Reverend Eze - "Sand Timer" & 4 Safari trips

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Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I've rattled on his cage again. Let's see what happens.

matt has to go back to abuja, and then down again to port harcourt. and up and down and up and down...

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:25 am

Monday - early in the morning

We all know that our Ezze is a lazy idiot. So:
- father Elephterie sucesfully managed to get a pre-approval for paying the $4,000 bill.
- everything needs to be documented, obviously. Laughing

Father Elephterie wrote to the idiot:

Quote:

Brother Ezze, in my last message, I told you very clearly everything:

It is mandatory to send me the few pictures, if you want to be successful at Sunday's sermon and if you want the Elders to approve the payment.
- your revised photo (appropriate suit for the reverend position).
- pictures of the Holy Dinner organized by you.

Which part of the above words did not you understand?
- I told you I want to try to convince the elders to approve your payment of the $4,000 bill.
- I explained to you that I must be able to show them something, from which they understand that we need to help a brother of faith.
And you, what have you done? Did you just send me a list of names? Only that? You kidding me?
- Where are the 9 forms, written by hand and signed by the 9 believers?
- Where are the pictures from Holly Dinner?
- Where is your picture, made according to your rank (dressed as a reverend)?

I did my duty to your parish and got approval for the payment. Of course, everything is conditional on the fulfillment of your obligations.
Send me immediately those photos and forms filled out by your people, so I can order bank payment.

Elephterie

5 minutes later, Elephterie also wrote to Mr. Vitello Tonnato (Matt and Ezze in CC):

Quote:

Dear Mr. Tonnato,

Let me tell you that we have been able to obtain the pre-approval of the last invoice.
Only a few organizational issues remain to be solved.
Reverend Emmanuel still has to send some material to the church, and now everything is up to him.
If everything goes well, I hope that in 1-2 days we can send the money.

Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
father Elephterie

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08.20 - local time

- The Niger manager (Mr. Qesha) is still at home on medical leave, and doctors have recommended that he rest and relax mentally.

Quote:

Salam Mr. Ezze, how are you? I hope everything is fine with you and your family. I hope also that you have already received your parcel and I hope your prayers have turned to me. I feel I was helped by some Superior Power and feel that my life has been given a new beginning. I'm still home, I have a rest period recommended by doctors who treated my wounds. It's the emotional trauma that I've been through, and I've been advised to try to outwit all my negative states. Not to affect me mentally. I'd love to talk with you, if you have time for me. Masha'Allah! Qesha

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10.51 - local time

- From our idiot, to father Elephterie:

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

The elders did not allowed the Holly Dinner in our parish and because of that there was crisis since on Thursday. I explained it to Father Nicodim, The elders summoned me yesterday after the church service and i was warned seriously not to tear the church apart. I believed somebody who knows about recruitment of members for MUIE branch went to report me to the council. Is hard time we need lay fresh foundation for the MUIE parish branch in Lagos Nigeria, I think that will be the first thing to do once i received the parcel.

I will send the 9 forms including one Sister who insisted to be a full member of MUIE branch. There has been a misunderstanding between the elders who are against the good news of the MUIE branch and they also have nothing to offer to this community.

Be Blessed

Brother Ezze

- father Elephterie:

Quote:

This is unfortunate and very serious thing. I'll try to keep everything secret until His Excellency Euphrosie will sign the document of payment for that last $4,000 bill.
Send me the completed forms for all your people and the "proof of Faith" photo for our new sister.
I'm also waiting for your photo, restored in accordance with your Local Reverend's rank. OK?

Elephterie

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11.31 - local time

- Akwoodi (former Benin manager and "boss" of the Joojoo's gang) sent a 5.7 MB garbage file to our idiot ... next days, we want to convince him that he has his computer infected with some viruses. Laughing

Quote:

1) Read my new proposal and give me an urgent answer.

2) You have only 24 hours at your disposal.

3) I know where you are now.

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14.45 - local time

Muhahahaha!
Our idiot is scared again! Laughing

and he became very very active ... he sent (by forward) Akwoodi's message to everybody. Laughing

- to Claude (Customer Care Manager):

Quote:

... Akwoodi's message...

