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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Early friday morning. Lina to Danni
Quote:
Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for submitting your forms. I wasn't in the office yesterday, so I couldn't respond earlier. I will give them to reverend Grahyam and he'll let us know when he's done reviewing this.

Blessed be your soul.
Lina Hollycraft


FRI 8:48 AM
Sven: Hi how's your neck
FRI 2:02 PM
Anna: A little better
how are you today?
Danni: Where are you
Did you check your mail
Anna: I'm at work. Yes I checked it
Danni: OK,hop you ok
U kinda silent
Hop I should leave
Anna: Sorry working
Danni: leave to where?
I mean not to disturb you
Anna: Oh I see
FRI 10:03 PM
Danni: IYAWO
You can't even say hi
Anna: cookie, you weren't online
Danni: OK now I am
Was up
Anna: nothing, just relaxing now
how was your day?
Danni: Fyn
Anna: work again?
Danni: No today no
Haven't get any massage
Maybe is not accepted or what do you think
Anna: but you forwarded that message to me
Danni: Yes I did how long will it takes fr him to read that OK no p if so
Anna: Don't know, I never been through this process before.
I brought in mine and a few days later after service he told me it was ok, but he needed to compare both our answers
Danni: What's he comparing
Together
Anna: if there are major differences between our forms.
Danni: Our answers I see
Anna: But I don't think we need to fear for that
Danni: Did I say
That
Normally our answers can't be same
No matter what
Anna: Of course not. But he's aiming at compatibility
Danni: Hmmmm,your pastor is a professor I think
Did they know about your ex
Anna: Yes, but we didn't get married in this church. I joined after our marriage, my ex didn't
Danni: Where did you get married
Anna: Netherlands
Danni: Huh you guys are from Holland
Anna: yes, you knew I am right?
or did you forget?
Danni: OK,from Holland you came to England both
Of you to stay
Anna: yes
Danni: The house you stay now is where you guys live befr you seperate
Anna: no, I never want to set foot in that house again
Danni: You guys bought a house
Anna: Yes
Danni: Their will be issue if he see me
Anna: I haven't seen him in a long time, so I don't think so
Danni: But now what do you think if he me
Anna: I don't know. I think he moved on by now
Danni: Move on how
Anna: with his life
Danni: Your friend hr pregnanted
Anna: please stop talking about my ex. It makes me sad
Danni: Ok
Ok
Your church says they want to help you from your past
Now I did what they need
Want
Anna: Yes I know. And I told them what happened, but I don't want to keep talking about it
Danni: Ok
Anna: I'm glad you did, and I'm sure when he's done with the forms we'll hear it. Or he'll tell me on sunday
Danni: OK,but I just don't want any trouble about him in future
Anna: I know, me either
Danni: I hop he might have read it
Anna: Don't worry cookie
Danni: I don't know what he will say about my form good or bad ,I havnt married befr and don't know much about itbut idea's
Anna: I don't know either, but it's to see if we're a good match and I don't doubt that
Danni: What if we didn't ,what will you do
Anna: convince him
Danni: OK let see.
Good bb
But am not smiling
Let hear what happened
Anna: what happened?
Danni: Nothing
Anna: Oh, I thought you meant something happened and you weren't happy
Danni: No,I just need reply but is ok
Anna: I understand. Me too
I'm hoping for sunday
Danni: OK you need him one on one
Anna: no, email is fine too, but I'll ask him anyway if I see him on sunday
Danni: OK
Anna: I'm going to bed. I'tired
Danni: OK
Good night
Anna: you too cookie
Danni: Bye
Where are you going tomorrow
Anna: meeting a friend in Manchester
Danni: I'll be there all day
OK good luck
Anna: what's your plan?
Danni: Chat me there
Don't know yet
Anna: Goodnight
Danni: Let tomorrow comes

