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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:13 pm

I have a lad from Libya who has been messaging on FB for about a year. Recently, things got a bit more serious and I had some time for chatting. This lad goes by the name "Ghosty," but to avoid any confusion, I gave him a Libyan-inspired name. Additionally, the first name of one of my well-established characters is currently being used in other baits that are posted, so for ease, that's been changed, too. Let's see where this goes.

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KerDaffy: Y are you hard to talk too
Feb 19th, 3:26pm
Tina: Gurlz r not 2 talk 2 men, accept there husbands and Daddys.
KerDaffy: Are you married
If you not i will love to marry you...
Feb 20th, 8:19am
Tina: U r not a member of my church. They help decide my future husband.
KerDaffy: Let me be part of your church them
Tina: LOL. I don't think so. We r not 4 all.
KerDaffy: Am not all just a single guy here
Tina: Ur not a Christian.
KerDaffy: U make me a christian
Tina: U can't make sum1 a Christian.
I see u don't understand. HE will still bless u.
KerDaffy: Who is he
Tina: Our Lord and Saver.
KerDaffy: I guess he's the one connecting us we meant to meet here
Tina: I will discuss with my .
KerDaffy: I want to make you my wife
Tina: I want peace on Earth and Gud Will 2 men.
KerDaffy: I want peace as well gud will to women
Tina: What do u offer as a husband?
The OP will want 2 know this.
KerDaffy: I will offer happiness loy and love for you
Tina: And what proofs of that can u give 2 the Church?
KerDaffy: Okay no problem let him know
Tina: She
KerDaffy: Ok she
Wil give up my soul for the church
If you wish
Tina: I will talk with the OP about this and see what is required 4 u 2 become a church member.
KerDaffy: Ok thank you so much..
Wed 9:16am
Tina: The OP is thinking on it.
KerDaffy: May the thinking goes wel
Thu 8:24am
Tina: K
KerDaffy: How you doing
Tina: K. U?
KerDaffy: Am good just thinking about you
Tina: Do u have an email?
KerDaffy: Yeah but am not using it
Tina: Why not?
KerDaffy: It's difficult for me to use it
Tina: U can't figure out how it works?
KerDaffy: I do try it once
Tina: Try what?
KerDaffy: How it works
Tina: I do not follow
KerDaffy: Yeah i don't
But i wil try again
Tina: Try what?
I am so lost
KerDaffy: Oh the email i mean wil link you there
KerDaffy: What's your email address
Tina: [email protected]
KerDaffy: Ok thanks
KerDaffy: I just Gmail yhu
Tina: K. I got it.
R u still sure u want 2 join my church and marry me?
KerDaffy: Am pretty sure Tina
Tina: Marriage application form.pdf
The OP said u have 2 submit that 1st.
Hello?
KerDaffy: Ok no problem
Tina: Then they can give us the path.
U don't think I'm 2 old 4 marriage?
KerDaffy: How old are you
Tina: 19
U do think I'm 2 old.
KerDaffy: No no you aren't anyway age doesn't matter when it comes to married
I will fill the application k
Tina: It matters here. I am so old 4 marriage. Sorry.
KerDaffy: U just making a joke out of me right
Tina: Huh?
U were just teasing about marrying me? That is mean.
????
Why r u such a mean man?
?
KerDaffy: i can see you not interested in marriage
Tina: What do u mean? I want 2 be married so much but have been passed over time and again at my church.
Why wuld u even say that?
KerDaffy: U think you so young for marriage
Tina: No. Old. Most of the girlz in my church are married by 15.
I thot u might think I was 2 old, also. It seems u do.
KerDaffy: Ok
Tina: Sorry u no longer luv me.
KerDaffy: I never and will never stOP loving you
Tina: So why did u think I was no serious?
KerDaffy: By saying sorry am 2 old for marriage
Tina: U r still going 2 try and be my husband?
I thot u thot I was 2 old.
Am I 2 old?
Ur not mad because I'm 19?
KerDaffy: Y will i be mad
It's left to u to accept me or not
Tina: Its up 2 the Church 2 accept u.
I must marry the man they say wants me.
KerDaffy: Then let me be a member of your church
Tina: We can do that after they approve of u being my husband, so u will have 2 get that back 2 me 2 give 2 the OP.
KerDaffy: Is the OP with you right now
Tina: No. LOL. She is at Church.
She wuld never get on the Face. Ha.
KerDaffy: What you mean by that
Tina: Well, we relly are not supposed 2 use computers except if we HAVE 2 for work.
Understand?
KerDaffy: Yeah
Tina: Can u tell me about my future husband?
KerDaffy: Sure you can
Tina: Huh?
It was an invitation 2 tell me about u.
KerDaffy: You want to know about me
Tina: Yes.
KerDaffy: Ok my name is sarjo born in Libya luv to make friends my life is simple as ABC i live with my family 2 sisters 2 brothers
Tina: And that's all there is?
KerDaffy: Nope Wat you want to know about me
Am a drop out student self employed luv plying football
Thu 9:49pm
KerDaffy: Can i ask you a question....?
Fri 8:12am
Tina: Of course! And what kind of work do u do?
KerDaffy: Am a tailor boy...
What do you do for a living..?
Tina: What's a tailor boy?
I'm An admin ass
KerDaffy: Sewing clothes Africans clothes.. Admin ass what is that?
Tina: I work for the bosses. I'm an assistant that handles all of the administrative stuffs they need.
Oh! I sew, but never have sewed Africans clothes.
KerDaffy: Oh okay
Sorry African dress
Tina: Why r u sorry? We dress 2. We r not Haitians.
KerDaffy: I should have said African dress. That's what am sorry for.
you also sewed
Tina: No. I never sewed African dress.
Not even African skirts or anything.
I'm American.
KerDaffy: Have you been to Africa before
Tina: LOL
No.
KerDaffy: U don't like Africa do you
Tina: I wouldn't know. I've never been. My boss was from Africa, tho.
He lives here now.
KerDaffy: Oh cool then.did you have a boyfriend
Tina: LOL. No.
I've never had 1.
KerDaffy: Seriously
Tina: Seriously what?
KerDaffy: No boyfriend
Tina: Oh goodness gracious no.
But I took the wifey classes.
KerDaffy: Really you did
Tina: Well yeah. We all have 2 do that 1 year after we start our monthlies.
KerDaffy: Ok that's cool. am i really chatting with Tina
Tina: Uh, who else wuld I be?
KerDaffy: You know so many fake people on Facebook posting fake pictures trying to play with people's feelings which is not cool
Tina: No. I didn't know this. I only use it 4 work, relly.
KerDaffy: Ok can i have your fresh picture please
Tina: What is that?
KerDaffy: Your picture i mean
Tina: What is a fresh picture?
KerDaffy: Instant picture
Tina: What is that? Sorry. but I just don't understand. Tell me clearly plz
KerDaffy: Ok can i have your picture
Tina: Like email it 2 u?
KerDaffy: Yeah sure
Tina: K. Let me see if I can figure out how.
Where would I find them?
KerDaffy: Try and use a smart phone to do that
Tina: And i said am sorry for god sake please forgive me as the Lord will
KerDaffy: Ok no problem Tina
Tina: I don't have a phone. We r not allowed. Sumtimes, Daddy will let me use his. I can ask him, ok?
KerDaffy: Yeah i do.i don't fill it will fill it tonight k
Tina: Oh. I guess ur not in a hurry 2 marry me. Ok.
I've waited this long.
KerDaffy: How did you wish your husband will be
Tina: God fearing
KerDaffy: You don't care if he's rich or poor
Tina: Rich in HIM.
Loving of ME
Giving of HIMSELF
What do u want in me as ur wife?
KerDaffy: You want a rich guy
Tina: Honestly, I wouldn't know what that means. Daddy handles my money.
R u rich?
KerDaffy: Am a poor guy
Tina: R u rich in the Lord?
KerDaffy: U think so
Tina: I think what?
Did u mean I want u 2 be rich?
KerDaffy: No i don't mean that. Am just lost about your words.R u rich in the Lord what did you mean about that
Tina: Full of God's grace and luv.
KerDaffy: 76% of God's grace and luv.
That's what am having.
Tina: What does that mean?
?
KerDaffy: Am not yet full of God's grace and love.
Tina: I will luv u 2.
I will help fill u
Its a wifes duty
KerDaffy: Thanks for the support
I want to take bath will join you shortly
Tina: ?

