Another ATM card? And more pork? How did I get so Lucky....

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:50 pm

So I was bored and decided to reply to a surplus letter...

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Attention.

This is to bring to your notice that your $4.9m United Nation and U.S Government compensation has been finally released and ready to be delivered to you via Atm Global Master Card to enable you start making daily withdrawal from your master card. you are advice to forward to this office your full information to enable us proceed for the Document that will facilitate smooth delivery of your ATM CARD, here is the information needed from you,

Your Full Name...........
Your Home Address........
Your Private Tele Phone Number.......
Your Age....................
Your Occupation........
Your Country..........

Contact our representative with the information below for direction on how to receive your compensation offer.
Person to Contact: Rev.Donald Bishop
Email: [email protected]
Tele: +1(847) 495-5347

Regards,
United Nations
General Secretary-General
António Guterres
http://www.un.org/sg

It is from the UN and the tele is somewhat local to my characer's locale so figured it would be fun ... anyway....it has started out routine...and got some easy pork coming....lets see where this goes...

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Hello,

My apologies for the delay in response. Your email got intercepted by my spam folder. I usually check it once a week on Sunday to make sure nothing important got misdirected into the trash folder. I am glad I looked today.
So I have an ATM card that I need to claim? Excellent. Hopefully it is not too late.

Here is my pertinent information as you requested.

<Characer Info >

I await you response.

Josson....

Lad was quick to respond

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Dear Josson,

Congratulations once again, I have gone through the United Nation
Compensation list in my office and your information is included.
However i wish to inform you that the said fund has been approved and
signed off for payment via ATM Card electronic transfer system by the
United Nation Secretary-General Mr António Guterres.and you are
advice to stop all
communication with every other office online until you receive your card.

Meanwhile we have two options of releasing your ATM CARD to you.

Option 1: You will visit our disbursement center in Switzerland,Cambodia

Option 2: We will arrange with our diplomatic delivery agency that will ship the
ATM CARD direct to your doorstep but you will be responsible for the
delivery charges.

Get back as soon as possible and let us know how you which to receive
your ATM CARD of $4.9 million

Have a nice day and God bless.

Yours in Service,
Rev.Donald Bishop.
+1(847) 495-5347
United Nation Representative

My made up character is on the list. What are the odds? Laughing

A little delay on my end to build suspense as the lad seemed a bit too eager...

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Reverend,

My sincere apologies for the delay in response. We had an unexpected death in the family. Unbeknown to me my uncle named me executor of his estate, so I am dealing with all of that as well.

Obviously a trip to the disbursement center is not going to work for me at this point in time.

What are my options for delivery?

Then the lad put me on the back burner...two days later needed to poke him...

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Reverend,

I can not make it to the distribution center. What are my options for delivery?

an immediate reply....

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Dear Josson,

Regards to your email, the listed below are our delivery options
kindly make your choice to enable us commence the delivery of your ATM
Card.

Option 1: Next day diplomatic delivery : $525
Option 2: Two days diplomatic delivery : $425
Option3: Three days diplomatic delivery :$325
Option 4: Seven days diplomatic delivery:$185

Well my character does a lot of international shipping and gets shipping discounts so he likes to try to arrange his own shipping with these lads...drives them nuts....

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So this is a diplomatic delivery? Not DHL or UPS or Fed Ex?

Hey gotta give it to this lad....those methods are simply not secure. It is nice that he is looking out for the safety and security of my ATM card

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Yes we have a private diplomat for this program. The reason is because
we have problem with all this private delivery company sometime that
why United Nation arrange for a private diplomat for the program to
avoid lost of ATM Cards.

Good. SO "security is important to him"...we all know that WU/Moneygram transactions are not secure Laughing

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Rev,

That is wonderful. I am very pleased with that arrangement.

In the mood for one liners this time around...

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Thank you. so which of the option are you going for?

Well lad that depends.....

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Well

Where is the card located? Where is the distribution Center again?

Funny there is another baiter here baiting this same guy and he was given a different location for the distribution center. Can you all believe a Reverend would lie?

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Our disbursement centers are Switzerland,United Kingdom and Cambodia
our office in United state is not disbursing that should have been
easy for you.

Well I guess I can wait for a few days....

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Ok

Well then lets do the two day diplomatic delivery @ 425

Well here we go.....

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Okay nice how do you wish to pay the fee? Money gram or Walmart and do
you wish to pay to our office in United State or Cambodia where the
ATM Card is coming from? please choose the one convenient for you.

