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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat May 05, 2018 9:31 pm |
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Some of you may recall last year we created a Star Wars contest timed with the release of the Last Jedi. There were a total of four premium memberships up for grabs, with only one claimed (for a brilliant Farce Be With You trophy). That leaves three memberships that are still up for grabs, so we're doing another quick contest.
419 Eater Sign Contest
The rules are simple - Your lad holding a sign that includes "419 Eater"
The sign can say 419 Eater on it's own, or as part of a phrase. Or, you can get creative and incorporate it into a logo as DSW famously did with his lad who got a tattoo of the name re-imagined as a Bible verse,
Contest Duration: May 5 - June 5
Prizes: The first three baiters who get this trophy will each get a year premium membership.
What do you get with premium: With premium membership, you get increased private message capability, web space, access to premium baiting tools, discussion area for your baits where the lads can't see, a cool custom tag, and, most importantly, all premium donations support both 419eater and ScamWarners.com.
If you'd like to take part in this contest and are not sure how to get a lad to create a sign for you, feel free to ask for help in this thread and/or sign up for a mentor.
Tips for getting your lad to send you a custom sign trophy (other baiters, feel free to add to this in the comments):
1. Seed the idea early on so that it doesn't seem outlandish when you ask. For example, maybe you belong to the 419th chapter of the E.A.T.E.R. church and you're celebrating this new growth by doing donations, etc.
2. Let the ask for the sign come up naturally. So using the example above, you'd talk about your excitement about the church giving programs, etc. and then when the lad wants in on the money, you bring in the requirement that he "show his sincerity" with the sign, etc.
3. Make the lad show you the sign as penance. This works well with romance lads. Your character "catches" them in a lie and then refuses to believe anything they say until they prove themselves by sending a photo they took just for you.
4. Recognize which lads are less likely to send signs. For example, if you have a lad who is pretending to be a white male and he's black (or vice versa) you're going to be less likely to get a selfie. You can still do it, however, if you call him out on his fake picture and follow tip #3.
5. Mention the sign incidentally. For example, during the Christmas contest, I had my lad dress up in a Santa costume after chatting with him for a while about our church's annual Dress as Santa party. Later I mentioned the prize for best Santa is $500. And last year only 5 people entered. And my character, as a woman couldn't enter. And photos of significant others who were traveling were accepted. This led the lad to realize he could dress up as Santa and help my character claim the prize.
Lads Google and if you type 419eater into any search engine you'll quickly see our site. So that's part of the challenge with this one. You can get around this in a few ways:
1. Incorporate the name into a picture and send as a jpeg for them to print or copy. They're less likely to google an image or text that's part of an image.
2. Break up the name visually and/or with punctuation to make them less likely to google or the results less googleable. For example, maybe your character is Edmond Ater and a special day for you is April 19th. 4/19 E. ATER.
3. Like with the sign, introduce the modality from the beginning if possible so it doesn't seem odd later.
Contest runs until June 5! Have fun. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun May 06, 2018 1:04 pm |
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65 views and no comments? Someone has to go for this. We need lads proudly promoting 419 Eater. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Sun May 06, 2018 1:57 pm |
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I may try if I have time. I wonder if there's some way we could get the trophy out of Ezze without him twigging on us. I wouldn't risk it, but I've already started sending blind messages out to random lads about my church fundraiser and honoring the great cardinal's birthday, which happens to be 4/19. |
_________________ 🍆 🦎 🍰 🍰 🍰 x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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sparky905
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jul 2017
Posts: 2107
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Sun May 06, 2018 2:08 pm |
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I just had a lad resurface after a couple of weeks disappearance. I will try to get him on board for this. I don't need a premium membership but another trophy couldn't hurt. |
_________________ X435 X2 🍰
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"Lucky" X6
"George", "Dr. Egobia" Rev James Smith Lawson Dike
" I can sue anybody for deformation of character" scammer Fred Unuobia losing his patience with endless questions |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun May 06, 2018 3:13 pm |
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Padme wrote: |
New Contest: 3 Premium membership up for grabs May 5- June 5 |
Padme wrote: |
Contest Duration: May 1 - May 31 |
Padme wrote: |
Contest runs until June 15! Have fun. |
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun May 06, 2018 4:49 pm |
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You're being baited! 😂
Fixed. Good catch. I had written the post as a draft and forgot to update the date in all areas where. I got around to posting. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun May 06, 2018 7:12 pm |
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So, is it the 5th or the 15th it ends? |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
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Sun May 06, 2018 8:09 pm |
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Oh goodness, I need to be more awake when writing posts. May 5 - June 5. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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anakbabi
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Joined: 20 Jun 2017
Posts: 241
Location: British Isles
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Sun May 06, 2018 11:09 pm |
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I will give it a shot but my lads are all very pissed off already...
