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 F*ck Darla (NSFW) Emma takes it to the Nth!

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Linoline
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And it worked. He made new video's for Emma. But not what was required for sending to Chelsea Rolling Eyes thankfully he realized this himself already, so we'll just go on with the game till he does what I asked.

Just a small bit of chat that got him motivated again:
Daniboi: Am here now online waiting for you
Emma: Fell asleep last night and when i woke up you didnt respond
Ok then.... I thought to share my good news with you but you're busy
Daniboi: Lady white
What's it dearest
Emma: Just heard from my boss that i signed enough contracts with clients to earn a real sweet bonus
Daniboi: Wow congrats, now is my turn...
Emma: Yep. Come here and lets make babies, they have a good savings account now
Daniboi: Let me ask you, ever since you meet, what changes have you see, observe
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboi: What I see in you ever since I meet you, is different, love caring and kind. Willing to help who you love.willing to help me and you love my family. I really appreciate your effort towards me. Thank you dearest. <kissyface emojies>

A little while later he told me he has no money for a passport, his mother is sick with malaria and his data has run out (or he's just a lying scammer).

https://youtu.be/12StlVjBhpQ

https://youtu.be/-Krmk2YubR4

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really love his friends just standing there letting him do his tricks...like, at least don't make it obvious you're only making a half effort lol.
Excellent trophy nonetheless!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

uh oh... cookie messed up.... it was a fun afternoon. At least for me... I think he didn't like it all that much Laughing

Daniboy: Miss you alot how's your night
Emma: FUCK YOU!
Daniboy: Hey what's it
OK am here now why are you saying this...
Emma:FUCK YOU COOKIE I'M NOT HAPPY
Daniboy: Tell me what's the matter with you
How will I know what's wrong.
There must be a calamity
Emma:DONT YOU KNOW YOU CHEATER!!!
Daniboy: What did I do now Emma what are you talking about
Emma: <removed his nickname "hottest cookie">
YOU
KNOW
IT
VERY
WELL
Daniboy: No I don't.
What happened i said I don't know
Then you making a big mistakes
Emma: LET ME REFRESH YOUR FUCKING MEMORY THEN

<screenshot of him commenting "need you baby" on a picture of a slutty girl on a dating group>

Daniboy: Truly am dissapointed in you...
Accusing me for what I didn't do is this how you are Emma...
Tell me
Emma: ooooooh of course...... the cat stole your phone and chewed on your brain and made you say you need another woman
You have nothing to say?
Is this the kind of man you are?
Daniboy: Why am preparing for work on my way, why won't I have nothing to say, is a mistakes anyway you should know things like that is not possible just a prank You make a decision,put me in confusion ...is that what you want.. And am Surprise why you act this way get me fully and know who I am i don't hide anything from you
Hello are you there
Emma: so you type by accident that you need someone else?
Daniboy: Nop,what am I still looking for when you are right there
Emma: then why the fuck did you write stupid shit like that to another girl? Is your brain made of noodles now?
Daniboy: You know mostly they are not Real most are scammers what they need is to wreck someone.... You know what am talking about..
Emma: No I don't..... is that what you are?
because you wrecked me today
Daniboy: You still don't get me in which group did you get it
I need you to know something on my way chat you later at work
You think am cheating
Emma: yes
If something looks like shit it is shit
if it looks like cheating....
Daniboy: With who
Emma: with the cat einstein
Daniboy: You've married once but i haven't so how would I do that i still have long way to go... You know that the ✈ plan
Stop it enough stop the insult...
Am late now cos of you pulling me down
Emma: so you think you can only cheat when you're married? let me give you the message loud and clear. When you're in a committed relationship, married or not, when you go after another girl its FUCKING CHEATING
Daniboy: I know that already, After all you change it, no problem no need calling me cookie call me by name OK... Chat you later
But still on line
Emma: yeah... ignore me... fine
you don't explain, you just walk away from it
what am i supposed to think of that?
Daniboy: Hey nop
I don't walk away
On way to work
OK i will try talk
Emma: start explaining
Daniboy: I see you don't trust me and you scared
Emma: that's no explanation
Daniboy: Have done that already, OK i accept made a mistake am sorry is that 👌 you see there's nothing important than being with you. And you won't be saying all this to me...
Emma: you explained jack shit, you just talk about being a scammer and not real
you just made everything even more confusing
Daniboy:Then you make alot of mistakes, you don't understand am not a scammer what you saw i did, that group are not Real all are fake... So there's nothing you did or comment that will come through
You're the tpe that don't understand, and I don't like it
Emma: but you're on that group..... so you're fake as well?
and why say you need a fake girl?
Daniboy: I told you just saying it cos i know it wont happen
All You're insulting me cos you wanna help me right Emma
Emma: you still don't explain
Daniboy: No just say you it,you're talking to me insulting me like a kid just for your help... Right why are you harsh scared.
Emma: I don't treat you like a kid. I'm fucking angry that you say you need another girl and you refuse to explain like a man
Daniboy: When you know me, have i ever pretend as fake, or try to scam you...
Tell me...
Then why are saying this don't know you my family that's the proof
Emma: you are not explaining why you say you need another girl
Daniboy: Daniboy is real not fake
Emma: Then prove it to me
Daniboy: Why I said that, something like that happens befr we meet. I'm almost scam telling me i have to make a payment for them that's she's in Dubai not knowing she's a scammer, thank god my big Bro stay in Dubai i quickly massage him to help me out...
Emma: what does this have to do with saying you need another girl?
and with you saying you are fake?
Daniboy: I gave him the name on fb, then he chat with her. He found out that they are all lies... He quickly message me back that i shouldn't do anything.then i was in a ace to travel.... That's is why i tried it again.but you just got angry suddenly which is not so.
For me i don't scam Cos i can't ,i see it as thief
(So noble)
Emma: so you were chatting with that other girl while you're with me......
Daniboy: Am sorry
Plsssss, i can't leave you
Emma: you don't give me an answer
Daniboy: Yea
But I don't need them
But i will stop
Emma: you were chatting with her while you were with me?
yes or no?
Daniboy: Am not chatting with them just comment
I can't chat them
That's while am telling you this
Alot of post on facebook you know
I told you i want our conversation secretly but you said no
Emma: when did I say that?
I have no secret for you
Daniboy: On whatsapp, you lay condition
And i said OK
Emma: I didn't lay condition. I told you it's not possible because my boss don't allow me whatsapp because it's a company phone
and I don't want to lose my job
and now you start saying you need other girls
is that the motive? You wanted me away from here so you can chat other girls without me noticing?
Daniboy: I don't say that
You take things personal
Feel free
Don't put anything in mind
Have you lose me
Did you think you've lost me, no.
Had for you to accept apology OK fine.....
Emma: All I hear is excuses, not a proper explanation
but it's ok, I only need a very good apology from you, then I will believe that you love me and it's all a mistake
Daniboy: I <snipped lads name>,
Here is my apology letter to my love Emma.am hereby sorry for what happened today, i know what have done is wrong and i accept my mistakes. And I promise it won't happen again and I want you to forgive me,for who you are meeting you is a great thing in life. Cos you have impact in my career to become what i wanna be.
You mean a lot to me, pls accept my apology and accept all are mistakes......... Yoursfaithfull
Thanks........love you
Baby am not good in letter, but you gonna accept it anyway
Emma: you're good in letter, but I'd appreciate it if you'd write it on paper and make a picture of you holding it. Then I'm sure that you're not one of those fakes like you were saying you are
Daniboy: Punishment.... For me anyway not today am at work close late in the night you know... You still call me fake that makes me angry alot
Emma: you were the one doing that
so suit yourself... wait for tomorrow
Daniboy: This is serious
Emma: yes it is
Daniboy: I think the one I type is OK
You've seen me and that doesn't mean am fake....
Emma: I am serious
no more excuses now
Daniboy: What if I don't what will you do
Is this the woman I love putting me on condition....
Then if am there you gonna kill me with a gun right.
I don't expect you saying this... Just tell me you hate me. And let me know....
Am in a bad mood now...
(Mission accomplished)

Will he do it or not.....

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like he will tomorrow.... but he promised things before and didn't do it, so we'll just wait and see


Daniboy: So what's my judgement,
Miss
Tell me your mind
I know you did but now I do this cos i still like you, i fucked up, pls tell me let me know where I am.
Am i in or out... Tell me now
Emma: You are in and if you want to stay in you do as I asked
Daniboy: Haha.......
Madam
How are you
you are not taking me seriously
OK where are you
Emma: you want in or out?
Daniboy: You wanna help me doesn't mean you take control of my life.. Hmmm
If one is blocked another will open... Have try my best...
Emma: what are you saying?
Daniboy: What did you want me to say, I did what I have to and you given me conditions
Emma: no condition
you fucked up and I need reassurance
Daniboy: OK I see. Are you in that group
Emma: what group?
Daniboy: Alright tell me how you see that Explain
So I can go back and block it waiting
Hop soon i will be on my way, don't have to tell you either cos you don't talk to me... But it shouldn't look like i Ignore you
Emma: I am talking to you
what group are you talking about?
Daniboy: Where did you see the u talking about
Emma: I really do not understand you today
Daniboy: OK will you give me time to get home first
Emma: of course
Daniboy: On my way home we have to finish this issue
Emma: yes we do
Daniboy: On my way no bus walking home
Emma: ok. i'll wait for you
Daniboy: Hello am home now
Emma: hi
Daniboy: How are you
I just want you to forgive and forget everything
OK you're still angry
Emma: I am still waiting
Daniboy: For what
Emma: for you to make that picture for me
Daniboy: Haha
Why
Emma: I told you
Daniboy: you told me what?
Don't have time, why are you doing this
Emma: because you fucked up and I need reassurance and a decent apology
It's not like I ask you to deliver 2 dozen red roses to my doorstep
Daniboy: Yeah, seriously is like killing a bull ,
Emma: more like swatting a fly I would think
Daniboy: Am wick and tired
Emma: so you choose against it?
Daniboy: How
Tell me
You want me to leave..... Right i see
OK
Fine.. Is your turn say anything you like is your mouth
Emma: I don't want you to leave. I told you that many times
I'm not happy
Daniboy: Why are you not.
Is that what will make you happy
Emma: the picture like i asked. it will reassure me and make me happy
Daniboy: Why are we human being like this ..Jesus Christ did not want this from us once you beg for forgiveness
OK I will some day....
Emma: some day?
Daniboy: Don't worry calm down OK
Where are you going tomorrow
No comment right
OK
Emma: I am still working, I missed a lot of work this afternoon because of this mess
Daniboy: Where are you
Emma: home
Daniboy: OK i will try tomorrow
I cos no mess
Emma: thank you
i'll wait for it

This evening
Daniboy: Hi
Emma: <crying emojie>
Daniboy: Am sorry i can't make it, i wasn't around through out today came back was so tired..
What's it why are you still unhappy
You better cheer up
Emma: because I ask you one simple thing and you refuse
you don't love me anymore
Daniboy: Haha, who told you that......
Emma: you
Daniboy: Me..... Why are you lying
Did I say that to you. For God sake
Emma: by not doing what I asked you and you promised to do today
Daniboy: What's wrong with you.you react immediately,clearing my name and that's cool hmm. And even we are together, don't call me cookie again and again OK
You made up your mind doing that means you don't like me anymore but I do forget about the past
Emma: that's not what I said
Daniboy: But you also fucked up
Emma: I didn't cheat
Daniboy: OK I see
Emma: you see what?
Daniboy: you of course
Emma: what are you talking about?
Daniboy: That am still here am not running away but your pushing me
Emma: i'm not
Daniboy: Yes you are....
Emma: nope
Daniboy: Give me headache
You can't even accept a mistakes. Hmm
I keep wondering what if am there, what you gonna do.. Insult me.. Even lock me up, but I promise not to touch you... No matter what you do to me....
I don't beat woman is a shame to me....
Emma: I'm glad to hear that. And of course I can accept mistakes. With a proper apology I can and after I will forget it ever happened and you'll be my sweet cookie again
Daniboy: Hmm
Why are you so stubborn
But I won't accept that cookie from you again
And if you call me i won't answer you
OK
Is better u look for something else
Am man of my word
Emma: why are you being like this?
Daniboy: Am not bad guy but your making go this way
Emma: you just expect me to accept you saying you need another woman and be ok with it. Now I'm sad and afraid and this one thing you don't want to do to reassure me after all i have done for you. you just say you leave me and walk away and never talk to me again
I can't believe you doing this. I trusted you <crying emojies>
Daniboy: Baby Emma don't cry OK OK OK ..tomorrow is Sunday i go no where.... I will do that for you .
Your word is touching
Is that OK by you
Just get it tomorrow OK
Emma: thank you
Daniboy: You know what you told me to do is like am in jail and took a pic of me.. Holding something.. I hate it but will do it for you
Smile for me let me see if you are happy
Emma: I'm still sad, but you give me hope again
Daniboy: Don't worry i know
Tell me how re you feeling
Cheer up
OK don't want to talk fine just let me know
Emma: that's not it. you were typing, i didn't want to interrupt
i'm tired
Daniboy: Of me... Well you need to have some rest tonight
Emma: not of you
I worked till late last night, didn't get much sleep and had a busy day
Daniboy: OK i know you told me... Plss have some rest now