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:27 pm

I have a feeling this lad isn't sincere about joining the Church or who he loves.

Fickle lads.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:49 pm

I'm sure he'll prove his worth in due course. Any thoughts on what he has to do to join?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Excuse my excitement, but YAY!!!!!
I been waiting anxiously to read the continuing adventure of everyone's favorite church girl. I just hope that slut girl (you know who) doesn't show up and steal her man away again!
Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:55 am

You may see a return of some other characters, here and in other threads. We might be switching things up a bit! Wink

@Inspector Gadget there may be a few ideas floating around...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:15 am

Sooo funny, love how Tina is so "innocent" . I am wondering when he's going to talk about money though. I'll keep watching 😊

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:28 am

bware419ers wrote:

Additionally, the first name of one of my well-established characters is currently being used in other baits that are posted, so for ease, that's been changed, too.

Quote:

KerDaffy: Ok thanks

KerDaffy: I just Gmail yhu
Tina: K. I got it.
R u still sure u want 2 join my church and marry me?
KerDaffy: Am pretty sure

Missed a couple.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:43 am

I think it's funny how these asshats reply, and talk to someone whom they believe is an 'unspoiled' individual, as if it is something magical, like a unicorn. Not that Tina is not!! Embarassed

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:09 pm

Spindrift wrote:

Tina is so "innocent"...I am wondering when he's going to talk about money though.

Tina, like her creator is as innocent as lamb's wool. He also spoke about money in previous conversations from months ago and you will see it come up in future posts.

Fi-manni wrote:

Missed a couple.

Thanks. Fixed.

@Iam Aries, you may find Tina to be as magical and elusive as the fabled unicorn.

Where were we?

Quote:

KerDaffy: Hi you there
?
Tina: Yes. Was working.
What do u want in a wife?
?
KerDaffy: i want my wife to be faithful loyal & honest to me. I want her to know the real me Wat i am & respect me on that.
I will need the luv of her the most in good term or bad health or ill
Rich or poor let the luv the real
Then & only then you can have good kids by the great God. kid's full of blessing
Tina: k
I can do all that. Sum say I open my mouth 2 much and am 2 honest. Hope u can handle that. But I will respect your loyalty and honesty unless u lie or are not honest. Then HE must 4give u.
I can luv in gud and bad health and term. I luved my mommy so much up until she died and I even luv her more now cuz I know she walks with me and talks 2 me sumtimes.
I don't handle the money.
Yes, 1 day HE will bless me with kids in my tummy.
KerDaffy: Am sorry about your mommy.
Tina: Thx. She is with HIM not tho.
KerDaffy: I luv my mom so much too can't imagine when she lives me
Tina: I know.
And I didn't get 2 say goodbye.
Daddy takes care of us now. Sum days he's so lonely 4 her 2.
KerDaffy: i can imagine that. U have a brother or sister
Tina: No. I'm a single child.
U?
KerDaffy: 2 brothers 2 sisters
u are your daddy's one and only
Tina: yep
KerDaffy: he luvs you so much as wel
Tina: yep
And I luv him. He's my daddy.
KerDaffy: Don't forget my luv too
Tina: I will know u luv me when we r married!
KerDaffy: and did you like me
Tina: Oh yes!
KerDaffy: U just like me but you don't luv me. ?
Tina: No. I know I have fallen in luv with u.
KerDaffy: Lol. Since when was that
Tina: Since u said u wanted 2 marry me and I wasn't 2 old.
KerDaffy: Yeah I know that you where not 2 old
Tina: The men at my church think I am.
And u don't think I am 2 ugly?
KerDaffy: If what i saw at your Facebook photos then you among the most beautiful girl in atlanta
Tina: Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a plain girl.
Thx tho.
K. Work is over so I have 2 go get the bus now.
I do hope u can get me those pages 4 the OP so I can formally declare my luv 4 u 2 the world!
KerDaffy: Ok am working on it
Fri 9:40pm - I had left this profile open from earlier. Tina should not have been on the computer, so I had to cover.
Tina: >3
I am using Daddy's computer 4 a minute 2 check on my ne luv!
Sat 2:51am
KerDaffy: Oh your new luv was at sleep. While checking on him
Sat 7:21pm - Again, I forgot to log off as I had not used Tina in some time.
Tina: Who is him?
KerDaffy: Am talking about myself
U at work or you using your dad's computer
Tina: Dad, while he showers. Only have a little bit. Don't want 2 get in truble!
KerDaffy: Oh okay
Tina: Did u email the thing 2 give 2 the OP at church 2morrow?
KerDaffy: I need to print it tomorrow i fill it all
Tina: Oh.
KerDaffy: Hope you not mad about it
Tina: I guess u don't want 2 be honest with me.
No. I'm not mad. I can just see that marrying me isn't that impotent 2 u.
KerDaffy: Am completely honest with you
Tina: No. U said u were filling it last nite.
Ok. I understand.
I'm sorry u don't luv me. I wish u wuld have just been honest and said it instead of lying and said u wuld fill it.
KerDaffy: am not lying trust me.i just need to saw it to my parents chat with them about it
Tina: K. It looks like u were texting but u didn't write and the shower just ended. I have 2 go. Bye.
KerDaffy: At the point what is Wat I have for u.am so crazy busy about this application.u just won't understand
Love is what I have for you.am a guy of my words
Marriage is a life time thing I think is shouldn't be so fast.did you dad knew about me
Why are you so hurry about this marriage
Need to buy some more time from your OP please
Sun 1:16pm
KerDaffy: Am sorry if you think am lying it's not easy as it looks
Mon 7:35am
Tina: K
The OP asked of u.
Mon 9:02am
Tina: ?
Mon 3:01pm
Tina: Wow
Mon 6:16pm
KerDaffy: Ok that's awesome she asked about me
KerDaffy: When will i be speaking to you
I luv you Tina
Tue 8:57am
Tina: I luv u 2, but u never wanted 2 talk 2 me and u never sent me anything.
KerDaffy: Anything like
Tina: Guess marrying isn't that impotent. K.
KerDaffy: Ofcus it is.i never been married b4 so tell me how it rks
Works*
Tina: K. U remember the thing the OP sent?
KerDaffy: Application u mean
Tina: Yes. The thing us said u were going 2 do and have lied 2 me twice abut.
KerDaffy: Am still working on that you have to trust me from God shake please
Can we talk live
Tina: What is talk live? And I can no longer trust u. U have lied 2 times 2 me.
KerDaffy: I never lyed to yhu before..can i call you
Tina: U LIED TWICE.
Do I have ur filled application?
KerDaffy: Nope but i promise you will get it soon
Tina: U lied twice. Friday u said u were working on it. Saturday u said u hadn't even printed it but wuld. And u still have not. God hates a lair.
KerDaffy: I do print them as I said it's not easy as you thinks.i filled it but i have to cancel it to filled it much more better
Tina: It's not easy 2 write ur name, where u live, what church u go, etc? It seems like lazy. And lazy hands r the devils play mates.
KerDaffy: It's not that. Can we talk please can i call you
Tina: I don't think so.
KerDaffy: Why not
Tina: U lied twice.
I don't have a phone.
I don't want 2 talk 2 u rite now.
U r not serious.
So, no
KerDaffy: God's knows my intentions aren't to lie to yhu
Tina: And yet u did. Twice.
KerDaffy: Am sorry if I upset you
Am truly sorry
KerDaffy: You missed a video chat with KerDaffy.
KerDaffy: Hny am sorry
Tina: What was that? It says "Your PC does not support Video Calling"
KerDaffy: My phone doesn't have a front cam
KerDaffy: You missed a call from KerDaffy.
Tina: K, I don't know what ur doing, but stop. It keeps giving me all these pop ups saying my computer can't do that.
KerDaffy: But try use your dad's phone we talk on what'sapp
I need to talk to you
Tina: What app? Daddy isn't here. And I told u I do not want 2 talk 2 u.
U have upsettled me.
KerDaffy: And i said am sorry for god sake please forgive me as the Lord will
Tina: When u have dun as u said u wuld, then I can.
KerDaffy: If that's wat is up settling you then no need to be cus i will do as i said
Tina: And I will be unupsettled when u have, until then, u r not acting as a proper husband 4 me.
KerDaffy: Please forgive me am not prefect god is
Tina: And when u have corrected, I will.
KerDaffy: Ok i promise i will
Tina: U said that b4
KerDaffy: Will keep my promise
Tina: When?
KerDaffy: As soon as it's done u will receive it
Tina: K. Then I can ask HIM 2 4give u.
KerDaffy: I will be glad if you do that for me
Tina: Just like I will be glad when I know u have taken the 1st steps 2 being serial about marrying me.
KerDaffy: Sure god is great may he make it much more easy for us
Tina: Of curse
KerDaffy: U aware that am not a christian yet
Tina: Yes. And I can see u do not want 2 take the 1st step.
Yes. And I can see u do not want 2 take the 1st step.
KerDaffy: I will.. if I try to be a christian and they found out they will kill me Shocked

Challenge accepted!
Tina: Who? Why?
KerDaffy: My people bcus i want to join Christian's to be with you
Tina: They wuld kill u?
KerDaffy: Yeah if they fine out
That's y am telling you to give me some more time
Tina: Ur people do not sound very nice.
KerDaffy: They are but when it comes to a Muslim to turn in to a christian sud b killed.
And yet i need to be sure that you are real.cus we never talk on phone no social media call just chatting.
Tina: U let women do that there?
My church does not allow gulrz to do that. I just get to be on here cuz qork requires it.
work
KerDaffy: I do want to to give up everything for you
Tina: I guess ur region lets women be Jazzyballs and just do whatever they want.
KerDaffy: Sometimes
Can i believe in you like you believe in jesus
Wuldn't want to regret this later
Tina: Of curse!
KerDaffy: Ok am starting to luv u more
Does your church members knew am a poor guy fell in love with Tina by the grace of God i will marry you
Tina: No.
KerDaffy: Hope it won't be a problem to them
Tina: That u fell in luv with me? I think when u submit ur application they will luv u 2!
KerDaffy: Alright no problem
Tina: My work is almost thru.
KerDaffy: U abt to go home
Tina: Yes. I have to get the bus.
KerDaffy: Try and link me with your dad's phone please at whatsapp
Tina: At what?
KerDaffy: What's app
Tina: I didn't mention one.
KerDaffy: Any this my dial +220 123 456 you can link me anytime
Tina: Link u 2 what?
I don't think the OP needs your Social.
K. I have 2 go my luv!
Sleep gud 2 nite!
KerDaffy: Ok luv you too

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:53 am

Please tell me Cr33py K3nny will be back!!!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:43 am

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:38 pm

Quote:

