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Yastreb
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Wed May 10, 2017 10:23 am |
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In Ladland, or the Muguverse, or whatever reality scammers move in, the role of the diplomat is little more than a courier service for (usually) cash and gold.
In this chat, Captain Mal is telling a Lad who's planning to ship gold to Mal in Australia* that the current custodian of the gold has suggested a very odd course of action...
Lad: Hi Malcolm
Lad: I'm here now
Mal: Shiny
Lad: Are you there too
Mal: OK, time for some information that you need to know. Doug Charles is a disturbed man.
Lad: Okay i am listening tell me
Mal: He thinks he's a sovereign nation.
Lad: Okay
Mal: And you're OK with that? Dude, that's weird.
Lad: But what did he do?
Mal: He told me that he'd have a diplomat bring the gold. When I asked him who the diplomat worked for, his reply was this. "Yes we have our own diplomat"
Lad: Okay Malcolm i didn't understand what is really the problem now
Mal: What he said is impossible.
Lad: Okay
Mal: You're not taking this seriously.
Lad: But you that i didn't know how it is going on but what i want is that you should do it in the best way that we will receive the package safety
Mal: The man thinks he's a country in his own right! The People's Republic of Charles! You've given your wealth into the hands of a madman!
Lad: I must be sincere with you that i haven't receive package from some one before so i didn't know how it is done that is why you think that i am talking as if i am not serious
Mal: You didn’t seem to understand what I'd told you.
Lad: Okay
Mal: And don't say Okay just for the sake of it.
Lad: Please make me cleared maybe i didn't understand really
Mal: Now I don't understand you!
Lad: What you don't understand now
Mal: I'll try again.
Mal: I'll quote Doug Charles directly. "Will Dempter is our dip diplomat representing us over there in USA ,he is your personal diplomat assigned to do your safety delivery when ever you are ready".
"Yes we have our own diplomat really"
Mal: Is that clear to you?
Lad: Yes
Mal: What he said is impossible.
Lad: So what is the problem now?
Mal: Oh for fuck's sake! It's not fucking rocket surgery! The man in charge of your gold is telling me that he has his diplomat, which is impossible. He is either seriously deluded, or telling a stupid lie.
Lad: Okay! Do you have your own diplomat to do the delivery, what we need is to receive it safety no matter how it is been sent
Mal: What the actual fuck?
Lad: Malcolm think about it, there is no time for the delay
Mal: I'm not claiming to be a country! You got me hornswaggled, dude.
Lad: What did you want now.
Mal: I want you to explain why the hell you think I'd have my own diplomat.
Lad: Okay i am sorry
Lad: i didn't know
Mal: You didn't KNOW?
Lad: Then it will be better then
Mal: Is it common for people to have their personal diplomats where you are?
Lad: no
Lad: is not common here
Mal: But some people do... what kind of people?
Lad: I don't know
Mal: You said it's not common. So some people have them, right?
Lad: Okay now i know
Mal: You know what?
Lad: From what you just told me
Mal: Sorry, what?
Lad: So what is the next step you are to take with Charles
Mal: Holy shit on a shingle! You're just not getting it!
Lad: I really need to know when we are getting it
Mal: Doug Charles is crazy, and I proved it, and you ask me what step I'm going to take with him. What part of this situation is going over your head?
Lad: I am sorry Malcolm
Lad: If that offered you
Lad: I mean to say that i cant wait to get it done
Mal: You might have to wait.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I will wait
Mal: Wait for what?
Lad: Thank you Malcolm
Mal: Why are you thanking me?
Lad: I don't know what to say that will not offered you again
Mal: I want constructive comments.
Lad: I don't know what to say next really
Mal: Well neither do I. Thanx for nothing, dude.
Lad: Are you still with me
Mal: Yes. I had nothing to say really. Do you?
Mal: Well?
Lad: Are you still here
Lad: Say what you have to say
Mal: I'm listening
Lad: I said I have nothing to say. I was giving you the floor.
I logged out.
Lad: Are you still here ?
Lad: I want to ask you a question
Lad: What did Charles says is holding the package now from being delivered to you?
Lad: I don't know where you stop with him , if the issue of diplomat is holding it then you let him know that you already have your diplomat that will do the delivery to you
Lad: Then you tell him how it could be send to your diplomat
Lad: I'm satisfied with that too
Lad: All I need is the package I am not interested about who so ever did the delivery
Lad: I hope you are still with me Malcolm
That's where it is at present. I'm wondering if maybe I'm at risk of educating the Lad.
