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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu May 24, 2018 10:06 am |
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This is hilarious, he really thinks he's brilliant
Darla, don't forget, it's me he truely lurves now |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu May 24, 2018 8:45 pm |
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Emma: Hi there!
ChrisLad: Hi there
Is that the best way to say hi to your love?
Emma: Didn't hear from you anymore. Was just checking to see if you're not dead
Hi lovely
How are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you
?
Why would I die
Emma: I don't know. Just checking
I'm ok
Did you speak anymore with Darla today?
ChrisLad: No yyesterday
I will talk to her today again
You have to send her message again
Threatening her
Emma: No I won't
She told me today that she has sent me money
Ive sends you money you bichy *DELETED*. Now get the fucks away.
That's what she told me
ChrisLad: Ok
Have you confirmed it
Cos I disturb her yesterday to send you the money
Emma: Nothing arrived yet, but it can take a day or two
Guess I should have it by the end of the day tomorrow
So you should give me the info so I can apply for your visa
ChrisLad: Honey which visa do you want to apply for me Aruba or UK
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Emma: Both. First aruba, to get your money from the bitch, then uk
ChrisLad: No that's big risky
Someone told me that she will do something stupid to me
Since I told her that I don't love her again
I have a plan my love
Emma: Who told you that? And why change the plan?
She has like 50000$ from you. You're just going to let her keep it?
ChrisLad: We will get the money
Don't worry
That's why I said I have a plan
Emma: Oookay
Let me hear it
ChrisLad: She will hurt me if I get to Aruba
With the idea of that money laundering and the video we will threaten her more if I comes to UK
I will involve more contacts to make her pay the money
And if see us together she would have no option only to pay me my money
Emma: Oh wow
ChrisLad: Please this is the best way we can achieve this
Emma: But wait... You're afraid of Darla?
She's like a stick figure puppet an you a big strong man
ChrisLad: I don't know Aruba and I don't anyone there
She has more advantage than me
Emma: She's got nothing on you. Even with carl33to they're like flies against a lion
ChrisLad: Had it been is here in Nigeria or UK I wouldn't be afraid
I know what I'm talking about she is heartless
And can hire people to deal with me
If you truly love me then you have to accept my plans it will work for us
I will always protect you
Emma: Guess you're right.
But how will you get your contacts to her?
ChrisLad: Don't worry about that
All I know is that we must get the money from her
Emma: Okay. I'll leave all the angry man stuff up to you. As long as she gets what she deserves and hands over your money
ChrisLad: Ok
She will regret ever hurting me
Honey we will make lots of money together and have a happy family with lovely kids
Emma: Now that's the best thing I heard today
Sweet little Jimmy
I still need the info for the visa you know
ChrisLad: Yes I know
But I don't have international passport
Emma: Then what was your plan of comimg to uk?
ChrisLad: I will get the passport
It doesn't waste time to get it here
Just few days is out
Just that it requires some money to get it my love
Emma: You should get it first. Without it i cant apply for your visa
ChrisLad: I know but I need your help
My love
So that I can get the passport honey
Emma: Now thats a bit of a problem. I don't have the money yet
ChrisLad: Let's wait until you have the money then
Hope that's okay my love ?
Emma: Or you can borrow it from a friend for now and i will pay you back
ChrisLad: Honey that will be very difficult to do here
Before now have asked 2 friends to borrow me some money to get the passport but did not get any from them
No one is ready to help my love
Emma: So you're gonna let me do everything and just sit back and wait for everything to just fly your way?
I don't like that.
ChrisLad: I still have some part to play
Do you think if I had the money I wouldn't get it
Honey I'm a man that believe in him self
Just that things are not right for me here now
Please don't complain we are into this together and we are now one
If I'm in your position I will still help you as my love
Emma: Yes we're in this together. I arrange plain tickets and visa, you arrange the passport. I can even pay you back when you are here, but you need to do something.
It's not good for a man to fully rely on his woman for everything you know
ChrisLad: I know but now my hands are tight
We have have to wait until am able to raise money
Since you are finding it difficult to help me get the passport for everything to be fast
Love doesn't count error
If I had the money I will get the passport without asking for your
Things are not working well with me here you are just my back bone here
Now
Emma: Ok
ChrisLad:Thanks
For your understanding and help
Emma: You're welcome honey
ChrisLad: I love you so much
Emma: Love you too
Can you give me the information I need to apply for your visa? It doesn't need to be paid until it's ready, so I can start that already
ChrisLad: I will send you the info to send the money for me to get the passport
Emma: I don't have the money honey
we must wait till it arrives
I can however apply for your visa or do you not want that?
ChrisLad: I know when you have it
I want it my loive
Love
Emma: Okay
Do you have some kind of identification?
ChrisLad: What are the data you need
Are applying the visa online?
Emma: I saw it's possible most of the times to do it online
ChrisLad: You have to make an inquiry first
Emma: I'll need a copy of your identification, full name, date and place of birth and your current address
ChrisLad: Because I had it will be hard for you to apply it from there
That my cv I sent to you why not check it and let me know what's inside it
Emma: Of course not. If I can't do it online, I go the the Nigerian embassy
I've seen that, but its old information. the ID is long expired now right?
ChrisLad: Okay
I have to get new identity
And what would you tell them and would you tell them that i am to you
You're having an identity crisis?
Emma: I'll tell them the truth ofcourse
ChrisLad: Cos we are not married yet
Emma: No, but we will be
I'll simply tell them that you are the love of my life, we want to get married and have thousand beautifull babies
ChrisLad: And we have not seen each other no photos of us staying together
You think they will believe that
We are not having identity crisis
Emma: then maybe you shoud send me a picture of you holding a sign saying "I love Emma<snipped - bw>"
ChrisLad: Okay
Let's give it a try
You can apply for it first go to the embassy you can ask someone who has contact with Nigeria embassy to help you as well
Emma: I will, but I still need that information from you first
ChrisLad: Yes
You will get it
Them
Emma: Okay, most of it you can give me right now. For the identification, maybe a drivers license? anything?
ChrisLad: No identification Now I will get it tomorrow
Emma: Okay, but the rest of the information you can give me now. I can email the embassy, so everything will go faster
ChrisLad: Ok
Full name Chris date of birth 22nd October 1985 place of birth Imo State address <fake address>
Emma: Thank you. I'll go send them an email now
ChrisLad: Okay
Emma: will you send me the picture of you as well? Everything I can use to make this easier is helpful
ChrisLad: Keep me posted
You have my pictures
Take anyone from facebook
Emma: Yeah, but they don't say "I love Emma <snip>" do they?
If I do that I can use any picture of an african man. Would you like me to tell them I love just anybody?
ChrisLad: Okay I will do that
I love you so much
Emma: Thank you. I love you too
ChrisLad: Okay honey
Emma: I'm waiting....
ChrisLad: Baby I will send it tomorrow
Emma: Then I'll email the embassy tomorrow
I need it to send to them
ChrisLad: Are you emailing them with the picture
Emma: of course, what did you expect
ChrisLad: Okay
Emma: Tomorrow then
I'm going to print it and put it on my desk. Hopefully my annoying coworker will finally stop sending me flowers then
ChrisLad: Wow
It means you don't like him
Emma: He just won't take the hint
ChrisLad: I see
Hope he won't be jealous when I arrived
Emma: haha. I hope he will
ChrisLad: Ok |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
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Location: Herding penguins
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Fri May 25, 2018 12:35 am |
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"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri May 25, 2018 7:47 pm |
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ChrisLad: Hello my love
How are you doing
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Emma: Hi honey
I'm okay, you too?
Where's the picture you were going to make for me? I'd like to email the embassy today, before they close
ChrisLad: I have it
Emma: Really? That's so sweet
ChrisLad: Wait
Emma: okay
ChrisLad: You can choose anyone you love
(sends 1 picture)
Emma: Oh sweety
Thank you so much!
ChrisLad: Do you love them?
(sends a second)
Emma: Absolutely
this one is even better. you have such a nice smile
ChrisLad: Wow that's nice
I'm happy you love them
(sends another 6)
Emma: ahw sweety
ChrisLad: Hope you can be able to email the embassy
Emma: Yes I will definitely do that right now
ChrisLad: Oh honey '
Did you confirm the money my love?
Emma: Yes I've received 1000,- today
Didn't you ask for more?
ChrisLad: How do you mean?
