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Linoline
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TUE 10:32 PM
Danni: Hi
Emma: hey, where have you been?It's late
Danni: Don't know you're online I was checking live scores you should have say hi
Emma: hi!
Danni: You're late where have you been lol
Emma: home, online for long
Danni: Have told you befr when ever you come online try to say something even if am not any way is OK wadup
Hop you good
Emma: Yes, I'm ok
how are you?
Am fyn
How's work today
Emma: work was fine. I need a vacation
get here quick 😉
Danni: Lollllllllll
I will
Emma: halleluyah
Danni: Amen somebody..
Emma: cooking mr cookie?
Danni: No eating miss cookie
Danni: I just get an update that the percel means my package has just arrive at Madrid airport.. They told me they will keep me up date
Emma: Oh good
it's coming closer
Danni: Yes it is
Emma: did they say anything about when it will arrive?
Danni: No since have get them my details
I think there's no need or what do you think
Emma: no need for what?
Danni: I don't understand
Say what you have to say let me hear you
Emma: I just said I don't understand what you said
did they say when you can expect the parcel to arrive?
Danni: No they don't
Emma: hmm, was hoping it would be soon
we'll have to be patient
Bb am coming
Emma: I know
I'm impatient
Danni: Just got massage from them
I gave my address
And what they need to know
Emma: huh? Didn't you give your address to Lina yet? How could she send it without your address?
Danni: Let me send you the mail
She did but they still ask wait
Emma: ok
I've seen it
Danni: Bb am still answering them now my address is OK I now need to send copy of my national ID card to them
Brb
Emma: ok. I'll wait
Danni: Bb hop you get my mail I just send my ID card and my passport to them
Emma: Yes, I got your mail. Hope they have everything now
Danni: Yes I did but let me hear from them and see
ok. We'll wait
Emma: I'm going to 💦 and 😴
Danni: OK you're waiting..
Nothing yet
But still waiting
Don't worry get some sleep
Ok
Emma: Let me know when you hear something. I'll read it in the morning
Danni: OK I will
Emma: goodnight love
Danni: Bye. Sweety

(he forwarded the message from Claude and added "Have given them what they want both the temporary and the original, they keep saying no and I told them that's what I have and that's how they gave me where I get it .and besides is the same ID I use to up grade my account so what's wrong with him.I send them what I have")

9:36 AM
Emma: Good mornign cookie
Danni: Good morning miss cookie
Emma: I saw your email. What did you send him?
Danni: MY ID BUT HE SAYS HE WILL SEND ME OTHER OPTION TO DO THAT...THOSE I SEND IS USELESS
Emma: how is it useless?
Danni: I can see in the email you forwarded that he says it's just a receipt that you sent to him, not the id itself
That's what he say but I do use it to upgrade my account
Emma: maybe a receipt is good enough to upgrade a bank account, but a receipt is not a valid identification. At least here it's not
I searched with google. It says that the NIN is some kind of personal number you use at a bank to open an account or at other government institutions, is that what was on the receipt?
https://www.nimc.gov.ng/
And I think at the shipping company they're talking about this
https://touch.nimc.gov.ng/
Danni: That's what I don't know let see what he will send
Emma: ok
Danni: OK let me send you my ID that he reget
Emma: ok, let me see (and he sent the same slips as Birlic received)
I've seen it
It says that you will be informed when your National Identity card is ready. That's the card you'll need I think

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Our boy will be not so happy today. Laughing Laughing Laughing

10.45 - Claude to Danniboy, regarding "the identification" issue:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

I've been able to enter the Head's of the Department office and have exposed your case. The issue related to that receipt (slip) was studied also by my colleagues at the Legal Office and everyone concluded that the risk is too high to allow identification on the basis of a "precursor" paper to the official act. Nobody understands why you are not taking your National ID Card from the authority that issued that receipt.

Finally, I have managed to use the Internal Regulation and we can use the provision for people without identity (those homeless who sleep on the streets and who do not have a residential address or identity papers).
In their case, the so-called biometric identification is applied: various body photos (to see any particular signs: scars, tattoos, etc.).
Please check if your National ID Card has been issued and send me a scanned copy.
If not, then we will proceed to biometric identification and I will give you the necessary explanations (there is an exact and clear procedure).
We will have to solve this delicate issue of your correct identification as quickly as possible, otherwise delivery of the parcel will be impossible to do.