I thought we were going to have a battle with regard to the WU/MG but the lad folded easily on this...

Quote:

JW: Bank Transfer is preferred.

Lad: okay better when do you wish to make the payment? so i know when to send you the account details.

JW: I can do that anytime. I have online banking and I have such a high balance in my account that they do not charge me a transfer fee. I can log into my account and effect the transfer as soon as you send me the complete details.

So JW is awaiting his bacon. And the fun is just beginning Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:59 pm

Well not so fast. I kind of expected some push back. Anyway--the good Reverend got some help with what to say...because his response the first part was obviously cut and pasted as it is a different color and font size in the email Smile

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Oh sorry for my late responds i am just coming out from our accountant
office for the account details but the accountant is not on seat for
now and i don't know when she will be back. To avoid delay can you
make the payment through money order, Walmart to Walmart or PayPal please
choose from the three options. Sorry for any inconveniences it might
cost you.

So JW will give a little back to him...and see where it goes

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Unfortunately no. For a couple of reasons. #1 because I get free bank transfers. You don't accumulate my kind of wealth by paying for things you can get for free. WU, MG and Paypal all cost money to transfer And secondly and more important that is not secure. Like you only do diplomatic courrier so that things aren't stolen...I only do bank transfers so my money isn't stolen. There are numerous reports of WU and MG transfers that get stolen or fall into the hands of fraudstars.

In fact WU was sued here in the United States for improper security and scammers being able to steal funds. I just saw that in the news.

So I am sorry for the inconvenience on your end but I must insist on a bank transfer for both of our security and protection. Certainly don't want to risk that money ending up in the hands of fraudstars!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:15 am

the lad is trying Very Happy

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You are very right if that be the case i will advice you give me view
hours let our accountant comes back and give me the account details.
thanks for your understanding.

then he went on to send this two hours later....

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I don't know why the accountant is taking long to come back and we
need his presence for office record but can you handle the transfer
tomorrow in case if he comes late today?

well leave it to a lad to create his own delay Smile

He must be new at this

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Sure. I can log on and do it anytime. Problem is tomorrow is Saturday and it won't be posted until Monday. So just get me the details when the they are available and I will effect the transfer soonest after.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:31 pm

Well this is strange, the lad sends me an email asking me if it is ok to send the account details? Question

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Sorry i wan unable to send you the account details yesterday. i later
find out that our accountant went to hospital to put to birth that was
the reason of the delay but our office has instructed i use her
secretary account for the payment. Can i send you the details now?

Oh goodie another lad is entering the world

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Why haven't you sent them already? Why would you ask me if you could send the details? That is all we are waiting for.
Tell the accountant congrats on the birth

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:18 pm

Of Course my character has already gotten on with his day so he won't be able to do the transfer today. He will try tomorrow but there will be a problem with is bank's website and he will have to wait until Monday to go into the bank.

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Here is the account.

Name on account: <Reported>
Type of account: checking
Account #<reported>
Routing #061000104
Swift Code: SNTRUS3A
Name of bank: SunTrust Bank
Bank Address PO Box 29186 Nashville, Tennessee 37229 USA

And of course the follow on email

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Please make sure you send me the transfer receipt when you are done
for office record.

Lads love their transfer slips Smile

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:12 pm

sportbluecanyon wrote:

And of course the follow on email

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Please make sure you send me the transfer receipt when you are done
for office record.

Lads love their transfer slips Smile

Indeed they do. It's like they can't live without them.

Lads also love their diplomats, though they have no idea what diplomats really are ("Next day diplomatic delivery" - OMFG). Hearken to this chat in which diplomats were a major topic.

Quote:

Lad: I thought you were saying that you have your own diplomat that Is why you were against them saying that they have assigned a diplomat to do that for us
Mal: You thought I have my own diplomat... Seriously, dude?
Lad: I said I am sorry
Mal: Question; where would you go to find a diplomat?
Mal: I don't want apologies. I want answers.
Lad: But I am also letting that I didn't have one plus I don't know how to get one
Mal: What do diplomats do?
Lad: They do hand delivery that is what I know truly they do
Lad: To believe package personally to your door step
Mal: And who do they work for, as a rule?
Lad: Package that worth huge amount of money
Lad: They work for delivering companies
Mal: And?
Lad: And what ?
Mal: Do they work for anyone or anything else?
Lad: Only what I told you is what I knew for now

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:22 pm

So the lad drags his feet and then wants to hold mine to the fire?
I have never had a lad be "patient" like this guy ....