SAT 9:26 AM
Danni: HOW YOU
9:54 PM
Anna: hi
Danni: Hi
Anna: how are you?
Danni: Not fine
Anna: what's wrong?
Danni: What do you think will happen, you left since yesterday fine you told me ..but you can't even say I when you back.no p am fine
Anna: I just did
Danni: You good right
Anna: I just said Hi and I just came back
Anna: ok
goodnight
Danni: Since yesterday, OK fine you started with your pride no problem every where good
Since I can't talk you and ask again no problem am not they type of guy
That just keep quit
Anna: what do you want me to say? I said exactly what you wanted to hear but it's not good enough for you to hear the truth, so I don't know
Danni: You told me you're not going to be around through out yesterday OK I had and told I expected you to chat me after service but you don't that what am asking of ...what's the matter.fine,fine no lele
Everywhere good thank you.hop you have your day enjoy throughout
Anna: my friend invited me to stay and I did and i tried to contact you but I couldn't connect to the network. Very nice of you to assume the worst of me instead of just ASKING what happened like a NORMAL human being would
THANK YOU
Danni: No worries you say your mind. Everywhere good
Am not human
Anna: I didn't say that
Danni: That's what you mean
I know words if some one say that to me I observe and bring out the meaning that's it no problem is normal for you to say such
Skip this issue
What I know now you good, right fine and nice to hear that
Anna: the issue of you just accusing me without asking what's going on? Nice. Thank you
You like to accuse and fight before even asking and I don't like
that
Danni: Me
God you never understand me all this years
Anna: yes you
Danni: That is not the right thing from you maybe you think you're right let me tell
You
Things like that happens first thing you do as we re far from each other....
Anna: so first thing you do is get angry and accuse...
Danni: NO
Wait listen
ok, yes, you do but it's not good
Anna: yes boss
Danni: Am talking
So you let me
You won't let me
See lady
Have not be happy all day kind of worried ,As you say hi I reply not happy you should know what next you do is to say oh Darling is not what you think have been trying to reach u but no network don't be angry as a wife I know you might
Say something like that...
And I will feel relax
You don't know how to make such thing I will teach you.
That's just the jek point a man loves so much in a woman
Even if you went out stay long I can't be reach you just come house sit on my lap Darling
Explain make him smile that's how good life is
By this junction I rest my case
That's what I have to tell you ..
Am done
With the word
Talk am not your master god is
So talk
Anna: ok boss
Danni: Why are you calling me that bb life is experience
Hop you get
It
Anna: Hi
Good evening
Hope you're ok
Danni: No
Anna: Have you eaten
Danni: No
Is OK
Bb
Anna: I tried to contact you this weekend but had no connection, hope you were not too worried
Danni: I teach you more bb
Anna: the plans were changed and my friend invited me to stay longer and I did
but couldn't tell you
Danni: Ok
When with yoi
You
Anna: Hope you weren't too miserably withering away
It's not what you think
don't be angry
Danni: No problem, did you go to church
You don't
No problem
Anna: oh my dear intended husband to be, I just told you where I was this weekend, but it was all in vain because in spite of the information given you ask me a question to which you could've known the answer in the rare case you paid serious attention to my ever so serious words
Danni: I know I was thinking maybe you pass by
To the church
Of course I understand your word
No worry
Anna: hallelujah
Danni: Meaning... Bb
Amen
Anna: my words aren't falling on deaf ears. makes me happy cookie
Danni: Is it a good news
Or what
Anna: I'd think so
Danni: Can you pls tell me
Anna: If I wanted to speak without anyone ever listening to my words I'd go be teacher in kindergarten, but not when speaking with my intended husband ok (I work with a lot of kids that age and to be honest, they listen better than this lad... or any lad)
Danni: OK still don't know the sup now
Just type it slowly
I won't ask you again...
Anna: it
oh, sorry that wasn't slowly
i
t
.
s
l
o
w
l
y
more better?
Danni: Did you hear from him or her
Anna: yes of course i was with her all weekend and she was happy you're coming to england soo
Danni: Are you kidding me no Wonder you're playing with me I know
Anna: no. I told you I was with my friend all weekend
Danni: I don't get you
You meet her too Lina
Anna: Of course
Danni: Explain what I need to know well
And you didn't go to church
Anna: I went to her church today
Danni: Ok
Now I understand what of your pastor
Did you see him as well
Anna: no, because she goes not to the same church
Danni: Wait what do you mean, not the same church.. Is she not the secretary that send me the form
Now am seeing it like...
Anna: no of course she's not
Danni: Haha
You're not telling the truth just say your mind and I will know my warrant
Don't keep or hide anything
Not accepted right
Anna: I didn't hide anything, I told you everything
Danni: Is different
Now
Anna: what is
Danni: Who's is the person happy that am coming
Your friend or Lina
What are even doing am talking to you
Anna: me of course
Danni: and them both
Who's them
Thank you very much
Anna: my friend and Lydia of course
Danni: You're making it looks like a lie now to me why the way you reply like you thinking what to say that's not true
Anna: what's not true?
Danni: The way you do
Frustrating me one some that I need to know maybe you don't want to tell me
Anna: huh? I'm answering all you're quesitons, while I'm folding some laundry
Danni: OK you should have told me earlier
Why don't you do that tomorrow is late
Anna: because I have to work tomorrow cookie
Danni: OK
Anna: But I didn't sleep very well last night, so I'm going to bed now
Danni: You look tried
OK good night kiss
Bye sleep well
Anna: <kiss emoji>
Danni: <kiss emoji>
Soon you have it real
Anna: can't wait for that day

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

9:09 Lina to Danni
Quote:
Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

I hope you had a nice weekend. Unfortunately I didn't receive your reply to the last email that I've sent you.
Late Friday evening Reverend Greenham was hospitalized due to a severe pneumonia, so he wasn't yet able to review your form. I was hoping it was possible for you to make a video statement declaring about your love for Emma and how you want to serve the Lord through marriage, obeying his command by trying to have a big family. Just summarize the things you have written on the form. It would be more easier for Reverend Greenham to look at that when he'll be a little recovered instead of reading the extensive forms and you and Emma wouldn't have to wait so long for us to proceed.
Please pray for God to reach out His mighty hand and bless our dear Reverend with His healing powers.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Monday morning Emma also received a message from Lina concerning the reverend's health and forwarded that to danni
And today it proved again why this lad is so funny when he's angry. Hissing like a cat, but tell him you only wanted to send him $25.000 and he's all ears again.

Mon. 21:55 Danni to Lina
Quote:
Yes, sorry for that just waiting to hear the last from him but now he's ill,lord will strengthen him heal him


MON 9:36 PM
Danni: I got a massage from Lina corcerning your reverned that he is in bad health and cant read my massage,THAT SHE WAS HOPING IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE A VIDEO ON ALL WHAT I WROTE ON THE FORM WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE AND I CAN'T YOU ARE ALL KIDDING ME
Why.........
Am exhausted...with this
But how come this shouldn't be
Fuck up
Emma: Wait, what? Can you send it to me please?
Did you get my message from this morning
Good evening cookie, how are you, hope you're ok, have you eaten, how was work. I'm sorry I'm late, hope you were not worried
Danni: No p.just what I saw
Yes I got yours this morning
Check your mail
Emma: I've seen it now. She just asks that to be able to make the payment more quicker. To watch a video he doesn't need to be completely recovered, but reading the forms will be more exhausting, so she only asks this for our convenience
Danni: I don't know about that
what do you think?
I Can't
Like this getting out of hand am not insterested
Emma: it's getting out of hand because reverend greenham is having pneumonia?

3:10 AM
Danni: See me am just tired now.
Some one else have to continue it like lina
Is oik am wasting my time
How long now
There's no way he can continue maybe she can continue..