*Australia is a gold-producing country. That fact didn't worry the Lad at all. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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MorganleFay
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Wed May 10, 2017 10:36 am |
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^ Well, only if the lad is a lot sharper than he appears to be. I think it's unlikely he'll really catch on - probably you have left him even more 'confuse' than before. |
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vonpaso xlura
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Wed May 10, 2017 11:18 am |
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Ask him what vaccine confers diplomatic immunity. Answer "offered" as if he really meant "offered", but don't tell him what "offered" means or what the right word is. Like when the product lad asked me to "brake it don" and I told him to proceed to the runaway truck ramp. |
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Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
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bearkat419
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Fri May 12, 2017 12:23 am |
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Make up a name for some sort of non-existing official that average citizens all have here to handle their secure transactions. And of course you have one. Lol. Even a way to introduce another character. |
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srichards
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Fri May 12, 2017 12:33 am |
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I'm still laughing at:
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It's not fucking rocket surgery! |
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MorganleFay
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Fri May 12, 2017 10:20 am |
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I like 'hornswaggled'. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Fri May 12, 2017 12:45 pm |
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The chat resumes...
Mal: Damn it, why aren't you here when I'm here?
Lad: I'm here now
Mal: You have me baffled, dude.
Lad: Yeah
Mal: "Yeah" is not the right gorram answer!
Lad: I understood you cleared that is why I am assuring you that everything I told you I'd true
Mal: How?
Lad: About the said Gold
Lad: You just have to let them you how you intend to receive it
Mal: I'm going to quote you.
Mal: “you let him know that you already have your diplomat that will do the delivery to you”
Lad: Then you tell him how it could be send to your diplomat
Lad: Like you said that you want to use your own diplomat
Mal: When the fuck did I say that????
Lad: But I didn't have any diplomat that will do that for me here
Lad: Which diplomat should I tell them I have
Lad: We're u didn't have any
Mal: Show me where I said I wanted to use my own diplomat. Go on, show me.
Lad: Oh I am sorry
Lad: I thought you were saying that you have your own diplomat that Is why you were against them saying that they have assigned a diplomat to do that for us
Mal: You thought I have my own diplomat... Seriously, dude?
Lad: I said I am sorry
Mal: Question; where would you go to find a diplomat?
Mal: I don't want apologies. I want answers.
Lad: But I am also letting that I didn't have one plus I don't know how to get one
Mal: What do diplomats do?
Lad: They do hand delivery that is what I know truly they do
Lad: To believe package personally to your door step
Mal: And who do they work for, as a rule?
Lad: Package that worth huge amount of money
Lad: They work for delivering companies
Mal: And?
Lad: And what ?
Mal: Do they work for anyone or anything else?
Lad: Only what I told you is what I knew for now
Mal: Holy shit on a shingle.
Lad: I don't know what else they do because they have not worked for me before
Mal: Did I ever tell you about my past career?
Lad: No
Lad: I haven't told me before
Mal: I served eighteen years in the United States Marine Corps. Went from Private to Captain. Iraq both times, and Somalia. Two Bronze Stars, three Purple Hearts. I also served in the guard detachments at five US Embassies. With me so far?
Lad: Nice
Lad: I really congratulate you, you are a great man indeed
Lad: I never knew this before now
Mal: Killing for your country ain't 'nice'. Seeing comrades killed or maimed for your country ain't 'nice'. Coping with the aftermath of terrorist attacks ain't 'nice'. Being wounded in action by bullets and IEDs ain't 'nice'. Have I made my point?
Lad: You are a warrior that is why you survived it
Mal: I was not a warrior! I was a soldier! I was a Marine!
Mal: And I was lucky. Sometimes you make your own luck; but sometimes Fate is with you. That means someone else dies or suffers.
Lad: Yes that is life
Lad: I'm happy that you said it yourself here
Mal: As a wise man said, Lady Luck is a casual fling, not a live-in girlfriend.
Mal: But, let's return to matters of moment.
Lad: Okay
Mal: Have you ever visited an embassy?
Lad: No
Mal: Figures.
Lad: I haven't travel out from Ghana before
Mal: Oh? Why not?
Lad: Because I only do my business here after I retired from UBFAL
Lad: I have not got any connection that will lead to me traveling out
Mal: I met a lot of interesting people in the embassies I helped to guard. Ambassadors, attaches, charges d'affaires....
Lad: Really nice
Lad: I wish to one day
Mal: And... diplomats.
Mal: Sorry, you were about to say something.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I am listening
Mal: Yep, diplomats in the embassy, doing diplomatic duties.
Lad: Yes
Lad: I am with you
Mal: I don't think you are 'with me'.
Lad: I'm with you really
Mal: Why do you think that I told you all that?
Lad: I don't know yet
Lad: But still listening
Mal: For now, over to you.
Mal: Think about what I said.
Lad: Okay, then you let me you what is next
Mal: Go on.
