put the card in the post. Quoth the meerkat, "Simples"

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 2:51 am

Wow this idiot is clueless

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IS JUST A CARD ASK PEOPLES ABOUT I TURN CARD THEY WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT OR YOU GO TO RIA MONEY TRANSFER AND SEND THE PAYMENT

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 12:57 pm

That stubborn attitude is going to make you want a Lager share of the money in return for putting up with him.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^I think he'd wine about that.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:50 pm

Based on the idea in your PM, you might want to have your character send an email something along the lines of, "I did like you asked and bought some I Turn cards and used them to buy some stuff just like the clerk at the Qwicky Mart said I was supposed to do. So can I have my ATM card now?" You could then offer to put the "stuff" in a box and send it to him.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:37 pm

I have decided to follow his instructions and ask people ....

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Ok.

I ask a lot of people about an I TURN card. I have gotten several different answers. All very confusing. Do you have a picture of one you can show me that I can take to the store? Because I do not understand what you are asking for.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I am hoping that if he sends you a picture, you won't be able to view it on your computer......causing him even more headaches.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:23 pm

Well so far nothing from the idiot Sad

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:09 pm

And so the pork is delivered and reported

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Attention; Josson,

We have received your mail today well noted.

This is the bank account you are to use in making the transfer today

Bank Name: Wells Fargo
Account Name
Account number:
Routing number: 111900659
Swiftcode: WFBIUS6S
Branch name : Gessner & Westheimer
Bank address: 9715 Westheimer Rd. Houston Tx, 77042

Send me the transfer slip as soon as you make the transfer of $178

I will be waiting for your urgent respond.

Best regards
Mr. Dominic Deeeic

Delays Delays....

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Is this correct?
First the payment was to go to the Benin Republic and now to Houston Texas?
Just want to verify this is correct and not a mistake
Please advise

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:12 pm

just going to play with this idiot for a little bit nothing exciting yet..will see where it goes

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Yes it is correct, go ahead and make the transfer with the account giving to you, send me the payment slip once you made the transfer

Best regards
Mr. Dominic Deeeic

Josson is confused as usual

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I can transfer today. Just confuse as to why I am sending this money to <reported mule> and not Mr. Dominic Deeeic ? Can you please explain?

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:23 pm

I am getting more beer?

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the name giving to you is the person in position to receive the payment i am the manager of the office and my work is not to receive payments

so the question is becoming too much and beer in mind that the security department may increase their fee, so please go ahead and send the payment to the account giving to you

Best regards
Mr. Dominic Deeeic

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:41 am

^Well, If the security department is going to increase the fee, you should definitely get more beer. And good beer, too. Not the cheap watery kind.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:51 pm

Great idea Laughing

Josson responds

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Dominic,

You can see my concern right? First you wanted me to send it to a different person via Western Union. Now it is a different person via bank transfer. I just wanted to verify the information was correct as I am sure I am not the only individual your office is dealing with.

I just logged into my account to do the transfer and it is asking me for the account owner's email address. I tried to use yours but the website is saying not a valid email address. I guess it needs to match the account owners for security ?

Please get me that email so that I can complete this transfer.

Jo

And then a quick follow up

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Dominic,

Also if the security department increase the fee, does that mean I will be getting more beer with this transaction? Hopefully it is good beer, and not one of those watery imports that tastes like a rusty nail? What brand of beer is being sent with my ATM card?

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:16 pm

Well the idiot, a wold renound expert on I TURN cards, BEER, and now apparently bank transfers...

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Dominic
I was hoping to hear back from you today. I know is Sunday but I am going to be busy tomorrow so I was hoping to initiate the transfer today.
I will check in the morning before I have to leave....if you can get back to me by then with an email address for the account owner I can initiate it before I leave for the day. Otherwise I will not be back until late in the evening. Have to undergo some medical tests and a minor surgical procedure...so I will be unavailable for most of the day.

I hope you can get me the email address so it is waiting for me in the morning....otherwise I wont' be able to do anything until I return home tomorrow evening

Monday Morning :

Looks like the delay is on your end? I won't be able to check back in until tonite

LATE Monday evening

????