9:05 AM
Emma: Cookie, she's a secretary, not a reverend
Danni: Demn OK we have to wait again till he recover
Emma: Or, you just make a video and it'll be quicker
It's your choice cookie, I just don't want to delay things
Danni: Oh,god
My choice means if I like
Emma: I mean it is your decision to make the video like she requested, or don't do it and wait longer to be with me
Danni: I see
Now am I the one delaying things you said it that I am
Emma: No I am not saying you are delaying, I'm just saying it is your choice now
Danni: Jezz,see what have put myself through me .,
Emma: What's that? Filling out 2 forms and make a picture. Any idea how many hours I've spent trying to get the money to you?
Danni: First one was wrong ways
Talking to my self
Fuck
Emma: what was wrong?
Danni: Angry
Emma: I'm not angry
Danni: I know you don't ,you don't bother not you fault
Just.
Emma: just what cookie?
Danni: Don't worry
Don't know
<strange gif image>
Emma: what's that?
Danni: He's buzzing. Swelling see am tired you guys process ing is too much
Have sent that befr he fall sick.
Emma: Yes, I'm sure reverend Greenham planned to get pneumonia
Danni: So and you said you trust him
Now left for you
Emma: No it's not, I have no influence now, you know that
Danni: If you like sleep flattered, what are you going to do
Making that video is a lie
Nothing happen to him is fake
I don't believe
I can see this insnt possible anymore like they're playing you and me no time keep waiting for long ...
You trust on him now see
What is happening
Just tell me this
Emma: why would they lie about him being in the hospital?
Danni: OK look at it is been some days after sending the form now story while couldn't he read it befr
Mictheeeeew
Hissing
Emma: I can see that mister cookie cat
I don't know. Maybe he has more to do
Danni: Am not smiling Emma,what's more you just don't take it personal after sending him the money you don't check on my behalf anyway is not your fault is your money
Am wasting time here killing myself
Emma: Huh? What do you expect me to do?
Danni: Waiting all day and night
Emma: I told you, he promised to send it, but he has to review the forms. To make it easier and quicker lina requested for this. So if you don't want to be waiting all day and night, you can change thta
Danni: Your church even making it longer
Right now you are
Good I like that.
You said your mind
No p
I will show you that you're not god
Bet me
Emma: I know I'm not
Danni: I will
Emma: If I was we'd be together long ago
Danni: I like your challenge given me boldness to do otherwise.
No p
Emma: what do you mean?
I'm not challenging you at all
Danni: I personal
Nonsense
Emma: no, truth
Danni: What?
Emma: that I am not challenging you
Danni: Shit
why say that?
You should know how I feel
Right now
Emma: Yes I know, you're not happy
Danni: Have been waiting to hear from her ever since I re send the form now is to bring me bad news
Emma: I know. ๐Ÿ˜ž It's so sad. I'm worried about him
Danni: You hospital over there is good they should know how to make him recover on tim
Mictheeeeeew
Do he has that sickness befr now
Hey
Emma: My name is Emma not hey
thank you
Danni: Emma
Answer me
Emma: What was the question?
Danni: Did he have that sickness befr
Emma: I don't know. Don't think so
Danni: Then why now
I don't get
Emma: I don't know
I just pray he recovers
Danni: Haha yes that's it
But what might have be the cause
So you don't hear anything if I don't tell you
Emma: If you don't tell me what?
Danni: What happened to him
Emma: I heard it started as a common cold, but it got worse
Danni: But this shouldn't turn into pneumonia
I think
Emma: I don't know, I'm not a doctor
I have some work to do cookie
we'll talk later
Danni: Ok
Still here
Oh but not still happy
12:52 PM
Emma: I know ๐Ÿ˜ž Sad too
Danni: He will recover
Emma: how do you know
?
Danni: What's wrong with you
What's the meaning of this ?
Don't worry
Emma: Nothing wrong with me. I'm just worried about reverend Grayham. If and when he'll recover and that it's taking longer again for you to be here.
Danni: What do you want me to do
Emma: Can't say that, you'll be angry with me
Danni: Better
Emma: What's better?
Danni: You can't tell me
Emma: I don't understand
Danni: That's how your lawyer recover so he will
Emma: Yeah, but he had a concussion, that's not as severe
I wish you just do as she asked so you can be here soon, but you won't and please don't be angry that I said this
Danni: You know what
Emma: No I don't know if you don't tell me
Danni: Even if I did what next now,how's he going to send it on sick bed
Emma: He's not going to send it, that's Lina's job, but he's the one to give permission
Danni: Hmm I see
How much is the money
Emma: I didn't remember the amount you needed so I made it $25,000 so mom will be taken care of also until she comes here
Danni: Becos of my bank.
Emma: That's enough right?
Danni: You can't just send money to me without detail
Ok
Let me see
Emma: See what?
Danni: Let me check in naira
Emma: ok
Danni: You can also check it yourself
Emma: 9000000 says google
Danni: Yes is OK thank you
Thank you
Emma: Ok, I'm glad, wasn't completely sure anymore
Danni: Maybe I will try make the video today.
Emma: Thank you love
Danni: Why
Emma: because if you do we don't have to wait so long to be together of course
Danni: Yes we don't have to
Emma: I'm glad we don't
<some emojis were exchanged>
Danni: Yes bb
Love you too
Lol bb I will soon move to see mom now but first I will make the video..... Befr. Go
Chat you later
Emma: say hi to mom from me

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He certainly did cheer up mighty quickly, didn't he?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Emma: I didn't remember the amount you needed so I made it $25,000 so mom will be taken care of also until she comes here

and
Quote:
Danni: I will soon move to see mom now but first I will make the video...

Muhahahahaha!
I think Danni is ready to receive an extremely valuable package. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That sudden change in attitude was very funny