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Palmergeddon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2017
Posts: 608
Location: Disoriented in Douala
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Sun May 06, 2018 11:18 pm |
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Yup, I'm in! I think my church needs a new logo... |
_________________ you people are not serious at all i don't think you are ready to received your said funds $450,000,000.00 because if you do you won't be wasting my time as you have just done now
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Tue May 08, 2018 12:53 pm |
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I'm really working on this, but it's just for fun. I already have Premium membership.
In a message to Ezze, father Elephterie wrote: |
At this very crucial moment for you, your happiness and your victory can be materialized through the next passage of the Bible:
Eater (4.19): And the LORD said to Moses: "Go back to Egypt, for all the men who were seeking your life are dead!"
Your enemies (the terrorists of Akwoodi) have been defeated by the power of your Faith, and you can go home, to your family and to your wonderful life. You are blessed now!
For the church Panel of Honor, as a personal celebration of yours victory, I need you to send me a picture of yourself and that wonderful Bible verse that suits you current situation perfectly.
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_________________ Let the lads come to me!
- A lot of & many ; ; ; ; 4x ; 3x ; ; 35x ; 🍰 ;
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou; |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed May 09, 2018 2:06 pm |
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Come on people! you can do this.
I whipped this together in about five minutes:
Then, this lad wanted to prove he ate Fish and could be a Fisher of Men.
This lad gets creative:
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_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
X 7035
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Wed May 09, 2018 2:18 pm |
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^ Show-off. |
_________________ 🍆 🦎 🍰 🍰 🍰 x26
"ALL THE SAME NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH"-Mr. Humphere
"Bro i have seen hell"-Mr. Humphere
"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
"GO TO HELL JUSTIN for having played with me all these while, what the fuck is wrong with you you are such as an asshole"-Charles J Colocino JR
"I will tell you I'm a computer illiterate I know more than you" - Eric Marshall
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu May 10, 2018 5:03 pm |
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That hospital looking hair thingy, bware? Did you bait him into donating a kidney too?
#sweetfreepremium #ladsfororgans |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Thu May 10, 2018 5:40 pm |
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#IClaimNoPrize
#EvenAnIdiotLikeMeCanDoItWithProperHelp
#JustcoldCanHelp
#WorkingOnGettingALadToSelfCastrate
Justcold, he works at a cracker/biscuit company, but deals in a little AFF on the side. This was the exchange right after he sent the pics:
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]Lad: An incident just happened now
Coworkers hand hook in the machine, since 1:00 they just called the ambulance......after trying to remove the hand in the machine. They just drive him down to the hospital.....
See, i just pray to God that anyday that bad thing we happened.... I won't be there... Amen
Anita: My grandfather lost his whole arm in an erotic asphyxiation accident.
Lad: Jezz, i feel pain for him
But all is well
Am about to work now
Anita: He has passed 2 heaven
Lad: Sure he is. Where are you now
Anita: Work.
Duh
Lad: Ok am abt to work
You said duh
Are you accusing me
Anita: Huh?
Accuse with what?
Lad: Ok what did you mean by duh
You must answer me
Be right back
Anita: It means I already told u were I was.
Lad: Ok fine there you go
Am working
Anita: Same
Lad: Ok dear
Later…
Lad: Oh thank God am almost fire today at work
Anita: Why?
Lad: I was cleaning the the panel of the machine use baking biscuit ,the ladder am use to climb up mistakingly press the emergency button the whole machine stop and that cos alot of waste......
Now I must pay the company for the loss of waste…..
i just thank God cos of what am looking for.......
Anita: U thank God cuz u looking for the biscuits button?