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Danni: HV sent it
OK
No problem
Now on bb I will always be online to get more details and I send them to you as well
Emma: ok. I'll be online, but I'm working, so can't respond quick sometimes
Danni: I understand

Danni to Emma (copied Claude's text in a message with the subject "is this real"
Quote:
Emma that guy Claude are you sure is not among the client of then cos I don't know what is after like is something else


Emma
Quote:
Cookie, what client are you talking about? Looks like he just wants to deliver the parcel and confirm you are the receiver

(clients from the massbait of course Laughing glad he didn't forget that yet)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

12.30 - Danniboy to Claude:
Quote:
Can I send soft copy or scanned copy now

Claude:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,
What soft copy/scanned copy are you talking about?
You've managed to finally get your National ID card, or it's about another official document?
Of course, if this is the case, then you can send a copy (a scanned one, or a clear picture).


Regards,
Claude

===

12.40 - It looks like our moron has that identity card, but he does not want to show it. Well, we'll see it! Laughing
Quote:
I get you pls hold

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12.56 - This moron sent me THE SAME shit paper (that slip)... but scanned by a scanner machine. Laughing Laughing Laughing
13.30 - Claude to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

What is this file? You already sent me these receipts (2 slips), yesterday.
- Enrollment Transaction Slip
- National Identification Number Slip

Both documents are provisional and can be used temporarily until the final document is ready: National Identity Card
In fact, the same thing is written on those slips.
"You will be notified when your National Identity Card is ready." - At the bottom of each receipt there are some information that helps you check the situation with that National Identity Card.

If you fail to get that document (National Identity Card), then we will be able to deliver it unconventionally, based on a biometric identification.
But we need to know this in advance, because the necessary photos need to be sent to the Headquarters and uploaded to the servers that authenticate the transactions.




Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

Obviously, our Danniboy is an idiot whose two-cell brain works anyway at 50% of the capacity.
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14.00 - Yeap, Danniboy strike again... Jesus, what a idiot! Laughing
Quote:
OK then, who is going to notify me?

Claude, full of patience and absolutely polite. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

It is your personal duty to inform and solicit relationships with competent authorities. You need to get in touch with them and ask.
You have all the necessary details written at the bottom of those receipts.
Our delivery agent will not be present to the delivery address, if you are unable to show your valid identity document. Or if your biometric photos are not loaded on our servers.


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

===

14.10 - Danniboy to Claude:
Quote:
How do I take those photos instead

and
Quote:
OK since I can't get those how can I make those photo I don't have tattoo's am just plain,already you have one


15.30 - Claude writes to Danniboy... we are already talking about his "biometric visualization" identification photos. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

I will send you a simple sketch, from which you have to understand the two required positions:
#1) With raised hands at the horizontal and feet close to each other,
and
#2) With your hands high above your shoulders and your legs away.

This specific position is called The Vitruvian Man (you can google it) and was imagined by the great scientist Leonardo DaVinci.
It is used in various studies related to ideal human proportions, in recognition of human movements in software programs and was even included in space-sent messages.

I need 6 pictures:
- 2 pictures from the front (those two positions: #1 and #2),
- 2 pictures from the side / lateral position (from the left side and from the right side),
- 2 photos from the back (those two positions: #1 and #2).

You do not have to be completely nude! I repeat, you must have a cloth or wrapped material around your hips!
The pictures must be very clear - so that any particular signs (scars, tattoo, any born sign) can be noticed.



Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Emma: how are you cookie?
Danni: BB
Emma: hi
Danni: Am just tired of same thing what the mean is I should mingle with high class people like chiefs etc to write under it and I can't so now they say it can't be delivered step 2 unless my biometric photo is with will be on their head office to locate me whatever
Maybe I should take the photos instead cos am just tired for what they need and I don't have
It's only normal with a parcel of high value that they need to be sure you're the one to receive it right?
Then why don't you talk and have been sending you the mail.
Emma: Because it's not my parcel, they're sending it to you and I'm not the one that sent it so why would they even listen to me, someone that has nothing to do with it?
Danni: What are you saying,like the work you doing is affecting you
Emma: what do you mean?
affecting me how?
Danni: You talk off key
Emma: ???
Danni: Now I don't have any body to stand I will use my self
Emma: Cookie, what do you mean? Stand how?
Danni: Now what I need is the official document
Emma: Yes, that's what I said earlier
Danni: Ley me see if the woman am working with will help I won't narrate the best I will just say a friend of mine is sending me iPhone and now is already getting closer now what I need help is an official document.. That can make it get to me let me try..
Emma: Ok, that's a good idea
Danni: Brb

Just go with the confusion and always praise when they bait themselves in the right direction Laughing

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One door closes - another door opens ..... Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he may be using English words, but he's sure not speaking English. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

18.00 - Another good news for our idiot:
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UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Leopold Sedar Senghor - Dakar/Senegal. We will keep you up to date.
_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
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Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

However, without precise identification, delivery will not take place. Right? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MorganleFay wrote:
Well, he may be using English words, but he's sure not speaking English. Laughing


Exactly. I'm getting used to it, but sometimes I don't understand half of what he's saying.

Emma: But cookie, if you don't have a national id card how are you even planning to travel? you told me months ago that you would get a passport
Danni: Do you think I have but no plastic dor..
So I can travel
Emma: but you said you would get one
so how will you be able to come here if you have no passport?
6:28 PM
Danni: How much did you send
I will get my passport.
How long did you think you get passport. Doesn't takes much to get it here You too are annoying...now you're doubting not your fault any way is with all this I put my self through.you can now open your mouth and say that how will I even travel.
Emma: You are the one saying everything takes long over there
Thank for calling me annoying when i only want you here
Danni: Don't worry as soon as I get the parcel I will come
Emma: How long does it take to get a passport?
Danni: Did you saw the mail I sent you
Emma: Yes
Danni: I will let you know what my mom and I is waiting fr let's get it and I keep u update.. With money everything will get fast
And what did you think about the mail cos I decide this..
Are u scared
Of sending me money
Emma: No. Not scared. I've sent it. I trust you
Danni: What is your opinion about what I sent to you
Emma: Sorry I have to go now
We'll talk later
Danni: Ok