I don't understand
I will tell her that you said the $1000 is ot enough
That she need to complete the money so that you will destroy the video
Emma: Yes you should tell her that. 1000 is not enough for a visa and plain ticket and all
ChrisLad: I won't tell her about the visa and all that
Just to tell her that you said she need to complete the money
Meanwhile please my love you have to send me $200 let me get the passport she will complete the money
Emma: No, you really shouldn't tell her about our plans
(and I let him talk to himself again)
ChrisLad: Yes i know
I will tell her that you said the money is not complete yet
I will send you my info honey
Here is the info to send the money honey
Name: ChrisLad <snip lastname>
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: To who
Text Answer: My love
Send it through western union that will be fast
(2 hours later)
Hello my love
(another hour later)
Honey why the silent ?
Emma's gonna buy shoes and a dress and party with her friends.... 1000 is just pocketmoney. |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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boofles
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Posts: 357
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Fri May 25, 2018 8:32 pm |
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WTF?!? One side of his shirt is untucked! That's just sloppy!
No man that loved you would send you a pic like that! EVER!! It's just not done! He's gonna have to do that pic over again, with his shirt tucked in PROPERLY or there's no way the embassy is gonna believe he lurves you.
Also, if he can get a shirt that doesn't look like someone puked lucky charms on his chest that would be a bonus too.
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat May 26, 2018 1:10 am |
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Whooda thunk that one simple word would turn ChrisLad into a typing machine?
Not me:
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ChrisLad: Hello
Have you sent the money to Emma ?
WAY LATER
Darla: I sends her some why you care Mister noseypants????
ChrisLad: Yes and when are you sending it to me together with the money?
How much did you sent to Emma ?
TODAY
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: You heard me
When are you sending the money to me?
Darla: Send you money? Why?
ChrisLad: For my visa to come to Aruba
You don't want us to get married again ?
Darla: And you said you weren’t having anything to do with me nevermore like a raven mad man
ChrisLad: That's because you refused to understand me
Darla: And you refuse to lissen goodly
ChrisLad: I see
Darla: Now talk too Emma if you want more better details
ChrisLad: Yes i talked to her and she that you failed to comply with her demand that you must complete the money she requested for
You only sent her 1000 while she requested for $5,000
That you have to send the balance of the money or she will upload the video on youtube and make sure that police have it
This is what i have been telling you and you think you are wise
Darla: Its called negotiationating but you are too silly to understands.
ChrisLad: Now she is really mad i have been pleaded her not to do anything stupid
That's what she wants don't need to negotiate anything with you
So now what do you think you can do ?
Since she insist that you must complete the money or else she will make you go to jail for money laundering
WAY WAY LATER EH?
Darla: Now lissen Mr. Man I charted with her and she wants to be my lover cause she is a lesbian so strap-on that on to your pipe and smoke it
ChrisLad: So you are a lesbian
Darla: Why ever would you say that Hunny?
ChrisLad: You just sent me this now “REPEAT OF ABOVE”
Darla: Yess so?
ChrisLad: I see
So this is why you have been wicked to me all this while
You never loved me
But don't worry I will make you pay for this
Darla: Whatten the Fucken hell are you talken aboot ????
ChrisLad: Don't i will make you regrete this
Emma gave me all the details about you and the area you are I'm working some people bad guys over there now I will make sure you are dealt with and put to jail
Darla: why cause Emma is a lebian??
ChrisLad: No because you are a lesbian
And you are still holding my money
And because you are a greedy human being
Darla: My money and whatever gave yu the idear that I was a lebian??
ChrisLad: You said that asked Emma to be your lover
Darla: Yesh…
ChrisLad: No my money not yours
You are a lesbian
That's why you asked her to be your lover
Darla: Yu seam to b a expert on Gays. Tell me more Mr. Fruity pants
ChrisLad: You are very stupid and silly
You will be dealt with very soon
I have my eyes on you
You will get lost soon
I have made my point
Darla: Oooh are yu and a army of gay men on pink unicorns gonna come and spritz gay juice on me and then give me fashion advices???
ChrisLad: You are drunk
Silly bitchy
Darla: Hehehehee guess what Hunny?
ChrisLad: Stop that
I'm not your hunny until you do the right thing
Darla: ok then Homer sexual man guess what??/
ChrisLad: Stop that nosenses
I guess you are drunk
Darla: whatever am having fun spending my money
ChrisLad: My money you know
But you will ever regret it
Darla: Yu r right Hunny I won’t ever regret it
Thanks yu for the confidant
ChrisLad: I mean you will regret it silly
You are drunk
You are talking out of point
Darla: the point is on your stoopid head
ChrisLad: You can't even spell stupid well
Darla: Am more better at everythings that a big silly mans likes yu yess am too
ChrisLad: I see
By the time you find yourself in jail then we will know who is more better
Darla: Yu are idiot and lazy and more dumbler than any gay man I never mets
ChrisLad: Remember have the video for your money laundering
Bye
I have the video
Darla: Oooh did I tell you that the nicest Mr. James gave me $5,000 cause am an extra special nice person and for services rendered?
ChrisLad: By the time I'm through with you then you will regret been greedy
Darla: am a pilfer of th community
ChrisLad: Government do not care about that
You know what money laundering means
No body is above the law
Darla: um not relly
Why not enlighten me Socrates?
ChrisLad: The video will go round even to the police over there I'm happy I have some people am working with over there
And I will make sure you go to jail
If you did not do the right thing
Darla: Did I tell you Hunny tht Auntie Mary asked aboot yu???
ChrisLad: Fuck you
Who cares
Do you think I'm joking right
Darla: I know yu care Hunny
She said “Dearie are you still talking to that idiot Chris?”
ChrisLad: Whatever
Darla: Oh and she alsoasked if you sill like eggs
ChrisLad: You have just from not till Monday to send the money I asked for if by Monday I didn't get it be ready to face the court of law and that will lead you to jail
Good bye
Darla: wow am starting to think someone needs a nap
LOOONG PAUSE
Meaning yu mr grumpy rainbow pants
ChrisLad: We shall see
By monday I will upload the video on YouTube
To start with
And send it to your company in Georgia Titlanta
Then we will see who be disgrace
Darla: funny how yu wan to help me cause emma has video and Emma loves her some of my sweat booty utt you threatening will hellfires and tropical earthquacks
Yuneeds to find yur self a nicest man and have the sexy time yu really wants
ChrisLad: She sent me the video
I have it
Don't worry by the time I'm through with my plans you will begin to cry
Bitchy
Darla: Oooh is the video the one where I win the men’s washroom limbo dance under the door while chugging jaegers???? That was a good one Hunny
LONGISH PAUSE
And a big surprise to some of the guests at the hotel
ChrisLad: that was not it
The video is all about you engaging yourself in money laundering
And that's against the law
I will make sure it gets to the police
You wil never go free I swear I will fight you with the last drop of my blood
And to make sure you go to jail if you did not send my money to me
Darla:Hunny there is something I before never tolds u and needs you to guess what it is cause then it isprosperpok?
ChrisLad: I'm not interested in anything you want to say
If not away of sending my money
I'm running out of patient
Darla: Yu r soo ever much nicer when we chart from yur otter profile
ChrisLad: I'm glad I have all the evidence to make you go to jail
I'm not the one on that profile
That's why you are blind and stupid
Your stupidity will lead you to jail
Idiot
Darla: Hang on Fake Chris wants me to send some money to your bank account
ChrisLad: You are stupid
If you send money to anyone you are on your own
If you want to find out if that person is truly me ask him to get shit of paper he should right I love Darla he should snap with it and send it to you
Then you will know if he is real me
Don't be silly
You have from now till Monday to send the money or be ready to go to jail
Darla: ok. Sed me that please
ChrisLad: Send you what?
Darla: I ever so like your picture
ChrisLad: Ask that person using my name and picture to send it to you
He claims to be me using my name and pictures
On another facebook to know who is the real Chris ask him to do what I just said now
I will send you the account which you will to send the money
And you have to tell me how much you are sending
Darla: Just $2,700 why?
Hurry with the a count Hunny cause am do to entwr the inaguarl Don’t look Ethel race in a few minutes
ChrisLad: You have to wait or you send it tomorrow
You can send the money tomorrow
I will send you the account tomorrow to send the money
And do not send money to anyone if you didn't get account from me
What's the time over there ?
Darla: But am talking wit yu on other profile and yu gave me account so what the fucken???
ChrisLad: I’m not the one
Please don't send the money him
Send me the account he sent to you
I told you that I'm not the one making use of that profile someone hacked it
Let me have the account he sent to you
You don't need to make mistake this time around
Darla: Yu really has a split personality just gives me a count before yu do something stooped
ChrisLad: OK wait
NOTRICKROLLEDHONEST
Hunny wait tomorrow you can send the money
Darla: If yu dots send by time I wake up I will make sure your nicer gayer profile gets that much and more cause yu are pissing me on!!!!