Danni: Bb men I haven't still get it
All am doing is not good breaking
Any way I will make use of the for I will read it out from the form
Anna: Oh, I think that's fine as well
9:19 PM
Danni: OK
Anna: How is mom?
Danni: She's fyn she said I should greet you
Anna: nice of her
Danni: Befr I sleep to night I will do as I say....
The video
Anna: Are you sure there is enough light?
Danni: Yes
Anna: ok, good
Danni: Wow bb how was your day
Today
Anna: It was ok
did you work again today?
Danni: No maybe tomorrow but can't tell
Anna: So what did you do today?
Danni: Nothing than just chat with you today when you at work
Anna: I always like that
Danni: Lol
Lady
Likening
What are you doing
Anna: nothing, just relaxing
Danni: Ok
Which am there
But soon
Anna: really soon now. Wish you were here as well
I don't like being alone
Danni: Me too
Just be with you
Why you sitting on my lap
That's reminds me
Anna: reminds you of what?
Danni: While we Africans are different from you white do you know
Anna: sounds like a trick question
Danni: No is what you white claim
Alot
Anna: claim what?
Danni: OK here in Nigeria if they have a family. The kids is owned by the father while yours is owned by the mother
Why
Is it that
Way
We all know father is the head of the family
Anna: Her they're owned by both
Danni: Mostly owned by the mother over there
Anyway just asking saying no p
That's thats
Back to business
Anna: makes sense, the mother carried them for 9 months and has to feed them even longer
Are you planning to have kids and then take them away from me?
Danni: Hmm am saying
You think awkward
Why would i
Anna: because you talk about owning kids. that's strange
Danni: Now I get your point no this just a debate
Am asking while
Can't I ask questions again
OK I won't ask questions again from you
Anna: sure you can ask questions
Danni: I would rather ask some one else or
Google
Anna: Can't I?
Danni: You keep accusing me
Like
Anna: No, I asked you a question
Danni: I have bad mission on you
Of course you can,When I get to mom place she told me she can't sleep at night
Anna: why not? What is wrong with her?
Danni: Just thinking
Anna: about what?
Danni: She just feel wick she have some debt to pay
But don't worry
Anna: You said the shop was doing good
Danni: Yes what do you want me to say I have to change things around her and she will leave area after I left to get new house
Anna: why? She doesn't need to stay there long, she'll come to england as well
Danni: Yes she will after
But is good too stay far change environment
Anna: I dont'understand
Danni: I want her to change environment
Befr she come
This area is not a good place too many bad people
Anna: Oh, now I understand. Can't you bring her here immediately when you come here?
Danni: Is that what you want.
Anna: Cookie, whatever you think is best, I just want you here and I want her safe
You know best
Danni: Me just thinking of the money that I need to work to get that
Anna: her traveling you mean?
Yes
Anna: Is what I send not enough for both your traveling?
Danni: Well if is what you want she will come.bb
Bb
You know what
Let me come first
Anna: Like I said, you know best
Danni: After all my processing to come I will then know how much is remaining
Anna: Ok
Danni: ok
Did you know my plan for her
Anna: No I didn't, only that you wanted to bring her to us in england after some time
Danni: The remaining money I want her to look for safety place to stay befr she will come.
Yes you're right
Anna: That's what I hoped you'd do with it
Danni: Am she don't have to stress her self
So when you deliver to bouncing baby twins
She will come and take care of them for us
Anna: yes, that's so nice. she'll teach me everything
Danni: And besides we are going to Holland when I arrive I want to see your grand
Yes of cause
Anna: Yes we will, she wants to meet you
Danni: Wow,the word you told me she said when she saw my pic I still remember them,jentle handsome guy
Anna: Ah, yes but you are
Danni: No wonder you don't want me to go ...the way I do to you.like you never seen
Is good any way have been watching your moves over me
So nice
Nice job
Anna: my moves?
Danni: Yes you don't get
How you want me there
Running here and there for me
Anna: Of course I want that
Danni: Just to get cookie
Anna: There are cookies here, but not as special as you
Danni: To England
Wow,tell me something
Bb
I think they will smarter then i
Anna: who?
Danni: Any just saying
I walk all day to her shop just cause to fit a little
Cos I don't train for long
You know what I mean
Anna: Yes I know
Danni: Am not fit,just want to get fit
Anna: You will get back to training soon enough
Danni: Ok,love....You look a bit tired you're free to go to bed if you,work all day no easy
Are you
Anna: A little
Danni: Bb OK I don't want to stress you would you like to rest of later
For me I still have work to do you know
Befr I sleep
Anna: Yes, I know. I'll leave you to it
Danni: Oh no
Not now
You must rest befr i
Ok
Anna: ok. I will
Danni: Alright there

And some lovey emoji's

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilic and linoline are getting ready with a safari hat on, I cannot wait, thanks gents for making me laugh on this thread, keep up with good work
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Starting monday Birlic will be ready to play the part of the shipping company manager again, and we'll see if Danni is in for a nice vacation... That is, if Danni has sent his video by that time.

WED 9:32 AM
Danni: Hello dear
Emma: hi, how are you?
Danni: Am fyn
And you how's work
Emma: Work is ok.
Danni: Just imagine am kind of fit my laps is as if am training always...
Emma: I like you in good shape ๐Ÿ™‚
Danni: I just keep imagine
Maybe is my walking to moms place all the time
Emma: That must be it
Danni: You everything is an exercise except sitting and others relaxable doing
Driving a manual car is also an exercise
Did you know
That
Emma: Of course I know
Because I do
Danni: Wow that's good, hop you can drive automatic as well but you just don't move your body like manual
I can do both, manual is like doing nothing
Emma: I like to handle a stick
Danni: Wow you've been addicted to it that's why
Good any way
Manual is the fastest car so far
Emma: Addicted is not the right word, but it's nice to grab something and play around with it
Danni: Just look at fast and furious
Ok
Emma: Gives you something to do
Danni: Am sorry mam
Emma: sorry for what?
Danni: No lary
Lady
Emma: I don't know the movie
Danni: My mistakes
Type it fast and furious
Emma: Oh, I heard of it, but I mostly watch comedy or romance
I have to work. talk to you later.
Hope you've sent it to Lina
Danni: When I came back from work,light went off yesterday I can't further more.I have to start again. When am back.....hop you're not angry

