Wedding Bell Blues

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Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I have been writing a beautiful Russian lady for weeks now and her script has been a real pain to endure. But her pictures have been stunning. I was in love.
I read here on the tutorials how difficult these "vlads" can be to get trophies or bank accounts from, but Lena was not phoney.....she was real. Sincere. Did I mention her photos?
She planned to hop on a plane Oct. 1st and come stay with me for a month and plan our future. How could I resist? Suddenly she sent me a tear stained letter (digital tear version) the cost was so great to fly here. What to do? (one could almost wipe the dripping hints off the computer screen, what to do?)

Being a gentleman I offered to help. I even offered her extra money for little expenses along the way. Heck if a girl is going to travel to me, let her travel in style. She even offered to buy nice lingerie (and I blushed at the thought). Did I mention her pictures were amazing?

So after declining her offer of WU or MG, and she politely declining my personal cheque.......we settled on bank transfer. And now I realise she will never give herself to me........so I settled for her piggie instead.

I am guessing the wedding is off now. Better to have loved and got the piggie, than never to have loved at all.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:55 pm

Pix or it didn't happen. lmao

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:17 pm

^ Exactly. You can't tease us like that and not pay up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

https://ibb.co/eOpZwv

This is my lady friend......those eyes.....(insert deep sigh). [/img]

The other photos are available if you just send $100 via Western Union or Moneygram.........

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:17 am

The money has been sent! Call the Secure Hotline and enter the 6 digit passkey to retrieve your MTCN!

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:21 am

sparky905 wrote:

But her pictures have been stunning.

She's very cute. You showed us 1 photo, and Google image search really let me down on this occasion. We demand MOAR!

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Here's another. Sheesh, but she is a scammer fellas! Don't fall for her like I did!
https://ibb.co/f40YPF

The think I don't understand is that she says she is an accountant. But she has no bank account of her own and had to use a friend's. Just seems a bit weird for someone working in the world of finance. But then I saw the legs and thought who cares? LOL

If you want the bikini image you must comply with instructions as I write them and send money with WU for good quick result.[/img]

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:48 pm

Hey! That is my Natalya!! Or was it Natasha? Luba? Lina? Whatever.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

No way! She only has eyes for me!
Funny thing was she sent emails to other baiting accounts I have so I was courting her with 3 different personalities. (Note to self, telling her I was lonely but well off worked better than a struggling single dad with small children).
I may not actually win her heart but I won her piggy!

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:14 pm

Did you get my payment for the bikini image? I know I definitely sent it to your diplomat's bank account.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Please send scan image of receeete. Are you a joker?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:58 pm

Receeete? It's 2017, not 1917. No one uses paper receeetes any more. What backwards country are you living in?

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Poor Lena......if she only knew what a joke she has become! I can see why a lot of people don't like doing these romance scams, they do seem to take forever to develop, and those huge blocks of text and lack of answers to questions was frustrating. I guess somewhere in Russia the "lad" was culling the herd of potential suitors and as they got closer to the money, the chattier she became and such.
I googled her images too and found nothing. Some images are summer, some are fall/spring. So it's not like the lad is taking new pics of some girl daily and sending. He must have a stash of them on his computer.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:27 pm

I like the copier in the left of the image.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

She must do office work for there to be a copier.....and your image of her has changed her beautiful face. Why?
She wrote me today all sweet.....I think I twisted my ankle at home and will be house bound for a few days. Can't get to the bank just yet to send the money.......

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:52 pm

Woah, forget the copier... what happened to her head? She looks like Sloth from The Goonies. She's also got too many fingers and giant man hands. She doesn't live near Chernobyl by any chance, does she?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:55 am

You are so picky. Who cares about that with the sexy outfit? I think you just have too high standards. Great catch sparky, and hopefully your blossoming romance will continue!

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:37 am

@Sparky-Why?

Blame Irma.

Reducing the size of foreheads and adding digits to trophies has been an Eater tradition before I came on board. While your photos are good and I am sure that the bikini photos that you are hoarding are even better generally its a celebration usually reserved for trophies.

Then Irma came along and the offspring of Hemingway's cats rode out the storm.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/keithflamer/2017/09/10/museum-curators-cats-ride-out-hurricane-irma-in-ernest-hemingways-historic-key-west-home/#f0e6f615ebde

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

She did say she would run her fingers thru my hair.....I just didn't know it would be as large an undertaking as those extra digits would indicate!
As for the cats you don't think it's a pet scam?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:22 am

Sparky, I really like your writing style.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:17 pm

Surely with such loving devotion she's good for more than just one pig!?
I could easily see this being a long term, multi-pig relationship!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I will try for another pig....right now my lady is concerned because I was doing home repairs to fix up the place to make it worthy of her and fell off a ladder and have been laid up with badly sprained ankle. I hope it heals in time for her visit and to allow me to get to the bank soon. She needs that money transferred soon.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:32 pm

+1 for Chernobyl digits.

Way to go Comrade Sparky!

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I guess that could be me. I don't need the ankle healed to just lie there now do I????

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

https://ibb.co/hqkqg5

Poor Lena, the lady is all upset that I fell off a ladder and sprained my ankle and cannot get to the bank to make a transfer. She sent this today with a gentle reminder of her upcoming visit and snuggling and such. I'm guessing this photo is to encourage me to get well soon!