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"You're right after all, I'm just some sick stalker and a dumb illiterate." "Alright, play by your rules." Egobia
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Today this nice one arrived (due to shrinking it's not clear, but he did write the apology Laughing

Image

Emma: thank you cookie
Daniboy: You welcome but am not cookie i told you
I don't need it again
How was your day
Emma: it was a long day cookie, but good, was outside a lot and the sun was shining
how was your day?
Daniboy: Fine, you don't want me to reply you again right, you cleared the name cookie and I don't need it again i repeat.... If you don't see other valuable name to call me then call me by my name
Emma: but it's cute and I love cookies
<Emma changed his nickname in the chat to "Favorite Cookie".>
Daniboy: Why, are you doing this.... Where i work is not cookies is, cream crackers biscuit... OK
So you end up staying in the sun
Oh am angry
Emma: why are you angry?
Daniboy: Change that Nick name
Danny boi...
Don <and he removed his nickname>
<Emma changed his nickname to "Mr. Grumpypants".>
Emma: ok, better now?
Daniboy: <shocked emojie>
What
Grumpy pants
Emma: seems to apply today
Daniboy: Nop i disagree...... That there are more beautiful names in life
OK
Call me by name hmmmm
Don't worry am not angry just forget about the nick name until I ask you to
Oky
Emma: but I like it
<emma changed his nickname to "Cookie extraordinaire".>
you
are
my
favorite
cookie
Daniboy: Hmm OK OK after hating me. It's OK
Emma: I din't hate you
I could never hate you
I love you, don't you know that?
Daniboy: My knee is gone but still have Problem with it... I can't jug or run with it and if I can't do this how can I play football am not happy...
But am walking with it.. Well but this thing i can't do why I keep asking myself..
Emma: It will be better cookie. I'm sure. Just give it some time
did you try the chilly peppers?
(A few days ago I tried to let him rub chilly peppers on a bruised knee, don't know if it hurt's but it's worth a shot)
Daniboy: Tomorrow i need to go to the pharmacy and lay complain for good drugs
Emma: can I now call you cookie or not? I am confuzed
Daniboy: If you like my problem is my knee first.
Call me
I will answer you
Emma: ok
did you try the peppers?
Daniboy: I use but the peppers done it part

and on with the blah blah... let's wait a few days and then I'll try for that video again

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"You're right after all, I'm just some sick stalker and a dumb illiterate." "Alright, play by your rules." Egobia
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For a wee bit of background DaniBoi or whatever we call the man of many names decided to contact Darla last night and in the ensuing micro-chart got a bit upset and went whining to Emma.

Today Darla charted with Emma and challenged her to a duel:

Quote:
Shogun: Hola
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: How are you doing over there
Darla: Am packing for a flight to England
Stoopid people won't even let me bring my side arms
Shogun: Really?
And if I may ask you,what are you going there to do?
Darla: Yu should what I WONT do there
Shogun: What’s that
Because I don't understand you
Darla: Am going to make that bitchy sorry she ever croosed eyes with me is what am gonna doing ok?
Shogun: I gat you but you don't need to do that....
Darla: Hmmm
Shogun: Yeah because you never had issues with her.....and I don't think that would be the best thing for you to do .... And I just want you to calm down over there, I am feel good huh
Darla: I gotsta go!
Shogun: No you don't have to..... Why will you do that to her.is shame the one to put the blame on..... Face me not her what's the matter with you.... Darla pls calm down
You are more than this..
Going to quarrel no that's not it
Tell me your still in the house drop your bags
Am relax
What's so special about me... You gotta let it go
Darla: I need another fucken drink!!!!
Shogun: What your thinking and drinking why are you
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Tell me your not going leave her alone please
She have nothing to do with this
Darla: Oh am going yess am going and only one of us is coming back you make mark on my words Mr Mann
Shogun: One of us meaning, you wanna separate us
What are you trying to do
Do you even think you can get me back.....
Darla: Am gonna speerate her spine from her other bits is what am gonna do
Shogun: Wait what do you want from me now tell me...
Darla: Yu will find out after dirty deeds done dirt sheep
Shogun: Did you just call me dirty sheep
Darla: Baaa no its this fucken auto-correctness thing and it pisses me on!
Shogun: Where are you now
Darla: Am at home silly
Shogun: Haha you abuse me alot
Darla: That’s cause there is ever so much to chose from
Shogun: Meaning
Pls let's have a conversation
Why are you doing this..
Darla: Nevermind
Am going to go pack some more now
We will chart more better tomorrow
Shogun: No don't go
What day are you over there
You're high i think
And if you insist…


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Darla: That’s cause there is ever so much to chose from
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Wednesday evening

Daniboy: Are you there,
how are you doing over there
Hello...
Where the hell are you, this is serious
Much later that evening
Emma: Whoa what's going on? Relax Cookie
I'm in bed. Speak quick or i will be sleeping
What is wrong with you, talking to me like this and then not responding anymore?
Very nice....

Thursday
Daniboy: Hey baby have wait for you all night, when you said so am asleep there's something you need to know
Are you there
Still waiting........
Emma: What is it love. You have me worried
Daniboy: OK
Can you please tell me relationship between you and Darla
Emma: Why?
What's wrong?
Daniboy: Tell me u know her
Yes or no
Emma: Who is she to you cookie?
Daniboy: I told you this long time ago that she works in tilanta Italy, are you hiding something from me
She knows you,
Emma: What would that be that I'm hiding?
And what did she tell you about me?
I don't know what the big deal is here, but the way you were writing I thought there was some serious problem with mom
Daniboy: You are both work associate...nothing is wrong with my mom she's healthy.. Did you tell you know her. When I told you about her then. You see i don't hide that from you but you did by not telling me you know.... If is me you will just get angry without asking for reasons but now am asking...
You never talk to me cos now am at work, and was surprise she said that she knows you and you didn't tell
OK you have nothing to say right... No problem have a nice day
Emma: I know her, but didn't know she was the one you were talking about
We hardly ever speak
What did she tell you about me?
Daniboy: Hmmm,hey don't be upset
She said,she introduced you to me is that true
Emma: No, not true
You were the one contacting me, you sent me a friend request back in april
And I think it was somewhere in may that you sent me a message
That was so sweet
(sorry Darla, he found me himself)
Daniboy: I told her so, that i found you my self....
Emma: Ok, so what else did she tell you?
Cookie? I'm at work, I don't have time to chat all day
Daniboy: She seems not to be happy i see it ...see said i should have playing in Italy and I don't believe that all what she wants is for me to work in hotlanta which is not my dream.... But befr i met you she ignore me alot and every time I send her she refused to reply. Not that I found who is really ready for me....
Emma: Why italy?
And why does she want you to work for tilanta?
Daniboy: Maybe when you get home we talk more, you will have alot of challenges when I come over..... To dance
Emma: Huh? What challenges?
Daniboy: And is not my dream
Emma: Since when are you a dancer?
Daniboy: Am not but back then I do it
Emma: Why?
Daniboy: Dancing is allow in football
Emma: But wait....
Why are you talking to Darla?
Thought you weren't talking to other girls?
What's going on?
Daniboy: Yes am not did you what am doing
Cos you don't
Emma: What are you saying?
Daniboy: Am not but to my surprise she knows you that's why I chat her and want to know she mention Emma and am shock cos you told me nothing
Did you think am cheating on you. Capital no
Emma: Ok. So what did she tell you about me?
No cookie, i know you won't do that with Darla
Daniboy: She said i left her for you...
Emma: Really? You had a relationship with her?
Daniboy: No cos she can't Help back then
Emma: Ok. I was starting to doubt your taste in woman
Daniboy: Why
Emma: Dating drunk skanks is a sign of bad taste
But i do think you'd be a great dancer, I've seen you move
But I'd rather see you kick for Chelsea and live with me
Daniboy: Don't mind her, she knows am with you
Emma: Good
Daniboy: And nothing else she can do
She can't confuse me
Not all
I told her i found who is ready for me anytime
And did you know what she said,
Emma: No, tell me
Daniboy: She say i should Follow my dreams and my girl you see i won
Emma: Ahw, that's so sweet of her
I'll tell her thank you
Daniboy: Haha
Don't worry i get the for my passport
Emma: You're the sweetest
I have to go back to work now love
Daniboy: When it's time I will get it
Emma: I'll talk to you later
Daniboy: OK dear take care pic befr you go
Like to see you differently
Any time you like
See ya

In the evening, after I had a chat with Darla
Daniboy: How are you doing
Sorry am late, you angry
Emma: no im not angry
we just have a problem cookie
Daniboy: What's it
Emma: Darla
Daniboy: What the hell is she saying
Emma: she's saying I'm a bitchy and you left her for me
I just thanked her for saying those nice things to you and she started being all angry
Daniboy: Ah, baby don't mind her, let her say whatever she likes
Emma: I can't
Daniboy: So what are you gonna do now
Emma: I don't know cookie. She challenged me for a duel
And it sounded like she was on her way to come here
Daniboy: Did she say that
What's wrong with her
Emma: I don't know cookie, but I'm not happy about this
she says she's going to win and get you back
Daniboy: God damn.... Which you can help me get there fast
Cos i won't like to miss you, Now that is serious
That's what she's after
Emma: you obviously
Daniboy: Now what do you think
Baby
Wanna take my bath now am waiting
Emma: I don't know what to do....
I really need your help
Daniboy: What's it like love
Talk
Emma: what is what like?
Daniboy: You said you need my help
And I want to know
Come on dear
Emma: I don't know love
was hoping you had any ideas
Daniboy: OK the thing there now is i don't know how she know about us
When did it happen at work or when you came back from work
Emma: I sent her a message when I just came home. saying thank you for her kind words to you and then she started being angry with me
that's all I know
Daniboy: I should have told you not to, if I knew this will happen
Emma: "its a duel bitchy lets see who deserves his love"
is what she said
Daniboy: Hmmm, you know what don't mind all what say. You know what I love you, and am all yours
OK
Emma: I know
Daniboy: So you Don't worry
Keep me in touch
Emma: but she can be really mean
Daniboy: Any thing that happened will let you know...... Don't worry it's me.
Emma: what are you going to do?
Daniboy: I won't mind her...
Anything she say
Emma: so you won't help me?
Daniboy: How will I help
Am trying to help dear
Emma: but how?
Daniboy: OK how do you want me to.... For me i will ignore her
Emma: I don't know if that's such a good idea
Daniboy: I don't know what to do then tell me..
Emma: maybe you can talk some sense into her?
Daniboy: OK i will but she's not online..... (but she was chatting with me...)
Emma: oh, maybe she's on the plain already
Daniboy: Jezzz what's the problem with her, why is she acting this way
Emma: because of you obviously.... If I lose you I would do weird things I think
Daniboy: You're the one I want and you can never loss me and nothing is gonna happen to you......
Oh she's online
Emma: oh, ok
Daniboy: Let me talk to her about
Emma: ok, do that
Daniboy: To let us be
Emma: I will go to sleep now. Let me know what she said please, I'll read it in the morning
Daniboy: OK dear
Have a nice dream