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Are you making the transfer now or you wait till on Monday?

Well my character likes things to move fast....so of course he will attempt it today...I am certain there will be a computer problem....or I will attempt to try a new modality that has been recommended....maybe both......

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Reverend

Since you asked me if you could send the details before sending the details....they did not come in before I got on with my day. I don't have to wait until Monday....I can log in and effect the transfer. I will do that tomorrow. Of course it wont post until Monday but I will take care of it tomorrow .

and of course the unhealthy obsession with the transfer slip for the record...

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okay nice waiting.please send me the transfer confirmation slip once

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:35 pm

Ok time to try something new.....

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Good Morning Reverend,.

I am hoping you are having a wonderful Sunday. Did you preach today? What was the subject of your sermon? I bet you really get the attendees engaged in the good word. What is your preference? Do you take an old school fire and brimstone approach or a more contemporary approach and apply the good word to todays society? I would love to hear one of your sermons if you record them on a pod cast or on your church's website?

Ok so onto business. I logged into my banking account this morning to effect the transfer and once I entered all the pertinent information I got the hourglass and it said processing, but it sat there for about 15 minutes. Something locked up.

So I rebooted my computer, relogged into my account, and it showed pending so I guess it went through. But here is the strange thing, I received an email from my bank saying that there is a new homeland security requirement that banks conduct random verifications of bank to bank transfers. I have two options. I either need you to provide me the mailing address OR email address associated with the account. That is the only way it will be able to go from pending to posted apparently. I tried to call the help desk but there is no one in today, so if you can get me the address to verify the account today that would be great and it will post first thing tomorrow morning. Otherwise I won't be able to do anything until tomorrow which will slow things down.

I am sure you are busy with your flock today, so please respond as quickly as reasonable.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:08 pm

Well the good Reverend did not want to engage in smalltalk this afternoon

Quote:

Everything is okay just got home from church. Regarding the transfer i
will advice we wait till tomorrow because i don't know how to reach
our accountant secretary today Sunday to get the email link to the
account just be patient tomorrow you solve the problem.I think that
will be better.

Of course I don't mind waiting until tomorrow, always nice when a lad instigates his own delay Smile

Quote:

I am fine with that if you are Sir.

I do have an early morning appointment so I may not be able to check back in until after lunch time.

I am confident we will be able to resolve this in the AM.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:02 pm

Well the good Reverend has coughed up the mule's address Very Happy

Quote:

Okay please try and resolve it in the morning so that the delivery can
still take over that same tomorrow. you can even go to the bank and
make a direct deposit if the transfer start giving much problem.
Remember the payment confirmation slip is needed for office record.

Oh no Reverend, I am still going to need that requested info....

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Sir

It looks like I am still going to need the address and/or email address of the account holder for verification. Please obtain that soonest AM from the accountant so that I may get this posted forthwith . Let's not hold things up on your end.

That is currently what the bank is asking for. So please provide same so that we can rectify this

Thank You

and the Reverend co

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mes through

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Below is the ac

count owner home address is that what you need because
i don't have the email with me now and no way to reach the secretary
to our accountant.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Centennial, Colorado 80122 USA

So we reported the mule contact info and put the lad at ease for now ...

Quote:

No worries....the website said either/or so I will try this. ..........

I will let you know if it switches from Pending to Posted with this information......

I bet the next email I get from the lad will be reminding me not to forget to send the payment receipt Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:34 pm

Well surprise surprise...

He actually did not lambast me for the transfer slip....

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Okay no problem i will be expecting your message.

until the next day

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Good Morning Reverend,

Hope you had a wonderful Sunday evening.

I was able to log into my account and enter the account owner address. It did switch from pending to posted so we should be good there. It did not give me any kind of receipt. I have some appointments I need to deal with this morning, and will head to the bank after and ask for a receipt per your request.

But I do believe all is good on this end.

And back to the receipt

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Oh nice my Sunday was good and yours? i will tell our accountant
secretary to check his account and if you can get any receipt good for
office record.

Nice twist from our lad

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I spoke with our accountant secretary now he said he need a transfer
prove before the money can be release to me you know the account is
use for business and many people send money to the account. So please
try to get the transfer prove from your bank i will be waiting for
you.