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

10:49 PM
Emma: cookie where are you?
Danni: Am here
Emma: I've been waiting for long
Danni: Just coming back from football show
Emma: nice
Danni: What did you say about the mail
Emma: I didn't say anything yet
Danni: I sent you how they want me to take photos
Emma: I know
don't know what to say, you need to identify yourself and you say you don't have an id card. so what are the options?
Danni: And now the parcel have now arrive at Senegal... Can he stop it .....remaining two days now ...
Emma: I don't know, but he said you need to identify before you can get the parcel didn't he?
Danni: Yes the plastic they haven't call me to get is after years befr I can get it...
can't you call to ask about it?
Who I even told about it she was shock and said she never heard anything like..is after five years
Emma: the id you mean?
Danni: Yes,She said assuming I have the plastic one instead but now nothing then to take photos tomorrow morning she said she never go through this process befr I don't know why Lydia make use of this ....she called other two that are more better than them just that have forgotten their names
My ID link to my bank so why can't i
That's what she ask me first
I explain she shake her head
Emma: I don't know but what does that shipping company have to do with your bank?
Danni: Since theyhave my ID do you think if is wrong won't they track ....why are you acting like novice
Emma: Cookie, did I ever sent something to Nigeria before?
Danni: Ok, even my brother madam that just came back from UK when they brought her parcel her process was not like this she get her stuff in two weeks that's what everyone is complaining
Now is in Senegal getting closer
No body have seen such processing befr
Too long
Hard
Emma: don't you want to receive the parcel?
Danni: What do you want me to do the door of the lord is not close
Open always open favour...
Emma: I don't know what you're talking about
Danni: See that parcel is in Senegal I just wait.and see what happened
Go to your map and check how long it's
Emma: Ok, wait, let me see
Ok, I've seen it
Danni: Do you know Claude... Is this name among those client you gave back then remember... Cos I know this name... Is among that's why I ask you again..think check it again Claude
How LNG now
Emma: No, I don't have a client with that name
Danni: OK.then how is the map
How long now
Emma: Don't know how long, I just checked where senegal is
Danni: Let me also check you can't read map..not your job
You should be able to locacte me my location is on..
Emma: <angry emoji>
Danni: What is wrong with you
Emma: I'm not stupid
Danni: On your GPS your location
OK am stupid
Emma: my location is liverpool
yours is lagos
and you say I can't read maps, I'm not stupid
Danni: Not Lagos Nigeria
Emma: not?
where are you then?
Danni: Ogun state
Nigeria
Not Lagos Nigeria
What else do you want
Emma: That's smack dab right next to lagos, that's the same right?
Danni: Anyhow
Now they want to see my body
Emma: hmmm, I can't blame them
Danni: Why,I hav to wait since the parcel is now in Senegal I will hold on to see what's up
See that office document is illegal check it out...
Nobody want nonsense here.
Emma: That's the same everywhere
Danni: I won't give them my photo
Emma: ok
Danni: I have to be careful with those
Emma: You know best dear
Danni: I believe I will get it
Why will they ask this from me is nonsense
Emma: They should
Danni: <picture of the vitruvian man>
Sign of cultist
Emma: Funny cookie
Danni: Very bad,they said I should cover my hibs with short
Emma: of course, you wouldn't show the boonga to just anyone
Danni: They're mad if they
See am tired with all this
Serious
Emma: You'll be here soon
Danni: I don't know why she use those just to give me stress as if am playing you she did it intention
No p
Emma: No she doesn't think that. I've talked many times with her about you
Danni: OK
She should have find the easiest way
They hav more better ones...
Emma: Did you tell her before she sent it that you don't have an ID?
Danni: Lina.no what all am think is sending
But don't know anyway
Emma: don't know either, but I'm tired, going to bed
Danni: OK good night

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday

08.45
- Directly from the TSC web-servers... bad news. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
UPDATE: Package # ***5REMVTVFMO*** has been "frozen" and is in the temporary custody of our Senegal TSC office. For more details and additional information, please contact the Customer Care Department.
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Secure TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

Nothing from this moron, so TSC web-server sent him a new info-text:
Quote:
UPDATE for the Package # ***5REMVTVFMO***

Our Customer Care Manager is Mr. Claude Postumierre.

His e-mail address is: < snip >

The "frozen" status indicates legal problems with the correct identification of The Receiver.

_____________________________________
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Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

8:56 Danni forwarded the message to Emma, that the parcel is frozen

9:42 Emma to Danni
Quote:
What's going on cookie?


10:28 Danni to Emma (I missed this message for unknown reasons, or maybe because I was working)
Quote:
I don't know, why will they froze it


10:54 Emma to Danni
Quote:
Are you there? Did you contact that man from the shipping company? Why did they do this?


11:00 Danni
Quote:
I don't have the contact that's what am after....


12:08 Emma
Quote:
Then who is the one you spoke to about the identification?


12:13 Danni Rolling Eyes
Quote:
The GPS tracker notify me this

Quote:
Customer service


13:06 Emma
Quote:
You received messages the other day from someone that told you about identification cards and pictures. Write to him, maybe he can help

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

- Let me introduce you to Danniboy, so-called The Vitruvian Man. Laughing Laughing Laughing
- It's a good start, the idiot understands how to stay in the pictures... but the pictures have to be made out, in the sunlight.

Image
===

16.35 - Claude to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,
Yes, that's exactly what we need to be able to record your pictures on the visual identification servers.

There is only one issue related to the brightness of the photos. Why did you do it indoors (in the house)?
For the light to be excellent and for all the shadows and eventual private born-signs to be analyzed by the software, the pictures must be made in bright light. I mean, outside.
Please re-make them, in exactly the same sequence of movements, but be careful to be out (in the sunlight). The pictures can be taken anywhere: on the street, in the yard, somewhere outside the city. It does not matter as long as there is plenty of light outside.