She's hasn't replied yet

She still refuse of not coming to England...
She even abuse me

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Earlier today
Daniboy: Hello
Are you there
She told me that, she's on her way yesterday but am not sure she's
Emma: oh fuck
now what?
Daniboy: Am not sure cos i asked her where she's, she told me home and she said she needs another drink. Oh see that she's OK misbehaving, opportunity came but once and she miss it.... Now she realised is too late and no going back..... Wait are you scared of her
You shouldn't be..
I found you my self so let her furstrate.
Emma: but she said she's on her way to England. How can I not be scared
Daniboy: Tell me why you're scared
Emma: Do you really think she would come all the way over here to have a cup of tea and scones?
Daniboy: Where is she coming to your house or where
Emma: No.... Buckingham Palace
What do you think?
Daniboy: And you won't be alone. I told her last night, what did she want and she said never mind...what i discovered now is that if i there with you and pregnant you.. She won't do anything cuz i won't allow that even if she see me. Now she realised that am still in Africa that's why she's acting like that.
Am even think it let's assume i have the money now. I get myself prepared to come over there.
Emma: But you are not here now and she is on her way.....
Daniboy: I hope she won't touch you...
Emma: Try and stop her please
Daniboy: Take mind dear am here for you, don't let that troubles. OK she told me we gonna chat today and Now she's not online
Emma: See, she's on the plain
FUCK!
Daniboy: Demn
Wait a minute is she your boss. I think she has upper hand than you right
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: She's not online yet what else do you want me to do
Emma: make sure you get over here as fast as you can
I'll try to avoid her
Daniboy: OK And am trying to..
Good i like that
Emma: make that video for chelsea today, I'll send it in, and make sure they understand the urgency
and in the meantime you try and talk her out of her plans
Daniboy: I haven't recovered yet on my knee,anyway today am at work but have discuss it with my brother......
Alright
I have to discuss this with my mom
Is get out of hand
Emma: I know
help me please
Daniboy: I will
Don't worry, her plan won't wrk
Am right waiting for her to hear her fuckin explanation
And is that the only way to get over to you Emma
Emma: you have other options?
Daniboy: What are the options?
Cos i know what she's trying to do now is to use money. That's her plan why she told you she gonna win.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a quick update so Emma knows where the jilted one is:

Quote:
Shogun: Hey you
Well done am going to block you soon keeeping merlis with me
Darla: Hurh?
Tabernack!!!!
My plain landled in Fucken France and they speak not good Enlish yu
Shogun: LOL
You better go home
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Go home plz,
You're stressing yourself
Which part are you in France
Darla: Am not stressing other thsan these chees eatin Zomblies don’t sopeak goodfly and it is pissing me ok?>
Shogun: OK tell me where you are
In France
You don't need this
darla you never tell me your mind
Darla: Yess am in RFrance Frere Jockstappp le crotch cricket
Shogun: Tell me your mind
Cos i don't see why you doing this
You don't have to blame anyone OK..
Darla: Am doing it for the say damage and to hoprft;y get some Anmerican food liker pizza ot that chesse with the holes in it
Shogun: What are you saying, stop the fuckin twisting hmm. OK alright you leave Atlanta as you said, I might hate you now
Darla: Hmmm or Le Bone Adios as they say here
Shogun: alk if you don't want me to block you. You are getting me angry.... Why are you so stubborn i told you not move are inch but you refuse. Non of my business, go back home that is what I know. Period
Darla:Who do you think you're doing....Darla: OMG OMG What the furker??? Am now on my period??? Are yu a Whichy????
Shogun: OK calm down when are you going back home
You don't want to spend money then, now you realise hmmm
Tell me what you want
Darla: Am gonna wipe the floor wit that Bitchy and wipe it again when she leaves a waxy yellow build up I am yes I am

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And a wee bit more:

Quote:
Shogun: Your too arrogant means I can't talk to you... Hmm demn furkin ass.... Silly where are you.
Darla: Am in Pepe le Pews fighting fire with fire Monsignor La Douche Canoe
Transteration Am fighting off a mass dive hang over and hydrating with sweat sweat Pernot!
TODAY
Shogun: Have you getting to England
Hola
Darla.....
Where are you
Am talking to you
Darla: AM I N GERMANY!!!! Tooks a wrong turn in Albert cookie tyahahahhaa
Shogun: Why are not angry
Why are you not answering me
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: You saw my message
But you..... Ignore
Darla: Hangs on
They are sainging a song and we are all on wooden benches……Fraulein give me one more stein before I pee in thwe Rhine itsa Oktoberfest tonight!!!!
Shogun: You enjoying right
Darla: Yess
Shogun: OK so your happy now
I see
So how is the drink
Darla: Oooh here is one who hass love in his lederhosen. Gahahahhaha
What a unit
Shogun: OK
Darla: Hunny it might be the schynapis talking but am loving yu Mc-bad like reallyok?
Shogun: Wow congrats
Hum but you must go back home, Atlanta
Darla: HHruh??
Shogun: Hey Darla
What's wrong
Hunny
Darla: I gots laddy wood in placesladdys don’t get woodsy
Shogun: What are you still doing spending alot of money
Darla: The Boss and he is thenicest man so ever so nicest sends me here for checking tlanetsokl?
Can yu speel expenives clam???? WOOOOOO
Shogun: No help me
Darla: Hsahsahahahaha silly man
Shogun: Akamu
Darla: Guesundheit as they say in France
Shogun: Me OK.... Silly woman
Hmmm
Darla: Whhatever I neds to get to England in a few days to make that bitchy pay and pai gow good yess??
Shogun: Then when you are done what's your next plan
After doing that to her
Darla: Don’t yu worry mr Mann I haver my stiletto!!!
Shitt I only broufght pumps Shit!!
Shogun: Tell me you can't just separate us and dump me
Darla
Darla: Tbnaks yu for reminding me must re search how to dump a body
Shogun: So is that your plan for me
Darla: Ohhh O gotta go there is a conga line strating..c
Shogun: You know what
If you still want me you gotta do something for me
Am talking to you
OK bye


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Friday, from where we left off... later that day
Emma: she's angry cause I'm with you
Daniboy: Oh did she chat you
Emma
Emma: She made that clear when I chatted with her yesterday
I didn't talk with her today
Daniboy: OK she's not online how are you doing dear, i hope she's not coming
Emma: I'm nervous
don't want to go home later
Daniboy: Why?
Emma: Don't you understand?
Daniboy: I know
You still at work...
Emma: Yes.. I think I'll stay longer today
Daniboy: OK, having meeting
Emma: No, I just told you I don't want to go home
Daniboy: Oh.....
This is really getting out of hand don't know what to do sincerely
This is confusing
Emma: I know. Imagine being in my position right now
Daniboy: I just don't know why she Keep doing this i told her is not your fault is her, and she should let it go......
What the hell is she trying to do with you.... This is bull shit.
I know how you feel, your worried

Later in the evening
Emma: of course I am
Daniboy: Where are you dear.
Are you home
Am talking to you
Emma: no i'm not
Daniboy: When will you get home
Emma: when I'm sure Darla is on the other side of the ocean
Daniboy: OK, is she in England now, has she arrived.
Emma: I don't know
Daniboy: Then i would you know if she left
Emma: what are you saying? You spoke with her today?
Daniboy: Not at all, not online i told you that
Emma: ok
Daniboy: Yeah, which side are you
I hop your not going home today cause is late
Emma: I'm on your side of course, what are you thinking?
I am not going home today
Daniboy: OK anyway take care of yourself love you

Saturday morning
Daniboy: Good morning cherish
How are you doing
Emma: Horrible
Daniboy: Been waiting for you
What
Emma: Slept on the sofa at Mark's
Now my neck hurts like hell
Daniboy: Am sorry i put you through this sorry
Emma: It's Darla doing this
Do you have any idea what she's up to?
Daniboy: Yes she was on line early, i chat her.. She said her plane landed in France. And they are not good enough in English. I was like something is wrong with her i told her should go back home
Emma: And did she listen?
Daniboy: What am seeing for me i don't think she leave.atlanta
Emma: Why do you think that?
Daniboy: Am gonna wipe the floor wit that Bitchy and wipe again when she leaves a waxy yellow build up I am yes I am
See the massage she wrote
Emma: Oh fuck. That's serious Cookie
Daniboy: I will forward more to you
Emma: Ok
Daniboy: Am not stressing other thsan these chees eatin Zomblies don’t sopeak goodfly and it is pissing me ok?>
Am doing it for the say damage and to hoprft;y get some Anmerican food liker pizza ot that chesse with the holes in it
Am powerless cos am not with you
That's the problem
Now
Emma: So you make sure you get here quick
I want to be in my own home instead of at Mark's. He's nice for letting me stay here but has been giving me strange looks
Daniboy: Am also dying here.. I don't want to get you worried...
Am sorry
Emma: I am worried.
Daniboy: And now you said you can't go home
Emma: Darla is in france, that's too damn close Cookie
When I'm home she knows how to find me
Daniboy: What will I do, i know.....
This is bull shit
Emma: Even if she doesn't fly, it's only half a day by car. They go straight through the big tunnel, so she might be on her way now
Crap
Daniboy: Ah this piss me off
Cuz of you i don't sleep well,
Emma: What are you going to do?
Daniboy: I need you to be happy, Now she's not online... She's rude i see it...
Emma: I know... Traveling again
But what are YOU going to do?
I need your help here
Daniboy: Yes I know, baby what do me to do...... Now what she's going to do most spending alot of money to get what she wants
I know her plan that's it...
Emma: Her spending money has nothing to do with it... You need to come here and help me
Daniboy: But how can this be, doesn't make sense..... How long is she going to stay
Emma: I don't know cookie, she was just threatening me, after that, silence
Looks like she'll only talk to you
Daniboy: That what.. Tell me to come back to her........
Emma: What?
You're leaving me?
Daniboy: Nop
Don't know what you mean
That's why
Emma: Ok
Like I told you before, the quickest way to come here is with Chelsea's help. Because they have a shitload of money and get travel arrangements done in the blink of an eye
Daniboy: Ok
What happened to my knee if i don't play well but I know they can help me with that
Emma: Of course they can help with that. They have hired doctors there for the players
Daniboy: I didn't go to training cos of my knee
OK no problem dear
Emma: You just take the good medicine and do as best as you can. I'll tell my friend about the situation and im sure they'll understand
Just make sure the video meets all requirements this time
Daniboy: OK
So what have you eaten
Emma: nothing yet
Daniboy: Why
Pls try
Emma: Cause I have a massive headache and need a warm shower first
Daniboy: OK after that you must eat before taking drugs and feel relax
Emma: If you were here you could join me and massage my neck. I'd feel better instantly
Daniboy: i know and I won't let you run away from her..... And would let her know you're carrying my baby.
Emma: Huh? How did that happen?
I'm not like virgin mary with the immaculate conception
Daniboy: I know, am saying if I was there with you
Emma: I see
But you have to make sure to get here first
Daniboy: OK
Emma: I'm going to take a shower now. Please give my best wishes to mom
Daniboy: Now I have to get those things myself instead of using training properties, like ball, cone
Love you too sweetie
Emma: Bye we talk later
Daniboy:Bye love
Have some rest
After eating

End of the evening
Daniboy: Ello
Emma: hi
how are you?
Daniboy: Fine you
Emma: stressed
Daniboy: Am sorry
For putting you through this
I almost die today
If not God you should have miss me but I thank god......
Emma: how did you almost die?
what happened?
Daniboy: I drank dry gin, which have been told not to taste at all for my entire life... That almost kill me
Emma is not a joke
Emma: always mix gin with rum.... tastes much better
but why did you do that?
Daniboy: I don't want it any more. I don't know just feel like but too much. Now i cansel any thing done with gin except wine and coke
If you see me i started crying... Cos the pain is too much to bare. My stomach hot me
Emma: of course
why did you drink so much?
oh, mark says I need to turn of the lights... Talk to you tomorrow
Daniboy: Is not good for my body.. And again it will be against me when I go for medical
Baby
OK bye