ChrisLad: You don't have to do that
What's the time over there
Darla: We donts keep time somust be Margherita time wooooooo
ChrisLad: will send you the account before you wake up
Darla: Just don’t do any thing stooped ok?
ChrisLad: If you send the money I won't do anything stupid
I promise you that
Darla: Um your logic is ass tunnelling and am needed to help oil up the studs so wish me luck ok???
ChrisLad: Good luck
But why did you said that ?
“That my logic ass tunnelling ?”
Darla: Cause yu seam smarty for once silly
oh and Hunny one more thing
Guess what?
ChrisLad: what?
Darla: Chicken butt
Hahahahaa
ChrisLad: Hahahahaha
You can never forget this
Darla: Yess
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun May 27, 2018 12:27 am |
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Waking up to Bacon Sizzling is Yummy!
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You can have the account
Name : Yuyu
BANK : CIMB NIAGA
Swift Code :BNIAIDJA
Acc. Number : 8675309
Beneficiary address : Jakarta utara. Indonesia
Bank Address : Blah Blah Blah
If you send the money send me the receipt hunny
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ChrisLad: Hello hunny
Darla: Yu were ever so mean to me last night
ChrisLad: Did you send the money
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As we are agreed
You made to be mean I can only be nice to you if you send the money
Hope you received the account ?
Darla: Yess but Yu never sent the picture yu said yu would sends me
ChrisLad: I will do that
Send me the receipt of the transfer
The transfer slip send it to me
Darla: No.
Snd me whats yu promise first
ChrisLad: You think I'm playing with you right
Don't play with me
If you are you send money send me the receipt
If you don't do that I will upload this your terrible money laundering video to youtube and internet
I'm not joking
Darla: Sedn me exacyly what I wants or yu gets noyhing
ChrisLad: Let's see who will regret it
I'm making some contacts now and contacting police over there
You think you are smart
Darla: ok
No transfer slipthen
ChrisLad: So you didn't send the money
We shall see then
Just wait and see how you go to jail
Darla: The concierge is here and can initiate the transfer right now but since yu wont do as yu promise then again I wont havehim do that.
ChrisLad: I can't snap now is dark here already night here
I will send it to you tomorrow you have my word
On which account so you want to send the money
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Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: Yes hunny I swear I will send it to you tomorrow
Go ahead and send the money
Darla: Hunny it must say something most special
ChrisLad: Yes I will do
You know I have never fail you before
Darla: then lissen close so that am happiest girlok?
ChrisLad: Yes baby
I will do that hunny
Send me the slip hunny
Darla: What do yo thinks the sign should say??
ChrisLad: It should say I so much love Darla blah blah
Darla: More better
GIHUNGOUS PAUSE
ChrisLad: Ok
Have you sent the money hunny?
Darla: Have yu sends the pictures?
ChrisLad: I thought I said tomorrow I will send it
You have to send the money
Don't worry I will send it to you tomorrow just go ahead and send the money
You have my word
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: Thanks love
HE SENT MESSAGES EVERY 15 MINUTES OR SO
Have you sent the money love?
Hello
Talk to me have you send the money
Can you please send me slip hunny
Why the silent
Please don't allow me do something stupid
I'm losing my patient
Darla: ok
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Sun May 27, 2018 3:07 pm |
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Later Friday evening:
ChrisLad: I don't understand this your silence;what's going on?
You read my messages and you refused to respond are you okay my love ?
Talk to me please I'm worried
Later
ChrisLad: Now lissen Mr. Mann I charted with her and she wants to be my lover cause she is a lesbian so strap-on that on to your pipe and smoke it
Are you a lesbian?
So this is why you have been silent all this while because you are a lesbian
And you used me
Saturday morning
ChrisLad: So you are this mean
Emma: What the fuck are you talking about calling me a lesbian Mr. Gay pride.
ChrisLad: I'm not gay
Darla told me that you are a lesbian honey
Read her message to me
Now lissen Mr. Mann I charted with her and she wants to be my lover cause she is a lesbian so strap-on that on to your pipe and smoke it
Emma: Yes you've sent me that
now remember who said that to you
I really don't like you all that much today
ChrisLad: Baby since yesterday you refused to talk to me
How do you mean
I was worried about you
Remember the promise we made to each other never to hurt each other
Emma: If you do remember it so well why call me a lesbian?
ChrisLad: I'm sorry just that you were quiet not to respond to my messages
I never believed her
Please I'm sorry it will not repeat itself again
I love you so much
Emma: So you don't believe her but still call me a lesbian and accuse me of using you
sounds like love to me
ChrisLad: I'm sorry you refused talking me so I had many thoughts on my mind forgive me please
Remember the love we share together our future plans
I'm really sorry honey
(lovey images)
Emma: I did not REFUSE to talk to you
ChrisLad: I sent you lots of text messages but you didn't reply
Emma: I know
ChrisLad: So what happened my love
?
Emma: I emailed the embassy
ChrisLad: Ok
Did they respond to your email?
Emma: Not yet
ChrisLad: Okay
So how are you doing ?
Emma: I'm confused
ChrisLad: I have missed you
Why are you confused ?
Emma: because I woke up in some girls bed and I have no idea how I got here
ChrisLad: Shit
Were you drunk ?
Emma: Not when I woke up I wasn't. My head just hurts like hell
ChrisLad: But do you know those girls before ? (I like where I mention 1 girls bed and his psycho mind makes it more)
Emma: No
ChrisLad: Where are you at the moment ?
Emma: I'm home now
snuck out when I woke up
ChrisLad: Did you ask them what happened and why did they bring you to their bed
Emma: No, they were still sleeping
ChrisLad: Did they do anything stupid to you
Emma: Last thing I remember is that I bought the nicest shoes and dress yesterday and went to the karaoke bar
ChrisLad: ?
Emma: Had some great fun, drank a lot and when it was my turn I sang I will always love you while thinking about you. After that things are a bit fuzzy
ChrisLad: Maybe you were drunk they have to help you out
Emma: I have no idea
ChrisLad: You mean you sang you will always love me?
Emma: yes of course honey
and then i wake up and you call me a lesbian
ChrisLad: Wow that's so lovely
Emma: what the fuck were you thinking
ChrisLad: I'm sorry
I won't do that again
It was that silly girl that deceived me but I promise it will not happen again
I love you so much
Emma: Really? I'm not so sure anymore right now. You were awfully quick to believe the bitch
ChrisLad: I'm sorry believe me
It won't happen again trust me
Emma: Let's hope it won't
ChrisLad: And please don't keep silent to me
Again
Emma: I didn't keep silent. I was out
don't accuse me of such things
ChrisLad: You know that you are the only one that makes happy
You should have told me that you are going out I was worried about you
Is my duty to protect you my love
Emma: Calling me a lesbian is not a sign of worry or protection, neither is telling me in public on my profile that you want to fuck me in the ass (that was fake chris who did that)
ChrisLad: No not that I only asked you a question
Honey let's forget about that
Please it wont happen again
I gave you my word
I love you so much
You are the best
Emma: "So this is why you have been silent all this while because you are a lesbian"
doesn't sound like a question to me
ChrisLad: I'm sorry honey
Please forgive me
Please my love
Emma: Okay, but you'll have to stow away that temper a bit
ChrisLad: Yes I will
Anything for you
Have you forgiven me?
Emma: yes I hae
So, what have you been talking about with darla
ChrisLad: Still threatening her to pay some money
Emma: did it work?
ChrisLad: You should know that she is a silly stubborn bitch
Emma: Yes I know. but the money she sent isn't enough. You should convince her that she should pay more
ChrisLad: She will pay but I still need to talk to her
Yes that's what I'm doing honey
And what did you discuss with her?
Emma: Not much, I just sent her one message, but she didn't respond
ChrisLad: What was the message you sent to her ?
Emma: Thanks for the pocket money bitch. Do you really think freedom comes this cheap? I'm gonna go buy me some nice shoes and dress and have a party tonight. That's what this is good for.
Send me more or I'll share the video with the world.
ChrisLad: OK nice one
She will pay more
Honey did you get the info I sent to you
To send the money to me
Emma: yes, but the money is gone
And I didn't need to send you money, because I would take care of the financial things from here remember
ChrisLad: What did you use the money for
?