Well I am trying a new technique per the advice of a fellow baiter, with limited success thus far....

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Reverend

I went by the bank to get the receipt and they told me that the address is fine but that they will need the account owner email for complete verification before they can allow it to go forward.
New homeland security blah blah. So if you can get that over to me asap...they can post the verification and get me the receipt you need for the file.

Thank You

The lad thinks I am telling stories?

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The secretary said is not allow to release the email attach to the
account. but if i may say why not go direct to the bank and make a
direct deposit to avoid all this stories.

The lad follows up immediately....

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This transfer and email verification is taking our time just go direct
to the bank and make it a cash deposit that is the best you can do to
make things work.

Well unfortunately there is none of those banks near my character...so a request for another helping of pork is made....

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I will attempt to do that tomorrow. But that is not a national bank. There are no Sun Trust banks near me.

I would be delighted to do a direct cash deposit into a bank. Would need it to be a national bank with a local presence,

Bank of America, Chase, US Bank are all nearby. Unfortunately Sun Trust is a regional bank and there are no branches near me.

The lad is an idiot....and tells my character to go make a transfer in person but he is calling it a deposit...

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Just go to your bank tell them you want to send money to sun trust
bank account they will
do it for you. it don't have to be the same bank as national bank
before you can make deposit.

So my confused character will go to the bank with a copy of the email and try to figure this out with his banker. His banker will figure out what is going on and reach out to the lad, this might be an opportunity for my character to think he is about to fulfill a dream > Smile

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OK I will do that as soon as they open. I am not sure how that is different from what I already tried to do and why they will not need the information for verification but I will go see my banking manager and let you know. I have no appointments this morning so that is helpful. I well let you know soonest what the banker says.

I thank you for your patients and understanding

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:49 pm

Well JW has had a revelation this morning....

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Reverend,

You will have to forgive me for the delay this morning. I went down to see my banker to sort all this out and he was not immediately available. And I realized that I left the details on my kitchen table so I had to go back to the house.

I just left the bank, you are asking me to do a "direct deposit", but I think you are mistaken. what you are asking me to do is a bank transfer which is where our problem is with verification. I am very confuse by all this but the bank manager assures me it will be ok and he will know what to do.

I left the details with my banking manager and he is going to go through everything and get back to us later today to solve this problem.

It is somewhat confusing as I just did another bank transfer and there were no issues. You see we have a very tight nit retirement community here. We have a very active community center and one of our dear members has passed away. Obviously when people of my age pass away it gives us pause as we begin to see that we are not long for this world.

I was curious about your sermons on Sunday as I too am a religious man. I belong to a wonderful church and we have taken the word world wide. A dream of mine ha been to build a cathedral for our church in Africa. That is the other thing my banker and I were talking about. He is working on transferring 2 million dollars I am providing from my personal wealth for this undertaking. The death of Gertie May who was the healthiest and most robust of us all here in our community has given me great pause.

Anyway Mr Germian Minhaturan, my banking manager will get to the bottom of our transaction and I am sure the transfer will be squared away and effected later today without further delay so that we may conclude our business.

Thank you for your patience and understanding

That Gertie May must have been a cat....she has died three times in two months Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:09 pm

Hmm, please slightly edit the name of your church banker... his name, here, will be Germian Minhaturan.
Because of "Google search engine" reasons. Laughing

In 2-3 hours from now, the corrupt church banker (Mr. Germian Minhaturan) will send a message to the "reverend" Donald:

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Hello my friend,

I have seen all the documents that my old client Josefus brought to me and I have already made an opinion on them. I have seen your emails. Everything is a badly done scam.
You are a little fucking scammer, but I don't care. I'm also a thief and I want to steal a lot of money, so all I need is an reliable african partner.
Are you so smart that you can recognize a serious business opportunity, or are you happy to steal a few hundred dollars? You are able to follow some simple guidelines and we do big money?
Look my friend, father Josefus Wilkerson is a rich, naive, old man with only half of his mind left.
He is a religious man and his Church is part of his life. He has MILLIONS and I want us to work together to get it.
He's old enough and stupid enough to believe in YOU and he trusts in ME. Can you understand this simple, or not?

Let's be sure that we understand each other. There is nothing for you to lose and much for you to gain, my friend.
I am in complete control of this situation and, if you will follow my instructions exactly and if we work together, we can take their money.
There's indeed the chance for us to pull hundreds of thousands dollars out of this feeble old fool.