Sunday
Daniboy: Am in Pepe le Poos fighting fire with fire Monsignour Le Douche Canoe
Traiteration Am fighting off a massdive hang over and hydrating with sweat sweat Pernot!
Says darla
Where did you think she's now.
Emma: She said pepe le poos fighting fire. Don't know where that is
What else she said?
Daniboy: Nothing not on line
Emma: But she sent you that message, was that all?
Daniboy: Yeah....
I ask her, if she is in England but she's not online....
To reply
Emma: So I still can not go home tonight... 😞
Daniboy: Why can't you. You should of course, i Explain to my mom and she said is not your fault, why can't you go home she said... Go home tomorrow is working day
Emma: But with darla on her way.... Even if it's not my fault... That won't stop her
Daniboy: Now am speechless
Emma: Why?
Daniboy: Cos i can't talk to her she's not online..... How are you going to prepare for tomorrow work
Wait she's on line
Emma: I gave Mark my key. He's picking up some stuff for me
Please try and calm Darla down...
Daniboy: She refused to reply, and went offline
Emma: What the fuck...
Is she still in france?
Daniboy: Like she's insane i see, what the hell is wrong with her. Am really Angry, she gave me no respond
Emma: So I'm stuck here
Daniboy: This is serious. Can't you relocate to another house...
For this to calm down
Do you hear me
Emma: Why another house. She can't find me here
You just need to get your gorgeous ass over here asap
Daniboy: OK
Brb
Love how far tomorrow work
Is like she's in England that's why she refused to reply back
What are you doing
Emma: had to make something to eat for mark. He doesn't mind me staying here, but wants me to do some things for him while I'm here
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: what are you doing?
Daniboy: Did he help you in packing some stuff
Emma: I can't go home, he went there for me to pick up stuff
Daniboy: On bed chatting with you
Emma: And I don't like someone going through my clothes...
Cookie, did you do anything yet to try to get here?
Daniboy: AM I N GERMANY!!!! Tooks a wrong turn in Albert cookie tyahahahhaa
Says Darla
Emma: well... that's not england....
but still way too close
you're talking to her now?
Daniboy: Yeah, but haven't reply yet
Emma: please just try to calm her down. make her see it's no use. she will not find me. Get her back to USA please
Daniboy: OK dear
Hunny it might be the synapis talking but am loving yu Mcbad like reallyok?
Am bringing her down but this the only way out
Emma: what is the only way out cookie?
Daniboy: Don't worry Emma my family loves you
Emma: I know that.... what are you trying to say?
Daniboy: She wrote that
Emma: oh, i thought you said you were bringing darla down
Daniboy: See what she wrote
Like she's just kidding you don't have your time
The Boss and he is thenicest man so ever so nicest sends me here for checking tlanetsokl?
Can yu speel expenives clam???? WOOOOOO
I don't really understand her again twisting the English
Emma: must be the jagermeister talking.....
fuck, she's really in germany
Daniboy: Then what's she doing
Emma: my guess.... getting drunk
and thats bad
do you have any idea what Darla is like when she's drunk?
Daniboy: Talker thife
Emma: huh?
Daniboy: She still insist, you must stay where you are
Whhatever I neds to get to England in a few days to make that bitchy pay and pai gow good yess??
Emma: shit
time's running out cookie
DO SOMETHING!
Daniboy: OK let me try another And at this point Darla started ignoring him
[/color]Stubborn Darla..... I have to pretend i like her.. So that she will go back, do you want that
Cos i think that will work
Can you see her on line
Re you please with my terms
Emma: I don't really like you talking to her like that
is this really the only way?
Daniboy: OK....
If you said so, but you know she won't stop
Emma: I know
what do you think is best?
Daniboy: I just ask you, OK let me try it should hi
Emma: Ok, try it, but don't take it too far, I don't want you cheating on me cookie
I trust you
Daniboy: You too sweetheart i will forward it to you as usual
But now she hasn't reply yet
Emma: ok, thank you
you think she's traveling again?
Daniboy: No like she's drunk, but still on line...
Have you blocked her
On fb
Emma: no, but she doesn't talk to me
Daniboy: OK dear, let her reply me and see if it works... Have you ever seen her behave weirdly befr
Emma: Not like this
Daniboy: Some one who drink too much is abnormal
She drink too much that's why
Emma: I know.
Daniboy: And I told you everything back then.... About me and Darla how she fuck up, and you didn't tell me she's this crazy
Emma: I just told you I didn't know she's this crazy. I only know what she's like when she's drunk
Daniboy: This kind of person can kill if care not taking
Emma: you now understand why I can't go home?
And why I need you to come here
Daniboy: I know what i need now is to get my personal ball and cone it will help me faster...
Don't worry i have plans
Emma: Ok, I'm happy to hear that. But please don't take too much time
Daniboy: I know, but if i do that, baby am not prepared
Emma: how are you not prepared? You are the best ballkicker I've ever seen
Daniboy: Do I have to take out from the money I have for the passport
Emma: Sure, if you need to do that
Daniboy: I baby but out there, there more better player than me here am still learning
Emma: Like I told you, Chelsea has a shitload of money, when they hire you they pay travel expenses
don't be insecure Cookie
Daniboy: But no problem am not scared of that
Emma: no need to be
Daniboy: Sure you will be right there with me
Emma: Of course
what do you think?
Daniboy: Yeye
Nice
Don't worry let's see this week OK like I will get it
Emma: Really? That would be great. Thank you cookie
Daniboy: Thank you ma
Emma: I have to go dear. Mark is giving me weird looks again, think I'm going to clean up the kitchen.
Daniboy: Ok

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This is better than anything on television, I don't see how he keeps any of the conversations straight. Confused lads are the best lads though.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Hey OC. Good to see you around.

My over-seer told me that Darla is in England:

Quote:
Shogun: Darla
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: How are you doing
It's been a while
Darla: Am great Hunny made it to England
Been eating funny foods like bubble and squeak, spotted dick and porkys revenge
Shogun: Really
Darla
So when did you arrive
Darla: A day or two ago??? Dunno they took me to the hospital cause they couldn’t wake me up when the plain landed so then that was wait what day is it today?
Shogun: But you refuse to listen to me why.........
What happened to you....too much drink huh
Darla: Hmmm
Hang on a sec I got a text from Mark
Shogun: I told you but won't listen. But how are you now
Darla: Am great. Nothing spells loving like being in the Scorpions home town!!!!
Rock Yu like a Hurricane Yah!!!
Shogun: What do you mean by that Darla
Darla: Am sorry I forgets that yu don’t know Musically geography like I do
Shogun: When are you going back
To Atlanta you see you spend alot
Darla: Heheeh silly this is a business trip
Do yu know a gut called Marky
Shogun: Are you sure, remember don't abuse me
Who's he
To you
Darla: Stoopid German keyboards I meant Mark like that stooped money wait nevermind

Nothing he textile me and said he knew Emo
Emma
Shogun: Darla……
Darla... Don't do anything stupid but can I ask you a question
Darla: ok
Shogun: Can I
Darla: ok
Shogun: And you give me respond
Darla: ok
Shogun: You know you abandon me and now why are you doing this.
What are you after
Tell me
Darla: Wait did yu calls me stupid?????
Shogun: No I didn’t
Darla: I think its best if I goes and sees what Mark wnats
Shogun: Just don't want mess hurh
Then you spend alot of money
Darla: Heheehh I just saw peoples eating hamburgers with forks and knifes hahaaha
Shogun: Am not happy
Darla: It weerent a happy meal they were in a place calls Wimpys
Shogun: Stop it, Darla stop it.... What's wrong you kidding me why.
Stop don't change word... for me
Tell me your fighting all cos of who....
Darla: Mr Man I gotta go cause this creepy Marky Mark guy is bothering me.
Double Plus I has to figure out how to get that Bitchy and good like cause that is why I is here and maybe to see the sights like the Ark of the covenant and the Louvres.
Shogun: Talk to me am asking you questions
Now you want me to lose right and you will leave... Huh
You see, your speechless no problem you can go

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Monday
Daniboy: At work now
Am suffering from malaria.. My eyes is some how heavy as stone...
Mad raining here...
Am sick.
Hope you're good
Emma: oh no....
you should see a doctor
Daniboy: Don't worry i will go to the clinic here at work
Emma: yes please. I'm worried
Daniboy: Oh dear you don't need to... I will go when 5:30 you get it write am strong.....
Emma: I know that, but I don't want you to be sick
Daniboy: Thank you dearest i know you don't want me to, i will OK. So what's going on there
Emma: I'm working, and tired, because I sleep like shit
woke up somewhere around 3 am to find mark in the doorway looking at me. I just pretended to be asleep and he went back to bed, but it was a bit creepy.
Daniboy: Am Sorry for making this happenin to you sorry
Emma: I know Cookie, I just need you to help fix this mess
Daniboy: Alright lik i told, getting those stuff ,this never come to my mind... Maybe I should have been there
Emma: Yes, you should've been here a long time ago
Daniboy: But like I said i will get it.... On Saturday and I will try the 5min video on Sunday...
Emma: Cookie, that's too long... Darla is close
Daniboy: Is she taking it to the court that you put me in so much hurry?
Dear
Emma: court?, she was going to wipe the floor with me
that's what she told you
that's not court, that's fighting
Daniboy: No dear am just asking coz don't know what she's after
ok
How are you
How would you feel if she see me.. With you
Emma: I would feel less scared
Daniboy: Haha
OK
Emma: I'd be happy if she sees you with me, because that means you're with me
Daniboy: Yegaaaa baby
That's it
Lol
What are you doing
Emma: I'm emailing my lawyer to see what we can do about Darla,
Daniboy: OK
Any reply yet
Emma: yes
he told me there's nothing he can do. Only when she has attacked me, but not when she's threatening
I really need you to help me
Daniboy: mylady is worried oh no,ahh just calm down OK.
Emma: Of course I'm worried. I'm still at Marks place, no idea for how long and that wicked skank is hunting me
Daniboy: Wait a minute you said mark was watching you at the middle of the night, when you woke up
Hop nothing went wrong
Emma: no, I pretended to be sleeping, and he went back to his bedroom
but it was strange and creepy
Daniboy: Hmm OK alright.. But you have room door
Why not lock it when sleep, like is caring how do you see it
Emma: no, I sleep on the sofa
I told you this
Daniboy: Alright
He's good i see
Emma: who is good?
Daniboy: Trying to make sure you OK
Mark of course is he not human don't worry i told you, you get me Atlas OK
Let Darla come on line so I ask her where she's is
Emma: he is human of course
I get you atlas? What's that?
Daniboy: Let's see where Darla is if she come online
Emma: You didn't speak with her yet today?
Daniboy: No not online. Am so much tired of her. She's something else
Emma: Me too
Daniboy: She's out of her mind
Emma: I know
Daniboy: See what she's going to end up in hospital cos she drink too much.... And it's taking much importance from her...
She talk anyhow when she get drunk
Emma: when she drinks herself into the hospital, that will give us some more time
Daniboy: And they Will gave her warning ⚠
Emma: and you think she'll listen?
Daniboy: Then is up to her, is her body not mine
Emma: i know
Daniboy: This rain just bring down malaria many are suffering from it.
I went to the clinic and they gave me drugs
Emma: oh that's good. you should feel better soon right?
Daniboy: Yeah
Emma: I need to turn of the lights now

Tuesday
(skipped some uninteresting stuff
Daniboy: Alright am at home
Much later
Emma: I'm at Marks again
Daniboy: Oh well everything will be OK
Emma: how do you know?
Daniboy: Me i felt so...
Emma: You have a chrystal ball?
Daniboy: Am on Thursday
I want to go to the bank that's i need to apply on time, cos i need my national Identity card for me to get my passport....
At least I have one of all
Zenith bank
Emma: ok, that's a good idea
Daniboy: Yeah i should have go tomorrow but I need to get to training....
Let's talk about when my deal is done to come over.. .
Do i need a agent also
Baby talk to me
Any way is late ,you can go to bed....
Emma: an agent?
Daniboy: Let me know, what i hear is that.... Situation like this. i will some one by me am I right
OK let's put it like this my coach knows what am doing.
Emma: Ok. What did he say?
Daniboy: Not really, he support and help now nothing has show up, you waiting for the video... But I have to explain to him to know before its too late
Do I need an agent to stand for me i ask you....
oh God, what are you doing
(not answering quick enough obviously)
Emma: You need to make the video, I send it to my contact at Chelsea and they will arrange the rest
if you need an agent, they will provide or let you know what to do
Daniboy: OK,alright now you talking.....
Sleep well my love
Emma: You too