- to Qesha (Niger Manager):

Quote:

Dear Qesha A. Kooni,

I am very happy to hear from you. I heard all that you went through and baba and his wife was killed by the hunters am very sorry. I have not received the parcel yet and you can still track it to the location. I just received another threats now from Akwoodi Osuaze and he said i need to answer his question and i have only 24 hours that he knows where am hiding now. Below is the message from Akwoodi Osuaze.

... Akwoodi's message...

- to father Elephterie:

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

I just forwarded to you the message received from former Benin manager Akwoodi Osuaze the leader of the villains attacking the man that bringing the parcel to Lagos. Please try to do something urgent so that we can get this parcel because am tired of live threats every day and it makes me scared. This people are terrorist they can kill like Boko Haram.

... Akwoodi's message...

16.11 - father Elephterie answers:

Quote:

Brother Ezze,

Send me those 2 photos right now (you, dressed as Reverend + our new sister) and I will go with the payment documentation to cardinal Euphrosie.
The Elders have already pre-approved the payment, so now the delay is just because of you.

Elephterie

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16.36 - Qesha's answer:

Quote:

Salam! Everything was a huge tragedy: Baba and Akoushak (his wife) were assassinated and their bodies were beheaded and raped. Their children are still missing and police knew nothing of their fate. I do not think they're still alive. Alhamdullilah, I was very lucky and I managed to escape from them in a moment of inattention. They unlocked my phone with my finger cut and after that they cut me another finger, just to amuse. They are cruel men, and I hope you never meet such animals! I could not read that document, so I do not know what Akwoodi meant. Masha'Allah! Qesha

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matt was silent today (I did not have time).

matt has received the file too, but his computer is protected, and he has forwarded the virus to the IT department.

sadly, they are in new orleans, and it's mardi gras. so they are celebrating and then they are royally hungover Twisted Evil

so, our idiot has infected the churchs computer network AND TSC's network too, akwoodi is pleased (but doesn't tell him).

next round: next week, the courier company will tell that this is a very well written virus. it just spits out a message that it can't be read, and infects computers, smartphones, networks, etc, granting access to the person who has initially sent it... means: akwoodi

this will scatter his trust in his own computer Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:12 am

Tuesday - 00.03 - local time

- our moron, to father Elephterie... he claims he's scared by Akwoodi and he's hiding again Laughing

... so he does not want to send those photo-shots.

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

I am far from where i can send it to you, I have to take off after i read Akwoodi Osuaze threat that i have only 24 hours to answer his disposal. I will only come back after i confirmed the parcel from Mr.Eagle, By then we have located to another place, Please try to finalize payment with Mr.Eagle for the delivery of the parcel. I will check my email once tomorrow because this place there is no communication center.

Be Blessed

Brother Ezze

- father Elephterie wrote to Vitello Tonnato, to Matt and to our idiot:

Quote:

Dear all,
Tomorrow morning I will try to pay the money, with the approval of our Excellency Cardinal Euphrosie.

Brother Ezze, pease be careful and stay hidden until danger passes!
Mr. Eagle, be careful of any suspect person next to you! But we all pray that you will avoid killing other people. OK?

Be blessed,
father Elephterie

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01.25 - local time

- father Elephterie responds to a non-existent Vitello's new message (where "Vitello" asks to change the payment account) Laughing

... Matt and our moron are in CC.

Quote:

Yes, right now I got your message with the new bank account and tomorrow morning I hope we can solve the problem of paying the $4,000.

Be blessed,
Elefterie

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- So, it seems that the "large file" (which yesterday Ezze sent to everyone - by forwarding the message of Akwoodi) was infected with some computer viruses.
- Elephterie's computer is infected, and Akwoodi has access to all messages. Laughing

- Akwoodi has modified a message, so father Elephterie will pay the money to another account => we have a succesfully DOLLA-CHOP. Laughing

09.01 - local time

- We have a succesfully "DollaChop" operation. Laughing

... father Elephterie sent to Mr. Vitello (Matt and Ezze are in CC):

Quote:

Dear Mr. Tonatto,

I paid the last $4,000 bill on the indicated account and I ask you to confirm this.
Our bank has already sent the signed payment order to you and the money must be taken into account in just a few hours.
Please send your fellow Reverend Innocent Johnson the warmest greetings on our part.