If you manage to do it today, then we'll be able to unfreeze the package tonight.
Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Both,,of you should get a high job in MI5
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I cannot believe it L and B you got this pictures, my wife will laugh thank you,
BUY THE WAY HAVE YOU TWO APPLIED FOR THE NEW 007 job, did they say no, because we only employees nigeria lot
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

7:54 AM
Emma: Good morning cookie. Hope you slept well
Danni: LGood morning, no I didn't
Anna: What's wrong?
Danni: Looking into what's happening
Anna: What's happening?
10:50 AM
Danni: Don't know
I MASSAGE BACK TO THE GPS COMPANY TO SEND ME THIER COSTUMER CARE LINE TO TALK To
4:16 PM
Anna: OK GOOD. DID YOU EMAIL THAT EMAILADDRESS THEY GAVE YOU?
Danni: Hi,have already send him my photos
This what he want
<1 picture of his vitruvian man picture and one of his livingroom>
My body identification
6:09 PM
Anna: oooh nice! 😍
but why did he want a picture of your televison?
9:26 PM
Danni: YOU Don't UNDERSTAND
Is raining here madly
He said I shouldn't have take it in door that I should take outside
Anna: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT
Danni: WHATS IT THAT'S THE LASTEST I HEARD AFTER SENDING THOSE BUT HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY AND SEND IT.
Anna: OK I'M GLAD, THEN YOU'LL HAVE THE PARCEL SOON AND CAN COME HERE
Danni: Of course
Anna: so you made the pictures outside in the rain as well?
Danni: No befr the rain this evening when I came back from work
Anna: outside or inside?
Danni: OUTSIDE
Anna: OK GOOD
Danni: Ha....love you
Anna: love you too cookie
Danni: Amen
Miss cookie
Anna: Cookie the preacher
Danni: Miss cookie the minister
Halleluyah
OH BB
HOW'S yr WORK today
Anna: work was good. only one annoying clients, most were good
Danni: Ok, hop no p by the way
Anna: no propblems
Danni: Ok
Hop you're adding body
Anna: soon, when you're here. you can see the difference yourself and say how you like it
Danni: I want to see the shape from your waist down so I can hold it well when am working
Ok
Jesus Christ am blushing
Anna: you have me speechless ☺
Danni: Lol
Why
Anna: because you have me imagining all kinds of naughty things now
Danni: What Dave say is the fact
Have
Anna: what did dave say?
Danni: No I wrote is what I said is true
Anna: oh, ok
Danni: You know if am working you give me change your style
You know it well
Anna: of course cookie
Danni: You see we are both hot who will win now
Anna: I think we both will
Danni: I can't let you win me
Yes but one must pass one when two master's meet fighting kujanjan on bed one must give up
And if I don't gik it well who will?
Anna: haha
I give up, you're the master
I'll win anyway
Danni: No we havnt play our match yet till then next fixture cookie vs miss cookie
I like your challenge
Then you will feel the sweetness and no one will help you
Anna: haha ok, as you wish
Danni: Thank you Jesus
Anna: The name is Emma
Danni: Lol I will play well on that day of our match
And you will smile
Anna: I'll do a lot more than smile cookie, and you too
Danni: Yes bb
Love u
Anna: love you too
Danni: ARE YOU LYING ON YOUR BED
Nothing I just felt so
Nothing to worry about
Anna: No, not on bed, but I will soon
Danni: LIK AM LYING MY HEAD ON YOUR LAP
I this that's nice
Anna: yes it is and soon its real
Danni: Smile's
Anna: I'm going to bed and dream of you
Danni: Love bb have a wonderful marvellous miracle dream
Good night
Anna: haha, you too cookie

Imagine this chat with a ton of friggin gay emojis from both of us.