Wed 7:36am
Tina: Gud morning.
KerDaffy: Morning my luv
Tina: Do u have gud news 4 me 2day?
KerDaffy: Sure i do
Tina: Ok. Tell me, my luv!
KerDaffy: Today by the grace of God you will receive the application
Tina: Oh. Not by ur doing?
KerDaffy: Y not
Tina: Y not what?
KerDaffy: It's my doing
Tina: K! I will be so excited 2 take it 2 church 2nite!
KerDaffy: Much as me
Tina: much what?
R u ok? Did u hit ur head? I can't relly follow u.
Hello? Did u? Is everting ok?
KerDaffy: Lol no no I do feel nervous went chatting with you
But am alright
Sorry for the later reply we ran of power
Sure everything is ok
Tina: Why nervy?
KerDaffy: I don't really know
Tina: U sure u can marry me?
KerDaffy: Of course i will try
Tina: What do u mean, try?
KerDaffy: Mean i will try my best god will do the rest
Tina: K
KerDaffy: Ait what you at
Tina: Sorry. I only speak English. What does that say?
KerDaffy: What's up how's work
Tina: Very busy.
KerDaffy: Oh I can see that
KerDaffy: Guess someday you will provide me a job at atlanta
Tina: Well yeah! I'm sure the Church wuld help! U can be a tailor boy, rite?
KerDaffy: Yeah but i need something much better for our living our future
Tina: K. Like what? What other things can u do?
KerDaffy: Anything
Tina: Sing, dance, act, stunt? Anything doesn't help and why r u talking 2 me instead of sending the application 2 take 2 church 2nite?
KerDaffy: I will send it few hours later
Tina: Why not now?
KerDaffy: Please just hours I beg
Tina: Hmmmm
Sumthing isn't rite.
KerDaffy: Everything is fine
Tina: I guess I don't know why u need hours.
I won't have time 2 print it and take it then, I guess.
It's clear it is not impotent 2 u and u just want to lie 2 me a third time.
KerDaffy: Oh please stop saying such I promised you remember
Tina: Few hours n you will have it
Wed 1:21pm
Tina: K. Back and I will check email now.
KerDaffy: You at home
Tina: No. At work.
KerDaffy: I will send it to you around 7pm GMT
Tina: What is GMT?
I leave much b4 7 pm.
Church is at that time.
KerDaffy: What time are you at ?
Tina: 1:27 PM
KerDaffy: Ok i will send it to you around 3pm
Tina: Hmmmm
KerDaffy: I will
Wed 3:16pm
Tina: My luv?
Tina: I have 2 get the bus now. I guess u proved 2 me ur real truth.
Wed 5:50pm
KerDaffy: The police chief's number is delaying me at the moment
KerDaffy: Need to see him personally
[color=blackWed 9:30pm
[/color]KerDaffy: It sounds crazy when i told my friends
And family about yhu yet i never had your voice or see your face.am scared that you not one of does fake people, cus if you not you could have find a way to talk with me.am sorry for my self may God forgive me for been sily
Today 7:31am
Tina: What r u saying?
Other than 3 lies?
KerDaffy: I never lie to you
Tina: LOL. We already went thru all that.
Don't lie on top of lies plz.
KerDaffy: It's just that things doesn't goes as i plan it yet you call it lying
Tina: Daddy says don't let ur tongue write checks ur bummy can't cash.
It has nothing 2 do with plans.
KerDaffy: Your daddy is right
Did you check your email
Tina: Yes. Thx
But, it will have 2 wait now.

He did send it, about three hours after he said he would...

KerDaffy: For what?
Tina: What do u mean?
KerDaffy: Wait for what. ?
Tina: 2 submit it.
I was suppost 2 take it 2 Church last nite.
I told the OP this. But u made a lair out of me.
KerDaffy: Sorry for that
Tina: Doesn't relly fix it tho does it?
KerDaffy: But will hlp
Tina: ?
KerDaffy: Wen will I be hearing your voice
Tina: When u get here, I guess. 4 our marriage.
KerDaffy: Guess you will help me get there
Tina: Daddy and the Church will, if ur accepted in 2 marry me and then accepted into the Church.
But
KerDaffy: But?
Tina: U kept lying 2 me. I can't have that in a hubby.
KerDaffy: Won't happen again promise Rolling Eyes

<<Picture from Tina's FB profile>>
Is this really you?
Tina: Duh! Yes.
Why wuld u ask that silly ?
KerDaffy: Cus luv is silly
Tina: Hmmmm
KerDaffy: I have been silly went I fell in luv with you
Luv is something else
Tina: Ur the 1st man I have ever luved. Except Daddy, but that's different and we won't talk about it.
KerDaffy: There is no word that can describe your beauty & luv I had for you
Tina: Thx.
But, I relly have 2 think about this cuz u got me in lots of problems.
I had 2 accept the purnishment 4 lying and everything.
KerDaffy: What kind of punishment is that.
It. ?
Tina: 8 paddles and three days of fasting.
Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight Proverbs 12:22
So, I relly have 2 think abut this.
KerDaffy: Can i do anything to hlp
Tina: What is hlp?
I can see u don't want 2 chart anymore even tho I took the purnishment 4 u.
Enjoy ur day.
KerDaffy: I mean help
Ofcus i do want to chat with you
Tina: But u ignore me.
I asked a question and u refused 2 respond.
That is not the husband 4 me.
KerDaffy: My mom called me was on phone my grandmother just pass away
Tina: Sorry 2 hear that.
KerDaffy: It's okay it's God's will
Tina: Yes. She will be in his luving arms now. I guess u will travel now. Gud luck and enjoy that luvely time with ur family.
KerDaffy: No am not for now
Tina: k
What is hlp?
KerDaffy: I meant help
Tina: Then why didn't u just answer that?
KerDaffy: Can I do anything to help about the punishment
Tina: 2 begin, how abut not lying.
What else culd u do?
KerDaffy: I promise I wouldn't lie again promise
Tina: What else do u propose 2 help?
KerDaffy: What ever you wish me to
Tina: U r the 1 that lied. U suggest it.
KerDaffy: How about i fast for you
Tina: Sure. If u think that is what's best.
KerDaffy: I can fast the three days for you Rolling Eyes

Tina: U can't do it 4 me. I have 2 do it. Daddy will make sure. Or there will be more purnishment.
Ok what?
KerDaffy: Oh i wish i could help you on that cus fasting is not easy
What is paddles
Tina: It's like a large board.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:08 pm

Tina doesn't work/bait weekends and KerDaffy must have been busy. Hopefully, there will be a better update tomorrow.

Quote:

Tina: What did u decide?
Tina: What was that?
Fri 9:12am
Tina: I guess ur not interested?
Fri 10:44am
You waved at Sais!
Sat 10:00am
KerDaffy: You and Sais waved at each other!
KerDaffy: I was out of town u remember I told you that my grandmother pass away
KerDaffy: I miss you
KerDaffy: How you doing.?
Today 7:41am
Tina: Oh. Ur phone doesn't work out of town?
KerDaffy: I don't go out with it it only connect to the wifi
Tina: I don't know what that means.