Lad: I don't know what you discuss with them last , I mean the UBFAL
Lad: I am just waiting for you to keep me updated
Mal: I haven't discussed anything since I heard about the 'diplomat'.
Mal: Did you ever meet him? The 'diplomat', I mean.
Lad: No
Lad: I don't even know the diplomat
Lad: Only you told me that they discuss diplomat with you
Mal: I'd better put you straight.
Lad: If not that I couldn't have gotten ideal about that
Lad: Okay
Lad: I'm listening
Mal: You don't seem to do that whole thinking routine too well. Diplomats do not work for private companies. They are employed by sovereign governments. With me so far?
Lad: Okay
Lad: Now I knew more about it
Mal: What conclusion do you draw from that?
Lad: That is?
Mal: I asked you the question. What's your answer?
Lad: Malcolm I must be sincere with you that I have nothing to say but I place everything in your hand
Lad: Please do what is best for us
Mal: Douglas Charles is a liar.
Lad: How
Mal: He doesn't have a diplomat. Have you been paying attention?
Lad: Really
Lad: Okay
Mal: Or do I need to find a bigger clue bat?
Mal: Ask yourself this; why would he lie?
Lad: Then we have to let him know that we will provide our own diplomat if that been the case
Lad: I just asked my self now but the answer I get is I don't know
Mal: Are you that fucking stupid?
Mal: Are you a sovereign nation? Am I a sovereign nation? Do you think the answer is yes?
Lad: I don't know what to answer now
Lad: But you just put me through and let me know how we will go about this now
Mal: Oh for fuck's sake! The answer is definitely no. What I'm telling you, but that somehow you just can't get, is that the gold is in the hands of a liar.
Lad: Then we need to remove it from me firstly right
Mal: He's lied to me, who knows what lies he's told you? Just THINK, OK?
Lad: I have not contacted him ever since he started talking to you
Lad: I was only waiting for you to tell him that you have received it here
Mal: How the blue hell am I going to receive it?
Lad: But do he received to send it to you?
Lad: You just have to tell him the best way you can receive it
Mal: You say you're a business man. I just can't believe that.
Lad: Yes
Lad: I'm a business man really after two years I retired
Lad: Although I am not too strong in business for now
Lad: But with time I will be perfect
Mal: No way, dude, no way. With what you've said here, I wouldn't trust you with a candyfloss stand at the church fete.
Lad: No way about what?
Lad: Why
Lad: You mean that I am lying here
Mal: Either lying or very stupid/
Lad: Okay I might ignorant
Lad: Not lying non stupid
Lad: I love to do this deal with you
Mal: The fact that you can't get a clue even when I bash it into you isn't making you look smart.
Lad: I must accept anything you say to me just for the progress and success of our deal
Lad: I have no idea about it before, I mean the diplomat
Lad: I told you before that I haven't done any business with diplomat before
Lad: So what do you want to happen next?
Mal: And you probably will never do any business with a diplomat. Just saying.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Then we have to let them know that it should be sent directly via DHL or another courier services right
Mal: I am still baffled by Charles' pointless lie and your ignorance. Personally I would tell you to get the gold out of there and in a safety deposit box, stat. Only then could we discuss the courier issue.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Then I have told do that today .
Mal: Confirm that you've got the gold to a safe place and then we talk further.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I will
Lad: Thanks Malcolm
Lad: Talk to you later then I have got it
Mal: Fine
There will be more. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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srichards
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Fri May 12, 2017 4:08 pm |
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I don't think they make a jumbo sized clue bat big enough for this idiot. Although I did note that he said he has never traveled outside of Ghana. Perhaps that needs to change. |
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WillEater
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Sat May 13, 2017 12:42 am |
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Agree..
To the North is Burkina Faso, East is Togo, then Benin.
West is Cote d'Ivore, then Liberia.
All great tourist destinations..
Make it so.. |
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Big X
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Sat May 13, 2017 2:13 am |
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I was going to say I was concerned that you might be educating him about what a diplomat actually is, but on second thought, this lad seems way too stupid to learn anything, so carry on. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Sat May 13, 2017 10:23 am |
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Final installment, maybe for now.
Lad: Malcolm I gone to their office today, here is a sample of the gold bar other are inside the box
Lad: But they told me that I will be a to claim it by tomorrow morning
Lad: But they are saying something again that the lady have not paid for deposit and the gold has been with them for two years now
Lad: That before we could receive it that we need to pay for deposit and they will calculate it for two years before letting us know how much we will pay
Lad: All this will be done by tomorrow morning
Lad: That is how it is being arranged in the box
Mal: Did you take those pix?
Lad: No I saw the pix inside the box, yes it is a reality really
Mal: So who did take those photographs?
Mal: Respond please.