Cardinal Euphrosie also expressed his sincere hope that the parcel will finally reach our reverend Ezze Emanuel, and that there will be no other similar incidents (other killings).
Our Holy Church does not allow people to be killed, regardless of the reasons invoked by the special courier Mr. Eagle.
In extreme cases, the church is willing to give up the parcel, if the situation so requires, only to prevent other human lives from being suddenly cut off.

We assure you of all our consideration and hope to collaborate on other occasions.
Father Elephterie
Church Secretary

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From: Vitello Tonnato mail
To: Elephterie mail
Sent: Tuesday, february 13, 2018 1:12 AM
Subject: New bank account

BANKOFAFRICA
FOREIGN EXCHANGE PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
Beneficiary Axxi-Application-2017,
BOA/030/FMFM-ECD017
BOA-BF Date:04/07/2017 BOA-BF

Subjects: (1) Official Notification.
(11) Keep to the Rules And Regulations of this bank.
FROM THE INFORMATION DEPARTMENT
GROUP BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)

ATTENTION: FATHER ELEPHTERIE

THIS MESSAGE IS A RECONFIRMATION OF PAYMENT FOR THE $4,000 BILL THAT THE CHURCH HAS TO PAY FOR THE SPECIAL SERVICES PERFORMED BY OUR COURIER MATT EAGLE ON THE OCASION OF THE TRANSPORT OF THE PARCEL FOR THE REVEREND EZE EMMANUEL. YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS FEES TO THIS BANK FOR WE TO SEND YOU YOUR PARCEL SO WE ARE WAITING FOR THE PAYMENT TODAY FOR WE TO PROCEED.

THIS IS HOW THE MONEY SHOULD BE SEND TO US THROUGH OUR SECRETARY NAME: RECEIVER'S NAME: REVEREND INNOCENT JOHNSON

BANK NAME: BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
BANK ADDRESS: CARREFOUR DES TROIS BANQUES, AVENUE PAPE JEAN PAUL II, 01 B.P 2020, COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC
CODE IBAN: BJ 067 01508 5080100134xxxx,
CODE SWIFT/IBC: COBBBJxxxx
ACCOUNT NAME: REVEREND INNOCENT JOHNSON
ADDRESS: C/788 AVOTROU, AKPAKPA, COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC

AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT YOU SHOULD FORWARD TO US THE PAYMENT SLIP FOR WE TO INSURE PARCEL AND SEND IT TO YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS THROUGH OUR SPECIAL COURIER SERVICE AND CALL THE BANK DIRECTOR WITH THIS NUMBER :+226- 79 15 93 xx.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND UNDERSTANDING.
ALHAJI ABU SULE
GOVERNOR

DR. JAMES SAWAM.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
****** Les informations contenues dans cet e-mail et les pièces jointes sont strictement confidentiels à l'usage du destinataire. Toute utilisation, diffusion, distribution ou la reproduction d'une partie de cet e-mail ou de toute pièce jointe est interdite. Si vous n'êtes pas le destinataire, s'il vous plaît aviser Bank Of Africa par retour du courrier ou appelle le et supprimer toutes les copies, y compris les pièces jointes

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Quote:

So let's wait for the response of the IT-department, and for his response about the kind of computer he is using, because now it is infected Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 am

^^^

09.20 - Many messages are exchanged between father Elephterie and Mr. Vitello (Matt and our idiot are also in CC).

Quote:

SIRs!

this message is not from us.

HALT THE TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY!

Matt

Quote:

This was a message from Matt, who sent that to me a few minutes ago.

Please make sure that this transfer is returned, as this is a fraudulent email from somebody else, wo forged a message from me.

Yours Vitello

Quote:

Dear Mr. Vitello,
What message?
I did not get anything from Matt.

Be blessed,
father Elephterie

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Quote:

Mr. Elephterie,

Halt the transaction, call the bank immediately, somebody forged a message to appear to be from my mail-account. I'm afraid your computer security has been breached.

Yours Vitello

Quote:

Jesus Christ, Mr. Vitello how is that possible? Are you sure?
I'm going to the bank right now, trying to stop the transfer.
We talk later.