The idiot replied early this morning

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listen there is no any bank transfer that can demand for email address, so if you are not ready stop any contact with us

Of course Josson is confused

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I do not understand what you are trying to tell me? I logged into my bank to process the transfer like I have done many times before. I do many bank wire transfers. It ALWAYS asks for the receivers email address. I used YOUR address as I assumed since it is wireless banking, and since you asked for a "payment receipt" that it would simply email you verification. It went pending and then about 45 minutes later I got an email that said can not be processed, email address does not match account owners. I don't understand what the problem is in getting the receivers email address to complete this transaction? Give me the email, I can enter it, money will be transferred and you can send me my ATM card. What is the issue here?

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:29 pm

And just to keep him focused on the fact that he is the reason for the delay

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Now please, stop with the silly delays I would like to conclude this business forthwith

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:29 pm

Nothing too exciting yet....just playing with this lad

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go to your bank and make the transfer and stop bothering me about email, because i also do transfer through and noon of them is asking for email

Me

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I do all of my banking on line. I have free bank transfers on line. I don't need to go to the bank. I can access my bank and process the transfer right here from my computer. It could be DONE RIGHT NOW. Why is this email address such a problem? Give me the email address for the account owner, I will submit the transfer...the confirmation will be emailed, and you can send me my ATM card.
I admonish you to do your job here. If you can't or won't do your job, then send my file to someone who can/will.

You are working harder at NOT processing this transaction than you are at processing same

lad

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the acount was not opened with any email, so i dont have any email to give to you am soory

me

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What kind of games are you playing?
If I have to go into the bank to make this transfer manually, they charge me because I am a paperless banking customer.
If that is what has to happen, you are paying the charge for the transfer. I will deduct from the 178.00 and you can pay the difference

lad

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go to the bank and make the transfer of $178 you pay the charges and make sure you send the fee complete

me

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No. I need an email for the account owner so it does not cost me any money-i can initiate the transfer..>RIGHT NOW and it costs nothing....
or
I will go to the bank send the money but deduct the transfer fee.

those are your only two options. I will not pay a transfer fee because of your incompetence

lad

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listen the security department have increase their fee and they said that their money now is $580

me

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Tell the security department to get me an email address that coincides with their email account and i can make the transfer

lad

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send me your telephone number

Me

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I am old and hard of hearing.
I can give you my number but it won't go well.
1-347-itslenny
Why can you not simply get me the email address I need to make the transfer ?

lad

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listen if you can not go inside the bank and make the transfer you can forget about it

Jos LENNY son

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I CAN GO INSIDE THE BANK AND MAKE THE TRANSFER BUT I AM NOT PAYING THE TRANSFER FEE
I CAN TRANSFER ON LINE FOR FUCKING FREE
ARE YOU STUPID?

ALL I FUCKING NEED IS THE EMAIL THAT IS ATTACHED TO THE SECURITY DEPARTMENTS BANK ACCOUNT AND I CAN TRANSFER THE MONEY, FOR FREE, RIGHT HERE FROM MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
OTHERWISE YOU CAN PAY THE FUCKING TRANSFER FEE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

SO MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
IF I GO INTO THE FUCKING BANK, YOU ARE PAYING THE TRANSFER FEE BECAUSE IT COSTS ME MONEY TO DO IT THAT WAY
I CAN DO IT ON LINE FOR FUCKING FREE

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:59 pm

more one liners from this idiot

Lad

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go inside bank and transfer $500 which $80 for transfer charges

me

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go inside bank and transfer $500 which $80 for transfer charges. and no...you will pay whatever the bank tells me it will cost to transfer the money

lad

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because of your delay, the security department is increasing their fee par day $89 and you where told about this before. any amount the bank tells you that it will cost take it out of the fund and transfer the rest

me

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but it has only been a one day delay

lad

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check the date you receive the email till today. i am waiting for the transfer slip

me

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but you were the reason for the early delays. I am not paying for your incompetence either. and it is 7:00 pm where I am banks are closed. Won't be able to go to the bank until the morning.

I COULD DO IT ON LINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF YOU WOULD JUST UNFUCK YOURSELF AND GET ME AN EMAIL ADDRESS

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