Lad: I am here
Lad: I don't know who took the photographs
Lad: I told you that I saw it in the box when I went there yesterday
Mal: Saw what in the box?
Lad: You know too well that I have not seen the content of the box before
Mal: You said you saw pix in the box. Why did you say that?
Lad: I only knew it from written document that the woman has deposited some gold and she is died
Lad: Yes I saw it in the box on top of the gold it was just like a manual on top the box when you happen it
Lad: Are you still here?
Lad: Hope you get what I mean
Last year I was sent the second of those pix by two different people. One of them called himself Mal: Don Nana Kwame Otumfuo Osei Tutu and claimed to be the King of Ashanti. He wanted me buy his gold.
Mal: The other was an Indonesian named Lhee Sam Khang. He wanted me to join him in buying gold from Ghana.
Lad: I said I went there yesterday to claim the box , they told me that we have to pay for deposit. Lad: Then I demanded that I have to see the gold first that was when they brought the package out it was a box then they opened it I was the gold really in the box it was then I saw those two pic on top the gold bar inside the box
Lad: It was then I snap the two pic and send to you
Mal: But you said you didn't take those pictures.
Lad: What are you saying
Mal: What you said.
Lad: If I did not snap them then how do I send it to you
Mal: Did you take those pix?
Lad: No I saw the pix inside the box, yes it is a reality really
Mal: You also said: "I don't know who took the photographs". You're not making much sense.
Lad: You weren't understanding me
Mal: That was my point, dude!
Lad: There was a way you wanted your to come although I answered your question really buy not in the way you expected it
Lad: I am very sorry okay Malcolm
Mal: Did you read my bit about Don Nana and Lee Sam Kang?
Lad: Yes I read it but I don't know them, that was why I didn't give any answer to you concerning them
Lad: But I knew really that what I am telling you about the said Gold is real okay Malcolm
Mal: So why send a photograph that you didn't take and claim that you did?
Lad: I took it when I saw it in the box when they opened the box for me to see the gold that it is really deposited with them
Lad: I thought I told you all that before
Mal: So how come someone sent me that exact same photo over a year ago?
Lad: I don't know really
Mal: Looks kinda suspicious, doesn't it?
Lad: No suspicious there. You said you someone send it to you a year ago but I didn't send it to you. I have assured you the everything I am telling you is true I can even swear to you that I am telling you the truth okay
Lad: I swear to you really that I am telling you the truth about everything okay Malcolm
Lad: Just give me a benefit of doubt
Mal: I'm even about going there now to claim the box
Lad: Bullshit. You claim that a photograph sent to me by two different people is the one you took yesterday or the day before... how can I give the benefit of doubt>
Lad: Believe me okay
Lad: I'm telling you the truth here
Mal: Explain how that pic you took yesterday was sent to me over a year ago by two different people. Just saying "Believe me" ain't enough, Bubba-Louie.
Lad: I don't know what to explain here you said it was sent to you and you saw it but it wasn't sent to me what do you want me to explain here
Mal: You said you took the picture yesterday, but that can't be true.
Lad: I have done my best if you are not interested then you forget about it okay
Lad: If you're going to lie to me, you forget it.
Lad: I didn't lied to you in anyway
Lad: Everything I told you was true
Lad: But you are finding it difficult to believe me
Lad: Why ?
Mal: Because you're claiming to have a photograph that travelled through time.
Lad: I'm telling you the truth okay just believe me here
Mal: I'm going by the facts, not by your mere words.
Lad: I'm there now with them about to receive the box but they calculate the we have to pay $6250
Mal: Sue the guy who sold you that NLP course.
Lad: As deposit charged for over two years
Mal: Uh huh...
Lad: Yes
Lad: Although I will see what I can do to that
Mal: OK
Lad: Still negotiating with them but to stood by that $6200
Lad: They only deducted $50
Lad: Out from it
Lad: I only have $1500 with me here but at home I have $3000
Lad: Making it $4500 of which it could not be a enough
Lad: Although I will have to run around about it
Mal: Generous bunch.
Mal: You have $3000 in cash at home? Don't you have a bank account?
Lad: It like you are not serious really
Lad: I'm beginning to visualize some things here
Mal: How is that not serious>
Mal: O RLY?
Mal: Visualize away, I'm all eyes.
Lad: I thought that I was talking with some one you is serious about what I have been saying
Lad: I keep wondering why you sound so aggressive
Mal: I've been serious, but you've said some crazy things. I'm not responsible for those,
Lad: I never new that you were here to make some gest out from me
Lad: Thank you for wasting my time enough
Mal: You're the one spouting crap, not me.
Mal: Should I bill you for my wasted time?