Emma: shoes, dress, party
ChrisLad: Jesus
So we worked together and some money was sent to you and spent it without thinking about our plans
Emma: I was thinking of our plans honey, remember I've emailed the embassy
ChrisLad: This is the same thing Darla did to me (that’s what happens when Darla is your mentor )
No you don't spend the hole money
Knowing we have plans
Emma: I didn't spend the hole money honey, but the rest wasn't in my purse anymore this morning
ChrisLad: I asked for just 200 dollars you couldn't send it to me
This is wickedness how would I even trust you again
Emma: What do you mean?
I told you I didn't spend it all didn't I
ChrisLad: Now you want me to convince Darla to send more money so you can spend it on party
Emma: If she sends enough I'll buy you a plain ticket and all that
ChrisLad: Then go and send me 200 for me to get the passport
Emma: Man up and convince Darla to send more money
ChrisLad: If not I'm not going to do that again
If you love me and want us to be together to and send the money
To mw
Me
Emma: I love you, you know that
ChrisLad: Then do what I asked you to do
Then I can trust you
I will then know you love me
Remember that I was the one who convinced her to send you the money and I will be the one to convince her again so you have to go and send me the 200
Later
ChrisLad: Hello sweety
Have you sent the money?
In the evening
Emma: You're so pushy. Yes I've sent it
ChrisLad: Send me western union info
Senders name senders address and the mtcn number which is the 10digit number
Or you can snap the western union form and send it to me
Sunday morning
Emma: Okay, I'll send the slip to you
ChrisLad: Ok
I'm waiting honey
much later, while I wasn’t reading his messages, due to a change of settings the chat window popped up and he noticed that I’ve read it. I’m waiting for a message from fake chris (more on that later) so this was a bit unfortunate
ChrisLad: What's going on honey
Can you please talk to me
Emma: sorry sweets, I don't feel so good right now, having a major migraine
ChrisLad: Just send the slip
It won't stop you from sending the slip
Emma: you know nothign aboyt migrane
light feels like a knife in my eyz
gotte puke now
ChrisLad: You told me since yesterday that you sent the money
And what stops you from sending the slip to me
Or are you lying to me that you sent the money
Did this migraine start since yesterday that you sent the money ? (cooperative of him to find solutions for me)
Well just have some rest when you are fine send me the slip and if you didn't send the slip to me today I will do something stupid
Love you
Emma: thanx tonigt
ChrisLad: okay |
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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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ChrisLad gets chopped
ChrisLad: Hello
Emma: hi honey. how are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you love ?
Emma: A bit better, butt my thinking is a bit slow because of the medicine
ChrisLad: Ok honey
Emma: how are you? What have you been doing all weekend?
ChrisLad: Did you talk to Darla today
?
Emma: No, it took all my effort to talk to you
ChrisLad: Ok
She is a lair
Emma: what did she tell you?
ChrisLad: She said she talked to you today
This is what she said
Ummmm the beach was ever so nice today
Is there anything you are not telling me
Emma: Like what honey?
ChrisLad: About what she said
Are you sure you didn't talk to her today ?
Emma: She obviously told you the beach is nice. guess she's right. Aruba's beach is lovely
Do you think I'm lying? I told you I didn't speak with her
ChrisLad: Oh my love
I thought she was talking to you
Emma: No, she doesn't like me very much right now
I really don't like you calling me a liar
ChrisLad: Honey I didn't call you a lair
Emma: but you implied. you shouldn't do that
you know I love you
ChrisLad: I love you more
Emma: ahw honey that's sweet
ChrisLad: And want to be your super man
Emma: Are you sure? The cape and tights are a bit gay
ChrisLad: What do mean by that
?
Emma: You know, the superman outfit
ChrisLad: That's not what I mean
I mean to protect you
Emma: oh, okay. that's very nice
ChrisLad: Yes
Can you send me the slip my love
Emma: I already did honey.
you have a problem with short term memory today? Have you been drinking?
ChrisLad: Where did you send it?
Emma: to you of course
ChrisLad: Here or my email ?
Emma: here honey
ChrisLad: I didn't see anything
Resend it now
Emma: I can't
ChrisLad: Why?
I said I didn't see it that you should resend it
What's the big deal there
Emma: Because I don't have the slip anymore
ChrisLad: You are a big lair
Emma: what the fuck chris?
ChrisLad: I will deal with you
Emma: you told me yourself you've received the money
ChrisLad: You think you can play with me
Emma: why do you say that?
ChrisLad: Which money ?
the money I've sent you 200,-
Emma: You told me yourself you received it earlier this evening
ChrisLad: You are crazy
Which name did you sent it to
Not mw
Not mw
Emma: wait, I'll make a screenshot. Obviously your memory is failing
ChrisLad: Not me
Do it
ChrisLad: You sent it to that fake Chris
How could be this stupid
I told you that someone is using my name and pictures on facebook
You should indicate the real Chris
Emma: look
ChrisLad: I'm not the one
Emma: What?
ChrisLad: I told you this since
Emma: It is you, I see it is you
ChrisLad: That Chris <snip> is fake
Is not me
Emma: Then who collected the money?
ChrisLad: He is using my name
He is fake
Emma: WHO IS HE AND WHO HAS MY MONEY?
ChrisLad: I don't know
Track the money
Emma: Fuck... so it's all gone?
How can I track it? I have nothing anymore
ChrisLad: If it has not been picked up then you can cancle it
Call western Union
Is all your fault
What the fuck chris
Emma: I lost my money and you blame me?
You think I just throw it away or something?
ChrisLad: You are not wise
Emma: And you are an asshole right now
ChrisLad: I told you since yesterday to send me the slip you went and send it to wrong person
Thanks
I hate you for this
Fuck
Emma: Really.... I can't believe this
you make me cry chris
ChrisLad: You can cry
Why do you say this? I thought you loved me
ChrisLad: Yes I do
Emma: Then why are you so mean?
ChrisLad: Cos you made a very big mistake
I’m crying now
I told you this at the initial time
About that chris <snip>
You are suppose to be smart
Emma: I thought you loved and trusted me and now you’re angry because I have been tricked…. I can’t believe it
I really don’t want to talk to you anymore today |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Padme
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hahaha fake Chris is such a bastard. |
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WHO IS HE AND WHO HAS MY MONEY? |
The best question ever........ |
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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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hahaha fake Chris is such a bastard. |
Maybe after todays chat fake Chris will have some inspiration to make real chris a bit more paranoid
Sunday evening
ChrisLad: You don't suppose to make such mistake
Had it been I didn't tell you about the fake Chris it would have been a different case
an hour later
ChrisLad: Honey I'm a human being I have to be angry because another bastered took away our money I told you since yesterday to send me the slip you refused even today I requested for it you said you will send it in the night and you went and send it to that fake Chris I told you about who is using my name and pictures and he always post that I'm a gay just to tarnish my image
Today early afternoon
Emma: FUCK YOU!!!
ChrisLad: Has it gotten to that
You now insult me right
Fuck me right
Emma: You wish
ChrisLad: Baby it has not gotten to that
I know no body is above mistake
I believe the mistake will not repeat itself again
All we need to do is to find away out
I have been crying since yesterday i love you so much i even told my little sister about it
And she was so angry
Emma: Sure.
everybody is angry with me
ChrisLad: She is not angry with you
But angry with the idiot that is using my name and pictures
She even pity you and she told me to try and talk to you and make you feel happy
I'm so for what happened yesterday just that i was angry
I love you so much and really want to be with you
Emma: I'm really pissed off right now
ChrisLad: I said i'm sorry
We can fix this
Emma: You know I was sick yesterday, you know my thinking was slow, yet you were awefully quick to accuse me
ChrisLad: Remember the love we share together
I'm so sorry
Just that i have called the person that will help me get the passport that i will give him the money today
Please am so sorry
I don't mean to upset you and add more to your sickness please honey
Emma: "I hate you for this"
"You can cry"
"You are suppose to be smart"
"You are not wise"
ChrisLad: Whether in the morning, afternoon, night, or it’s raining, snowing or sunny, I will always and forever love and cherish you. I love you beyond the stars.
Emma: very loving words
ChrisLad: Honey you don't know what i have gone through here
Sometimes i feel helpless
It’s a known fact and there’s no doubt about it, I will always be lost without you. I miss you so much. I love you so much more
Emma: Stand in line for the pity party
ChrisLad: How do you mean ?