Be blessed,
father Elephterie

Quote:

Somebody must have sent you a file containing a virus. Matt seems to have received something like this too, but our computer systems are hardened against such attacks.

Currently, the IT-department is checking a suspicious file that was sent to Matt yesterday, apparently from Mr. Ezze, but it's not clear if the message was forged or not.

Please do all you can to stop the transfer, and we will assist you at desinfecting your system.

Yours Vitello Tonnato

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11.20 - father Elephterie returns from the bank with bad news ... the money is lost. Laughing

Quote:

Mr. Vitello,
I'm sorry, but the bank could not stop transferring. The money was already in the correspondent bank, and then it was confirmed that the Benin account was being fed.
We already announced the police department and we will take the necessary steps to recover the money from the insurance.
We will pay this money to your company, depending on the answer we will receive from the insurance company.

Brother Ezze,
His Excellency Euphrosie asked for an immediate verification of all the church's servers, especially as this seems to have infected many of our computers.
In the next few days we will be able to communicate sporadically until that computer specialists will be able to turn the system back on.
Please be more attentive to the people around you, because everything that's going on there in your area is evilish.
It's like a demon trying to take over your parish. I recommend a classic exorcism procedure, followed by reading Scripture and bathing in Holy water.

Be blessed,
Elephterie

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14.32 - local time

- Our idiot was extremely silent today, so I want to see if this behavior is due to the bad news received (those $4,000 stolen by Akwoodi), or if he did not even go to the computer.
- Manager of Niger (Mr. Qesha) sent a message asking him to help with those wooden statues... of course, Qesha will send the money to Mr. Ezze. Laughing

- I sent him some "models" found on the internet ... I only post one, as example. Laughing

Quote:

Salam Mr. Ezze, what are you doing today, are you all right? I hope so, both you and your family.
The doctors recommended me to try to find a preoccupation to help me forget the tragic episode that happened last week, because it seems that I was very emotionally affected.

So, under these circumstances, and with your consent, of course, I would like to deal with the problem of those 2 wooden statuettes. You remember what I'm talking about, yes?
My wife Okinawua wants to put, in our entrance hall, one or two high wooden statuettes, IGBO culture, representing some humanoid characters.
Because the height is important (they have to be 150-170 cm high), I can not buy them from the internet and I need someone to go and see them with his own eyes.
I need help and I dare to appeal to your goodwill. The budget I can spend is somewhere around $1400-1500 for both statuettes.

I'd like ask you to look for an honest seller who can send me those statues with a fast courier company.
I would prefer to send all the money directly to you, and you will deal with all this business. Do you think you can help me?
I'm sending you some models that my wife liked very much, for you to understand what she wants.
I will ask you to take some pictures of the statues, placed right next to them, so my Okinawua could see "how tall they are in comparison to an adult man.". Okay?
Masha'Allah, Qesha

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15.00 - local time

- Mr. idiot Ezze, to father Elephterie... he does not seem to understand that the money is lost. No problem, because Akwoodi will be careful to let him know exactly what the situation is. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

I am very sorry i never knew the message from Awkoodi Osuaze was attached with hacking virus. Has the payment been stopped by the bank of Africa? You need to informed them immediately to stop the payment so that Awkoodi Osuaze will not be able to pick it up.

Brother Ezze

- Mr. Idiot, to manager Qesha:

Quote:

Qesha A. Kooni,

I have received your email but am still hiding somewhere. I will definitely do as you said when this threats from Awkoodi Osuaze and his men is resolved. Did you know that message from Awkoodi Osuaze i forwarded to you yesterday contains virus and my system has been hacked. The additional money requested from Mr.Matt Eagle was hacked this morning by Awkoodi Osuaze.

I will let you know once this matter is settled.

Be Blessed
Brother Ezze

- Manager Qesha:

Quote:

Mr. Ezze, what additional payment do you talk about? I do not understand anything.
I have handed over the package to Mr. Eagle Methiew only after your Sender (Parinte Elephterie) has paid the shipping costs.
What virus are you talking about? How Does Your Computer Be Hacked? Who am I talking to now? Qesha

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15.41 - father Elephterie, to our Idiot:

Quote:

Brother Ezze, you don't receive my previous messages? At 11.26 and 13.54?