After all that, it was the question about the cash in the house that set him off. Strange. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bearkat419
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Sat May 13, 2017 4:33 pm |
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The lads idea of what a diplomat does is fascinating. More fascinating is that you got him to admit he hasnt a clue where to find one. Lmao |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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Sun May 28, 2017 10:54 pm |
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The Lad's back, and with a new idea.
24 May
Lad: Hi Malcolm
Lad: Are you there?
Lad: Malcolm I think we can make this deal a successSo I will like you to visit Ghana and have a physical inspection of the goldI think this will do us good, then I will present you to the security company as the beneficiary with the company will ship the said Gold without delayWhat do you think about it
After fours days of not being online at the same time...
28 May
Lad: Are you still here ?
Mal: I'll just check...
Mal: Surprisingly, yes.
Mal: OK, I got that message about coming to Ghana to see things for myself. So...
Mal: Hello?
Lad: Yeah
Lad: I'm here
Lad: So when do you prepare coming
Mal: Very well then, you need to bear in mind that should I choose to, it'll be at least six weeks before I could travel.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Then I have to wait for you
Mal: Inoculations, mainly. Is there anything you can tell me about coming to Ghana, requirements and so on?
Lad: Yeah
Mal: It's your idea, after all.
Lad: I have nothing to tell but if you need to know anything feel free to ask me okay
Mal: So, advise me please.
Lad: But it is a good idea too
Mal: I'm sure the State Department doesn't know everything, so I thought that you, as the SME on things there, the man on the ground, could give me the straight dope.
Lad: I promise you really that only both of us have the idea of this deal no one else
Mal: That has nothing to do with what I said.
Mal: Why the stress on secrecy?
Mal: Hello? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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MorganleFay
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Yastreb
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Over the last few days out paths didn't cross, but then today...
Lad: I'm here
Lad: Are you still here
Mal: I'm here now, are you?
Lad: Yeah
Lad: How are you doing?
Mal: About gorram time! So, let's go over your plan.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I'm with you now ? How have you been doing?
Mal: Let's skip the small talk. As I said - let's go over your plan. That's your cue, dude.
Lad: Okay
Lad: My plans are already setIt all depends on you
Mal: One thing about plans that I always did was to work out where they could go wrong and then fix them. So, detail the full process please.
Lad: Yeah
Lad: You are wise really
Mal: Years of experience.
Lad: Okay
Lad: But you looking into this here , where do you think we or they could go wrong?
Mal: So...
Mal: Details, dude, I need details.
Lad: Details of deposit
Lad: I gave it to you before but I will resend all details later againIt's not much,
Mal: No, details of the plan. Not the deposit. You know what I mean, don't you?
Lad: Okay
Mal: WELL???
Lad: We need to make our own details of plans too
Lad: You tell something, do you have any details of plans that you want to tell me
Mal: I don't have any plans. Why? Because I don't know what I have to plan for! And that is why I'm here asking questions.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Let me tell you something
Mal: You say that a lot.
Lad: What you need to do is to get a visa to Ghana firstly
Mal: Thank you, buck private Obvious!
Lad: Then before you leave you have to let me know although we will be in contact till then
Secondly I will come to the airport to pick you up straight to the hotel where you will lodge
Mal: Why would you need to collect me at the airport?
Lad: By the second day of your visit then we will go straight to the UBFAL to see the gold for yourself
Lad: To save guard you
Mal: Guard me from what?
Lad: Against any problems
Mal: Ghana ain't Baghdad.
Lad: Or could you know your way to the UBFAL
Mal: Don't dodge the question, dude. What do I need to be guarded from?
Lad: I don't know, so if I were to come to you in your country you will not come to the airport to pick me right ?
Mal: Depends.
Lad: Depends on what now ?
Mal: But you said you wanted to guard me and now you don't know why?
I don't have a car, so you'd take a cab from the airport anyway.And you wouldn't be staying with me, so the cab would take you to the hotel. So what's the point of meeting you at the airport?
Lad: Okay
Lad: That is not how will welcome visitors in Africa
Mal: O RLY? Why?
Lad: We repeat people take more of our visitors
Lad: I have a car too
Lad: But we always like to go to the dropping point of our visitors to pick them up
Lad: That is when you board a flight from your country we will like to come to the airport to pick you up
Mal: Well, maybe Africans assume Westerners are babes in the woods and need cosseting. Ain't my way.
Lad: To avoid misunderstandings of road or one been attacked by bad people
Mal: "Misunderstandings of road"?
Lad: Yeah we know that you may be attacked by evil one that is why we must protect you
Mal: Sorry, but I have to ask - "evil one"?
Lad: Because after everything you will claim that is me you came to visit
So I must make sure you are save till the end of everything
Mal: You're ignoring me. Don't.
