'Dr. Mrs. Sarah O'Alade' gets her time wasted

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Apr 2017 Posts: 19

Hi guys, I haven't posted for a while as I was busy with exams, so here is my latest scambait.

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ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,

... WE RECEIVED FROM ANTI-FRAUD INTERNATIONAL MONITORING GROUP YOUR NAME/EMAIL HAS BEEN SUBMITTED TO US THEREFORE THE UNITED NATIONS (Wow I never knew that the UN owed me money) HAVE AGREED TO COMPENSATE YOU WITH THE SUM OF (USD$450,000.00)...

WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH VISA CARD WHICH IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE WORLD BANK PRESIDENT MT. JIM YONG KIM THEREFORE BE ADVISE TO CONTACT OUR REPRESENTATIVE AGENT. MRS. MARIAM KOFANA...

REGARDS,
MR. JAN ELIASSON
DEPUTY SECRETARY-GENERAL (U.N.)

The contact however, was for 'Dr. Mrs. Sarah O'Alade'.

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Dear Dr/Mrs Sarah,

Why do you have Dr and Mrs in your email? Isn't that double trouble? What is the point of addressing you by two titles?

Give me my $450,000. I will use it to make a new restaurant, with blackjack, and hookers.

Yours sincerely,

Pukee Mekkau (call me Pukee)

Pukee Mekkau is Malay for 'Your Mother's C***'.

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Attn: Beneficiary Pukee Mekkau

All that is required of you to redeem your funds is to contact the payment officer with the official fee of US$250 for being duty stamp/courier/shipment charges/B.V.N. Machine (which one is it? I wonder.)

USE WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM.

Name of receiver:Ifeoma Stephen
Address of receiver: Lagos, Nigeria
Text question:Black
Answer:White
Amount: 250
MTCN:

1. Full Name:
2. Home Address:
3. Direct/personal cell number
4. Copy of any valid identification

You are hereby advice to re-confirm the below information once again to enable me commence proceedings/next line of action.

Yours truly,
From the desk of Mrs. Sarah O'Alade (OON)
Deputy Governor, Economic Policy Directorate

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Dear Dr/Mrs/Mr O'Alade,

Are you Irish?

Pukee

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Yes, however why did you ask the question?

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Wow, an Irish woman in Nigeria. You're far from home. Why are you there?

Pukee

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Thanks. However are you sending the money yes or no? am doing my job.

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Dear Dr/Mrs O'Alade,

If you are handling the money why should I pay Ifeoma Stephen? Who is Ifeoma? And why do you need my phone number, address and identification?

Pukee

Now I'm just wasting 'her' time here.

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Attn: Beneficiary Pukee Mekkau

Are you clarified now? However, I need your telephone number for communication, also I need your address to avoid a wrong delivery, and yes the reason why you have to send the money to Ifeoma Stephen is because he is my pa personal assistance, THANK YOU.

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Dear Ms O'Alade,

Will the front cover of my passport be valid identification for you?

What currency should I pay you in?

Pukee

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Yes your passport will cover everything, and you have to send the money US dollars, thank you.

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Attn: Sarah O'Alade

These are my details:
Full name: Pukee Mekkau anak Lucheebai Pompuan
Address: 1337 Jalan Tiadawujud, Bandar Banyak Sampah, Negeri Sedihsangat, Malaysia

I do not have US dollars can I pay in Indonesian Rupiah?

This is my passport front cover.

Thank you Irish woman.

Pukee

Lucheebai - You c***
Pompuan - Woman
Jalan - Street
Tiadawujud - Doesn't exist
Bandar - Town
Banyaksampah - Lots of rubbish
Negeri - State
Sedihsangat - So sad

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This is to inform you that you cannot send the $250 to Indonesian Rupiah,Indonesian Rupiah is very low,it is not allow,you have to exchange the money please,try to understand the situation here,thank you.

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Dear Dr Irish woman,

Why are you so racist? How can you be so mean to the Indonesians?

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This is to inform you that am very sorry if you think am being racist,but i cannot do what you ask of,because Indonesian money is very low,so it is not accepted,the only option you have is to send it by usd dollars,thank you.

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Dear Irish woman,

I don't have US dollars. I'm sure you can accept Indonesian rupiah. If not, can you accept North Korean won?

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This is to inform you that if don't have the 500 Korean won,go and send the $250 Korean won,but you have to promise me that as soon as you receive your money to will pay me back,thank you.

250 North Korean won is worth US$0.28. That's a huge change in price!

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Dear Irish woman,

Is it possible to pay by bank transfer? I feel that it is safer.