Don't fuck me and you'll be rich. If you do not cooperate, I will find another little african to work with.
Fools elders from the church have big money to spend, it's a shame for us not to take advantage of them.
I have known them for over 20 years, all of their money is in my bank and I can easily influence their payments.
They build some fucking churches in Africa (they already have one church in Mosambique). They send there money and packages regularly.
Now these old idiots from the church is looking to find a trusted man to handle the construction of another church in an African country.
I can arrange things in such a way that you are that man! The man they are looking for!
I can arrange things so that all the money is paid into our accounts!
I can arrange things in such a way that they have full confidence in you!

You understand this simple game? You can do it with me?
Germian

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17.48 - Benin local time - Message sent! Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:40 pm

Ooops////missed one. Consider it edited....

OK...so while we wait for act two..lads sure love their receipts....and my character does not like to take the time to write emails that are not read....

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Okay who is this Mr Mi

and then a few minutes later.....

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Just make sure you get me transfer prove and can you please send me
your telephone number?

silly lad already has my telephone number .....
anyway my character is not happy his emails are not read

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Reverend

Forgive me but I need to ask. I know you are busy, I am a busy man too, but do you even read the emails I send you?

As I previously explained Mr M is the manager at my bank.

You keep asking me for a receipt and ignoring everything else that is being told to you.
Mr M will get back to us today as previously explained.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:31 pm

06.54 - From "reverend" Donald, to the crook banker Minhaturan:

Quote:

You are right sir let do it i will never fail and please don't fail me too

21.28 - The banker wrote to our "reverend":

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Look my friend, you have to be polite and present yourself properly if you want to work together. OK?
You must end up with your fucking ATM card crap. OK? We are just two thieves who unite efforts in order to arrange our lives.
I do not want to steal small pennies, because I know very well how much money have they old idiots. Fucking Josefus and the rest of idiots from his church's.
I saw how they spend money, so I'm going to do something about it.

I need a man from Africa, because these idiots wants to build another big church in Africa.
Tell me a few things about you. Where do you live? What's your real name?
We will need some fake documents to pay the bills that the church will receive. Are you good at this? Can you produce fake papers and photos?

I've prepared the whole scheme and I know how these people think. We make a lot of money together.
But I need a man in Africa who can claim that big things happen there. Can you be that man?
Germian

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22.31 - Our "reverend" try to play the innocence "card":

Quote:

I am Reverend Donald Bishop United Nation representative. i am not what you think.

- Banker Minhaturan:

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Reverend, my ass!
STOP all this fucking bullshit!
I'm not gullible, like the old Josefus and the rest of the idiots in the church!
My friend, I'm a banker and I've been working in this field for almost 30 years.
Do you think I have not seen enough scam schemes yet?
Do you want to work with me and make a lot of money together?
Or continue with your stupid things, and I will tell Josefus that you are just a hungry idiot somewhere in Africa who wants to steal the money of the church?
What do you think? Josefus will have confidence in me, or in you?
It's the last warning.
GM

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:26 pm

He has also reached out to JW who is of course ignoring him at this point

Quote:

Why did do this this person has been contacting me today with all this
and i try to stop him by just writing him okay hoping he will stop but
he continue writing me please tell him to stop writing me or i will
inform our security department about him.

and

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why do you send my email to thief see i am a Reverend appointed for
this offer and if is not okay by you i will advice you stop instead of
giving my email to another person to contact me. i don't like this
please.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:51 am

Wednesday - in the morning

- "Reverend" Donald, to the lawyer Minhaturan:

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stop sending me emails i am not what you think... stop all this mess your name is all over in the google as a scammer
how come you are now a banker.

- The lawyer:

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Fuck you and your fraud schemes!
If you do not cooperate, then you will not get any money from these old idiots. It's clear, stupid little boy?

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- 20 minutes later, our "reverend" wrote to my lawyer:

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i am a christian and i don't hut people because of money the little i have is okay for me.

- Germian Minhaturan (my lawyer) answers:

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My friend,
- If you really are a Christian man, then it will be easier for me to introduce you to idiots of the church and say to them: "This is the right man to lead the work of the Lord and build your cathedral!"
- It's very simple! Any invoice will be supplemented by 20% of the initial costs ... we will share those 20% equally among us.
- At a total expense of 2 million dollars (the approved building budget), we will divide $400,000. Each of us will have $200,000!
- I'm dealing with all the issues here, and you will be responsible for the African side of our operation.
With no effort and no risk!
GM

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10.10 - from our "reverend" Donald, to the lawyer. Laughing

Quote:

Any thing about church i can assist but let me be sincere with you my name is Rev Donald Bishop Rev incharge of United Nation compensation offer.