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL! Laughing Laughing Laughing

The Vitruvian Man #2

Yesterday (later evening) Danniboy sent to Claude some new photos... without any words. Twisted Evil

Image

- Well, theoretically, I should ask for other pictures... these are just some unclear and blurred photos.
- Basically, what we really want is to send our idiot on the Safari trip. Right?... so, I'll accept these pictures and I'll move his package close to him. He will be happy, I think. Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

07.00 - His parcel is unlocked. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Kotoka International Airport - Accra/Ghana. We will keep you up to date.
_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
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Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

07.28 - Half an hour later, Claude wrote to Danniboy... yeah, the parcel will reach his destination as soon as possible BUT we need another pictures till the end of the day. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
Dear Danniboy, good morning to you!

Your parcel has been unlocked and is now on its way to you. Theoretically, in the next 2-3 days, they should reach their final destination.
Please re-make the last photos and send them to me by the end of the day. The ones you sent now are unclear, blurry and the picture quality is not good enough.

As you sent them, they will not be accepted for software processing program and we should be able to prevent another freezing of the transport. Okay?

Please carefully check the new pictures that you will send: they must be extremely clear and of good quality.
Please send them to me by the end of the day, so that we can allow the parcel to reach the penultimate destination before you.


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

===

11.25 - We have the new version of The Vitruvian Man (#3, the nigerian variant). Laughing Laughing Laughing

Image

11.45 - Claude, to our moron... everything is okay. Yet! Laughing
- On the day of delivery, we will need another set of similar pictures Laughing ... for "comparison" (so does the software for recognizing people). Laughing
Quote:
Dear Danniboy, I received your last set of pictures. I confirm this!
Everything is fine now and I think the quality of the photos is sufficient for the visual identification software program to be able to process the necessary calculation algorithms.

I hope today, or tomorrow at the latest, the parcel will reach the final destination.
You will be contacted by our local manager of the TSC branch who lead the delivery team and you will establish (together) the exact day and time of the delivery.
In case of biometric identification, the procedure requires another set of photos to be sent to the central server at the time of delivery.
Basically, you'll have to do another set of pictures (the same positions) to send to me in the day of delivery.
The computer analyzes the two sets of photos (today's and those on the day of delivery) and confirms the "precise & exact identity of the Receiver".

Our courier will hand over the parcel and you will just sign a document certifying that the package is intact and sealed.


This is all! There are no any extra costs for you! I hope everything is clear for you and I hope you will remain our client in the future.
If you have any questions, do not hesitate to tell me!

Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

===

16.00
- Another good news for our Danniboy... his parcel reached Parakou, in Benin. Laughing
Quote:
UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Parakou Airport - Benin. We will keep you up to date.
_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
Secure TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

- Tomorrow I will move his package to Niamey-Niger. Twisted Evil
- Sunday is day-off at the warehouse, so the work will only be resumed on Monday morning. Laughing
- I'm sure our dear Danniboy will have a great weekend! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not much today. I was online when he wasn't and probably vice versa. Usually he's online in the evening, now he's not, and I'm not sticking around to wait this evening

8:41 AM
Emma: Good morning cookie, how is your day?
10:31 AM
Danni: Hi dear how are you doing
Emma: Hi, I'm fine
Danni: My mail is having problem to send
oh, what's the problem?
Danni: Over an hour now don't know just sending for long but havnt delivered
Emma: do you have network?
stupid question. of course you do or we couldnt be chatting now
Danni: Yes there's maybe is from my mail
Emma: I don't know
here gmail works fine
Danni: I dont know what's wrong with my mail
ALREADY SENT NOW
12:18 PM
Emma: Oh so it works again?
4:37 PM
Danni: Yes now you got my mail
8:26 PM
Emma: Yes and I responded

We'll see how he feels when the parcel ends up in Niger and he can't reach claude. Laughing

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

20.50 - Claude to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy, do you receive my previous message? Please, read the message below.
Everything is ok, your parcel will reach the final destination tomorrow

21.58 - Danniboy to Claude:
Quote:
Yes I read your massage, thank you I will do as you said on the day of the delivery...

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lock on the gate is not good for the parcel delivery purposes, take photos again with no metal item near the scammer
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not a personal note from danniboy, he only forwarded the message from Claude when he received it. Emma is not online on messenger for a while, because she's supposed to be traveling for the story with her other fiancee right now.