Wednesday
Daniboy: Hi love,
How are you
I have ball work Program fr one month. Which start on Monday
which is 17th and ended 17th of next month... Is for my own good...
Befr the video, and they Will help me with that....
They want me to to get fit... I not fit,cos what i played today and my mate have improved and I is still there. You know it's a shame for me to remain in one pist
Post
He called me and explain to me, that i should get fit and play well befr i make the video
I agree cos i don't want anything like mess to happen when I get there
I went home and explain to mom she told me to go ahead and explain to you just one month, i know how worried you are. But is the best for us
I just hope i see who to video me on that Program for me to send to you
Just to see am not lying and not to send to Chelsea until am done with the program cos i pay for it
If you really get me, you don't need to get angry
I just want you to understand
I need it my game is low
And people are improving..
Brb
(Lazy bastard.... At this point Darla was kindly asked to move to London, up the pressure a bit more)
Emma: So you just leave me alone here to deal with Darla?
Daniboy: What do you mean by that
Do you think am happy with what is happening, i have no choice. Leave Darla alone.... She can't hit you....and if she does then report to your lawyer as you said.... Not what you think am dying
Emma: Wow.... thanks
Daniboy: Are you angry with me
Emma: Can't say I'm happy. You just told me it's ok for Darla to beat me up, because I can just press charges afterwards.... Damage will be done then, so what's the use?
She needs to be stopped
Daniboy: Emma you don't have the money. The club is the one to do that.... And I trying to do the best of me... And you will enjoy it to the end... Since you don't want to go home. For me i can't be scared of someone like that when is not God.... My mom said same thing.
Just tired here your putting confusion in me
Emma: Easy for you to say. You are not the one hunted down by crazy chick. I'm still stuck here at Mark's
Much later
Daniboy: Can you hear pls go home, I know...
Am sorry
Emma: you want me to go home? She knows where to find me if I do that
I don't like it here cookie. I have caught Mark in the doorway looking at me again at night and this evening he's sitting way too close, touching my hair every time and pretending it's an accident.
Daniboy: So what are you gonna do
Don't you have a female friend to Scott with for some time... I don't like the way he behave
Worried here too don't let him force.. Look for a friend female
He's a bad guy...
Pls do that quick, he's eager to do something...
Did he have a wife
Think fast befor he did something wrong. Maybe no you should leave that place you stay look for another...
Emma: I don't know where to go Cookie, all my other friends live too far away from my work
Do you know if Darla is still in Germany?
Daniboy: Nop we haven't chat since yesterday....
Emma: Fuck
Why not Cookie, are you not taking this seriously?
Daniboy: Am trying but she's not online
Emma: Traveling again....
Daniboy: Ohhh
What's even wrong with this woman...
Ohhhhh
Emma: I don't know.... Must be something you did
From when you talked to her before we met
Daniboy: Huh, yes but she didn't take me serious, all what she's after is me to work in hotlanta, dance, stunt.. Music and acting movie. But non of this is my choice
So she stop talking to me. That i dissapoint
Her
Then I keep searching befor i met you
Then what did I do... That's not normal tell me now
Are you there
Emma: I don't know what abnormal things you did
Im here, had to get something to drink to go sit in another spot without being to obvious about it. Mark was trying to read my messages
Daniboy: What's wrong with you now you putting fault now hurh
I explained and explain now you saying annoying words fuck
Is like you don't have patient she's on line
Emma: I'm not putting fault on anybody. Just trying to figure out what the damn problem is
Daniboy: Yes me too... But, she's in England
Emma: What the fuck... How do you know?
Daniboy: She told me
Emma: Shit
See. It's good I'm not at home
I have to turn off the lights. Good night cookie
Daniboy: Wait
A day or two ago??? Dunno they took me to the hospital cause they couldn’t wake me up when the plain landed so then that was wait what day is it today?
Who's mark
I hope is not the mark you staying with
Hang on a sec I got a text from Mark
Emma: What are you talking about?
How did mark get your number?
Daniboy: That's what she said, that she got a message from Mark
Emma: FUCK
Daniboy: Don't know
Emma: What did he tell her?
Daniboy: That's why he's acting that way
Wait let me...
Emma: What did mark say to her?
Daniboy: Wait...
Emma: For fuckin mark to make another move?
Daniboy: She said is a business trip but am asking how is Mark to her
Stay on let me confirm
Stoopid German keyboards I meant Mark like that stooped money wait nevermind
Nothing he textile me and said he knew Emo
Emma: I only know one Mark.....this is bad. What's his plan?
Daniboy: Nothing he textile me and said he knew Emo
Emma: Don't know now
I have to leave here
Right now
Daniboy: So where are you heading to..
It's good
Emma: I have no idea, but anything is better than staying here
What is good? What are you talking about? Nothing about this is good
Daniboy: For you leaving, I don't want anything to happen to you
Emma: Yeah, sleeping on the street is a good thing. Thanks cookie
Where do you suggest I go at midnight?
Daniboy: No am not saying you should sleep on the street... OK sleep over i will do the work
What are you going yo do?
Emma: I don't know. Darla knows where I am now and mark is trouble...
Daniboy: Just trying to to find out more about Mark..
Emma: All shit on a shingle, this is fucking fantastic
Daniboy: You too need to study mark as well
Emma: How?
Daniboy: Double Plus I has to figure out how to get that Bitchy and good like cause that is why I is here and maybe to see the sights like the Ark of the covenant and the Louvres.
Mr Man I gotta go cause this creepy Marky Mark guy is bothering me.
Emma: Crap. I have to go
Daniboy: Do you think is the work of Mark, wait sleep over.... And tomorrow will talk is late
Now i know what she's after,
Just want to separate us
I ask her that but she's speechless. My mom is also hungry
Off line

Today
Emma: Oh fuck .. sleeping at the office really got my neck in a twist. I need to find something for tonight
Daniboy: So what's your plan
Emma: I don't know
Daniboy: Are you going to marks plc to night
Emma: I can't go home and can't go back to Mark's
Daniboy: So where are you going to sleep
Tonight
Emma: I don't know
Daniboy: Am still thinking of what to do and where you can sleep to night...
Emma: Yes, me too, but I have no idea
Daniboy: What I Am trying to do is,darla should leave England
And she will
Emma: how do you know?
Daniboy: OK i she was telling me that she have business trip with Mark but I know it's a lie
Let see how long it will takes her
She hide some words from me and I know, i know her plan
Emma: Ok, what is her plan?
Daniboy: She want to separate us... And went away.
Emma: where did she go?
Daniboy: Still in England but she's jealous
Don't worry am all yours
Let me get through what I told you
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From where we left of thursday:
Emma: You should try and do anything in your power to get here and stop Darla. Talking is of no use here
Daniboy: Is that the only way out... To stop Darla
Emma: Yes
Daniboy: Then explain how....and when she see me
Emma: I explained
Daniboy: OK, i know why you really in a hurry... But don't worry i will make the video a day when am through with the program
OK
Emma: That is too late.... You really think Darla wil wait more than one month to come beat me up?
I might be swimming with the sharks by that time
Daniboy: Swimming with the shark What do you mean
Emma: Dead cookie.... Dead
Daniboy: Brb but it won't happen OK
Emma: how do you know it won't happen
Daniboy: You see, you don't have Believe..if you can see a safe place.. To hide
Wait where are you now
Hello.....
Emma: hi
I'm in a pub
still thinking about where to go
Daniboy: Oh am not happy....
Emma: sure.... walk a mile in my shoes
Daniboy: Emma what's happening now I don't know.... and why
I shouldbe the one going through this
Emma: Then why the hell are you not here?
Daniboy: Why..... Emma i can't do that in a hurry. OK you're my family i know... Wait do you want me to come over and don't meet up to the demand.what did you think the club will do send me back. I don't want that and my coach who told me to do this has is reason try to get me..
Assume you are with your friends or friend at Chelsea i hope she will understand better... There's still when am through baby please i know how you feel. Right now...
Emma: You have no idea how I feel Cookie
Daniboy: OK OK
I have no idea
How do you feel
Am not OK either
Emma: Ok, lets think...... I can't go home, have no place to stay tonight and there's a psycho bitch on the loose coming closer, wanting to wipe the floor with me.......
Daniboy: Just trying to be strong
Emma: I'm fucking scared and angry that you refuse to come over to help me Cookie
Daniboy: OK assume i have my flight feel i will come
Assuming I have my Flight fee i will come but the video no one will allow me until i do what I suppose to do
Emma: Are you still a child that needs permission for every move you make?
All you need is someone to hold your phone and point the camera at you while you do your ballkicking moves
It's only 5 damned minutes
Daniboy: Nop but what I need is what I have to do starting on Monday
I know is five minutes but I don't have ball control...
That's my problem
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Emma: I'm sure you can get a ball somewhere
Oh Cookie, that is so sweet
I love it when you call me that
Daniboy: Sure.... I will even if am training haha baby i beg you don't worry
Emma: how can I not worry?
I'm going to stay at a hotel tonight. Found one with a room available
Daniboy: Alright
Dearest
Emma: It's a fancy one. Hope Darla can't find me there
Daniboy: Yes love. She won't just keep your self safe till I come now am gonna work hard for you no matter what my cherish...
Emma: Im not sure.
Daniboy: Not sure of what
Cherish
So you want to leave
Emma: Leave? What do you mean? You found a place for me?
Daniboy: No am OK with that plc
You're
Emma: I'm what?
Daniboy: Talk to me, what's wrong
I said if you can stay there for a while. Butyou said you're not sure
Why
Emma: Darla is on her way and you aren't, that's the problem
Daniboy: Where did you think she's now
Emma: You said she won't find me here and i said. Im not sure abou that
Daniboy: OK now you're talking
Emma: I dont know cookie. She refuses to talk to me.
Now I'm talking what? like its good when she will find me here?
Daniboy: She will give herself hyppertension you will see it
Too much crazy of her
Is that place you're close to mark place
If not relax
Emma: It is
Also close to my work
Daniboy: Oh fuck.. Cherish..... Am so so much sad, not happy
Emma: Me neither cookie
Daniboy: What i will say is for you to keep yourself safe and be careful till I come....
Emma: I try. Just hurry
Daniboy: OK
No matter what it's takes am yours i want to assure you of that....
Have some rest please is late
See you tomorrow

Today
Daniboy: How are you doing, have been busy now preparing for work.
Any news
Emma: nothing
Daniboy: Alright, Hop you OK
Emma: No I'm not
Daniboy: I know. But try to be.... Darla won't find you...
I feel like talking to you on phone,
Or we use voice massenger
Let me hear your voice
Emma: I'm not happy with you now
You let me down
Daniboy: What do you mean by that.... And what are you trying to say... Hate me right. No problem go ahead
Am also working on it Emma, but you won't know Darla will not get you.... Don't be mad at me
Emma: Darla is in fucking England Cookie! And you are doing nothing about it
you promised me this weekend you make the video, so you can come here. Now you say next month. That's not helpful to me now
Daniboy: I told my mom about this she said am gonna do something to let her go back.... Yes I will cos this stress is too much.. For you to bear
Just let me
OK
She will leave you alone
Emma: What will you do?
Daniboy: Emma leave that to me... She will leave you alone
Emma: I'm not so sure.
"I'm going to get you stupid bitchy"
is what she sent me earlier
Daniboy: OK
Let me start now
Wait
Emma: start what?
Daniboy: I need to be able to go home. I'm staying at the Pullman hotel now. Fancy as fuck, but really expensive.
Emma: I don't like it here
Daniboy: Oh fuck
OK endure with me
Emma: What are you going to do?
Daniboy: Still thinking
I called mom she said when I Came back from work i should see her....
Emma: This is so fucked up
Daniboy: No fucked up dear just let me get home
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's obviously not going to make the video.... It'll remain a mystery for now whether the program he's talking about actually exists

Saturday
Daniboy: Hi
Emma: where have you been?
Daniboy: Not feeling OK I should ask you same...
Emma: I told you I am at the Pullman hotel
Daniboy: Then I waited for you all.. You're not there. So where are you now
Emma: Still at the hotel. Where else. You told me yesterday to contact me when you got home. I was waiting.... Nothing
Daniboy: Did you have any idea where she's now in England... Is she close to you. I keep praying
Emma: You were supposed to find out dammit
What's your plan?