Lad: Don't you have evil ones over there too ?
Mal: "Evil ones"?
Lad: Don't you have arm rubbers over there too ?
Mal: And what would you do to protect me? Do you carry a gun?
Lad: You will see for yourself that day that I will come with at least two assistant with me , gun is under statement because I have more than a gun to protect my visitors
Lad: I'm a welding man too
Lad: I'm rich as you are rich but I always fine more to get richer
Mal: More than a gun? What do you mean? And so you can weld. Big deal.
Lad: I mean riches by say welding
Mal: So money is better than a gun?
Lad: Yeah
Lad: Now you knew
Lad: But you make mention of a gun at the initial
Lad: That is why I said I have something more than a gun
Lad: I really want you to be saved when you come okay
Lad: I want everything to go straight for us
Mal: Tell you what, dude. You come at me with a wad of greenbacks and we'll see if they'll protect you from a nine-mill FMJ
Lad: I believe me that everything will go well
Lad: I promise you that okay
Mal: I want specifics. You've said some strange things. "gun is under statement because I have more than a gun to protect my visitors" - you haven't explained that in a way that makes sense.
Lad: I mean to say that
Lad: Only my personality here will save my visitors
Mal: Your personality?
Lad: That I didn't need gun to do that
Mal: Dude, this is not making me feel comfortable about coming over there.
How does personality drive off a mugger?
Lad: No to say about that for now till you come over
I think you will like me more when you see me
Mal: Liking you ain't the issue.
Lad: Plus also you will see the truth okay
Mal: I asked for detail and I get some bafflegab about how you'll keep the muggers away with your "personality".
Lad: But I told you already that I will send the details to you later
Mal: I wanted those details now. And what you've told me is just ridiculous.
Lad: The deposit number xxxx/xxxx/xx
Lad: Depositor name: Michelline Reynolds
Mal: I don't give a fuck about that trivia.
Lad: Date of deposit: 7/11/2011
Mal: Why are you telling me all that?
Lad: What more details do you need?
Lad: Please let me know
Lad: This are what I knew you need because I too have my own part to defend okay
Lad: There is .much about it because the deal is already done just remaining you to come see the prove yourself
Mal: What part do you have to defend?
Lad: I will speak that you are the rightful beneficiary of the said package
Mal: I thought that was done and dusted. No need for you to use your personality.
Lad: Where I mean to use personality is about you been save from evil act all through your staying here
Mal: LOL
Lad: Yeah
Lad: I knew you believe in your personality too
Mal: Don't take it so calmly.
Lad: I knew you are a great man indeed
Mal: I don't have the idea that my personality can be used as a weapon. And can the snow job.
Lad: I am assuring you that with or without personality everything will go well
Mal: That's the whole point, dude. I don't want to rely on your boundless optimism.
Lad: Believe me okay
Lad: Rely on my boundless optimism because it will not fail you
Mal: No, no way.
Lad: That is a promise from me to you
Next up - gun talk! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
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Hm. Maybe criminals in Ghana only arm themselves with fresh fruit and pointy sticks. Fortunately, ths lad is "rich" so he can pay the phony muggers who are part of his scammer gang to go away. I think Mal would agree that it's a win-win situation. |
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vonpaso xlura
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Are the arm rubbers vulcanized? |
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MorganleFay
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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Then Mal had an great idea about how to cope with the arm rubbers.
Mal: Not accepted. I'd trust a Beretta DA92 over your personality any day.
Mal: Yes, by all means look up what a Beretta DA92 is.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I knew it might be one of the highest gun I think so
Mal: It's a good sidearm, but not the best there is.
Lad: Yeah
Lad: There are other best too
Lad: But one need to be comfortable with what he had
Mal: It was the sidearm I got issued with.
Lad: Okay
Mal: We used to argue over if we should somehow get the Colt M1911. Fewer rounds in the clip, but they hit harder.
Lad: Yeah
Lad: I'm with you
Lad: Have you started making arrangements about your coming?
Mal: No.
Lad: So I too will make arrangements about my expected visitor
Mal: I said "No".
Lad: Why ?
Lad: What are you waiting for then
Mal: Because I wanted to get some details about how things would be done in Ghana. Now you've blown that chance.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Things will be done in the right way here
Mal: You and your gorram personality.
Lad: You will have no problem about your coming
Lad: There will be smile after all is done
Mal: What are the gun laws like there?
Lad: You are not allowed to bring gun here unless you buy here and license it here
Mal: OK then - here's what you do.
Lad: What ? Tell me
Mal: Get a nine-millimeter handgun - Glock 17 or Sig-Sauer P-226 would be good - and register it. You can lend it to me while I'm there. My rating with a 9-mm handgun was 218 out of 250.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Are you serious really ?