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Saturday

08.10
- A good weekend start with a good news. Right?
Quote:
Dear client Danniboy,
- Your package from Liverpool (tracking number ***5REMVTVFMO***) has been delivered to your nearest sorting facility: Niamey, Niger.
- With the tracking number you can check your parcel online, in real time, on our company website.

CUSTOM NOTE:
- The list of the contents of the package, as it appears in the Customs Declaration: 1 MacBook Pro, 2 IPhones XS

SPECIAL NOTE:
- Final destination delivery is not possible due to invalid delivery address (suspended license).
- Parcel has been placed on hold at our High Secure Facility (TSC warehouse) in Niamey, Niger.
- It can be picked up during regular business hours, Monday through Saturday.
- For delivery details, please contact our Regional Manager in Niger: Mr. Qesha Kauni < snip >.

ADDITIONAL NOTE:
- Insured parcels require signature in addition to valid and proper identification.
- All parcels are held 45-days at our Sort Facility.
- Non-recieval of parcel voids any warranty of delivery and the legal provisions regarding the abandonment of the package will come into force.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude Postumierre,
Customer Care Manager
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Danni will be a happy lad real soon Laughing

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Ohh, yeah! No doubt here! Laughing Laughing Laughing

08.50 - Directly from the TSC Servers, to our dear lad:
Quote:
UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Diori Hamani Airport - Niamey / Niger. You will be contacted by our local manager.

______________________________________________
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===

Let's the fun begin! Laughing Laughing Laughing

09.55 - Danniboy writes to my local Niger manager (Mr. Qesha):
Quote:
Hello sir, I receive a massage concerning my percel.pls what's is the problem delaying.

15 minutes later, my good Mr. Qesha responds to our boy:
Quote:
Mr. Danniboy, As Salamu Alaykum!
I just received an email from our Headquarter about the parcel number # ***5REMVTVFMO***.
In about 35-45 minutes I'll get to the office and I'll check my correspondence. I will be able to confirm all of your shipping data.
To pick up the package you will need to identify yourself with the valid document whose copy must be in our records.
The opening hours of the High Security Facility are Monday - Friday 08.00-18.00 and Saturday 10.00-16.00.
Our warehouse is located near the Diori Hamani international airport, on the N1 road in the Niamey Industrial Zone.

It is properly signposted and many signposting panels on the street allow easy access by car to the Cargo area.


Mash'Allah!
Qesha Kauni / TSC / Niger Regional Manager


- Our plan is to present the situation in Niger in such a way that Danniboy accepts the Benin solution as extremely advantageous for him.
- I mean, we want him to accept Benin, instead of Niger!
Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

10.16 - Danniboy to local Niger manager Mr. Qesha:
Quote:
I will be in touch looking for ward to hear from you.

10.28 - His two-cell brain starts to understand the reality. Laughing
Quote:
All my shipping data is in the record pls check my location is not in not in niger, my identity is in Lagos Ogun state that's where live

===

10.42 - The situation is clear:
- the package arrived in Niamey... the contents are intact.
- the Abuja branch was closed, so no deliveries can be made to Nigeria! Bad luck for our lad. Laughing
- the idiot is forced to take over the parcel from Niger (later, we will present Benin as a much better alternative).

Niger Manager Qesha writes to Danniboy:
Quote:
Salam Mr. Danniboy!
I want to take the opportunity to come back to you with the promised details:

- Package: # ***5REMVTVFMO*** (arrived from Liverpool/UK, today, April 06, 2019),
- Sender: Rev. Paul *** - Liverpool - United Kingdom,
- The Sender Address: ******, Liverpool, UK,
- Recipient (The Receiver): Mr. Danniboy,
- The Receiver Address (there is a real mess on the package file): ****** City: opic estate, State: Ogun state, Country: Nigeria
- Mr. Danniboy's phone number: 08078755***, 08023702***
- The package is declared to be HVC type (High Value Content) and the insurance fee has been paid.
- The declared contents of the package: "ELECTRONIC APPLIANCES".
- The Sender has paid the transport and handling fees and also customs fees.
- The Receiver has no other costs. It is enough to sign the papers and take over the package.
- The delivery deadline is May 20, 11.30AM local time.