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Quote:

Ur the 1st man I have ever luved. Except Daddy, but that's different and we won't talk about it.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:44 pm

Yes, this continues. I realize it's a lot to read, but he's made it a bit fun with his idiocy. Included are more pics, a video/phone call, strange feet, and old HP computer, and other surprises!

Quote:

Tina: How was ur fasting?
?
Mar 5th, 9:38am
KerDaffy: It's goes good
My phone i mean
Mar 5th, 10:58am
Tina: Ur phone is gud? Ok.
How was ur fasting?
KerDaffy: Fasting was not easy but thanks god Rolling Eyes

I miss you
Tina: Yeah ur were gone a long time.
The OP has ur form to look thru.
KerDaffy: What did she said about it
Tina: That she wuld review it and have sum ????s 4 u.
KerDaffy: What is that
Oh ok I get
Mar 5th, 3:29pm
Tina: What did u get?
Mar 5th, 8:35pm
KerDaffy: hny sorry for the later reply..We have an electricity problem
Mar 6th, 7:46am
Tina: Hmmmmm
Why do u never want 2 chart me?
Mar 6th, 9:23am
Tina: What is this?
<<Image of KerDaffy with his young daughter.>>
Mar 6th, 2:25pm
KerDaffy: Hello
This me & my nephew
I don't like to chat with you, why will you think that I don't want to chat with you
Never say that again cus i luv to chat with you
Tina: But ur never around.
U sure that is not ur son?
KerDaffy: Yeah I do get busy sometimes
lol stop that y. She is not my child.where will I get it from anyway. ?
Are you there
Mar 6th, 7:58pm
KerDaffy: ?

At this point, the lad chose to use Facebook messenger to call Tina. He was also kind enough to leave a message.

See and hear the lad here.

Mar 7th, 7:52am
Tina: What is that?
I guess ur not serious cuz u can't be bothered 2 be around.
Mar 7th, 11:58am
KerDaffy: It's a voice note
Hny stop saying that. It's just that am so busy this days.you know i have to work for the family
Can i have your dad's number so that I can call you there.?
This are not easy here as in the US Rolling Eyes

Mar 7th, 2:50pm
Tina: U said u had no job.
Daddy won't let me use his phone for talking. R u crazy and trying 2 get me in trouble?
What time is it there?
Mar 7th, 9:00pm
KerDaffy: Sorry i don't mean to put you in trouble. What I don't understand is you are 19 why aren't you not allowed to have a phone. ?
The job i do is not my professional.just do it to an cash
At the moment we are in 1:19AM
Today I will be here for u all day long
Only if the electricity system is available.it use to come and go poor country country we have.
Mar 7th, 10:10pm
KerDaffy: I can't sleep hny
Mar 8th, 8:39am
Tina: My church doesn't allow women 2 use them. We disgust this already. Why do u ask me the same things over and over?
Why do u need electric systems 4 ur phone?
What kind of work r u doing? That's 3 questions 4 u, but I can see u don't want 2 be here.
Thu 2:35pm
KerDaffy: So how can i talk to you.?
I need electric bcus am using wifi no light on wifi
Am working with a guy he use to build houses
We just have light after 12 hour's when they token it
Tina: What time is it there?
KerDaffy: 8:17pm
Tina: So, what time do u think it is here?
KerDaffy: 3 to 4 I guess
Tina: And I've been here since 8, but now it's time 4 me 2 go home.
I had questions but u refused 2 show up, so when I went 2 Church last nite, I had no answers 4 the OP.
KerDaffy: Please let's chat a while
KerDaffy: What questions?
Tina: I have a bus 2 catch.
U refused 2 come online.
I work 8-4 Monday - Friday and only have the Face then.
U knew that.
KerDaffy: Isn't that i refuse
Tina: But guess I'm not that impotent 2 u so whatever.
KerDaffy: U mean the world to me Tina
I wish everyone speak so that you can understand
We speak*
Tina: U aren't here. I'm guessing they won't approve the marriage now.
KerDaffy: Why not am not a fake guy
Tina: You think they will allow me 2 marry sum1 who won't even be around me?
I have 2 go now. Sleep well.
KerDaffy: How can you expect me to sleep when you don't trust me
You have to trust me
Bcus in luv with you
Thu 4:58pm
KerDaffy: What questions is she asking you abou?
Fri 7:19am
KerDaffy: Hello
Tina: nevermind
KerDaffy: Why will you say that hny
Tina: Cuz u r not serious.
KerDaffy: If am not serious I won't fill does application at the first place
Tina: Then u disappeared and u didn't even fill it fully
KerDaffy: Bucs i had no record on does i don't fill
Tina: I don't even know what ur trying 2 say.
KerDaffy: Forget about that
Tina: Abut what?
KerDaffy: I want to be here for you
Tina: Do u have the application with u?
KerDaffy: Yeah i do i can fill it again if you want Evil or Very Mad