Sunday
Daniboy: Am sorry baby I slept off.. Yes I suppose to but we do everything in prayer......
Daniboy: I was wondering what might have happened that you don't chat with me.
Emma: I was talking to you but you fell asleep
Daniboy: Yes am sorry
Emma: so you shouldn't accuse me of not chatting with you
And you still didn't tell me your plan and I'm still stuck in this place
Daniboy: Did you have any body over there that can assist you.... If Darla is still around cos three days now she's not online not that I neglect you... Emma.
That's my plan the way I think... Mom is even angry about that bicth.. She shouldn't have act that way. That freaky fool.
Emma: You tell me nothing about what your plan is
And I'm alone here
Daniboy: I said I will use prayer to stop her maybe you don't believe.... OK can't you even pray cause it works but people don't look that way....
I know but I can't rush that way I........is for my own good.. Emma I know you understand but just the way things is now... I can't chat with her cuz she's not online, like she found out that am giving you Expo. That's what I see but she can't run away with this she must tell what is going on...
Emma: I can't believe this....
Of course I believe in prayer. I'm in church every sunday for a reason Cookie
But I also know that God tells us that He will help us when it is needed, but we also have to do everything in our own power. God is not some kind of Santa Clause you know
So what is the plan..... With actions... What are you going to do?
Daniboy: I discuss this issue with my pastor and he said he will help us in prayer... Darla is online...
This is real enemy among us
And after when I finish my program.. Baby i will do everything I have to do... Ok
Emma: After you finish your program isn't helping me right now Cookie. I need your help NOW and you let me down
Leave me to take care of it myself

Today
Daniboy:I know you did Emma but need to understand me. Please is not that am doing this purposely,please don't be angry and dont be scared
<daniboy set the nickname to my cherish angel pls don't cry.>
Emma: You purposely don't do as you promised. I trusted you
And you let me down
I'm not happy cookie
Daniboy: What else did you want me to do.i told you cherish....
Why are you talking like this
Did you now hate me for this, i don't want you in bad mood but this way things came out
Emma: You promised you'd send the video this weekend so you'd be here quick, but now you refuse.... What should I think of that?
Daniboy: Am even trying to talk to her but she's not responding but she will reply me... Just
Oh i told you na
Emma: Talking doesn't help for fucks sake. You need to be HERE
Daniboy: Emma you're just in a hurry which is not so
Then am in trouble
Emma: So I should just be patient and let that bitch kick my ass while I wait for you to get your shit together
Daniboy: Where are you now at work right...
Emma: And what's the excuse next time?
Daniboy: Am off to go now at work now.... By 11:30 I chat you....
Now your acussing me and is my fault
Don't worry
Emma: Sure.... Evade the topic again
Daniboy: Is my fault i shouldn't have tell you this,maybe this wouldn't have happened
Emma: Stop whining and tell me what you're going to do about this mess
Daniboy: What am going to do is after my program. And on the last day of it i will make the video and send it to you even have discuss this with mom she agreed.. Did you want me to come over there and flop.. I need it. Patient dog eat the fastest bone you know that
I have to work now see you later
But pls calm down
Emma: This doesn't help me at all. Do you really think Darla will wait a whole month?

Later
Emma: Fuck... Darla just sends me a message that she's in Liverpool

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daniboy: Haha
How did she know you are in Liverpool
She has informat ...let me tell
You
Emma: I don't know Cookie, might be the fact that I LIVE HERE AND IT'S ON MY FRIGGIN FACEBOOK PAGE.....🙄
Daniboy: Yes on your page that's where she got it from what the fuck is this
This is Darla coming for me
And you doing absolutely nothing about it
Daniboy: No tell me did she want to kill, if not for the full fighting for someone you haven't see this is so stupid of her..
Emma: She didn't tell me exactly
But tailgating was mentioned
Daniboy: Tailgating...
Don't understand
Emma: Really painful
Fuck
Daniboy: What's painful
Emma: Tailgating is
Pay attention
This is not going to end well
Daniboy: Not going to end well means you will leave me alone
Hmmm
Emma: You selfish bastard
It means im fucking scared of what she'll be doing
Daniboy: Am confused
Of what she's going to do...
Emma: She's going to hug me, tell her I'm her best friend forever and we have tea and cookies and remember the good old days
What do you think Cookie
Everyone with more than three braincells knows she's out to get me good
<daniboy cleared your nickname
Daniboy: You called me selfish bastard, if I am what am I disturbing myself on. You know i lost my dad that's why you called me that.. It's OK thank you.
Am not happy for what you said
Emma: No, it's because you do nothing to stop Darla
Daniboy: If I should call you that how will you feel.. I have to sit back and think... You take me back to memory and I will think of him... Not happy pls
Emma: I would say you're right, because my dad's no good
Daniboy: Emma this is the first time you called me that.
My aunty saw the massage... Why Emma you insult me in public cos she saw it
Any way hope you guys have a nice time. Bye 👋
Emma: Just know Cookie, I arranged with my lawyer, when she kills me you get everything
Daniboy: What...
Hurh stop this
You hurting me
Emma: You know I love you, but you're a man, you should protect your woman. But even when you don't I'll love you from heaven
Daniboy: Emma
Is she going to kill you
What
Pls talk to me
Plss
Emma: I DON'T KNOW
Daniboy: OK can you make me the money... To come over now am heart broken
Is getting out of hand
Emma: How can I do that?
Daniboy: Is possible if you can
But running home
Now to mum i can't lose you
Emma: I don't know how Cookie
Daniboy: You didn't turn up..
..earlier i told you this befr i should have been there by now
OK
I will ask my mom or my aunty just stay online
Emma: I know you should've been here, I told you that so many times, but you refused to do what's needed
Daniboy: I know and not that you think dear
Am not happy Emma about what you said what you said
Emma: You think I"m happy now?
Daniboy: Are you, no am not sure
Wait almost getting to mom
Emma: OF COURSE IM NOT HAPPY
What if Darla finds me?
I'm scared shitless now
my jujitsu skills are not really up to date
Daniboy: God damn it.....
Emma: what?
.... oh sorry, you're praying
Daniboy: Emma......
Emma: yes
Daniboy: My mom will walk on this tomorrow... She's going to give me reply on it.....
Emma: Let's hope that's not too late
Daniboy: Pls also look for help i beg you, i can't lose you
Emma: Where shall I look for help. With Mark?
You are my only hope Cookie
And you are not here
Daniboy: am not happy
Emma: Then get your ass over here
Daniboy: I Know Emma
What about your girlfriend..
Tell them what's going on
Emma: They know, they don't want trouble
Daniboy: Oh demn
Emma: Cookie?
Daniboy: Yeah, is not good This
Am weak
Emma: I know
I'm going to
oh shit
fuck

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Geeze hope Emma will be ok...

Quote:
Shogun: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Haha where have you been
Darla: The only place I haven’t been is the slammer.
Tho the fuzz were following me earlier but I lost them
Shogun: You never told me nothing you hiding something from me
Darla: I got that Bitchy and I got her good
Shogun: Where are you now
Darla: My hotel room
Shogun: Where
Darla: Liverpool silly
Shogun: Silly….
How did you know you get her
Darla: Probably when I head faked her with some crumpets and the sucker fell for it
Or maybe when I gave her that flurry to the solar plexus and she kept gasping my ribs my ribs
Shogun: What are you trying to do
Stop it leaves her alone
Darla: I’m still holding a chunk of hair I ripped out of her stoopd scalp
BTW she uses way too much product
Shogun: Darla....
Would you lissen to me
Darla: Aww I was telling yu an ever so good story.
Shogun: Pls leave that lady alone
What's your problem for god sake
I told you this isn't her fault
Or her fight
You don't know your no more a kid
Darla: Lady? More like looser cause she hits like a girl
Shogun: Acting disgracly
None of your business i told not to go, until go.... Why don't you come over and fight me here..
Can't just imagine u fighting with under age... Are you not ashamed of yourself
Now you done your worst by hurting her... Huh now you should also forget about me. Cuz I can't talk to you anymore.... I said don't go but you refuse
Darla: Fight yu? Oooh are threatening me yu bastard head???
I’ll kick your ass in front of your mother if yu treat me again
Am going now cause yu don't lissen to my ever so good story well
Shogun: oh now you are talking u wanna kill me..
Right
I have to
Darla: Gotta go someone is knocking on my door



Hmm wonder what happened? Good thing Darla is from the Baddest Street in the Whole USA:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no.... Emma doesn't remember her beloved....

Daniboy: What
Is that
Emma........................
.
Talk to me

Today 9:13AM
Daniboy: Emma
1:40PM
Emma: huh?
4:21PM
Daniboy: What happened you just went suddenly
Emma: who are you?
Daniboy: Emma
Emma: oh hi emma
you have my name
Daniboy: what are you talking about
Emma: it says here you are cookie
is that like the muffin man?
Daniboy: Who am I chatting with
Emma: Emma of course
ouch, don't make me laugh
my ribs hurt like hell
Daniboy: Are you sure
Emma: 3 of them are broken
Daniboy: Am sorry
Emma: why?
was it you who did it?
Daniboy: She told me is my fault... I tried OK wait let me forward to you
Emma: huh?
do you live on drury lane?
Daniboy: Emma are you ok
Why are you talking like this
Emma: my ribs are broken and the doctor says something with my head
but the nurse is sweet
she gives me something oxycosomewhat
Daniboy: What did she do to you... Wait you at the hospital
Emma: yes
who is she?
your wife?
or your boss?
Daniboy: Jesus Christ.... No don't say that
Emma: are you with the maffia?
Daniboy: No
No
Emma: who are you?
Daniboy: I have nothing to do with that bitch
<Daniboy> of course
Emma: who? the nurse? She's sweet
who is <Daniboy>? it says you are somewhat of a very special cookie
are you chocolate chip?
I love chocolate chip
Daniboy: Emma pls stop it and talk to me...
Pls
Emma: i am
but you say nothing
Daniboy: am not OK Emma
Emma: why?
thats a weird name
Daniboy: Have been given indefinite suspension today at work
Emma: crap
gotta puke

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daniboy: Any way i want you to get well....
I will cut whatever am doing now to two weeks...
Emma: i don't understand
Daniboy: My program
My mom is crying
For what happened to you
Emma: what program
ugh my head hurts
Daniboy: Don't worry about that just get well
Are you there
Emma: I am now
Daniboy: Ok
How's your head
And body
Emma: Painful
Who are you?
Daniboy: Are you denying me now cherish..
Emma: Youll bring me cherry's? I like them
Nurse just gave me another oxyco...wait what is it?
Daniboy: This is me Emma
Emma: Oxycodon. Itr reeeeeeealy nice
Who is me?
Oh Emma
Daniboy: You don't know me again painful
Emma: Are you a doctor?
Daniboy: Can you do me a favour
Emma: Yes i have pain. Can you help me?
I need some more oxythingies
Daniboy: Am sorry
Emma: Why?
You dont have it?
Daniboy: You talk out of control...Emma is daniboy.. Cookie wake up..
Emma: Are the cookies asleep? What have you been smoking doctor daniboy?
And where are the pills i asked for
Fuck
Lad sent a few pictures of himself
Emma: Oh youre cute

Daniboy: Hello
Emma
Emma: Hi doctor daniel
Daniboy: Am not a doctor, did you remember what happened
Emma: Can you tell me what happened?
Daniboy: No you should
Talk to me
Did you remember anything
Emma: My ribs and my head hurt like i did a 100 meter dash in a 50 meter gym and I lost a patch of hair
But if you're no doctor, who are you?
Daniboy: OK soon you will be fine. Wait did you remember who's cookie..
Emma: Cookie is a food not a person.
Oooooohhh wait... I remember
You are the muffin man
Daniboy: Hey not Cookies Fault.
Emma: Huh?
Did you know why I'm here?
Daniboy: yes I know.... And did know what that thing said
Fight yu? Oooh are threatening me yu bastard head???
I’ll kick your ass in front of your mother if yu treat me again
That's what she said to me
Emma: Who is such a meanie?
Daniboy: Like I told you i tried
Emma: Tried what?
Daniboy: To stop Darla
Where's she
Emma: Shit. Fucking elephant shouldn't be flying here
Get it away
Who is darla?
Is she your girl?
Daniboy: I know.... Back to her country right.... OK she thinks she succeeded
Emma: If she's so mean you should break up
Daniboy: Who hurt you
Emma: Your girl did this?
You have really weird friendships
Daniboy: Am not with her and she's not my girl... Pls
Do you want to leave me
E
Mm
A
Emma: Leave you how?
Mister muffin man, just start from the beginning, because I don't understand a chicken butt from all of this
Daniboy: Your saying it like you hate me now
OK you know who you chatting with
Emma: I don't remember. Doctor says my brain got scrambled
Daniboy: Oh. This is my fault
And what else did he say.
Emma: Did you mash up my head like a bag of overcooked potatoes?
Daniboy: You're gonna be fine
Right
I don't even understand you anymore cos of what happened to you
Jezz
Pls try OK don't let me false you..... Am gonna give you time... Say it you be alright
Emma: I hope so
But you were going to explain who you are
And what happened. You seem to know
Daniboy: No you ll be OK
Alright
Just relax
Am your love.. Cherish cookie
Emma: You know I can fly
Daniboy: Doesn't matter how We both love each other
Know that
Emma: You bring the cherry cookies that i love?
Thats so sweet of you. How did you know i love them?
Daniboy: Don't worry i will make you remember everything
Emma: What did i forget
Daniboy: You forget me your love.....
Emma: You are my love?
I must have really good taste
Daniboy: In what way
Emma: Did someone ever tell you you have the most nicest hair?
Daniboy: I know you get well..
No one but you
Emma: You sure?
How did we meet?
Daniboy: I find you myself on fb. And I like you
Are you getting me
Emma: Was I lost before?
Daniboy: No you're healthy
Emma: I don't feel healthy
Daniboy: Now or then
Emma: What?
Fucking elephants not supposed to be pink
Daniboy: See you have to get better and there's no way I can come over to you...
Emma: Huh?
But if you are my love, then where are you and why won't you come visit me in the hospital
Daniboy: Yes I want to see my love i care what to you cuz you gonna be fine
Emma: And i dont understand that. Fuch stupid animal, satay away from my feet
Daniboy: Yes am far far away from you...
Emma: Oh wait the nrudse is cming in
Fuck, she's got some
Ouch
Stupid bitch
Daniboy: Sorry
Send me a picture of you now
Emma: Put a needless in my
Daniboy: What
Is that
OK injection right you get well
Don't worry