WED 1:01 PM
Emma: You weren't working yesterday
You said you'd make it when I went to bed and you said there was still light
Now I'm confused
WED 2:21 PM
Danni: WHAT, WHY ARE YOU
Are you scared
Am going out now
To collect good
Just calm down I will make it ok
WED 3:32 PM (he changed his profile picture)
Emma: to collect what? I don't understand you
oooh handsome ๐Ÿ˜
Danni: Bb
I went far away to collect numbering for those bags
Thanks dear
WED 9:55 PM
Danni: HI
Am home
How are you
Emma: hi cookie, I'm ok, was waiting for you
how was work?
Danni: Fyn
Just back not too long
Emma: <sad emoji>
Danni: What's it
Emma: where did that nice picture go?
Danni: OK you like it
You wwmt it back right
Emma: Yes please
Emma: I like it a lot
Danni: OK
You should better save it to your side
I still have another
Emma: really?
Danni: <picture>
Emma: hmm handsome
Danni: Am i
<more pictures>
Emma: looking tough
Danni: Hmmm
<another picture>
Emma: love it
I love to see you smile most
Danni: Lol
So what's happening
Emma: nothing happening here, just talking to you
did you send to lina?
Danni: yea BUT ALMOST HAVE WROTE DOWN ALL I WIL SAY THEN JUST MAKE IT
Emma: OK
Danni: Tomorrow am going to Lagos island to deliver something from work.
Emma: So you'll be gone all day
Danni: Yes but I will come online to check on you
Won't miss that
Like I did today
Emma: I always like when you do
Danni: Yes you should know that
Like am lying on you now
Emma: really? On me?
Hope you leave some room for me to breathe ๐Ÿ˜‰
Danni: Yes
Emma: Yes of course.. I don't have weight
Danni: I know. And you're strong
Wow you keep saying that how did you know
Tell me
Emma: because you always trained a lot and I can see it in you
Danni: Really
But you are also strong over there
Emma: not as much as you
Danni: Well no problem every day practices make perfect
Emma: practice what? To be stronger than you? Don't even want that
Danni: OK
How big is your mattress for us to play when don't is with you
Emma: ๐Ÿ˜‚ big enough for 2
Danni: OK, we play Left and right. Up down to the middle and to the edge
Emma: You have some wild plans cookie
Danni: Of course I do in case you are on motion you can turn to any where you like
Emma: to you I think
Danni: I can just lick for 30minute and more than
When you will be power less befr I crouch in like truck
You will like haaaaa,owhhhh
Yes,, yes,yes,yes.......
Emma: lucky me
Danni: Can you stand it...cos I lick till you cum twice or trice befr Mr goody goes in
Emma: don't know cookie, only one way to find out
Danni: I know the tricks
So don't worry
Emma: I know you do.
Danni: Haha...first night
Emma: make sure you sleep during the flight ๐Ÿ˜‰
Danni: Even if I don't I can still make it more and more
Like you feeling sleepy
Emma: I know, youre fit
Danni: Yes is late anyway
Yes I am
Emma: Yes I am tired.
Is there light today?
Danni: Have some rest no am waiting or I make it daylight tomorrow morning after my bath
How did you see it
Emma: see what?
Danni: Don't you get I said if no light I can make it day light
But am still on waiting
Emma: Oh, now I see.
just make it so they can see you good enough. I don't know about the brightness of the light, if you think it's not good, do it in the morning
Danni: Bb
I will try my be no one is perfect
Emma: I know
Danni: My compose is half page not full....I can only write full than to summarize
Hop you get
Emma: not really
Danni: I say what am going to say out is not up to a page is half page
Emma: will it be enough? The form was 8 pages
Danni: OK then if so I will jot down more but not all
Emma: ok
later
Danni: Bb
I think you should go to sleep
Emma: then stop waking me up ๐Ÿ˜‰
forgot to turn off my phone
goodnight
Danni: OK good night

8:04 Danni to Lina
Quote:
Hello how may I send you the video, it can't be sent here the file is 2.0mb..


8:56 Lina to Danni
Quote:
Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

For our servers a 2.0mb file will be no problem. Is it your computer that can't send files like that?
I think you can upload it to youtube your youtube channel end send me the link.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft


8:06 AM
Danni: Have make the video but can't attach file of 2.0mb
How will I send her
9:47 AM
Danni: Help me with Lydia full mail pls I won't to send her the link on youtube
Emma: what do you mean?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have him on video again!


Danniboy wants to marry Emma

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

THU 7:53 PM
Danni: Have sent it to her but haven't sure if she get it
Cos she didn't say anything.
THU 9:37 PM
Danni: Aren't you back
THU 11:05 PM
Danni: Hello

Friday 8:25 Danni to Lina
Quote:
Good morning hop you have a good night,am just didn't hear form Emma last night and don't know other else to talk to her.can you pls help me confirm if she's OK...and hop you get my the link have a nice day.


FRI 9:24 AM
[/color]Emma: Hi dear. network problems at home, I couldn't connect
hope you were not worried
Danni: I did worry
Even send text to Lina to help me confirm you're ok
Cause can't hear from you last night
Emma: sorry, I had no way to contact you
Danni: You're the reason why I can't contact except from fb which is not proper at all only fb
I don't sleep well just wondering what might have happen. But as I can see no problem...
Emma: Also email, but doesn't work without connection
How are you?
Danni: Fyn
You're working right
Emma: Yes I am
Are you today?


10:50 Lina to Danni:
Quote:
Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for your message, I hope by now you have heard from Emma, please confirm this, I'll send her a message myself as well.
I have received the link to your video and I will show it to reverend Greenham when I visit him again Sunday after the service. I'll get back to you with his answer Monday at the latest.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft


FRI 9:22 PM
[/color]Emma: cookie where have you been all day?
Danni: Oh yes
Emma: yes?
Danni: Hi
How you doing thought your network was bad again being online for while
Hop you good
Bb
Ohh bb
Bbb
Hello
Hi
Hi bb
Emma: I was online a long time this evening yet you didn't respond
Where were you?
Now it's time for me to sleep
Danni: You July st came back home not quite long
OK we chat tomorrow
Then
Pls rest
Emma: You just came home from where?
Was worried
Danni: No don't be,I was sent an errand since 12noon and here not all our roads are good and I went to two different place to deliver massage hip you understand me pls don't be angry
Emma: Ok. Not angry
Danni: I forget to tell you earlier I sent the link to her but don't if she saw it
Emma: You just left suddenly this morning and i didn't hear from you
Oh, She contacted me this morning saying you asked about me and she said she received it
Danni: Am sorry
Emma: Ok
Glad you're fine
Danni: And you too
Emma: I'm going to sleep now
Danni: Love you tomorrow love but I have smaoo work to do but I will chat my love

[/color]black: Saturday 12:11 AM Danni to Lina
Quote:
OK thanks


[/color]Saturday evening
Danni: HI
Emma: hi how are you?
Danni: Oh so you be been waiting for me just came in now went to meet mom
Emma: how is mom?
Danni: OK mom is fyn just waiting for the day
Emma: for what day?
Danni: I will travel
Emma: oh of course, I thought something else she was waiting fro
Danni: No,what she's waiting for is when the money arrive I will get what is necessary and flew...
Emma: Yes, I know. Did you hear from Lina?
Danni: Hello
What's wrong
Yes
Emma: nothing wrong, I just came home, was putting some stuff away
what did she say?
Danni: She told me that she will see reverend after service... And she will let me know what he says
Don't know what next will came from him
Emma: Hope he'll approve, but I don't see any reason why not
Danni: OK let's see
Then
Hop you good
Emma: yes I am
how was work?
Danni: Work is fyn thanx.Give me a smile not similes
Emma: <smiley>
Danni: No.you
You re in the house just send me
Emma: I smile for you always
but now I want to have a shower
Danni: So I can't ask from you right but I do for you...OK fyn
Emma: ahw cookie we'll meet next month you'll see it live, is much more better that way
Danni: Then there's problem
Emma: what's the problem?
I don't think there's one
Danni: You're
Emma: oh, my only problem now is I'm sweaty and want to wash myself
Danni: OK go clean yourself
Emma: love you
Danni: What's next month and what's is the different