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UNDERSTOOD?AND PLEASE DON'T ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS.

This is to inform you that you only have two options,western union or money gram only/

Looks like I'm pissing her off!

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Dear Irish Woman,

Why can't I ask more questions? I have so many questions! You appeared out of nowhere offering me this money. Of course I have questions!

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This is to inform you that you should not ask me more,after you send the money,then you can ask me,i will know your very serious,i don't give my time to unserious human being.

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Dear Irish woman,

I understand what you say. I will send you the 250 North Korean won. However, when I checked the fees charged by Western Union and Money Gram I found them too high! I have since found a pioneering new method to send money online for free, anywhere in the world, straight to you! If you give me your permission I will proceed with the payment.

Pukee

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This is to inform you that i want to know the method now,if it is good by me you can then proceed.

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Dear Dr O'Alade,

This method is called email money transfer. Attached is the picture of the money. Please print out on high quality paper using a high quality COLOUR printer.

I await the $450,000 for my blackjack and hooker restaurant. I'll call it Bender's Paradise.

Pukee

*Guffaws.

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This is to inform you that i want to know if you really alright?listen to very carefully,this your stupid email whatever money,is not accepted,if you can't use western union or money to send it,don't ever email me again,understood?

*Laughs out loud!

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Dear Irish Woman,

Money is the tool of the capitalist, imperialist, Western pigdogs. In socialist workers paradise there is no need for money. All praise the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un who in his wisdom cares for the common man and woman, fighting against evil Western exploitative practices. Thank.

Pukee

adult image sharing

Now I left it for a while to let the dear Dr. cool off.

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Dear Irish Woman,

I am very sorry for yesterday's money email transfer. My friend told me I could do that but he was taking the piss out of me. I will go to Western Union today and pay you the 250 Indonesian Rupiah. After that, how long will it take for me to receive my $450,000?

Pukee

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This is to inform you that i am very sorry at this point,if you cannot send the $250 in united states dollar please forget about it,it must be in usd.

Looks like the dear Dr. has been chastened by the earlier experience.

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Dear Irish woman,

I will collect the USD 250 over the weekend and pay you on Monday. Please remind me by email.

Pukee

I want to enjoy my weekend, so I'll let her stew for a bit.

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This is to inform you that I don't need to remind you, it is your money, you have to try and remind yourself, because i have so much work to do, if eventually i forget, i will wait for the payment details of the 250 usd on Monday as you said,

So rude, however, on Monday,

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This is to inform you that i want to remind you of your promise today,am waiting for the payment details,it is very urgent now,your card is ready to be shipped out,thank you.

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Dear Irish woman,

It was a very surreal experience today at the Western Union outlet. The clerk looked very wicked, cackling like a witch as he took my money. I was forced to rob my brother to get the US$250. The clerk at the Western Union outlet didn't give me the payment slip. Instead he wrote the details down on a piece of old newspaper.

Name of receiver:Ifeoma Stephen
Address of receiver: Lagos, Nigeria
Text question: Who am I?
Answer: I am a bombaclat
Amount: US$250
MTCN: 5489297523

Please confirm. The clerk also said that since the Western Union server is undergoing upgrades, the MTCN won't appear online. Just go to your outlet and you can collect the money straightaway.

Pukee

Bombaclat is Jamaican slang for motherf***er, that has spread to Nigeria. It is EXTREMELY offensive.

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This is to inform you that you are very stupid.

*sniff sniff, you hurt my feelings!

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Dear Irish woman,

Why are you so offensive? Go and take your fee so I can get back my money. I need to return the money before my brother finds out!

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This is to inform you that your visa card will be shipped out tomorrow to you,thank you.

Wow, her attitude changed so much!

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This is to inform you that am right that your very stupid,you are really stupid,you claim that you send the money and i should go to the outlet and now my pa went there but there was know money there,what kind of insult is that,your just a moron.

HAHAHA, BEST ENDING! She/he went to the Western Union outlet for a wasted trip! I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

WU and MG mtcn numbers can be checked online, lads no longer need to make trips to a western union/moneygram office. Sad

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:03 pm

But nine-digit control numbers are still untraceable Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Apr 2017 Posts: 19

bobbybobby wrote:

WU and MG mtcn numbers can be checked online, lads no longer need to make trips to a western union/moneygram office. Sad

That's why I said that the number wouldn't appear on the website, as the server was undergoing upgrades. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

This a funny bait, which did make me laugh.

A 'bombaclat' is actually a woman's menstrual pad - literally a 'bum cloth'. As you say, it's a well-known Jamaican insult. I didn't know it had migrated to Nigeria. Lol

How amusing. Laughing

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