Wednesday
Emma: Can you please explain to me...if you are my love.... why are you not here and what happened.... why am In in the hospital..... who did this to me.... and why did you call yourself cookie?
this is so confusing
Daniboy: .Hello
Yes am your love... We both know for long and plan to get married when I arrive. I told you i have to finish the ball work,training that's why am not there.you re hurt and taking to the hospital,darla that bicth did this to you. I didn't call that name, you called me that name wonderful suggestion form you..... Emma you have to do something, I can help you and your be fine...
I love you
Emma: who is darla?
and what do I have to do?
oooooooh you're the cookie playing with his balls
Daniboy: Tell me something
How are you still feeling
Emma: much pain
Daniboy: Then what did the doctor say...
Bout your health now he should be able to do something
OK snap me the pic of you and I will help in prayer to get better trust me
Emma: you should anser my questions
Daniboy: What questions
Emma: who is darla, and what happened?
Daniboy: Think again yourself and tell me what happened I know you don't remember anything but you have to try. Your brain have to be in its normal post. In Jesus name,now I repeat send me your pic and am ready to help you
Emma i see you don't want me anymore
Emma: Oh, but you give me warm and tingly feelings
I think I like you
Daniboy: But even if you don't want me.send me your pic then I will assist you
You have to get normal
Emma: Ok
where are you?
Daniboy: Reason who am I..
And think who you love and named cookie
Emma: where are you?
Daniboy: Am still who i am, guy you know very well and love...
Think...................... Emma.............. You need to get well and tell me you love me
No matter what Emma you still going to be the mother of my kids.. Get well...
Am still waiting am not gonna run away
Emma: kids? Am I pregnant?
the doctor didn't tell me that
Daniboy: No you're not
Emma: oh, that's too bad, you'd make cute babies
Daniboy: No....... Emma
Your making me feel like am no body
Let me help you, i know you don't love me anymore
Emma: You try waking up in the hospital having no idea what happened
I'm trying mister muffin man, but my brain doesnt work well
Daniboy: OK OK
Relax
Emma: all i know is you say you are my man, i call you cookie, you play with your balls and some bitch named darla hurt me and you are going to marry me and make me thousand beautiful babies
Daniboy: OK cool your coming up.... I will marry you and make you three babies
Try and you feel better, but gently
Hop you re with my pic and you should continue looking at it. Then you tell me how you feel
Emma: You have the nicest hair.. anybody ever told you that?
i think i've seen you before
Daniboy: But you did....
Don't think you know me and love me. And we gonna get married,
Am yours
Remember
That
So did anyone come to the hospital to see you
Your co-worker
Your friends
Hmm.
Emma: someone saying he's my boss
brought me flowers
wait
Daniboy: ok
Emma: dani
Daniboy: I you are going to get better
Emma: why do I remember that?
Daniboy: What
Don't worry
Emma: I am worried
Daniboy: What's it baby
Dearest
Tell me
Emma: because my brain dont wrk well
wait, doc is here
Daniboy: But you are talking means everything will be OK..
And what did he say
When you get better we talk on my coming over to Europe
What did the doctor say
Emma: europe? Where are you?
Daniboy: Jesus Christ Emma
Emma: whahahaha now you are confused
I'm sure you're not jesus
ouch, don't make me laugh
Daniboy: You don't know me anymore why
I will be back in 1hur
Brb
Emma: wait
don't go
Just tell me where you are... help me remember
Daniboy: Africa
We've been chatting for long even when you are at work
Home
Even on Holidays
You love calling that name cookie
And I love calling you cherish
Love of my life
You have to remember
All this we've been through
Emma: Wait I think I remember something
Daniboy: Not today we re more than friends. What's it
Emma: you are in nigeria?
Daniboy: You remember
Emma: Yes
[/color]Daniboy: You know me well, and better
And I do
Emma: but there are a lot of bad people there
Daniboy: Ever since you meet me am I bad to you...
Now your changing matter i know you don't want me anymore...
Emma: huh?
why do you say that?
you're going to give me beautiful babies..... why would I not want that
Daniboy: I give you all my trust that you know no matter what happens am still yours
Emma: thank you, that is sweet
Daniboy: When you get better we talk on my coming over to stay with you
ok
Emma: cookie?
you work at a bakery! you make cookies
Daniboy: Alright dearest... No bakery company biscuit.. Company search for belloxxi biscuit...
How do you feel now
Emma: sooo tired
Daniboy: OK what and what have you taken
Emma: painkillers taht make me see flying animals
Daniboy: OK am sorry it will work. Don't worry i pray for you.... Like I told you earlier have been suspended at work for now
But no problem since I can talk to you. Well now am happy
Emma: why are you suspended? Did you do something bad?
You are so nice
why would they do that
Daniboy: No am even working the safety came to me to drop my bulging out of my pocket i refuse, that is the rules which am not aware of it. And if I should drop the phone is after 3 days before I can take it back. And I won't be able to know how you feel and talk to you... That's is why am at home...but they say they will call me back.
But my plan is to come meet you am tired of that mess
Indefinite suspension, they gave to your man.... I don't want you to think it. Everything will be OK
Get back to you.... Love you bye
Emma: oh no, that's not good

Later
Daniboy: Am waiting for you to get well...
Promise me you will
Emma: Cookie
You're the worlds bestest ballkicker!
How could I ever forget?
Daniboy: Haha am happy to hear you speak well
Brb
Emma: Okay
But you'll know what happened to me don't you?
Daniboy: Yes I do you told me
Dear
Emma: I didn't tell you what happened, I don't even know myself
Please tell me
You only told me about some Darla
Daniboy: Did you know who you are
Emma: I am Emma
Daniboy: OK then why are you now saying you don't know your self
Stop it am helping you
Emma: you don't understand me
I said You know what happened, but I don't know what happened to me
Daniboy: OK let me get home we talk more better
Emma: you can tell me cookie
Daniboy: Yes I will
Let me get home
Emma: ok
Daniboy: How are you
How's your health
Emma: still the same
Daniboy: What did the doctor say
Emma: That I can go home tomorrow, but have to rest for a while
Daniboy: But did he say anything else
Apart from that
Emma: my blood results are good
Daniboy: OK good
And
Emma: my brain is bruised and I have 3 broken ribs
they will take like 6 weeks or so to heal
Daniboy: That's a month and two weeks
Emma: yes
but are you going to tell me how this happened or not?
I remember a lot now, but the last days are gone
Daniboy: Emma
Cherish
Relax
Emma: Cookie, why don't you tell me?
Daniboy: OK
Ate you angry with me
Emma: No, I just wonder why you won't tell me
Did you have anything to do with it?
Daniboy: No see you tomorrow am weak

Thursday
Daniboy: Good morning dear cherish, how are you doing and how is your health Miss you,dearest.yes about the questions you ask from me... Darla did this to you. And you er taking to the hospital, she beat you up... And am sorry for what happened to you Emma....
How is your body...
Emma: still in pain Cookie. Why did she do this, she's my friend... such a nice girl
Daniboy: Emma
Who's your friend did you just call that bicth who did this to you you your Friend,darla did this to you
You have to be strong
Emma: But why Cookie? Why did she do this?
Obviously she's not my friend no more now
Daniboy: Am sorry but she still fail. I can't leave my love cherish, am still with you no matter what.
Emma: I know that cookie, but why did she abuse me ?
I do remember something about staying at mark's place and he started touching me. But I don't understand why I was there. Did my house burn down? Did Darla do that as well?
Daniboy: She also abuse my mom.. No she didn't she just look for you to beat you up just because am with you. Mark is the one who gave her information about you.Can you tell me how you get to the hospital
Emma: I don't know that, an ambulance maybe. I'll ask the nurses later
she abused me because I'm with you?
Daniboy: OK
Emma: And then she went to Nigeria to abuse mom? WHAT THE FUCK???
Daniboy: Yes
Yes she did
She says that she's gonna kick my ass in front of my mom, then now she will know am Nigeria that bastard
She can't
Emma: Oh, she didn't actually do anything yet
Do you know where she is now?
Daniboy: No i don't cos of what she did to you, but if you want me to ask her i will now i hate her with passion. You just give me other to block her..
Am waiting to hear from you when you gave me other
Emma: I'm not your boss Cookie, I would never order you to do that.
Daniboy: Have you eaten.
Emma: But I really hope the police found her
Can you find out?
Daniboy: Why won't you
See what she did to you
Seriously OK I find out
She was online yesterday but we did not chat
Cos am angry
Hey how are you feeling...
Oh sorry.
Need some rest
When she's online. I find out
Emma: I'm tired and still in pain cookie
ok, that is good
let me know what she says
Daniboy: OK I will. But am sorry I put you through this
Emma: But cookie, why is this your fault?
Daniboy: Pls have some rest...i just have to beg you... Of not coming to you befr this happen
I tried to stop the devil
Emma: how did you try?
but hey.....
why weren't you here?
Daniboy: But she Insist.but I told you any way now am having the program now fr two weeks...
Can you please and pls do something for me
I don't know if I can
Emma: ooooh I remember the program
Daniboy: Yes thank you...
Emma: you were supposed to make the video for chelsea and you refused and that's why you weren't here to stop darla
Daniboy: i said am sorry everything will be OK... I myself cut it to two weeks
Emma: Why did you refuse?
Daniboy: About my playing not that I refuse and what have been told. Now am suspended at work... Now am doing nothing, only going to training
All am just waiting is for you to get well
That's my problem
Get well pls get well Daniel still need you
Emma: I know, I need you too, but you weren't here when I needed you most
Daniboy: Am sorry
Emma am so sorry
What else can I do to apologise ....
Emma: explain why you didn't even try
Daniboy: Nothing else to explain. I told you is all about the ball walk i needed most.. That will help me.even my arrival at the club..
Emma you're angry with me
Emma: but you are the most bestest ballkicker I know allready
not angry
disappointed maybe
doctor is here
Daniboy: No don't be ok
Emma: Attend to him

Later
Daniboy: Hi love
Raining here so bad and network is scrambling
Hello how's your health
Emma: my health is the same, but I'm home now
Daniboy: OK never mentioned the word the same.... I don't want you to remain the same. But the doctor, did he gave you anything
That will help you out
Emma: painkillers, that's all.
Time will have to do the rest
Daniboy: What, am even thinking about calcium that will put the ribs in its perfect place any way as you say
Emma: You might be right about that. Thank you Cookie
Daniboy: Why am I doing this,is for you to get well and tell me you re OK.try it is the best and am doing it for my love one and only. Let me see you take a shot for me
Emma: a shot? no way
we have pills for that. and milk of course
I had enough shots in the hospital. My leg is bruised
I need some rest Cookie, doctor says I need to make my brain better
Daniboy: I mean your pic, any way you can go... I know you want let me see you. No problem bye
Have your rest
Me too i have to go
Good bye
Just take it busy you'll get better
If you want to sleep well you have to take Sleeping drugs with other ones am sure you will sleep well

Friday
Emma: thank you cookie, I think I have those, I'll take them tonight.
Daniboy: How are you
But you did what pains me and you did not tell me why you don't want to...
Hope you OK
Emma: huh? What did I do and don't want to do?
And I am not ok. I'm still having a lot of pain
Daniboy: OK fine, your ill and am also worried even my mom and my aunt. But you refuse to send me your pic this is not something we should be hiding to each other,i sat down and look at into it well. You should tell me why you refuse.......
Emma: I have told you many times my problem with camera's cookie. and now I really do not feel good
Daniboy: I know
Emma: the medicines I have now don't mix well with the medicin for panic attacks
Daniboy: Cherish
OK fine
Emma: so the doctor told me to try and stay as calm as possible, or they need to hospitalize me again
Daniboy: I free you
No worries
Emma: I will make you a picture when I feel a bit better okay?
Daniboy: No problem
Love you too sweetie
So what is going on
Emma: ahw, love you to bits cookie
i'm just hanging around, doing nothing, watching stupid daytime tv
not much else I can do right?
But there is something you can do for me.... if you don't refuse this time
Daniboy: what's it again baby are you still scared
Emma: I need to know where Darla is. Can you find out?
I really do not want to talk to her, but I would feel safer if I know she's not around anymore
Daniboy: OK I will dearest but she's not online here when she came on
I will
I know you re still scared
Emma: ok, please try to find out
Daniboy: I will, Now your in your house right
Emma: Yes I am
Daniboy: Emma just calm down and be strong. Alright I will work on that
I know you re scared again
Emma: yes I am
Daniboy: That's why you don't love me
Emma: huh? I just told you that I do love you Cookie
How can I not love the man that will give me the most beautiful baby's
Daniboy: Alright dearest
Relax dear have some rest