Tina: I think u prolly shuld. I am 2 ask u the following:
See page 2?
KerDaffy: Ok no problem
Tina: See the second question under APPTITUDE?
?
KerDaffy: I checked the page 2.but you know i don't goes to church
Am not a christian yet
Tina: What r u talking abut?
Do u see the section that says APPTITUTE?
KerDaffy: Yeah in the matter of divorce right
I do see it
Tina: NO
It says list 5 VOWS
KerDaffy: Oh okay I saw it.
What about it?
Tina: How many vows did u wrotered in there?
K. Ur wasting my time agin.
Fri 6:53pm
KerDaffy: Hny is not that I told you we in a electricity crisis we don't normally have light this day's
It's 5 vows i wrote
Without light i can't connected to the wifi to chat with you
Fri 8:33pm
KerDaffy: Please try to understand that
And forgive me for that please
Sat 1:52pm
KerDaffy: Hny
Sat 4:57pm
KerDaffy: I miss you
It's 23hours now i don't hear from you
Sun 9:32pm
KerDaffy: <<Image of Tina in a dress>>
You don't look like a church girl here.
Mon 7:56am
Tina: The OP only showed 4 vows.
I do not work on Saturdays. I already wrotered that 2 u.
What do I look like then?
Mon 1:41pm
KerDaffy: A town girl Lol
It's 5 vows
Tina: What is a town gurl? And write the 5 here, cuz there r only 4.
KerDaffy: Ok no problem
Are you ready to get married. ?
Tina: Yes, but ur not.
And u never want 2 be here or listing 2 me.
KerDaffy: Ofcus hny I told you we have a electric problem I always want to listen to you I wish I be with you all time
Tina: And yet u haven't put the 5 vows here.
KerDaffy: I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT WITH LOVE AND ROSES I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS TILL DEATH DO US PART.
You holding a phone at the picture not so
Tina: I don't understand what ur saying?
KerDaffy: Ok check this out
<<Six Images of Selfies by Tina with a phone in her hand>>
How do you explain the phone you holding. ?
Tina: Daddy's phone.
I told u that b4.
So, now u want 2 ignore what I tell u cuz I see u still haven't wrotered ur 5 vows here.
KerDaffy: U said the vows are 4 right .
Tina: That is what the OP said.
KerDaffy: (1) I PROMISE TO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU...
(2) I WILL ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOU, KIND & PATIENT
(3) I WILL RESPECT YOU & CHERISH YOU IN HEALTH & SICKNESS
(4) I WILL BE YOUR STUDENT & TEACHER AS I JOIN MY LIFE TO YOURS. .
(5) I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THIS DAY WITH LOVE & ROSES, I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS TILL DEATH DO US PART...
Here it is my queen to be
Are you there
(1) I PROMISE TO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU...
(2) I WILL ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOU, KIND & PATIENT
(3) I WILL RESPECT YOU & CHERISH YOU IN HEALTH & SICKNESS
(4) I WILL BE YOUR STUDENT & TEACHER AS I JOIN MY LIFE TO YOURS. .
(5) I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THIS DAY WITH LOVE & ROSES, I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS TILL DEATH DO US PART...
Going without saying goodbye..anyway i love you
Mon 6:34pm
KerDaffy: 4 Blessed ways of living:
1st,
Look back & Thank God.
2nd,
Look forward & Trust God
3rd,
Look around & Serve God.
4th,
Look within & Find God..!!
Tue 12:18am
KerDaffy: Are you aware that am not white as you are?
Tina: Ok, but the number 5 is not in the application.
KerDaffy: Yeah told I put there 5
Tina: And yes. What does that have 2 do with the price of coffee in Columbia?
Not in the application.
U did not write it.
KerDaffy: I don't write Wat. ?
Tina: The 5
U wrote the 1st 4 in the application. Not the 5.
KerDaffy: Yeah I said I thought I wrote it in the application
U said u had the application 2 look at. U can't see u didn't wrotered it in there?
I count it has 5 am having all the applications with me
Tina: How can u count 5 when u wrotered the first 4 only?
Look at the question. Which 1 is missing?
KerDaffy: My mistake
The 5th one
Tina: Yes. U did not put it there. Now, the OP asked abut the next page 2. The question that says in no less than 50 words. See it?
KerDaffy: Yeah I do
Tina: How many words did u wrotered in there?
[color][color=black]Tue 10:15am
Tina: ?
Tue 12:19pm
KerDaffy: 23 wrdz
Tina: Why did it take u 2 hours 2 count those 23 wrdz?
KerDaffy: We ran out of power electricity i mean
Tina: And why did u not follow the directions?
Wed 7:31am
Tina: Have u fixed the application or r u not going 2 do ANYTHING?
Wed 9:07am
Tina: ?
KerDaffy: Ofcus i will if i reach home I will
I will print all again will make it all right if that's okay with you
Tina: Yes, but u missed getting it 2 me in time. I go 2 Church 2nite.
I'm starting 2 think ur not serious.
KerDaffy: You will have it before going
Get to go am not at home am at the Internet café
Tina: What is that? Like a coffee place
KerDaffy: Nope a place where you use Internet and pay
Tina: Why?
Can u like show me a picture or sumthing? I don't follow.
KerDaffy: Ok

^^^Nice feet.

It seems the Gambia may be a few years behind in technology.

Tina: Do those even work?
KerDaffy: Why not this is Africa Anita
Tina: Aren't computers computers no matter where they r?
KerDaffy: My time is up we chat leta k
Tina: K
KerDaffy: Is one is business
Tina: Is one what?
KerDaffy: hey make money over it
Tina: Who?
Wed 5:42pm
KerDaffy: The owner of the Internet café
We didn't have light the whole day that's why i couldn't send it early
Anyway i send them to your email alright i know you will be mad about the late reply but am sorry it's because of the electricity system very poor here..
Which time they promised us it get worst
This is what they post on Facebook yesterday. And today the whole day we don't have light

He did send me a brand new application, but it didn't change much...

Today 7:44am
Tina: It's like a total eclipse of my
KerDaffy: What's eclipse.?
Tina: No light.
KerDaffy: As for today we having it for now
How you doing. ?
Tina: Unhappy
OMGG u never want 2 chart even when ur online.
KerDaffy: Stop saying that ofcus not. Please be happy cus here to chat with you
How's your dad doing. ?
Did you tell your dad about me.?
Tina: Yes.
How can I be happy cuz ur NOT here charting with me.
KerDaffy: Am sorry they take the light again
Is your computer having a cam

<<You missed a video chat with KerDaffy.>>

Wil like to see you live at your computer cam if possible
Tina: What is a cam?
KerDaffy: Wepcam i mean
I want to know more about you
Tina: What is that?
Where would I look?
KerDaffy: Your computer did it have a small camera on the front
Tina: I don't know.
I see on the front of it that it says disc dvdrom
Then, next to it
it
says hp
rp5700
KerDaffy: What type of computer are you using
Tina: A black one.
It says disc dvdrom hp rp5700 on it.
KerDaffy: I don't think so.can you call me from your computer
Tina: Ok. Did u hear me?
I tried agin. Did u hear me that time?
KerDaffy: Did you call before. ?
Tina: I keep calling ur name, but u don't respond.
Marisol walked by the office and thot I was crazy.
KerDaffy: Lol what's my name.?
Tina: Daffy
KerDaffy: You right
Let me try call you.?
KerDaffy: <<You missed a video chat with KerDaffy.>>
Tina: ?
KerDaffy: Am calling you try and pick up
Tina: Pick up what?
KerDaffy: <<You missed a video chat with KerDaffy.>>
Tina: Can u hear me now?
KerDaffy: How comes you not seeing my calls
No I can't hear you
Tina: Wait, 'm suppost 2 see them, not hear u?
KerDaffy: You suppost to see and hear
Tina: How?
Where?
KerDaffy: Try use a phone please
Tina: I kep getting a pop up that says "Internet Explorer is not compatible with this Video Feature." Is that u?
KerDaffy: Yeah it's me
Tina: Why r u making my computer do that? It's relly relly alloying.
Can u hear me now?
KerDaffy: No i call you most have a phone.
Maybe your computer it's an old type
Tina: I've told u time without ending that I don't have a phone.
Daddy wuld kill me.
KerDaffy: Try get one it will help you. If your church is willing to accept me then they should let you use a phone for us to call each other
Why will daddy kill her only daughter. ?
Tina: So, u want my religion 2 change it's hole philanthropy 4 a phone?
I suppose u want 2 kill our Lord and Saver all over agin 2?
UGH
KerDaffy: A phone can't change nothing about your religion.
Tina: Well u tell the OP that. And Daddy.
KerDaffy: How can I kill your Lord with what power. ?
Tina: I don't want u 2 talk 2 me rite now. Ur the one that wanted 2 join.
KerDaffy: Of course if I have the chance to i will
Am starting to think that all this are joke.i think you playing my mind & heart
Am sorry if my wrds hurt you.I don't mean to hurt you am sorry once again

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:17 pm

KerDaffy wrote:

76% of God's grace and luv.