Mal: I'd have preferred a 5.56 mm rifle - my rating in that was 243. But that's probably asking for too much. And yes, I am serious.
Lad: Can you get me a picture of how it look
Lad: I mean any of the 9- mm
Lad: Either Glock 17 or sig-sauer p-226
Mal: Just look them up. It's nothing to do with gorram aesthetics. And don't forget ammunition, magazines, and a cleaning kit
Lad: How much you think it will cost in us dollars?
Mal: No idea what you'd pay there.
Mal: And a shoulder holster.
Lad: Are you going to war ?
Lad: All this your demand for security how much will you be able to assist to getting them all
Mal: Dude, if I was going to war, I'd want an assault rifle, a sidearm, body armor and helmet, webbing, grenades, NVGs...
Lad: How are you supporting your demand is my question
Lad: Are you still here ?
Mal: I'm still here.
Lad: How are you supporting your demand for security?
Mal: Explain please.
Lad: Explain what ?
Mal: "How are you supporting your demand for security?"
Lad: I said what is your demand for security those demand need money
Mal: That.
Mal: "I'm a welding man too. I'm rich as you are rich but I always fine more to get richer"
Lad: Yeah
Lad: You are a rich man too right?
Lad: Then we could do this together
Lad: Are you not ready ?
Mal: How do you define "rich"?
Lad: I don't know
Lad: I'm asking you is that how are you supporting your demand?
Mal: I don't understand.
Mal: And... You’re not going to explain?
Now I'm wondering how much a 9-mm pistol would cost in Ghana... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mountain Goat
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This is great stuff You have picked up a very motivated guy |
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Henry Philip from Abuja/Nigeria to Natitingou/Benin with DSW and Yastreb
FUCK YOU JULIA......Lloydjames154
If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are (Agent Thomas Pierre)
You are a pig with Nigeria accent ([email protected])
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bearkat419
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He must send a pic holding the gun. And the permit. This is great stuff. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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Ups and downs this time.
Lad: Glock 17 auto pistol gun cost $600
Lad: Sig-sauer P226 used by Navy cost $1000
Lad: I have got the correct price of magazine
Lad: But roughly speaking$2500 will be enough to get all security items demanded by you
Lad: Including licensing it as well
Mal: Very good! But I'd like a breakdown of the price.
Lad: Malcolm is just for you to check how much you can afford then I will try my best to balance it up plus i get all the materials ready before you come
Lad: Hope you get what I mean ?
Mal: "Check how much you can afford"? Holy shit on a shingle - if I can't afford to buy a gun, how the blue hell can I afford to travel?
Lad: Okay for now let me tell you that truth I can only afford $500
Mal: Seriously???
Lad: Yeah
Lad: I must be sincere with you
Mal: You said you were rich like me.
Lad: No
Lad: Now I disagree
Lad: You are richer than me I agreed
Mal: And you thought I only had $500? How was this business going to work?
Lad: I knew you have more than $500 and the business will work
Lad: Are you still here ?
Lad: You aren't saying anything , why ?
Mal: I'm reading your emails and wondering how come you retired. You didn't have any savings, did you?
Mal: Whoah, hold it. A couple of weeks back you said you had $4500. What happened to it?
Lad: Tell me how much will you send?
Mal: And how do I know that you'll spend it on buying a gun? $2000 would be a massive temptation for you not to.
Lad: Why will I not buy the gun when I knew too well that you are coming really for business that worth more that the $2000
Lad: Malcolm think like a man please, believe me that I am ready for business not for little money
Mal: A couple of weeks back you said you had $4500. Where is it now?
Lad: I'm a family man too I take care of my children
Mal: You didn't mention your kids before.
Lad: We were talking about business not am family
Lad: That is why I didn't talk about my family
Mal: Well, you mentioned them just now. I have a daughter, for what it's worth.
Silence
Mal: Hey, I was only trying to be friendly.
Lad: I'm with you Malcolm
Lad: You just let me know when you will be sending the money then I also make mine available too
Lad: So there will be no course for excuses
Mal: You have a fucking great attitude problem there, buddy. If you expect me to grubstake this venture you will not scorn me like that! Is that clear to you?
Mal: I guess not. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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11 June
Lad: Are you still here ?
Lad: I'm here now .
Mal: Yep, I'm here.
Mal: Let's get down to cases/When you told me the price for a pistol, you gave me a figure of $2500.I want a breakdown of that figure.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I am listening
Lad: Continue
Mal: That's it.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I am with you
Mal: Dammit, I don't want gorram small talk! I want you to answer that question.
Mal: Well? Will you? Can you?
Lad: Yeah
Lad: I can deliver plus I will deliver really
Mal: That's not the fucking question! I want a full breakdown of that price you mentioned.