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Darla... be prepared..... things might happen.... or not

Friday evening
Daniboy: Hi dear
Emma: hi cookie
Daniboy: My love where have you been..
How is your body
Emma: I was sleeping, like you told me. you have the bestest ideas.
Daniboy: OK dear
How is it now Hop you got the best
Emma: cookie, broken ribs take at least 6 weeks to heal. how do you think I am?
Daniboy: I just have faith that you will get better
That is why I keep asking you
So don't worry about it
Emma: OK
breathing hurts
did you find out where Darla is?
Daniboy: Oh sorry, not online yet but don't worry i will make sure I know where she is
Emma: ok, thank you
have you been training?
Daniboy: Yes of course, since I have no where to go... Am always home so I have to focus....
Emma: ok, how is it going?
Daniboy: Fine thank you even getting better
But mostly am a goal keeper cos i can..... Also catch ball....
But all is well, fine
Emma: Really? You never told me
You must be really good
Daniboy: Haha,is God doing we call it skipo
Emma: skipo?
Daniboy: As in...... Maybe am wrong there's a name called fr that.
Emma: I don't understand
Daniboy: OK just call it that same name skipo... I catch ball and i kick ball
Emma: Oh, that's what they say when you have more skills...
I see. I'm tired cookie
Daniboy: OK have some rest OK
And sleep well
We talk again tomorrow

Saturday
Daniboy: Hello
Emma: Hi cookie
Daniboy: Oh cherish
How have you been
And your health
Hope you sleep well
I know you did
Emma: I sleep a lot
Still feel like I've been run over by an 18wheeler
Did you find out where Darla is?
Daniboy: No she's not online......
But I told you i will
Emma: Ok. This is making me nervous
Daniboy: I said don't be she knows what she did to you and she will be scared to near you again..... But let me see i don't think she will still be in England. First what did you tell the doctor happens to you and did you ask the nurse how you arrive at the hospital.
Darla will be scared to near you again... Cos she's knows people close to you have heard it, and they Will be watching her too
Emma: It was with the ambulance
Daniboy: You mean she's with you in the ambulance
Emma: Darla? I don't think so
Daniboy: Better
She's not
Emma: But i couldn't tell the doctor what happened because i dont remember
Last thing I know I was at the hotel, someone was at the door, and I woke up in the hospital
Daniboy: Devil can't beat someone and still stand with him, alright I feel like you should tell the doc, that same night she's online and told me when chatting that some one is knocking at the door... That's is her last chat..... And you...... You said oh fuck, i knew something was wrong.. Immediately i called you not answering. I called my mom and tell her.... But what you just said is kind of confusing
Emma: What is confusing?
Daniboy: Darla told me that someone is knocking at the door......
And you said oh fuck .....last word you said
Anyway it's nothing no problem, as far you're alive and can still chat with you...
Emma: But when did she say that to you? Maybe it was the police coming for her or something. I don't know
They will come here and questionm me later about what happened, but my head must get more better first
Cookie, I'm getting dizzy again
Daniboy: Hmm she said that on that night the incident happened... OK have some rest
I want you to
Emma: OK
Daniboy: Tell me you will
Emma: I will
If the police get her then she will have to write down a statement nothing will happen to you. Then you are safe
Just find out where she is please
Daniboy: OK I told you

Sunday
Daniboy: Hola
Emma: hi
Daniboy: I can see you giving yourself enough rest, is good...
How are you
Emma: The medicine is making me sleepy, so I slept a lot. My neighbor brought me dinner, she's so nice, but old and her food is overcooked, but she means well
How are you cookie?
Daniboy: Am fine, where are you
Hope you will be happy now
Emma: home cookie, I can't go anywhere
Daniboy: OK dear, Hop you good how is your health
Emma: still the same cookie, Lots of pain and sleepy from the painkillers
Daniboy: God demn, did you get the calcium.... I told you
Normally the pain should have gone. You guys have the best drugs so far
Emma: I get them tomorrow, I can't go get it myself, my friend will get them for me
the drugs are really good cookie, I can breathe now. Without them I can hardly breathe because it hurts so bad
Daniboy: OK,ok that's nice of her,She's not in England she left....
Emma: my friend? No, she's getting me pills tomorrow, she's in liverpool
Daniboy: Who's is Liverpool
Emma: my friend cookie
Daniboy: No I mean Darla left
England
Emma: oh
Thats a relief
Daniboy: Yea it's
Emma: did the police find her?
Daniboy: I don't know.. What i know is that she is not in England
Emma: how do you know?
Daniboy: I find out myself
Emma: how?
Daniboy: From the man of God... With prayer
Emma: hahaha you're funny cookie what have you been smoking?
Daniboy: Lol i know you won't believe...... But she's not in England so rest your mind ,and I will give you more details about her don't worry about that. OK i will play the role OK..
Emma: Are you a prophet cookie?
you should change carreers. I hear there's a short of good reliable prophets these days
Daniboy: No am not, I just told my pastor.. Am a footballer OK
Well I made a mistake i shouldn't have
Emma: oh, what mistake?
Daniboy: Am trying to help you dear cherish befr my arrival
Emma: what mistake were you talking about?
Daniboy: I shouldn't have ask from my pastor i Should just wait till she come online.... And am still waiting for her to come online. And I won't sleep tonight for me to catch her.
Emma: ok, thank you cookie. I'm going to rest now
Daniboy: Why are you thanking me.
Emma: Because you promised me yo find out of course

Later:
Daniboy: Am just kinda of weak and tired
Emma: That won't stop you from talking to Darla and finding out where she is
Do you realize she's loaded?
Daniboy: Loaded of what
Emma: Money Cookie
And if she didn't get caught yet, she might want to stop me ftom pressing charges
Daniboy: With Darla i will find out, your also loaded... Like I don't get you
Emma: Haha, you don't understand wat Im saying?
Daniboy: Am sleeping, any way doesn't matter...
I will find out
Emma: Cookie... Think
Daniboy: Are you scared again... Why are you like this
Emma: I have been thinking
Daniboy: You scared too much why.
Emma: Thinking of what
I contacted the hotel. They have Darla on security camera
From when she attacked me
If Darla isn't caught by the police yet, she might want to do anything to stop me from pressing charges
You understand me now?
Daniboy: OK, so it's means she's still at the hotel
Emma: No Cookie
Think about it
Daniboy: Alright I have to know when she's online
Emma: Sure, but what are you going to say?
Daniboy: First your house how is it like if a Strange person came
Emma: What?
Daniboy:
Since we are not sure where she's what you have to do is, when in the house alone aprt from your friends pretend as if you aren't at home... You just need to be careful and vigilant until I found out where she's.
Emma: you really don't understand what I'm saying do you Cookie?
Daniboy: OK come again busy here.
Emma: Ok, stop what you're doing. I need your full attention right now
Or I'll be to sleepy again and lose my thoughts
Daniboy: Alright
Emma: Okay, we have dirt on Darla and evidence on video.
right?
Daniboy: Yeah
Emma: Do you think Darla wants to go to jail?
Daniboy: on what she did to you. even if she's loaded like you said... i don't think she will....
Cos she has the money,
And money is not everything
But if bribe is not allowed, then she can't escape it. A sinner can't run without been punish
What do you think cherish
Emma: I think it's best to hit her where it hurts her most. and that's in the pocket. That will be a good punishment
Daniboy: Yeah you need no worries, as far she the CCTV camera carries her move ment then she will be trace and the will get her
Emma: but cookie, it'll be so much sweeter if we get her to pay. Then our babies will have a good savings account and have nothing to worry for
Daniboy: That's why I said she might have leave England some one who did this will not want to get caught
Yes that's a good idea
Let see what will came out from it maybe she get caught or not we will know
Emma: so if you find out where she's hiding, you might want to put the pressure up a bit
Daniboy: No i won't act fast i will take easy and tells you where she's. But now I can see why she's not online, she's scared
Have you taken your drugs
Emma: You might be right
It's almost time for another pill
Daniboy: OK Pls don't miss it
I have nothing to eat tonight but don't worry about me
I should worry about you...
Emma: Oh cookie, I'm so sorry for you
Daniboy: Why are you.... You know have been at home for some days now.... Only going to training.... No money... But
Am OK thanks
Emma: I know cookie. When is the training program done?
Daniboy: 17th but anything can happen it might not get to that date....
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: That one day am gonna be with Emma....
I always think of that
am also tired of here where I am..
Emma: Oh dear, I'm thinking every day of when you'll finally be here with me
Daniboy: I know it will come to pass...
Believe have faith
Cos i do
Emma: I know Cookie, I trust you. I know it will happen
and if you do well with the program it won't be long
Daniboy: Alright, what if I don't...
Just asking
Emma: haha cookie, don't be silly, of course you do well
ouch. my ribs
damn
Daniboy: Sorry
Sorry
Pls calm
Oh as if am there
Emma: what do you mean?
Daniboy: To help you, assist you in some kind of thing cos you don't need to handle heavy thing
Emma: You're so sweet cookie
I'm going to rest now
Daniboy: OK dear, have a nice dream of me and I will also be with you
Good night love


For a scammer he didn't really catch up with Emma's bribe plans....

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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But mostly am a goal keeper cos i can..... Also catch ball....


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a little bit to (hopefully) get him salivating:

Quote:
Shogun: Hey....
Darla: Hiya
Can't chart right now
Shogun:Why
Where are you that you can't chat
Where are you
Darla:Am dealing with Law yers cause that Bitchy got me arrested
THE NEXT DAY
OK but i told you not to go. And your still in England.... What did you do to her.
You're too stubborn, and see what you cause to your self.
Any way i say my word...
Darla: Hmmm
Shogun: Hmm where are you
Hmm
Darla: Am in stoopid England still
Shogun: Stil in the police custedy...
Hmm talk
Darla: Yess. I think I have to pay a lot of money to Emma so she will drop the chargings
Shogun: Hmmm you really did bad
Darla: I shoulda finished her is what I didn't do so thats whats bad Mister Man
Shogun: What you did is it good?
And what you are fighting for me don't know.
This is not you devil is inside you... You better change your behaviour. I say my word.... Now u realise when you did what your mind told you.... Now you facing the warrant...


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I lover it when my Lads get demanding:

Quote:
Shogun: Good idea Darla is better you pay her as you said for her to stop the chargings make that snappy
If you want to get out fast, what about your work.... Hope they won't fire you. So you need to make it fast so you won't lost your job
Hmm think fast am talking to you reason fast befr it's too late.
Make the payment and get out of from there
Hmm
Darla.........
Hello. Woman... Am taking to you
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Why are you snobbing... What's wrong
Darla: Hurh?
Shogun: Where have you been, don't you see my message
I hope you have settled the payment and your free to go
Darla: Am bizzy ok?
Shogun:. Hmmm
Just reply me back when you are done with your bizzy ok
HOURS LATER
Darla: ok am free now
They Furckers exploded me for 10,000 pounds whateverther fuk that is!!! Fuck do I look like a wait lifter??????
Shogun: Hey…
Darla: Hiya
Shogun: Pay it and let's go how many days have you been with them.....
You have no choice than to make the payment ok
Darla: Yess am paying. But am plodding revenges againt that Bitchy
Shogun: Don't try it OK. If you don't want to end up in jail..... What are you fighting for no,wait just tell me...... And you cause all this, let assume you listen to me but you refuse..... Money is pushing you. Now you have to pay the price... I tried to stop you. You know that
Pay and go back to Atlanta Georgia OK.
Darla: Hmmm
Have you eaten?
What time is it there?
Shogun: Why do you ask, and don't behave to be good... Have not seen you like that befr, hmm have eaten thank you
Darla:Whatever
Maybe I’ll com see yu in then
Shogun: I know that's is it... Huh where
So that you beat me up

Darla: Oooh wuld yu like that??? I know I do ever so mucly
Shogun: Where are you
Darla: My hotel room silly

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