Lad: Is like you are insulting me, forget it, you won't here anything from me again,coz you're getting me angry OK
You're not the type to seek advice from so just be ...
What's the meaning of that really angry with you seriously
Anita: Meaning of what?
Lad: Don't worry, am happy for not being fire and you're there saying annoying word out from your month, just forget it.... Ok
Anita: Ok
Lad: Good
Don't try to get me angry, is it a crime fr me telling things happening here
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X 7035
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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Justcold
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Thu May 10, 2018 6:01 pm |
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For those that are attempting this contest ...set it up early in the bait (as has been said, but this will get your pic!) or get your lad so close to the payoff that they will do anything for the money.
Oldie, but goodie:
CC lads are good for a pic or three if you set it up right.
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Anita: My grandfather lost his whole arm in an erotic asphyxiation accident.
Lad: Jezz, i feel pain for him |
I concur with Lad.
#castratochoirearnsmillions #B8ersucks |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Thu May 10, 2018 7:18 pm |
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Padme wrote: |
Prizes: The first three baiters who get this trophy will each get a year premium membership. |
I'll sweeten this by providing each winner with one PhotoChopped project to be used in a bait. |
_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
X 7035
X 17
"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri May 11, 2018 4:24 am |
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An oldie and a goody. If its not too old, I stand ready to collect... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Fri May 11, 2018 5:24 am |
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I'll give it a shot |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun May 13, 2018 1:28 am |
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Birlic if you won and don't want the premium for yourself you can always give it to a baiter of your choice.
DSW just a bit too old as the contest just started this month. 😂 But it is masterful. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun May 13, 2018 5:22 am |
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I have another lad I can try this on. You know the one. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Sun May 13, 2018 1:46 pm |
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This came in today. The lad had to prove commitment by writing the first letters of sacred wedding vows which were originally in Latin. Of course this task would be to difficult for him, so to make it easier he could use this format. He first made a bunch of pictures that were not what I requested. Then I had to threaten him to blow the whole wedding off, sent him a pdf format for him to print and finally he delivered.
The vows, as I told him were the most sacred part of the wedding ceremony. The pastor would read them, as a promise and blessing and of course, to show commitment, a future husband must read them in church, before witnesses to his bride-to-be, before the whole process leading to marriage could even start. In this case of course, this part was not possible, so he had to make a picture for me to show to the witnesses.
The vows from chapter 4:19 of the holy liturgy are:
Sacri vinculi caritae vestrae erit:
Eternam,
Aecum,
Transparent,
Expletio,
Redundantia
Meaning:
The sacred bond of your love will be:
Eternal,
honest,
transparent,
fulfillment,
overflowing
Finally some fun use for those Latin lessons
I want to donate my prize to MrMystery314 because, I enjoyed the Ezze bait so much (and the other baiters involved are already premium members.
A custom tag would be cool, but the rest I don't need (and I don't want to know what I would be missing after a year). Enjoy and keep up the good work!
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Palmergeddon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2017
Posts: 608
Location: Disoriented in Douala
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Tue May 15, 2018 11:23 am |
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Meet Miller R. Frederick, a nice chap who wanted to open a new parish of the Eater Church in Nigeria.
He was contacted a while by Kirk, who was looking for a partner to help scam the Eater church. Miller was up for it!
Of course, in order to scam the Church, Miller first had to join it. Rev. Leonard wanted to see his new savior holding the glorious ID Card. Miller messed up at first, sending fake photos to Leonard, and then begging Kirk to "do something" when he realized his mistake. Kirk worked on a Photoshop plan to faceswap a picture of the actual Miller with the fake Miller. And ta-daa, Miller delivered on those pictures, finally.
It's been a pretty funny ride so far. Highlights have been when Miller sends emails to Leonard meant for Kirk, and of course when Miller first learnt that his unique ID was #419!
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Told Me My ID CARD NUMBER IS (419)... Are You Sure He's For REAL.. Or You Too Are Pulling My Legs.. Please Let Me Know.. |
Not bad for my first sign trophies |
_________________ you people are not serious at all i don't think you are ready to received your said funds $450,000,000.00 because if you do you won't be wasting my time as you have just done now
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue May 15, 2018 3:17 pm |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: The Rebel Base
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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