Lad: I have told you already you just have to let me know how much you can afford the I will complete it up because everything is for our protection not only okay
Mal: No, you didn't give me a breakdown. Don't pretend that you did. You quoted the price of the gun and then said $2500 even though one gun was $300 cheaper than the other. I want a breakdown of the costs for the other items.
Lad: I said $2500 is for gun magazine and bullet too as you demanded for hundred rounds including Licensing it as well
Mal: Break it down further.
Lad: I told you all that before now
Mal: No, you did not! Pistol. Magazines Ammunition. Holster. Licensing. Five different items. Five different sets of costs. And since there are different prices for the guns, I need justification for why the overall price is the same.
Lad: Then you just have to wait after purchasing it everything must have receipt for it okay
Mal: Excuse me? Is that how you do business? You don't ask for costings?
Lad: We are not kids that will cheat on each other
Lad: Just believe that I have greater plans than this okay
Mal: Listen up. I spent time in USMC procurement. We never bought anything without detailed costing. And if you don't bother asking about costing, then no wonder you've got no money.
Lad: Okay then give me today to compare the list okay
Lad: If that is what you want
Mal: Yes, that's what I want. Do not let me down.
Lad: I will not let you down okay
Lad: I just need little time okay
Mal: Make it so.
Lad: Okay
Mal: Good. Run along now.
13 June
Mal: You've had almost two days. Report please.
Lad: Malcolm I am still working on it okay
How have you been doing?
Mal: I'm fine, more or less. Why the delay?
Mal: Are you there?
Lad: I have told you that is $2500 will serve all all
I am very busy with my own business too
Mal: I know what you told me, but that isn't enough.
Lad: It's a enough okay
14 June
Lad: Malcolm please the amount I told you will be enough, do not boarder about it just relax and trust me that I will deliver right away.
Mal: I'm not paying anything without a breakdown of that cost. I won't settle for less.
Lad: Then you give me the list of what you want, so I will make research base on what you gave me
Mal: I told you what I need. Don't act dumb.
15 June
Lad: If you know you are really serious then summarize your list here again
Because you always act dumb too
Mal: The only way I'm being dumb is by expecting you to act sensibly.
Mal: Pistol. Magazines Ammunition. Holster. Cleaning kit. Licensing. Six different items; six different sets of costs. And since there are different prices for the guns, I need justification for why the overall price is the same. I don't want to hear any more of your excuses or evasions. Are we clear?
More to come. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
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This brings things up to date.
16 June
Lad: Yeah we are cleared Malcolm
But you check it yourself and let me know how all will cost.
Mal: You quoted a price and I want a breakdown of it.
You've fiddle-farted around for close to a fortnight and I lost patience long ago.
Lad: Malcolm I have told you that $2500 will be enough for all
Mal: Holy shit on a fucking shingle! What does it take, huh? You're obviously incompetent in business if you accept valuations without verification, which is what you did. I am not in business, but I know more than you do about that aspect.
Lad: But you are making things difficult. I have sent some one before he confirmed it now you are letting me send another by so doing everyone around me will be aware that I am buying a gun and others
You think about it okay
Mal: It's not my fault that you fucked up.
But why should it look bad that you're looking to buy a gun?
Lad: Arm robbers might come to take it from me after all spent
Mal: So you're afraid that if you buy a gun, you might be robbed of that gun.
Lad: No but I am afraid of exposing it
Mal: Why?
Lad: No reason
Lad: Just my policy
Mal: "No reason"? There has to be a gorram reason!
Mal: OK, I'll ask another question. How much is the registration?
Lad: Only the registration will take $200
Just because I will register it with my name but if I have to use your name where you are not present the cost will be higher than that
Mal: So, $600-$1000 for the gun and $200 for the registration. That means that it costs $1300 - $1700 for the accessories and ammunition, right?
Lad: Yeah
Mal: You're being taken to the gorram cleaners then.
Lad: No to get the remaining I'd not easy I have to go through a registered agent to get it
Mal: So the accessories mean going to an agent but that's not the case with the gun?
Lad: Both the gun too
Lad: Plus the registration, everything must go through an agent to get it
Mal: It would cost a lot less to buy the gun myself. A full kit without ammunition would cost under $800. That leaves registration and ammunition to you. "Simples".
Lad: Okay
Lad: It will be better that way
Mal: I have an idea, but I need to think it through and look for any problems.
Lad: Okay
Lad: I will be waiting still
Mal: I'll get back to you.
Lad: Okay Malcolm I will be waiting to hear from you.
I have a plan for the Lad that involves a super-reliable courier company... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Thursten3rd
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Super-reliable and 100% risky free. |
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