- My lawyer:

Quote:

Okay.
If you really are who you say you are, send me a copy of your ID.
I tell you once again that I do not care about your person!... all I need is a trusted person in Africa.
A person who listens to my advice and a man who can get big sums of money on her account. This and nothing more!
GM

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10.35 - Our "reverend" has decided to collaborate with the banker to steal the money of the church. Laughing

Quote:

okay nice let do the work now.

12.01 - The banker's answer:

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So, where's your fucking ID copy?
You said me that Donald Bishop is your real name and you're really Reverend.
OK, I want to see the proof.

Before to move on to concrete things, I need some clear and sincere answers from you:
1) Are you able to produce some fake documents? ... we will need invoices, contracts, ID papers, various documents.
2) Are you able to send some fake pictures?... those old church idiots will want to see where their future Cathedral will be built ... they will want you to see that you have a true parish ... this kind of pictures.
- of course, you will photograph one fucking building land. We will say that this is the future "site" for their church.
- of course you will photograph some friends of yours. We will say that they are your parish believers.
3) Tell me what city you live in, in what country? ... there we will claim to be your parish and there we will claim to build the church.
4) Do you have a bank account available?
- The bank account must correspond to the city where we will build the church.
- I mean, I do not want to have a bank account in Argentina and claim that your parish is from Lagos / Nigeria. You understand me?

If all these things are fine, then I will talk to old idiot Josephus and I'll convince him to sponsor the construction of the Cathedral.
I know very well their church boss, Cardinal Euphrosie, so I'll be able to convince him that you are the right person for their expansion plans.
I'm waiting for the answers to the questions and I'm looking forward to seeing the copy of your ID.
If you lied to me about your identity, now is the time to tell the truth.
GM

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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:29 pm

Meanwhile Josson can hardly contain himself.
His dream will become a reality....or will it ? Smile

Quote:

Good Morning Reverend,

I am so excited. Mr M tells me the cathedral to our faith that I have made it my life's work to accomplish will finally be built in Africa and I have you to thank for it. It is truly God's will that our paths have crossed. Mr Minhaturan tells me not to get too excited until he completes all the vetting and works out all the legals but I can hardly contain myself. You have made this old man very happy

I am so looking foreward to starting this very important work with you

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:31 am

Reverend,

The only message I received was from Mr M telling me that he has finally found someone worthy and willing to take on this undertaking of building a Cathedral to our faith in Africa. The timely death of Gertie May put things into perspective time is of the essence. It is wonderful to have a Mr M taking care of all the legals and financials for me to focus on the project and prayer.

I forgot to ask you Reverend, can you please offer a prayer for Gertie May's family? She was loved by all and is dearly missed by her family and friends

Our church leaders are also ecstatic that this is finally becoming a reality. Since I am not long for this world and don't have time to wait to make this a reality, I have decided to offer whatever it takes funds wise to make this a reality. Whatever it takes.

I can't wait to hear back from the Cardinal. He too will be pleased

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:43 pm

Josson is so excited that his dream will finally be a reality. that he can not sleep.

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Good Morning Reverend,

I am so excite I am not sleeping. My dream is about to become a reality and I am going to have you to thank. My cathedral being built in Africa is going to be a beautiful site, I can not wait for Mr Minathurian to complete all the legals and vetting and give the go ahead to transfer the funding to begin construction.

Were you able to say that prayer in memory of Gertie May? I know you don't know her, but as a reverend you will know what to say as God works through you.

I hope to meet with the church leaders today, Mr Mi is telling me not to get too excited but I have been praying and I feel like God is telling me that my Cathedral will finally be built. And as you know God outranks Mr Mi

I will let you know about what the leaders say once I talk to them.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:15 am

Josson is having some delusions of grandeur

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Reverend Bishop,

Mr M has told me not to get too excited until he works out all the legals and financials with you. But I can not contain my excitement. I tried to meet with Father Nec today but he was not in when I called. I asked his secretary to get me on his schedule and she could tell from the joy in my voice that something was up. So she pressed me. I might have let it slip out to her. I receved a call back from her expecting a time to meet with Father and instead she asked me to stand by from a call from none other than His Excellency Cardinal Eufre. As I am sure you are aware, being a reverend and all, he is the head of our church. He was so pleased to hear that our faith will be expanding further into Africa and that my dream of a cathedral will finally be seen through. I have promised his excellency the finest Italian White Carrara Marble tile around the altar and in the holiest and most sacred areas of the cathedral. I realise this is a tall order and we will have to determine soonest if there is an importer near the chosen sight OR if I am going to have to arrange for direct import.