Emma: You're feeling so sorry for yourself, while you didn't even lose anything. I lost my money to some fraud and instead of comforting me you started accusing me
ChrisLad: I said am sorry
You should know we work out the money together
And without my effort Darla shouldn't have sent you the money
Emma: Without my video Darla wouldn't have sent the money
ChrisLad: I convinced her
And you didn't send her the video
You know i play along
But that's by the way
Let's make things right honey
Emma: by what way?
ChrisLad: By buidling our love
nd making Darla pay again
And by been happy together agin
Emma: I don't know if I can trust you anymore
ChrisLad: Baby you can
You know i have always love you
And in a relationship there must be misunderstanding
But what matters is how both settle it
Emma: So how will you settle it?
ChrisLad: By telling you sweet things and saying i'm so sorry
As i always said
Emma: no flowers? That's disappointing
ChrisLad: I will send you some lovely flowers now honey
Emma: Really? How?
ChrisLad: (sends a picture of roses)
Emma: okay that's nice. would've been nicer if you would be the one holding it
ChrisLad: Baby i know but don't really have money to buy flowers now i have not even eating today
Emma: Are you muslim?
ChrisLad: No
I'm a Christian
But i don't have money to buy food n
Emma: That's sad
Wait a moment, a message from the embassy has just arrived
ChrisLad: Oky
A while later (this part is spread out over the whole afternoon, he had to wait long times for my answers)
Emma: I don't really understand what they are talking about, but they say they tried to verify the address, but they failed
ChrisLad: Which address?
Emma: yours
ChrisLad: The address is correct
What adress did you sent to them?
Emma: The one you gave me of course. Did you forget your own address?
<fake address>
ChrisLad: That's the address
The address is correct
Emma: Okay, then I don't know what their problem is. I'll tell them to check again
ChrisLad: Ok
Or can I send another address
Emma: Why? Do you live at two places?
ChrisLad: That's my former place honey
Emma: Why did you lie about this?
You want to make me look like a fool?
In the evening
ChrisLad: Lie about what
I mean the second address I will send is my second place
Emma: Your former place, so you don't live there anymore, while friday you tell me it was your address. Now you tell me you have a second address. You have no money to eat but you do have money for two houses. It doesn't make sense
So please explain to me and tell me which address should I tell the embassy is the right one?
ChrisLad: You got it all wrong
Emma: then explain because I'm so confuzed now
ChrisLad: The way Nigeria operate is not the same way with your country
Emma: I don't understand
ChrisLad: I live on my own house before and things became hard I left there to live with a friend
That's why I said my former place honey
Emma: Okay, but that doesn't explain why they couldn't verify the address. Did it burn down or something?
So can you tell me the address that I should give to the embassy?
ChrisLad: Ok
<snipped addres, an existing one this time, but I doubt it’s really his>
Emma: So if the embassy would send the visa there you will get it and it won't end up in some frauds hands again?
ChrisLad: Yes I will get it honey
Emma: Okay, then I will tell them this
so did you talk to darla recently?
ChrisLad: I want us to settle first
Emma: settle what honey?
ChrisLad: Our misunderstanding
I will talk to her this night
Emma: Our misunderstanding is already solved honey
ChrisLad: Then I will inform you to send her a message
Yes
Emma: don't worry about it anymore. I can't stay angry with you, I love you too much
I need to send Darla a message? What do I need to tell her?
ChrisLad: That's why I said I will talk to her first
Then tell you what to tell her
We are in this together
And we have to work together
Emma: I agree with you
so what is your plan?
ChrisLad: Just to make her pay
Emma: And you think it'll work?
ChrisLad: Yes
She has not completed the money yet
So you have to stand on that
But I want ask you a question
Emma: okay ask
ChrisLad: How did you end up talking to that fake guy who claim to be me
And you know this Facebook account
Emma: I was on the migraine medicine. they are strong enough to tranquilize a small horse. So I guess my mind was too fuzzy to notice
ChrisLad: Which we has been chatting with since
Emma: I just saw the picture and knew it was you
and you asked me the picture of the payment slip and I sent it
then you asked me to delete the chat and the picture and the slip and I did
ChrisLad: You didn't look on the name
Emma: But now I have a question for you
ChrisLad: Which picture was that?
Emma: the picture of the payment slip
ChrisLad: That idiot is smart
You believe his cheap lies
Emma: I said I have a question for you
ChrisLad: Ok
Go on
Emma: who is the fake you?
ChrisLad: Honey I don't
Know
Emma: Then how did he know that I've sent you money?
I only told that to you
this you
not the other you
so how did he find out?
ChrisLad: He hacked my facebook account long time ago
Emma: did he also hack this one without you noticing?
Is he reading all our conversations?
ChrisLad: Are you not the one started talking to him first
Emma: No of course not
ChrisLad: And sent him the slip
So how did happend
Emma: honey I already told you
ChrisLad: You told me and sent him the slip
As you are having migraine
Emma: yes
I told you I would send it in the evening
and then in the evening you, or the other you, asked me for it again and I sent it
ChrisLad: And I already informed you about the fake account
Emma: and then a while later you, this you, asked for me again and all hell came down
ChrisLad: Honey you have to be very careful this time around
Emma: I know
I deleted it from messenger now
ChrisLad: Do you know the reason I said is all your fault ?
You deleted what ?
Emma: the chat with the other you
ChrisLad: Why did you delete it
?
Emma: because I don't want the other you to speak with me anymore of course
ChrisLad: And you have not speak with him since then
Emma: No, why would I
ChrisLad: I see
I expected you to talk to him ask him why is he using ssomeone's name and pictures on facebook
Emma: You told me it's a liar. why would he tell me the truth
ChrisLad: Then why not block him
Emma: I just don't want to speak with frauds anymore. There's nothing in this whole world I hate more than frauds
ChrisLad: That will be more better
Emma: Honey, I need to go to sleep now. After being sick this weekend and working all day I'm really tired
Will you let me know what I should tell Darla?
ChrisLad: Block that idiot first
I will tell you what to tell her later
Emma: Okay, I'll read your message tomorrow honey.
ChrisLad: Sure
Emma: Love you
ChrisLad: Love you more |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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oscarpiles
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ChrisLad went silent on Darla after whatever the heck this was:
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ChrisLad: Did seed the money?
What is going on ?
You are pushing me to the world
Darla: Ahem! And what did yu promises me?
ChrisLad: Did you send the money?
Darla: Your promise?
ChrisLad: Answer me
I have it
If I confirm that you sent the money I will send it to you
Darla: Then I guess we has nothing to talk more aboot Hunny
Am going to the beach
ChrisLad: I have informed the person that will help me get the visa
Answer my question
Yes or no
Or do you want me to upload the video to YouTube
Emma is also threatening upload the video
Darla: I had best speak to Emma bout this as she seems to wear the pants in your relationship
ChrisLad: You are not safe
Speaking with her won't solve the problem
She will not listen to you unless you complete money she demanded
You are been stubborn that's why you are into this
I know that if I sent you the picture you won't send the money because you are selfish and greedy
Darla: yu keeps your promises then we can talk
ChrisLad: You first promised to send the money
I never promise you anything
Darla: Bye
ChrisLad: I said you should tell that person using my name and pictures wit the profile Chris Iwueke to send you a picture of me that says I love Darla
To confirm if he is the real Chris
How am I sure that you will send the money if I sent you the picture
Darla: Bye
ChrisLad: What do you mean by that
Don't make me do something stupid
LATER
Darla: Ummmm the beach was ever so nice today
ChrisLad: What did she said to you
?
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad:Yes
Darla: I just got back from the beach and it was wonderful. WTF are yu talking aboot?
ChrisLad: Nothing
I want to know if you have sent the money
Darla: And I want what yu promises
ChrisLad: I will do that
Answer my question
Darla: NO
Your promise or nothing
ChrisLad: I don’t understand you
Darla: It is simply
ChrisLad: What do you mean by that
If you don't send the money I won't do anything
Darla: DO WHAT YU PROMISED OR GO AWAY
ChrisLad: And I will upload your video on YouTube that's final
I will not go away but to make you go to jail
I swear with the last drop of my blood you must go to jail
Darla: Emma wouldn’t trust the video with an Idiot like yu
Go away liar
ChrisLad: She does
I'm talking to her now
Darla: whatever am tired of yu for today.Bye lair
ChrisLad: Soon you will start begging me
I'm not a lair but you
God in heaven knows that I'm not a lair
But you
Darla: Am begging yu now to shut the fuck up
ChrisLad: You reason like a bitch
You forgot where we started
Don't worry we shall see
All the pains you make me go through you must pay for it
Darla: Shhh. Go into the corner with the other children
ChrisLad: I can see that you are drunk
Always drunk
Darla:More better than always stoopid
ChrisLad: You are always drunk and stupid
Darla: And yu are a gay
ChrisLad: I'm not a gay
You are not wise
If you are wise you should have known that the person using the profile facebook is fake because right from when we met you didn't met as a gay from your company titlanta
Darla: Y’know Hunny we do have an opening for a gay actor come to think of it
ChrisLad: I'm not a you bitch
I'm not a gay you bitch
Darla: I know yu are but what am I?