I'm curious as to how one calculates that...

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:47 pm

Quote:

Fri 3:07am
KerDaffy: I wil be missing online am living town for a while
Fri 7:57am
Tina: Why?
Sun 3:43pm
KerDaffy: For some important issues
I wil be bck few days time
Secondly you mad at me.you don't even wanted to chat with me.you don't accepted my apologies as wel am feeling sad at the moment
Mon 7:17am
Tina: What r the impotent issues? U never come here 2 chart accept when U KNOW I AM NOT HERE.
KerDaffy: Hello am back Tina
Tina: K
KerDaffy: Is that how you welcome someone u miss chatting with. ?
How you welcome your future husband. ?
Tina: My future husband so called hasn't been there 4 me.
The Church thinks I made u up.
So...thx 4 that.
KerDaffy: Don't i told you i going out of town
So what are you trying to say here..?
Tina: Why did u go out of town?
KerDaffy: It's important that's why
Tina: So u don't want 2 say. I understand.
KerDaffy: It's a family thing
Tina: And U don't want me 2 be family or share with ur future wife. Understood. Makes it all easier with the OP.
KerDaffy: You just from saying am a so called future husband not so
What you mean by make it all easier with the Oracle
?
Tina: U answer me 1st.
KerDaffy: Of course i do want you to be but you not yet part of my family cus we not married yet
Tina: And since u refused, we can't be now.
The OP thinks I made u up.
KerDaffy: Made me up like.?
Tina: Yea
KerDaffy: So you make me believe in love . While you were not even interested in me why that i told you are a good Christian
Tina: Huh? What r u talking abut. Ur the 1 that refused 2 be here.
KerDaffy: I just travel for only 6 days.. and i told you before going
Anyway i can see you playing with my feelings
Tina: No, u played with mine.
U were gone 4 six days b4 that 2
And still won't even say wy u went.
I'm not impotent 2 u.
I told u the OP had questions and u didn't even care.
KerDaffy: Ofcus you are went to discuss with my family about you..and here you telling me we aren't going to be married
I was ready to answer you didn't want to tell me what was the question.
Tina: Relly?
U don't even want me cuz u use all these hash words with me now.
I don't like this. I fill like sum stepchild.
KerDaffy: I never use a hash words on you bcus i love you..but honestly this is going no where it's like a dream.
Tina: What do u mean?
Today is the 1st day u have said more than 20 words 2 me in weeks.
KerDaffy: I want to marry you but its you don't feel nothing about me..If this is joke please tell me am going though alot
You have giving me sleepless nights.am always thinking about you day and night. If all this were for nothing I swear i won't forgive my self
Tina: U know I am 4 reel. Ur the only man other than Daddy that has ever wanted 2 luv in me.
But then u do stuff that makes me fill unluved.
KerDaffy: That's because am in love with you. I want to be with you forever, ,
You mean the world to me.if i don't have you as my wife then I don't want to be married
After all i never had your voice..yet still am dying to be with you tell your Oracle i want you as a wife & to be her church member
Tina: Tina

I will wait 4 this.
KerDaffy: What is this
Tina: I thot u culd read.
KerDaffy: I should fill this
Yeah i can read
Tina: Yea
I will try 2 get Daddys computer at home and check in with u my luv and wait 4 it!
KerDaffy: I have to copy it first
Tina: K
I have 2 catch the bus my luv.
KerDaffy: is it really necessary to apologise this way
Tina: Hmmmmm
KerDaffy: Can't I do it here right now
Tina: Hmmmmm.
KerDaffy: Say something please Tina
7:24pm
Tina: Had 2 catch the bus. On Daddy's computer 4 a few mintes.
KerDaffy: Oh okay no problem..is it necessary to fill the formal apology
Tina: What do u think? U don't think I deserve it?
KerDaffy: U deserve much more than a formal apology
Tina: Ok. I will take all of that then.
Thx in advance.
KerDaffy: U upset.?
Tina: I guess u will figure out what is much more 2 go along with it.
Daddy s yelling 4 me. Gotta go my luv! Luv u!

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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:07 am

Quote:

I'm not impotent 2 u.

How could he even think for one second that Tina would be impotent to him? The nerve of him!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:13 pm

Quote:

Wednesday
KerDaffy: I love you much muaaahhhh
<Stupid Love Emojis>
KerDaffy:
We will talk about our wedding when you come for work
Thu 8:49pm
KerDaffy:
I am not saying sorry just because I understand the difference between right and wrong. I am saying sorry also because our relationship is more important to me than my ego.
My heart has been leaking and bleeding since the day I hurt you. Please plug the holes with your forgiveness. I am sorry.
I trust fate and I believe in love, which is why I know you’ll accept my apology. I’m sorry.
KerDaffy:
I hope that u finally undrstand that I will luv u until d end bcoz ur not just my girl u r also my best frnd! As wel..
Fri 9:14am
Tina:
Wuldn't it have been ezier to send the formal apology 1st?
Fri 6:09pm
KerDaffy:
This more easier for me..If i had to paint it I most go 31miles away from home...
KerDaffy:
Do you know why God created gaps between fingers? So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you..Tina:
Sun 6:53am
KerDaffy:
Miss You SMS -
There's No Special Reason For This Msg, I Juz Wanna Steal A Single Moment Out Of Ur Busy Life & Hope I Can Make U Smile N Say: I Miss U
sharelovemessages.com
Mon 7:42am
Tina:
Gud morning.
KerDaffy:
Morning how you doing. ?
Tina:
KerDaffy:
I miss chatting with you
Tina:
Ok
KerDaffy:
Hope everything is fine
Tina:
I guess.
KerDaffy:
How's your dad
Tina:
Not happy
How is urs?
KerDaffy:
What's wrong hny. ? Why you not happy
Tina:
Why do u think I'm not happy?
KerDaffy:
Definitely i can't tell why you aren't happy. ?
Tina:
Oh
Hmmmm
KerDaffy:
Don't tell me it's about the formal apology
Tina:
Ok. Then I won't say anyting.
KerDaffy:
I told we talk about it last week not so
KerDaffy:
Please be happy
Tina:
Abut?
Mon 11:11am
KerDaffy:
Life is too short to be sad
Tina:
Life is 2 short 2 screw arund but I can see u don't want 2 formally apologize.
KerDaffy:
But I did
Tina:
Oh?
KerDaffy:
How's work
KerDaffy:
<Image from Tina's FB with her at a computer monitor>
This the computer you work on
Tina:
That's from my old office.
But am not talking 2 u rite now. Ok?
KerDaffy:
But why Tina: .?
If you start saying such i fell sick inside. ?
Tina:

KerDaffy:
Ok then
KerDaffy:
You still want me to fill it after all i told you..anyway what am i apologise for. ?
Tuesday 7:15am
KerDaffy:
I can see you don't love me like you said..cus if you do you won't be disturbing me about this unnecessary formal apology.,just tell me once and for all let me know if am just wasting my time or not.?
Tina:
U seem 2 think I am a waste of ur time and not even worth a formal apology. So, I guess I am not worth it 2 u.
Gud bye.

I don't think we're through yet...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:24 pm

Lots of great de-education in there lol. From his excuses about traveling. I wonder if he is being safari baited?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:09 am

Doubtful.

His FB, friends, and family show him at a funeral.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:19 am

I wonder why he wouldn't tell you that? Seems like it would have worked for him, as a sympathy ploy. These guys continue to confuse me. Their way of thinking is so different. Maybe it's just me. Confused

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:38 am

Just got caught up with this. The pictures in the video are hilarious. What's with the bandana over his face? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:00 pm

^^^Your guess is as good as mine. Perhaps he robs trains in his spare time.

Quote:

Tue 10:37am
KerDaffy:
Nothing on earth is worth then a humanity...I do like you so much but i can't understand you seriously...
Tina:
What is worth then a humanity meaning?
KerDaffy:
I meant nothing on earth is better or worth than you so why the piece of paper call formal apology i don't think so...
Tina:
So, there r many things on earth better and worth more than me. Cuz u refuse 2 be a true husband.
KerDaffy:
I am a true and faithful to you
Tina:
Except 4 the formal apology.
KerDaffy:
Does it means a lot to you
Tina:
Everything.
Thot that was cleer.
KerDaffy:
Ok i will print it then if you insist
Tina:
As the OP wuld say, "Taht's a gud lad."
KerDaffy:
Hmmm
Tina:
?
KerDaffy:
Wat you mean about that
Tina:
The OP says a gud hubby knows when 2 formally apologize 4 mistakes they have made. It helps make the lad more better 4 the future.
When they compile
KerDaffy:
That's true
Tina:
Yes
So why did u question her?
KerDaffy:
I will print it tomorrow
Tina:
I will talk 2 u after then.
KerDaffy:
Why not now
Tina:
Cuz u don't take me seriously or care abut my feelings here.
U wasted like a week.
KerDaffy:
Seriously
I care about you & your feeling
Tina:
I will give u a little time, then.
KerDaffy:
Ok so nice of you
Tina:
Thx
KerDaffy:
How's work going
Tina:
Busy. How is urs?
KerDaffy:
No work this days
Tina:
How do u eat?
KerDaffy:
Lol had a parents ofcus
Tina:
Ok. How old r u agin?
KerDaffy:
24
Tina:
Ok. Isn't that old 4 a man 2 live at home?
KerDaffy:
Am not with my parents at the moment
And we not that poor
Tina:
K
KerDaffy:
When will we be married. ?
Tina:
When r u planning 2 come here?
KerDaffy:
To have an American visa here is a problem less someone invite you makes it easier to get.
KerDaffy:
Am going to play football my coach just called me..
Tina:
Oh. R u like a linebacker or sumthing? I luv the Falcons.
KerDaffy:
Really hny
Tina:
Relly what?
KerDaffy:
U just said.oh r u like linebacker or something. ? I luv the Falcons
Who are you chatting with. ?
Tina:
U.
U said u play football.
KerDaffy:
Yeah I do play
Tina:
What position?
I like linebackers.
KerDaffy:
Midfielder 8
Get to go before I get later hny
Tina:
Your number is 8?
I like that. Like two circles never ending.
infinished.
KerDaffy:
Lol thanks
Till late i luv u muaaah
KerDaffy:
Tina:
K. I don't know what those mean. I will respond after the formal apologizing.
Have fun and get a touchdown!
Today 7:45am
Tina:
How was it and how did u slepp?
KerDaffy:
It's was awesome but i end up having a injury...
Tina:
How? Where? Why?
KerDaffy:
At the football field
Tina:
U hurt ur foot with the ball?
KerDaffy:
Someone hurt me on my foot
Tina:
Ok. If u don't want 2 say what happened, just say so.
Ur always so secretive.
KerDaffy:
Lol i said someone hurt me on my foot at the field..so last night i didn't sleep well..It hurts alot
Tina:
And how did they hurt u on ur foot at the field?
And what medicines have u taken?
KerDaffy:
I was wit the ball rolling it so he met me on it hardly. I didn't know it's will be this serious...from there wen home for some pain killers. It makes me kinda better today
Tina:
Gud.
Had u fumbled the ball?
KerDaffy:
No
Tina:
Why were u rolling it? To the ump?
KerDaffy:
Was enjoying the game that's y
Tina:
K. But I've enjoyed the game without rolling any ball. Ha. Ur funny.
KerDaffy:
Did you play football
?

Tina:
Wow. That looks like it hurts. I like ur floor, tho.
KerDaffy:
Lol thanks
Tina: <<Thumbs up>>
KerDaffy:
How you doing. ?
Tina:
Am fine, thx. My toe is gud.
KerDaffy:
Oh really that cool then.
<<Images of soccer players>>
Tina:
What r those?
KerDaffy:
That's my team
Tina:
Where r ur pads and helmets?
KerDaffy:
What's it's not American football lol..
Tina:
Huh?
KerDaffy:
We don't play American football here
Tina:
Hmmmm.
I thot it was played worldwide.
KerDaffy:
Lol never saw it here before
Tina:
Ok. I thot u played that.
KerDaffy:
Nope i never played that...am scare of that game hitting and running i may broke my hands and neck
Tina:
Yeah. That wuld be a shame.
I'm guessing u have the formal apology now.?
KerDaffy:
Someone when to print it out he's not yet bck
Tina:
k
KerDaffy:
Sure guess he will soon be bck
Tina:
k

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