Delivery is not possible in Nigeria because of the cancellation of our operating license.
The authorities in Abuja have suspended TSC in Nigeria and are now being re-authorized.
Nobody knows how long this operation can take, it's about bribery and bureaucracy.
So, you have to come to Niamey. Please let me know 24 hours before the day you want to come here to pick up your parcel.

I take care of deliveries all over the Niger and sometimes I have to accompany an important transport.

Masha Allah! Qesha

===

More fun with the moron... our boy is not happy. Twisted Evil

11.13 - Danniboy to Claude:
Quote:
Mr Claude the parcel arrive in Niger, which is very far from me now the local manager in charge of Niger email to me. that it can't get to me,that the TSC is not allowed in Nigeria..I have to come naimey to get my parcel,I now have to travel there to get it if so you ask for the last picture and I have to take that and send to you befr I go so there will no problem..am I OK like to here from you

11.22
Quote:
Travelling there will cost me alot,

11.23
Quote:
There must be other way

Laughing Laughing Laughing

11.50 - Claude, to our moron.
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

Yeah, it's an unpleasant and embarrassing situation for the company. Normally, our TSC Liverpool subsidiary should not have accepted to take over your parcel.
It is impossible for us to deliver in Nigeria, perhaps for a period of at least 6 months (if not more).

I do not know what to say, especially because today is Saturday and I have no one here to talk to. On Monday morning I'll go to the Chief of our Customer Care Department and ask for a "compensatory payment" (it is about CASH payments, dedicated to solve "delicate issues" with unhappy customers). I hope you understand what I'm talking about!
I will be able to arrange for the Niger local manager to settle all your expenses (transport, accommodation, food, etc.).


Regarding visual identification, there is no problem.
I'll send the first set of pictures to our local manager, and you'll have to do some more when you get there in Niamey.

According to the Company's Regulations, you have 45 days before the deadline. So there is no rush!
Please make some of the cost calculations and send me an total amount to cover all of your various expenses.
We will not ask for supporting documents (invoices or receipts), but I will need a written report by you about the total amount that you will receive.
You will receive the money in Niamey, from our local manager, when the parcel delivery is completed.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

===

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FRI 8:26 PM
Emma: Yes and I responded
(half an hour later)Where are you cookie?
I'm going to bed early, was hoping to hear from you
Danni: (just minutes after I logged off) Why are you
What's wrong
Too early
Bb
Bb
Bb
Bb

1:49 PM
Emma: hi cookie how are you today?
Danni: Am fyn but this people are getting it worse for is their fault they should have told Lydia that they can't send it to Nigeria instead of them having it in Niger final destination... Hasn't cross to Nigeria the parcel is in Africa not Nigeria Niger i s a state in Africa... Now they want me to come over there which is dangerous.
Let assumed they told Lydia this she will look fr another better one that will send without issue now see the stress have been going through
Very very far
Emma: Wait, back up, from the start please
What's going on?
Danni: Check your mail (finally he forwarded the messages he received)
Emma: ok, wait
Danni: Like you will inform Lina as well this is nonsense.
I've read it
Emma: You can contact Lina about it, I will only see her tomorrow
Danni: OK then I can't go there is after Nigeria
And too risky on land
I was thinking I can go but I don't think so
Emma: I don't even know where it is, but why is it not safe?
Please try to contact lina and see what she can do for you
Danni: But can't they handle it to other company that have privilege to move in Nigeria...
I think they should
Emma: I don't know. I have no idea about how things in africa are done. Can't you ask them?
Please contact lina first



Quote:
Hello sister Lina,how's your day and how's reverend hop he's fine now.
pls I have an issued on ground about the parcel,is now in Africa niger but they say that it can't get to Nigeria pls I will send you the massage he sent me and after I massage Claude that is too far from me after Nigeria, And what he said....



Danni: I have to go that is all it
Any way let's see what's cames out
Emma: have to go where?
Danni: He just make it simple when he knows that I will go there .
Emma: Cookie, speak clearly, I don't understand what you're saying now
Danni: Am I speaking Latin or what do you mean as you can see now am not in good mood.
What's it now
Emma: Yes I can see

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