Fun with YIM! Includes a nice real time curse!

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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:43 pm

Ive been trolling on yahoo messenger as there are tons of scammers on it. Ive been posing as a laptop peddler, but this guy wants to make a deal.. He voodoo curses me and gets pissed when he finds out I am pals with the infamous Axeman. I also fooled him into calling my K7 and i prod him for wasting his money! ANyway the good stuff is highlighted.

kmtoyo: hi
laptopbizman1: hi
kmtoyo: how are u?
laptopbizman1: ok, you?
kmtoyo: am cool
kmtoyo: i dont want to buy a laptop, i have come to make a good deal with you
laptopbizman1: ok tell me
kmtoyo: ok
kmtoyo: hold on
kmtoyo: I am DR. HASSAN USMAN Bank Manager of UNION Bank of Nigeria, Lagos
Branch. I have urgent and very
confidential business proposition for you.
On June 6, 1999, a FOREIGN Oil consultant/contractor
with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr.
Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for
twelve calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00
(Twenty- five Million Dollars) in my branch.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month,
we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an
automobile accident.
On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a
WILL,
laptopbizman1: ok, what is the catch ?
kmtoyo: and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official
documents, including his
Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is
still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with
the principal sum
at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.
According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the
money will
revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if
nobody applies to claim the fund.
kmtoyo: read on
kmtoyo: when its finished i will discuss with you on it
kmtoyo: Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as
an Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.
Barry Kelly so that the fruits of this old man's labor
will not get into the use of some corrupt arms purchase that can
further enhance war in africa.

This is simple, I will like you to provide
immediately your full names and address so that the
Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and
affidavits, which will put you in place as the next of
kin. We shall employ the service of an Attorney for
drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain
the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your
favor for the transfer.
laptopbizman1: cool
laptopbizman1: what do i do now?
kmtoyo: A bank account in any part of the world, which you
will provide, will then facilitate the transfer of
this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The
money will be paid into your account for us to share
in the ratio of 70% for me and 20% for you.10% Will be for settling
expences on my part and yours,also for tax when the funds arrive your
country.
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and my
position as the Branch Manager guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction. If you are
interested, please reply immediately via the private
email address below.
laptopbizman1: call me
kmtoyo: what is your number?
laptopbizman1: xxx-xxx-xxxx
kmtoyo: ok
kmtoyo: listen to me first
kmtoyo: can you do it?
laptopbizman1: yes call me
kmtoyo: wait
laptopbizman1: call now
kmtoyo: you need some legal documents that cost some money to get from the lawyer
laptopbizman1: i said call me to talk man to man
kmtoyo: ok
kmtoyo: hold on
kmtoyo: what is your name?
laptopbizman1: no call me
kmtoyo: i am calling you now
laptopbizman1: ok im waiting
kmtoyo: but i need your name
laptopbizman1: Rick Oswald
kmtoyo: it went into answering machine
laptopbizman1: yeah my wife is on the line, leave a message pls
laptopbizman1: cvall again and leave number
kmtoyo: i left a message
kmtoyo: with my number
laptopbizman1: ok ill call u in a few mintures
kmtoyo: ok
kmtoyo: incase you do not get the number correctly
kmtoyo: here is my number again 234-8055463066
laptopbizman1: =)) I TRICKED YOU INTO WASTING YOUR MONEY CALLING ME!!! WHAT A MUGU U ARE!laptopbizman1: TOTAL FOOL
laptopbizman1: SCAMMER MUGU!
kmtoyo: bastard
laptopbizman1: NOW I CAN POST IT ONLINE
laptopbizman1: YOU WILL BE LAUGHED AT BY THOUSANDS
laptopbizman1: MUGU GAYMAN U ARE!
laptopbizman1: Whered u go?
laptopbizman1: Come back
laptopbizman1: Im not done with you
laptopbizman1: MUUUUUUUUUUGUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
laptopbizman1: COME BACK MUGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
laptopbizman1: I MISS YOU
kmtoyo: you are wasting your time bastard
laptopbizman1: MUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUU
laptopbizman1: HOW MUCH DID THAT CALL COST YOU?=))
laptopbizman1: A WEEKS SALARY??
laptopbizman1: Very Happy

laptopbizman1: HOWS THE INTERNET CAFE TODAY?
laptopbizman1: > Razz

kmtoyo: go to hell
laptopbizman1: yOU WANT TO BUY A LAPTOP?
kmtoyo: yuou dont sell laptops
kmtoyo: you are the same as me
laptopbizman1: Yes I do
laptopbizman1: anuslaptops.com
kmtoyo: lier
laptopbizman1: my site
laptopbizman1: check it out
laptopbizman1: good prices
laptopbizman1: how many u want?
kmtoyo: 1000
laptopbizman1: call me
laptopbizman1: i dont have 1000
laptopbizman1: I have 20
kmtoyo: i dont need them
laptopbizman1: yes u do!
laptopbizman1: you could scam with it from home or while travelling
kmtoyo: then you can send them to me free
laptopbizman1: call me we can talk some more
kmtoyo: no way
kmtoyo: you want to waste my time?
kmtoyo: bullshit
laptopbizman1: yes i do!
laptopbizman1: You want to steal peoples money
laptopbizman1: so why not waste your time
kmtoyo: you have some mental problems
laptopbizman1: no YOU do
laptopbizman1: YOu tried to scam me
kmtoyo: and you cant be cured of it fo ever
laptopbizman1: With your 419 fraud
laptopbizman1: You can be cured too
laptopbizman1: I have a ocultist in lagos...
laptopbizman1: Big OGA
kmtoyo: i thought as much
laptopbizman1: Ill curse you
kmtoyo: i,ii induce you
kmtoyo: anfia
kmtoyo: oyin beke
kmtoyo: oyin beribe
laptopbizman1: sweet
laptopbizman1: my nuts are shakin
laptopbizman1: My oga is better
kmtoyo: were omo nio
laptopbizman1: I know usman bello
kmtoyo: o ma ya were ni
laptopbizman1: HE is watching you know
kmtoyo: omo ale
laptopbizman1: USMAN!
laptopbizman1: BELLO!
laptopbizman1: You heard of him?
laptopbizman1: tHE aXEmAN!
kmtoyo: you stole my job Twisted Evil

laptopbizman1: yEP
kmtoyo: God will punish you in thousand folds
laptopbizman1: I stole many many jobs
laptopbizman1: DEm my magas now
laptopbizman1: I just got into your box
laptopbizman1: Dem my jobs
laptopbizman1: Whois sunday?
laptopbizman1: is that u real pic??
laptopbizman1: Dont worry, u can change it Ill get it again I know Usman Bello
laptopbizman1: > Smile

laptopbizman1: Why u go?
laptopbizman1: I can use a partner in my jobs
laptopbizman1: how far?
laptopbizman1: Chukwu says hi
laptopbizman1: ??????????????????????????????

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:57 pm

I can't believe he kept taking it for so long. Laughing

And I thought you were about to actually sell him anus!

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