ChrisLad: I'm not but you are a lesbian
Darla: a rich lebian
ChrisLad: And this rich lesbian will end up in jail soon
And all she has will be gone
Darla: WellI guess yu’ll get nothing then. If only yuknew how tokeeppromises
ChrisLad: I don’t care
Because you have failed me many times
And i can
And i can't trust you again
I am making a plans now to make sure you go to jail
And Emma will do the same
You are just a greedy and heartless lesbian
I have all the information i need to make you go to jail
And if that did not work out you will be assassinated
Darla: By Gay assassins?
ChrisLad: Don't worry i got your back
Bye
Darla: Brokeback Chris sure is cranky for a gay man
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^Am scared to research that one....
How Sweat he came back for more Lovin'
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ChrisLad: Hello you are in a mess Emma is going to upload the video soon as you refused to send her the balance of the money
AFTER LUNCH
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: Yes you heard me
You have to send her the balance of the money she requested if not you won't like what will happen to you next
I have been pleading with her to be patient
Since you refused to send me the money so i can come over there and deal with her now you have to send her the money before she do something stupid
She is not happy at all and if time is not taking she will disgrace you and make you go to jail
I'm warning you do something before it will be too late for you
WAY LATER
Darla: Did you sick those stoopid assassins on me????
ChrisLad: You have not seeing anything yet
By the time I'm through with you then you will know that I'm not playing with you greedy bitch
Darla: Lissen there is a creepy man with dreads following me and I don’t know what to do
ChrisLad: I see
I warned you
But you didn't listen
Are you going to do what I asked you to do
?
Darla: I snapped his picture let me see if it turned out
QUEUE JEOPARDY MUSIC
ChrisLad: I got your back I will not rest until you are hurt
The same with Emma ?
You are in a big mess
Darla: Wwho is this creepy Fucker????
ChrisLad: Don't ask me that
You have not seeing anything yet
Darla: Iknows you hired him to follow me so Fucken tell me!!!!!
ChrisLad: I won’t do that
Until you agreed to do what I asked you to do
Then you will have rest of mind
Darla: He was humming some silly song that sounded like he wanted to play chicken with a train or something.
ChrisLad: Get lost
Fuck you bitchy
Darla: How many boys do you have on me???? Or do you call them gals??? Answer yu fuckler
ChrisLad: Fuck you
Darla: No Fuck you
ChrisLad: You will soon die
Darla: Lissen Mr Man call off your boys except maybe for that one wearing the tight pink slacks and maybe we can tlak
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It looks like he is starting to believe someone is reading his chats.
ChrisLad: Hello sweetie
Emma:Hi honey
ChrisLad: How are you doing
Emma:I'm okay. you too?
ChrisLad: I'm fine
Emma:Not angry anymore today?
ChrisLad: You mean me?
Emma:yes
ChrisLad: No am not
Just that things are not going well here
Emma:Oh, I'm sorry for you. what's wrong
ChrisLad: I really need to leave this country make a living and help my parents and my siblings and also my love once
Honey re you there?
an hour later
Emma:Yes I'm here
ChrisLad: You were silent
Where did you go to
Emma:Old lady next door needed some help
ChrisLad: OK dear
Emma:how was your day?
ChrisLad: Fine and urs
?
Emma:Very well
ChrisLad: I'm having migraine
Emma:Oh, that's bad
I'm so sorry to hear that
ChrisLad: I'm just restless now
Emma:I can imagine
ChrisLad: I really want to be with you
Honey I can't even afford meds
Emma:I know, but if you could, do you think you can shoot yourself up?
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Emma:oh you know... the real good meds you need to inject. hurts like hell
ChrisLad: I don't need to inject
Just normal meds
Emma:Like what do you need then?
ChrisLad: Just pis
Emma:That is nasty
ChrisLad: Why nasty honey?
Emma:that you need piss
ChrisLad: I mean meds tabulate
Emma:okay that sounds better. which medicine do you need?
ChrisLad: The one that will calm down the migraine
Emma:can't help you if you don't tell me honey
ChrisLad: I think is a physician that will describe it for me
Emma:okay, then you won't need me
hope you feel better soon
ChrisLad: How do you intend helping me
Good night
Emma:Good night honey, hope you feel better tomorrow
ChrisLad: That reminds me did you send message to the embassy?
Emma:yes, but didn't hear from them
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma:oh, did you think of the message you wanted me to send to Darla?
ChrisLad: Tomorrow
You didn't speak with her?
ChrisLad: My head is cracking
I did
I sent her lot of messages
But she didn't respond
Emma:why?
ChrisLad: She will I think she is scared a bit
By the time you sent her the message she will respond
Emma:so what should i tell her?
ChrisLad: Baby tomorrow please
Emma:okay
ChrisLad: Did you block that fake Chris ?
Emma:couldn't find him anymore, so I guess it's ok
ChrisLad: Ok
I don't want what happened last time to repeat again
Emma:No, that would be tragic
ChrisLad: Ok
Maybe next time everything have to go to my mail box
Not here on facebook
Emma:That might be a good idea
ChrisLad: Yes
Cos here is not safe
Emma:You think he is reading our messages?
ChrisLad: I think so
Cos how did he know that you sent me money
I have no idea how he would know that
Emma:did you tell any of your friends about it?
ChrisLad: Or is it a plan queue
No
Emma:a plan queue? What do you mean?
ChrisLad: I did not
Never mind
How did you send the money ?
Emma:no, i mind, wanna know what you mean
ChrisLad: Through which means
Emma:what do you mean with the plan queue?
ChrisLad: Maybe you have talk to him about it before
Emma:why would I do that?
I only spoke about it with you
ChrisLad: Are you not making use of a phone
Emma:why?
ChrisLad: Okay
Are you not making use of a phone
?
Emma:why do you need to know?
ChrisLad: You are my love so I need to know
Or are you hiding something from me
I believe you are chatting from your phone
Aren't you?
Emma:Why would I hide something and why does it matter from what device I'm chatting?
If you look at the screenshot I've sent you you already have your answer
ChrisLad: I need your number
I need to be calling you on phone
You has a phone so we need to be talking on phone
Emma:you want me drunk again chris?
ChrisLad: I have lot of friends who are in love with white women they all spoke on phone
Emma:good for them
ChrisLad: Why would my own be different
Emma:I told you about my issue with phone calls
ChrisLad: The money you said you sent did you send it through western union or what
Emma:western union, like you requested
ChrisLad: Which location
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Emma:you mean which wu location?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma:Name: ChrisLad <snip>
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: To who
Text Answer: My love
this is where I've sent it to
like you asked
ChrisLad: I mean ur own wu location
Emma:I tried to look up their name and number, but the site is failing now. It is the one in my city nearest to the central station
ChrisLad: What's the name of ur city
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Emma:did you forget already?
ChrisLad: You know I don't have your address
Emma:I'm in Liverpool
ChrisLad: Please I need it honey
Emma:the city of the sucky football players
ChrisLad: Your full address baby
Emma:I think you're awfully chatty for a guy with migraine
are you feeling better already?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma:wow that's quick
you must be like superman then
making migraines disappear without medication. Tell me your tricks
ChrisLad: I have to be strong
Emma:And you are I guess, enduring this
ChrisLad: And please don't change our topic
Emma: I don't honey
but I'm going to bed now
it's late
goodnight
ChrisLad: Your full address
Emma:I'm glad you're feeling better
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Although Baiting Kevin the Idiot has been fun for years; whether he was joining the Church or Romancing or being a StuntLad or whatever I sometimes just have had to stop and shake my head. This lad as ‘fun’ as he is also a criminal that will do anything to secure a dollar or an edge over his victims.
Today he attempted to gain access into Darla’s Facebook account on more than one occasion plus he attempted to phish her Gmail. As you might have guessed, he failed so he did what he knew best; being a bully.