All we've been able to do is report the incident to the police and to the insurance company.
The money was withdrawn from the system in Benin, shortly after being sent there. All four thousand are stolen!

It was only my mistake, because I insisted on cardinal Euphrosie to make an "on-spot" payment, that is, I paid additional commissions just for everything to take place in 2-3 hours.
Now I deeply regret this rush of mine. Of course, the insurance company will pay the money, and the church will recover its loss, but this whole process is a heavy and long-lasting process.

Involves bureaucracy and many papers to fill in.
Starting tomorrow, all our computers will be analyzed by computer specialists. What are you doing now, is your computer safe?

Elephterie

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 pm

I haven't heard anything from him recently.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

he is an idiot...

Vitello is going home Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:52 pm

^^^ Yeap, he's a complete moron! Stupid and imbecile, a perfect combination! Laughing

MrMystery314 wrote:

I haven't heard anything from him recently.

If you will ask him, he will say he's hiding. However, you could continue to press it with the third Stage (Moses and his tribe, on the beach)... the church computers are infected these days (actually, I'm leaving on a short holiday: Thursday-Sunday), but you're in America and your computer has no problems. Laughing

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16.48 - Anyway, Akwoodi wrote another threat message to our moron:

Quote:

1) I took the money from the priests.

2) You owe me another 21,000 dollars.

3) I have someone near you watching and reporting.

4) I know what you're doing and I know where you are.

5) I sacrificed a goat and put a curse on you. You are blood cursed by Obatala and Odudua.

6) When the parcel comes, I'll be there and I'll take one of your ears as a trophy for my necklace.

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16.56 - "reverend" Ezze, to father Elephterie:

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

I wasn't around i would have sent message to the Africa bank in Benin immediately to stop and place the payment on-hold. This incident would have reported to the bank in Benin not the police. Yes, My computer is safe now i went to computer specialists and they formatted the it for me and restore it again. I will wait to read from you by tomorrow to know what the insurance have to say about the incident.

Please do not bother yourself much everything will be resolved and our parish will get the parcel. But my fear now is that Awkoodi Osuaze might use the money to chase after us.

Be Blessed

Brother Ezze

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17.05 - Muhahaha!

- Mr. Ezze, to Akwoodi:

Quote:

Good of Akwoodi Osuaze, I know is you that took the money from priests. I wasn't around that since yesterday it was that useless boy that is doing nonsense with church system. I am here now for you the FBI has arrived since 2 days and police over there are still looking for you. You have been declared most wanted by the police in Benin and police in-conjunction with special agent FBI is waiting for your arrival in Lagos. We are waiting to see you any time vigilant and watching very well for your arrival.

- Akwoodi's answer... LOLOLOL! Laughing

Quote:

1) You're just a dead idiot, who still breathes and consumes the air with meaningless words.

2)I know how you look and your pictures are now to all my people.

3) You're just a nasty monkey like you deserves to be raped, so I promise you'll have special treatment from my men.

4) Someone saw you in the area near Iyana-Ipaj Road, so I'll take that ugly head and fill it with red earth.

5) Your head will sit on my altar, alongside the other heads of idiots who think they can play with HaaTaa Molokun.

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:20 pm

Quote:

...Someone saw you in the area near Iyana-Ipaj Road...

When he sends photos, do they contain GPS information in the EXIF data? That could be very useful...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:57 am

I'll give him a few days, and maybe then inquire about everything. Birlic, could you, when you have a chance, let the lad know that I am waiting for updates?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:57 am

@Avalar: NO, any of his photos do not contain elements to help locate him.
@MrMystery214: Of course, for the next few days your computer is the only functional one, so the idiot must keep in touch with Brother Nicodim. Laughing

... it was a very quiet night. I hope I did not scare him too hard when Akwoodi threatened him the last time. Laughing

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Have you considered the possibility that you are being scam-baited-baited? looks like you are spending more time on him than your lad is on you!

Is there a 419-eater-eater site where lads trade surplus baits?

The first thing you get if you put MUIE church into google is this thread - I honestly can't believe that someone could be that stupid Rolling Eyes

(actually, thinking about this, is there any mileage in setting up a "baiting church" or "charitable foundation", complete with website, email from the real domain etc...)