Sunday:
Emma: next month you'll be here. Or does it take longer than that to get a visa?
Danni: No I don't think so
How you
Emma: I'm ok. Are you working again today?
Danni: No no at home
Have check on you but you're not online so wasup
Emma: Was online earlier but you weren't. I'm home as well.
Danni: OK
Are you there
How is today
Emma: I'm fine, I was making dinner. How was your day?
Danni: Fyn you
ok as well
Emma: where were you? THought you were home
Danni: Not really I have some work, but
I will be back in some min what to load some bags I fould on Saturday. No reply from Lina what's going on
Emma: She was in church this morning and said she'd visit reverend Greenham today
Danni: Then no reply
Yet OK
Emma: She promised to reply you after she visited him, so I'm sure she will
Danni: OK bb
Wasup
Hop you good
Emma: Yes, I'm fine, just home alone now, was waiting for you
Danni: Oh sorry
Soon I be with you
Emma: no problem. I know, real soon now
Danni: They will know am a footballer in my visa
Emma: really? You'll tell them?
Danni: If they ask from embassy
But my look shows I am
Emma: if you wear the boots and outfit you do ๐Ÿ˜‰
Danni: Even without
Do you know what
Emma: tell me
Danni: I was sent an errand to deliver a way Bill fr water supply at where I work cos they do supply Nestlรฉ food .I went there ,I took the file to the boss over there in his office.. To sign he looked at me and was like did I play football, with this my hair I said yes I imagine how does he knows
Is in me
Emma: Yes it is
Danni: It shows ,and that's how it will also show at the embassy
Emma: I keep telling you you're fit, I know it and now you hear from someone else, you see I"m rght
Danni: Bb
I can't believe it
Emma: why not?
Danni: Cos I don't train
Emma: but you don't lose the looks that easy. and you walk much
Danni: Yes you're right
Even the work
I do is exercise
Emma: yes, you see, that's how it happens
Danni: I csn feel it when standing
Emma: you must have strong legs
Danni: But I never touch ball with this my legs I will try get one oh yes I do
Emma: you won't forget how to play
Danni: Yes I don't never even how to dribble
Pass
And shot
Emma: Cant wait to see every match
Danni: Oh yes
Emma: I'll bring you water. do girls even do that at football matches? I don't even know
but I will
for you
Danni: Haha
bb
Bring me water I don't want you to get stress out
Emma: stress out over a bottle of water? ๐Ÿ˜‚
Danni: Yes. You will be so so special
Emma: just watch out I won't drag you to the locker rooms in the middle of the game, because I will want to play when I see you play ๐Ÿ˜
Danni: My Lady
Haha can you OK I will teach you more
If you like
Emma: I like
Danni: OK sorry fr late reply just cooking indomie
Then you will
Emma: oh, nice. I like it
it's like spaghetti
Danni: Yes
Emma: But better than spaghetti
Danni: I know
0w k,now what.....can you run
Emma: you forgot
Danni: OK
Maybe you can run faster than i
Emma: maybe. We'll try
I'm going to have a shower and go to bed.
Danni: Good night
Have a nice dream
Emma: You too. Don't stay up to late. I need you well rested when you're here ๐Ÿ˜‰
Danni: Love you bb
Emma: love you too
Danni: Bye sweetheart
Danniboy will be introduced to Birlic really soon. Things can only go uphill from there right? Tomorrow heโ€™ll receive a message from Lina saying reverend Grayham has given the green light to send the money to danni

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

16:08 Lina to danni (attached was the shipping receipt
Quote:
Dear brother Shogun danniboy,

Thank you for your patience. I have been with reverend Greenham yesterday and he's getting a little better. The progress is slow, but steady. He has seen your video and he sees the sincerity in you. He told me to start the process of getting sister Emma's money to you.
Because you seem to have some problems with your phone, reverend Greenham told me to send you 2 iPhones. One for yourself and one for your family to be able to stay in touch when you are in England.
Since i had to send those to you, I decided to put the money in an envelope and put that inside the package, so it will reach you the quickest.
Attached you'll find the receipt with all the information you need.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft


16:13 Danni forwarded the message to Emma

16:24 Danni to Lina
Quote:
OK,thank you very much ma am great full soon I will join you in UK


16:36 Danni to Emma
Quote:
Bb pls tell me how am I going to get that package,


16:37 Emma to Danni
Quote:
They will deliver it to you I think.


16:42 Danni to Emma
Quote:
OK,

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We have another client who is preparing to benefit from the wonderful services of TSC. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Our Danniboy received two "confirmation" messages... directly from the TSC Servers. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

TSC TRACKING CODE: ***5REMVTVFMO***

Dear

< real name of Danniboy >

A parcel has been allocated for delivery by the following customer:

REVEREND PAUL < full name of reverend >

Please visit our web site at:

< snip >

and use the following code to track your parcel:

***5REMVTVFMO***

If you are already a TSC customer, you may go directly to our login page to track your package.

Please sign up using the email we have attached to your package!

The email on record for tracking code ***5REMVTVFMO*** is:

< danniboy email address >

Should you experience any difficulties, please contact Customer Care Department and reference the tracking number of your parcel in the "Subject" line (on the title) of the message.

.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!

Claude Postumierre

Manager at Customer Care Department

.

This is an automatically generated message. In case of emergency, you can use my personal email address: < claude email address >
_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
Secure TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

and
Quote:
=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

GPSE TRACKING CODE: ***5REMVTVFMO***

Dear < real name of Danniboy >

UPDATE: Your package has passed first processing.
Please visit our web site and use the following code to track your parcel: ***5REMVTVFMO***

We will send you the necessary details to take over the package.

Please reconfirm all the shipping details (name, surname, phone number and the exact address of the Receiver).

.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!

Claude Postumierre

Manager at Customer Care Department

.

This is an automatically generated message. In case of emergency, you can use my personal email address: < claude email address >

_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
Secure TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

18.20 - Claude (from his personal email address) to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear client Danniboy,
A parcel on your name was handed over to our Liverpool TSC branch office. The Sender of the parcel is Reverend Paul.
Please confirm your personal data as The Receiver of the parcel. I need your full name, the complete delivery address, your phone number.
You will be notified of a tracking number with which you will be able to track the route of the package to the destination directly from our website.
All the fees (customs, handling, insurance and shipping) have been paid by The Sender.
On delivery, The Receiver must sign on receipt of the package and must be able to identify correctly with a valid ID document.



Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude Postumierre
Manager at Customer Care Department

===

Danniboy to Claude... a short message about his "delivery details".
Quote:
Shogun Danniboy
08078755***
Road_810_opposite_grail_massage_area_8_opic_estate

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuesday

06.15
- Claude to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy, this is just an brief-info message.
Your package is on the way and, this morning, the parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** arrived in the Cargo Area - Shipping Hub - Heathrow International Airport - London (UK).
As you already know from the previous messages, you can sign up on the company's website and you can monitor the current route and current position of your package in real time.
Please, let me know if you have any questions or dilemmas about the parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO***.

Supplemental, please write again your delivery address but in an organized way, because I do not understand anything from your previous message:
- house number
- street name
- area / sector /
- city
- state
- country
- other significant details that can help the courier find the address.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
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Linoline
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad is in a very good mood since yesterday. I wonder how that happened. He's even sending voice messages in the middle of the night, sounding extatic like he's drunk. Oh, and please imagine this chat with a ton of emojis in between. I'm not going to describe all of them

MON 7:26 PM
Danni: BB
Emma: Cookie
Danni: NOTING BB I JUST FINISH THE REGISTRATION ON LINE FOR ME TO GET THE PACKAGE
Emma: ok
did it work?
Danni: Yes
They will locate me
Emma: ok, good
Danni: Wasup
Emma: not much now. How was your day?
Danni: Cool
Emma: What did you do?
Danni: Nothing today just in the house now ve taken my bath chilling outside
Emma: It's not cold there?
Danni: Nop
Even is there's
Emma: Here it's cold in the evening
Danni: Wow nice like that
Emma: no, don't like it
Danni: My skin looks fresh in cold.
OK no p
Emma: oh, then I'll like it
Danni: Is OK if you put on pullover
Emma: or you keep me warm. Much nicer
Danni: Why not I can massage you as well
Emma: hmm i like that
Danni: Any part you want
I can do that for u
Emma: This keeps getting more better
Danni: Hmmmโ˜บ
Kiss Kiss's Kiss's
Halleluya
Emma: Cookie the preacher
Amen
Danni: Cherish the minister
Lol
<danni sent a recording of him kissing>
(yuk)
<danni set another happy voice message saying "waddup baby">
Emma: ๐Ÿ˜ so sweet
Danni: Yeye
Emma: what does that mean?
Danni: Yes bb
Emma: Ok
Danni: Alright
Emma: Can't wait for the real kisses
Danni: Yes bb me too
I love you been attractive
Emma: love you too
Danni: and it won't be long anymore now
Emma: I was so happy when you forwarded Lina's message earlier
Danni: Really
Un believable
Emma: why unbelievable?
Danni: This way your pastor accepted me
Emma: Why wouldn't he?
Danni: Am Just too and am done with the process of me getting the boc
Emma: boc?
Danni: Package sorry
Emma: oh, that
I hope it arrives soon
Danni: Yes
Maybe in days don't really know two or three days
Emma: I don't know.
Never sent something to africa before
brb
Danni: OK
Emma: back
Danni: Oo
Ok
Wadup
Where did you go
Emma: I was back within minutes cookie
was getting a glass of water
Danni: I was cooking sorry
Emma: Oh, I see. no p
done now?
Danni: Yes You love having GLS of water
Emma: gotta stay hydrated
Danni: OK,me I love drinking as something else instead of water
Emma: what's your favorite? I need to stock up
Danni: Bb
Emma: don't know that drink
Danni: Is just full of jinjer is good for the body well no p when I came all one you bought I will like
Emma: we have stuff with jinjer here
Danni: OK anything you do happy with it
Emma: I just want to make you feel like home when you're here
Danni: Am with you wm OK with anything.. U do bb
O yes
Oh bb is tired
OK you can have some rest
Emma: Oh, sorry, didn't hear your message
but yes, tired
Danni: No worries bb
OK relax rest your body fr tomorrow
Emma: Ok, I will
are you working tomorrow?
Danni: Yes I think
But chat you anyway no matter how hard it's
Emma: Don't worry cookie. I understand if you can't
Danni: no p
No I wil
And I will
And I will
No body can stop me from chatting
Emma: haha. ok
Danni: Soon I will be free.
From working working and fave my career with you
Emma: yes, very soon
Danni: Yes
You got it.
Am stubborn but jentle
Emma: and handsome and sweet
oohhh
and mine
Danni: Haha
Yes
Bb
You must always look attractive to me
That's your job
That I will always admire
Emma: ok
then it's your job to pick out some nice clothes for me to wear
Danni: When I look at you mostly that shape
Ok I will com with some
You know am a bad boy
Emma: ha, I know. I like my bad boy
Danni: In things like that
OK good
Nice
Sleepwell love nice dream

4:30 AM
Danni: <voice message>


Somewhere around 8
Emma: ๐Ÿ˜‚ have you been drinking?
Good morning. I love to wake up to a happy cookie

Danni: <voice message>

11:03 AM
Danni: Hi love
Hope you slept well
How are you today
1:38 PM
Emma: Hi love, yes, I slept well, I can't hear what you were saying but you sound happy
3:29 PM
Danni: Bb
Wasup
Emma: hi
I'm ok, working. how are you?
Danni: AM FYN WORK WELL HOP YOU'VE HAVE YOUR LUNCH
Emma: yes I have
are you working?
Danni: No am home till tomorrow
Emma: What did you say to me in that message this morning?
Danni: OK I was saying the kind of drinks I like
But no worries about that
Emma: That was the first message, I heard that one
Danni: OK oo o.I remember was trying to sing for you but I can't
Emma: Yes you can
you said something about together in a room
Danni: Don't worry I will when am free
Emma: You just said you're home
did someone trap you? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Danni: OK,I said you can get alcohol drinks as well and we make drink get high am make things pass well
Emma: ok
Danni: You like it
Emma: anything with you I like it
Danni: Lol
Emma: Oh, I talked to my boss today
I asked permission to have 2 weeks off from work when you arrive here and he agreed
Danni: Really
What did he say when he had of me
Emma: He already knew I have a man in Africa, he's happy for me. I told him today you'll be here soon and we need some time together
Danni: Wow
Good
Soon I will be there
Emma: Yes, can't wait
Danni: Me too
Emma: I have some work to do now cookie, we'll talk later
Danni: Ok

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

21.40 - Directly from the TSC servers, a very good news. Laughing
Quote:
UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Adolpho Suares International Airport in Madrid/Spain. We will keep you up to date.