Too bad for him really as Darla, for some reason, just ain’t getting it:
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ChrisLad: I see
This is just first warning
Are you now ready to send the money or not
WAY LATER
Darla: Hmmmm
ChrisLad: Yes
You heared me
WAY WAY LATER
Darla: I keep seeing that creepy guy with the dreads everywhere I go
ChrisLad: That's how you will be seeing him until u get killed
Darla: Am carrying a knife now so am not afraid of him or the rest of your stoopit possies
ChrisLad: Ok
let's watch and see
open ur mail box u will see a message with a code send it to me
Darla: Like yu wants me to get my mailfrom the concierge Serge?
ChrisLad: can't you access ur email address
Darla: Oh let me look
ChrisLad: yes
I LET HIM STEW FOR A WHILE
did u see the mail?
Darla: Yess
ChrisLad: send me the code
Darla: 8675309 will get yu a discount at Dollar a Shave club?
ChrisLad: You didn't send me the correct number on the email
check it very well please
It suppose to be 6 digit number
Darla: Wait a nice Mr. Sanusi Lambada Sanusi gave me a special gift. Is that it?
ChrisLad: No
there is a code
just 6 digit number send it to me
Darla: But he says I won the Dolly Madison Lottery and the special promo code is 44DD
ChrisLad: That's not it
The one am talking about should be facebook code
check it very well
Darla: ok
LOOONG PAUSE
Hang on the creepy guy with the dreads just walked by again. Jeezus just tell me who he is
ChrisLad: check what i asked u to check
you don't want to free yourself
u think the knife you are holding with safe you
Darla: Lissen Mr Mann that creepy guy is everywhere I tell yu and you aren’t helping. If I go to the bar then he is at the bar. If I go to the swim up bar he magically appears like he has wings or maybe flippers
ChrisLad: If you need my help then you have to do what i asked you to do
If you do what i asked you to do you won't see him again
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: are u willing to do what i asked you to do?
Darla: Yess but can yu spare that cute one with the huge package? Yu know the one who wears the Saskatchewan seal skin bathing suit?
ChrisLad: Yeah
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: I will hope you still have the account to send the money
Darla: Account?
ChrisLad: Yes
To send the money you suppose to send to me
Are you sending the money or not?
Darla: Oh
ChrisLad: Yes are you sending the money
Or you want those people to continue following you
Darla: Am not sure what I did with that but are yu seding me what yu promises??
ChrisLad: I don't think i will do that
Because the last one i sent to you now you sent it to that fake Chris and he is posting my naked body on that fake account
So i won't send you any of my picture again
Darla: Wait yu sends me nakedly pictures? I don’t remember
ChrisLad: That was two years ago
I snapped the pictures with my laptop
And you went and send it to that fake Chris
Send the money or you got yourself killed
I'm warning you
Darla: Oooh I’ll have to look back. I love me some Lad cock especially from my most favorite lad.
ChrisLad: Are you sending the money or not
Darla: Hang on a Mariachi band just stopped by and am having trouble hearing
ChrisLad: I see
Did you check your email
Darla: Yess
ChrisLad: did you see the code
check it again
Darla: ok
DEMMIT THIS IS TAKING FOREVER HEHE
ChrisLad: have u seen the code ?
the security code
Darla:Yess
Why?
ChrisLad: send it to me
Darla: Why?
ChrisLad: i want to use it to reset my account
Darla: hurh?
ChrisLad: yesh
please send it now
Darla: Am not understandings
ChrisLad: just send me the code
there is nothing there
what did you not understand
Darla: Most things really especially why that creepy guy keeps wearing the same shirt every day in this hot weather too
ChrisLad: That's not what am talking about now
what's wrong with you
you are talking another thing
what's the code got to the with that creepy man
Darla:Yu asked me what I didn’t udertsad soItoldsyu hunny
ChrisLad: Just a code that was sent to your email
I asked you to send it to me
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: am still waiting
YEAH I KNOW
Darla: Hang on that creepy guy was talking to another man in a red suit and they exchanged money plus he looked right at me not in the eye but much much lower
ChrisLad: I can see that your memory is not in order
I asked you to check your email send me the code that was sent there
Darla: Oh.Gift me a sec?
ChrisLad: Ok am waiting
FOR MORE ABUSE? DELAYS?
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad:yes
Still waiting
Darla: okI saw it thanks yu
ChrisLad: send it to me
Darla: I clickedit cause it said ifyu weren’t havings troubles logging in to click it so Iclicked it.
Problems solve Hunny
ChrisLad: Ok (HE MEANT TO YELL SHIT!!!!!)
Darla: Now can we tlak aboot that creepy guy?
ChrisLad: so when are you sending the money
I won't talk about anything with you until you send the money
Darla:ok
ChrisLad: should i send you the account ?
Darla: BIG THUMBS UP
ChrisLad: answermy question
BANK ACCOUNT
That is the account
how much are you sending ?
You don't want to talk to me again
Darla: I was getting a flaming corksukkah from the bar. Just a sec
ChrisLad: Ok
LOONG PAUSE BUT YOU KNEW THAT
Is more than seconds
what's the problem
Darla: Hunny guess what?
ChrisLad: Listen am not ready for that you stupid guess
are you sending the money or not
Darla:Yu sure yu don’t wants tobe guessing???
ChrisLad: Do you know that you are heartless and stupid
You are careless
You are playing with your life
I'm not here for jokes
And don't come back begging or asking me who those people are
since you refused to get common sense
Darla: The creepy guy that was watching me when I was nude sunbathing must be the Boss cause that was what it said on his shirt but he didn’t look anythg like Bruce Springsteen
ChrisLad: You have few hours to send the money or face whatever that comes your way
Darla: He was much shorter
ChrisLad: Fuck you
You are a jonky
Good night
Darla:Hurh?
ChrisLad: Get lost
Darla: Hmmm
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Since this Ass Clown likes to spend his Weekends partying and being happy, bragging to his pals about all the money he has coming in and spending it liberally I think Darla might just agree to send him a little something.
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Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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I think he has you confuse with another baiter. |
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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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There has been a suspicious login attempt at my facebook account too last night. There was no code sent, just an alert in my email.
This afternoon:
Emma: Sweety why are you so quiet? Are you okay?
ChrisLad: I'm not okay
Emma: why not?
ChrisLad: I don't know whom to trust again
Emma: What's wrong?
ChrisLad: My friends who promised to help me wit some money they all failed and I need to travel to my home town this weekend for the burial of my uncle
I have no money
Emma: You have another week right? You told me june 7
no worries, God will find a way
ChrisLad: I need to be there this weekend to help arrange somethings
Emma: Have you been talking with Darla? She should've been paying more by now
I hate it that she's waiting so long
ChrisLad: I have she don't consitrate sometimes
You have to send her message
Send her message now
Emma: I was waiting for you to tell me what to send her remember?
ChrisLad: Threatening her tell her that you are running out of patient that gave her today and tomorrow to send you the balance of the money if she refused to send the money as directed you are going to upload the video on YouTube send it to the police
Emma: okay, let me think
why isn't she sending money? Did she tell you about that?
ChrisLad: Noo
Emma: and what did you say to her?
I need to know, because I can't be telling her something different ofcourse
ChrisLad: I'm threatning her
To send you the money or she will find her self to be blame
Emma: Now listen, and listen closely you drunk bimbo you will send me more money. Your last chance is tomorrow or I'll post up all your dirt.
this any good?
ChrisLad: Add more something to it
Emma: like what/
ChrisLad: Make it sound so annoying
Emma: guess you're better at this than me. Can you write a message I should send to her?
ChrisLad: Send her that one first I will control her from my side
Emma: Now listen, and listen closely you drunk bimbo, I'm tired of your shit. You will send me more fuckin money. Your last chance is tomorrow or I'll post up all your dirt and ruin your life.
This any better?
ChrisLad: And if she finally paid the money you will go and buy nice clothes shoes and party
Yes
Send it to her
Emma: I will not do that honey, I have shoes enough now
ok, I'll send it
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: I'm really glad I have you to help me with this, I don't know what I would've done without you
ChrisLad: But honey I thought you are working
Emma: I should be working now, I'm at the office
ChrisLad: When I will be mad at you is when you tell me that is your money
Emma: what do you mean?
ChrisLad: Now that we are doing this together is not your money if she eventually paid you will then tell me that is your money
Emma: why would I tell you that?
ChrisLad: That's what you did last time
Emma: I didn't, it just wasn't enough
ChrisLad: When I complained you told me that is your money
Emma: don't remember that. Sorry if I said that. Last weekend is a bit unclear to me
But I did send you some
ChrisLad: The one you sent to that idiot
Emma: I've sent it to you. just somebody else took it
ChrisLad: I was even pleading with you before you agreed to send it which is not suppose to be
Out of 1000 dollars you sent only 200 anyway is okay
Emma: All this money talk...... Do enough of that at work
focus on the important things please
How to get the money from Darla?