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:37 am

@captain penguin: Yes, I also considered this... I am convinced that our idiot loves traveling in other countries. I know for sure that he likes to fill in various documents.
In fact, I think our idiot Ezze is just a Nigerian prince who has fun with us! Case solved! Laughing

08.30 - local time

- father Elephterie, to our moron:

Quote:

Brother Ezze, good morning!

I thank you for kindness, but my fault is entirely mine and I assume it completely. I should not accept any other payment as long as your file is not 100% complete and approved.
Holy Lamb is my witness that I have done all I could for you and your community, but you've always found pretexts to delay the completion of admissions.
I do not know for how many days we will have interrupted our communications, because today comes to the monastery the IT specialist who will check the servers and try to eliminate the virus from all our systems.
The only available brother will be father Nicodim, whose computer has not been affected. Please contact him. Try to complete the proceedings because this weekend is decisive for the future of your parish.
I have handed over the nominal list of yours believers, but the dossier is incomplete. Lawyers will block church admissions from Monday - feb.19, and afterwards, any effort will remain useless.

The distribution of assets and liabilities inherited from the late Chancellor Eduard will start on February 20th and will take about a month.
In this way, at the end of March, each parish will receive the amount of money calculated by lawyers (depending on the number of registered believers).
As far as your parish is concerned, you owed:
- your fresh "proof of Faith" picture - dressed properly for the rank of Reverend,
- the "Adhesion" forms filled in by each believer,
- at some point, you were telling me there was a person (a sister) who wanted to be part of the community. We need "Adhesion" + her picture.
- you must complete the 3rd stage (the scene with Moses and his tribe, on the water's edge).
- the last stage (4th) is "Baptism" and does not involve any special preparations. It can be accomplished in one single day, and you will have to be "baptized" in the spirit of Faith in the Holy Lamb.
Brother Nicodim will help and guide you if you manage to reach that last Stage until Sunday.

Now I'm getting ready to go to the insurance company. I have all the documents with me so that I open a bank fraud case and hope to get back the $4,000.
I'll keep you up to date.

Elephterie

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matt is on the road again

Quote:

will matt go to lagos next week? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:57 am

Hihi! Well done! clapping

- Our "reverend" Ezze has carefully watched all "the movements" of the package throughout Nigeria ...
- Now, the parcel's position on the map will remain "fixed" until Monday... when Matt will go to the new destination, somewhere in Lagos! Laughing

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09.36 - Our idiot answered to Matt's message... He is scared and thinks someone recognized him on the street. Laughing

Quote:

Sir,They have not recovered the 4000$ stolen and i don't know if they will recover it before next week. I am still getting more threats from Joojoo-Brother's and they are waiting for me to get the parcel before they reinforce. He has discovered my hiding place, he told me that one of his men saw me along Iyana Ipaja road and that is exact location where am hiding. They have my pictures and they know how i look, am afraid because the okada riders and taxi drivers here almost of the them are from Niger.Best Regard

10.28 - The good manager Qesha is interested in Ezze's situation... he encourages the poor idiot, telling him he has no reason to fear: "Lagos is a large and civilized city, where people are not shot and beheaded on the streets." Right? Laughing

Quote:

Salam Mr. Ezze! I have not received any messages from you in the last few hours, so I do not know what happened there.
Tell me about what additional pay is it? I can confirm you that the church (as Sender of your parcel) has paid all the initially transfer costs, so the courier Mr. Eagle has no any reason to ask for extra money.

Regarding the threats received from Akwoodi, I do not understand what he can do. You are in Lagos, a very large city with hundreds of thousands of inhabitants.
Even if he has pictures of you and even if he knows the delivery address, how can he do something bad?
Lagos is not Kamba, where his men came armed and no one could do anything. I think you do not have to worry if you go out on the street only with some of your friends.
In northern Benin and in Niger are quite often cases where people are shot and beheaded directly on the street, but I think Nigeria is a civilized country and does not allow its citizens to be assassinated.
I'm waiting for good news from you. Masha'Allah! Qesha

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11.50 - local time

- Father Elephterie returned to the monastery with good news: All the money will be fully recovered!
- Of course, the insurance company has imposed some conditions... for example, a video-declaration is required. Laughing

Quote:

Brother Ezze, I'm back.