Daniboy will be very very happy today. Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

21.55 - 15 minutes later, Claude writes to Danniboy:
Quote:
Dear client Danniboy,

I repeat my previous request and please provide me with concrete data on the person (The Receiver) who will receive the parcel:
- The Receiver full address - is the exact and correct address where the parcel will be delivered,
- The Receiver ID scanned copies.
The package is now in Madrid airport and it was ready to be shipped to Africa - Morroco - Casablanca tomorrow morning, but we are delayed by customs formalities. If you do not send the requested information, things will be postponed for another 24 hours.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude Postumierre

===

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Hitty
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Joined: 22 Mar 2019
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Location: England


PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Linoline and Biric, why they all want England , try a Hungry country Budapest the nice capital to move the next scammer
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Linoline
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Location: In the tulip fields


PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hitty, that's because I'm dealing with romance scammers. They pretend to be in love to get money or a visa to a better country. If my character was based in USA thats where they would want to go. Same goes for France, or whatever country you can think of that's not Africa.

Also a lot of lads are seriously into football, love chelsea or manchester united and think they have a serious shot at playing for one of those. Of course my character has some contacts there, I had this lad make an 'audition' video for chelsea a while back. Laughing

https://youtu.be/Hup-kgpVbVY
https://youtu.be/MPMPcam3-pI
https://youtu.be/z51ov0ya9Kw
https://youtu.be/4uIeei0k-n8

And before that I had him pose like Beckham did for Armani to earn a few quick bucks

Image

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Linoline wrote:
Hitty, that's because I'm dealing with romance scammers. They pretend to be in love to get money or a visa to a better country. If my character was based in USA thats where they would want to go. Same goes for France, or whatever country you can think of that's not Africa.

Also a lot of lads are seriously into football, love chelsea or manchester united and think they have a serious shot at playing for one of those. Of course my character has some contacts there, I had this lad make an 'audition' video for chelsea a while back. Laughing

https://youtu.be/Hup-kgpVbVY
https://youtu.be/MPMPcam3-pI
https://youtu.be/z51ov0ya9Kw
https://youtu.be/4uIeei0k-n8
YOU DONT KNOW THE BIGGEST TEAM IN ENGLAND, it is Queens Park Rangers
And before that I had him pose like Beckham did for Armani to earn a few quick bucks

Image
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Linoline. Top man, one day I be good as you to save human, thank you
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Danniboy to Claude... he sent the "correct" delivery address. Laughing
Quote:
Shogun Danniboy
House number:plot 10
Street name: block al road 810
Area:area 8
City:opic estate
State:Ogun state
Country:Nigeria
Phone:08078755***,08023702***

Claude:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

Okay, it's okay, I understand your address now. It's perfect!
We also need a scanned color photocopy (or a simple phone photography) after a valid ID: National ID Card or Passaport.
Student passes or other unofficial papers are not admitted.

At the time of delivery, you will need to be able to identify yourself with that ID document in the original and sign a Receipt of the package.
And nothing else, the rest of the fees already paid by The Sender.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

The idiot sent to me the receipt he received from Anna ... obviously, Claude is not satisfied.
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,
You do not understand. Let me explain again.
We need a copy of the ID (your personal ID) with which you will identify yourself in front of the delivery agent.
Only Passport and National ID Card are and will be accepted for delivery validation / identification.

Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

Our idiot:
Quote:
I located to Ogun state.....


Image

Image

Claude again:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy, let me explain.
Photo is a means of a visual recognition, but is not good for a proper/legal identification!
That NIN Receipt is not an official act! When you get the official document?
I would not want to have problems or delays in delivery because you are unable to identify yourself correctly and legally.


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Both,,of you should get a high job in MI5
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Thanks for the compliment, but I think that's not nearly as much fun as this.... though the pay would be better. You have a PM

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Danniboy, about his ID documents:
Quote:
That's the only valid national ID card I have

He sent me another "paper". Laughing
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Claude to our moron:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

No, this is a simple receipt that only confirms that you applied for a ID Card.
In fact, write black on white there: "You will be notified when your National Identity Card is ready."
So, we will need a copy of THAT National Identity Card... not from this simple slip (receipt).
I'm sure there will be no problems, is not it?


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

In fact, if the idiot does not have IDs in order, he will not be able to travel. That is why I insist so much on this issue. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Definitely invalid โ€“ for a starter, heโ€™s not holding the camera in his crotch, and pointing the phone up his nose (why do they all do that ?)

On the other hand, he does wear the โ€œfootball shirt of righteousnessโ€, so (hopefully) he should go far โ€ฆ.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wednesday

06.27 - Danniboy to Claude:
Quote:
This is the original receipt they gave me after the other one I send ...and that's all what I have

07.20 - One hour later, Claude responds:
Quote:
Dear Danniboy,

Good morning and sorry for my late response. Our web-servers are overcrowded and do not cope with the input and output data stream. I do not know if you've already been informed.
From the satellite channel records that monitor international routes of our parcels, I can confirm that the parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** has arrived in:

Cargo Area - Shipping Hub - Mohhamed V Airport - Cassablanca (Morrocco)

Theoretically, you should be in possession of the parcel within 2-3 days. You will be contacted by our local branch manager and together you will agree on the date and time of delivery.
No additional costs! You must be able to identify yourself correctly and sign the document certifying that the parcel has been delivered sealed and intact.

The fact that you do not have an official identity document (those receipts are legally useless) is an impediment.
I will try to get a special derogation for you and you may need to provide another type of identification (biometric, visual, etc.). I will come back to you later, with many details.


Thank you for using TSC, the best in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude

===

07.50 - Half an hour later, our moron received 17 identical messages from the TSC servers! Laughing

Quote:
UPDATE: The parcel # ***5REMVTVFMO*** is located now in our warehouse at Mohammed V International Airport - Casablanca/Morroco. We will keep you up to date.
_____________________________________
COPYRIGHT SECURE NETWORKS 1997-2017
Secure TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

Secure TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive Secure TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

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