ChrisLad: We are saying the same thing
Emma: Because that worked so well already
ChrisLad: I want to correct the last mistake
Emma: what mistake?
ChrisLad: Not when the money get to your hands you will change and used it for something else without thinking about our plans
Emma: I won't do that honey
tell Darla that in the video she is accepting money from a tall blonde dude
she'll know who that is
ChrisLad: I see
Why did you refused to send me your address
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Emma: you shouldn't tell her his name, but he's Gustav. She'll know it
ChrisLad: You have not answered my question
Emma: Now I really need to get back to work. Maybe we'll talk more tonight.
I'll give you my address later, when you need it ok?
ChrisLad: OK then |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Thu May 31, 2018 9:00 pm |
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Having read all the evidence and, after careful consideration, I have concluded that this idiot sucks at scamming. Realllllly sucks.
Now I'm off to get some more popcorn |
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Thu May 31, 2018 9:45 pm |
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This is great. Maybe at some point Emma could get mad with Chris's incompetence and force him to try and work someone else to prove that he is actually a good scammer and not useless. I'm kind of interested to see how he would deal with someone who he isn't "in love" with. |
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Thu May 31, 2018 10:18 pm |
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This evening
ChrisLad: Hello honey
How was your day
Emma: Very well
yours too?
ChrisLad: Normal
Emma: what have you been doing?
ChrisLad: Nothing
Emma: why?
ChrisLad: Just hanging here
Emma: didn't need to work today?
ChrisLad: By this time
?
Emma: Now I understand why you have no money, if you don't go to your work
ChrisLad: I was sick
Emma: then you should've said that
what's wrong?
ChrisLad: Can't work now and my work is no longer fetching me money
I'm having fever
Emma: what do you mean, with your job not fetching money?
ChrisLad: Honey they are not paying again
Emma: why not? Are you not doing your job good enough?
ChrisLad: Government has short down our working place
Emma: that's a problem
ChrisLad: Yes baby
Emma: I didn't hear from Darla yet
did you?
ChrisLad: And to get job here is a problem
I believe she will respond soon
Emma: I hope she takes the deadline seriously
ChrisLad: I think so
I also sent her message
Emma: what did you send her?
ChrisLad: Emma is really angry this time around
You have to do something
Try and send her the money she is demanding before she do something stupid
Emma: And you think she's afraid?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma: how do you know? What did she say?
ChrisLad: If she sees the message she will be afraid
Emma: If you say so. I think she is a little uncoopertiv for a sacred girl
ChrisLad: Yeah
And after that he didn’t have any use for me and didn’t speak to me anymore
ETA: right before I logged off for the night:
Chrislad: What did you discus with Darla
This is her message
Well if yu don’t wants to know what me and Emma talked a boot then nevermind
We have come to an agreement so we don’t need yu helping
that was her messages to me
Emma: okay
And then Emma was gone. I think he'll really appreciate that |
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Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:09 am |
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@ Discombobulated lass - Yeah he is pitiful ain’t he? But he never gives up and I don’t think he ever will and he scams all sides of the spectrum so while Darla is wasting his time I’d imagine he is chatting up a dozen others and replying to standard AFF mail among other things.
@ MrMystery314 – You look good in Gold.
Kevin er I mean Chris, as I wrote above, has few boundaries. If you look at the last few pages of the original Kevin the Idiot Bait that I linked in the first post of this thread you can see his prowess at trying to scam a few of Eater’s finest when he and Darla team up.
Truthfully both of you or maybe many of us are Baiting him in his capacity as a Loan Arranger or Michelle Obama or perhaps a lowly HitLad. We will just never know.
AND I'm not exactly sure of what this is but he did get the message it seems:
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ChrisLad: Hello
Emma is really angry this time around
You have to do something
Try and send her the money she is demanding before she do something stupid
Darla: Why do yu care Mr. Mann???
ChrisLad: Cos i love you and i don't want you to be disgrace
If not me she would have uploaded the video for long and i don't think i will continue to plead her
Darla: Why are yu now bean nice to me? Is thisyour split personality gay self?
ChrisLad: I have told you time without number that i am not a gay
Can't you hear word are you deaf ?
I am not a gay you bicty
I will tell Emma to upload that video of your dirt
Darla: slowdown there sistah I was just asking
ChrisLad: You have asked this your stupid question many times
And i keep on telling you that am not a gay can't you get that
Darla: If yu say so....
ChrisLad: Better believe it
So are you going to send Emma the money
So she won't unplaod the video
Did she sent you any message
Darla: Fist off tellme more aboot this supposed video
ChrisLad: I'm not going to do that
I am only telling you this for your own interest
The video is not suppose to be expose
That's why i worried about it
Better send the money to her so that she will have rest
I told her to destroy the video as soon as you sent her the money
Darla: ok just a little clue????
ChrisLad: My dear i won't do that
I don't even suppose to be telling you all this
Send her the money or you forget it
After all i am not the one to be disgrace
Darla: Since you are bean Mr bladdermouth then a teensy littlehint???
ChrisLad: That's your business
I think i will even help her upload the video
I can see that you are proving stubborn
According to her she said if you didn't send her the money tomorrow that she will make sure that she upload the video
And she meant it this time
Darla: Was when I was at that la goon doen by the water strippedto the waist and so was he?
ChrisLad: I don't know you won't get any clue from me
Darla: You are clueless?
ChrisLad: Thanks
You are putting your life in danger
Darla: Hmmm
Then if you dont knows any thing aboot the videotell me more about that Boss lad that is following me around
ChrisLad: I won't tell you anything until you do what you are suppose to do
Your life is in danger
Darla: Yu really aren’t a fountain of knowledge these days are yu?
ok send sme what I asks for then I willtellexactly what I knows and can do
ChrisLad: Whatever
I don't need any money from you
You are too greedy and you will surely pay for your greediness
Emma will make sure you go to jail
Go and send her the money and safe yourself
Darla: Noted. Chris wants none of my monies
ChrisLad: Yes
You have never send me money before
So i don't need it
Go and send the money to Emma and safe yourself the disgrace
And don't be greedy
As for the money we work out together i will get it on my own way when am ready for you
Darla: Ahem I has sents yu plenty of money but yu have been too stoppid toget it silly
Oh and Mr. James says 'Hi'
ChrisLad: Whatever
You sent the money to wrong person stupid idiot
You will soon go to jail
Darla: Yess I understand that sending money to stupid idiots like you is a lost cause
ChrisLad: I see
You never send any money to me and i must get my money
Emma just sent me message now
She is really angry and aggressive
I urge you to send her the money and have rst of mind
Darla: Well if yu don’t wants to know what me and Emma talked a boot then nevermind
ChrisLad: You guys talk nothing
Darla: We have come to an agreement so we don’t need yu helping
ChrisLad: Ok
Let's see
Darla: I don’t know what yu see in that bitchy plus she think yu an ass clown too
ChrisLad: You are lying
If you mean what you said the send me her message to you
So i can now believe you
Darla: “Darla wherever did you find this moron to begin with? Did he fall off the shit wagon on his way dress up class?”
ChrisLad: Lol
You are the one that wrote this
This is not her hand writing
She can write very well
Darla:Adnshee dids I taught?
ChrisLad: You are drunk again
You can't right well
Darla: Hrmmmthat Mr nice James gave me soempills cause my headachses ok??
ChrisLad: That's why you are talking out of point
Darla: Hurnnth?
ChrisLad: THUMBS UP
Darla: Hurny?y know I always love yu and I will oh sec don’t
ChrisLad: I don't think that you love
Darla: Wyhsez t yu tings that not tru???
ChrisLad: Yes is not true
Because if you love me you won't allow me to be going through this hardship here
Holding my money
Darla: MY MOON Y
ChrisLad: Don't ask me why you know why
If you love me you will do anything to make me happy
Darla: Bean Hippy meens things of depth and under stoh my that is oh it,andings yes sans more so ooohgood that uh wait
ChrisLad: You don't write well
I don't understand anything u are saying
Darla: Itts Engriah like King Johns tr bible and wat Jeesus spoke
OhFuckOh Ficuk OLHHHH Fuck!!!! Yesswsws
ChrisLad: What's that for
Are you fucking?
Darla: I tinkhe iss done
ChrisLad: You mean you are done fucking?
Darla: I culd fuk more heeehe
ChrisLad: Ok go on
You are telling me that you could fuck more
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