I also have an idea on how to make our foundation the strongest and most holy anywhere in the world. I don't want to let the cat out of the bag yet, but I am doing some research to see if it is possible and if it is, I assure you you will be as excited as I am.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:04 am

And the reverend is playing hard to get

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I don't have time with you and Mr M as you call bye to both of you.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:44 am

Well MR M had a conference to go to and is not available this weekend. But Brother Josson is a senile old man, and keeps reaching out to the good reverend in Mr M's absence.....

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Reverend Bishop,

Mr Min has told me not to get too excited until he works out all the legals and financials with you. But I can not contain my excitement. I tried to meet with Father Nectarie today but he was not in when I called. I asked his secretary to get me on his schedule and she could tell from the joy in my voice that something was up. So she pressed me. I might have let it slip out to her. I receved a call back from her expecting a time to meet with Father and instead she asked me to stand by from a call from none other than His Excellency Cardinal Euf. As I am sure you are aware, being a reverend and all, he is the head of our church. He was so pleased to hear that our faith will be expanding further into Africa and that my dream of a cathedral will finally be seen through. I have promised his excellency the finest Italian White Carrara Marble tile around the altar and in the holiest and most sacred areas of the cathedral. I realise this is a tall order and we will have to determine soonest if there is an importer near the chosen sight OR if I am going to have to arrange for direct import.

I also have an idea on how to make our foundation the strongest and most holy anywhere in the world. I don't want to let the cat out of the bag yet, but I am doing some research to see if it is possible and if it is, I assure you you will be as excited as I am.

The idiot still thinks my character sees his replies but Mr M only lets me see what he wants me to see...

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I don't have time with you and Mr Mi as you call bye to both of you.

Brother Josson never saw that reply and keeps in the good reverend's ear...

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Reverend,

Word is spreading throughout our church that we will finally have a cathedral built in Africa.
I am hoping that after Mr Migets back from his conference that he will be able to finalize the legals and financials with you quickly so that we may be able to move forward as quickly as possible.

Thank you so much for finally making my dream a reality

And again

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Reverend,
With the death of Gery and the emotional toll that has taken on us, combined with the shear joy that you will be responsible for my vision of a great cathedrial to out church in Africa, it occurs to me that I don't believe I introduced you to our church.

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His Excellence Euflooks forward to playing chess with you as this undertaking unfolds.

How close are you and mr M to completing the legals and financials so that we may proceed?

I wantd to ask you as a man of God, what would your thoughts be on an aquarium in the grand cathedral? It is something I keep thinking about.

Sister Gertie loved fish. IT would be in her memorial.

I am so excited for Mr M to get back...his conference could not have come at a worse time in my opinion.
I just don't want anyone to change their mind.

Brother Josson

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:04 pm

My Saturday Morning poke

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Reverend Bishop,

I know you are busy and Mr M has probably told you not to communicate wtih me in his absence as I tend to get a bit overly excited until the final legals and financials are executed. You know what they say, it ain't a deal until it is a deal.
I Just hope you haven't changed your mind.
I had something to do this morning but with all this excitement I have completely forgotton what I am supposed to do or where I am supposed to be. Well it must not have been too important.

I keep having this beautiful dream that the cathedral in Africa is finally completed. You are standing there next to me, and as it is to be revealed I keep waking up. Do you know anything about dream interpreptaitnon?

Brother Josefus

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:52 pm

Oooh got a reply from the idiot.
He does not understand me? Well that is good...my character is a senile old coot that is loaded and speaks gibberish....senility is a bitch

Of course Mr M made sure I did not see this email either Smile

So I will send more gibberish later today.

Tomorrow being Sunday I see a deep philosophical bunch of religious gibberish being thrown at the good Reverend.

But until then

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No one tod me to stop communicating with you just that i don't
understand you any more send me your phone number let talk on phone.

Dont worry reverend idiot, when Mr M returns from his conference on Monday he will explain it all to you. Laughing

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