The insurance company will return the whole sum of $4,000, of course, but requires some papers and two video-statements that need to be attached to our "money-back" request!
Because you are the person who sent that infected file, the insurance company wants to convince that there is no complicity between our Church, Mr. Ezze Emanuel and Mr. Akwoodi Osuaze.

So, we need from you a brief video-statement stating very clearly some of the main ideas:

- I am Reverend Ezze Emanuel, from the MUIE Parish in Lagos.
- I swear by the Bible that I have no relationship (friendship, or professional) with Mr. Akwoodi Osuaze.
- This is my statement, which I give freely and not forced by anyone.

You have to stand, dress decently, and hold a Bible in your hand. The words must be clear and distinct, so that everything what you say can be understood.
I have already completed the rest of the requested documents and I recorded there the same statement: We (the church) have no relationship with Mr. Akwoodi Osuaze!
These statements is mandatory because it proves it that WE (you and our church) have no connection with Akwoodi's gang!

Send me (or to father Nicodim) your video-statement and the money will be returned immediately into the church bank account!
I will able to make the payment for Mr. Vitiello Tonnato's company.

Elefterie

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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:38 pm

When I see lad buy-in like this, I can’t help but hope the pet is becomming obsessed to the point he has little desire to go about his usual scamming.

Bravo. Were he to twig today it still would be a bait of beauty.

Do we know if anyone else is baiting this guy sepereately / independently?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:12 pm

^^^ I do not know if there's anybody else working with him. I do not think so!

- When I caught him in the hook (April 2017), he acted as Christine Lagarde - Managing Director / INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).
- Until August 2017, he tried to get some money from the late Chancellor Eduard... Unfortunately for him, then there were many & serious payments problems. Exactly like now! Laughing

- His current name (Ezze Emanuel) was adopted at the suggestion of chancellor Eduard's former assistant (Georgian Minhaturan - a young crook who proposed to our Ezze to collaborate and to steal the money of the church).

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:14 pm

I got a video, which I sent to Elefterie for uploading. There's a bit too much mumbling, but it is understandable, so now I am pushing the stage 3.

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:43 pm

^^^ Muhahaha! We have a new trophy! clapping

*** Reverend Emanuel's video-statement is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKF-xzF-PE&feature=youtu.be

Father Nicodim, please tell him the statement is not good and will not be accepted because the sound is not heard clearly!
He has to make another record and he must talk louder! Laughing

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16.05 - Our idiot, to father Elephterie:

Quote:

Dear Father Elephterie,

I have done the statement and sent to Nicodim.
I hope your computer is fine now? Please do not click any attachment again what happened has thought us lesson.

Thanks
Brother Ezze

16.15 - Our idiot, to father Nicodim... the video-statement it's attached to this message.

Quote:

Dear Father Nicodim,

Elephterie asked me to send you this video statement please help me and pass it to him.

Brother Ezze

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 19

and the insurers need to see the cover of the bible to ensure that the oath is correctly taken?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:08 pm

Obviously! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^

but that will be said only after he has delivered the louder and better understandable version Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:17 pm

captain penguin wrote:

and the insurers need to see the cover of the bible

Definitely; that could have any book in his hand! Also, he did the oath-taking in a casual and slapdash manner - the bible should have been held upright with the other hand raised, as per the courtroom oath.

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:36 am

Thursday - short update:

- Mr. Ezze has been very silent in the last few hours.
- The church computers are in "check operations", so father Elephterie will be silent until Sunday.
- brother Nicodim must insist that the idiot complete Stage 3 (the scene with Moses) and begin the "baptism" procedure: Mr. Ezze must pour water on him from a plastic bucket ... just like in "Ice Bucket Challenge". Laughing

- a new video-testimony of Ezze must be obtained with a better sound. Laughing

... then, we will say that we can not see whether that book really is a Bible. Laughing

- Matt is on the Abuja - Port Harcourt route ... he's jamming the GPS signal, as an extra precautionary measure.
- Monday morning, Matt will drive to Benin City ... Tuesday, he's gonna be in Lagos. Then towards Cotonou! Laughing

The only active characters in this period will be Matt and Father Nicodim.

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