"I don't know about summer"

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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:12 am

Sanni is yet another orphan with a fortune he can't get to, and he asked Cammy for help in getting his fund from Spain. Cammy had some misgivings about the suggestion that she should travel to Spain.

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"I only suggested that you visit the company in Spain to see with your eyes and also discuss with the company director. If you can't travel , you can still discuss the possible way to retrieve my inheritance without travelling to Spain" - what's to discuss? I wouldn't have a fucking clue about how that's supposed to work. Going to Spain is possible, but I'd need to clear it with AJ; then again, it is summer in the north, and that's always a plus, considering.

The Lad's response was... bizarre (emphasis added):

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I tried to check what a summer time is. I think is a busy period of the year in the north America. I think Summer is the hottest of the four temperate seasons, falling between spring and autumn.making everyone busy with their outdoor activities. Since daylight savings are in effective, it won't get dark until is 8:30pm.
There is not much to discuss with the company. The company will attend to you once you tell them that you are my representative. The director will be very happy to hear from you as soon as possible because of my situation. They are expecting my representative to contact them. The company has a copy of the deposit certificate and i also have the original copy.
If you cannot travel to spain because of the busy period, you can tell the company to send the trunk box to you but i will like you to go to spain and visit the company in person because i want you to retrieve my inheritance in spain and also transfer it directly to your destination account.

Cammy was baffled.

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Why are you talking about summer in America? Why are you telling me what summer is?

The Lad's explanation didn't help:

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I only check what summer is and i got that. You spoke about summer to me and i tried to check what it is. That was how i got that. I hope it did not upset you.

Cammy expressed her vexation.

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What got me was that you were talking about summer in America, which made no sense because you're not there and neither am I - plus the fact that you carried on about summer like either you're some special needs kid or you think that's what I am.

And now... the cherry on the sundae:

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I don't know about summer. I only tried to know and now i have the idea of summer is.

Cammy was gobsmacked.

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You didn't know about summer.
Fuck me.

Sanni, you sweet summer child...

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:28 am

It reads a bit like a new high school student's terrible first attempt at essay writing. I can almost hear the classic intro 'The Oxford Dictionary defines summer as the warmest season of the year, in the northern hemisphere from June to August and in the southern hemisphere from December to February (Source: Oxford Dictionary, p 279).'

Still, it suggests the lad has... personality? Mine are like robots for the most part, and never do anything like this.

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:14 pm

Things went quiet for a couple of days, and then...

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I don't know about summer. I only tried to know and now i have the idea of summer is.

Cammy is still incredulous.

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Are you from another planet?

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:22 pm

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...I think Summer is the hottest of the four temperate seasons, falling between spring and autumn.making everyone busy with their outdoor activities. Since daylight savings are in effective, it won't get dark until is 8:30pm.

What a load of nonsense! The idiot has copy-pasted this dross from Wikipedia or somewhere.

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